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WTF – 4D Black Face Masks

August 31, 2013

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Umm, can I say this is one of our favorite WTFs ever? Not because of the item itself, but because we laughed a lot while watching the video afterwards. Maybe it’s not really your sense of humor, but for us, this is pure gold. Sorry if that sounds odd. When Martina gets me at the end of the video we both hooted with laughter. Yes, hooted. Ah. Yes, it’s awkward to talk about our own videos. Most of the time we finish them and are like “OH MAN THAT TOOK TOO MANY HOURS” but this video gave us a chuckle. I hope you feel the same way.

Also, some of you might be wondering, “hey, Simon and Martina: what’s a spunk trumpet? I heard you say it a lot in this video.” Well, we just learned the word. We’re not sure if it’s common or not, but we saw this picture late at night the day before we filmed this WTF and cried with laughter:

Spunk Trumpet

Not that we have anything against One Direction. We just found this poster to be hilariously done. And so we wound up saying the word all day the day afterwards. We even suggested Leigh and Soo Zee do a DICKS episode on it. Seems appropriate, right? Speaking of which, a new episode of Discussing Interesting Contemporary Korean Slang is coming today as well. Woot! Also, in a related side note, did you know that the D in “One Direction” is meant to be silent?

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  1. S&M has now an other meaning to me….

    3 years ago
  2. Oh my god that poster made me laugh so much xD !

    I already died at ” Because Cowell wants a new f*****g yacht ” *lol*

    One must admit, it was funny…

    Back to the mask ! What the heck was the whole english (on the package ) suppose to mean? What certification? xD

    3 years ago
  3. I got up, made some coffee, grabbed some breakfast, and nearly woke the neighbors after watching this (which would have pissed them off mightily since it was 5:30 am on a Saturday.)

    3 years ago
  4. Actually, you weren’t the first one who know how to pronounce one direction correctly!

    3 years ago
  5. Okay this has got to be my fav WTF as well! I laughed hysterically through the whole thing, especially at the end. .D

    3 years ago
  6. OMG SO FUNNY!!! The ending XD Also your SM jokes were perfect… S&M. Simon & Martina, SM Entertainment.. Korea is having a real issue with the whole black face thing…
    Also I’m not a Directioner but 1D isn’t untalented, people need to stop offending them like that… though that poster is funny

    3 years ago
  7. I see that Martina is the dominant, sadistic one in the relationship. :P

    3 years ago
  8. I was laughing my spunk trumpets off! apparently we share that sense of humour XD

    3 years ago
  9. You guys got me laughing so hard

    3 years ago
  10. It has 2 uses. The one that you described in the video, BUT if you buy it around Halloween you can use it to dress as the gimp from Pulp Fiction.

    That, my friends, is a sound financial investment.

    3 years ago
  11. The end was soooo funny :DD

    3 years ago
  12. Ahahaaha, laughing so much! You know it’s true love when you can slap your husband with a black face mask.

    3 years ago
  13. This episode was SUPER NASTY & I loved it. Oooohhh u so NASTY!

    3 years ago
  14. I didn’t get it at first ! I was like “silent D what the …. ? Wait …… Oh You so Nasty !!”

    3 years ago
  15. Whut… i thought Simon looked more like a ninja… or something or a burglar.. hahahah..

    3 years ago
  16. Thinking about that poster made me think of idols not ones in particular but if you think about it that is the perfect description of the kpop world to some extent only they are talentless and are put together to train for years so a bunch of really talented spunk trumpets put together who would be studying for college or in college working part time keke please don’t hate me for this :D

    3 years ago
  17. Oohh my god I have never laughed harder at a WTF! I’m still gasping for air as I type this!

    Also I thought the safety word you were using was BUTT trumpet, but I admit, spunk trumpet is much better.

    3 years ago
  18. This. Is. Amazing.

    3 years ago
  19. I laughed so hard watching this video XD
    And that 1D poster is just too funny…

    3 years ago
  20. Gaffaw Chortle rip snort…………

    3 years ago
  21. Seriously, I come home from work and no one will talk to me (because I practically turn into Satan spawn after my job in hell) until I sit and watch you guys for a good hour. Like you guys can just make me laugh and de-stress and thank you so much for my daily dose of fun. I think every one of your videos should be considered an “Open The Happy”.

    3 years ago
  22. I haven’t even watched the video yet, and the thumbnail is terrifying! You look like a serial killer, hahaha.

    3 years ago
  23. I believe that the proper pronunciation is “wand-erection”

    3 years ago
    • Isn’t that the feeling you get when you read Harry Potter?

      3 years ago
      • I lol’d so hard at this, it’s not even funny!! Hahahahaahhaha Almost choked!!

        3 years ago
        • stop making me laugh, you guise, it’s ruining my makeup. S&M has a wrinkling effect as well as a reddening one. You know, from all the laughing.

          3 years ago
  24. Oh man, u guise made me spew drink onto my keyboard…so funny…

    3 years ago
  25. Charcoal… My sister cannot pronounce capsule, she says ‘cap-shick-cull”
    So funny.

    3 years ago
  26. I couldn’t stop laughing at the part where Simon was “scaring” people. My grandma also just happened to walk by at the time too!

    3 years ago
  27. I’m so glad I now know how to properly pronounce One ‘irection. ;D

    3 years ago
  28. LOL… OMG… SPUNK TRUMPET!!!

    3 years ago
  29. First time I learnt what a safety word meant was from a book and I’ll never gonna say the book’s tittle to anyone unless they are into that kind of stuff.

    3 years ago
    • Fifty Shades of Grey? Got hooked on these books ;3

      Also the videos was hilarious! I like the nastiness of it! Keep it up! >;DD

      3 years ago
  30. Oh! Why am I watching this in the middle of the night when I should be asleep! Because Simon and Martina are spunk trumpets, that’s why! Wait. No. Awesome! I meant awesome! XD

    3 years ago
  31. That is the best movie poster to date, even if the guy who did that film does pretty amazing documentaries.

    But yes, best ending to a WTF to date. Might’ve needed more whip sound effects…

    3 years ago
  32. Dang you guys should be careful one direction fans are almost as dangerous as Exotics.

    3 years ago
    • Neither. While they were fighting all of the N’Sync and Backstreet Boys fans would suddenly appear out of nowhere. They’re in their mid to late twenties now, so they’re feeling a little stressed and unsure about their future and wanting to work out their anxieties on those young and perpetually cheery Directioneers and Beliebers. Then suddenly all of the thirty-somethings will arrive declaring that New Kids on the Block were the truth and they’ll just start kicking Directioneers in their ankles. Helicopters will appear over head and the forty somethings will drop down like Navy Seals (they’re in their forties, they can afford such an elaborate entrance) while screaming “SHAUN CASSIDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Then Grandma will appear, roundhouse kick everyone in the groin while calmly repeating, “The Monkees”. Finally, Great-Grandma will walk out into the melee, slowly walk up to the Directioneers and the Beliebers and say with great gravitas, “Sinatra.” And everyone will fall silent, and weapons will fall to the ground, because they know Great-Grandma speaks the truth.

      3 years ago
      • Wow, your brain is a scary, scary place. Is it odd that after reading this I kinda want to live there?

        3 years ago
      • *wipes tear* That was beautiful! …but….you forgot The Beatles. As much as I love The Monkees (I loved watching the reruns when I was younger AND NO I’M NOT A GRANDMA), The Beatles were HUGE. Way bigger than The Monkees… just saying…

        3 years ago
        • Oh I know, but I was going for teen frenzy groups and performers who were similar in, how shall I put this diplomatically, staying power ;-)

          3 years ago
        • Don’t know what you mean but that’s ok cause I love The Monkees anyways so it’s all good either way! XD

          3 years ago
      • *stares in silence*

        The truth has been spoken. I bow to your awesomeness…

        3 years ago
  33. LOL, Directioners are going to be soooo mad when they see that poster. XD

    3 years ago
  34. Omg, You guys are so cute O/

    3 years ago
  35. I like it when simon is using some girls stuff. but it was really funny. I was laughing so hard.

    3 years ago
  36. Is it bad that I was laughing historically at Simon getting hit at the end.
    Sorry Simon. Lol

    3 years ago
  37. OMG I CANT. PHFFFTTTT //DYING

    3 years ago
  38. Did you guys wear black on purpose? :D

    3 years ago
  39. Oh my goodness! That was hilarious! S&M entertainment indeed! :D

    3 years ago
  40. SO insensitive…smh. (Looks like it works btw)

    3 years ago
    • What’s insensitive about it? They didn’t make the face mask. If you take a trip down Walmart, cvs pharmacy or walgreens, or target and go to the hair products isle, they have special whitening soaps and whitening creams specifically marketed towards black people. Just as people decide to tan to the point if looking like leather, you have those who want the opposite. (Afterall, it workes for Michael Jackson)

      3 years ago