Whoa. It is so nasty hot outside. NASTY! OOH YOU SO NASTY MOTHER NATURE! Seriously nasty. The weather’s very bizarre here, because – for the past two weeks – every time we look on the iPhone weather app to see what the weather’s supposed to be like for the day, all we see is non-stop predictions of Thunderstorms. Understandable, being monsoon season. But for some reason it just won’t rain! Instead, we’ve got hot, muggy weather every day. We haven’t seen any rain at all. Maybe it is raining often: we’re not sure, because we’re indoors for the greater part of our lives (yay for editing videos!) but I doubt it.

So, with that being said, we decided that it’d be a great idea to go out and sweat incessantly for a WANK! Wahoo! Actually, we just wanted to get out of the house and play. Not sure what got over us, but we really felt like parks and frisbees and water guns and kites and stuff. But, being as hot as it was, we skipped out on the frisbees and water guns and kites, and settled for foamy slingshots. Still fun though! Just not as fun as it usually should be, since it was so ridiculously hot outside.

You know what was wicked good fun though? That two-person bike-mobile with the sun-roof on it. HO-LEE-SMOKES. That was awesome! Not only were we shaded by the roof, but the street was lined with trees, so barely any sun got through. The times that it did get through we hissed and pretended to be dying vampires, but that wasn’t too often. The bike costs $10 an hour as well. Not bad, I’d say. Am I right in thinking that’s a decent price? I don’t know. We’ve been in Korea for so long that our perceptions of what’s cheap and what’s expensive are totally skewed now. Ha!

Otherwise, what we found totally awesome about the park were all the concession stands around the place. Seriously. I don’t remember any parks in Canada having places for you to get bottles of water and food and snacks and stuff. Are there any? Even our park in Bucheon, Central Park, which is a lot smaller than Incheon Grand Park, has a couple of small convenience stores in it. Buy a bottle of water for a buck if you’re melting in the heat. We were super melting, so we bought, like, six. Ha!

Yeah! So that’s it for this week’s fun and adventures. We’ve got a few bloopers this week as well, highlighting Martina’s gross cherry pit spitting skills, amongst other silliness, so check it out below!


  1. oohhh Martina you can talk Duck?? you could totally have a good convo with Onew!!!

  2. LOL i went to ilsan the other day and my aunt was all “its going to rain” but it didnt and me and my bro melted… i feel yur pain guys.

  3. When you guys say $10, are you guys referring to 10 USD, 10 CAD, or do you mean 10 KRW? I watched your watermelon carrier video and saw that the watermelons were “10 dollars” too and have since been wondering what currency you guys mean when you say “dollars” ^__^;

    • It’s $10 CAN/US (the currencies are essentially equal but the US dollar is slightly higher right now) which is ₩10,000. These are all rough numbers because it’s more like $9-something but it’s easier to think like this. :P

  4. The weather in Korea seems like the weather in South Carolina, hot, humid, and burning!

  5. Martina is getting prettier by the video ;3

    And Simon is… still a Dothraki warrior ;D

  6. You guys should WANK at the Bucheon Art festival next Saturday!

  7. Haha! You guys sound really Canadian when you bicker. (And by that I mean your accents are really, really heavy. “You’re nuttier than a Tim Horton’s Maple Log!”)

  8. Thank you so much!!!! I’ve been having a really crappy time lately, but this video seriously made me smile! I can’t wait to go to Korea (some day) and I hope I find a best friend and marry him and do crazy fun stuff like you guys~ You seriously make me smile when I need it most, so thank you!

  9. :-P WE HAVE YOUR RAIN! Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, where it almost never rains in the summer and is usually 100+ degrees all starting in May and lasting till September. Yet I almost got flooded off the free driving home on the freeway from my new job. That is twice in two weeks I almost got washed away by rain. Otherwise rain in the desert is beautiful.

    Poor Martina you were turning all pink by the end, so was Simon’s nose. You should never visit my town, you’ll be bright red in five minutes. My mom had fair skin like yours and she would lobster really fast. I turn pretty pink and red also, but my Hispanic skin tone swallows it up some how after about half an hour.

  10. It’s been so hot here in Wisconsin too. It’s been high 90s to over 100 deg F everyday. Today I actually wore pants and 3/4 length sleeves because it felt cooler today. Then I saw a thermometer and it read 87 F! most summers that is killer hot.

  11. It looks like the weather there is as crazy as the weather over here… Michigan has been crazy hot for months now. Like global warming is totally kicking in and kicking everyone’s ass… it’s been around 100 deg. an awful lot here… you should know how unusual that is since Toronto gets about the same kind of weather as Detroit does…

  12. We’re suffering a severe drought in Illinois (and the midwest in general). Usually 3 days of 90+ heat is surprising, but we’ve been getting the kind of summer normally seen in the south, and the infrastructure just isn’t prepared to handle it. By that I mean roads are buckling, trains derailing, etc. It’s a mess.

  13. All of this reminded me of Pokemon for some strange reason. I wanted you guys to veer off into grassy areas and catch some Rattatas and Caterpies.

  14. I saw this ad before i started watching the WANK. Then when you guys were complaining about the heat throughout the video her face kept popping into my head. this lady totally looks like she’s suffering from the heat. lol! oh hilarious random ads on EYK and Youtube!

  15. That’s definitely a decent price! Here in New Jersey, at the beach, those are $25!

  16. The place seems to be pretty empty. Maybe the people are cooling off in cheonggyechong.

  17. That place looks so peaceful and awesome. But I’m just like you, I get tired of being outside so quickly. The steering wheel thing is ridiculous, and the puppy mat was awesome. Will you guys do the engrish and idol competition again in future wanks?

  18. haha martina sounds like donald duck

  19. Simon you have awesome skills :)

  20. Yeah, it’s definitely been hot and humid this summer in Toronto… but it has been raining (heavily) here lately. I mean… there was a severe thunderstorm just last night!

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