Soy un Dorito!


Yes, Taemin at 2:08 says, in Spanish, that he’s a Dorito. Well, he probably doesn’t…but it sounds like he does!

Ok: less talk about Doritos, more about the awesomeness of this song. For starters, we’ve read some comments from people who were upset by the song and found it disappointing, which is shocking to us, because this song – to us – is one of their catchiest songs. It could be because we’ve only really gotten into SHINee since Lucifer. I mean, we liked SHINee before Lucifer, but we weren’t really Shawols. Side note: we don’t know how to pronounce Shawols. We keep on saying “Shawls” and think of scarfs. Anyhow, the whole point that we’re trying to get at is that maybe because we weren’t dedicated die-hard SHINee fans for a long time, maybe everyone else was expecting something different/more from SHINee? I don’t know. We’re totally digging the song and we’re happy that SHINee’s finally made their comeback.

Otherwise: we went on another Engrish rant here. We’re happy that SHINee didn’t fantastic elastic anything in the song, but that newspaper at the end was just absurd. Did you get a good look at it? If not, here it is:

SHINee Sherlock Newspaper

Shinee jewelry found 3:00 am yesterday Louis had found them in the museum is a jewel.

BBBBABABABBRRFGGGHH! What is this nonsense? Why would SM include this part? Who’s it for? We’re not Korean, so we don’t know how Korean people will react to seeing this. Maybe “oh! It looks cool”? I don’t know. But for those of you English speakers: how can you look at this and NOT cringe? This is unnecessarily bad. And – come the hell on – SM’s a freaking multi-million dollar company. Can’t they afford an English speaker? We’re Eatyourkimchi: a nowhere-close-to-being-million-dollar-worth company, and we can dole out the money for a Korean translator. And our Korean audience is surely smaller than SM’s English speaking audience. Why can’t SM do the same for their foreign audience?

Side note: the headline for the 1910 article was hilarious. A) March 23rd 1910 is a Wednesday, not a Friday, like the article suggested (we checked) and B) Stupidest article ever. It’s an article about being the most beautiful woman and jewelry? Who would write an article about that?

Writer: “Hey Boss! I got a great idea for our main headline for tomorrow’s news: here’s a picture of a hot chick in front of some jewelry”
Boss: “Wow that’s bloody brilliant! Write some nonsensical drivel about it and I’ll publish it without spellchecking!”
Writer: “Deal! Gee Boss, you’re the best Boss ever!”

Ok enough of that. The plot for the video sucked, but the song was awesome and so was the dancing. I mean, come on! You don’t have to be a Kpop fanatic to respect the dancing. Sure, some of it looks silly, like the Russian peacock dance, which we happen to personally like, but when you see SHINee moving with each other in line, popping out of line, grabbing each others arms…you know you’re witnessing something pretty impressive. Seriously: SHINee can freaking dance.

Altogether, we’re so impressed by SHINee’s comeback that we felt compelled to go out and buy a couple of albums to give away for you all. Want to win them? All you gotta do is tell us your favorite part of the dance and your clever name for it. Boom! It’s that easy. You can do so over at Facebook in the Contest Thread, or here in the comments. If you’re gonna post it here in the comments to this post, though, make sure you add your YouTube username so we can make sure you’ve subscribed to us, of course! Woot!

Otherwise, if you’d like to pick up the album on your own, you can do so through iTunes, or by going through YesAsia. Woot!


Also, we’d like to apologize for all the confusion over the KpopCharts for the past two weeks. We were in Japan last weekend, and we thought we’d have enough juice to come back and make a video, but helllll Japan exhausted us – in a good way, mind you – but we were still too pooped to make a decent Music Monday. And, yes, we know that the counters keep on crashing. We’ve got a developer working on fixing it (but it ain’t easy. You all just looooooove crashing our servers). Hopefully it’ll be fixed soon!

On a less serious note: Bloopers! Doesn’t Simon make the best Taemin? Ooooh! You so nayusty!


And, lastly, if you’d like to rock out to our awesome instrumental rendition of SHINee’s “Sherlock: (not sure why you would because it sucks!) you can do so here:

  1. What about when Min-ho says “Binata” but it totally sounds like “pinata”. I blame you for this, Simon. I cannot stop speaking Spanish with my Shinee!

  2. Oh yeah, LOVE the russian peacock dance…

  3. Where was this song all my life? I seriously, seriously need to get with the program. The harmony, melodic shape and even the choreography has serious MJ undertones and I LOVE MJ!!!! Ah yes, KPOP…we were talking about kpop. I totally agree about the breakdown of the party detective story. MUrder mystery time! That dancing was so badass though. Sooo high energy!

  4. I was at the MAMA concert in Hong Kong this year. I screamed “SOY UN DORITOOOO” as loud I could in SHINee’s performance of Sherlock. My friend looked at me like I was crazy. She learnt Spanish :P

  5. poor taemin. why would they put that thing on his head?

  6. ´O .o` OH POR DIOS!!! es el fantasma de la difunta novia de Junsu en Heven!!! (^_^ jejeje)

    ´O. o ` OH MY GOSH!!! is the ghost of the dead girlfriend of Junsu in “Heven”!!! (^_^ jejeje)

  7. Taemin hair extensions!! my vote :D

  8. i vote GD’s hair! its so cool!

  9. Shawol is a combined and shortened word from SHINee World. So it should be pronounced Sha-wol. I admit I am a great fan but as we don’t have their official fan club in Japan, so I am not an official shawol… but maybe just another SHINee girl!

  10. its saying OH IM CIROUS YEAH it keeks repting

  11. I’m voting for Taemin’s hair because honestly, GD looks creepy. Oh, and my favorite dance move is right after Key’s bunny hop straight into the crouch then Minho pop’s out in all his of his Korean gloriousness. He’s like “BAM!!! I AM MINHO!! COME SEE ME!!! I DARE YOU!!!!” *cue his air punches* I call it the Surprise Flame Attack…honestly what else can you call it? ‘Minho beats the shit out of you if you defy him?’ actually, i like that, so yeah, I WANT THAT DISC…! XD

  12. Oh god. I….

    I usually watch all your videos. All of them! You’re fun and I appreciate your opinion about stuff in Korea, specially now that you have the wank section. I came across your blog when I was starting in Kpop fandom. I’m a huge TVXQ fan (five members TVXQ) and I like SHINee quite a lot too.

    It has been weeks since Sherlock came out, weeks since you reviewed it. I can’t stop hearing “Soy un dorito”!!! I hadn’t processed the sounds before you said it and now… the song is so… hilarious! I’m Spanish! I should have heard it!

    Thank you so much for all the laughs! Even if won’t be able to keep a straight face whenever I see/play Sherlock… xDDD I think your blog is really great!

  13. god i laughed my ass off when you pointed out that if the unfolding line dance sequence was done by suju or exo they would be vomiting in the end… hahahaha.. this is what i love about you guys… the witty and funny lines…. hahaha.. still can’t get over it… XD

    and the recent videos i find funnier when you curse… hahaha… XD just so cute.. 

  14. My favorite part of the dance is at :19 of the dance version of Sherlock and I would call it “Super Slow Motion Running Man”, and curtsy to Simon for inspiring the name of this dance…..super slow motion and I vote for GD!~ My YouTube user name is: bunny12400

  15. on this video (SHINee sherlock only dance ver)0:09 La matrioska (is the doll with more dolls inside XD, they look like doll XD)0:32 DIRECTION OF DRUNK because all points on different sides0:46 SEPARATING IN THE WATER (like Cristo XD)

  16. GD hair!!! that beginning scene where he looks like a demented cross between rapunzel and beetlejuice was totally epic XD

  17. My favorite part of this review was when Simon put himself in ghostly harms way to save befuddled Spudgy.

  18. My favorite dance move in SHINee’s Sherlock is at the beginning of the music video where they do that awesome spin i would call it SPIN OF THE NEW BEGINNING because it’s there come back and that move is the one they start of with and it’s a really strong move and there trying to show there new self ‘s with that strong move in the beggining of the music video PLEASE READ MY COMMENT and my youtube account is kuroblackdarkness XD    

  19. My favorite dance move is a close tie!  The first is SHINee dragging their fingers on the floor, which I call “the persnickety poke.”

    Jonghyun: who didn’t sweep the floor, b*tches?
    Key: You were supposed to do it!
    Jonghyun: Whatever! You’re not my umma!

    The second is the famous, lovable “Heil SHINee! goose step.” Seriously–the first time I watched the dance, that part immediately reminded me of footage from the Third Reich. :P  

    My youtube name is polkadotdoor99

  20. GD! Totally he’s by baby <3

  21. Hm… At the beginning, after the whirlwind of flying hair, they have the stomping the beetle into the ground. :) Ksakano0713 is my youtube username!

  22. YouTube Name = HeartTheMightyBoosh 

    & Also, Hmm I Can’t decide which dance part i like best , But ill choose the beginning of it when they un-twirl themselves from within the line & I would name it Shawolocked ( I had many ideas but i chose this one mainly because of the “Shawol” ;D Anyway ,The meaning behind is it is because it looked as if each member was a lock bolt & they Unlocked themselves :P & basically it locks all their Shawols into the video (:

    & I vote for Taemin’s Hair >‿◕.-Fighting!

  23. My favorite part in the dance was at 0:28-0:34 adn I would call it “The nazi march”

    Because that was Actually how  the nazi marched…:) 

    my youtube name is Samdeming11

  24. I vote GD!!!! Sorry Taemin but your extensions are very noticeable and your long hair looked sexier in Lucifer than in this one :P GD’s hair is just too awesome and colorful and oooooo!!!!! xD

  25. Vote: Wow~ Fantastic, baby!

    Oh woooow I love the song!!! Though as a Sherlock Holmes fanatic, I laughed pretty hard while watching the video xD I wonder how Jessica didn’t get fed up. Actually, maybe she did and possessed a dog to drag them in there. :D

  26. tee-hee thanks a lot for making me hear -soy un dorito- over and over again, i just couldn’t resist… :P:


  27. In the practice video :from 1:16 to 1:20 and i’m gonna call it “We need to go slooooooooooooowly from here to here” 


  29. Oh yeah! My favorite part was this:

    I call it… “STOMP THE COCKROACH WHO WASN’T DEAD YET” move. Hoho.YT Username: dilagangforeverKudos Eat your kimchi! :)

  30. OMG!! Where do you announce the winners??? >< I am a n00b OTL

  31. Oh yeah! SHINee made it! I am so happy yet so nervous about your review guys! I’ve been taking note on some parts of the video which I think you’ll notice too. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a SHINee fan and I am as excited as much as other Shawols. Yay SHINee! SHINee’s baaaack!:)

    YT Username: dilagangforever (ikr, my username sucks) 



    3:40- “MY BODY IS READY”

    hehe when are you announcing the winners?

  33.  1:21 FEET ON FIRE

    1:24 IN PAINTING

    1:56 SOY UN DORITO (LOL)

    2:45 SHINee HALLYU

  34.  on this video (SHINee sherlock only dance ver)
    0:09 La matrioska (is the doll with more dolls inside XD, they look like doll XD)

    because all points on different sides

    0:46 SEPARATING IN THE WATER (like Cristo XD)

  35.  on this video (SHINee sherlock only dance ver)
    0:09 La matrioska (is the doll with more dolls inside XD, they look like doll XD)

    because all points on different sides

    0:46 SEPARATING IN THE WATER (like Cristo XD)

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