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Yes, our words are quite strong here. We don’t go out right and say stuff like this usually, but we’ll say it now: this is quite possibly the best kpop song of 2011. Sure, everyone has their different opinions, and many people will argue for different songs and videos. Our opinion is just an opinion, and this one may well be argued against. That’s fine, but it doesn’t change the fact that we’re so immensely impressed by this song that we’re willing to call it the best Kpop song of 2011 thus far.

We mentioned on Twitter that it sounds like Enrique Inglesias’ “Heartbeat”, but we didn’t say that as a plagiarism charge. The piano does sound similar, but B2ST’s piano chords instantly struck us. When we first heard it we thought “man, this is gonna be an awesome song.” And we were right. Really, such a great improvement from B2ST’s “Beautiful”, which – we think – really strayed from their image. Cutie boys being cutey and lovey dovey…nah. That didn’t seem right. Here, they’re not bombastic, and they’re not ninnies either. They find a comfortable balance between both sides with an awesome song. Well done.

That doesn’t make this our favorite video of the year, though. That honor still goes to Big Bang’s “Love Song”. We got really annoyed by the pen at the beginning. Sure, we know that they’re trying to show that he’s writing in a diary, but couldn’t they have done so with a quieter pen? God! That thing was LOUD! And we kinda get the whole disappearing into dust thingy at the end. He’s trying to rewrite his story with her, but then he realizes that she’s really gone or something, and it’s supposed to be sad. Sure. That didn’t stop us from thinking about vampires, and if there’s one thing about us that’s consistent thus far, is that we’ll make videos about the weirdest stuff that pops into our minds.

B2ST Fiction Video Still

Dear Kpop Video Girls: Plz cry more than one tear from now on

On a side note: what’s the deal with single-tear crying? We saw it in Park Bom’s “Don’t Cry”, and I’m sure we saw it elsewhere before. Why don’t we see some genuine, breakdown sobbing? This single-tear crying business is just getting odd now. Lip quivering, people! You need to quiver your lips when you cry! We get that they’re trying to show how they’re holding back emotion, but can’t stop their tears from squeaking out, but now it just seems like they’re being lazy. More tears! More passion!

Anyhow, good chance is that you’re here because of our giveaway contest. Here’s what you need to know:

B2ST “Fiction and Fact” CD GIVEAWAY CONTEST RULES:

We’re giving away 2 copies of the B2ST Fact or Fiction CD. We’d like to know what you think the name of B2ST’s dance in “Fiction” should be. You have three different ways to submit your answer:

1) For our YouTube Subscribers: Leave a comment either in this thread, or on our YouTube page telling us what you think the name of B2ST’s dance should be. Easy peasy!

2) For our Facebook fans: Leave your answer in the Contest Thread. Don’t post it on the wall. Just on the contest thread. The link to the thread is here.

3) For our Twitter followers: Leave your answer in a tweet linking back to this page and mentioning us. Sound too complicated? Just click this link, fill in the blanks, and submit!

B2ST Fiction and Fact Album

B2ST Fiction and Fact Album

If you don’t win the CD, you can still buy B2ST’s new album here. It’s definitely awesome and worth it. And you don’t have to worry about your location: they’ll ship internationally. Great success!

One last note as well: this is the last Kpop Music Monday you’ll see in this setting. We moved the camera over for this episode to hide all of the boxes in our apartment. We’re starting our move on Wednesday! Huzzah! We found a new place, right here in Bucheon, right beside our current place, except it’s a lot bigger. With a full size kitchen! Wow! No oven, though. Pooh. Anyhow, we’ll be filming our WTF segment in this apartment tomorrow night, and then our TL;DR video for this week will actually be in our new apartment. Yay! We’ll post a video of our new place soon. We’ve got some other videos that we have to put out first :D

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  1. Okay, though Fiction is not my favorite song by them, I am a firm believer that Fiction and Fact was their best era. I absolutely adore Beast, and had not idea i could adore them anymore than I already did until F&F came out. It totally got me out of my depressed stage. My best friend had “broken up” with me the day before and I was distraught. When I heard the album, I forgot about everything. The seriousness of Fiction, Though I Call, and Virus mixed with the happiness of Back To You, Freeze, and You make this my favorite album. :D BATOOST FOR LYFE

  2. I am an extremely ambivalent person. Generally speaking songs and groups just kind of exist and while I can see their merit, talent, and bright futures and honestly wish nothing but the best for everyone included, I just don’t feel much about them. Batoost are different. More often than not groups don’t really progress, the quality of their songs and performances lie stagnant no matter how talented they are. Batoost had a pretty good start but with every song they progressed, their grand talent becoming more and more evident, and they haven’t taken a step back. Batoost has a charismatic and actually talented rapper, and five, at the very least, unbelievably solid singers, and that dancing… Not to mention the fact that they have one of the best male vocalists in all of kpop, Yoseop. They shed of the ‘rookie’ title almost immediately because of a professionalism many older groups still can’t pull off. To be a little bit emotional, I’m just really attached to them at this point. They have worked so hard to become more than a group of people rejected by the rest of the industry. They have proved themselves and made a long lasting spot for themselves in said industry. Putting aside the obvious talent and skilled performances, as people they really are lovely. The dynamic within the group is wonderful, they all seem to be the very best of friends and I genuinely believe that they all really care about each other. One of the greatest things in kpop are the groups with deep bonds and strong dynamics of dependence and love because god knows they go through a lot together. ‘Will You Be Alright?’ solidified my strong love for Batoost tenfold. A song about a type of relationship rarely discussed, a highly dependent one where the independent side worries so much about how their dependent partner will be without them to the point where they just want the dependent partner to stick around for a while so that they can make sure that they won’t fall apart. We don’t whether who the truly dependent person is, why the relationship went sour, or whether the girl is really all that screwed up, HOWEVER the concern and worry on the mans part is so genuine it’s touching. In the end, I own a boatload of their songs, they have made me laugh and cry, they have left me in awe, they are and will always be one one of my favorite groups, kpop and not. Plus, Yoseop is one of my only biases in kpop. Did I mention their dancing? I mean Shock, Fiction…though my favorite is ‘Not Me’, so clean. Prepix has done right by them. *cough* I really wrote a lot and I’m not even sure if doing this on the website will count *cough* Anywho, so pumped for their comeback!

  3. The first kpop group I met was BEAST, it was like love at first sight.. I came across their Say No MV on Youtube and I just fell in love with them<3 Words cannot explain how much I love these 6 boys. It may sound cheesy but they changed my life(: They're talented, can sing, dance, compose & are the sweetest guys on Earth. I'm so proud to be their fan:D To me there is no group like BEAST. When b2uties do something wrong Yoseob isn't afraid to scold us like a good father would. They're such good role models. They've never dissappointed me with any of their comebacks, I know their engrish may be a little bit bad sometimes:P but they always sing with their heart, always improving and working hard to make b2uties proud^^ I could go on but it would take forever to finish :)
    Now, THEIR JULY COMEBACK AJKFHJHDLKSHFKJHSK. Will you be okay & I'm sorry are such beautiful ballads(: Junhyung & Kim Taejoo are amazing composers. I love Cube for pre-releasing these songs but it's making me even more anxious about their comeback omg.<3 They'll be releasing their 2nd full album & I'm sure it's going to be as flawless as Fiction & Fact who is like my favorite album ever.<33
    I LOVE YOU BEAST:D FIGHTING!

  4. I Love BaToost because their songs make me want to sing along, even though I can’t really (yet) I still try and dance around the apartment where no one but my poor daughter can see. And I really Love Fiction. So I am glad that it is this Cd that you are giving away. It would be a nice b-day present for me:) since my b-day is tomorrow. I can’t wait to see what they come out with next.

  5. I think B2ST dance should be called the Shuffle-N-Slide (sounds like Shufflin’ Slide) :P

  6. I like B2st, but not as much as my friend. I want the Album for my
    friend :D who is an extreme B2ST FAN! He loves everything about them
    and Kikwang is his bias :3. I would love to win for his birthday~ THANK
    YOU! I’m more of a korean Indie fan and love CLAZZIQUAI, but I get my pop on too~

  7. the fecal take off. Were you just walking down the sidewalk? Did you just happen to step into a cute little puppy’s not so cute business? Do you not have anything similar to a napkin or tissue at your disposal? Well with this quick step you don’t need one. Just dance away the poo and your embarrassment while looking cool doing one of B2ST’s infamous dance moves…”THE FECAL TAKE OFF” (I will not be held responsible for your inability to execute this dance move accurately which may cause further embarrassment.) lol! people probably already had this idea but I wanted to post something

  8. I love Batoost alot,i have 35 songs of Batoost in my phone and u can stalk me and steal my phone if u have to simon and martina!!~^_^ I even bought a $50~60 batoost cd before and it was worth it!!~I absolutely can’t wait for “I’m Sorry” and “Will U Be Alright” was AWESOME~Ballad lover over here…Sorry Martina!!! I wish i could get the fiction cd,i actually thought they said friction to be honest but i still love the songs in that album!Oh yeah~I’m a Singapore Nasty but no one in my class knows you,i feel SO left out…Anyways,i would really love to have a BATOOST CD~!:P

  9. LongClawTiger

    BAAATOOOOOOST1!!!!!!
    OMG I am sooo loving their music! I like “Say no” and “Shock” a little better than this one, but all of their songs are so good! They have such an amazing blend of vocals and the music it is set to is always right up my alley! Maybe I am just a CUBE fanboy in general because I have a very similar feeling for stuff by 4Minute. Anywho, I am so excited that there is more material from B2ST coming soon! WOOO!! My whole summer feels brighter already! :)

  10. Fiction was the song of the year and I hope they come out with another song of the year in July. Batoost is amazing!!!

  11. id say both u kiss and sumthin else

  12. Is it just me or does Simon is on the verge of bursting into laughter when he goes “This is Mordney present”? I laught so hard because there’s a moment when he was smiling somehow akwardly for a bit too long. I watched it at least five times, but still not quite sure if I’m right or… just crazy o_0

  13. I think the move should be called “Replay dance?” (The one from the chorus of SHINee’s Replay)

  14. I don’t know if y’all are still accepting entries for this giveaway, lol, just kidding, obviously this is old!!! but what the heck! I totally agree with your idea: this is totally the pee dance; better yet this is the ‘I need to pee, but someone else is in the bathroom and won’t freaking hurry up dance’. At least that’s the first thing I thought when watching the video, and no, I’m not trying to buy you guys; though, I’d totally be your ranch provider Simon!

  15. I find that I always leak tears out of one eye first, my right tear duct takes a few minutes to warm up…

  16. “astrau-penguin feet dance” — kkkk

    ~ LOL . I really can’t think of other name of the dance. It does really remind me of how a penguin move. kekeke

  17. Liliam Tamie Takayassu

    “Friction dance” ftw

    and heeey don’t make fun of sweaty people, we can’t control it! hahahahhahaaha it just happens! XD

  18. I thought I was going crazy xD Im glad you noticed the screaming pen too. its like DEAR DIARY.. *guy pops in* “so whatcha writin?”     Also in the bloopers there is a scary shadow on the door and makes me think of slender man.. :<

  19. i think penguin dance is more cuter than pee dance pee nahhh it sound uhhhhh….!!!! peeing in a toilet???

  20. fiction is way better than heartbeat by enrique

  21. hahaha actually before i even knew anything about the song like the song
    name or anything i used to think it was called fRiction not fiction.
    but “friction” would be an awesome name!! or “b2stly” would be an
    awesomer name!! cuz its b2st, b2uties, AND b2sts b2stly dance!! <3

  22. penguin dance! i love penguins <3 and b2st! the dance is cute and hot at the same time… =] and the vocals are amazazing!

  23. hey!!!
    The dance of Fiction called Cold City Man or Penguin Dance (it’s a fact you know?)
    and for Simon, don’t said Beast with Batoost wkwkwkwk

  24. The Feet-Moving-Non-Stopping Dance :P

  25. The dance should be dubbed the “Beat-Around-The-Bush-Nervous-Shuffle.”

  26. I think the dance should be called – Cool guy trying to squish an ant dance. This cool guy is terrified of ants but trying to be cool at the same time so he put his hand in his pockets to pinch himself preventing him to scream. He use this swag-like dance to kill the ants.  :D 

  27. I think the dance should be called the “Carless Guy Dance”

  28. It should be slide and step dance? because of their mooooooves ;)

  29. I think the dance should be called the “heartbroken walk”.

  30. This is an awesome song and i agree with you guys: the best of the year so far
    Actually  I like all the songs from this album and it’s funny because I heard about B2ST a few months ago…tried to listen some of their songs but nothing really  appealed to me to make me stick to them
    But this album is LOVE for music 

  31. i think the dance should be called: the waddle(: i vote for B2ST-Fiction!(:

  32. I’m not the biggest fan of kpop but I love this song! Are there any other songs like this one, with melancholic undercurrents and paradoxically upbeat melody?

  33. ukiss 0330 XD

  34.  Wait,i think the dance should be called “The Broken Step” :D My vote is for B2st!

  35. i think the B2st dance should be called “Loner’s Half-hearted Stride” xD

  36. I´m sorry!! my vote for song is for B2ST !! 

  37. B2ST is the best! i love fiction so much  … sorry for my english but i am Méxican girl :´)  Hahaha the dance “penguin” is so Cutee~ and original … i love to dance the penguin 

  38. 0330 was definitely more sad I think.  That one actually made me want to cry a little bit.  Dead girlfriend is much more heart wrenching then a lost girlfriend.

  39. Ukiss 0330!!!!

  40. Wow this is a hard pick and it’s between my 2 most favorite group what should I do hmmmm I think I have to pick ukiss with 0330

  41. It should be called the penguin dance.
    Penguins waddle around like they did.

  42. I think it should be called wiping poo off your shoes dance

    • Jk I think it should be called 어갈수록
      Short for 어떻게 갈 수 있어?
      Which means how can you leave get it you cant move around when you are dancing that dance

  43. dodgy football kick dance

  44. The’ my heart is heavy but my love is weightless’ dance

  45. It should be called the FRICTION dance!! I mean, their pronunciation kinda sounded like “friction, friction” plus the dance has their soles rubbing against the floor. GO FRICTION!

    • I agree! That’s what I thought when I first saw the dance! When they 1st asked the fans to name it, that’s what I told the boys they should call it on their Twitter accounts.

  46. I have to say

  47. It’s should be called FATALITY-REALITY dance ;D When they’ve seen what reality can do, they’re just slowly going back to their fiction world :P

  48. its should be called ” the bored-um ” dance……..because you would do this dance while waiting for your boyfriend or girlfriend to call you, or you would be doings while waiting in a long line at an amusement park ! 

  49. slide and slip dance!!!! i vote for B2ST

  50. agree with kyone “best walk” all the way

  51. ‘the asian hoedown throw down’ :)

    or ‘I’m nervous about how eat your kimchi will rate this dance’ 

  52. The Wobbly Legs

  53. The Wobbly Legs

  54. the “sand-in-my-shoes-dance” :D

    or s.i.m.s dance!
    minds blown right?
    lol

  55. the “sand-in-my-shoes-dance” :D

    or s.i.m.s dance!
    minds blown right?
    lol

  56.  the ‘I have a bee in my pants’ dance!!

  57. I think it should be called “a-lonely-man-walking-in-the-rain” dance :))

  58. the “my-feet-are-aching-because-i-walked-day-to-night-to-day-again-from-seoul-to-lonely-desert-meeting-vampire-girl” dance :) yup, all that walking must’ve zapped all their power so they couldn’t use their hands & can only move in two steps :( 

  59. the dance name should be called “washing your clothes korean style” lol

  60. It should be called the figure 8 skate~! ^^

  61. the pshh-i’m-so-cool-i-don’t-need-any-hands shuffle. :)

  62. The BATOOOST Awkward Shuffle dance…=D
    cus it looks like they’re feeling awkward, with their hands in their pockets and their feet moving about kicking up a storm  …

  63. The Dance should be called Unmoving Skating :P ohhh by the way my youtube account its also YSCD1 :)

  64. I think it should be called the “shy/lonely boy shuffle.” It kind of reminds me of a lonely little boy boy at school who doesn’t know what to say so he kicks a rock around with his feet.

  65. Korean Doggie. lulz. i dont know. 

  66. Beastwalk!!! That’s the first thing the popped up in my mind

  67. Posing Swag Walker On A Mission!

  68. I VOTE FOR UKISS.

    But I have no idea about what to call the dance. ^^”

  69. slippery floor dance,that`s it.

  70. The fiction skate dance 

  71. the  “I want to step on my own foot but I’m scared that it’s too painful” dance XD

  72. mopping with shoes dance

  73. B2ST AND THE B2UTY dance! ;D When b2st are doing the dance, us b2uties can do it with them. We wont be with them on the music shows, but we´ll dance the dance at home, and be with them in our thoughts. For us I-b2uties there is not really much we can do for or with them, so just having this, a simple and single thing, that connect us would mean ALOT! Just one thing that make us feel close to them, to make us feel as one…♥
    if not this, then BEASTLY WALK; need I say more lol?

    Anyways, with my luck I probably wont win… but I just needed to get this off my chest ^^

  74. Shoot
    I
    May fall so my 
    Other members
    Need to make

    A very Cool
    Natural 
    Dance!

    Martina 
    Are you
    Ready
    To 
    Idolize b2st?!?
    No?
    Are you listening!?*Martina:drooling for T.O.P*

    Dang now I have to do the
    Awesome dance 
    Number!! 
    Crunch time
    Everybody!!!!

  75. I agree with you… this is the best song for 2011 so far ^^

  76. B2ST and the “Super Special Sexy Transformation Sequence Goooooo!!!” dance

  77. Hiii, 이 비디오가 너무 재미있어요. 전 Simon&Martina의 팬이에요. 저는 한국어 학생이에요. 나도 Love song을 너무 좋아해요. 

  78. “ITCHY BALLS DANCE” lol! :)) 

  79. SEOB SEOB DANCE since it means sad/upset/depressed in korean XD pronounced like yoseob’s name only without the yo :) ahhahaa PLUS, THEY’RE UPSET cuz the girl’s gone which causes junhyung to rewrite their story in pencil. :) and causes him to take the longest walk EVER and he’s walking all upset and sad so he does the seobseob dance XD

  80. The “I’m to Sad and Mopey Dance”

  81. ….. THE “PENGUIN DANCE”

  82. The “Step on/scrape off roaches dace”

  83. kicked in the groin shuffle xD

  84. B2STep dance – interpreted as the “BEE STEPPING dance” or the “BEE TWO STEP dance” (Kill two bees with this dance) muahahahahahaha

  85. B2STep dance – interpreted as the “BEE STEPPING dance” or the “BEE TWO STEP dance” (Kill two bees with this dance) muahahahahahaha

  86. The “Making wine dance” ! When you have to step above the grapes, and squizze them with your feet.

  87. Shazam! Batoost is back

  88. Do you guys like to listen to Block B? <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 ……………….

  89. “I’ve got something sticky on the bottom of my shoes” dance

  90. “Silly walks dance”

     i.e. Monty Python

  91. this dance should be called the “slippery dance” its like they slip and the another leg comes in and slip too and it just keep gong on ,but since they are idol they just have to put their hand in the pocket

  92. the “crap mop” dance :D
    See, you’re walking down the street LIKE A MAN! when you stepped on crap and you casually try to wipe it off, and when you can’t get it off, you stomp your feet getting mad but continue to wipe the crap off your shoe :)

  93. the ‘gum wiper’ dance

  94. the ‘gum wiper’ dance

  95. the ‘gum wiper’ dance

  96. the ‘gum wiper’ dance

  97. the ‘gum wiper’ dance

  98. the hoboguydance~! hey look its sahhh coin~ OMG ITS SAHH COIN SHUFFLE SHUFFLE I DROPPED THE COIN OH NOES I DROPED IT PICK It UP PICK IT UP AHH DONT STEP ON IT SHUFFLE SHUFFLE~ >:D

  99. epic fighting! simon you look is like a truly korean men!. the first time that i  see this am laughs :D for long  long long time (: 

    fighting!  for the  both

    greet from Chile ^-^

  100. the dance should be called… 
    the “Ice Shuffle”!!
    because their feet are shuffling like on ice.. then they bend over like they’re about to fall.. but then they regain their balance!

    haha :D

  101. UKISS’s love story is more heart-wrentching.. because im not with kevin :’((
    haha that doesn’t really make sense but yeah.

  102. “Where’s the money?” You know when you drop money or change from your pocket and then someone else notifies you that you dropped something. So then you look down, and if you don’t immediately see it you shuffle your feet going, ” Where’s the money?”

  103. I’ll go with Stationary Sidewinder. Like how the sidewinder goes through the desert, only stationary. :D They’re avoiding the hot sands of broken love. :”>

  104. I’ll go with Stationary Sidewinder. Like how the sidewinder goes through the desert, only stationary. :D They’re avoiding the hot sands of broken love. :”>

  105. “gliding on thin ice of love” dance

  106. The “Squeegee Dance”!!

    They look like they are sqeegeeing the slippery ice with they feet and then trying to crack the ice because their one true love is under the ice but she’s slipping away and they need to reach her! They put their hands in the pockets because their fists are clenched so tightly and they are crying so they need to restrain themselves slightly! They are doing this all to get “her” back but she continues to slip away.

  107. did you guise get a new apartment?;D

  108. did you guise get a new apartment?;D

  109. Slip N’ Stomp, Friction N’ Slip, Slip N’ Trip, or Swift Soft Stomp. Well At least that is what I thinkkk~~  I haven’t been able to comment until today, so I am just letting my idea flow!

  110. Slip N’ Stomp, Friction N’ Slip, Slip N’ Trip, or Swift Soft Stomp. Well At least that is what I thinkkk~~  I haven’t been able to comment until today, so I am just letting my idea flow!

  111. Slip N’ Stomp, Friction N’ Slip, Slip N’ Trip, or Swift Soft Stomp. Well At least that is what I thinkkk~~  I haven’t been able to comment until today, so I am just letting my idea flow!

  112. I’d call it the “Crap I’m Cold” Crip Walk. Scenario: B2ST is outside in the cold, waiting for the bus. They’re warming their hands by putting them in their pockets, but what about their cold toes!?!?! so, they start movin to an inaudible beat in hope that they’ll create enough “friction” to keep their feet warm :D
    ♪ Friction in Friction ♪ lol. c’mon, you can totally see them doing that :P

    youtube account: myllenia44

  113. call the dance as slippery flooooorrrrrr! This song IS amazing, i was hooked once I heard the piano too. I think this song was also successful due to the pro film setting. 

  114. Hello guys! I’d call this dance the “WEDGIE DANCE” XD

    This answer came automatically after I watched the video, I dunno why though XD

  115. Hello Simon,Martina and Spudgy! I would name this dance the “Squash&Smear Bug Step” because Batoost looks like theyre squashing bugs and smearing their guts on the floor…nasty. :)

  116. the dance looks like infintes dance in come back again.
    As for the name: itS the dough Mixing dance (domi-DANCE) . They made a dough (using their feet* propably delicious) and made a cake of it. but as the girl was a vampire it was poisonous to her (*vampires can’t eat milkproducts because milk is the opposite of blood) . So she died. And her body (because the cake was very sandy) dissolved into sand. So the desert Junhyung stands in represents her , so she is everywhere or NOWHERE . err…yeah

  117. I think the dance should be called ”walking on slippery ice” because they look like they are trying not to fall or slip

  118. I also think it should be a tie between BEAST in Fiction and Ukiss with 0330! because they both are awesome!~ 

  119. I also think it should be a tie between BEAST in Fiction and Ukiss with 0330! because they both are awesome!~ 

  120. I think it should be called Float on water!^^

  121. You should call the dance the Penguin Shuffle! :D <3

  122. You should call the dance the Penguin Shuffle! :D <3

  123. TEAMONSTER AKA Rosie Dales

    “Beast 4 Life Shuffle” official title from Me- TEAMONSTER!!!. For Simon “Batoost 4 life Shuffle”. or I’m killing bugs underneath my shoes dance. 

  124. MOM I WANT THIS TOY dance
    OMG-IT’S-SPUDGY-I-AM-SO-AFRAID dance :D

  125. How about the #SWAG dance. Yeah, BATOOST’S GOT #SWAG. /place hands in pockets.

  126. I would call it the S.I.M.S Dance – as in Sand-In-My-Shoes Dance - Junhyung followed the girl to the desert,right, and as far as I know – not that I’ve ever been in one – in the desert there’s a lot of sand and there’s very hot so if you wander in the desert for a long time, you will definitely end up with sand in your shoes and you will get really thirsty too – I believe this explains why they are staggering ….if I was in their shoes [haha, that was intentional... I'm lame, I know... *sadface*] all that F(R)2CTION would drive me crazy, thats a FACT [I'm even more lame right now...] … on a side note, it’s funny that ‘lame’ actually means not able to walk correctly, right,… it’s funny, right… o.O … ok, I think that this explains why I don’t have many friends…. ppl just don’t understand me… anyway… love you guys!!!

  127. I think the dance should be named “Casual Gum on the Shoe” dance. You are walking down the street with your hands in the pocket after your girlfriend breaks up with you then..bam. Have to get off somehow, too bad you don’t care so you just casually wipe it off :PP

  128. When I first watched the video, I thought it was called “Friction”. So that dance looked perfectly normal to me… It’s like, you know, “The Friction Dance” (“Rubbing my feet on the floor, oh yeah, that’s FRICTION baby~”). Then I discovered that the song was actually called “Fiction” and the dance lost all its purpose. But I still call it “The Friction Dance” :)

  129.  I think the dance should be called The Lonely Walkerâ„¢ cuz like what Martina said: “It really captured the sad mopey feeling of the song”

  130. well i thought it was kind of like the walk it out dance but in their case…. it should be more like ‘walk it in’ lol

  131. “Broken Back” because evrytime they bend down, they look like that can’t move their back up. :D

  132. it should be called the “Wipe Away The Bugs” dance b/c it looks like they are scraping bugs of their shoes.

  133. oh my gosh.I just realized I didn’t sign in when posting this T_T

    …..does this mean I’m disqualified? ><

  134. the dance could also be called the FIDGY pocket dance..since they’re all so figdgety

  135. I Think the new move should be called “foot steps” or “foot prints” because it looks like they’re trying to put their foot print on the dirt and it also fits in with the video when junhyung is walking ^^

  136. it should be called the PENGUIN dance..that move makes me remember penguins on south pole walking side to side..lol

  137. i think it should be called “The Slip Dance” because it looks like they are on slippery mud

  138. this dance should be called the “slippery dance” its like they slip and the another leg comes in and slip too,but since they are idol they just have to put heir hand in the pocket

  139.  This dance should be named, The Shifty
    Shuffle, not because B2ST are in any way shifty but because they are literally
    shifting and shuffling, either that or they are doing some kind of
    moonwalk-in-place. The shifty shuffle seems like an appropriate name that is
    both simple and catchy! And it’s a alliteration!! Can’t get better than that!! Yay!
    >_<

  140. The static electricity dance because it makes it look like you’re trying to generate static electricity by rubbing your feet on carpet xD

  141. This should be the “I don’t have “The Ring” in my pants dance” (Kind of what I might envision Mr. Baggins be doing when Gandalf asks him about it). :D 

  142. It should be called the “itchy feet dance”

  143. It should be called the “itchy feet dance”

  144. Its like a sad small child dance. Therefore I consider it the Korean Charlie Brown. You know when he walks around with his head down and the music they play in the background? 

  145. i think it should be called…

    ‘can’t get the fictional gum of my shoes’ dance.

    BATOOST FIGHTING! :D

  146. UMM I think the dance should be called the pocket dance xD they clearly put their hands in their pockets, so…. xP 

  147. it should be “something’s on my shoe and it’s not comming off”

  148. The I-just-stepped-in-poo-and-I-need-to-wipe-it-off dance. Or for short, Wiping Off Poo Dance. :D

    • Adding to that: *I-just-stepped-in-poo-and-I-need-to-wipe-it-off-with-swag dance.
      *Wiping Off Poo w/ Swag dance. :D

      Hands in pockets and wiping poo = Major Swag and osmness. yuh knoooo’ ?

  149. Shyboy dance (you know shy people nervously move their feet like that), come back to me dance, lie dance (it’s part of the song..)

  150. Dalmatian’s “Real Eyes” is still my favorite K-Pop song of 2011.  It’s a tie between GDTOP’s “High High” and Dalmatian’s “That Man Opposed” for MV.  My fav live perf/choreography goes to Infinite’s “BTD.”

  151. it should be called the B-STEP. or BST2P XD, you know, since the 2 is like a E in korea.xD 

  152. I don’t know why, but Simon saying Fighting was… weird.

    Oh, so weird XD

  153. If you see the dance in slow motion, it looks EXACTLY like a zombie walking (and then falling over). So I think they should call it the “dance of the dead”. Because “the zombie dance” would be too mainstream for B2ST B)

  154. the dance looks like a wobbly skating beginner :D

  155. I forgot to add but the thing about the U-Kiss video is that it just doesn’t correlate. If the girl died, why is he imagining a first meeting and a falling in love sequence with her? I would think if someone you loved died and you imagined them reappearing, you would recognize them and continue the life you had with them. Not to mention, if U-kiss hadn’t mentioned it, we wouldn’t even have known that she had died. She just appears out of no where and the love story commences. Then she disappears just as quickly. This plot was complicated to the point it defies reason. Why couldn’t they have just made it that he imagines this girl because he’s lonely? It would have made way more sense. Not to mention, what exactly does 0330 mean? Unless, there is some random symbolism (Like this is Mordney present) I fail to see how the title is related to the video. Also, the video is confusing to the point you fail to relate to the love story. You can’t even sympathize with the main character because you’re still trying to wrap your head around the plot. I thought it was a flash back but that would mean she wasn’t imaginary. Also perhaps the fact that I’m a ballad freak that breaths SG Wannabe and 4men, I tend to expect better story lines from ballads but this just didn’t cut it. I actually don’t mind the song but I have no idea what that video is about.

  156. I thing B2ST had a more heart wrenching song. I’m a fan of ballads but
    the U-kiss video ended up complicating a plot that could have been very
    simple. In the end, I’m still cloudy about the plot. On the other hand,
    Fiction actually had a more upbeat sound but the atmosphere of the video
    and the vocals really brought out the somber air in this video. The
    simple things like repeating “Fiction” and the dark colors contribute to
    a melancholic mood. Even the title is relevant.

  157. i think H.O.T dance (here or there) since d style look like they dn’t know which way they re going =)

  158. wigle my leg wigle my legs 

  159. The Pendulum (there are some shway looking pendulums out there!)

    Alternatively,

    The Pendulum Shift  (I would’ve said ‘Sway’, but that is a baby puppy <_<)

    Alternatively,

    Whatever the equivalent of an Pendulum is in other countries, it can be call that word in their specific language.

    HOOO! Like a B2ST ~!

  160. I-stepped-on-poop-damn-it-damn-it dance xDD

  161. I-stepped-on-poop-damn-it-damn-it dance xDD

  162. The dance should be called “Clean your feet before entering the house” dance. xD

  163. The shy boy shuffle….oh and I really enjoy Simon’s shirt.  Is there perhaps a play on Chewbacca being referred to as “Chewy” and “Chewy” chocolate chip cookies?  Hahahhah either way, so good ^_^

  164. STEP by STEP RELOCATION dance. I name it as like that because as I observe every move of their feet, I can see that it expresses a PROCESS. And with the relocation, I can see that tha part where they need to move their feet in a twisty way to the other side and to the other side again. It’s like locating again and again for something. And for me, they we’re LOCATING the HEART of every B2TY. So this is my name. STEP by STEP RELOCATION dance. FIGHTING!

  165. ZOMBIE DANCE ^^ Hahahas (:

  166. Batoosts fiction!!!

  167. Look at my sexy feet dance….or Lams -> look at me, sexy dance :P

  168. UKISS wins :)
    I think… maybe 부드러운 (smooth)
    or …shift…..or 빠른 (swift) because they’re beasts and they’re swift…so lame haha

  169. BATOOST !!!   B2ST    :D   ( I had no clue what was going on in the other song… I thought The dude was in love with the other dude and ….. blah blah blah…   )

  170. ” The Wedge Pick  ”  (cause it seems to me that they all have bad wedgies and are trying all those moves to pick it   >3<  )       They look like they're about to poo thier pants…

  171. manly-sweeping-with-foot dance. so you can just put your hands in pockets.

  172. IT SHOULD BE CALLED THE BEAAAAAAAAST CAN CAN DANCE!!! 8DDDD /skips from one foot to another/ 

    btw omg fuuuuuuuu the album is so purdy ;A; wae wae wae?!?!! CHEETAH ROFLOL XD;

  173. I really want some b2st’s album :(
    i vote for beast fiction :)

  174. I wonder if this is the same girl from IU’s “The Story only I didn’t know” video.

  175. It should be called the first date dance. xD
    You know how nerves can take over and they’ll kick dirt around…haha

  176. sa…sa…saran….saranghamnida!! dance
    ore… ore kimi… no koto ga suki!!! dance for japanese speaker
    i…i…i…love you!! dance for english speaker
    or yo..te….te… yo te quiero!!! for spanish speaker such as myself.

    Just seems to me like the kind of akward movement from when your confusing love to someone. I hope the korean and japanese translation is correct, I’m no expert.

  177. 1. lol someone already voted on this computer… but…
    IT  WASNT ME MAN…. so, u-kiss 0330. ;)
    I HATE PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE EMAILS AND HAVE OPINIONS…
    lol. anyways, the people who dont vote and just name the dance dont count as b2st votes right? D:
    CUZ THAT AINT FAIR…
    wow. i must rly be tired. i have like the worst grammar i nthe world right now.
    w/e ;__;

  178. it should be just called B2st (or as Simon says it Batooost!) they should have a dance for themselves with their name since they are that good at dancing! :3

    and the show down should go to B2st again! their mv as epic :o

  179. Haha I loved this vid. Soo funny! ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ BST’s Fiction and On Rainy Days are my top two fav songs! Amazing lyrics and beat. Hwaithing! 

  180. Haha I loved this vid. Soo funny! ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ BST’s Fiction and On Rainy Days are my top two fav songs! Amazing lyrics and beat. Hwaithing! 

  181. The Inception glide. For some reason it reminded me of inception, for some reason… lol. Like it was all a dream within a dream. 

  182. “the dance of crushed tomatoes” .. i mean.. they are like Crushing tomatoes with their Foot… Like an Italian..xD

  183. B2uty Shuffle

  184. that pen WAS crazy LOUD !!

  185. U-KISS 0330

  186. penguin waddle because its like a penguin fest. its really cute.

  187. It should be called the “beastly foot wave”… Just saying…

  188. U-Kisss <3
    It's so much more realistic, and no one…ya know…randomly blows up…

    Also, I think it should be called the Guilty Dance. Cuz that's what people do when they're guilty, they put their hands in their pockets, look down at the ground, and shuffle their feet around.

    MUCH LOVE!! <3 YOU MARTINA!!

  189. u-kiss 

  190. Hot Feet Dance :)

  191. U-KISS 0330

  192. i think it should be called as the “slippery walk” cause it let me think of when ur walking and u slip then another leg come and slip and because they are idol so they can just be cool and put their hand into their pocket and it became a dance <3

  193. the happy half jump(;

  194. BEAST should definately win this one<33 I think U-Kiss' is sad, but kind of… Delusional…? Hahaha yeahh…

  195. 0330!!!!!!!!!!! should win

  196. by the way, i vote for BATOOST’s FICTION video. (batoost still scores twice, right?!)

  197. HEY SIMON & MARTINA, I JUST NOTICED… WHAT’S WITH THE “GUISE, GUISE”? i mean, by listening to martina, i think you meant “GUYS, GUYS” (just concerned, cuz you GUYS do teach english, right? don’t get me wrong, I LOVE YOU GUYS! LOL… so excited to see your new apartment!!!

  198. i think the dance should be called the walk of thought i mean it makes sence right.

  199.  i think it should be called the  “incapable of dancing to Gee And Footloose ” or I.D.G.A.F. Dance (or it could make sense if it was the i don’t give a f*** dance too hahah :D )

  200. the dance should be called “bubble wrap dance”, because that’s exactly my method of getting the best sound! ^__^ Btw really love your make-up Martine T.T

  201. The dance should be called “Reverse” dance because they are reversing time….

  202. I really happy u did b2st because i’m absolutly crazy bout them

  203. it reminds me of an incomplet crib walk so i would call it the K-walk….the k standing for korean ofcourse:P

  204. Happy Feet

  205. The dance should be called the FootBatoost, because the dance reminded me of the FootLoose intro-dance.

  206. I think it should be called the “I wanna ask that girl out but I’m actually an awkward tween with acne and self esteem problems” dance. 

    Hmm that title would be especially ironic if they were hot, famous, korean pop stars….oh wait….

  207. I think it should be called the “I wanna ask that girl out but I’m actually an awkward tween with acne and self esteem problems” dance. 

    Hmm that title would be especially ironic if they were hot, famous, korean pop stars….oh wait….

  208. I think this dance is the “Half-hearted Disco Dancing” dance.
    (Otherwise known as the “Mary Poppins Chimney-Sweep Penguin Imitation Dance”. Look it up here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nQtRSHKDpg )

  209. Oh I’m so sad…I have to clean my bedroom and rewrite this story and also make love…I mean dance… let’s start. So *polishing my bedroom’s floor dance* (hey, it works wearing socks xD)
    I vote for B2st – Fiction~ ^^

  210. I think it should be called the  Bug Exterminating Amidst Singing Teenagers dance
    Otherwise known as–BEAST. 

  211. I think it should be called the  Bug Exterminating Amidst Singing Teenagers dance
    Otherwise known as–BEAST.

  212. Haha, you guys rule :P
    I think it should be called the “Oh!-there’s-a shiny-coin-there-precious”-dance

  213. Haha, you guys rule :P
    I think it should be called the “Oh!-there’s-a shiny-coin-there-precious”-dance

  214. The new move should be called the “Banana 2wice Slip Trance”

  215. humm,, Definitely B2st ! and,,
    how did you guys think like thatã…‹ã…‹what a pee dance! thats sooo creative
    love it lol

  216. It should be called “the dance-hand-in-the-pockets” dance!!

  217. 0330 by U-kiss! >.< putting your friend in the psych ward becuase he has an imaginary girlfriend is heartwarming. However, vampires are very overrated. lol

    Congrats on the move! ^^

  218. congratulation on your moving :D!<3

  219. It should be called the “scratching your feet”  dance! 

  220. LOL totally made my week,
    I actually called the song always ‘the pocket-dance’. 
    But then Junhyung said on the interview they called it: ‘The man wo can’t seem the walk’. So i stuk with that.
    And i choose U-kiss 0330 for the showdown.
    Their musicvideo actually confused me more so:P

  221. this is your best music monday yet … really bad that I’m watching this in the library so I can’t laugh.

  222. this is your best music monday yet … really bad that I’m watching this in the library so I can’t laugh.

  223. “what’s the deal with single-tear crying?”

    I found the answer xD

    Single tear left cheek
    “Sarcastic reference to being sad. More emphasis than simply “single tear”
    example: That *bip* Sarah died. Single tear left cheek.
    In urban dictionary
    xDDD

  224. The ‘Awe shucks’ dance….

  225. I think it’s the Pee (Like A Maaaan!) Shuffle. 

    (I don’t really want to win the CD, I just wanted to type Pee (Like A Maaaan!).)Spudgy For Prezident!

  226. BEAST!!!!!!!
    i name it as “STRIDE DANCE”…:D

  227. name it Wandering on a Treadmill dance.:))

  228. I vote for Batoost ^^

    How about the Heartsick Shuffle? :D

  229. “OH Sh*t im on some slippery surface” move!! hope you like it, i love Batoost!!!! <3 lol

  230. It should be called …. slippin’ with swag dance. Swagging Batoost for lyfe!!!

  231. it’s already known as the penguin shuffle dance

  232. it’s already known as the penguin shuffle dance

  233. maybe it should be called “tap-dancing-when-i-need-to-pee” dance! :D

  234. The I’m-so-bored-so-lets-play-with-dirt dance. (“:
    Dirt/ground/sand – whatever you can stand on. Hahaha

  235. Beast’s Fiction FTW <3

    I love the No money dance. lol

  236. The dance should be called ‘the sad vampire shuffle’

  237. dance should be called “My jeans are too tight and i can’t get them down” dance. ROFL

  238. the dance should be called “i’m skating on a 60x60cm ice in front of many hot females around while waiting for my girlfriend to come and the coldness from the ice is making my bladder about to burst dance.”

  239. the name of teh dance should be: shaking pee out of the trousers dance. cause they look like they peed in their pants and were trying to shake it out… XDDD

  240. the sleeping dance.

  241. It’s like his girlfriend just broke up with him and he’s going home depressed and all and then,  “Ew, gum,” *tries to wipe off* *bends and gets a closer look* “OMG BUG. O.O” 

    What on earth do you call something like that? I-tried-to-wipe-gum-off-my-shoe-then-saw-it-was-a-bug. 

  242. SlideNSweep dance

  243. hehe… the gum-in-your-shoe dance… like when you’re trying to get gum off your shoes by rubbing it against grass? guhehehe (^O^)/(>OA<)/.

  244. How about a “Sad March Shuffle”
    or  “Broken Heart Shuffle” ?

  245. The making-wine-by-squishing-grapes-with-feet dance

  246. The song “Fiction” inspires me in some way. It’s the first song I’ve heard from B2ST and it really impressed me. Not only they had put in great effort into the music video, they also had courage to put in emotions. the first thing that came to my mind when i saw their new dance move is “Should I swim left, or right?” 

  247. or “how to kill a cockroach” step (JJ)

  248. the shuffle switch step!!

  249. I was thinking of the pee dance but Simon already said it >:( other than girly-avoiding-spider dance, or let’s-dance-like-jokwon dance I can’t think of anything else XD it’s like a mix of jokwon’s girliness and TOP’s strange penguin dance in turn it up mixed together. It should be called Ssanti-penguin dance XD lol! Ssanti-penguin dance it is!

  250. I was thinking of the pee dance but Simon already said it >:( other than girly-avoiding-spider dance, or let’s-dance-like-jokwon dance I can’t think of anything else XD it’s like a mix of jokwon’s girliness and TOP’s strange penguin dance in turn it up mixed together. It should be called Ssanti-penguin dance XD lol! Ssanti-penguin dance it is!

  251. THE SLIDING SHUFFLING FICTION DANCE!!!.

  252. This song is one of the best if not the best of this year so far.
    I was a casual Beast fan, but this album is so impressive to me.

  253. This song is one of the best if not the best of this year so far.
    I was a casual Beast fan, but this album is so impressive to me.

  254. You know what, I’ve seen my older brother do some similar foot moves, although not for dancing purposes. I will therefore call this dance “The Athletes Foot Scratch and Shuffle (Scratching it. Like a man!).”

  255. You know what, I’ve seen my older brother do some similar foot moves, although not for dancing purposes. I will therefore call this dance “The Athletes Foot Scratch and Shuffle (Scratching it. Like a man!).”

  256. You know what, I’ve seen my older brother do some similar foot moves, although not for dancing purposes. I will therefore call this dance “The Athletes Foot Scratch and Shuffle (Scratching it. Like a man!).”

  257. You know what, I’ve seen my older brother do some similar foot moves, although not for dancing purposes. I will therefore call this dance “The Athletes Foot Scratch and Shuffle (Scratching it. Like a man!).”

  258. You know what, I’ve seen my older brother do some similar foot moves, although not for dancing purposes. I will therefore call this dance “The Athletes Foot Scratch and Shuffle (Scratching it. Like a man!).”

  259. You know what, I’ve seen my older brother do some similar foot moves, although not for dancing purposes. I will therefore call this dance “The Athletes Foot Scratch and Shuffle (Scratching it. Like a man!).”

  260. You know what, I’ve seen my older brother do some similar foot moves, although not for dancing purposes. I will therefore call this dance “The Athletes Foot Scratch and Shuffle (Scratching it. Like a man!).”

  261. You know what, I’ve seen my older brother do some similar foot moves, although not for dancing purposes. I will therefore call this dance “The Athletes Foot Scratch and Shuffle (Scratching it. Like a man!).”

    • Crap! I forgot to login with my youtube account when I posted this. Simon and Martina, please don’t disqualify this reply because of my stupidity.   

  262. The dance looks like they’re feeling sorry for themselves and decide to take a long walk in the park, so I would call it “The Lonely Stroll in the Park” dance :D haha ^^

  263. The ” gotta get this gum off my shoes and then secret check ” dance :))

  264. I think i’ll call it the Gee Pee dance. The feet movement is from gee and pocket movement is waiting to pee.

  265. I think i’ll call it the Gee Pee dance. The feet movement is from gee and pocket movement is waiting to pee.

  266. I call it the L shuffle, because it looks so much like how L from Death Note walks! :D

  267. Marian Quah

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I love Spudgy’s version of the Gotta Pee dance!!! I could just chew his lil’ legs! NOMNOMNOM

  268. Marian Quah

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I love Spudgy’s version of the Gotta Pee dance!!! I could just chew his lil’ legs! NOMNOMNOM

  269. penguin-like-dance-but-kinda-like-shuffling-then-slipping-but-getting-up-back-again dance. well its kinda like a penguin-ish dance but shuffling at the same time then slipping a tad then getting back up again……haha

  270. penguin-like-dance-but-kinda-like-shuffling-then-slipping-but-getting-up-back-again dance. well its kinda like a penguin-ish dance but shuffling at the same time then slipping a tad then getting back up again……haha

  271. The dance should be called *que sad violin music* “The disoriented dance of sorrow”. This music video is kind of bitter sweet and I love the way they interpret it through the way that they dance. The dance looks like they are too disoriented by their sorrow that they can’t even walk straight.

    THANKS FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY! :D

  272. B2st should really call the dance the shuffle its really easy and really sicking its another word for awasome, cool…anyway I like this video cause of the special effects sorry my dear u-kiss but b2st got it____p,s. I’m a new Obessed k-pop fan from the south Louisiana the A-town (Alexandria from xanderland) peace out ^0^

  273. I personally think that the way they say “fiction” is fine. I’m a native speaker myself and I live in New Zealand and I think the way they say fiction sounds like the kiwi accent!!!! 5/5 if you ask me. At least they didn’t go and say it like “piction” like their PO (4)minute friends would have said it.

  274. It’s the WIPING GUM OFF SHOES dance..in winter (since hands are in pockets..)
    but more

  275. It’s the WIPING GUM OFF SHOES dance..in winter (since hands are in pockets..)
    ok but more srsly, it’s like how junhyung keeps walking

  276. I personally like 0330 better

  277.  Both music videos are sad, and even sadder after reading their English translations (and learning from your guys’ interview with U-KISS that Dongho’s “girlfriend” died). However if I had to pick one, it would have to be U-KISS’ 0330 because their emotions as a whole group in the video, as well as the music itself, is more somber than B2ST’s Fiction.

  278. i will call it domino dance..keke

  279. hmmm i think i would say it should be called the carpet shrug. since it kinda looks like they;re like wiping their feet on the carpet ^^

  280. i think it should be called Futterwacken it kinda look like the dance johnny deep did as the madhatter 8-)

  281. stompin the bugs

  282. I think of it as the Penguin Waddle, because as you know, penguins keep their arms to their side(& BEAST’S arms are to the side…even if their hands are in the pockets) & it’s kinda like a waddle, like your just moving your feet side to side!

  283. the dance should be called “J Walks”

  284. the dance should be called the feetion shuffle (:

  285. Tired of your beautifully coiffed locks getting ruined by noogies in the morning?
    Then try the CarpetShuffleSHOCK DANCE!!
    you’ll soon be getting back your tormentors and your hair will never suffer again
    you’ll soon change from hopelessly mopey to powerfully energized with static friction!!
    as seen in B2st’s fiction and shock music videos

  286. name of the dance? FEETion :]

    or… just keep it as “차도남춤” its growing on me!! ^^

  287. I would call it the “Sly Shuffle”.
    As the dance and the look of the MV looks mysterious. And the main guy character seems to be evasive with his emotions.
    Or you could stylize it as the “S.L.Y. Shuffle” where sly stands for ‘Still Love/Loving You”. The lyrics of the song mention that the guy still loves the girl and that he can’t forget about her,
    he doesn’t believe there’s an end for them.

    And that’s why I’d call it that :)

  288. I would call it the “Sly Shuffle”.
    As the dance and the look of the MV looks mysterious. And the main guy character seems to be evasive with his emotions.
    Or you could stylize it as the “S.L.Y. Shuffle” where sly stands for ‘Still Love/Loving You”. The lyrics of the song mention that the guy still loves the girl and that he can’t forget about her,
    he doesn’t believe there’s an end for them.

    And that’s why I’d call it that :)

  289. I would call it the “Sly Shuffle”.
    As the dance and the look of the MV looks mysterious. And the main guy character seems to be evasive with his emotions.
    Or you could stylize it as the “S.L.Y. Shuffle” where sly stands for ‘Still Love/Loving You”. The lyrics of the song mention that the guy still loves the girl and that he can’t forget about her,
    he doesn’t believe there’s an end for them.

    And that’s why I’d call it that :)

  290. BATOOOOSTEUH!!!! CUZ SHES POHEBUH FIXATED IN HIS MEMOIRS… NOW THAT’S SHOO SAD.. T.T

  291. kpop lover  nice idea! but what about the “cockroach terminator??” lol i think its easier to say, (i think lol)
    *saying this in terminator voice : “cockroach terminated, ill be back! for more!”*

  292. Penguin Dance all the way^^ 

  293. ukiss 0330!!! i think it should be called heel toe step dance.. :D

  294. oh man, this video is painfully funny-seriously, i have a cracked rib and yet, so worth it!!! You guys are hilarious!!!!!

  295. U-Kiss!! Sweet and sad. Congrats on the new apartment! Can’t wait for the TL;DR segment for it’s wonderfulness and the new place video too! WTF is a gem. For the dance name – Mordney Present River Dance.

  296. BEAST’s dance move should be called ONE baTWOst STEP!!

  297.  it should be called “kill the cockroach dance!” it looks like they are stepping on insects or something and making sure there dead, when they bow there heads and then the last leg move when they slide it they are wiping it off there shoes.
    ***Is walking and minding his/her business with hands in pockets and then “omg!!!!its a cockroach!!!!! time for the cockroach dance!!!!!!!! did i kill it???yes i did!time to wipe it off!”***

  298. B2ST!!!

    they should call it the the “gotta Pee-ction” dance

  299. congrats on finding a new place! i’m going to miss seeing your old apartment. it’s interesting that you have a full size kitchen but no oven xDD

  300. Risseven

     It’s called the Unrealistic Dance

  301. This review video is so fun, i love it so much. You guys are uhhhmazing~ ahaha i couldn’t stop laughing whenever Mordney Present comes in scene. lol

    DANCE NAME? 
    Lol im not good at names! XD
    - The Traveller! (HAHAHAAHA they’re not moving from their places but it looks like they do, illusion!!! )

  302. totally u-kiss, yup.

  303. The Triple S dance!
    broken down into: Side Steppin’ Swag ;)

  304. Because the dance is kinda slow and meandering I think it should be called ‘Mooching’. 

  305. the nervous/shy dance
    they obviously have not seen each other in awhile so he would be nervous/shy about seeing her again

  306. guys!! if ur gonna buy b2st album…don;t buy it on yesasia…it won’t count on the Hanteo charts!! get it at kpoptown.com or dvdheaven :) thanks

  307. guys!! if ur gonna buy b2st album…don;t buy it on yesasia…it won’t count on the Hanteo charts!! get it at kpoptown.com or dvdheaven :) thanks

  308. I vote for B2STAnd this move should be sad like the song soo “The wanna run to you but still can catch you dance move” :(Simon being a fanboy :DYou guys are amazingg hope you gonna choosee meeee!! XD

  309. I vote for B2STAnd this move should be sad like the song soo “The wanna run to you but still can catch you dance move” :(Simon being a fanboy :DYou guys are amazingg hope you gonna choosee meeee!! XD

  310. Dance names:
    Feetion, feetion, feetion. Feet+tion
    Friction, Friction, Friction. Because they’re doing foot slidies.

    Either one of those, or
    The Fancy Sliding Foot Shuffle Fun Stuffed Angst Pockets Dance
    AKA The FSFSFSAP Dance

  311. ‘Drunk and Swag Dance’
    Yes. Drunk and Swag Dance. They can’t keep balance!!! but they still got the swag feeling!

  312. It should be the rubbing gum off your shoe dance. Today at school I stepped on a piece of gum and that is how I tried to get gum off my shoe… but I failed!  X_X

  313. The pocket shuffle~

  314. “Batoost’s (B2ST) way of getting gum off your shoe” dance!

  315. hm… The Skating Shuffle Slide Dance! :D

  316. Definitely 0330. U-Kiss’ is sadder because there are more of them that feel bad for their friend.

  317. the writing in this video seemed like harry potter lol

  318. the friction dance!

  319. I call the dance”B2ST SLIDE”!!!!

  320. Breaking up dance.

  321. Beast’s Pocket Penguin Waddle :D

  322. U-Kiss!…it was just…yeah. XD

  323. Wow, that’s great! My sister and I love Batoost so much xD Let’s call it ummm…The ”Awkward Dance”!! You know, when somebody says something and then nobody is laughing… well lets just do the awkward dance :P By the way, you guys are really great! Wish you all the best =D

  324. Sascha Wong

    Bahaha, love you guys even more because of the “super cereal” addition there. South Park’s Al Gore imitation FTW. Annnnd my vote’s for Batoost.

  325. BEAST!~& they should call it the “i dont care” dance cause seungie does it like a boss.http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llcijjb3QZ1qashv0.gif

  326. This was probably one of my FAVORITE videos from you guys (not just because I am a beast fan) but i have seen EVERY single video and and bonus video since 2008…definitely not creepy…i just like to procrastinate from homework
    The BATOOST thing with the choking and Simon messing up was great plus fanboying = love
    I am so excited to see your guys’ new apartment  :)

    My vote is for U-kiss since it was more of an imaginary love because there wasn’t even a girl.

    Anyway my dance vote is: Friction…like a beast!
    (and this dance is a lot harder than it looks…lets just say I should never do/try it in public)

  327. i voted for U-kiss’s just because it was easier to understand (video wise)..The vocals on batoost was more superb though…so, Ukiss 0330 it is!

  328. i voted for U-kiss’s just because it was easier to understand (video wise)..The vocals on batoost was more superb though…so, Ukiss 0330 it is!

  329. definitely u-kiss 0330…i totally cried.

  330. definitely u-kiss 0330…i totally cried.

  331. U-KISS 0330 !!! :)

  332. U-KISS 0330 !!! :)

  333. i think BEAST’s dance should be called the Gentla Dance cuz it’s just really calm and easy and cute. and i pick B2ST for the show down.
    from-TheKpopgeek (my youtube user name)

  334. u-kiss 0330

  335. u-kiss 0330

  336. ukiss 0330
    <3

  337. It should be the dalga dak dance! Because I just finished watching the sound effects video and determined that the dance has an indescribable shuffle like a man…… I mean horse.

  338. “the electric ecstatic carpet” (TEEC) looks like they are making ecstatic with their feet and some kind of energy are keeping them again in the ground.. xD I dunno…
    haha BTW i love your videos guys

  339. Hm…I would have to say Friction Pendulum dance. One, it sounds like they’re saying friction so there’s that, and the grinding-ish motion of their feet really add to that. The pendulum cause they’re moving their feet back and forth. Also, it sounds cool. I’m pretty sure that’s the most important part…right?

  340. the cigarette crushing dance 8) 

  341.  Simon is a fan boy! Keke too cute. Lmao when you said the  name wrong. The vampire returns! Lol! I so died laughing at Martina’s polaroid. Hahaha! Coffee break when you’re hot? Lol the pee dance I love that and of course “like a man” lol I’m surprised there wasn’t a “Max time” somewhere in there lol. Oh and for the video I would have to say UKiss’s video was more sad. 

  342. I LOVE BATOOST!!!!  AND HAPPYFEET DANCE !!!!!  

  343. Yeah it’s like a shuffle. I was thinking Pocket Shuffle. But it also reminds me of wading in a tidal pool, lol. Tidal Shuffle?

  344.  I give my vote to batoost for the heartwrenching love story. 

  345.  Definetly U-Kiss’ 0330 as the most heartbreaking. I mean, in the B2ST one, they both end up dying, but in 0330, our cute little Dongho has to keep on living without his girl! Well, he is in denial about her death and then his friends are just like, “NO. SHE’S DEAD.” and then he comes to the realization. Ahhh!!! [I just started dying] ;3

  346.  My opinion? U-Kiss 0330.
    Nothing aginst B2ST, it may not seem like it, but I actually really like them. They’re right under U-Kiss in my book. But… seriously, I’m just annoyed that U-Kiss is so underrated.No offense, but the video wasn’t exactly filmed all that awesomely. The camera angles… b2st videos are never really… ‘beautiful’ and all that. They’re just… COOL. 0330 was filmed with really pretty bokeh and stuff. The setting and stuff was really nice too. Plus, you’ve gotta count that U-Kiss just went through a major member switch.And I don’t get why everyone’s flippnig out over ‘Fiction’… it just seems that 0330 and Fiction are REALLY similar. NO, not really for the song, but the video? yeah… So Dongho’s ‘Captain Crazypants’ who doesn’t get that his girl’s dead, and Junhyung is insanely writing a story because he doesn’t get that his girl left him.  Then of course, they both realize that they’re in denial. O…kay. And? U-kiss was the first to go with the ‘happy/sad/ chill’ spring concept. Favorite part of Fiction? Definitely the orchestra instrumentals. LOL.Alright, maybe NH Media is just too small. Come on, hidden kissmes who render U-Kiss underrated (LOL didnt make sense huh) … let’s go~

  347. the “crap I just stepped in crap” dance.
    Yes I already posted this on FB lolol but gotta make sure XD
    it does look like a pee dance. LOL
    also it looks like squishing a bug.  

  348.  It should be called, BFF (BATOOST FICTION FEET)

  349.  After thinking it for long time, I came to the conclusion that this dance reminds me to a penguin, a cleaner penguin xD, so the dance should be called “The Sweeping Penguin Dance”

    Love your videos!

  350. B2ST’s dance should be called illusion 

  351. I would call its the “Friction” Dance. Because theyre making friction when they slide their feet and its sounds like Fiction

  352. Wait is Fiction supposed to be part 2 for Beautiful? Did that ever come out?

    • It was ‘I like you the best’. you can find it on youtube hopefully, i dun wanna bother. it was released during their concert. not exactly on anywhere else.. 

  353.  U-Kiss 0330

  354. IT’S OBVIOUSLY U-KISS’S 0330!!! GO U-KISS!!! 

  355. Waahhaa, love your guys’ vids!
    As for the contest, I decided on Chaka Dance (Idk why, it just popped in my head)
    Youtube Name: musicluver85

  356. Hahaha i think it needs to be called the “Shit, I just stepped on poop, must clean it!” -rubs rubs shoes in the floor-

  357. it shall be called SEXY TAP DANCE ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹

  358. OOPS!!! SORRY!!!! i forgot like the most important word in my dance name XDDDD oh jeez. i’m losing it.
    It’s doubleErules again and my name is (completely) the “Freaking Fantastic FICTION Foot Flick” i forgot fiction in my last comment….wahhhhh 

  359.  I think the Dance should be called “Fiction Walk(-ing)”

    Reasons why:
    1. The song name is “Fiction”
    2. They look like they are walking.
    3. Putting the two words explains reason 2 much better
    Youtube name: TLx518

  360. it kind of looks like Janelle Monae’s tightrope dance… and therefore like a James Brown dance…. I will think on this more and figure out THE BESTEST NAME

  361.  I think the dance should be called “Iceskating in place” :Dso then they want to go faster so they hunch over during the dance but they cant go faster so they just keep iceskating ^.^

  362.  Looks like the pendulum in a clock… so maybe pendulum walk??

  363. Beast Swagger Dance. XD (Iloveyouguys.)

  364. I think the dance should be called the endless walk dance. It kind of looks like they are walking, but yet they don’t get anywhere with it!

  365. i think the dance should be called the “Freakin Fantastic (elastic! sorry to say that) Foot Flick”!!!! :D don’tcha think?
    OMG SIMON YOU ARE SOOO IN DENIAL!! admit it. you ARE a b2st fanboy ^_^
    *cough* excuse me Batoost. XD

  366.  The double stanky leg! :)

  367.  okay so simon i just want to let you know that there is a Hidden Valley Ranch advertisement on your homepage !!!! for some reason it made me laugh til i couldnt feel my stomach ^.^ 

  368. ” The OUCH I got hit in the balls dance” LOL :)

  369. I would call it the doormat dance!

    I already posted on facebook and youtube, but I’m not wasting any chance xD

  370.  B2ST win. Hands down

  371. “The fish out of water” dance–because their legs look like a fishes’ fluttering tails when its out of water! hehe 

  372. In my opinion it’s “I’m so shy boy – dance”. Their hands in the pockets tell “Im so shy!”, “sorting” their legs (it reminds me about Gil RaIm in “Secret Garden” cute “shy-foot-tapping”) – it tells me “We are so shy!”. Hmm… They are shy-beasts, isn’t it cute? ^^

  373. The skating dance because when your skating you move your feet sideways like the dance.

  374.  Batoost’s -penguin-dance-with-pockets-pee-dance-moon-walk in-place-like-a-man-beastly-dance :)

  375.  I would call it the “slipping on ice” dance…

  376. The song for “Fiction” is totally called the the “Friction Dance”.
    You know, with all the gliding and sweeping with their feet… 
    And it sounds like the song~
    But if you want something interesting, then just call it “Oooh sh*t I slipped, oooh sh*t I slipped again Dance”.

  377.  the “Oh, I just entered someone’s house and I think I should wipe my feet on their welcome mat” Dance :D

  378. the be2st walk 

  379.  B2ST KNEES

  380. It’s the B2ST – Heartac…. wtf is on my shoe dance.

    And B2ST wins, hands down. 0330 is just… weird.

  381.  B2ST i mean ahem* batoost, with the fake love story

  382. poo on shoe removal dance

  383.  Which love story? „Fictional” of course :) It’s an interesting concept itself, not only in comparision to 0330 ^^

  384. I would call the dance the lonely gangsta dance.

  385. Well this is my stupid Polish  idea for this dance :
    “Mrówki w gaciach”
    somethink like ” Ants in the pants”
    ^^
    But of course i still love them
    BATOOST ♥

  386.  YESSSS, I SO AGREEEE!!!
    I must say that this song is AWESOME and I had similar feelings while first listening to it. It’s definitely one of the best of 2011 – actually the BEST so far. The best? The BEAST! :D„Saranghae” part – astonishing. Chorus melody – sooo moving. I nearly cried and I usually don’t cry while listening to k-pop song. Actually I’m pretty critical to k-pop songs even though I love them ^^’ So this one must be REALLY special.I mean – they improved vocally as well. Doojoon’s reendition of lyrics was really emotional. Have you guys seen the m!countdown performance? That might’ve looked funny at first (for me it actually did), but just because we aren’t used to such things – he was actually trembling!And I agree about the „writing” part. It sounds too fake and loud >.< I mean, they are writing really slowly, handwriting is very neat – but it sounds like they were rushing to write something down they would forget in a moment o.OThe chorus dance looks simple, yet complicated: two in one. It goes well with the lyrics, just as you said.Gosh, I don’t even know why am I writing all this, it’s your place for reviewing xD But maybe it’s because I had soooo similar observation and I love this song – that I had to write this. Sorry~ guys…? guys…? ^^’’’As for the dance… it reminds me of something, but since I’m not the native English speaker, I’ll have to think about good words for it :P

  387. I dub this dance “the emo penguin”.

    That is all.

  388.  This should definitely be the Restless Leg Syndrome dance!

  389. I love the song
    for the dance name …. drunk dance :)

  390.  Beast’s Fiction gets my vote :)

  391. The dance should be called the “I’ve-been-locked-in-a-coffin-for-two-hundred-years-and-forgotten how-to-move-my-arms” dance. Oh, sorry. Too long?
    Then it should be called the “Friction Shuffle” because they seriously look like they’re rubbing their feet on a carpet so that they can get all static electricity-y so they can go Shock someone. (See what I did there?)

  392. The B2ST dance is definitely the one cheek wedgie discrete fix dance.

  393.  that is definate

  394. B2ST’s Fiction!! And for the dance name…. Washing your clothes with your feet LIKE A MAN (Korean Style)!!! It’s pretty a long name!!! XD

  395. yay, I love this song too! :D
    the dance is so cute!
    i’ll repost when I think of a name worthy enough for it (:

  396.  friction dance :D

  397. That dance in Beast -Fiction should be named…

    “Opps! I got gum stuck to my shoes! Let me scrape it off…Like a Man!~” dance.

    From: YouTube user CassieCachi

  398.  I SO VOTEE FOR B2ST MAN! <3 EVEN I LIKE BOTH BANDS. B2ST IS MY TOP BAND. NO QUESTION THAT HEY IMPROVED AND THE SONG IS DA BOMB!!!! :D
    yea so it's b2st….. BEAST is the b2st! 

  399.  I would name the dance move “Ground Drill”.It kinda looks like that. Literally.

  400.  I’d call it a ‘mat dance’ or ‘rug dance’ as it looks like cleaning your shoes on a welcome mat/rug :D

  401. the puppet pendulum dance :)

  402.  U-KISS 0330 hands down!
    B2ST’s new dance should be called The Sock Dance. Think about it this way: When you were younger, you’d always put on socks and slide all over the house until Mom came in, yelled at you and told you to stop. But then Mom would be like “Hey! I don’t have to bring out the mop today!” because of all the massive amount of dirt and dust that you collected on at the bottom of your sock. To me, it looks like B2ST’s is trying to do a more manly and mature version of sock sweeping. Their feet are even moving in sweeping motions! This is as manly as sweeping can get. Sorry Super Junior.

  403. Wipe your feet dance. Not that it would make any sense to Korean people since they remove their shoes before they go inside.

  404.  i would call it the “Marry Poppins” dance….if you remember this part http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nQtRSHKDpg

  405. The ‘Shiver-me-timbers’ dance
    they be getting their sea legs on arrrrgh

  406. it should be “false floor” or “water floor” dance 

  407.  Okay this is my last one, Cold Feet Dance. Because they look like they are trying to warm their feet up and they are kind of going backward so it is symbolic of them leaving someone or something… I don’t know.

    Also I vote for Batoost’s Fiction. I can’t dance to 0330. 

  408.  I suggest: the ‘wipe off poop’ dance!

  409.  I think they should call it “Numb Feet” dance ! =D 

  410. I vote BEAST because, because I do. ♥
    I’ve given 2 names on twitter already :B 

  411. can I say that I ADORE this song?!?!?!

  412. I say it’s the “I’m on ice and can’t stand straight” dance.

  413.  Ugh. Someone just posted something about skating before me. 

  414.  i think it should be the ‘ friction slide ‘ or ‘ penguin dance ‘ ;D

  415. “Serial killing of creepy crawlies on the ground” dance!

  416.  I know I am not going to win for this because my dance title is very unoriginal, but I think it looks like they are skating backwards. So maybe the Lazy Skater Dance? 

  417. How about,
    1) Lazy legs :D
    2) Metronome… dance
    3) Ice skating dance =]

  418. “crush the cockroaches” dance!!!!

  419.  The “Need to get Spudgy’s poo off of my shoes before i go see Simon and Martina, because otherwise they won’t let me in” dance. xD

  420.  I always thought BATOOST was saying Friction O_O So I guys the Friction Dance? Or the Jelleh-Legs Dance XD LOL nvm I like The P Dance too :D

  421.  it should be the “i stepped in gum and i’m trying to shake it off nonchalantly” dance x)

  422. i think the dance should be called :”I accidentally stepped on poo, and i’m trying to take it off” dance XD  

  423. Maybe it’s the “I-Can’t-Feel-My-Legs” …….  – Dance!!!!!   

    … Maybe that’s just the way vampires dance?? :P

  424. The I-got-something-on-my-shoe-but-I-don’t-wanna-look-uncool-so-I’ll-put-my-hands-in-my-pocket-and-constantly-try-to-wipe-it-off-stylishly dance =D

  425. I think it should be the “Friction dance”. I dunno it just sounds right to me… Oh, I vote for BATOOST! (I still love you Kevin & U-Kiss) 

  426.  itchy feet dance. lol

  427.  When I heard the Fiction it sounds like a techno. And I don’t like Techno so I vote for 0330. :)
    Ukiss all the way. :P

  428. This  is for the one with the red hair :)
    The ‘Ron Weasley & The Squishing of The Spiders’ Dance :P
    Batoost help ron face his greatest fear ;)

  429.  It could be called boost.  one= hana two = dool
    get rid of the d and you get boost!

  430. I say it’s the “I stepped in it” dance XDDD
    BTW I vote for Fiction by BATOOST because the vid was just a-freaking-MAZING!!!

    Hugs and kisses guys (like a man!)

  431. i think it should be the Public Place Dance (P.P.D or short) for when your out somewhere and your favorite song comes on and you really want to dance -but you cant without look like a freak,,,, soo you Do the Public Place Dance!!!! by sliding your feet and shuffling to the music while hoping no-one gives you a weird look ……..

  432.  It looks like they’re trying to make the world a better place. They’re stepping on all the lit cigarettes to put them out. Who needs to quit cold turkey? Just get b2st to smack down your cig and start dancing. It should be called the “quit smoking dance” :P

  433.  ohh good video like always I love this song, I really understand you simon and martina I like you earrings:D
    ohh I vote for U kiss 0330

  434.  this is the best title i can come up with:

    “The Dirty Shoes Dance”

    why? it’s pretty obvious. as you’ve seen on the video, Junhyung (my love) walked for so long on the desert,etc. no wonder his shoes got so much dirt on it and he need to scrape off that dirt on his shoes…LIKE A MAN. that’s the story of my “Dirty Shoes Dance”.. kkeut~ :D

  435.  this is the best title i can come up with:

    “The Dirty Shoes Dance”

    why? it’s pretty obvious. as you’ve seen on the video, Junhyung (my love) walked for so long on the desert,etc. no wonder his shoes got so much dirt on it and he need to scrape off that dirt on his shoes…LIKE A MAN. that’s the story of my “Dirty Shoes Dance”.. kkeut~ :D

  436. the name should be “the lazy 2-step” 

  437. the name should be “the lazy 2-step” 

  438. ” i’m cleaning the dirt from my crotch” dance XDDD

  439. This one was really, REALLY difficult! I like the songs equally well, and while I like UKiss’s 0330 MV better, is was a little confusing to follow, while B2ST’s Fiction MV came together very nicely.

    So even though I likes 0330.. my vote goes to B2ST’s Fiction.

  440. Yu should call it the “Ellen Dance” The first time i saw this video , i
    immediately thought of Ellen DeGeneres because their dance reminds me of
    her feet shuffle dance moves =D

  441. I think the name of this dance should be “Whipping mah sexy shoes” lol~
    I dunno.. I feel like it gives it a nice feeling since they’re serious. :)

  442. I think this dance should be called the “friction” dance. its like they’re creating friction by moving there feet like that. :)

  443. the ‘shimmii dance’
    shimming across the floor…LIKE A MAN!

  444. the Must-Keep-Cool Trippin dance 

  445. U-Kiss 0330 because it just seems more sad :[ Though i like both songs the exact same, that video touched me a bit more…. LOOOOOL @ The pee-pee dance! Genius-ness >;D

  446.  I think it should be called the “Dance, Puppet” Dance, because you know it, and I know it. Mordney was toooootally behind puppet dance.

  447.  I vote for U-Kiss’ 0330.

  448.  I vote for U-Kiss’ 0330.

  449. It should be called the “slippin, trippin” dance lol

  450. i love b2st. this song is on the repeat1 in my itunes now. but for the video, i’ll go for 0330. that made my heart feel more … “heartwrenching” feeling. kinda thing.

  451.  When I first heard the song, I wasn’t watching the video but the moment I did, they were shuffling their feet on sand and coupled with their pronunciation of “fiction”. My sister and I ended up calling it “the friction dance”.

  452. SIMON AND MARTINA! YOU MUST SEE THIS VIDEO! i ran into it a few days ago, and it goes perfectly with this Music Monday.
    it’s a parody of ‘Fiction’ and relates to different, errr, popular stories. yeah, that :D funny, funny, funny!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAt0L0wAFes&feature=player_embedded#at=180

  453.  Hmmm maybe Ohhh My ” Crazy Foot Dance”

  454.   SLIPPERY AND COLD ON ICE DANCE

    why? : The batoost (sorry martina hehehe) memebers
    are slipping.. but wait.. they are cold.. they gotta put their hands in their
    pockets.. OR ELSE.. They will catch frostbite… :D

  455.   SLIPPERY AND COLD ON ICE DANCE

    why? : The batoost (sorry martina hehehe) memebers
    are slipping.. but wait.. they are cold.. they gotta put their hands in their
    pockets.. OR ELSE.. They will catch frostbite… :D

  456. It should be named “Batoost’s Shuffle Dance!”

  457. It should be named “Batoost’s Shuffle Dance!”

  458.  I just realized that Simon with black hair looks a lot like Kpop Celebrity Boom lol

  459.  I just realized that Simon with black hair looks a lot like Kpop Celebrity Boom lol

  460.  Ahhh dance on chorus should name…. BeastWalk…. :)

  461.  Ahhh dance on chorus should name…. BeastWalk…. :)

  462. This dance is called “It´s so cold outside and I must put out my cigarette”

  463. ohhhh this is hard. I Like beast better as a group BUT U-kiss video and song instantly hooked me.  In fact, 0330 is the most played song on my ipod, so I’m gonna hafta go with 0330.

  464. i rly want this to work;!

    THE POKEDANCE
    pronounced as PO KEE DANCE
    Like dundundun POKEMON(with the actual pokemon intro song way!)
    if pocket monsters live in pockets and is called pokemonsters
    lets call it pokeman; clearly the key point is to put ur hands in ur pockets – that completes the SEXINESS!!!

  465.  I LOVE OYUR BLOG :) IT ALWAyS MAKES MY DAY :D thanks for all the vid btw i love the mow hawk blue :D 

  466. No way! It’s B2ST in Music Monday! I didn’t expect it!.. I’m kidding ^^ But oh my Simon love it! It’s shocked me…
    This is my FAVOURITE SONG! And I totally love the dance! MV a little weird.. and thank you! Now I know that Jun Hyung and that girl are vampires ^^
    Oh..I can’t give my vote for show down.. I love Fiction and 0330… no I don’t wanna vote.. ^^

  467. just thought of another one. my last one
    4. slippery ice dance :D

    saranghae saranghae saranghae saranghae b2st FTW!!

  468. Friction dance!!
    The way their rubbing their feet on the floor reminds me of friction, plus it rhymes with Fiction!!

  469. Friction dance!!
    The way their rubbing their feet on the floor reminds me of friction, plus it rhymes with Fiction!!

  470. the dance should be “Getting rid of the gum stuck in my shoe” dance XD

  471.  “my legs have fallen asleep but I still need to look cool” Dance

  472. How about “LAUNDRY WASHING DANCE” ?
    this dance will be quite useful when doing the laundry by feet in the tub~
    lol~

  473. 1. “i stepped on dog poop” dance (sounds funny but may not be appropriate if b2st were to choose this name)
    2. “relieving my pins and needles in a cool manner”
    3. a suggested reason for why they have their hands in their pocket may be because they are “solo iceskating”

  474.  wouldnt be able TO stand still sorry XD

  475. it should be called the standing on ice dance because it looks like they’d enter an ice rink and wouldnt be able stand still ^_^

  476. 0330 all the way.
    In the Fiction video.. Anyone else notice the weird UFO thing in the background during the “Let’s dance on the sand” scenes in the chorus? I don’t understand.. but this song is fantastic.

  477.  the dance should be called “RUN, BATOOST, RUN!!!” 

  478. The dance name ’2 shy shy’ like on the old loony toon cartoons when porky would try & talk to petunia or elmer to a flattering buggs, lol.

  479.  The dance should be called the “Pocket Lock Shuffle”.  

  480.  The dance should be called the “Pocket Lock Shuffle”.  

  481. I vote for Btoooooooooossssstttttt!!!!!! 

  482.  U-KISS – 0330 ! ~  ^___^

  483. B2ST! best fictional love
     

  484.  It should be B2ST dance :D Cause its best dance I’ve seen , and however B2ST IS THE BEST soo :DD

  485. The wtf am I doing dance! ;P  (No hatin’ btw <3)

  486.  the “foot waving” dance :D …

  487.  Bug Squisher dance

  488.  THE FRICTION DANCE or THE SHUFFLE DANCE!
     

  489.  Sorry but i’m a Kiss-me so U-KISS!!!!
    moreover, i like 0330 better because i can play it on the piano. =P

  490. The inline dance because it looks like there inline skating with there shoes

  491. i vote for 0330

  492.  the squish-the-ants!-no-there’s-moreeeeee dance

  493. The  “I hope they don’t see me” dance.

    To me it looks like they just strolling down the street when they see
    someone they want to avoid. So they duck and try to shuffle away without being seen. When
    they’re out of sight, they straighten up and walk on xD

    Oh man D: You picked my top two k-pop biases for this week xD

    EURRGGGG. I’m going to have to go with B2ST. At least Dongho had his friends at the end.

    Junhyung’s forever alone D:

  494. The I’ve-just-walked-onto-an-ant’s-nest dance 

  495. B2ST should call their dance the I forgot to tie my laces dance, like those times you know they’re undone, but cbfed doing them up, thus you stare at the ground as you walk.

  496. The “Winky Dinky Pants Dance.” Love the video ^__^

  497. The ‘loosening the shoelace off without people noticing and trying to look cool at the same time’ dance or the ‘i hate this shoes so i try to kick it but keeps on missing’ dance

  498. to me it looks like the The-Twist-And-Feel-Your-Pants-Dance 

    and im gonna vote for U-KISS’s story

  499. to me it looks like the The-Twist-And-Feel-Your-Pants-Dance 

    and im gonna vote for U-KISS’s story

  500.  The I-Totally-Don’t-Feel-Uncomfortable-In-These-Jeans-Dance ;D

  501.  The Oh-Look-There’s-A-Spider-On-Th­e-Ground-But-It-Won’t-Stay-Sti­ll-So-I’m-Going-To-Have-To-Try­-And-Squash-It-Whilst-Not-Look­ing-Suspicious Dancea.k.a. Batoost-Waddle-Shuffle-Thingy Dance ………. HeHeHe
    Simon and Martina HWAITING!! ^^
    xxxxx

  502. It’s the ‘ Imaginary-roller blading-to-Simon-for-calling-us-BATOOST,Like-a-man! ‘ dance.

  503.  The I’m trying to get gum off my shoe dance.

  504. I would call it the “@ Shuffle,” or the “A.T. Shuffle,” standing for the “Angsty Teenager Shuffle” because I can’t tell you how much they look like angsty or mad teenagers stuffing their hands intheir pockets and grumbling to themselves!  And I can’t tell you how much I love this dance move too, it may be simple, but it looks awesome, and I’m gonna go try to learn it!!  :)

  505.  The “I’m about to get shouted at” dance
    Cause they look exactly like little kids shuffling to the teacher/mom :)

  506.  The “I stepped on crap and need to get it off my shoe” dance.
    AND I VOTE FOR BATOOST :D

  507.  TOTTPOF dance: “Take Off This Tight Pants Off Me” Dance

  508.  The “Kick Rocks” Shuffle or the “Emotional Dougie” xD

  509. ‘Dictation’
    Vote goes to Batoost

  510.  It’s the ‘Tweeky-Toe Dance’ :)

    Also cast my vote for B2st.

  511.  i think it should be called the shuffle-around-like-this-because-it-attracts-female-penguins-who-need-to-pee-right?-guys-it-does-attract-small-bladdered-penguins?-guys? dance..

  512. I call it the “I went to take a walk and then after 20 minutes I realized I hadn’t move from the doorbell”. I know, a little bit long, but pretty graphic.

  513.  I think it should be called the “Srapeing poo off my shoe dance” (or mud) Cause your definately not happy when that happens and it kind of looks like a dance when your’e trying to get it off. lol!

  514.  lolwhat? I thought you guys were gonna name the dance for us? xD

  515.  - Original B2ST Major Fiction Against Friction Shuffle – //

    ^^ LOL Long name , much? 

  516. aww im going to miss your house! <3

  517.  I think it should be like “The Fiction Shuffle”. :P

  518. ‘Mr Fantastic’ (Fantastic4) dance
    LOL random

  519. The ‘Bang Bang Bang’ dance?

  520. Vote for batoost because BEAST is the B2ST!

  521.  the lazy hand dance~

  522.  THE FRICTION DANCE. Get it, get it? Like really am i the only one who thinks that the dance should suit “friction, friction.”? Hehehehehe.

  523.  I call in the scared-wrong-move dance :D .. well it’s because when they dance the song , they look down. I think they look down to see their move if correct as maybe it’s hard to do it properly without looking? SO they look down while dance that part because they scared-wrong-move :P . Just My Opinion 

  524. the awkward chicken dance

  525. B2ST forever!!! x) 

  526.  Forever Alone dance :(

  527. it should be call the ‘back pain leg pain’ dance XD

  528. it should be call the ‘back pain leg pain’ dance XD

  529.  the “I’m too shy to dance” dance?
    *desperate. I really want the CD. didn’t have money. teehee~*

  530.  the “I’m too shy to dance” dance?
    *desperate. I really want the CD. didn’t have money. teehee~*

  531. FRICK!  tiondn’t of eaten that tin of beans this morning..   hahah sorry, BAD JOKE I KNOW!!

    get it? fiction… fricktion? dont worry im not planning on becoming a comedian anytime soon ;D

  532. being-embarrased dance. 

    hahaha idky. XD but yeah, staring on the floor right? XD

     I vote for BATOOST’S FICTION. hahaha.

  533. awesome! B2ST won! plus, you guys loved it! I knew this was one of the best Kpop songs ever, even though I’m mainly a Super Junior fan.. after more than a year of knowing B2ST, i finally LOVE them to bits! :)  

  534. i vote for BATOOST’s FICTION!!!

  535.  the “oh no i’m slipping” dance? haha

  536.  kicking rock on the road dance

  537. omo omo, SIMON is a fanboy!!! whoohoooo!!!
    i’ll call the dance “gum on my shoes” dance. it’s pretty obvious, ain’t it?!
    haha, MORDNEY has a cameo! love this review guys!

  538.  “Itchy Dance” 
    when you’re on public and your feet gets itchy, you’ll scratch your feet in that way…^^

  539.  The “WPP” Dance

    WPP- Wanna Pee Penguin.

    xD its like a penguin and it wanna pee xD

  540. “DANG I STEPPED ON A POO” DANCE hahaha!

    Ommo it really does sound like heartbeat’s and it’s like that up to the chorus, like for a minute.. hmmm wish it won’t be issued as plagiarized song.. :( 

    but i love FACT more.. excluding the voices and singing technique, all are so JAZZY and i lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOve it and i keep playing it.. 

    i hope 2NE1 will be next.. :)

  541. I’m for “B2stly walk” because .. well, isn’t it obvious? Yes, it is.

  542.  i vote for batoost… hahaha… i tink i’ll name the dance, the “depressed walker”

    on a side note, if i’m not wrong helloimys( its in the 20 gajillion name credits) is yo seob’s twitter acc name..

  543.  i vote for batoost… hahaha… i tink i’ll name the dance, the “depressed walker”

    on a side note, if i’m not wrong helloimys( its in the 20 gajillion name credits) is yo seob’s twitter acc name..

  544.  it should be called the hot guy dance:) i love this song:)

  545.  it should be called the hot guy dance:) i love this song:)

  546. Gum on my shoes. 

  547. I’ll call it the “BNW” Dance

    BNW = Bored and Waiting

    You are waiting for your friends but you have nothing to do so you start to ‘Fiction, fiction, fiction’ and your leg start to move~~
     

  548. the OOMPA LOOMPA dance :D

  549. LOL at the pen thingy…. Hahahahaha :D it’s quite annoying. Just imagined if I used that in class

  550.  how about… the friction dance? :D

  551.  The WIGGLE-THAT-DIRT-ON-YOUR-SHOES-Dance!

  552. I’m here for Mordney. :D

  553. I’d call it the “I’m so sorry but I love you [insert dramatic Big Bang bgm here], oppa didn’t mean it *puppy eyes*”-dance 8Dv

  554.  I VOTE FOR BATOOST ♥♥♥

  555. B2ST’s dance should be… “Feet Shuffle”

  556. Yay for batoost!!!
    I think their dance should be called the “I almost slipped but didn’t” dance.  or the “sloth” dance, since they’re just too bad ass to take their hands out of their pockets ;D

  557.  i’d name the dance ‘the sweeper dance’ I WANNA WIN !

  558. YAY for Bigbang’s Love Song! not a fan of b2st but i kinda like this song when my first time listening to it. anyway i vote for ukiss tho 0330 XD 

  559.  beast should name their dance…the “Ant’s terminator dance” 

  560.  The ice skater dance! 

  561. thank you for this!!! love you guys!!!

  562. It would be so COOL if sombody from B2ST could see and coment on this vidio as U-KISS did. >.<

  563. It would be so COOL if sombody from B2ST could see and coment on this vidio as U-KISS did. >.<

  564. I vote for B2ST <3

  565.  OMG BATOOST IS AWESOME.
    MORDNEY PRESENT YOU’RE SO DAEBAKK~!

  566. You are right – this is the best kpop song of 2011 :D

  567. I thought you guys were planning to move to Seoul?

  568. yay B2ST won, love them so much, B2ST fighting <3

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