How to Be the Coolest Teacher in Korea
We’ve made a few How-To Survival Guides here at Eatyourkimchi.com already. We’ve shown you How to Use your Korean Rice-Cooker and your Korean Washing Machine, How to Get McDonalds Delivered to your House, and How to Drink Properly in Korea. Today, we have an all new How-To Guide. Today, you will learn how to be the Coolest Teacher/Person in Korea.
The vast majority of your students live and breathe on K-Pop music. Many times they’ll make references to these songs, either through hand gestures, odd dances, or even odder ways of saying things. And so, to keep you in the loop, we’ve compiled the eight significant Korean Pop Culture References and explained how they might be used by your students and how you can use them too. Accompanying this list is our Video Guide to Coolness in Korea, available in different formats in the sidebar, or just by clicking the picture above.
And so, here is your list:
#8 – Jewelry’s “One More Time”
Thanks to this video, whenever anyone in the class says “one more time,” another student will sing out “One More Time” the way Jewelry sang it, and then try the super-complicated index-finger-over-the-head-and-behind-the-back touch. It takes practice to master this move. Spend 20 minutes in front of a mirror doing this and you’ll guarantee yourself 10 more cool points amongst your students (and -100 cool points amongst your regular friends and family).
#7 – DBSK’s “Mirotic”
This is a fairly new song, and students are just beginning to catch onto its massive popularity. Show your students that you’re in the loop by referring to this song, either by mimicking the silly chin holding dance and parodying the awful rapping, or just sing out the chorus and pretend that you genuinely like the song. Not that it’s my ringtone or anything…so what if it is!!! It’s catchy!
#6 – Rain’s “Rainism”
This is another fairly recent song compared to the other songs on our list. The chorus of the song doesn’t make a lot of sense, but just suggesting that either you or anyone else – including Rain – will make it “Rainism” (what does that even mean?) will generate laughter from your class. There are two dance moves that are fairly popular from the music video as well, both of which are too complicated to explain. All that you need to know is that the first one can be used in many situations, while the second one needs to be used sparingly (and with great caution).
#5 – Uhm Jung Hwa’s “D.I.S.C.O”
This song was massively popular at the end of summer, and still has a bit of resonance in today’s Korean classroom, even if it is getting a bit stale. There’s a dance that goes with the chorus but you can’t find in the music video, as she did this dance live in concert. If your students ever ask you if you know any Korean music, you can tell them that you not only know Korean music but you even know Korean dances, and then break out into the disco dance.
#4 – Big Bang’s “Lies” (aka) “I’m So Sorry But I Love You”
Your students aren’t perfect, and when they make mistakes they’ll apologize for them. However, don’t take these apology sincerely; more often than not, these apologies are coupled with professions of love. So one student will throw something at another student. You’ll scold the first student, and then hear him say “I’m so sorry…but I love you!” and the class will erupt into laughter. Beat them to the punch, and tell them that you love them after their apologies. You’ll be super-cool.
#3 – Wondergirls’ “Nobody”
Simply put, girls are walking around the school singing this song and dancing its dance. Know the dance. It’s so simple that it can be explained (for once). After saying “I want nobody, nobody but you,” point with your two index fingers while raising one knee. Then clap twice quickly. Point the same way again. Then clap once. And that’s the dance! So simple, yet so contagious. You’ll hear the song playing in the background of our Intro to Peppero Day video, and – if you’re in Korea – you’ll hear it just about everywhere else. Know the song and know the dance.
#2 – Wondergirls’ “So Hot”
This was very useful in the summer. Somebody would complain that it’s so hot, and then do another one of those Wondergirls’ minimalistic dances. You can still use this dance today, because – if your school is anything like ours – then your classrooms are still sweltering hot in the winter. Complain about the heat and then do the weird Wondergirls face-fanning dance. You’ll be like soooo last summer, but at least you’ll prove that you know your K-pop music.
#1 – Lee Hyori’s “U-Go Girl”
Oddly, the impact of this song has nothing to do with its chorus. In the middle of the song, Lee Hyori breaks out into a completely unrelated song, in which the only words are “OK!” Every time she says “OK!” she does the OK symbol with her fingers, and brings it right close to her face with a cute little smile. That’s it. It sounds innocent enough, but it has proven to be unstoppably popular. You will hear the words “OK” far too much, and see smiling OK faces far too much as well. If you didn’t understand why your students were constantly saying “OK!” in such an odd manner, now you now. Check out her newest single “Mr.Big” to REALLY be in the loop.
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