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FREEZING
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This is the Mr. Freeze game we play with each other, almost on a daily basis. Why? Because of this video:

 

Some of you might actually remember we used this clip in a really old video we did, back when we didn’t care about copyright and just copied everyone (woot woot!). In fact, I can’t remember what video that is. +100 points to the Nasty who can find it!

Point is, we play this game all the time. Martina always wins, but I’m sure that she’s cheating. She just pluralizes the words to make them different. I’ll say Freeze, and she’ll say Freezes. LAME. That’s not creative at all. Oh, and if you don’t know how to play the game, the first person to repeat another person’s answer, or to not answer within 5 seconds loses. It’s like Categories, if you’ve ever played that. Except the Category is Mr. Freeze, and the game happens whenever and wherever throughout the day. Yes, this is the random stuff we do in our marriage, ok?! Don’t judge us!

Anyhow, umm, I’m not sure what else to say about this freezy foam. It smells like chemicals. It’s cold, yes, and when you take it off of your skin afterwards your skin feels cold. But something about this seems very…unsafe. Feels like there’s chemicals in here that have adverse side effects, like making your nails fall off or something. My nails are still fine, for now. I’m worried if the label said something in Korean that we should have
paid attention to. Come to think of it, we barely ever read the labels of any of the products we play around with. Some of them, of course, don’t have much danger to them, like the banana holder. It’s not like the banana holder’s packaging would say something like “WARNING: Shaking Banana Holder may cause JAUNDICE.” Of course not. But this freeze foam thingy: I’m sure it’s got some kind of warning that we should have been aware of. SOOOOOO ZEEEEEE!

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  1. I just want to know what the purpose of this freeze thing is. Why do you need your skin to feel cold?

  2. i just laughed so hard when you sprayed it on Simon’s boob and he squealed… lol!

  3. You guise should have a shirt that says “SoooooooZeeeeeeee”!! Oh even better “Aye gurl can I buy you a drink”

  4. I remember that video! Thanks for the link. It was fun to rewatch it.

  5. Hehehe….I also noticed the lack of Martina’s amazingly epic tattoo. That was the first thing I noticed. XD And Martina I just realized how long your hair is now. It is really pretty! And Simon, with practice you shall surpass Martina in the Mr. Freeze competitions…XD

  6. I made that observation right away. Plus Martina’s hair is not as vibrant pink as it was in Australia.

  7. Simon repeated “frozen” just before that, too. :)

  8. Just want to say… In your Mr. Freeze game, Simon actually repeated his own word, “frozen” just before Martina repeated “Winter” as well… Soooo both of you lost?

  9. aaawww Mr Freeze!!! i remember him!!! totally forgot about him!!!

  10. Omg! I was crying with laughter when Simon decided it was a good idea to spray his nipples. This was a hilarious WTF!

  11. REFREEZERATOR! ICE-CREAM! SLUSHIES! BRAINFREEZE! ICE CUBES! IGLOOS! SNOW! ARCTIC! JESSICA (ice princess XD) MY SHOWER WATER! SNOWMEN! SNOWBALLS! FREEZE-BURN! HYPOTHERMIA! DRY ICE! NITROGEN! SIMON’S NIPPLES!!!!!!!

  12. SooZee has her own font/text now haha it’s really cute :3

    And also… by the foamy moustache part, I began to wonder if nipple play would happen. And it did LOL I laughed so hard, I laughed silently lol which is good I suppose since I’m not supposed to be awake rn ; u;

  13. just want to point out martina said winter twice. or is that ok since the rules were ‘repeat another person’s answer’. haha

  14. Hey when are you guys going to put up eatyourkimchi n Melbourne?

    Funny TL;DR guys :)

  15. I feel like I would buy this just play with it…and by play I mean pull pranks on people
    On another note: I am I the only one who noticed that Martina used WINTER twice? I mean, what? Who said that?

  16. Martina, I love that you tried to ring Simon’s doorbell after freezing his nipper. XD

  17. Simon: “Spray it on my nipple….I’m doing this for you.”

    Your bravery astounds me, and I definitely felt a reassured since of safety because you took that cold bullet [Canadian icicle in a can] for us.
    For he’s a jolly good fellow, guys.

    Jokes aside, you two are HILARIOUS!!!

  18. Wow, I feel brilliant now. I totally didn’t notice Martina’s arm was tattoo-less, but I did notice that your nails were naked! Go figure :P

  19. Aww, I was hoping you guys could travel back in time.

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