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B.A.P. – One Shot: Kpop Music Tuesday!

February 27, 2013

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We’re back in Korea! Time for us to start making Korea related videos again! Woohoo! What better way to start than with a Kpop Music MonTuesday! We didn’t get back in time from Japan last night to make our review, but we’ll be damned if we miss another Kpop Music Monday and then conspiracy theorists complain about the fate of the universe and the evilness of our souls! So, here it is: our thoughts on B.A.P.’s “One Shot,” and a CD for you guise! First, here’s the video. You should check out the video:

For starters, if you like Rain Sound more than this you’re lying. Lying I say! Impossible! These kinds of songs and videos are what made B.A.P. stand out from the rookie pack last year. This is where their bread and butter is. This is what makes them awesome. Rain Sound is not one of those songs. Don’t be a badass and then a sissy.

Some things we didn’t mention in our video: the big Bunny. See, I’m all for bunnies. I love bunnies. I had a pet rabbit for 10 years growing up. The one thing I can tell you about my experience of bunnies, both real and symbolized, is that they’re sweet and fluffy and cute, and by far NOT the right image to use for something hardcore. I mean, it’s kinda hard to be gangsta in front of a giant bunny. I understand it’s a cute toy that’s perfect merchandise for your female demographic to buy in the dozens, but as a looming symbol during your chest beating man anthem, or MANTHEM, it seems a bit ridiculous.

Another thing: that boat scene at the beginning was kinda awkward. B.A.P. at the front of the boat, girls in bikinis in the back. What is this, a middle-school dance? Shouldn’t you be WITH the girls? B.A.P.: do you need me to help you out with this, yo? You say to your homies “yo, you can all hang out here at the front of the boat like losers: I’m gonna go talk to those fly bunnies in bikinis.” That entire scene was silly. SILLY I SAY! SILLY!

B.A.P. “One Shot” CD Giveaway Contest!

You guise were really dedicated in keeping B.A.P. in first place, even though SHINee came out with their video. We’re totally SHINee biased, and people know this, and we said not the nicest things about Rain Sound, and yet this video still won. Mad props, yo. So, here’s a CD for you. If you want to win it, here’s what you gotta do:

1) For those of you who aren’t subscribed to us yet, click to Subscribe to us on YouTube. We like our YouTube subscribers. You’re nice people. So, CDs for you!

2) Let us know what you think Zelo’s crazy dance sequence should be called. We don’t have a name for it. Does it actually have a name? Doesn’t matter! Whatever we think is the best name we’ll give the CD to. That’s it!

3) If you’re gonna leave your answer in the comments here in the blog post, also leave your YouTube username with your answer, so we can see if you’re subscribed or not!

For those of you who don’t consider yourselves lucky, and want to pick up the song on your own rather than waiting for us to announce you as the winner, you can pick it up either on iTunes or YesAsia. And, on that note, here’s our blooper footage for the video! Meemers makes a cameo. Spudgy was around, yes, but you just didn’t see him :D

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  1. Zelo’s crazy fish- out- of- water dance should be named…..

    Well, he kind of looks like an over turned turtle. THE ‘OVERTURNED TURTLE’ DANCE! My youtube id is ‘Michelle Xiong’ :)

    3 years ago
  2. The “I got a wasp bitting me on my back.. get it off.. get it off.. kill it.. kill it” Dance. I actually did that same dance due to a wasp bitting the bottom of my back bone…

    3 years ago
  3. The ”lying on heated pebbles dance” See that’s how he goes so fast he’s trying to get away from the heat
    I’m 20thcenturymusicxD on youtube

    3 years ago
  4. I’m not a subscriber because I don’t have a youtube account, but I’ll take a bite at naming the dance anyways: the “I can’t get my skinny jeans on” dance – LOL!

    Cyber_3 – sometimes you just have to lie down to get the zipper up

    3 years ago
    • I can’t get my skinny jeans on! ROFL Hahahahaha, I used to have that problem. Like a lot. Than I decided I like have room in the crotch of my pants and fell in love looser style pants like boyfriend jeans and tapered pants and such. GO LOSE PANTS! (and Jello~)

      3 years ago
    • wow… you’re one of the most generous person I’ve ever seen. seriously, you deserve something lol

      3 years ago
      • Haha! That’s nice of you to say but being popular doesn’t mean that I’ll get picked anyways, there are a few other good entries here too. Now, if that had been an MFBTY CD, watch out ;)

        3 years ago
  5. My youtube account: FuckingNinjaa
    And the name of Zelo’s dance is the scorpion dance! :D

    3 years ago
    • I think they were talking about the spazzing part before that… It’s been established that the move after it already has a name.

      3 years ago
  6. Zelo’s dance reminds me of a turtle that had flipped over and is struggling to get off its back; in the end it finally succeeds. So I would call it the “No Longer Awkward Turtle”

    My Youtube account: appuruchan

    3 years ago
  7. “See, I’m not necessarily well versed in thug life, but I’ve seen enough movies and heard enough of that rap music to know about driveby shootings.”

    MARTINA, YOU ARE SO CUTE!!! Don’t ever stop being cute, okay?

    3 years ago
  8. Zelo dance shall be dubbed the “There is a SPIDER on my Back!” Dance. But there is a actual name for that move though.

    3 years ago
  9. Rolling Spine Splinter~. I love how I was just showing a friend the MV for this the other day!

    3 years ago
  10. you giuse were my very first yt subscription! i made a youtube acct just for you. yep that’s love right there. and i’ve dubbed zelo’s dance THE FLAILING MAKNAE. you don’t have to be a maknae to do it, but you do have to flail like a gangster fish.

    3 years ago
  11. I missed you guys! :)
    Also… First one to comment here!!! hihihi

    3 years ago
  12. One Shot wins hands down! Also,I think you should call that dance Crippled Crab…cos he looks like a crab doing that :P

    3 years ago
  13. T_T no Dream Girl?!!! *does the SHINee DG strut and leaves*
    heheh i’m joking! i’m joking!! of course i will watch this KMM just like i always do!!
    YAY to the SHINee DG on the laptop!!!!!!!!!

    ahahahahahha i loved that mac-windows-file part!!!! one of my problems in life!!! (not….the gangster part of course….*shifty eyes*)

    3 years ago
  14. I’m gonna dream about the name of zelo’s dance tonight so for now, good night :))

    3 years ago
  15. The dance should be called “shouldn’t have laid own on hot sand” ;D

    username :Rían Ma

    3 years ago
  16. The scorpion dance!

    3 years ago
  17. I think the perfect name for Zelo’s dance is “Hyperactive Turtle stuck on it’s back”. That’s what it looks like to me hahaha xD

    3 years ago
  18. It should be called : Flipping-Fish-On-Kimchi-Rush-Because-Bunnies-Not-Badass okay guys cut your leg. (hanimhouri)

    3 years ago
  19. yongguk: remme tell samthng that chalredy know lol good review I can’t wait for shinee.

    I vote for block b

    3 years ago
  20. NOOOO can’t believe they didn’t mention Zelos epic “Shout your balls to the wall” in the english seccion!!!!!!

    3 years ago
  21. Zelo’s dance is hard to describe, only thing that comes to mind is underground body wave :D Even though I am major SHINee bias, B.A.P are coming in a close second! SapphireAVK

    3 years ago
  22. Bunnies may be fluffy and cute, but it’s a trap I tell you! Have you never seen the killer bunny in Monthy Python and the Holy Grail? Rabbits are strong and vicious when mad;they lust lure you in with their cuteness first.

    3 years ago
  23. Ahh~ I just love ‘One Shot’ soooo much!! ^ ^
    I think Zelo’s dance should be called, “The Possessed Psychotic Crab Walk”. lol
    My YouTube username is: a7xvengeancelove

    3 years ago
  24. I love Martina’s rendition of ‘No Mercy’ xD
    Zelo’s dance… (I’m so bad at naming stuff) Horizontal thrusting…?
    username: ahbuggrit

    3 years ago
  25. Zelo’s dance should be called the Disoriented Human Motor. Seriously. His arms and legs are cycling up and down, but he’s moving towards the camera. He then realizes he’s not moving in the direction he’d like, so he tries pushing off the ground to see if that helps. Still not the right direction. Then he tries a barrel-roll, thinking that’s what human motors do. Poor Zelo.

    Thanks for having these CD giveaways, and thanks for your Kpop Music Mon– TUESDAY! ;D

    My YT username/channel is TallWaffle. Yes, I am subscribed. :)

    3 years ago
  26. Zelo’s dance should be called the “Flubber Dance” since he just bounces along the floor like Flubber XD
    Youtube username: ladidadidodida
    I too am so happy that they are back with a more hardcore song! That’s the image that I fell in love with when they first debuted!

    3 years ago
  27. User: Marlin Marin (suscribed :3)

    The Zelo’s dance should be called : ” The walker BACK” ” La espalda caminante” (?

    3 years ago
  28. Thank you for this review Simon and Martina! <3 I think the dance step of Zelo can be called "CRACKING CENTIPEDE". LOL~ He's like breaking his bones in his shoulders but because he's a very tall person, he looks like a long human centipede that was put on an alcohol then he still manages to get up like how centipede is being played by young kids in the park! LOL~ I hope you'll notice this too. :)) By the way my YT channel is lakamasabino :) More powers to you nasties! Love you guise! <3

    Youtube: lakamasabino

    3 years ago
  29. People around me maybe called Zelo’s dance as “heated-worm-gets-out-from-soil dance” XD (YT username: helloimsyhr)

    3 years ago
  30. The ‘I wanna walk like a crab crawl’
    Username: candless101

    3 years ago
  31. Bawling how can you put Block B against B.A.P.

    I can’t, they were both amazing. For acting values B.A.P and comedy values Block B.

    & Zelo was definitely doing the dance, he has performed it previously during a dance battle with BtoB.

    3 years ago
  32. I really enjoyed this review :D laughed at the little skit with the mac :P I also appreciate that Simon adressed the English score problem!

    I vote for BAP!

    3 years ago
  33. User name: Kasa022
    “Ants in my pants”

    3 years ago
  34. YT Usser: McCelu

    The dance should be called the exorcised snake <3

    3 years ago
  35. hmmm…obviously you haven’t seen the Matoki clips… Those are a bunch of bad ass bunnies!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvKiK4-p3XQ and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11RuzHNXRKA and the Matoki youtube channel – http://www.youtube.com/user/officialmatoki

    3 years ago
  36. eg6SE – SCRATCH-YOUR-ITCHY-BACK-THE LAZY-WAY DANCE WOOT WOOT. PICK ME. K, BYE GUYS.
    GOODLUCK

    3 years ago
  37. ‘One Shot’ is a kick a** song and MV

    3 years ago
  38. User: Saw Canceled

    The dance should be named as:The mad back itching…. XDDD

    3 years ago
  39. Zelo’s crazy dance sequence shall be called, ‘Back Ache Massage’ lol, corny title. Can I try another one? =)) ‘Itchy Sexy Back’
    lol yeah~ i don’t know, I’m not great at these. xD
    my YT account is: khanajpd14 (subscribed! :>)

    3 years ago
  40. Welcome back EYK!! Bet Spudgy and Meemers are glad you are back too!

    3 years ago
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