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For this week’s Kpop Music Monday we review Dalmatian’s “That Man Opposed” and try to deal with their bad dalmatian. Man, that’s a really bad dog they’ve got there. Dalmatian needs to take control of their…dalmatian.

Ok, we’ll stop killing that joke now. If you don’t know what we’re talking about, watch the music video. The guy in the purple at the end has a Dalmatian on a leash, and the dog is totally dominating him in a way that would make Cesar Milan cringe. He’s tugging at the leash, which is a really bad sign for dogs, and totally not doing what a dog should do in a video: sit still and look pretty. Ha! Easier said than done!

We know from experience: we make videos with Spudgy all the time. The scene that we filmed here was really freaking difficult, but not because he’s defiant. That scene in which we present him with a bowl of food was sooooo difficult to plan. The idea behind that scene was to get Spudgy to not eat the food. Little does everyone know, though, that Spudgy will freaking eat everything. We put him on a diet recently, because he’s not supposed to put a lot of weight on his bad hips. As a result, he’s starving, and he’s smelling around the house always trying to find some random noms. The bowl that we present him with in the video doesn’t actually have any food in it. It’s just cut up cardboard. And…Spudgy still tried to eat it. Noooooo!

Back to the Dalmatian video, we liked it a lot more than their other video, Lover Cop. This one was a lot more fun. Lover Cop was really surprising, because we first had it playing on mute, and the video looked totally badass at first, similar to MBLAQ’s “Cry.” We turned on the volume, though, and were totally shocked. Cute song, but it doesn’t suit the video. So we sided with “That Man Opposed” which we thought was an uncommon example of a Kpop video that suits its song quite well.

And, yes, I know we mentioned we’d be doing Big Bang this week, but we didn’t have enough time. Their video didn’t come out when we had to start filming. Sorry! It seems like the video came out today, though, because our Music Monday Request Form explodinated with requests for Big Bang. So hopefully we’ll do it next week? Depends on the votes! Anyhow, this is about Dalmatian, so if you liked “That Man Opposed,” Get the Dalmatian Album here! And, as always, big thanks to JB and Annie from [닉쑤] Enjoy Your Happy Life~* for the Korean subtitles. Yeah! This is our 25th Kpop Music Monday now, and they’ve translated each and every one of them. Thanks so much!

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  1. I love how I have captions and when Simon mouths something about the “cheffs hat” it says [Simon mouths something that we will not transcribe here] Trololol XD

  2. Anonymous

    Ohmigoodness. I was teaching my friends Lucifer and one of them was dancing so close, she punched me in the head! The learning stopped there.

  3. kp0pp3r

    um….is that a joke
    b2st….bu-two-st……………..
    b-i-st…….

  4. Late comment is late, but, just thought I should say… every time I heard you guys say "The man opposed", I couldn't help but think you were saying "Manopause". You know, like, instead of 'menopause', MANopause… and, uh… I'm not good at puns. Sorry.

  5. Samantha

    I just found this site (love it by the way), but I need to ask one simple, simple question…Where did you get that Dinosaur shirt?!?! The geologist heart inside of me is beating widely at the sight of it :)

  6. iamcaaanvas

    i love them both but from what i know, i am going with dalmatian! word is inati can beat the crap out of people!:| just ask daniel! HAHA

  7. I vote for Spudgy…And B2ST…

  8. Martina: it's chef's hat.
    Simon: no, it's a XXX.

    LMAO!!!

  9. Kayla Lee

    I vote for B2ST! I love you Kikwang! And Spudgy!

  10. yes, i will see big bang tomorrow!

  11. i vote for B2ST!!!!!…dalmatian wouldn't last in a street fight for more then 2 minutes!!!!
    i didn't know master Spudgy was so violent……spooky!!!

  12. Michelle

    B2ST would totally pwn Dalmation…just saying.

  13. Sabz Sabrina Bahari

    B2ST! B2ST! B2ST!

  14. it really makes me laugh so bad when you act a club guy and do the 'ayyy girl motion' everytime you say that…omg what a joke lol

  15. andrea&arantxa

    we vote for… booom booom booom… BETOOST (B2ST) =D …
    we didnt found where to vote so we assumed it was here..
    if its not… please tell us where…
    thanks (:

  16. Definitely, beaaast XDD
    oh junhyung would win any fight HAHA

  17. Fun video as always =) Can't wait to see you guys' BIG BANG MV Review! BIG BANG IS BACK~!

  18. Haithar

    Did you see day day's tweet? He watched your video :) :D Cool!

  19. B2st would win. just saying. with their…. SEXYNESS lol… no seriously. they'd win.

  20. Bigbang next week Please!!!!!!!! I vote for beast

  21. b2st will kick ass but i dont think Yo Seob would do so well

  22. I vote for BEAST!!!

    Please do Big Bang's Tonight next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Oh and I vote for Dalmation because they can go around and sucker punch everyone with their dancing lol if one guy doesn't have to run after the dog.

  24. Lol oh poor Simon. You got so abused in this video. Lol! By both Spudgy and Martina tsk. I can so picture Spudgy being a hard butt lol. And did one of the guys really get actually punched on stage and bleeding? Wow. That's dedication to your dance! Lol. Oh and I see what Martina did there with the Big Bang background on the computer lol. Did Simon take you to Big Show yet? I'm sure you've seen the SG parody right? If not it's hilarious.

  25. l0vebunni86

    I actually think Dalmation might be tougher and would win in a fight, yea B2ST look tough, but it's the sweet and innocent looking ones you have to watch out for…like SPUDGY!!!!!

  26. Siba G.

    B2ST……..
    oh BigBang's Tonight next week plz….

  27. Sakuya_

    DALMATION~~!!! I haven't really seen B2ST (officially pronounced "BEAST" not "Be-toost")

  28. Dalmatian <3

    Dude simon must treat martina like a queen or fear being beaten up 0:

  29. def Dalmatian!!!! :D I mean Inati the leader used to fight a lot in school haha he was jjang! :P so def they would win!

  30. KISSMELOCKET

    i vote for dalmation . i hope u will do SUPER JUNIOR M 'S PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Tiffu-san

    Beast! Btoost! B2st! :D

  32. LOVE spudgy!!! hilarious that he was trying to eat that cardboard! HAHAHAHA…reminds me of my own boys!
    ohhh, spudgy!! you're awesome!!! your mom and dad are awesome, too!!

    also, i vote for spudgy!!!

  33. Niyameh

    Martina got a five hit combo, ending with an uppercut :D

    Also, B2ST.

  34. beast all the way! :D but Spudgy should've been in the showdown cause he would crush them both ;D

  35. My vote goes for BEAST! They are just too beastly for anyone. =)

  36. Jenny Jones

    Dalmatian would totally beat B2st, but I think Spudgy would beat both of them,

  37. BEAST B2ST BTOOST!!!!!!
    BEAST BEAST BEASST!!
    btw Martina… i love that Big Bang background on your laptop!

  38. I love B2st so I'll vote for them even tho I think I can kick their butts in a fight =)

    The chef hat was my first thought too…(nope) but the fact that you said it was so hilarious, kept me laughing for a while

    FINALLY! I hope you do TONIGHT from BIGBANG next week,…… c'mon Martina everybody knows you wanna do it so pleaseeeee do it ..
    Love you guys

  39. B2OOST looks scarier than Dalmation in these two videos, so voting for them. Love your wallpaper!! Too funny how Martina went with … Chef hat as a choice, a true LOL moment! Thank you so much for making Mondays a day to look forward to.

  40. Dalmatian, DUH, they are all strong built, and havent you guys seen the muscles??

    B2st….all of them are pretty skinny, especially yoseobi kikwang(even though he have choco abs)and hyunseung, they are more of the pretty boys…

    so DALMATIAN ALL THE WAY!

  41. DALMATIAN!!! Even with Inati's power punch Daniel took it like a boss and kept going-clearly it takes a lot to take him down!

  42. Jemima and Keziah

    B2ST would win! :D Yoseob seems feisty.

  43. Um, BATOOST, DUH. The name alone seals it.

  44. I don't think you guy should do BIG Bang just yet
    unless you guys are planning to do 2 Videos
    one for the SBS Tv Version and the other one, which have not been releasex yet .

  45. YAY! I see my name lol! My vote is for Dalmatian….if he can take a punch and still keep on singing then they will last longer in a fight :D

  46. That's totally unfair to pit Dalmatian against B2ST! Daniel and Yoseob are best friends so they automatically would totally not fight each other. And then they'd be sad that their groups are fighting. And then the groups would stop fighting because who wants to see those cutie pies sad? Of course, by the time anyone noticed that Daniel and Yoseob were clinging to each other crying about why can't we all just get along, Inati would have knocked everybody else in B2ST unconscious.
    So… yeah. Dalmatian would win. Or rather, Inati would win… because he'd accidentally knock out everyone in HIS OWN group, too.
    There can be only one!

  47. Candice

    I vote Dalmatian for the street fight. And I think that the orange, um…THING is supposed to be a dog bone. I hope.

  48. aniloratka

    sorry I didn't want to sound rude about BB :) it's just I'm really disappointed with their BIG comeback. next time I want to see something that really shown their greatness.

  49. aniloratka

    I lol’d so hard when Inati punched Daniel. I know I shouldn't but xD
    oh and when Martina ends spazzing about new (pretty boring and disappointing) Big Bang's MV
    I want to see Super Junior M "Perfection" MV (Korean ver. is already released) ^^ pleas please

  50. eshterpark

    Definately B2ST. No doubt about it~

  51. AHHH YOU ARE MAKING ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MY TWO FAVORITE GROUPS!
    b2st is awesome and 'attempt' to act bad-ass. Dalmatian is the same thing but they are in better shape.
    So i can't really vote because that would be playing favorites but if i could i would pick dalmatian (just don't tell b2st)

  52. Dalmation. Beast just acts badass. Preforming even though ur bleeding from just being punched, now thats badass

  53. I think Batoost will win the fighting ;).

  54. can you do Super Junior-M – perfection next week?

  55. Dalmatian would totally win! Have you seen how fit the rappers are! And come on, if they can punch each other they could definitly take down Beast!

  56. B2st deffinetly will win the fight :D

  57. B2ST )!
    And next week: Super Junior M and Korean version of their new clip :)

  58. BigBang next week!!!! (we see your wallpaper =)

  59. Dalmation would for sure win the street fight…is there anyway we could get this to be like the next new variety show? lol Boyband streetfights…anyone else want to see Jokwon try to throw-down against like G-Dragon? Or fight of the maknaes: Seungri vs. Chansung. [Yes, I know both of my suggestions contained BigBang members...just consider it an effect of their awesomeness ;) ]

  60. Sidzuka

    I noticet that blck eye thing too. It's rather weird to have smthng like that in a MV…
    Omg! That punch during live performance was something! :DD poor guy. And he still carried on the show vounded. Well, that just shows the professionality in Korea's music industry

    And I totally go for B2ST

    P.S. Big Bang's Tonight is out wich means… ;D Let's go requesting, guys!!! ;DD

  61. First, I would just like to say that I think this fight would go down like something in West Side Story.

    But I think BATOOST would curb stomp Dalmatian. Everyday they SHOCK!!! Dalmatian would get totally beasted.

    Then again, I don't know. Something about that dude with the bowl cut makes me think he is a little crazy. He might totally flip out and blast on everybody.

  62. Guys, Super Junior M just released Perfection's Korean version. You have no excuse now. (Sadface)

  63. Woo! I love Dalmatian. Beast gets my vote for next Monday!

  64. Deyanna

    B2OOOST! They would totally win in a street fight.

  65. Literati

    Well Simon I voted for Kahi's Come Back You bad Person, so you could have your own lady filled MV before Big bang returned… but I guess things didn't work out too well.

    • Keiichi

      Yeah, how come no one voted for Kahi? I think she is totally daebak in her MV, so beautiful and fierce!
      Hope you'll do it someday though.
      Love you guys. :)
      (By the way, do you guys know how to speak french?)

  66. Adriana

    The Big Bang wallpaper distracted me in the entire video. All I could think of was how awesome is going to be the next music monday with Big Bang's Tonight..!!!! XD

  67. Dalmatian = master of the fight!

    today's music Monday are so good!!!

  68. I'm so glad the pompoms were addressed and other…wardrobe…things lol and the punch XD
    I love Beast really I do but Dalmatian would win the fight easily. Their bodies are like *-* omg but we all know Spudgy would be the overall winner in a fight.
    And subliminal messages do work…Big Bang's Tonight as next weeks video please? :]

  69. People are going to vote for Beast just for finding them attractive -sigh-

    I vote for Dalmatian. Inati is a monster, he can take on all six Beast members on his own. Poor Daniel stood no chance against that fist.

  70. I see Bigbang >:) Teehee~

    Oh btw, did you guys watch their parody of secret garden?? xD It is too funny!

  71. Dalmatian… their members are older and more buff than B2st. Daniel got punched in the face by Inati, yet kept singing.
    I don't see B2st doing that. Doojoon keeps falling on stage lol. Can you imagine Yoseob whaling on someone? Kikwang's pretty face would be ruined. HyunSeung was told to gain weight at one point, I don't think he's up for a brawl. The only two that I could see fighting is Dongwoon and Junhyung. But the group that I think that would win in any fight is probably 2PM haha

  72. geniebby

    Lmao Dalmatian would win no question about that.

  73. OK it's super fun video ^^ Spudgy rulez! And that fight thing in Dalmatian video and perfomance totally beat B2ST. I love B2ST more but voted for Dalmatian ^^
    and one more thing – Big Bang on laptop… yeah~~ ^^ Love it ^^

  74. BEAST of course
    btw the whole Spudgy thing is so hilarious :D:D:D

  75. B2ST ….. B2ST !!!!

    Spudgy is so cuteeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!

  76. Andrian Mauricio

    Definitely BEAST!!!

  77. i was surprised, i thought you would review Perfect by Suju M. There were so many requests for that one. Any ways, I think Beast would win in a street fight. They look a bit more bad ass than dalmatian.

  78. KoolCHick

    Love today's music Monday. In a street fight…… I've gotta go with B2ST. Love the Big Bang wall paper. XD

  79. Totally did NOT notice all the pong pong balls and stuff O_O I am SO gonna re-watch that music video HAHAHA :D As for street fight I say B2ST~ and could you please do a review of Super Juniors new song~ <Super Junior-M_太完美> there's a Korean version for that song as well!!!

  80. Oh, and the orange "chef" hat is clearly a mickey mouse note pad – Cha!

  81. B2st would totally kick butt in a street fight!!

  82. The pwnerer

    you n00bs. its pronounced… "owned…" http://www.purepwnage.com if you dont believe me… Am i too big of a geek?

  83. lynnnie

    I go with~~~ Beast~~ :O

  84. Man Simon … I hope you got paid extra this week. First your pet, then your wife ….. JUST SAY NO TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE !! Well …… maybe its just "tough love".

    As for who would win the fight between the two bands …. can I submit a third answer … a Girl Scout troop from Detroit. Great dancers – sure. Good fighters … ummm, I'm not too sure.

  85. batooooost! :D
    hahaha beast would win a street fight! theyre beastly!
    dalmations on the other handddd. :/ mmmm.

  86. JJ_Soul

    Lolz, I see bigbang on the lastop :P

  87. The whole penis keychain thing and the guy with the black eye… I was thinking the same thing the whole time. But man, Jisu is a trooper for getting the bloody mouth and still going.

    I'm voting for B2ST because they look more badass.

  88. Cheryltaeminnie

    BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST!

  89. Martina, I see what you did there with the laptop… AND I LOVE IT.

    Also, B2ST.

  90. BEAST! BEAST! BEAST! BEAST!!!! thank you for saving my monday yet again! :D

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