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WTF – Crappy Dog Umbrella

March 27, 2015

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Hey guise! We’re still in the Dominican Republic, but that doesn’t mean we’re not publishing videos. We planned in advance. Huzzah! Unfortunately, this week’s WTF video isn’t the best of videos, because the item kinda, umm, sucks, but at least it shows some Spudgy, and that’s awesome. Why? Because we haven’t seen our animals in almost two weeks, and we totally miss them. So publishing this video makes us feel warm inside :D

But, on to the video: WTF! This umbrella is so crappy! Whoa. I don’t remember being so disappointed in a WTF item in a long time, but this one sucks. We usually are like “hey, if you like this item buy it on Gmarket,” but this item sucked! Or maybe we didn’t use it right. I don’t know. All I know is that I’m wet and disappointed.

We had this item for a while. We purchased a couple of cool umbrellas and have been storing them until a bright, rainy day. And finally the day had come! And then, boo-urns, this thing doesn’t keep Spudgy dry and falls apart in one use! It’s also really restricting compared to a regular leash. You have to stand right beside your dog, and hover above it with the umbrella so that it’ll work. I don’t see how this would be different than, hey, just using a regular umbrella in the same way. Is it supposed to be better because the umbrella is closer to the dog, and because the dog can’t run away from the umbrella as they could otherwise? Who knows. It just doesn’t work. We usually put Spudgy in a rain jacket, and that works great. I’m also assuming that this thing didn’t factor in peeing on bushes, which was almost impossible for Spudgy with this thing on.

Also, Martina didn’t pick up Spudgy’s poop. I had to do it for her. HOW IRRESPONSIBLE OF HER! Hey, don’t get the wrong idea: we’re very diligent with picking up Spudgy turds, a lot moreso than most people in our area. That same bush area has lots of abandoned turds. One of them we saw that day was, I swear, the size of a human turd. Not sure how a dog curled one out that big. Might have been a really drunk guy that marked his territory for the other doggies to know. Or it might have been a direwolf. Not sure. The point is, I hope you didn’t get the wrong impression of Martina for running away from the Spudgynugget.

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  1. Spudgy is so cute !!! :)

    4 years ago
  2. That umbrella tho it’s… very crappy indeed :D

    4 years ago
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    4 years ago
  4. THOSE BARKS OHMYGOD

    4 years ago
  5. Meg

    lol My dog Georgia is a “bush hugger” too. She just likes walking on the inside by all the plants and smells which is super annoying because when we go for bike rides or for runs it sucks because she’ll just STOP to sniff something in the bush. My other dog Irene is total opposite, she’ll walk on the outside and stay close to me and all I have to do is make a like “eh!” sound and she doesn’t stop or anything, she was a perfect walker from the get-go.

    4 years ago
  6. We have to accept the fact that not all WTFs will be wonderful treasure finds. This reminds me of the time you guys saved the pteranodon balloon and it sucked.
    Side note: LOL, the computer thought pteranodon might have been me misspelling non-veteran.

    4 years ago
  7. I love how excited he gets for his walks. ^^

    4 years ago
  8. I think I’m almost as bad at using an umbrella as Spudgy. I always end up with wet shins because I’m a fast walker and only have a compact umbrella. Maybe I’d stay dry if I’d just stop wandering around trying to pee on all the bushes.

    4 years ago
  9. Aw, this makes me miss having a dog so much. :( Walks are the best!!!! It’s good to see an awesome Spudgy themed video again.

    4 years ago
  10. you’re just used to small dogs. try cleaning up after a dalmatian or a doberman. then you’ll see some poops

    4 years ago
  11. I was saying Boo-urns.

    4 years ago
  12. Am I the only one gushing about how adorable Spudgy’s bark is?!

    4 years ago
  13. When I was younger we had a dog about the size of Spudgy (but longer legs) and he’d absolutely hate the rainjacket we got him. He literally wouldn’t walk, he’d sit and wouldn’t go outside, even if he really wanted to go. I also believe umbrellas freaked him out.. he was destined to be wet.

    4 years ago
  14. Man that chain from the umbrella is also really small!! I bet tall people would have to bend down for that!

    4 years ago
  15. Maybe this thing is meant for those tiny micro dogs that people don’t really walk that often because they’d rather carry them everywhere…

    4 years ago