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Forever Alone Boyfriend Pillow

May 24, 2014

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Right off the get go, we have to tell you that this pillow is now a permanent part of our family. We don’t ever use it ourselves. We snuggle each other. Spudgy, however, does not have someone to snuggle with. Meemers would seem like the prime candidate, logically, but he’s a kitty and nibbles anything in his vicinity. When we brought this pillow home after our trip to G-Dragon’s Villa, however, Spudgy instantly fell in love. He snuggles on this thing all the time. ALL THE TIME. We even have a voice now for him when we see him snuggling. “OH BESHALL!” is what he says, in those flirty voices that people have, like “Oh, you!” You know what I’m talking about?

Anyhow, Spudgy snuggles on this even when we’re not home. It’s sad, because when we’re not home, Spudgy sleeps right by the front door. He’s not good at being alone. So we put Beshall by the front door, and he sleeps on that all day. OH BESHALL!

Interestingly related, though: we filmed this video while at G-Dragon’s Villa, but I remember back when we did the YG Family concert, they were selling GD versions of this pillow, and they sold out. Oh, you VIPs. Seriously: how many of you bought a GD Boyfriend pillow, or how many of you WOULD buy one? All of you, right? RIGHT?

Hey: if you want this pillow, we’re not gonna judge you. We’ll even help you: pick it up here if you want one. It’s actually quite comfortable. Spudgy approves!

You know, with technology and the future advancing so rapidly, I know there’s gonna be a time where robots will take the place of lovers. They’ve already got some stuff out there. How much longer till they become a respected source of intimacy? And how much longer till it becomes inappropriate to make fun of people who love robots/human surrogates? Historians might look back at this post like “look at the bigotry, back when non-human love was ridiculed!” The future, man. It’s coming.

Click on this fancy pants button below if you want to snuggle a Spudgy. For every click, three Spudgy snuggles will be awarded!**

**Well, awarded to us, rather than you. I’m not sure how you can snuggle Spudgy, if you’re not close to him…

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  1. I would dearly love a Beshal. I already sleep in a somewhat odd configuration of pillows as it is, so the angle of Mr. Beshal here looks delightfully comfortable.

    2 years ago
  2. I wanted to search for it on the internet after I read this little text but instead of boyfriend pillow i typed eatyourboyfriend…i got some strange results

    2 years ago
  3. I am not embarrassed to say that I really want a Beshal. It looks so comfy *^*;

    2 years ago
  4. Im gonna get one for myself when my husband goes to see his family up north i always miss my manley snuggles with my b.e.b

    2 years ago
  5. I almost cried from cuteness at Spudgy with the pillow! Beshall is A+

    2 years ago
  6. I never thought I’d see “Twilight”, “My Little Pony” and “Sexual ways” in the same post, but Rule 34, I guess.

    2 years ago
  7. Newest member of the EYK family: Beshal. XD Oh yeah, and we can’t forget the little vacuum named Lestat. XD

    2 years ago
  8. This entire post reminds me of that 30 Rock episode where James Franco was in love with a body pillow. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_and_Greta

    2 years ago
  9. I cuddle with a regular pillow at night, but given the choice, I think the arm pillow is better than the lap pillow: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/14/japan-lap-pillow_n_3751417.html

    2 years ago
  10. lol. i remember when they had a whole Glee episode about those boyfriend pillows…. lol.

    i think i need me one of those since it does look like i’m gonna be forever alone these days… T_T
    not sure if i’m ready to live with the embarrassment though. lol.

    are you guys being sponsored by G-market now? cuz all your recent WTFs seem to come from there! (i don’t judge, it’s cool if you are :p)

    2 years ago
  11. I totally need to get one of these… for my pet of course *shifty eyes*

    2 years ago
  12. uummmm…….

    2 years ago
  13. I’m scared

    2 years ago
  14. Did you guys see the movie “Her” by any chance? He really could have used that pillow.

    2 years ago
    • “How much longer till they become a respected source of intimacy? And how much longer till it becomes inappropriate to make fun of people who love robots/human surrogates?” reading that reminds me that there’s a movie called Lars and the Real Girl, where the main character is in a relationship with one of those vinyl love dolls and how people in his community deal with that.

      2 years ago
    • I really liked it, but it is a quiet movie. Quiet movies don’t bore me if they have a good central story or question and I think this one does. What constitutes a relationship? Who decides that? I think if you guys see it in “English major” mode, you’ll really enjoy it.

      2 years ago
    • I saw “Her”. I fell asleep halfway through. Shoulda brought this pillow to fall asleep on xD

      2 years ago
  15. “You know, with technology and the future advancing so rapidly, I know there’s gonna be a time where robots will take the place of lovers. They’ve already got some stuff out there. How much longer till they become a respected source of intimacy? And how much longer till it becomes inappropriate to make fun of people who love robots/human surrogates? Historians might look back at this post like “look at the bigotry, back when non-human love was ridiculed!” The future, man. It’s coming.” Oh man look, a TOK topic.

    2 years ago
  16. my co-worker got me one of these (off amazon I think) as a gag gift (that actually made me sad a bit…lol). I never used it and ended up donating it. I’m not a snuggler when I sleep…I’m more of a “oh my god don’t touch me until I get in a deep sleep…actually better yet, maybe you should sleep on your own bed or I’m never going to get a good night sleep” type of person. I have problems falling asleep and staying asleep when someone (even my cat) is on the bed with me. I’m a fussy sleeper so if someone is in the bed with me, I will actually wake up to turn over instead of just flopping over while still unconscious.

    …I feel I may have shared too much about my sleeping habits…

    2 years ago
    • I’m the exact same. “Now we had the sexes and the kisses and the hugs time to sleep. Here’s your side, here’s mine, don’t trespass. G’night!” But I know there are a lot of non-sugglers out there so guys, I’m the one for you!
      I have one friend, though, who is my sleep soulmate. I sleep unusually well when she’s in my bed. In a platonic way.

      2 years ago
  17. You guys have corrupted my brain! Every time I heard or read the word snuggly, I thought of Sunggyu! He is mighty snuggly and should possible be a pillow himself. See he’s assumed the position…that sounded wrong.

    2 years ago
    • MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
      But this picture man… The need to snuggle is overwhelming.

      2 years ago
  18. I’d actually use this. I always have to add a pillow under my neck when I sleep. However, the guy I share my bed with and snuggle with already hates my body pillow and this will annoy him even more. Still, at least Spudgy and a bunch of VIPs have a pillow to snuggle with.

    2 years ago
  19. So, reading this blog post, I just got a really great fanfiction idea on robot human love. Thanks again EYK for supplying my fanfiction brain lol.

    2 years ago