This is the Mr. Freeze game we play with each other, almost on a daily basis. Why? Because of this video:


Some of you might actually remember we used this clip in a really old video we did, back when we didn’t care about copyright and just copied everyone (woot woot!). In fact, I can’t remember what video that is. +100 points to the Nasty who can find it!

Point is, we play this game all the time. Martina always wins, but I’m sure that she’s cheating. She just pluralizes the words to make them different. I’ll say Freeze, and she’ll say Freezes. LAME. That’s not creative at all. Oh, and if you don’t know how to play the game, the first person to repeat another person’s answer, or to not answer within 5 seconds loses. It’s like Categories, if you’ve ever played that. Except the Category is Mr. Freeze, and the game happens whenever and wherever throughout the day. Yes, this is the random stuff we do in our marriage, ok?! Don’t judge us!

Anyhow, umm, I’m not sure what else to say about this freezy foam. It smells like chemicals. It’s cold, yes, and when you take it off of your skin afterwards your skin feels cold. But something about this seems very…unsafe. Feels like there’s chemicals in here that have adverse side effects, like making your nails fall off or something. My nails are still fine, for now. I’m worried if the label said something in Korean that we should have
paid attention to. Come to think of it, we barely ever read the labels of any of the products we play around with. Some of them, of course, don’t have much danger to them, like the banana holder. It’s not like the banana holder’s packaging would say something like “WARNING: Shaking Banana Holder may cause JAUNDICE.” Of course not. But this freeze foam thingy: I’m sure it’s got some kind of warning that we should have been aware of. SOOOOOO ZEEEEEE!

If you want to keep up to date with the progression of my nails and to see whether they fall off or not, you should definitely click on the button below. It’ll also save your nails from falling off. Or so I’ve been told. I didn’t read the packaging label closely.

  1. I just want to know what the purpose of this freeze thing is. Why do you need your skin to feel cold?

  2. i just laughed so hard when you sprayed it on Simon’s boob and he squealed… lol!

  3. You guise should have a shirt that says “SoooooooZeeeeeeee”!! Oh even better “Aye gurl can I buy you a drink”

  4. Hehehe….I also noticed the lack of Martina’s amazingly epic tattoo. That was the first thing I noticed. XD And Martina I just realized how long your hair is now. It is really pretty! And Simon, with practice you shall surpass Martina in the Mr. Freeze competitions…XD

  5. Oh Simon, you actually like torturing your nippers, don’t you? I mean, it’s pretty obvious..don’t really want to think about this too deeply though, haha.

  6. Just want to say… In your Mr. Freeze game, Simon actually repeated his own word, “frozen” just before Martina repeated “Winter” as well… Soooo both of you lost?

  7. aaawww Mr Freeze!!! i remember him!!! totally forgot about him!!!

  8. “My nipples are very erect right now.” Copyright Simon Stawski 2013

  9. What manly squeals and screams Simon xDDDD

  10. I don’t know why was I acting like it was going to be me who got sprayed with this thing but I covered my chest with my arms and was like “NOOOOooooo, not the nipples!” -_-
    Martina: “He sprayed it onto his nipple and then he ripped off his nipple (…)” ._.

  11. SoooooooooooooooooZeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  12. Omg! I was crying with laughter when Simon decided it was a good idea to spray his nipples. This was a hilarious WTF!

  13. What do you mean Tundra isn’t cold!? My backyard disagrees.

    oh…and this is how I thought the video would go after Simon decided to spray his nipples

    Martina: [Sprays the neeples]



  15. Ummm… didn’t Martina say winter twice?? CHEATER MCCHEATERSON!

  16. SooZee has her own font/text now haha it’s really cute :3

    And also… by the foamy moustache part, I began to wonder if nipple play would happen. And it did LOL I laughed so hard, I laughed silently lol which is good I suppose since I’m not supposed to be awake rn ; u;

  17. I love how SooZee is supposed to solve all their problems. She’s like their mom! xD

  18. just want to point out martina said winter twice. or is that ok since the rules were ‘repeat another person’s answer’. haha

  19. Hey when are you guys going to put up eatyourkimchi n Melbourne?

    Funny TL;DR guys :)

  20. LOOOOL Simon’s “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” when he sprays it on his nipples, bahahahahaha dyinggg

  21. I feel like I would buy this just play with it…and by play I mean pull pranks on people
    On another note: I am I the only one who noticed that Martina used WINTER twice? I mean, what? Who said that?

  22. Martina, I love that you tried to ring Simon’s doorbell after freezing his nipper. XD

  23. You guys are so cute haha. Kudos to the one that found the Mr.Freeze clip below!
    I enjoy these haha. How is Simon’s nipple hair?!

  24. HAHA. You wanted to know when/what video you used the Mr. Freeze clip in. It was titled Why Korea is Still Awesome and was posted May 27, 2009. The link is http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IMuKTBktoRk#t=215

  25. I think WTF’s should be renamed SWAT’s for “Simon’s Weekly Aeriola Torture”. This is starting to become a theme here.

  26. Simon: “Spray it on my nipple….I’m doing this for you.”

    Your bravery astounds me, and I definitely felt a reassured since of safety because you took that cold bullet [Canadian icicle in a can] for us.
    For he’s a jolly good fellow, guys.

    Jokes aside, you two are HILARIOUS!!!

  27. I play a game similar to your Mr. Freeze game with my friends. Usually involving really bad names to call people.

  28. I really wanted to buy this though. Now I’m not so sure XD

  29. I feel so bad for SooZee when you guys make her doing nasty tasks xD

  30. So, we just realized that we filmed this before Martina got her tattoo done, so don’t be weirded out!

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