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Jay Park – Abandoned: Kpop Music Mondays

May 2, 2011

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Did somebody say boobs? Because, well, boobs. Boobs! And don’t try blaming Simon for the amount of boobs mentioned in the video. Martina saw it as well and was shocked by the boobs, and shouted out “boobs” when she saw it as well (which is like, 90% of our dialogue when we watch Mad Men as well, FYI). And we don’t think that we’re alone here: the video was meant to draw our attention to the boobs. Seriously now! Lighting is a big factor in making videos, and people get paid good money if they know how to light a set well. There’s no way that the room could have been so dark, and the only real light you can see is a spotlight on the girl’s boobs. That’s not accidental. Sure, it’s not like the entire video is a boobfest, but that shot was definitely meant to make us think about the boobs. Ok, we’ve written that word enough for once.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah! The song! Holy crap is this a great song! Now, as you know, we’re not really into ballads, so when we heard the first bit of this song we were really not looking forward to reviewing it. But the song picked up a lot, really really well, and by the time the chorus comes around it feels like it grows into an entirely different song than what it was at first. Awesome! We love it when songs grow. Also, the song has a different R&B vibe than what we’re used to. Compare this to, say, TVXQ’s Before You Go. Yes, they’re totally different songs, we know. But there’s something about Jay Park’s Abandoned that sounds…American? We can’t quite pinpoint it, but there’s a different sound, an accent, a twang or something, between American and Korean R&B that we can’t quite pinpoint. Anyone else know what we’re talking about?

Also, the dance to this video was awesome (apart from the weird hat dance, which was just awkward). Jay Park’s a great dancer, and there seem to be so many moves in this video that really stand out. Usually we can only talk about one or two of the dance moves, but we could have gone on forever. We didn’t even talk about the nipple snake, or the Bambi-on-Ice. It seems like the dance has so many original and distinguishable dance moves to it that you can do any one of them and people will recognize what you’re doing (even if you do it as poorly as we do). We thought at first that this reminded us of Taeyang, because he’s also an amazing dancer, but his dance moves aren’t really as recognizable, we think. They’re phenomenal, don’t get us wrong. He’s easily one of the best dancers in Kpop in our opinion, but his dances seem to be more complicated sequences that are difficult to imitate, while Jay Park’s Abandoned has a lot of cool and easily recognizable moves. Know what we’re saying?

More about the dance moves: we called the “Where did you go, oh oh oh oh” dance move the Distracted Driver, but at first it seemed different to us. Originally, we thought he was looking at his watch, because he’s pointing to his wrist. So then we thought: why is he pointing to his wrist watch? Is he asking the time? Shouldn’t he then be saying “WHEN did you go, oh oh oh oh?” And if so, what time would he have been abandoned? Would it occur between 1 and 3PM? DUN DUN DUN! Far fetched conspiracy? Yeah, probably, but this is the kind of stuff we talk about when we watch these vids. That and boobs.
Jay Park Take a Deeper Look
Anyhow, that’s it for this week’s Kpop Music Monday. We filmed it on Martina’s birthday which was yesterday. Huzzah! Martina turned 28, even though she still acts like she’s 6 years old. Thank you for all your birthday wishes on Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr and on this site. We’re totally amazed at all the love, so, thank you. Lastly, if you’re a fan of Jay Park, and want to get his new album, you can do so by clicking on the picture here. Order it anywhere in the world: they ship internationally. Woot woot!

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  1. jay park!!!!!

    5 years ago
  2. jaypark~~ i like him!!!

    6 years ago
  3. HOLLY JAYPARK!!!

    -ZIONLEE

    6 years ago
  4. taeyang!!!

    6 years ago
  5. Jay Park!!!! :) though I do like taeyang :D

    6 years ago
  6. 1

    6 years ago
  7. TAEYANG

    6 years ago
  8. JAY PARK!!!!!

    6 years ago
  9. TAEYANG’S I NEED A GIRL!!!!!!!!!

    6 years ago
  10. happy birthday to you!!

    6 years ago
  11. I’m liking the song a lot by Jay. The video I agree with you all. It was great until the end. I wanted some like big huge finish or something. And lol about the boobs. I’m happy Jay seems to be doing well with his album. The song is like on my repeat lol. :) As for who I choose for the poll question that is soo tough. I think I’m gonna go with Jay though this time although I love me some Taeyang. I hope you had a great bday Martina!

    6 years ago
  12. taeyang for sure!

    6 years ago
  13. Even though Jay Park is a much cooler singer and performer, I feel like Taeyang touched my heart a lot more with his dance. So TAEYANG!!!

    6 years ago
  14. Taeyang! :)

    6 years ago
  15. waahh..can i vote for both ..;

    6 years ago
  16. tae yang~!!

    6 years ago
  17. taeyang <3

    6 years ago
  18. Jay Park! Happy belated birthday Martina! :)

    6 years ago
  19. Taeyang! I love that song!!

    6 years ago
  20. Taeyang of course <3

    6 years ago
  21. Taeyang!

    6 years ago
  22. Taeyang

    6 years ago
  23. Taeyang! I need TAEYANG

    6 years ago
  24. Taeyang!!!
    and Happy Birthday martina!!!!!!

    6 years ago
  25. hahaha guys i love you so much :D
    happy bday martina!

    6 years ago
  26. jay!!!!!!

    6 years ago
  27. taeyang’…

    6 years ago
  28. park bom’s don’t cry

    6 years ago
  29. Tae!

    6 years ago
  30. TAEYANG ALL THE WAY!!!!

    6 years ago
  31. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARTINA I vote Taeyang p.s.: AWSOME MILKSHAKE REFERENCE ” I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE” i swear i only watched that move because of that scene XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    6 years ago
  32. Wow… this is an interesting blog! Glad to see much info. thanks

    6 years ago
  33. Omg! Happy belated birthday Martina! You and Simon have such funny videos. I LOVE THEM! :) <3

    6 years ago
  34. happy late birthday, Martina! I want to teach english in Korea someday too! So right now, you’re just about my favorite person ever :D

    6 years ago
  35. Taeyang!!!!

    6 years ago
  36. Taeyang should win! But Wedding Dress has a better forever alone dance.

    6 years ago
  37. Taeyang Taeyang Taeyang!!!!!!!!!!!
    BTW…….Happy Birthday Martina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    6 years ago
  38. taeyang

    6 years ago
  39. Taeyang!!!

    6 years ago
  40. TAEYANG ALL THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (if he needs a girl all he needs to do is look right here =P)
    HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTINA!
    생일축하합니다! Saengil Chukha Hamnida! =]
    i hope that you had an absolutely fabulous birthday yesterday and that you enjoy being 6 ;]

    6 years ago
  41. I vote taeyang!! thanks for the video!

    6 years ago
  42. i vote Taeyang!

    6 years ago
  43. taeyang!!

    6 years ago
  44. Jay park :)

    6 years ago
  45. happy birthday!!!
    and.. this one? umm….
    Jay park!!

    6 years ago
  46. happy birthday!!!
    and.. this one? umm….
    Jay park!!

    6 years ago
  47. Jay Park at korean music festival in LA!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PahrepKQfAM&feature=youtu.be&hd=1

    6 years ago
  48. taeyaaaaaaaanngggggggg ~ <3

    6 years ago
  49. LEE

    jay park!!!

    6 years ago
  50. JAY PARK!!!

    6 years ago
  51. wow… this episode is soo hilarious. BOOBS FTW !!! Lol
    I vote for taeyang, just seeing him feels lonely already

    6 years ago
  52. Taeyang

    6 years ago
  53. matina happy birthday to you… you look awesome with elmo hat ^^

    6 years ago
  54. Happy Birthday Martina!

    6 years ago
  55. Taeyang!

    6 years ago
  56. TaeTang of course lol

    6 years ago
  57. NOOOOOO!!!!!! Why do you torture me so?????? lol TaeYang? or Jay Park??????? dang this is so hard to chose from T.T I’m going to go withhhh………..(DuhNuh-DuhNuh-DuhNuh) TAEPARK~!!! hehe ^^ It’s a win-win situation ^^V

    6 years ago
  58. Jay Park!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jay park jay park jay park jay park jay park

    6 years ago
  59. TaeYang! although I love both! Thanks for the review

    6 years ago
  60. Taeyang!!!

    6 years ago
  61. Bonne fête Martina de tout le monde qui visionne Eat Your Kimchi en Canada

    6 years ago
  62. Eve

    TaeYang!!

    6 years ago
  63. TAEYANG! <3

    6 years ago
  64. Taeyang!:) You guys are amazing and thank you soo much for making these videos and making mondays amazing!:)

    6 years ago
  65. ms

    One more vote for Taeyang :)
    As always, thanks for your videos, I love watching them.

    6 years ago
  66. I love it when you guys name dance moves. Invisible skateboard! 8D

    I LOL’d literally at 80085. I must be ten years old on the inside.

    Happy birthday Martina! :D

    (So Itaewon Freedom is probably a lost cause now, huh?)

    6 years ago
  67. taeyang of course :)

    6 years ago
  68. Happy B-Day Martina! My niece was born yesterday!! So you two have the same birthday now =)!

    I vote for Jay Park. I never really liked Taeyang’s choreography for that song.

    6 years ago
  69. taeyang!

    6 years ago
  70. Jay park!!!!

    6 years ago
  71. JAY PARK

    6 years ago
  72. Taeyang ;)

    6 years ago
  73. Hey can u guys play 2ne1 lollipop for Koop plz I would really appreciate it thx u guys r soo awesome and have some more videos about different food items plz thx and p.s luv yor videos

    6 years ago
  74. I vote for Tae Yang!

    6 years ago
  75. I vote for Taeyang, because he is forever alone. (I am willing to remedy that at anytime though….just sayin’)

    6 years ago
  76. my Vote: taeyang. because he is always forever alone in all his videos, poor guy , but he is a great dancer ;)

    6 years ago
  77. omo wae would you make me choose between my biases for?! alkdlskd;akdas
    aish but in the end i’ll go with taeyang. i love the ‘i need a gullll’ dance!♥

    oh awesome vdo btw. i love you guys. ur so funny. BOOBS FOR LIFE!♥

    6 years ago
  78. you should have compared Jay’s Abandon and Taeyang’s Look Only At Me or Wedding Dress because in I Need a Girl, Taeyang got the girl lol
    anyway talk about lonely, I’ll vote for TAEYANG

    6 years ago
  79. JAY!!!!!!! him & only him.

    6 years ago
  80. ‘fantastic elastic supersonic hypersonic give it to my Y make a love baby if you wanna pretty ”
    LMFAO kkkk

    6 years ago
  81. TAEYANG-OPPA!!! <3333!
    I love his dancing so much!
    Jay Park-oppa is good too but I love Taeyang more :P

    6 years ago
  82. Taeyang!

    6 years ago
  83. taeyang

    6 years ago
  84. Happy belated birthday Martina! Hope you had a good one! :-)

    Ps. My vote goes to jay park oppa :-)<3<3<3

    6 years ago
  85. Nhi

    JAY

    6 years ago
  86. can you use sistar19 – ma boy next music monday? thanks! :)

    6 years ago
  87. I love both their dancing, but Jay’s dancing in “Abandonned” was definitely better. “I Need a Girl” was awesome and sexy, but “Abandonned” had more swag.

    6 years ago
  88. HAPPY BELATED B-DAY hope im right
    since u told U-kiss it was May uno so just in case
    excuse my completly wtf? comment :3 still HAPPI BIRTHDAY!

    6 years ago
  89. I NEED A GURL DEFINITLY

    6 years ago
  90. This was hilARIOUS. Your videos get better every week.

    6 years ago
  91. TAEYANG 4 SURE :)

    PS. I wish you a lovely birthdaay :) My friend’s bd is today tooo ;D. She is a regular viewer of your amazing videos :D

    6 years ago
  92. OHHHHHHHHH TAEYANG ALL THE WAYYYY!!! he defenitly has sexier dance moves <3

    p.s happy birthdayyyyy!!!

    6 years ago
  93. taeyang :) btw happy birthday ;D oh and can i request ‘ma boy’ by sistar 19 for ur next vid? ;D

    6 years ago
  94. ps Taeyang’s dance

    6 years ago
  95. happy late birthday

    6 years ago
  96. Taeyang<333333

    6 years ago
  97. hey martina happy bday!!! ~
    Hmmm taeyang oppa is better but Jay oppa is good too~

    6 years ago
  98. OMG MBLAQ REFRENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    YES!!! WIN!!! :D
    That made my day!!! (Listen to my Y!) I love ypur pedestrian dance moves! :)
    Finally:
    HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!

    6 years ago
  99. Happy Birthday Martina :) Taeyang is better, sorry Jay Park.

    6 years ago
  100. I’d go with……. Taeyang’s dance :O <3
    Cause I kinda know some of it and it makes me laugh~ LOL

    6 years ago
  101. Taeyang! And happy birthday Martina! :D

    6 years ago
  102. taeyang!!!! lol

    6 years ago
  103. I like everything about Taeyang’s video better except the dancing…. so I’m going to have to go with Jay Park… but after he dances with the hat for a minute where does it go?? I’m pretty sure it just disappeared.

    6 years ago
  104. My vote goes to Taeyang! :]
    And happy birthday Martina! :D
    Hope it is/was awesome! :]

    6 years ago
  105. My vote goes to Taeyang…
    As for the b-day girl ~
    Like they say :
    Count your life by smiles, not tears.
    Count your age by friends, not years.

    .Sooo be as amazing&outstanding,adorable&sweet as you are,surrounded by nothing less than endless happiness&cheer&LOVE !!!

    6 years ago
  106. OMG, this is beyond hilarious!

    “…with her jibblies hanging all out like that”
    “Would it occur between 1 and 3PM?” Hahahaaa, you guys never stop being so awesome!

    I want to go with Taeyang, he’s literally been Forever Alone for so long now, he definitely deserves the title, lol.

    6 years ago
  107. I’ve sent the link to this to Jay Park’s twitter acct – let’s see if he contacts you in response. Holy Boobs Batman!

    6 years ago
  108. Martina and Simon, I don”t know if you’re following bigbang ang their unit songs/activites even if Martina has a T.O.P fangirl syndrome ^^. But as for this week’s vote an another Taeyang music video would have been wiser. In termes of dance Taeyang “I need a girl” doesn’t really has dance in it. The best taeyang’s dance music video would be “Where U At” which is about searching for a girl so it can be forever alone too XD. But I think one of the saddest, most beautiful/epic/forever alone~~~~~~(….. fiuuu) MV of Taeyang might be “Wedding Dress” which is maybe the most known kpop song (for international kpop fans) ^^. I know that you’re not reviewing old kpop songs and so but please take the time to watch his music video (Wedding Dress) if you haven’t and give me your impressions, i will love to know your opinions about it (dunno why… yes i know because i just love you guys =D), just a few lines are more than enough ^^.

    (Ps: i will study in Canada next year, do you know if there is any koreatown around Montreal ?)

    And everyone pls support Jay Park by purchasing his album, he deserves it after all the hardships he went through =).

    6 years ago
  109. I vote for taeyang for the showdown. He’s lonely!

    6 years ago
  110. happy birthday !! Joyeux anniversaiiire !!!

    I have to vote for Taeyang I listened this song all summer last year and I love the dance he does with Dara like crazy !

    6 years ago
  111. LOL nipple snake and bambi on ice??? damn you guys should of talked about those haha

    6 years ago
  112. Happy Belated Birthday Martina!!!! [: ^_^ :] !!!! @^_^@ (monkey)!!

    For the showdown I vote for Jay Park.

    And for requesting a video, can we request pick SNSD Mr. Taxi (even though technically I guess it’s considered a jpop song). I’d love to see your review on that video!

    6 years ago
  113. i voto for Jay Park too! :)

    6 years ago
  114. happy birthday martina!

    i vote for jay park

    6 years ago
  115. Love = R squared Pie XD Love the UKISS references!
    Haven’t seen the video yet but I did like the song!

    6 years ago
  116. Taeyang <3

    6 years ago
  117. HAPPY BIRTHDAY :DD

    6 years ago
  118. happy birthday martina!! ^_^ and your make-up is totally cool:D and i was wondering why you look especially beatiful in this video, i think it’s because of your birthday:)))

    and omg fantastic elastic gag:D it makes me laugh whenever i heard it:D it’s like a classic now:DDD i love ‘the english’ part of this music monday’s:D

    btw i vote for block b – freeze for the next episode:D

    6 years ago
  119. TAEYANG!

    6 years ago
  120. TAEYANG!!! <3

    6 years ago
  121. Jay Park!, cuz Taeyang wasn’t exactly abandoned…
    lol, it would be totally cool if JAY PARK saw your video~
    you guys are so funny, you make my day everyday!!!

    6 years ago
  122. I liked both but i’m gonna vot for……TAEYANG!
    he never had a girlfriend so he portrayed that ‘forever alone feeling’ very well xD
    gotta love simonandmartina and those 2 foreveralonebutgoodlookingmen :D

    6 years ago
  123. fun

    Happy Birthdayyyy… and TaeYang, even though he is not really abandoned.

    6 years ago
  124. Jay Park..!

    6 years ago
  125. xD I laughed so much, this was one of your funniest videos ever!!
    I vote for Taeyang as well (the boobs distracted me a bit there..)

    Happy B-day, my brother had also a Birthday yesterday, and I gotta say even though you´re year older than my brother, you look sooo much younger than him.. Must be your good genes / healthy lifestyle (T.O.P= the new youth serum) ) :DD

    6 years ago
  126. TAEYANG IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!

    Oh, and Happy Belated Birthday, Martina ^^

    6 years ago
  127. I vote for TAEYANG because it’s the forever alone edition n__n

    6 years ago
  128. Happy birthday martina!!! (:

    TAEYANG!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S THE BEST!!!!

    6 years ago
  129. Happy birthday Martina!!
    I vote for Jay Park!!!!:)

    6 years ago
  130. Happy Birthday Martina! As far as dances go, Jay Park takes the cake in my opinion.

    6 years ago
  131. Taeyang. Cause I felt he was really abandoned.

    6 years ago
  132. Don’t get me wrong…I love Taeyang, but his dance kind of reminds me of bird learning to fly…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drha5iFL7v4

    gotta go with JAY PARK on this one! <3

    6 years ago
  133. Happy birthday Martina!! And Taeyang totally wins. The dance to the video is awesome. (it sounds cooler speed up, too! lol) ^^ If Taeyang doesn’t find a girl, I’m willing! XDDD

    6 years ago
  134. HAPPY BELATED MARTINA! AND THANKS TO BOTH OF YOU FOR ALL YOU DO. I WANT TO BE A TEACHER IN KOREA SO BAD NOW BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOUR COOL ADVENTURES.

    6 years ago
  135. Jay park the hat stealer!!! Rawr~

    6 years ago
  136. I love Taeyang as a member of BigBang (and cameo b GD, YAY!) but I have to say… Jay Park actually /danced/. Taeyang, despite being known to be a very good dancer, really didn’t. Vote goes to Jay Park for me.

    6 years ago
  137. I love both of em’ but i vote for JAY PARK~!!! He’s one hella of good dancer..oh yeah..forgot..he’s a bboy~ duh~ ahaks~! JAY JAY JAY!!!! TAEYANG I still LOVE U~!!!

    6 years ago
  138. TAEYANGG!! <3 He's well known for being forever alone (:

    6 years ago
  139. LOL.BOOOOOOOOOBS!!!
    :D
    <3

    6 years ago
  140. First…Happy B-day again to Martina (I tweeted too) but one can never have enough birthday wishes ~I like to celebrate for a week~ :)
    Then….it took the second viewing of the video to ‘get’…80085 outta 5 – spells BOOBS. HA! (very sneaky and clever)
    Also, just my personal opinion, it’s not that Korean & American R&B are so different (R&B is my ALL time favorite genre of music, btw)…it’s this: Koreans take success models and imitate them, but this often leaves them imitating the past, or proven success. 2VXQ’s Before You Go and others like it are ‘classic’ R&B — Jay Park is doing ‘current’ trend R&B. Anyway, that’s just what my ears are hearing, doesn’t mean I’m right.
    Lastly…dance moves. I gotta go with Taeyang. He’s one of the few performers today who has that IT-factor with dance like a Golden Era master…further back than Michael Jackson…like Fred Astaire & Gene Kelly era – his *fluidity* for lack of a better word is World Class. A++

    6 years ago
  141. I love Taeyang, but Jay Park.

    6 years ago
  142. About it sounding like American music. The beginning of the song sounded so similar to me that I heard the beginning several times before figuring out where i heard it. Chris Brown’s video forever. Okay, the beginning of his video may not sound similar to Jay Park, but keep listening until it gets to the chorus. Chris brown’s chorus and the beginning of Jay Park video sounds similar. Here, Ill even give u the link. That’s why it sounded american. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sMKX22BHeE

    6 years ago
  143. Is the cute elmo party hat and all the pretty balloons because you were celebrating your birthday?

    Happy Birthday Martina

    6 years ago
  144. definately vote for jay….

    6 years ago
  145. vote Tae Yang!!!!!

    6 years ago
  146. Gotta vote Jay Park. He was rockin’ the moves in the music video. :)

    6 years ago
  147. Lmao!! I love your reviews!!

    Im voting JAY PARK because he has so many recognisable moves, a novice can do them, plus i prefer his dancing style

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTINA!!

    6 years ago
  148. Jay Park all the way! >)

    6 years ago
  149. Tae Yang!

    6 years ago
  150. Great review as usual!!! :P
    Well, i’m gonna vote for Taeyang just becuase when Martina name the Forever Alone Edition! the first thing in my head was: Oh! Taeyang! He’s my favorite forever alone anyway :)

    6 years ago
  151. Both dances are too much different, but I got to say that I’m fan of Shaun Evaristo, the official choreographer of Taeyang, so I have to choose Taeyang’s dance.
    Thanks for make my monday more happy :D

    6 years ago
  152. Jay Park!

    6 years ago
  153. I vote Jay Park simply because I’m sick of Taeyang’s I need a girl. And Jay has a sexier body~

    6 years ago
  154. My vote goes to Taeyang..!!

    6 years ago
  155. When it comes to being ‘FOREVER ALONE’, I think Taeyang is your man. I mean, he’s actually famous for being alone all his life…poor guy :(

    THAT’S COS HE HASNT MET ME :D

    Anyway that aside, awesome vid, I lol’ed at Jay Park’s cameo bit :p

    6 years ago
  156. Oh, and thanks for upgraded comment box!

    6 years ago
  157. Happy Birthday Martina! :) Awesome vid, though it was not on the song I wanted, boohoo ;__; But, let’s all vote for Park Bom this time :D HAAAAAA…(Insert A times trillion)…AAA! And Taeyang wins this one for me & thanks for the backstage videos with Taeyang cutely bouncing around and TOP marching coolly by! They’re awesome and so are you guys :)

    6 years ago
  158. Taeyang!

    6 years ago
  159. TAEYANG!!!! Taeyang Taeyang Taeyang!!!!! TAEYANG!!!!!!

    I have a slight crush on Taeyang… and Feliz cumpleanos Martina! :D

    6 years ago
    • Ya know, I just got thinking… I should rethink the spelling of my name in Hangul… like the character for “K” so someone doesn’t ever call me Gary…?

      6 years ago
  160. Dan

    First off …. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTINA !! And you don’t know how happy I was to hear the start of this video … boobs … big ones even … in Korea?? Oh the mind wanders. But awesome job, yet again. I think I will have to work on my math skills – maybe that is what my “game” is missing. I took Calc II in school .. does that mean I have more or less chance of scoring?? Just wondering. And thanks for picking up on the whole “take a guy’s hat and then rub it on your male body” kind of akwardness. When I first saw that I was like ….. ummmm, what was that??
    And as always …….. VIVA LA SPUDGY!!!!

    6 years ago
  161. I so love I need a girl. So I vote for Taeyang. :>
    Guys can you please do a review on I need a girl by Taeyang? Puhplese? ;;)
    Happy Birthday Martina, :D
    May your wishes and dreams come true. :)
    Love you. :D

    6 years ago
  162. Definitely Taeyang, the moves he makes is super cute, sweet like candy moves. They go great with the song and fits the lyrics exceptionally well…

    And how could you say no with cute moves like that…

    Heh heh boobs… Sorry got sidetracked… ~(^ ^ )/

    6 years ago
  163. I vote for taeyang and sandara <3

    6 years ago
  164. OMg..hahaha all the boobs in one paragraph XD I didn’t know that could happen XD oh well. can’t blame you ^_^

    6 years ago
  165. jay park!

    6 years ago
  166. [email protected] bit. That sounded dirty, Simon!

    I guess that will have to be in your next “How to dance Kpop” video!

    @Nor Nazia Kasah : sorry, you seem to have picked the wrong Park this week. Better luck next one?

    6 years ago
  167. I almost had a panic attack when simon went out shouting “HAAAA”
    I vote for JAY’S ABANDONED~ whooo

    6 years ago
  168. Happy Birthday Martina!!!!!!!!!!!
    I vote for Taeyang and ………..Dara

    6 years ago
  169. I vote for Taeyang
    And Happy Birthday Martina (O_O)/

    6 years ago
  170. Taeyang is the best! :)

    6 years ago
  171. you know what?
    i’m a BUCHEONER!!

    BUCHEON city~♪
    such a beautiful disease~♪♪

    BUCHEON city~♪
    you are my beautiful~♪
    such a beautiful disease~♪♪

    6 years ago
  172. “But know this Park Jay Bum, we tend to be a lot harder on native english speakers. So if I ever hear any fantastic lasic super sonic hypertonic give it to my y make a love baby if you want a pretty *dramatic pause* you’re going down. We will drink you’re milkshake.” That was just genius Simon!!!! I loved it!!!! haha. The forever alone dance I prefer is TaeYang’s “I Need A Girl” And HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTINA!!!!!!!

    6 years ago
  173. Haha! Me too! I thought Jay was trying to sing in a pure korean accent but couldn’t really do it :) He sounds american! And the Where did you go oh oh oh oh confused me too! Point point point point. What the hell is he trying to say? lol I love jay! I am a shameless fangirl.

    6 years ago
  174. It’s a really tough choice since both the music style and the dance style…. and the singer styles are soooo simillar between JP and Taeyang…..BUT I’ll vote for Jay Park since he deserves the love <3
    But really, even their heights are similar -.-

    6 years ago
  175. Happy Birthday, Martina! ^O^

    aaand yeah, I vote for Taeyang ^^

    6 years ago
  176. jay park

    6 years ago
  177. wz

    jay!great moves!agree with not-complicated-&-recognizable-dance moves ;)
    i totally love this song!

    6 years ago
  178. Jay park ♥

    6 years ago
  179. HAHA, I taught the same thing, boobs!
    And why didn’t you comment on the epic “kissing-dance-moves”? at about 3min 50sec in to the song. I was sure you would :p But I agree, the video was cool, but there were something missing at the end.

    6 years ago
  180. Happy Birthday Martina! ^^

    Ohhh yeahh I vote for Taeyang! ;)

    6 years ago
  181. Taeyang!
    Happy birthday, Martina!!

    6 years ago
  182. That ‘American’ feeling you guys are getting is probably because Jay’s American friend produced the song :)

    6 years ago
  183. taeyang! :P

    6 years ago
  184. It’s sad that I wasn’t wondering what was with your ridiculous hat. haha

    6 years ago
  185. Probably got abandoned at 03:30. She died.
    A movie by M. Night Shyamalan.

    6 years ago
  186. uhh forgot to vote. LOL

    JAY PARK FTW!

    6 years ago
  187. JWz

    who is teyenga?

    6 years ago
  188. TAEYANG :)

    6 years ago
  189. Thanks for the review! you guys are funny! and yes we jwalkerz noticed the boobs! i mean…how can we not when their THAT close to Jay -_-” hahahaha jk jk. i called the distracted driver dance as ‘The Point Point Point Point Dance’ haha
    and Happy Birthday to Martina!~ ^^

    6 years ago
  190. Yay! Happy Birthday!!! ^^
    I voted for Taeyang ^^

    6 years ago
  191. thanks for reviewing abandoned. it’s so well written and funny! keep up the good work~

    6 years ago
  192. TAEYANG !!!

    6 years ago
  193. thanks for reviewing Abandoned. you made jwalkerz happy! :D

    6 years ago
  194. Era

    Haha… your review is epic. And it’s an interesting perspective to look at ..haha…we like the Distracted Driver move.

    Thanks for reviewing Jay Park”s Abandoned!

    6 years ago
  195. haha you guys are so funny. I am constantly laughing… anyways loved the vid

    6 years ago
  196. love your video, but why did you add the ‘2PM’ tag?

    6 years ago
  197. <3 love you guys!
    Music monday is a perfect break from studying my korean midterms here at Yonsei.. urgh.. gimme strength! :D 힘내!.
    How are your Korean comming along? :D

    6 years ago