November 9, 2011
So for those of you that don’t know, we just arrived back in Korea after having a short visit with our families in Canada. Now why is this information important for the WTF of the week? Well, it’s quite relevant because we’re suffering from terrible jet lag and we have the Lack-Of-Sleep Crazies (or as we call it, “heavy bertations”, see this video if you haven’t already) which we’re sure you’ll notice in the video…or will you? But then again, we are kindof crazy all the time, so maybe two Crazies negate each other and create The Normals. Is this a certified math equation?
If so, someone solve it for us, because we’re getting annoying at waking up at 2am and falling asleep at 6pm. Any hoodle doodle, back to the point of this ramble. Simon and I (this is Martina writing) woke up at 3am and decided to go grocery shopping at our local 24/7 HomePlus since our fridge was empty after our vacation.
After wandering the aisles in a sleep exhausted stupor for around 40 minutes, Simon reached his maximum crazy capacity and curled up on the ground on a cushion (this srly happend) and while I attempted to get him up, I saw the GLORIOUS CAT BUS!!! There were only two left; a pink one and a blue one (and while everyone thinks pink is my favourite colour, it’s actually blue) so I grabbed it and yelled, “THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS CAT BUS EVAAAA!!!!!” That woke Simon up, and he’s like, “Oh!! We should give it away for our WTF!” and then I regretted my yelling.
Anyhoo, we were going to do something different (I guess you’ll have to wait for next week) but the GLORIOUS CAT BUS took precedent.
Why is this bus so glorious? Well, let’s make list.
1) It’s covered in tiny cats, some, which are gangsta’ and throwing up gang signs while yelling, “A-YO!”
2) Flying cat bus is manned by a cat wearing tiny airplane goggles.
3) There are tiny baby chicks stowed in the baggage carriage, which I can only imagine are for dinner.
4) It reminds us of the cat bus in My Neighbor Totoro, which is a great anime by Hayao Miyazaki, if you haven’t seen it GO! GO NOW!!!! NO WAIT!!! WATCH OUR VIDEO THEN GO!
Have I even mentioned what this bus is for? Oh, how awkward of me! It’s a pencil case! A GLORIOUS PENCIL CASE CAT BUS!!! Let me just tell you, when I was teaching in High School, all my students had the most rocking pencil cases. It’s like we abandon the idea of having cool pencil cases once we leave grade 6, suddenly you’re “too cool” to care about the receptacle that carries all your stuff. Well not me. I printed out ghetto looking pictures of Sailor Moon and taped it all over a plain tin pencil case. Now if I had a GLORIOUS CAT BUS I’d be the most popular girl in school. No wait, probably the opposite of that…but WHO CARES!!! MY PENCIL CASE IS A BUS! MADE FOR CATS! CATS THAT FLY IN A FLYING BUS!!!! GAHHH!!!!
Otherwise, here are this week’s Bloopers, in which Martina shows off her Pittsburg accent, while Simon shows off his best Andy Bellefleur accent from True Blood: