Ok, so this is a little bit silly, but we had a lot of fun doing it. While we’re here in the Tokyo YouTube Studio, we have some collaboration projects we’re working on with other YouTubers. One of them is with a bunch of hilarious guise known as SQUASHfilms. Basically, they created a “Choose Your Own Adventure” kinda thing, in which they start off with one video, and then you can choose where the Stalking Vampire will go next. Here’s the first video you might have seen us post in the blog before.


So, click on us at the end, and then you’ll see us in the Tokyo Space making a fake FAPFAP! Woohoo! Or, if you’re really fascinated by the story, we embedded SQUASHfilms’ full Stalking Vampire playlist here, so you can check it out in its entirety.

We plan on doing a real kind of Japanese Convenience Store Snack raid soon, hopefully. Till then, here’s a fake one!

Side note, we had so much fun filming this. We were laughing most of the time. We really liked the idea of Martina’s scream being deep and my scream being ridiculously loud. Ha! It was good that we filmed that scene last, because I lost my voice from screaming so awesomely. Yeah, I’m dedicated to my acting artcraft. They also found it funny that I was stuck in a cutie aegyo position. DEATH BY AEGYO! Well, more like Death by Vampire. Still fun, though.

Anyhow, we’re collaborating with a bunch of cool people while we’re here, and we’d like to show them off a bit. So you can check out their videos individually here and how they collaborated in this project. Hopefully you find a channel or two that you like!

Lastly, we had a bit of behind the scenes footage, so you can see how the creation process worked in the video here. Yeah!


  1. Uh. Wow. Seeing the name I was like “huh.. Vampire? Pattinson cameo’d? Okay glitter is fun.” But when that guy in the uber tighty whities showed up I honestly had a horror movie out of chair experience (being easily startled and all). But I loved the Super Martina Bear moment. You guys always seem to have so much fun! :)

  2. i usually watch the video then read the blog portion so i’m was thoroughly satisfied with the surprise in the video^^ martina’s transformation was done well <3 loved it all! especially simon's aegyo pose <3 preciousssss

  3. That was….FREAKIN’ AWESOME!!!! At first I was like “What the heck?!!” then I was laughing so hard. Great job you two!!!

  4. “take care of me ducky!” lol… omg you guys are seriously the cutest couple ever…

    and lol at Martina’s transformation! though she really should’ve transformed into sailor moon… come on Martina!!!

  5. Simple, take out the first target, then melee the second before it gets up

  6. Haha you guys got me too! and I had watched the other video before hand and read the title of the video! I figure you would mention a little more about what it was about and why you were doing. I did not expect the vampire to just walk up behind simon and start the scene then!! fightened the pants off me! great work!! :D

  7. well if you say “guys” you automatically think of males right? but if you say “guise” you can include females as well… that’s my theory… not to mention “guise” sounds more cuter and a bit more familiarly close? than “guys” ^^

    • Idk …maybe it’s because English isn’t my mother tongue… I’m not bothered by it at all.. if you really want for it to make sense think about it as in the short of “disguise”(since we’re anonymous on the internet)

    • I actually remember S&M talking about why they used ‘guise’ a long time ago. I think the reason was pretty simple ‘cos we’re so hipster’ or something lame like that ^^;; I can look for it for you if you like? :)

  8. what path must we choose to save u guise?

  9. Oh my gosh.O_O I totally did not see the vampire coming > . . < *I couldn't take my eyes off your hands*

    ♥♥ ♥ ♥

  10. I was freaked out by the way the vampires looked until i saw Mordney asking for U-Kiss and then I started laughing :-).

    Martina you should do a makeup tutorial with Sasaki Asahi (http://www.youtube.com/user/sasakiasahi) and put up on Open the Happy. You showed her picture when you were scanning the photos on the youtube wall. She is very creative and talented.

    I also subscribe to Runnyrunny999. I can’t wait to see what you guys create! I like when my youtube subscription channels do collabos. *cue the song We are the World*

  11. I’m so glad I didn’t read the description. I totally love surprises and this one was great. I’m sick at home with a stupid stomach virus and I can’t stop following the Stalking Vampire now!

  12. hehehe yes!!!! been waiting for this!!!!!!
    i loved Simon’s manly scream!!!
    hahahaha special appearance my Mordney!!!!

    ahahah it was nice seeing those storyboard drawings after looking at really awesome ones today in class and me crying and being sad that i will never be able to draw for storyboards so well!!!

  13. This was really convincing as a real FAPFAP at the beginning and even though I knew it was coming (from the title – had watched a few of the vids previously), it was still very creepy. Mordney (LMFAO!) saved it from ending in a creepy way though so it didn’t leave me feeling so creepy at the end.

    Cyber_3 – If you actually run in to U-KISS in Japan, that would be hilarious, then there has to be a U-KISS playlist for all the times they’ve come up LOL! (kudos if this is your plan)

  14. Okay, I just watched all 29 videos in that playlist ^^;;

    – My dad and sister were both so scared with Ep.1 that they closed their eyes and begged me to turn it off. WIMPS D:
    – The plot was actually well thought out. It was very interesting, and I kept wanting to know what happens next.
    – Is The Strangers another YouTube show? That confused me a bit. Btw the girl with the gun is very….tall….
    – The ending was sad!! WHYYYY?! Aren’t Choose Your Own Adventures supposed to be multiple endings?
    – So. Much. Farting. :O
    – omigosh that mummy is so creepy. I thought the stalking vampires were bad, but the stuff in that secret room was just… *shudders* O_O
    – HayHay looks like an Asian Orlando Bloom hahaha xD It actually caught me by surprise when he started speaking Cantonese. Honkys ftw!!! (^o^)/ And his vacuum cleaning technique was great!!
    – I feel like eating sashimi now. I’m definitely checking out that Samurai Cook – COOKING LIKE A MAN!!! :D
    – Does that muscular body enhancer thing really work?
    – I feel like half the vloggers in Japan talk about food…
    – lol Bollywood? Is he based in Japan or India?
    – I saw Yoshi in the BTS video!! YOSHIIII :D :D <3 <3
    – The Youtube Space is so flawless, I almost thought you guys were using green screen.
    – Coca-cola tasting cotton candy sounds strange but interesing :O
    – The last 10 videos were a bit harder to get through….it was basically random vloggers talking/eating in their rooms, and then the vampire is superimposed into the video. Although I thought the girl who was talking about picking your nose and licking your fingers was pretty interesting :D

    Altogether a super cool project, guys!! I'll try to share it as much as I can – so long as they're not put off by the horror component ^^;;

    • If you’ve ever read those “choose your own adventure” books, you would know that 9/10 you die at the end of the story, and that one tricky tricky path where you survive is so counter-intuitive that you would never pick it deliberately. They are fun books but you get tired of “dying” all the time after a while.

      Cyber_3 – remembers reading them and thinking, “How will I die this time…..? Hmmm….”

  15. I loved you “sour struck” face. Both of yours

  16. It would have been funny if HARAJUKUKAWAiiTV also collaborated with this project

  17. I don’t know which was best – Simon’s aegyo scream, Martina VS vampire in a bear suit, or Mordney’s dedicated search for U-KISS. I laughed so hard at all three. XD All in all, a great collaboration video. 8D

    But man, that vampire’s gaspy scream is frightening.

  18. martina…kai bai bo on camera…WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN xD

    edit: is it very weird that i find the vampire guy sexy?

  19. i was hoping that white powder guy would have a spoon like the movie “White Powder” :P
    but he was freaky though no homo..okay…maybe little…

  20. Hey Martina Hey Simon, i’m looking for a good korean cooking channel and I know you recommended one a while ago but I can’t remember the name…help please? thanks!! :)

  21. Simon is the King of Aegyo Screams~~~!!!!

  22. You got me. I didn’t read the description and so I was wondering where the food porn shots were when bang, creepy vampire guy appeared. I am completely a horror film person and so my thoughs were not ohh scary but ooh, the fact the vampire is smiling is so cute… I am very odd.

    So, then when Mordney showed up I laughed. So many non Nasties are going to be confused.
    Good job guise. Oh btw, is it going to have Japanese subtitles since the filmmakers are Japanese?

    • Oh I just realised I can probably help with this – yea I speak Japanese. When you said you can’t sub it yourselves, did you mean you don’t have the ability to (in which case I can help) or you don’t have the permission to (in which case there’s nothing I can do)?

      Natz and a few other Epik Nasties also know Japanese, we’ve even subbed a Japanese Big Bang show before ^^b

  23. I always read blog posts before watching videos, so I kinda spoiled the surprise, but OMG the Stalking Vampire and Mordney actually met, I feel like a seer now!
    “It was good that we filmed that scene last, because I lost my voice from screaming so awesomely.” In ripito fipito sipo slow motion?

  24. i did not read b4….. it totally shocked me…. == YAY!!!! LOVE IT!! ^o^v

  25. ROFL Mordney???!! xD

    I was so not expecting that HAHAHAHA xD

  26. You guise should do a colab with HayHay! :D But this was soooo funny made my day ^^

  27. Unfortunately, no. We have so many things planned for the next couple of days that we can’t do much else. :(

  28. I think Simon is right. If I saw a half naked dude painted white at street, I would probably run away screaming just like him. :)

  29. I am now watching all the stalking vampire videos. this guy is mega creepy!

  30. i skipped the 2nd video on the playlist. i dont want to regret watching it and having nightmares LOL

    • That’s what my family did (wimps >.>) they refused to watch the videos until I showed them the BTS, and then they’re like “Now I KNOW that they’re all normal people, I can watch it without freaking out” – but my dad still jumped everytime the vampire bit someone xD

  31. woah….. this really reminded me of a horror film…… creey dude but still good…. very awesome keep the horror lol

  32. Omg, that’s the stuff of nightmares right there! I didn’t really think about the title before, totally caught me by surprise ahah.

  33. lol this scared the crap out of me. i almost shit my pants


  35. I don’t know if I’m laughing because of how insane this guy is, after watching all the videos, or because I am actually kind of scared XDDDDDDDDD ahahahaha

  36. Okayyy, this just freaked me out. LOL

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