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Kpop Music Mondays: Eatyourkimchi LIKE A MAN!

April 23, 2013

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Oh my god! Y U SO NASTY BIASED? For some strange reason, this awkward band, song, and music video made it into the top three for our KpopCharts. How? Why? What the eff, yo? If you haven’t seen this train wreck of a Music Video, check it out here:

Ok, we were sarcastic enough in the video. I’ll stop ripping into us for this Music Monday. We just thought it’d be funny if we reviewed ourselves, though we didn’t know how to do it right. We have that level of distance between us and Kpop labels, so we can look at what they’re doing and attempt to come to some conclusions about the Kpop industry. Our video, though, isn’t really part of the industry, so we can’t approach it the same way, and come up with any insights. We would need to take this video seriously, which we clearly can’t do. We tried, though!

Anyhow, our real review for Music Monday is coming up. As I write this, we’re about half-way done editing. Wow. I just realized it’s 1:30AM right now. Man, we sure live in some bizarre time zone. We would have just done our Music Monday alone on this, but we know that people would be upset, so we had to do two Music Mondays.

FYI, we weren’t joking when we said that people email us asking for advice on how to become Kpop idols. I’m not sure why we get these emails, let alone why we get them so frequently. Why would people think that we know how to do it? We make YouTube videos, and we sometimes have interviews with Korean groups. That’s not equal to having insider information on becoming a celebrity. Might as well ask us how to be a Canadian celebrity. Also, in the five years we’ve been here, I don’t know any non-Asian Kpop idols (any serious ones, at least). We, as the Eatyourkimchi Crew, definitely don’t count.

Lastly, we joked about this being the second worst song of the year. Don’t try to guess what we think is the first. It’s a trap! We won’t answer that at all EVER. Well, maybe in private over a few drinks, but only after we have a staff of security pat you down to make sure you’re not hiding a video camera on you or something…

Also, no bloopers for this video, because there really weren’t any skits and we didn’t mess up our lines. It was pretty straightforward for us. Our next video, though: whoa that’s got a lot of bloopers to it…

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  1. Love this KMM!!! Thanks Simon and Martina!

    If this is your real KMM for the week, I am happy with it.
    as a Nasty, I laughed through out the video from the beginning til the end
    I cant believe you 2 reviewed this video XD!
    After you have a new studio, you 2 came up with lots of new ideas, love it!!
    Just ignore those non-nasty comments, we will support you!!
    Lots of love from Australia!!

    5 years ago
  2. Not gonna lie.

    I laughed so hard pee tears came out.

    5 years ago
  3. *This is me, laughing so hard. Most excellent*

    Vote: EYK Like a Man. The Aaaayy, gurl! man offered to buy me a drank after he saw me rolling down my sexy windows, but my love of Kimchi won out in the end.

    5 years ago
  4. As far as I’m concerned this is the only KMM this week. I hereby do not recognize the existence of a so called “other KMM”. Why would you need another when this one is so clearly superior?

    5 years ago
  5. This was GLORIOUS!!!

    5 years ago
  6. EYK!

    5 years ago
  7. I started watching Simon and Martina for about a year and a half and I just love to watch their videos as they make me laugh :) I still watch them and love how they always try to teach us more about Korea and not just K-Pop, it feels like most people come for the K-Pop only :( It saddens me that Simon and Martina have to go through what most K-Pop idols go through when they themselves are not idols (though even if they were it wouldn’t make it alright). I hope what I am trying to say is coming across. Simon and Martina keep doing what you are doing you have really inspired me. You guys give me hope for my own future. I want to travel and visit Japan one day, but not only that you guys have inspired me to become more confident! this sounds so cheesy, but it’s what I think. I don’t know what to do with my own life right now and feel frustrated with myself, but seeing people like you guys and many others that are the same have inspired me. So thank you guys! I am totally on board with what eatyourkimchi-uh had to say!

    5 years ago
  8. I can’t believe that I thought Music Monday wasn’t up yet cause I thought this was last weeks review ha! Memers so distracting, I realised I wasn’t watching or listening to martina and had to replay that bit again, Spudy/simon is hilarious at the end. This was great guys, especially as I wasn’t into any of the top 3, marginally interested in GD’s song, but feels a lot like a mix of what he has already released this year. Glad you did a second one cause of potential haters/trolls, but glad to see comments are almost universally positive. Boy have you guys been busy this week!! Thanks for the hard work.

    5 years ago
  9. Super hilarious and awesome video!!! But I bet those people who say “you so biased” will watch this and STILL not understand that it’s a response to that criticism. EVERYBODY gets the same treatment – not even EYK is safe from EYK!! I don’t see why that’s so difficult for some people to grasp.

    And you want me to choose between my two biases, EYK and JYJ?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

    5 years ago
  10. I’m a folower of the EYK from the beggining, when they had those videos with their friends talking about their favourite noodles :p

    And even at that time I loved it, and I’ll still love ya. So, be strong and believe in yourselves. And don’t forget I’m always waiting to eat your videos like a Nastie, to have a good laugh every week :p, no pressure!

    Kisses and hugs from an real Nastie

    And congratulations for your hard work until now! You guys have an Nastie friend here :)

    5 years ago
  11. Psymon, I choose you! XD ——-> I mean, I vote for EYK crew :D

    5 years ago
  12. Ooo I can’t decide who had a better low budget video can I just say it’s a tie?

    5 years ago
  13. Darn… i wanna vote for EYK crew over JYJ xDDD

    5 years ago
  14. That was hilarious! XD

    5 years ago
  15. So I figured that you would probably do a bit of trolling on us and start off the regular KMM with an intro that made it seem like you were going to review the Eat Your Kimchi Like a Man video. Instead we got a whole KMM. That was funny. Especially at the end with the showdown.

    Oh yeah, and don’t think I didn’t notice the forced Meemers bombing with the laser. I’m side-eying you… but grateful for the Meemers video bombs anyway

    5 years ago
  16. THE MEEMS!!! Tehehe X3

    5 years ago
  17. Absolutely loved this. I was laughing so much that I forgot I was cooking lunch in the other room. I think I was about 2 minutes away from setting off the smoke alarm. Oops!

    5 years ago
  18. k, go ahead and unsub. If you don’t like it don’t watch. You won’t be missed, trust me.

    5 years ago
  19. EYK wins… nodoubt. thats my vote

    5 years ago
  20. I love you guys for being able to make fun of yourselves and not giving a care in the world! Those are the kind of friends I want to be drinking with! Cheers!

    5 years ago
  21. “Although one had a CGI budget that kinda ran out mid-filming AND had
    super good-looking people in it who can dance and pull off sexy apron
    shirts, while the other has… JYJ” OMG I ALMOST PEED MYSELF GUISE

    5 years ago
  22. Mav

    Even if this was the only KMM you guys uploaded for the week I would be happy! Why? Well, cause the *&%$** was hilarious!!! Really, I think you guys can make anything funny, I bet you could review the nian nian cat video or those weird pictures of pest in stockings and make it hilarious. Also, props for keeping a straight face throughout the entire thing, that takes mad skills.

    P.S This is for Martina, while delulu haters hate you can watch this for more K-pop English song covers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM8ZeW8nEu4&feature=endscreen&NR=1

    5 years ago
  23. I was just wondered Simon called Spudgy a dumpster dog, why wouldn’t
    Spudgy fix the problem by getting a bath.
    I also wanted to say to you all at eat your kimchi studio, you do a beautiful
    job in bringing happiness and making a fun day for my family.

    5 years ago
    • They can, but then Spudgy’s blue tail will have to be redone (the blue dye is water soluble)

      5 years ago
  24. Hahah this is AWESOME. EYK, I LOVE YOU!!!!! :D

    5 years ago
  25. Gotta watch this again and make sure I concentrate on what Martina is saying and not watching Meemrs play.. But guise, you’ve made me laugh again! I love you so much for this. Try to not mind those haters, they are immature and they aren’t Nasties. We love you for you! (And for your animals… :D)

    5 years ago
  26. If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all. A bunny learned that, why can’t we?

    5 years ago
  27. Best KMM evar!
    A second MM today isn’t even necessary. This is beautiful. :’3

    5 years ago
  28. why can’t we all just sit back,relax,and enjoy the amazingness that is the EYK crew.

    imma imma eat your kimchi like a man!!…even though im a female.

    5 years ago
  29. Haha, this was a great KMM again! I was expecting a somehow biased review but you were so serious and critical about this MV – great job :)
    But the moment Meemers appeared I was totally distracted xD
    As for the MV itself I thought I was imagining things but now that you said the “girl from the video” was always the same with a different wig (lol, Ryan’s picture was on the screen) I feel reassured ;)

    The showdown question is a hard one but since I’m a girl who is into hot Korean guys, I vote for JYJ :P

    5 years ago
  30. Sorry T.T

    5 years ago
  31. I love that I’m able to laugh when I watch K-pop Music Mondays and that they never take themselves seriously. LOOOOVE IT!!!!!!!

    5 years ago
  32. To Simon and Martina and fellow Nasties:
    I just saw these posts about what is happening. I felt really sad that there are Nasties that write hate comments and some that aren’t really true Nasties. I’ve known EatYourKimichi for more than year already, even though this is sad it’s reality. I just want fellow Nasties and Simon and Martina is that even though there might be haties out there,untrue fans and bad things going ’round, you guys will always have a bunch of people by your side. No matter what we will try to be there with you.
    Keep running towards your horizon! <3

    5 years ago
  33. I still enjoyed it even though it wasn’t the real KMM. I don’t think I would’ve been disappointed at all this week. I love the crazyness you guise put into your videos for us. Thank you.

    5 years ago
  34. (Not that I’m complaining) But I really thought this was the *legit” KMM for the week, seeing as you guise have to put in so much work into them. Oh. My. Gosh. Two KMM this week, you guise are tank. Hope you sleep and rest for a really really really long time afterwards. Thanks so much for working so hard for us, LUB YOU ♥♥♥♥

    5 years ago
  35. oh stop it..
    i don’t like k-pop. i ‘ve never watched kpop related videos of them. but i love this channel for this kind of things. so stop complaining. you are not the center of the world.

    5 years ago
  36. An April Fool’s joke that actually worked… Was that your plan?

    5 years ago
  37. I want to vote! I vote for eyk crew!!

    5 years ago
  38. If you watched the video and read the blog post you’d know the real KMM is being released later today, and come on it’s not lame I found it highly amusing watching this as they ripped into themselves. I especially loved the part where they “interviewed” Soo Zee. It’s nice to see them not take themselves seriously and continue to have fun and remain humble through everything.

    5 years ago
  39. oh my goodness, please never stop having fun with your videos like this. so happy~ ;A; (haters be hatin’. seriously. don’t stop having fun. do what you want, and don’t listen to what anyone else says. I’ll still like you at least).

    5 years ago
  40. Yes they do, instead of just starting to complain. They should be thankful that EYK is taking the time to do 2 KMM, just because they know there are going to be people who complain. I would have been perfectly happy if this was the only one they did. Honestly, fans could have kept GD, Jay Park, or BTOB in the top three until next week if they really wanted to try

    5 years ago
    • Exactly ! However I admit I would have been disappointed if Joah wasn’t reviewed, it would have been unfair to all the people who voted for it lol

      5 years ago