Yay! This was a really fun TL;DR to do. We didn’t have to do any research for this one! We just joke around with each other and answer some questions at the same time. We don’t have to put up any disclaimers and worry about offending anyone! Woohoo!

Basically, we saw this random TL;DR question pop up for us to do the Couple 123 tag. I at first thought it was going to be a makeup challenge or something like that, so why would we do that for a TL;DR? But I looked into it and saw that it was just a list of questions we have to answer and guess what the other person is going to answer as well. Kind of like the Newlywed Game, I think? I’ve never seen the Newlywed Game myself. I only saw this gem online once:


Oh man that still makes me laugh.

Anyhow, yes, I’m sure we make some of you nauseated. The two of us are very much in sync with each other a lot of the time. We think the same things. We’ll hear a sound and be reminded of the same memory. We understand each other quite thoroughly. Probably because we’re with each other all the freaking time. We live together and we work together. We go out with friends together and we go shopping together. We’re barely ever apart, except for when we have to multitask, and whenever that happens we look at each other with panic in our eyes and shout “LONELY!” Christmas Shopping is the worst, because we have to surprise each other, but that means being separated while we shop, and it sucks!

Side note: I never understand why some of our friends on Kakaotalk will put us in a group chat, and send a message to both me and Martina to ask what our plans are. WHAT THE HELL?! Seriously: we’re no more than 10 meters apart from each other barely ever. If you ask one person the other person will give the same answer. DAMMIT BRENDON I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU CUT THAT OUT ALREADY.

Though we understand each other very well, and pretty much know each others answers, I think it’s clear that I know Martina better than she knows me. AMIRITE OR AMIRITE? I sometimes even know her better than she knows herself. We once played a round of Categories. Categories is when you name a category and each person has to give an answer, without repeating the previous person’s answer. So, you can do a Categories round on chocolate bars, for example, and shout “Twix!” “Three Musketeers,” etc. The point of the story is that we once played a round of Categories in which Martina picked the category: “things Martina likes.” And you know what? I WON. Mr. Thoughtful, right here! BECAUSE I NAUGHTY NAUGHTY! HAY! I’m Mr. Thoughtful! I’m the one that noticed the little patter of her “mmhmmhs” before she starts a thought as well. She was a bit self-conscious about it at first, but now she’s ok with it :D

Another thing that we wanted to talk about: I’m sure the first category stumped a lot of people, because everyone surely shouted out “Oh I know Martina’s gonna say T.O.P.” for the which celebrity would you marry. But it wasn’t! Martina here: if you couldn’t tell, I really like Dothraki Man Warrior kind of men. Not someone super buff like The Rock, but someone that looks…like a warrior dude? Not saying that TOP doesn’t look like a dude, in fact, he’s the first Korean kpop related guy that I had ever seen that looked unquestionably manly. I mistook so many kpop idols for women when I first go into kpop, but NOT TOP! His deep voice and music persona is my style, which is why Bang Yong Guk gets onto that list as well. GD, I love your music and fashion, but I couldn’t marry someone I might crush to death while making out. Hahaha *sigh* I’m a tall, curvy, athletic girl, and I need someone to match that power! A lot of kpop stars are very frail and although I can acknowledge how pretty they are, they really aren’t my style.

But when it comes to personality and looks, Johnny Depp’s a cool dude. He makes awesome movies and stays the hell out of the craziness of Hollywood. He lives in France, doesn’t he? We were under the impression that he’s so against the Hollywood lifestyle that he put an ocean between him and Hollywood. Jennifer Lawrence kinda feels like the younger female version of Johnny Depp, in that she’s an ultra mega star but isn’t consumed by it the way others are. Hollywood gives us the jibblies. Some bad jujus going on there. Buggh. So I think we just picked the least Hollywood-ish movie stars we could think of, rather than the hottest people we can think of.

Why? Because hotness totally fades. Everyone grows old and wrinkly and fat and grey. And once hotness fades, what’s left? Your personality, that’s what, and if you’ve been too consumed with celebrity lifestyle, I’d be concerned about how you’ll fare once people stop paying attention to you. Who can you be happy and old with? Who could you live happily under a bridge with if you had no money? You know, we’re kinda happy at the thought of growing old together. Seeing older couples in their 80s makes us well up with tears. We want to waddle together at an extremely slow pace. We want to watch each other change. We want to build those memories. We want…to stop being so sappy now.

One last thing, though: I didn’t get a chance to explain how Vanilla Sky shaped my perception of myself, because I realize it can sound like I lived the life of a billionaire playboy, which was really quite not the case. So here it is: Tom Cruise’s character was hideously deformed, and he had terrible self-esteem issues. A stunning whimsical and artistic girl falls in love with him anyways, for his personality rather than for his looks. Then she peels off pieces of his mask and finds a beautiful face underneath. The rest of the details of the movie didn’t really matter to me. It was that story that hit me the hardest when I saw it. And I found that in Martina. And without getting too emotional, that’s that.

Anyhow, if you had fun with this TL;DR (and we hope you did) subscribe for more TL;DRs, where people will hopefully have easy questions for us to answer! Maybe a short lightning round TL;DR, where we talk about our favourite Animes and books and Prime Numbers and stuff like that :D

  1. /raises hand/ Where can I get a boyfriend like Simon and how much will it cost? Or must I resort to kidnapping?

  2. Just a side note you may be interested in… The pronunciation of ‘Ducky’ in Indonesian means ‘black dead skin cells’ like the ones you scrub off in the jjimjilbang. I burst out laughing every time Simon calls Martina ‘Ducky’ ahaha ^^

  3. Seeing happily married old couples also makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside ^^
    My dad’s parents are like that. My grandfather kept track of how many days he’d been married to my grandmother, and would proudly announce it all the time :p

  4. This is really funny~ LOL love watching you guys. :D Just one question, where do you get ur nails done Martina?? I’ll be going to Seoul soon! Excited! :D

  5. Hey Simon and Martina! I just wanted to know how you feel about TV stations banning celebrities because of the scandals they were in, like with JYJ and more recently of how MBC and KBS are making blacklists of certain actresses/actors (Park Shiyeon/Tony Ahn). However, what you don’t notice is the banning of very prolific celebrities who also had a scandal (ESens is banned and G-Dragon isn’t-as much as I love GD it still seems unfair because they both were charged for marijuana at the same time period of 2012; Andy from Shinhwa isn’t banned where as Tony Ahn is despite being part of the same gambling incident). I love you guys and give Spudgy a tummy touch for me :D (and yes my creepy screamo google+ pic is just a painting of myself haha, called Jowls Face)

    -Tiffany from Maryland

  6. AWWWWWWWWWWW THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN! I’m really glad I discovered you two way-back-when, and I’m super glad your love for each other never falters :) I hope you two stay together with an undwindling love for the rest of eternity, you guys really are amazing people as a couple and as individuals!

    • When I said I discovered you two, I meant you and your channel, not as in I found you and made you famous LOOOL, realized how awks that sentence kind of was..

  7. Question just occurred while watching Secret’s new “I Do, I Do” MV: If Christianity is the most popular religion in South Korea (as Wikipedia states), and if Christmas is considered mostly a romantic holiday, are there Korean Christians — like North American ones — who make a big deal about the original meaning of Christmas being lost? Are there living nativities and things, trying to bring people “back” to the religious origins of the holiday?

  8. That was seriously disgustingly cute. :)

  9. ha! Martina and me are the same ! I have TONS of pyjamas and I never fold them! (I support you martina) And ouuuh Beauty and the beast <3 I actually know all the songs by heart hahaha :)

  10. Hi guys, you’ve talked about foreigners in Korea before but what about Latin people? Are they well seen? Thanks guys keep it up :)

  11. Can I just say how much I admire you guise for how close you are! You’re honestly role models for me bacause of how much love and respect you always show for each other, and I really wish I could find my own Simon/Martina to have such a wonderful relationship with!
    Err, that last part might sound slightly weird and creepy. But yeah, I look up to you guise! :D

  12. This is more of a question for Soozee, but before Simon and Martina, how did you react to foreigners, did you interact with them? What were your thoughts when you decided to work for people considered foreigners? How was it interacting with Simon and Martina at first? After working with the EatYourKimchi crew, how do you now react to and think about foreigners?

  13. Yay! another couple (besides hubby and i) that so in tune with each other.

    this may be a little controversial but would you guys do a TL;DR about the difference between military foreigners living in Korea and foreigners working in Korea not affiliated with the military. we (my family) may be moving overseas and are military

  14. OMG! Martina, you need to see Lizzie Bennett’s Diaries. It’s the modern version of Pride and Prejudice. It’s on YouTube and it has like 100 episodes. Go now and see it!

  15. Martina’s laugh wins the word. The End.

  16. For the next TL;DR could you guise discuss Jeong 정 and your interpretation of what it means. I don’t speak Korean but, I watch a lot of Korean media, (dramas, variety shows, and music shows) which has really made me fall in love with South Korea culture. My very limited understanding of 정 is it is an idea/emotion of love that is a mixture of parental/sibling/friend/ Idon’tknowsinceI’veneverlivedinKoreaorhadfriendsfromKorea. I reaallly want to hear you guise talk about your experience or inexperience of it!!!!!!!! Also if Soo Zee could help explain that’d be awesome!!!
    Love from a U.S. Nasty
    p.s. My name is Wilson, but I’m a girl, my given name is my grandmother’s maiden name
    p.p.s. OMG Heirs is killing me!!!!!! I want Martina to talk about it soooo bad ever since the Loki vs. Thor in the livechat

  17. keilyn505

    i always sing to beauty and the beast. you gotta watch this video a friend showed me last year. i was cracking up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Rau01wbeo

  18. Awww! Best blog ever!!!!

  19. Simon, If you liked “Vanilla Sky”, you should definitely watch the original one. It’s a Spanish movie from Alejandro Amenabar, “Abre los ojos”. There’s at least 1 big plus in the original : Tom Cruise is not in it.

  20. At 3:00, i have to say simon that is better dancing than i could do

  21. Simon and Martina,
    Is there any stereotypes for mexicans? Would they freak out if they spoke korean? Do they have to be pretty when they go to korea? Please answer this for me. I’M CURIOUS!!!!

  22. Why are kPop concerts so popular overseas. Like i saw the Music Bank Istanbul and Paris concerts, and the crowd almost didnt have any korean or asian whatsover, yet the concert was packed… And the kPop idols were speaking/interacting in Korean and am sure 99% of crowd didnt understand anything!!
    Never have i seen so many people going to concerts where they don’t understand the language….
    What do you think is leading to such craze for KPop??

  23. You guys don’t make me sick. You make me SOOPER DOOPER HAPPY. Like, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ Actually, I smiled and laughed and was so happy I pulled something in my neck at some point. Owwwh hahaha

  24. I have to go with Simon on this one Martina. Yes, people do make their beds everyday. I teach all my foster kids to do it but sadly when they grow up and leave and I go visit them LOL they don’t make their beds anymore.
    But Simon seriously don’t mess with a girl and her PJ’s I have two huge drawers full one for winter and one for summer.
    You guys are great, I love watching you and I’m probably your oldest viewer. Keep up the GREAT work. Korea is AWESOME!

  25. Jennifer Lawrence needs to see this.

  26. I was flipping through my TV’s guide feature today, saw this and thought of y’all. Doesn’t this sort of SPOIL THE WHOLE DARN MOVIE???

  27. What are your favorite disney movies aside from beauty and the beast and have you seen frozen yet? I get the feeling that you guys would really enjoy it because it was Faabuulouuusss!

  28. makes me sad…..my hubby probably would be wrong on all of them ;~{ y’all are to freaking cute!

  29. Adorableness overload X____X. Love you guise!! > . <

    "Anyhow, if you had fun with this TL;DR (and we hope you did) subscribe for more TL;DRs, where people will hopefully have easy questions for us to answer! Maybe a short lightning round TL;DR, where we talk about our favourite Animes and books and Prime Numbers and stuff like that :D" – Yes please!!! XD

    Thank you for the laugh :)


  30. Speaking of Jane Austen- anyone see this MMO in the works? Live in the era of Pride and Prejudice, where gossip is your weapon and you must immerse yourself in the culture in order to level up.


  31. Ash3070

    So if Martina does 10% of the housework and Simon does 80%, what happens to the other 10%? Are Spudgy and Memers REALLY that good? :/ Also Simon sleeps naked with the window open in the middle of the winter? O.o woah….I don’t even know what to say XD How does he not have pneumonia? O.o x x x

  32. Nicole

    This was hilarious. AND just so you know Martina I yelled “I DO!” when you said “Who folds their pyjamas??” and right after I said it you said “Nicole don’t answer that!!” Mark laughed so hard. I wonder how we’d do if we played that game? ;)

  33. I just wanna say, that for what it’s worth guys – stay sappy, stay mushy, stay rainbow-vomitingly adorable because like what you two put into this blog post, that is all that’s left in the end. When I first started watching you guys, it was only for your Music Mondays. Slowly but surely, FAPs and WANKs and WTFs and TL;DRs started becoming my favourites too, not just for the hilarity or interesting content but also because I can see sincerity and love both for the content you are making and between you two.


    So yeah. I love you guys and stay super awesome!

  34. kawaii_candie

    you guys are too freakin cute.

  35. Simon if you like Vanilla Sky then I recommend you “Abre los ojos” (“open your eyes”) that’s the movie Vanilla Sky was based on (Penelope Cruz does the same character in the original hence why she was in the remake)

  36. I smiled every time you guys ended up blurting the same answer – I wish you eternal lifetimes of happiness together, and I’m pretty sure that the rest of the Nasty Family does too ^^

  37. Watching these videos where they are all so happy, makes me so friggin happy. I remember waking up from a nightmare one time, and I couldn’t go back to sleep cause I was too freakin’ scared. Long story short, Eatyourkimchi videos made me feel all better. It was so nice to just watch them having fun. You guys are so close and personal with your fans, it REALLY feels like you connect with us, like we’re extensions of your family. -tears up- Thank you so much!

  38. I love to watch your videos!!! I like how annoyingly cute and sappy you guys are as couple. Your love for each other is such a nice change to see in media and I hope that I can have a relationship like that since it seems so fun and fulfilling.
    You guys are so inspiring in so many ways! :D plus meemers and spudgy are so adorable, cute family

  39. What are your thoughts on kpop christmas songs?? I mean I really get sick of sooooo much cutesy songs so Exos Miracle In December was so refreshing. What sre your thoughts??

  40. OMG THIS WAS SO CUTE LITERALLY YOU GUYS ARE THE CUTEST. i love you guys forever and everrrrrr.

  41. every Korean house wife is totally staring down Martina for making Simon do 80% of the house work lol i can see it

  42. I’ll watch this video again and again to feel happy when I’m down. You guise are just TOOO CUTE!!!! :)

  43. I <3 YOU MARTINA!! I agree with you about the housework!!

  44. Jennifer Laurence went to my high school!!!

  45. Guys I walked away for a few minutes and when i came back you were still arguing lmao
    You’re both so cute and I hope if I ever decide to get married it’ll be to someone whose as much my best friend as you guys are to each other.

    • oh and jsyk, i straight up refuse to fold my pajamas (why? i’m going to wear them again in a couple of hours) and make my bed (granted i am on my bed a lot when i’m home, it’s like my couch so there’s no use in making it, its just going to get messy in a few minutes PLUS my two dogs jump on there and get under the covers and that would be difficult if the covers were folded. Then they’d be cold! is that what you want, simon!?)
      my shoes are all over the place but i do have bouts where i get up and fold all my clothes and put them away neatly in the drawers and closet and make my bed which ends up messy minutes later (me, two dogs)

  46. Martina, I almost agree on the pajama argument. I have two draws for mine and they share a space with my scarves. For clean ones I FOLD THEM, but for the ones the pair that I do wear, I simply throw them on top of the cupboard shelf.

  47. irritablevowel

    Martina: “Who makes their bed?!”

    Me: Many people Martina. Many people make their bed.

    I’m with you on drying the dishes though. That’s what the dish rack is for! You wash them, put them in the dry rack, let evaporation do its job.

  48. This was my favorite TLDR. I think out of everything of yours I’ve watched I think you were the most yourselves in this and I loved it.

    I’m the same way with Pride and Prejudice Martina. Have you seen the Bollywood version? It’s called Bride and Prejudice and it’s amazing!

  49. I totally understand you with all your pajamas Martina. I barely can fit all my pajamas in my drawers. And I have 3 diff styles of them.

  50. unicornsgalaxy

    I’m siding with Martina on the pajama thing. I don’t even sleep in them but I have a drawer plus about half a cabinet stuffed with pajamas… although honestly, I still only wear a tank top and boxers around the house so I could probably get rid of most of them…but NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEED THEM!!!!!!

    Forgot what else I was gonna say…oh well.

  51. You guys shape me xD lol its weird to say but I mean I’m a young girl and people like you guys are the type of person I want to grow up to be like! Reading your blog post almost made me cry!! I want to contribute to the world in the way you guys do. Even one of your sappy video and blog posts can bring smiles to tons of people! Love you guys T^T

    btw I totally agree, looks fade!

  52. Halophila

    I don’t know if anyone has mentioned it already, but “Vanilla Sky” is actually a remake of a Spanish movie called “Abre Los Ojos”.

    The interesting thing is that Penelope Cruz played the same role in both movies. I have seen both films and I really preferred the Spanish version.

  53. OMG!
    I saw this on Allkpop…..this fits perfectly to this TL DR….hehe

  54. ^^ I love watching stuff like this. funny videos are so funny^^ and I love seeing your interactions^^ and I envy your relationship and wish I one day get to have one like that

  55. In some early early videos you guys did a couple videos showing how to do things in korea like using the subway and such. I know you guys already do a lot of videos, but it would be awesome if when you guys go out and about for a wank or a fapfap to also record other short videos for things like how to buy a subway ticket and board the subways, or how to buy a bus pass and how to use it on a bus and things like that.

  56. I’m actually surprised! :O I thought that Simon&Martina’s households are made by Spudgy&Meemers.

  57. Could you guys do an interview with any of the kPop stars>? preferably Girl Band… that would really pump up the site.

  58. If we were in the Pacific Rim world, you guys would be exTREMELY DRIFT COMPATIBLE OMG THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. The jaeger would be pink.

  59. This is the cutest TL:DR evaaahhhhh!!!! You guys really complement each other well,…. Is it just me or Simon is a great observant when it comes to Martina?

    PS: Simon’s all over you, Martina…<3 Love you guys!!!

  60. This is unrelated but i’d didn’t now how else i could show you this, this video is INSANE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc-1-Y4Mnro&feature=c4-overview&list=UUcUg1yv78NpKNSih6GZK-DQ

  61. Martina I read what Simon said about Vanilla Sky and it made me giddy for me…

  62. Carolynn

    Oh, my gosh. you guys are beyond adorable! LOVE you.

  63. yanagiba yusuke22

    s&m…today i was at hongdae…going to trick eye museum… didnt fing ur studio… so saddd… :(

    • You were close! So close! Trick Eye Museum is maybe 8 minutes walking distance from us :D

      • yanagiba yusuke22

        reallllyyy???? uuuuuu….. i was looking all the building if i saw ur studio…. when we come out from that museum….walk to the right side? i just go walk back to the tony moly side that u show in that trick eye wank… it was freaking cold that day,,…so sad cant make it…tmrw i already going back…. :(

  64. Blueberries

    Martina you mentioned all actor’s (from west) who I love: Johnny Depp, Tom Hiddleston and Mads Mikkelsen (Bond villain and Hannibal) :D I have to say that you have awesome taste of actors XD

  65. So glad I found you guys! You’re so funny and it keeps me connected to all things Korean!
    Anyway, I have a question. I notice that the male kpop performers dress very fashionably. Their style is much louder than in the U.S. How does their fashion and image translate to the average Korean male? In other words, what do average Korean men dress like?

  66. *judges Martina sooo much* I make my bed every day AND fold pajamas. XD
    But this video was just so sweet~ I need to go wash my teeth, too much sugar causes cavities~

  67. I should watch Vanilla Sky!

  68. I think all husband are the same when it comes to sleeping I’m always cold and he’s always hot !! lol I feel your pain lol

  69. You guys are a amazingly adorable loving couple, but what are the dynamics of Korean marriage like, what are the expectation of the korean husband, and wife in terms of social expectation? Your other TLDR explained what korean men, and women are looking for in the ideal partners, but what are the expectations after they say their I does? How consistent are these expectation in real life? And how do you guys feel you fit into that dynamic being from a different culture?

  70. WOW! That was the best TLDR ever!!!

  71. You guise are SO cute. I really hope I can find someone right and have a marriage as wonderful as yours <3<3

  72. The video was hilarious and the blog post so cute. It’s amazing that you were able to find each other. Really !
    It’s one of my favorite TL:DR

  73. My God, you two have one of the best relationships I’ve ever seen. How the hell do you get a Simon? I’ve got to get one.

  74. You guys are such a cute and lovely couple!

    Johnny Depp and Mads Mikkelsen <3333
    Martina, I recommend the movie "Valhalla Rising" with Mads. He has one eye and his character is very Dothraki Man Warriorish XD

  75. OMG! Pride and Prejudice! All things Austen….but WTF Vanilla Sky? Maybe Simon can do a video and explain the movie to those of us who didn’t get it. While he’s at it maybe he can tell me what’s going on in Memento too. lol

  76. S & M, consider how you will sound in 30 years… seriously, my parents celebrated their 35th anniversary of being married last year, and listening to you two reminds me of listening to them… like two peas in a pod.

    Ps: Martina… if Simon ever needs a good reason to NOT make the bed, tell them mine (which is legit btw). I have acari allergies (acari is a spidealike creature that lives in dust). A bed is literally heaven for these nasty things, which makes my leg itch when I go to bed. By not making my bed they dislike it more and more, as the body heat leaves quicker and they DIE!!! Yes, I have pretty much never made my bad on a daily basic (apart from times when we’re having guests over, and well… unmade beds look unmade with guests in the house.

  77. Please, watch “Abre los ojos”. It’s better than “Vanilla sky”!!!

  78. You guys are such a beautiful couple!

  79. I know this is STUPID question, but what are your zodiac signs??

    You guise seeriously restore my faith in humanity every time I watch your “couple videos”… I’m like “WOW, great people DO exist and sometimes they even find each other!!!!!!” <3

  80. So that made me want to watch Beauty and The Beast. But I only have the VHS and no player….. hmmm. Martina should sing the rest of the song!! In the voice of Mrs. Potts!! This was a really fun TL;DR. It was really nice to watch the two of just rolling with it and not having to self-censor stuff. AYE AYE to a Part 2!!

  81. Just wanna say that it really means so much that you guys reply it means so much to us Nasties. Normally famous people get so many and they only reply to a few, but love how you guys are so down to earth and can post videos about your daily life and even take time out to show us that we actually are important :)

  82. oh man, this was so funny x) You guys still seem like the perfect couple to me, you’re so cute and loveable together~~

  83. As you may know during the Closing Ceremony of each Olympic Games the next host city has a brief presentation highlighting their country’s culture. Since Korea will be hosting the 2018 Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang what artists and/or elements would you like to see during their segment at the Closing Ceremony of the 2014 games in Sochi, Russia in February? And on a somewhat related note, do you think Kim Yu Na will repeat as women’s figure skating gold medalist in Sochi and how has figure skating’s popularity in Korea grown since she won in Vancouver in 2010?

  84. This is one of the best TLDR EVAR!!! <3 it!!

  85. This was a very interesting and fun video.

    I expected the same answers in advance since you’re a married couple and you seem to know eachother well.

    If my mom saw this and Martinas clothing part , she would be annoyed.
    My mom has the rule to wash the clothes and hang them outside and fold them after one irons them (if they can be ironed). She has a distinct pattern she uses which, in the past, got on my nerves.
    Every time she came to my apartment she would go through my clothes and hang and fold them the way she wants and that really annoyed me ( I have a different way of folding them ). She kept doing that until I finaly snapped (it takes a very long time before I do so ).
    Now, she tries to keep it down and I try to keep her away from my clothes…

    Btw – I do understand Martinas pajama part. As a girl , I need certain pajamas for certain seasons. Thou I don’t have so many , I still understand.
    The household part made me laugh. Simon is like my mom there and Martina like my dad.
    I, for now, do 100% of it since I am alone. But when I had a roommate, I still did 90% of it…

  86. Where can we put our questions if we have some?? I have some MWAHAHAHA~
    P.S. I was reading the comments and I totally agree you guise are so adorbz! Wish I could have a relationship like that in future…

  87. This TL:DR is by far my favorite one ever. I initially started watching your videos for the K-pop and Korean culture insights, but now I mainly watch your relationship grow. I’m always astonished that such true love could exist and It’s a marvel to watch. Your videos never cease to make me smile and sometimes laugh outloud (which is rare for me to do). But I will say, I have to side with Simon on this one with regards to housework and general organization and cleanliness. I can tell you he loves you very much just from the fact that he puts up with you being so “free spirirted”. Keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be watching you guys until you’re old and have slow walks through the park holding hands. ^_^

  88. You’ve got such a brilliant, beautiful smile, Martina. It’s such an awesome video before I even hit play. :) You two are radiant.

  89. This was so fun! You make a great couple and a wonderful example for others. And that thing where the other knows more about his/her partner is no surprise. My husband, too, sometimes knows me better than I do. I think everything is, like, more visible from the side.

  90. Alicia Davis 알이샤 데비스
    Alicia Davis 알이샤 데비스

    Vanilla Sky was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen!

    • A lot of people don’t like it. I didn’t think the movie as a whole was good, but the nugget in the middle of it really hit me.

      • Alicia Davis 알이샤 데비스
        Alicia Davis 알이샤 데비스

        Maaannn!! The first time I get a response from you two and it’s about a movie that has nothing to do with Korea :P I saw it when I was much younger and the only emotion I can remember was boredom. To each their own :)

  91. This is serioulsy the cutest video I have seen of you guys. Great job!

  92. WHAT?!?! A man that does the majority of housework!!?? Where can I find one?

  93. So…….who’s not studying for finals right now?

  94. So much adorable in one video! O.O It spews cuteness. Martina, I like how confused and panicked you looked before almost every question. Hehe, I can’t answer things immediately either.
    Jennifer Lawrence’s personality is so interesting, in a good way. xD

  95. This was too cute! U guys are the cutest!! >.< And yesss Martina Johnny Depp for me too! lol

  96. What a funny and sweet post. That’s awesome! Although I can’t watch the video, I can feel funny through the blog post! I’ll watch the video later, i am sure that would make me smile after watching that.

  97. autumnwind

    lol I was thinking of my own answers as well. I was blank like Martina for a bit as well, but Johnny Depp would be my choice as well =D. It’s awesome that Simon does more of the house chores hehe. I found this funny to watch and so cute. I agree with Martina on a few things and have the same thoughts. Like really, what is the point of drying dishes when there is a dish rack (get a bigger one though lol). The dishes will dry on their own so you don’t have to waste energy and time that you could use on other things. Also, I don’t make my bed lol. I don’t see the point in that either because no one looks at my bed and then I just go sleep on it again the next day (I think it’s a waste of time fixing something that will get messed up every day anyways). Sometimes I purposely get out of the bed by flipping my blankets over a certain way so that I can just easily get back into my bed and cover myself with my blankets as quickly as possible the next day. Everyone’s expectations are different though and I’m totally fine with that! It’s just a small opinion so hopefully it doesn’t come off too strong~ Though when I read it over it felt a bit intense ha. Okay, enough ranting hehe ^-^

  98. Aaron Ho

    Faith in relationships restored!

  99. I always watch Pride and Prejudice when I’m sick too! It’s just perfect for making you feel better when you aren’t feeling well. The version with Colin Firth is my favorite. <3

  100. I practically live on my bed so I don’t see a need to make the bed at all. I’m on Martina’s side.

  101. you both are the cutest <3

  102. hehehehehe so funny. Pride and Prejudice is one of my all time favs – the BBC series and the Keira Knightly movie. Sometimes when I’m down I just reread the last chapter of the book too. Beauty and the Beast is one of my husband’s favourite movies…. and he is a bit obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence lately.

  103. Yeah…I don’t fold pajamas or make my bed really. Though in part the lack of bed making could be due to the fact that I’m on the top bunk in a dorm room… Also- this was freaking adorable. I love you guys- watching you interacting and listening to you talk about your relationship made me realize the kind of relationship that I want. So I say keep up the sweetness!

  104. Victor Ha

    Thank you for putting my mind at ease, Simon and Martina. I have the SAT this Saturday… T_T

  105. bigbangfosho

    This was both hilarious and adorable. I don’t think anyone can watch this video without at least smiling once.

  106. Simon’s the ideal husband!!!!!!!!!!!♥

  107. I feel like something is missing from this video… SOO ZEE!!! Saying her name is like… RAVI!

  108. Study for finals… Eatyourkimchi… Study for finals… Eatyourkimchi…
    We all know who won.
    I love you guys! Your too cute. Best couple ever.

  109. Ermahgawd, such a long TLDR :3 Totally loved it guys, so funny. And wow you guys remind me of Marshal and Lily from HIMYM ><

  110. You guys are 100% dorks and I love it!

  111. Martina, you are so lucky!

  112. Victor Ha

    OMG Simon sleeps naked? LOL oooooooohhhhh you so NASTY~!

  113. It’s so adorable that you guys know each other so well. <3 A perfect match.

    Martina: I live in the dorms in my college (Freshmen~ ;D) and I fold my pajamas and make my bed. Haha. ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ Yes, there are people who fold their pajamas.

    Simon: It's sweet that you look after her, not many guys are willing to do that.

  114. Ok, I am officaly like Martina. FOLDING AND BEDMAKING IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  115. Victor Ha

    I would like to say that if there were a duel of Martina vs. Jennifer Lawrence, I will put my vote for Martina as the winner. ^__^ GO MARTINA!

  116. It’s 6:28 am here in Germany, and I just spend the last hmm 15ish hours on my bachelor thesis…
    This is what I needed to get my mind off-toppic before some nap-time.

    Thank You Guys.
    I’m off to Sleepland
    Love&Lollies to you two.

  117. Martina, have you heard of The Lizzie Bennet Diaries series on youtube? It’s a modern version of Pride and Prejudice. IT’S AMAZING!!

  118. Akira Miyashi

    I want to find myself a Simon too. You guise are the cutest ever~!

  119. One of the most hilarious TL;DR’s for sure! And Martina, yes, I fold my pajamas. WHAT OF IT? COME AT ME BRO…er, Sista? COME AT ME, SISTA, I AIN’T SCURRED!

  120. This video is so uplifting and fun. I don’t think I’ve ever smiled while in Robarts Library before LOL

  121. Got to hear a lot of Martina’s awesome laugh in this video. ^__^

  122. thisisjustforfunval

    Simon. Where can I find one of you? But who’s single and lives within the general vicinity of me?
    Martina. You have the best husband ever.
    Guys. Ya’ll are the most adorkable couple in all the land of cupcakes, comic books and Doritos.

  123. That was just cute.

  124. Oh my God, this just showed me how similar Martina and I are…it’s kinda scary…

  125. hapagirl

    I was not surprised that you picked Jennifer Lawrence. She’s a cool chick and is very Martinaish, she could definitely be a friend of yours. And wow you two are so in sync, I know no one I know could probably do this, I know me and my best friend couldn’t come close to this.
    I remember you two talking about how you hate being separated.

  126. Good Polish boy cleaning the house!

  127. I was laughing so much in this video! You two are so cute and one of the happiest couples I know. Keep making sappy cute videos because it shows people what a real happy marriage is. Love you guys!!

  128. That was amazing. You guise kill me. That is all^^

  129. AHHHHHHHH MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME IS PRIDE AND PREJUDICE TOO! It’s the only movie I don’t mind rewatching time after time again because it’s so classic.

    Martina, you’re so lucky to find a husband who will do the laundry, clean the dishes and mop the floor. The three chores that I hate the most; someday I need to find a future hubby who is willing to do all this like Simon does~

    Really enjoyed this week’s TLDR, hopefully there will be more of these couply-themed TLDRs coming :D

  130. You two are such a beautiful beautiful couple. You give me hope to believe there’s someone out there that can love me haha. I love how you guys are like friends but madly in love at the same time, it’s so adorable! Your videos make my day so much better, thank you for sharing this video with us!

  131. Oh the diabetus I just got from watching and reading this TLDR. The level of super cute and super in love was just soooo sweet, I overloaded. You both are certainly a great couple and serve as a great example for so many of how to be young, fun, cooperative, and in love.

  132. Super adorable ^^ It’s really cool how you guys are so in sync haha. Hoping for a Part 2? (pleaseeee) :3

  133. Who makes their bed?? And although I do my own laundry (I’m single, I need shit to wear), I never fold them when I put them back. I just kinda… wriggle them around quickly and then stuff it inside the closet. Yep. I’m a small girl, so I’LL MARRY YOU G.D!! I kinda find big tall guys attractive, but I always seem to find the tiniest one in a group most attractive. Just thought Xiumin from Exo was really cute. Go figure :P
    Loved this tldr guys, thank you for sharing your fun times with us!

  134. Hannah Niebaum

    Oh man now I wanna play this with my boyfriend and see how we stack up…granted we don’t have seven? years together under our belts but we normally spend almost the same amount of time together (*u*) I LURV IT and I lurv you two! ^^

  135. Albino Eskimo

    You guys realize you’ll be receiving many 3 Musketeers in fan mail packages now, right?

  136. Lol, Simon doing all the cleaning :p I must admit I’m a bit of a Martina. I don’t see a point in making the bed or hand drying things and I don’t usually fold my clothes <.<

  137. that’s it, i’m making myself a t-shirt that says “he’s my simon” and tell my future boyfriend to wear a shirt that says “she’s my martina”, and it’ll be lovely, and we will live happily ever after as nasties together

  138. You guise should look up the skit of a British comedian called Jon Richardson and his theory about how every relationship should consist of a putter (Simon) and a leaver (Martina) xD You will relate!

  139. True. I wear different pajamas depending on the season. When it’s hot on summer i wear shorts and a tank top. On winter i wear thick sweat pants and tops with long sleeves. Men like my brother only sleep with they underwear.

  140. Okay. I dont know about anyone else but when I watch this it plays the sound in crazy super slow motion. So you both have like crazy deep man voices. I cant undestand what you are saying but it is extremelly funny! Almost like the old Godzilla movies where the track is super far behind but in slow motion haha

  141. I’m so on Martina’s side. I find laundry folding to be optional and my pajamas literally never get folded. lol

  142. You guys are just like my cousins. watching this video reminded me of when i was at her bridal show they had asked questions and they are recorded the guys answers. I just love you guys so much. i wish me and my future husband can be like that.

  143. Cara Rose

    awwgeez Simon! you, the blog post… I must watch Vanilla Sky now ^_^ <3

  144. Oh my gosh!! That was really funny. I don’t think this game would be as fun unless you had an audience of some sort.

  145. Does Simon have mild OCD actually? Because I can totally relate to the frustration of Martina’s non-pajama-folding habits and *cue nerdy voice* “household responsibilities”. OCD4LYF! (not by choice xD)

  146. Love this TL;DR! So funny. And guise you’re so adorable! It’s amazing how well you know each other! wanna find my own Simon! ^^ well, hopefully someday!

    Kisses from Argentina!♥

  147. Thank you so much for posting a fun video like this. I’ve been feeling really %@#$@ because of finals, but seeing you guys have fun and laugh with each other made me feel so much better.
    Also, Martina, I fold my pajamas. Just saying…

  148. “This is real life, son!!” The new way of saying “I love you woman, now get it together!!!” Too stinking cute for words.

  149. Ahh, my boyfriend and I are the same way about being apart – we live together, go out together, pretty much everything, and when we’re working on other things (in the same room) we still say “I miss you…” THE MUSH. ALL THE MUSH.

  150. I put my pj’s under my pillow too :D hahahaha

  151. thisisjustforfunval

    “I couldn’t marry someone I might crush to death while making out. Hahaha *sigh* I’m a tall, curvy, athletic girl, and I need someone to match that power!”

    DITTO! This thought occurs to me all the time with idols. I look a Jaejoong sometimes and thing I would break all his bones if my curviness even hugged him. Probably why I tend to generally like the least frail looking member of a group, not always but usually. But when it comes to it though, I’d marry Karl Urban. He’s so manly and many times scruffy.

  152. wait, in that newlywed game clip, her answer was bleeped out. what did she say?

  153. I have finals tomorrow and I’m a big sicky baby right now on top of that. This video is wonderful and made me feel less poopy, so thank you. Also I agree that folding clothes is stupid

  154. Even just reading the blog post before the video, I can see the love radiating. I love how you guys are so in love with each other even after so long, because I know some people start feeling tired and all. But you guys are so adorbs!

  155. Martina you should watch “Bride and Prejudice” It’s the Bollywood version of Pride and Prejudice and favorite in my group of friends!!! :D

  156. This TL;DR was absolutely amazing and super ridiculously cute!! Loved it~

  157. You remind me of my parents so much xD

  158. I’m so freaking jealous of your relationship.

    I can only pray to find one as amazing as yours someday.

  159. You guys are adorable! Am so jealous…sigh…<3

  160. I wants to have a love like yours someday. Or, well, the gay equivalent. *nods* The cute, you guise! The cuteeeee

  161. martina ….im speechless ..wow my favorite movie is also beauty and the beast

  162. lady_kire

    People make the bed? Man… I still haven’t found a reason for people to make the bed yet…
    You remind me of my bf Simon. He sees no reason to wear pajamas and usually just wears his underwear to sleep although after his trip back to China in May, he’s been wearing a wifebeater to sleep now (his relatives told him to wear one. I think it was because they don’t want to see him walk around the house without a shirt on).

  163. andrea chan

    10:44-10:46 – “sigh.”
    Marriage, summed up nicely.
    Haha I’m kidding. You two are so sweet it hurts. And gives me cavities. Gah

  164. LOL guise, even when you said different answers for Simon’s 7/11 one, you responded the same way with the “Ohhhhh~” Your couple cuteness is infallible. xD

  165. Oooh, if you watch all versions of Pride and Prejudice did you ever hear about The Lizzie Bennet Diaries? It was a retelling on youtube as a series of “vlogs” following modern day Lizzie a graduate student and really pretty fun!

  166. LOL you guys, even when you said different things on Simon’s 7/11 one, you both reacted to each other’s answers in the same way: “Ohhhh!” ~ couple cuteness! XD

  167. It’s been too long sine I watched your videos. Exam week hell right now. Thanks for making it a little bit better!!!!

  168. Victor Ha

    Yay! Another long video! Awesome! You guys have to be the most ideal couple for both married and dating couples! I would rather not be in a relationship, but you guys totally bring out the pros of being a (married) couple. ^__^

  169. Oh god, I love how you are both trying to convince us you each do a lot of house work xD I feel like I’m watching an argument between my parents and I’m like “well Martina makes a good point, cleaning that sucks! But Simon does laundry and dishes! Those are annoying” nooooooo cannot pick a side! cannot. compute.

  170. martina wow you also love 3musketeers ..yeiii because nobody like in mexico

  171. Haven’t watched the video yet. But the blog post was just too adorable. You guise are awesome. <3 <3

    • Interesting! I didn’t think that people read the blog posts before watching the video. Isn’t that a bit of a spoiler, then?

      • lol. Probably. It was helpful though when I found your website to read the blog post first so I could understand the context. Sometimes I had no idea what a video meant until I read the post.

      • I always read the blog posts first! My lame internet speed and desire for “HD” quality vids means I’m usually waiting for the video to load by reading the post.

        I’m pretty sure you all have been spoiled by the internet in South Korea.

        • Holy smokes! That’s right! We keep on forgetting how fast internet is here. Whenever we travel somewhere and we try to use the internet we look at our phones and think “is Twitter down? Is Instagram broken? Did my site crash?” We’re SO SPOILED.

        • I remember in one of your old vids you talked about using Facetime on a bus using a portable hotspot that costs only $10 bucks a month.

          I was like “WHAAAAT?! You can do that?! for only $10 bucks a month? Not Fair!” and stomped my feet like a tiny jealous child.

          The internet isn’t quite Facetime friendly in my house, let alone in a bus.

        • Ah yeah! I forgot about the portable hotspot! We don’t use that anymore. All of our devices have LTE :D

          *awkward silence*

        • You weren’t kidding about going to Korea for the Internet… When I get Photoshop again, I have to take a screenshot and make a corny visit Korea ad for it.

          BTW: Do either of you play Zelda games? The new 3DS one, A Link Between Worlds, was absolutely excellent! I had a lot of fond memories of a Link to the Past and many of those cute and squishy feelings came back.

          BTWW: I made mixed veggie and kimchi Jeon based on your recipe. It was totally nom-tastic! My brother ate it with Ranch. :P

        • The internet rejected my entire FaceTime app. But, yeah I read the blog post first too, especially because if not it turns to 144p which is soooooo bad.

        • 144p? That’s horrifying! Sometimes mine defaults to that too. It’s like a postage stamp size video.

        • It’s like 8 bit. So I have to go and click 360p so my computer won’t freak out with the 144p. Can’t wait for Austin to get google fiber. But honestly i only use the computer for HW, tumblr & EYK.

      • I usually read the blog post at the same time, but recently, my messed up sleep schedule has put my ADD into overdrive, so I can only focus on one thing at a time. So I read the blog post first (in fact, I have read the blog post but thus far haven’t actually watched the video). I especially find it helpful with KMM because sometimes in the video you don’t really explain your reasoning for saying some things as well as you do in the blog post, so the blog puts things into prospective for me.

      • Ekhem… I always read the blog post before watching the vid :D

      • I totally always read the blog posts first too ^^ And you two are too adorable for words! You are such a wonderful example of how wonderful marriage can be.

        Also, Martina, as always you have such an adorable outfit on. Um…would it be too much to ask if you sometimes mentioned where you got your clothes…I kind of am seriously in love with that cherry cardigan!

      • i always read the blog post before watching….hmm…. i like it that way more :)

      • I use to read the blog post in the office and watch the video at home.


  172. I’m eating Sweet Chili Heat Doritos right now. I’ll have the rest for you! Mwuahahah!

  173. i love you guys TTwTT

  174. Can you guise discuss your favorite books, movies, TV shows, etc. for us? I’d love to hear your interests and I might get more of your jokes (which are the best :D) I think it would be fun and pretty easy!

    • Oh Yes yes this would be a great question! I sometimes get lost into your references since I’m not much of a comic reader/TV series watcher so that would be awesome! And also which are your favorite anime/mangas, since I know Martina likes them :D

  175. “Jennifer Lawrence, I will cut you.” – Martina Stawski.
    “Well because she’s the most like you. Because If I couldn’t marry you, I’d want to marry someone that’s as Martina-ish as possible and Jennifer Lawrence just seems to have that very bizarre-not-know-how-to-behave-in-public-kind-of…” – Simon Stawski
    Yea, this video is probably going to make my day…

  176. First comment! YAY! You guise are adorable xD

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