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We’re back in Korea! Time for us to start making Korea related videos again! Woohoo! What better way to start than with a Kpop Music MonTuesday! We didn’t get back in time from Japan last night to make our review, but we’ll be damned if we miss another Kpop Music Monday and then conspiracy theorists complain about the fate of the universe and the evilness of our souls! So, here it is: our thoughts on B.A.P.’s “One Shot,” and a CD for you guise! First, here’s the video. You should check out the video:

 

For starters, if you like Rain Sound more than this you’re lying. Lying I say! Impossible! These kinds of songs and videos are what made B.A.P. stand out from the rookie pack last year. This is where their bread and butter is. This is what makes them awesome. Rain Sound is not one of those songs. Don’t be a badass and then a sissy.

Some things we didn’t mention in our video: the big Bunny. See, I’m all for bunnies. I love bunnies. I had a pet rabbit for 10 years growing up. The one thing I can tell you about my experience of bunnies, both real and symbolized, is that they’re sweet and fluffy and cute, and by far NOT the right image to use for something hardcore. I mean, it’s kinda hard to be gangsta in front of a giant bunny. I understand it’s a cute toy that’s perfect merchandise for your female demographic to buy in the dozens, but as a looming symbol during your chest beating man anthem, or MANTHEM, it seems a bit ridiculous.

Another thing: that boat scene at the beginning was kinda awkward. B.A.P. at the front of the boat, girls in bikinis in the back. What is this, a middle-school dance? Shouldn’t you be WITH the girls? B.A.P.: do you need me to help you out with this, yo? You say to your homies “yo, you can all hang out here at the front of the boat like losers: I’m gonna go talk to those fly bunnies in bikinis.” That entire scene was silly. SILLY I SAY! SILLY!

B.A.P. “One Shot” CD Giveaway Contest!

You guise were really dedicated in keeping B.A.P. in first place, even though SHINee came out with their video. We’re totally SHINee biased, and people know this, and we said not the nicest things about Rain Sound, and yet this video still won. Mad props, yo. So, here’s a CD for you. If you want to win it, here’s what you gotta do:

1) For those of you who aren’t subscribed to us yet, click to Subscribe to us on YouTube. We like our YouTube subscribers. You’re nice people. So, CDs for you!

2) Let us know what you think Zelo’s crazy dance sequence should be called. We don’t have a name for it. Does it actually have a name? Doesn’t matter! Whatever we think is the best name we’ll give the CD to. That’s it!

3) If you’re gonna leave your answer in the comments here in the blog post, also leave your YouTube username with your answer, so we can see if you’re subscribed or not!

For those of you who don’t consider yourselves lucky, and want to pick up the song on your own rather than waiting for us to announce you as the winner, you can pick it up either on iTunes or YesAsia. And, on that note, here’s our blooper footage for the video! Meemers makes a cameo. Spudgy was around, yes, but you just didn’t see him :D

 

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  1. person cant float ( is for zelos dance)

  2. Did you ever put 하지마 well make a 하지마 – B.A.P K.M.M

  3. Agustin Carril

    The Magikarp-splash Dance :D eaeaeaeaeae!

  4. One Shot…..can someone explain the alternate endings? Btw, rainsound was really random and sounds similar to c-cloud’s newest song a lot.

  5. Hope Satterfield

    I, personally, really hate saying this, Martina, but hitting someone with a pipe isn’t all that uncommon in the “thug life”. The more important something you want to get across is, the more drastic the measure you take. Hitting him with a pipe wasn’t odd at all because he had to get close enough to drop the USB and guns are kind of something that’s hard to aim without a lot of experience (whether in a shooting range or just because you be gangsta, yo). I’m also kind of saddened by this, but, the first thing that got me in the music video was the fact that, when they (B.A.P) were buying guns, THEY GAVE THE GUN SELLER THE MONEY FIRST! From learning a thing or two (albeit by word of mouth, as I don’t really have any use for a pistol being a 17-year-old social-phobic girl who kind of never leaves her backyard) living in the hood (and yes, I actually live in “tha hood”. If I look outside my front door right now, I can count 4 or 5 houses that sell drugs. Though only, like, 2 actually sell more hardcore drugs, while the rest only sell marijuana and I believe a sort of “generic brand” type ecstasy, they’re still drugs and it’s still illegal), you never, and I mean NEVER, give whoever you’re buying something from the cash first. Those of you who have seen films in the same style of B.A.P’s ‘ONE SHOT’ video can confirm this. Before moving to this neighborhood, all my street cred came from watching movies. Than I shared math with kids the same age as me selling drugs and doing drugs and fighting in gangs and these little things sort of start to stand out to you. OTL

    On a much happier note, I LOVED the USB Mac/Windows Problem skit! “He was a nice guy.” THAN WHY IS HE IN A RIVAL GANG IF HE’S NICEEE??! The world makes no sense to me. Why can’t everybody be nice to other people? (read in a childish whiny voice)
    *sigh
    I can still enjoy gangster style stuff, though, ya’ll! I be gangsta, yo, in a I’m-about-as-threatening-as-a-baby-mole kind of way. Seriously. Baby moles are defenseless. But, don’t mess with me! I pop a cap in yo a** yo! *immediately apologizes for causing harm to rival gang by popping a cap in their a- rear ends (… >> <<)* And this is why I would be that idiot that gets shot in those gangtser movies in, like, the first 20 to 30 minutes of the dang movie and your just like, "Really, man? Really?! Is it even possible to just die that fast in a non-slasher film? C'mon!"

    Sorry for my rambling! But.. the more you know? Was kind of my thinking behind posting this. Yeah. *peace out* Cuz I be gangsta! (Yo!)

  6. my youtube username is dy wen. i have subscribed to you already. dance: Zelo’s gravitational dance?

  7. It kinda looks like a tumbleweed dance lol.

  8. jackrussel1080

    i try to look cool in front member but sore in the morning

  9. jackrussel1080

    i cant find my doggy mommy dance

  10. jackrussel1080

    hump on the floor dance

  11. jackrussel1080

    cleaning the floor dance

  12. jackrussel1080

    ”buy me that toy mom” dance

  13. jackrussel1080

    does the name count in the you tube account?

  14. It’s the “Pants on fire” dance :)
    (youtube torntrof)

  15. Martina where did you get your glasses? Did you get them from the same place you got your hello kitty ones? I lost mine recently at Katsucon ='( and need new ones. Thank you muchly!

  16. out of curiosity, who gets to define what is good english and what is bad english?

  17. ReggaeKitten

    I would name Zelo’s dance ‘Shock’, since it looks as if he is being electrocuted, and you’re left in complete shock when you see it ^-^

  18. ReggaeKitten

    I would name Zelo’s dance move the Exorcist, since it looks as if he has been possessed, especially in the following clips ^-^

  19. ReggaeKitten

    I would name Zelo’s dance the Caterpillar, since it’s the reverse worm ^-^

  20. ReggaeKitten

    I would name Zelo’s dance the Beetle on it’s Back, or BB for short. It’s the BB move for B-Boys ^.^

  21. ReggaeKitten

    I would name Zelo’s dance the G.SO – Getting my Skinnies On

  22. ReggaeKitten

    I would name Zelo’s dance the Frog. Since, Zelo does the Scorpion afterwards, and he tried to raise both a Frog and a Scorpion in the dorms, but B.A.P killed it =_=’

  23. ReggaeKitten

    I would name Zelo’s dance the T.S.O move (Disco). It stands for Trying to get my Skinnies On ^^

  24. ReggaeKitten

    I would name Zelo’s dance the Turtle, because he can’t seem to get up until he does the Scorpion ^^

  25. ReggaeKitten

    I would name Zelo’s dance the I.T.C.H! It stands for I’m Trying to Change, Help!
    I’m subscribed to all your channels ^-^

  26. Bestabsolutely

    YouTube Username : kairi1111
    Dance names:
    Finding Zelo Dance!
    Or “the help me ive fallen and I can’t get up” dance LOL

  27. Martina please tell me where you got your glasses! I love them!

  28. Angela moreno

    I think zelos dance should be name “The serial killer seizure worm” it’s just so crazy only real serial killers can do it 0_0
    Angelamoreno7
    Love you eat you kimichi and I’m sorry that Simon keeps getting hit by a gang

  29. youtube username : mintsouma11

    I might be one of the least creative people here but oh well just trying my luck xD
    it should be called “I have ants in my pants” dance

  30. Hannah Mirkin

    YouTube Username: JazzyHMM

    Dance Names:

    1. The Back-Kruncher

    I have the habit of systematically calling this dance by this name whenever I see it (which is a lot). Why? Because it clearly looks like a movement that uses quite a few back muscles and could potentially break your back ( hehe ohh Zelo). And the ‘K’ in ‘Kruncher’, well, it looks cooler, plus it represents Korea and/or K-pop!

    2. The Seizure Procedure

    Looks like Zelo is having a seizure if you think about it. Yup. I heard he recovered quickly though (ba-dum-tshh).

    3. The BIMP Crimp

    Oh no! Zelo’s tokki (rabbit or bunny in Korean) has caught him by surprise by hopping into his pants, resulting in Zelo’s crazy dancing which was actually a desperate effort to try to get his tokki out. True story, poor Zelo. BIMP is an acronym for “Bunny in my Pants” and the definition of crimp is ‘a succession of waves”.

  31. YouTube Username: JazzyHMM

    Dance Names:

    1. The Back-Kruncher

    I have the habit of systematically calling this dance by this name whenever I see it (which is a lot). Why? Because it clearly looks like a movement that uses quite a few back muscles and could potentially break your back ( hehe ohh Zelo). And the ‘K’ in ‘Kruncher’, well, it looks cooler, plus it represents Korea and/or K-pop!

    2. The Seizure Procedure

    Looks like Zelo is having a seizure if you think about it. Yup. I heard he recovered quickly though (ba-dum-tshh).

    3. The BIMP Crimp

    Oh no! Zelo’s tokki (rabbit or bunny in Korean) has caught him by surprise by hopping into his pants, resulting in Zelo’s crazy dancing which was actually a desperate effort to try to get his tokki out. True story, poor Zelo. BIMP is an acronym for “Bunny in my Pants” and the definition of crimp is ‘a succession of waves”.

  32. I’m not sure if anyone mentioned it but Zelo’s dance is a bboy move called Rockadile

  33. blueivy888

    NAME FOR ZELO’S DANCE: bear scratching his back? lol Hope I’ll win the Cd ’cause it would be as great as zelo’s dance!
    ok so I think that I should explain why I give this name: 1rst he scratches his back against the floor (yes,yes, bears often do this^^) and then -I forgot to say that it’s a ninja bear- so he gets back up on his 2 feets -so cool the bear- and goes to another place because he has made a “hole” , so he scratches his stomach and to finish he gets back up again on his 2 feets! :D (I know I already wrote this on youtube, but I wanted to make sure that you guys see it ;) ) oh I forgot, my youtube user name is: littlesasa8

  34. NAME FOR ZELO’S DANCE: bear scratching his back? lol Hope I’ll win the Cd ’cause it would be as great as zelo’s dance!
    ok so I think that I should explain why I give this name: 1rst he scratches his back against the floor (yes,yes, bears often do this^^) and then -I forgot to say that it’s a ninja bear- so he gets back up on his 2 feets -so cool the bear- and goes to another place because he has made a “hole” , so he scratches his stomach and to finish he gets back up again on his 2 feets! :D (I know I already wrote this on youtube, but I wanted to make sure that you guys see it ;) )

  35. Jenny Sanabria

    User: Panny162002

    Comment: I think Zelo’s dance should be called ” The Break up Back” and my vote goes to B.A.P.

  36. Hope I’m not too late…

    After Martina said Zelo looked like a fish out of water, all I could think of was Magikarp used Splash! It had no effect… Except it would be ‘Zelokarp used Splash! It was super effective on his fangirls!’ And at the end where he gets up off the ground (coughdoestheinfinitescorpiondancecough) it’s like he’s evolving into Gyrados. Ok… Done with my Pokémon nerdiness :)

    So I guess the name of the dance would be ‘Zelokarp used Splash’ ?

    YouTube account: Karen Kong (that’s my google account linked to YouTube name? Idk how that works)

  37. Jenny Sanabria

    User: “panny162002″

    “I think Zelo’s dance should be called ” The Break up Back” and my vote goes to B.A.P. “

  38. Zelo’s gravity defying circus freak dance can only have one name:

    THE ZERO-G MARIONETTE

  39. xxMelodyxx

    Username: LightWarrior17

    I would call Zelo’s dance the “Malfunctioning Robot” Zelo was often referred to as a robot during their debut days and this move seemed like the type of move a malfunctioned Zelo robot would do xD

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