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BECAUSE I NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!

Yes, yes you were SM. Shame on you for giving us the high expectations of a fresh and crazy upcoming Super Junior music video with Siwon in his green underpants. Do you realize how many hearts have been broken? How many daydreams have been shattered? What was the point of those terribly misleading teaser photos? We were sure this was going to be the Super Junior epic movie answer to TVXQ’s “Before You Go” but NO! NOTHING NEW! Were we the only ones disappointed? GIVE ME THE UNDERPANTS DANCE!–> screams Martina

Plus, right off the bat, we were like “OH NOES!!! when we first heard the song” Come on! It’s not easy for English speakers to overlook lines like this. It’s the first thing you hear in the song, bad Engrish. Come on, SM! You’re doing a lot to promote Kpop internationally, and we respect that, but for those people who aren’t diehard ELFs, and not into Kpop, and are trying to get their way into it, lines like this are a bit alienating. People will laugh right away, and you don’t want that. Not everyone will laugh, of course. Like we said, your fan base will support you no matter what, but newbies might not be as forgiving. Know what we’re saying? Just, really, hire an English speaker, for like, 20 bucks, to look over the lyrics. Some people will even do it for free! Hell, we would! BECAUSE WE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!

But enough about that. It might have an Engrish verse to it, but it’s still a funky song. It was a bit abrasive for us at first. It seemed like the bridge came out of nowhere, rather than growing out of the song. Know what we’re saying? The singing’s fine for it and all, but it’s just the beat seemed to change frequently before you could grasp the song. But, now that we’ve listened to the song a bunch of times, it’s settled with us a lot more, and we’ve been singing the whole “BEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEENEE NEENEE” part a lot.

Also, we mentioned in the video how some people complained that there isn’t really much in this video, how it’s just a bunch of well-dressed guys dancing in a oddly-lit room, which is exactly what we said about the Super Junior M “Perfection” video a while ago. But, now that we think about it, these are really the only kind of Super Junior videos we’ve ever really seen from them. Weren’t Bonamana and Sorry Sorry the same? We know that Super Junior has other videos out, for sure, but we weren’t into Kpop enough back then to know of these videos. Seems like the best Super Junior videos, then, are just the “hey let’s dance in a room” videos, and if that’s their thing then, well, that’s their thing. It might not be a lot for us to talk about, but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it, right?

To enter for your chance to win the new Super Junior “Mr. Simple” album, all you have to do is tell us which was your favourite of the teaser pictures for Mr. Simple. If you haven’t seen them up close, prepare thyself. Here it is:

Super-Junior-Mr.-Simple-Teaser

Super Junior is really...colorful

Let us know which of these you liked the most and why. We’ll pick one winner from the answer that we like the most, either for its profundity or humour. Best of luck!

Also, we’ve been hearing people complain about how difficult it is to find Kpop CDs especially if you’re overseas, so we decided that we’re going to try to help in what little way we can by having more CD giveaways. You can always buy the album from YesAsia if you have a credit card – they’re good for shipping CDs internationally – but if you don’t do online shopping then you’re in a bit of a fix.

We buy the CDs ourselves and ship them out ourselves as well, so we can’t really be giving out hundreds of CDs at once, but we still want to thank you all for sticking with us and supporting us. Thanks guise!

And so, if you want to enter the contest, you can do so here as well. The contest is for people who have subscribed to our YouTube channel, so if you’re a subscriber make sure you leave your YouTube name with your comment here. Woot woot!

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  1. Priya Shields

    So there’s this football game blaring and my mom and dad turn it off…. right as Simon goes “BONERAMA BONERAMA BONERAMA” on full volume.

  2. haha i laughed the first time i saw their teaser photos XD
    but i actually don’t mind yesung’s as much
    … alright i may be a bit bias but i can’t help it :’((

  3. We love Super Junior, even if I did anything

    I’ll kill you if increased talk bad about Super Junior

  4. nsong2005

    Watch No Other and It’s You!!! They are not your typical well-dressed-guys-dancing-in-an-oddly-lit-room Suju videos. They’re out in the open and there are storylines!

  5. Anonymous

    Bahaha the Spudgy’s part was so funny ^_^

  6. Anonymous

    It’s so difficult to choose!!!!!>_< I always loved KyuHyun from the start, but YeSung looks so much hotter than Kyu. Kyaa!!Xo (and yes I'm Mexican….(akward silence)haha^_^) I don't know!! Ok. No matter what I love Kyu,but this time I HAVE to go with (drum roll) YeSung!!!!
    1st reason is is that he's just gorgeous the way he is.
    2) Yesung wears that nice hat and pink spotted shirt so nice and by nice I mean nice~. You know what I mean. *wink* hehehe.
    3) Yesung's pose is flipping awesome!!! I love it. It's so simple(hahaha)and original, but yet he looks super duper cool.
    4) This has nothing to do with the picture, but this reason I have to say. His PERSONALITY is so crazy an weird, but it's so cute and adorable!!!! That's actually how I fell for him. Hahaha.^o^
    Also Ryeo is adorable on his pic. The thing that catched my eye the most is his super stylish glasses and the fluffy thing that he's holding. Just wanted to put that 'cause I read a few comments and I felt bad for Ryeo even though he has billions of ELF fans supporting him. (Like me!!!) Hehe. -^^- But I <3 each member (Zhou-Mi and Henry too of course.)equaly and every ELF in the world will always support and love Super Junior 15 forever.

    Love them.
    13eleive in them.
    10ve the remaining 10.
    Protect the missing 3.

    Youtube name is: SaranghaeKpopworld
    (Of course)^_^ Have a good one Simon and Martina!! <3 you an keep making funny videos and your fans will always support and love you!!!

  7. Love Kyuhyun’s photo the best!

    And I guess the reason why that Super Junior’s MV look SAME all the time after their peak “Sorry,Sorry” is that SM Entertainment doesn’t really pay much attention on creating something new toward SJ! They pay attention on other groups more!Just guess :P!

  8. my favorite picture of mr.simple is Yesung because it looks sexy and looks good with shirt leopard print pink ^^

  9. Yep, I still prefer the A-Cha video after going back and seeing this one a few times.

    It’s really too bad that a fun band like Super Junior so frequently gets stuck with mispronounced English lyrics that would be very easy to correct.

  10. siwon’s bounce point point point point dance is so saturday night fever. is it in every mv? is it bad that i get bored of suju? it’s such a repetitive beat. i liked sjm’s super girl and perfection better.. =(

  11. My favourite teaser picture of Mr. Simple is Sungmin! Why? First of all, he looks the nicest. Secondly, I love how the ‘blink blink’ gun position! HAHAHA, I feel it is a bit funny when I see the gun is in his pants! OMG. And, the background colour of his is sapphire blue. When I see the colour, I think of many moments of mine with Super Junior (the concert, the fanmeet aww ♥) I think that’s all? :D*good luck to myself* *pray* 
    youtube username: joeyheehyuk

  12. OMG I almost choked on my own spit when I saw  Leeteuk’s picture. It is like the epitome of greatness. I don’t what part is better. Are the bleached blond bangs that make his hair look like helmet? Or the below-boob multicolored band? Or the fact that he apparently ran out of clothes hangers at his house and is now forced to wear every jacket he own all the time? Its all so ridiculous that its almost beautiful.

  13. I agree. The English in the lyrics is just sooo…ugh, nevermind.>_< but it's a very addictive song.

  14. Oh no its the colorful gangster here to kill all who are less colorful! I like Shin DOng’s cus he makes color look gangster. “what did you say, fool. Rainbow Bright is my girlfriend.”

  15. Anonymous

    does someone noticed when eunhyuk penis bulge at 3:30 at the music video? check it out!

  16. 6:20…. the spit of frustration… HAHAHA

  17. I LOVE RYEOWOOK THE MOST! Which kpop idol can carry those feathers used to dust the windows and yet look so cute and prefect?~ <3
    And the picture also means, those feathers, the simple and basic thing to clean the windows(haha), Super Junior can use the simplistic to make them look so wonderful and make people look at then in awe.
    Like Eunhyuk wearing a red coat and even with his eyes covered(hehe) he still look so awesome and handsome!
    user: cvbnm111 

  18. Anonymous

    I like Heechul’s the most. Heechul is Forever the Rebel of Super Junior, always doing his own thing. While everyone does the hands out “We are Super Juni-OYO” thing he just stands there and does peace signs ^^ His picture is another example. While everyone gets guns, feather boas, ropes, fishnets, and tight green underpants he looks like he just stepped out of a Willie Wonka movie! With the different font from everyone else’s, and no feathers, fur, fishnets, or wigs it shows just how much of a rebel he is ^^

  19. i love shindong pics because it shows the charisma of super junior despite his size.this photo shows that suju is an untouchable  legend that is different from other kpop bands.but it also applies to other photos^^.hwaiting suju

  20. I like Donghae’s cuz it looks like he smells something bad. 

  21. Yesung. Super hot guy in….. pink….. leopard print? And he can still pull it off. That, my dear friends, is talent.

  22. Yesung. Super hot guy in….. pink….. leopard print? And he can still pull it off. That, my dear friends, is talent.

  23. Yesung. Super hot guy in….. pink….. leopard print? And he can still pull it off. That, my dear friends, is talent.

  24. My favorite teaser photo was Heechul’s. Its simple. Exactly like the title of the album. I think that it actually fit the concept and that is why it is my favorite. The rest are too… out there.. They didn’t fit the simple concept like Heechul’s. 

  25. My favorite teaser photo was Siwon’s, because it was the one I lingered on the most. No, not because of the SHIABSPLEASEKILLMEI’MDYINGWHATISAIR, but because of the thingy that’s under his foot. Is it a helment? Is it an iron ball? If it is a helment, why is he dressed like a soccer player? So many unexplained things are going on in this picture~ ♥

  26. My favorite teaser photo was Siwon’s, because it was the one I lingered on the most. No, not because of the SHIABSPLEASEKILLMEI’MDYINGWHATISAIR, but because of the thingy that’s under his foot. Is it a helment? Is it an iron ball? If it is a helment, why is he dressed like a soccer player? So many unexplained things are going on in this picture~ ♥

  27. My favorite teaser photo was Siwon’s, because it was the one I lingered on the most. No, not because of the SHIABSPLEASEKILLMEI’MDYINGWHATISAIR, but because of the thingy that’s under his foot. Is it a helment? Is it an iron ball? If it is a helment, why is he dressed like a soccer player? So many unexplained things are going on in this picture~ ♥

  28. Anonymous

    I love Heechul’s teaser photo because he’s still lookin’ like a young mad naughty naughty hatter with enough enthusiasm to please a hyena.

    youtube: adianezcrashedit

  29. glamorous_mez

    I like Ryeowook’s teaser photo…simply because his pants look like they belong on a Spanish exotic dancer….

  30. I like Eunhyuk’s teaser photo. He really looks like the Korean version of The Empire State… He is the best..

  31. I like Eunhyuk’s teaser photo. He really looks like the Korean version of The Empire State… He is the best..

  32. I like Eunhyuk’s teaser photo. He really looks like the Korean version of The Empire State… He is the best..

  33. loooooooooool.. I like this and agree on the point of focusing on the faces and shoulders in this video and that there is no relationship between the teaser and the real MV. I always like your ideas Simon and Martina.. and BIG HUG AND THANK YOU. Really like your opinions even when you criticize some people I love. I still agree with you cause you are saying the truth. No one is perfect.
    Actually I do not hate super junior but I want you guys to have a closer look at their skills as singers and dancers not as MCs of DJs or comedians. I mean as singers and dancers again. Believe me you will find, around 3 members are able to sing well and around 4 members are able to dance well and if we take a closer look we find just 2. I do not understand why the big number is.. Unless you look at the pretty faces….. maybe.. if you want to understand me well have a look at some other bands like 2pm and see that the whole group is capable of dancing and have a look at Big bang and see also how talented they are.. sorry if I offend SuJu fans. I am just trying to be objective… I really like the talented members of SuJu but what is the job of the rest???. Do not we need the art???? not the pretty  faces and sexy muscles..

  34. I like Leeteuk’s teaser pic because he look like an annoyed gangster that was forced to wear colorful clothes. xDD

  35. I like Leeteuk’s teaser pic because he look like an annoyed gangster that was forced to wear colorful clothes. xDD

  36. Personally i dun think the song has an identity crisis as such. Its more like its trying to represent Super Junior as a whole, and u have to admit its pretty accurate. Its crazy, messy, all over the place but funky and AWESOME at the same time. ^^

  37. Aigoo… “Because I naughty, naughty”? Really?  It isn’t even that hard to make this one kind of work “Because I’m naughty, naughty” — but I think “Engrish” is part of K-pop’s charm… ;-)

  38. Anonymous

    can you guys speak korean helll noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  39. Anonymous

    SIMON DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT FASHION

  40. Anonymous

    IT IS A MUSIC VIDEO NOT A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Anonymous

    IT IS A MUSIC VIDEO NOT A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. Anonymous

    Hi my name is E.L.F and i don’t CARE if you hate super junior or not but saying bad thing about super junior is not good get a white friend DO U KNOW WHAT THAT IS JUST MEAN  THEY ARE NOT EVEN CANADIAN OR AMERICAN AND IS IT NOT SUPER JUNIOR’S FAULT IT IS SM’S WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT DANCE MOVES THIS VIDEO GETS WROST YOU I CAN SEEE THAT YOU REALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~ HATE SUPER JUNIOR ONCE AGAIN I DONT CARE IF YOU HATE THEM BUT SAYING BAD ABOUT THEIR MUSIC IS JUST MEAN AND MAKING VIDEO WITH YOUR OPINON DOESN’T MATTER BUT SAYING BAD STUFF IS NOT GOOD AND THIS VIDEO IS NOT GETTING THEM ANY GOOD IMAGES ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN THEIR 5TH ALUM IS THAT WHAT YOUR TRYING TO DO I THOUGH YOU GUYS WERE GOOD BUT THIS VIDEO CHANGES MY MINE AND I AM GOING TO SHOW THIS VIDEO TO ALL THE KOREAN ELFS SO THEY WILL HAVE BETTER IDEA OF HOW YOU GUYS ARE PUTTING THEM DOWN!!

    • Anonymous

      You seem pressed. By the way, your butthurt is showing.

    • I know this is 3 months overdue but nonetheless… I’m a diehard ELF and a huge, huge fan and supporter of this blog, and still am AFTER having seen this video. I’m sorry to say that for the very first time I am ashamed to call myself an ELF because of what you said here. I’ve heard K-ELF are insanely crazy about their fandom and have been known to make threats to people who talk bad about SJ but this is a little much. Where did Simon and Martina say “ZOMG IT’S ALL SJ’S FAULT!1111!1!11!” Pretty sure they call out their COMPANY, S.M Entertainment.
      Don’t you agree with them that SJ DESERVES to have an actual MV much like It’s You, No Other, even Marry U had a story to it. I love watching those pretty boys dance like it’s no tomorrow but sometimes a story is really nice.
      We as international fans get a better feel for the music if there’s a story attached to it because of the language barriers we face in not knowing the Korean language. Anyway, don’t blindly threaten Simon and Martina for their opinions.  Did you know that they MET SJ and SJ themselves weren’t even upset about their reviews? Shindong is even a fan of theirs! Have you even looked at their other reviews of SJ’s MV’s? I laughed my ass off and I constantly find myself singing their catchy and funny lyrics when I’m doing house chores. ^^ Maybe you shouldn’t be so quick to judge others on their opinions and actually see the honesty in what they say.

      -Just Another ELF

  43. There are 10 magnificent and drop dead gorgeous guys but I can only pick one? D: Okays, okays. Although I have to admit that Siwon’s picture did arouse some inner fan girl craziness, I would have to stick with the picture of my ULTIMATE bias- Lee Hyukjae aka Eunhyuk. All of my self-control was gone the moment his picture was released and I didn’t know whether to rejoice or to grieve over his long lemony colored hair. It did eventually grow on me and I will undoubtedly support him to the end! Even if the end means his bangs covering his face. Just kidding xD I adore his fashionable red coat/dress(?)  I remember that my initial thought was that maybe someone had given 5 year-old Donghae some crayola crayons and that he had colored all over their teaser pictures. xD But I guess not. Anyways, I pick Eunhyuk’s picture because he’s my favorite and I love the sunny blonde hair paired up with the headband. Thank you so much for this giveaway! FIGHTING!

  44. Anonymous

    can i vote for both?

  45. Anonymous

    can i vote for both?

  46. Anonymous

    can i vote for both?

  47. Tara Limaco

    I like Heechul’s because I pretend he’s the Mad Hatter… a sexy Mad Hatter
    (I know he looks like Willy Wonka but Willy Wonka probably wouldn’t spike anyone’s tea… I like tea)
    and the colour scheme and writing remind me of psychedelic art

    youtube: marmalademcspazotron

  48. lena cintron

    contest is probs over, but I like Siwon’s because it makes me wanna drink lemon lime soda.  So that I can pretend its him. youtube: TheLenajc

  49. Anonymous

    YT: myaukat

    I like Eunhyuk’s picture the most. Why? Because I like Eunhyuk, and I think he likes me too, cause he got my name written on his neck :-))

  50. I’d have to say that Siwon’s photo is my fave~! > w<
    And for a few reasons~
    The first (And the weirdest) reason would be that my friend thinks I'm secretly Siwon in disguise (SSHHH, don't tell anyone).
    You know how he's a 'horse' (according to Henry). well, I'm called the horseho~
    And then when he called himself Captain Choi, I became Captainhorseho; it never ends~
     At one point, I was the interrupingcaptainhorsehothatissecretlyindisguise -.-
    The second reason, and the simpler one, would just be that Siwon is  just one of my favourite SuJu members~
    He's honestly just so dedicated towards everything he does, and he didn't let his parents unsupportive-ness stop him from auditioning, and look where it brought him~! Seriously, he should go to his parents and be like those, "You Mad?" trolls, but then I remembered that he's Siwon and WAY too polite to do so~

    And seriously, just that picture!!~ -UNF-
    He reminds me of Christmas, green thighty whities and a red jacket; sooner or later, he'll go caroling!
    And the disco ball; just two words: retro swagger.

    And now that I think about it, he reminds me of a half dressed tennis player :|

    OH YEAH, my youtube name is elica2105 :)

  51. Anonymous

    YT: peachtree831

    My favourite teaser photo is Yesung all the way!
    Reason? Behind his fedora, suave pose and pink leopard-print tanktop, fellow Suju fans know that he can still break out his ‘awesomely’ quirky dance moves and put a smile on our face.

  52. YT: jellybombjuice

    I like Siwon’s photo ’cause he hot. That is all~
    Okay, I like his photo because it’s green and everything and his socks are cool beans~

  53. YT: Fishyx3HN

    I really like the Teaser from Shindong, because he looks really great with this outfit in contrast to the other members..

  54. Heechul was my favorite, his photo reminds me of a sexy Willy Wonka. XD

  55. Anonymous

    I think they use Engrish because thats what Koreans understand the best. obviously the person who writes it knows since there pages and etc are in English. perfect english
    the use of the english they use is prolly for the understandment[?] of the korean population and other non english speakers. 

  56. I really love Donghae’s photo cz he’s so Sexy and chic  Youtube username; Sakurakiss54

  57. I like Heechul’s photo because he looks like Willy Wonka.

    Youtube username: kmsly1205

  58. Conductor 37

    Youtube handle: conductor637

    My favorite cover is Leeteuk’s. Because he looks like Mr. Spock’s massively rebellious son.

  59. YT suscriber: yuukoichihara7

    Well, my answer is very simple… My favorite cover is very repetitive but I really love the Siwon´s cover is not obvious? XD

    Uhmmm the reason is because is naked, well almost naked, while everyone else come up with a lot of clothes, well loaded, but Mr Siwon is very light, I think the cover that best suits what is simple and clear a very good view of his abs and his…. all the body, yes yes, all the sculptural body worth must present, of course!!

    And to see that they really wanted to get our attention we have placed a fluorescentgreen to Siwon yes yes for us to focus more on him… Oh yeah! and to complement it because not everything is green, they placed a red jacket, do not give the impression that it is a Super Man in underwear? Hell Yeah! *_*

    A Man with a pose I have conquered the world’s top in underwear XD…A good model if you want to study anatomy, or if you just want to delight the eye ^^ 

    Mr.Simple= Mr.Siwon in underwear!!! *_*…

    Greetings and loves from Venezuela Martina and Simon!!! ^^

  60. i subscriber : Cabinfever9 ^^ (kreepy name but i not kreepy) 

    my fav was Heechul :D
     because he looks like a sexy willy wonka n EVERYONE luvs willy wonka right?? 

  61. Anonymous

    YT: coolregina13

    I personally think that Shindong had the best teaser photo… [even though Donghae is my bias there] You must agree, that was rocking that feather boa xD He looks slim … He was rocking that hair-do too ! I mean, he should of kept it what way ! And out of all of them, he had a gun ! That made have some swagg points :D … He had a lot in there that was going on ~ I can’t just name some !~ I love the color blue and his color was blue in here ! No doubt, he deserved to have the best teaser photo !!! Don’t mean to hate on everyone else… I love Super Junior, like all of them even Henry and Zhou Mi ! One last thing, he looked the manliest outta all of em ~

  62. Anonymous

    i vote for super junior best dance super junior win yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

  63. Chris Lee

    YT Username: SJbiased

    Definitely, Siwon’s was by far the best photo! His costume isway Simpler than the rest which I think is the real deal of 5jib, Right? Also, it reveals his most uber-sexual personality mostly of his hard-rock chocolate ABS, manly chiseled thighs, his funky browish hair, and his epic-green-socks-green-boxer-plus-green-neon-shoes made him more eye-catching. And the overall photo made him looked like super-hot football player David Beckham. He’s so uber naughty, naughty! Grr…RAWR!

  64. Anonymous

    i think elf came soo late any way i vote for super junior best dance 

  65. Anonymous

     super junior is better than beast 546845646874867489574896 time i vot for super junior

  66. Anonymous

    i vote for super junior for the best dance

  67. Anonymous

    the best dance is mr. simple its sooo cute i don’t like beast dance that much

  68. Anonymous

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  69. Anonymous

     i vot for super junior best dance eveeeeeeer

  70. Anonymous

    for the showdown i vote for super junior mr. simple zumbi dance 

  71. hi there! I’m a subscriber, ChiaKairi on yt XP

    welll….
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    ………….. GNGNNGNGN
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    ……..SUSPAAAAANCEEEEEEE…..

    EUNHYUK!!!!!!!! ‘cos HE HAS A CROWN! u_u
    yeah, he really looks like a modern/korean version of the Liberty Statue X°°D
    and… he also reminds me of Dante Alighieri U_U
    byeeee

    love spudgy

  72. waaaaa… mmm… I must say… I like Ryeowook’s picture in particular… he reminds me of a big BAOBAB TREE with big  roots XD hahaha

  73. Youtube account : xoxoLoveSujuxoxo (dont worry of course i suscribed you…^__^)

    my favourite is siwon
    after wearing fur hat in SJ-M he keep thinking….
    “oh yeah…what will make me look hot?hmm, how about a neon colour hot pants/boxer? cool..shirt…ahhhh who need shirt…my body is HOT…let’s just cover the top of my shoulder…hmm lemme think…oh yeah…a red jacket-that-doesn’t-match-with-my-neon-hot-pants!!! HOT…that will work…i need shoes..oh yeah..yellow neon sneaker and a pair of neon socks and guess what??they match my underwear…ehemmm…HOTPANTS!!!accesories? let’s just wear the neon green and yellow wristband..^__^ what will make me hotter?yeah..a metal thingy so i can put my feet on it and make my thigh look…..sexier…martina is going to be crazy..xD”

    and that’s how siwon ended up wearing for teaser pic and yeah…
    FUR HAT MAKE YOU GO CRAZY!!! ^__^
    but that make he look hot!! and i like it… *punch my self*  0,,0 
    HOPE YOU’LL CHOOSE ME…. ^^

  74. Youtube account: chocodipjuh

    My favorite teaser picture is Heechul’s. Not being biased or anything (Heechul is not my only bias, haha), but I like how it’s ‘really’ Heechul. All the other members look amazing in their pictures of course,  but they shall never wear their outfits just like that. After Siwon’s picture just being released, me and my friends were talking about how they’d expect Heechul to be almost naked with something weird that will blow us away, but it wasn’t what I had expected – Not in a bad way at all. Heechul tweets pictures of him in a hot pink skinny, why not go out in that outfit? He also stands out with the font they used for ‘Super Junior’, like it’s a different theme. As the last teaser picture to be released, being very different from the others, I think this is my favorite teaser picture :).

  75. did anyone watch them perform Superman
    SOOOOOOO much better than Mr. Simple

  76. Youtube Account: gemnyA

    My favorite cover is Siwon! because who does not want the cover to an Asian with tanned skin and green fluorescent boxer! xD

  77. Youtube Account: xotweetyxo07

    Even though Eunhyuk is not favorite member I really love how he came out in the teaser.
    There’s not much going on in his photo. It’s practically REALLY simple. No
    crazy colors or anything. His background and dress are the same color. It’s the
    simplest picture along with Siwon’s. Eunhyuk’s hair looks amazing in this
    picture but he definitely looks like a girl. :o He could easily pass as the queen
    or princess of a royal family. Lol! Even though he does look like a girl, it
    doesn’t mean that he doesn’t look fabulous. The concept in his picture really
    fits with their new song MR. SIMPLE because his pose and the teaser itself is
    VERY SIMPLE. :D Nothing extraordinary is going on. Nevertheless this doesn’t
    stop me from loving the way he came out in this picture. I think he looks
    extremely handsome. SuJu Fighting!! =D

  78. Peguin Pee Dance!!! (>__<)

    My youtube name is sadly… scabs444. And I choose SiWon because of his smexy abs. And yes, Simon, I want my men to dress like that.

  79. Anonymous

    for the showdown i choose super junior mr. simple everytime i see the dance i can’t but scream euhyuk sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute when he do it soo i vote for sj

  80. Anonymous

     this is super junior conversion about the teaser photo even they dose not like it but its not there choiceLeeteuk: This time the teaser photos were a big surprise, who do you

    think had the most shocking picture?

    Most of them: Siwon

    Shindong: Siwon-ssi revealed a lot, I personally think it was Eunhyuk-ssi.

    Eunhyuk: ?

    Shindong: So handsome~
    Sukira 3:

    Kyuhyun: Over shocking, I think I should choose the unsuitable. I
    think there are 2 people, Ryeowook-ssi and Leeteuk-ssi. Those feathers
    on Ryeowook and Leeteuk-ssi’s ….

    Ryeowook: That’s art! You don’t know art!!

    Eunhyuk: Although it’s art, everybody was thinking “I am so lucky I don’t have to wear that”

  81. Anonymous

     this is super junior conversion about the teaser photo even they dose not like it but its not there choiceLeeteuk: This time the teaser photos were a big surprise, who do you

    think had the most shocking picture?

    Most of them: Siwon

    Shindong: Siwon-ssi revealed a lot, I personally think it was Eunhyuk-ssi.

    Eunhyuk: ?

    Shindong: So handsome~
    Sukira 3:

    Kyuhyun: Over shocking, I think I should choose the unsuitable. I
    think there are 2 people, Ryeowook-ssi and Leeteuk-ssi. Those feathers
    on Ryeowook and Leeteuk-ssi’s ….

    Ryeowook: That’s art! You don’t know art!!

    Eunhyuk: Although it’s art, everybody was thinking “I am so lucky I don’t have to wear that”

  82. Who is my favourite “Super Junior-Mr.Simple” teaser photo?
    Of course,SHIN DONG! 

    Why?
    Because he look slim and cool ! ^^

  83. rruiz10

    Mmmmm…These Super Junior pictures inspire a lot of errr…ideas! They are pretty original and they all caught my attention for some reason or the other…
     
    With Eunhyuk and Leeteuk’s photos I thought…”omo, the statue of David revamped”…did Michelangelo rose up from his toomb and decided to become a fashionista instead?!? Your work is best appreciated in hard stone…
     
    Our Shingdon is a Glamorous Ganster…which makes me wonder if his gun fires sparkles or diamonds? and I really liked his Robert Pattisonish hair…better than the indian bowl he had on his head…
     
    Kyuhyun is the future version of a sailor…No no no…I think it’s a captain…
     
    Ryeowook is a treasure box…for those who like to play dirty…ahem…he has the sexy hair, and how about those nerdy glasses for dress up?!? BUT wait THERE’S MORE…Ladies and Gentlemen introducing your favorite toys combined together for extreme entertainment….(drumroll) The Feather Whips…(applause) ( insert whip sound effect here)
     
    Heechul resembles a sexy magician…I’m really interested in where the rabbit is hiding actually…
     
    Yesung gives the image of an old fashioned mobster with a modern twist…huh?!? Hard to imagine but he actually pulled it off…
     
    Donghae…I think he just wanted to show off his ring…WAIT…or he is hiding his expression because he seems to be chocking…OMO…Help him!!! Take off the necklaces!
     
    Sungmin failed to deliver…wanted to see his face rather than his gun..
     
    But the reason we are all here…Siwon…his picture was actually kind of simple…a nice pose…normal clothes (except for the pigmentation of these garments), and a sexy Elvis Presleic kind of hairdo…So SIMPLE…that it was So HOT…but they tried to fool us (Oh Yeah! They Did!)… they thought that by putting in, a metallic and weird looking soccer ball they were going to distracts us from the Anatomy of this Man…News Flash!! They Failed! Yeah it was Simple…more so than the others which brings us to the point…less is definetely MORE…
     
    Youtube ID: rruiz10

  84. i’ve posted on youtube, but those character limit are very very annoying. so i’ll post my full comment here, can I??

    for me, Eunhyuk’s teaser photo!
    he doesn’t looks like a freak except for his pose,in my country that kind of pose called as “Alay”, some1 who r… doing excessive pose and acts. yeah.
    AND. HE USE A HAIRBAND. AN EPIC HAIRBAND!
    he’s a blonde now and using a hairband, he looks like my friend. a girl.
    wait. it’s a hairband?
    or a CROWN? O.o
    plus, the background sync with him. Red and red. RELEVANT.
    at least it won’t make your eyes hurt bcos of color play, man.
    &, he’s the only one who has the right teaser feelings. he’s SIMPLE.

    my youtube : Shinhye02

  85. Anonymous

    For me, the best teaser photo is the one of
    Heechul. I don’t really know why but..:1-…it reminds me a french animated
    series, ‘Funky Cops’, with 2 disco dancers-cops during the 70s’… maybe it’s
    the orange background or… I just want to see Heechul moving his
    body…2-…The teaser also makes me think of Johnny Depp’s odd character,
    Willy Wonka,  in ‘Charlie and The Chocolate Factory’ with his long hair and
    these hat & coat….3-…Or finally, maybe it is this pervert
    gaze…I don’t really know why but I love this teaser photo, it’s a great
    mix of crazy things that gives an awesome result; and it matches Heechul’s
    personality ^.^~Thanks for reading !!Youtube account: Pauliineex3

  86. my fav pic is Eunhyuk ^^ cuz he’s the Mona Lisa XD right Lego ? XD

  87. soo. i already posted it on youtube… lol… but i’ll post here too! :) hehee… hope that’s okay..
    SiWon definitely had the best teaser because if a zombie came out me looking like siwon, dressed like siwon (like in the teaser) i would definitely like that zombie siwon attack me… :D who wouldn’t

    youtube: dreamingofyoo

  88. I like Shindong’s teaser the best because
    he lookes so gangsta on that picture. He’s the only one with the gun, that’s so cool, and it really suits him. He reminds me of the scarface “say hello to my little friend”part
    and we could add 2ne1′s ramtatatatataatam beat to that don’t you think?

     

  89. For me Yesung’s picture stood out ! (: Just the fact that a guy wearing pink is attractive enough lol ! Plus the spots make it stand out quite a bit XD And looks like he’s holding a gun X) haha! A detective  type of feel ! Like ..? A bird detective ! lol ! Just cause of the red thingy  !(: So …? This is it thanks for reading ! (:

  90. Hello~!

    I can’t say anything else than that the person with the best teaser photo was princess Eunhyuk (yes, I wrote princess). I mean come on he’s wearing a tiara. He actually makes me think of a fairytale princess, blonde and beautiful, who’s been severely tortured as she’s taken hostage by some mean guys painting on her fair skin. Yup, that’s it. Thank you~!

    Youtube account name thingy: Chillaire

  91. Anonymous

    Youtube account: estherific22

    Showdown: Super Junior

    Best teaser: Kyuhyun

    Why: He looks like he’s in mid-switch from policeman Kyu to undercover gangster Kyu. He just spotted the bad guys entering their lair! BUT, if he goes onto the scene now, his policeman garb will expose him! So what does he do? Fast. Run to a pawn shop, pick up some soda can clips and make them into blingbling. There’re no gangster clothes but he’s like “That’s alright! I’m going simple so it’s cool!” He puts on some patterned clothes that match his self-made bling, shrugs on a jacket, and is caught in the action of swiping his police cap off. Oh yeah! XP

    Additional Comments: Thanks for doing Music Mondays. They always make Mondays better! :)

  92. I totally agree!!
    It looks a lot like bonamana and sorry sorry as well,
    nothing new but a confusing mix and match of styles and ideas.
    Poor guys XD

  93. I AM TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOUR PREVIEW VIDEO!!!
    hahaha..thats so funny~

  94. I AM TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOUR PREVIEW VIDEO!!!
    hahaha..thats so funny~

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  97. i vote for suju best dance EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  98. for the showdown  i choose sj mr simple

  99. Donghae. He obviously has a cough and he’s being really polite.

    Youtube name: kawaiizmeh

  100. Rachael Murphy

    Showdown: I prefer….. B2ST’s “Fiction”. It is weird and funny, but slightly more complicated than “Mr. Simple”‘s dance… maybe that’s why it’s called “Mr. Simple.”

  101. Anonymous

    My favourite teaser photo is Yesung’s. Because it’s hard to make less sense than what he’s wearing, but damnit the stylists sure are trying. I know stuff like this can and does happen in K-pop (ALL the time), but you can’t convince me nobody was high when they came up with the ideas for some of these outfits. (Also cause Yesung’s the only SuJu member that can really pull off the whole guyliner thing without looking like a kid experimenting with mummy’s war paint – and because he sang my favourite part of the song, the very beginning of the MV – at least it sounds like it’s him.)

    Anywho, when the previews came out I only watched the jazzy snippet in the beginning and thought aww look at them all grown up! Awesomeness! And I’m not even into jazz generally. I expected the song to change into something that would please their fans of course, but I hoped it would still maintain some of that vibe. Boy was I wrong. The song eventually grew on me (I’m not a die-hard long-term fan so I don’t like their songs by default just cause it’s SuJu) but I’m still a little disappointed that it didn’t turn out to be something closer to what I expected. Then people starting saying that’s not even Yesung singing in the beginning (it may have been the songwriter – not even a SuJu member), which may or may not be true. Either way – Yesung seriously needs to get into jazz or at least more similar things. His voice is amazing.

    Alright, done procrastinating for now. (Your TL;DR was right on cue!)

    Youtube username: majamons.

  102. Byeonguk Yook

    Today’s lesson. How not to go undercover.
    LOL
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQPn9KLpkEI

  103. oh i thought the hodgepodge made it sound like a mini orchestra kind of piece :P

  104. Haha likey your review~

    YouTube name is AichiiUsio (pronounced as Ah-Ee-Chee Oo-zee-oh XDD)
    I like Leeteuk’s photo the best because he’s such a pretty rainbowfishy~~

  105. my fav pic is of eunhyuk because he looks like a pretty pretty princes….also i didnt even know who he was when the pic came out…i had to wait till they released them all and used my detective skills to rule him out.

  106. jeremy.c.t

    Bonerama Bonerama Bonerama duh nuh duh nuh! Zombie Walking Zombie Walking Bonerama Bonerama!

    You guys are hilarious each and every week I see you guys. :D. Also Simon, I got a question: What if the Kpop Industries do get a white friend, but said white friend doesn’t speak english?

  107. hi, my youtube name is lyra59077.
    my fav would have to be siwon. 
    the very first reason is because one of my favorite things about this picture is that it looks like he is standing on a turtle. :D. also the look on his face makes him look like a total badass. i would so have an ‘awesome epic trans dance party’ with him.any way back to the photo. i like how he is the one most exposed ( i know it sounds weird.) but that really shows his bold side. oh and he also made a really ‘this is me sexy face’ face. also the red coat makes him pop even more from the lime green background. oh and the necklace because it looks ‘knotty knotty’.

  108. Anonymous

    My favourtie SJ teaser photo was kyuhyun. I thought he was a little more colourful. And love his hair style. I love he is wearing a leopard/green overcoat, that just makes everything go together. I love his hat too, it’s like a police hat. I think he kinda looks like gangster. Ever since I seen SJ songs, I fell in love with him, He’s just so cute > <. Hey Simon and Martina, I love what you guys do, Like what you think if a k-pop song is good, or not. I love your hair too, Martina.
    youtube username: ilovehosres
    p.s. I was trying to get a username to be iloveshinee, but it was taken.

  109. Luff Kpop

    I chose Eunhyuk’s teaser photo.

    In my opinion, his teaser photo is the most ‘polite’ one, haha. Yeah, you can see. Is he wearing RAINCOAT? But man, I STILL LOVE THAT! That looks awesome, totally different from his previous styles in the previous albums. And, OMG his hair, makes the photo looks hotter! The bangs that cover his face, oh em gee, can I die here? That is asddffgjdfgk superb hot!

    The most important thing, I LOVE THE BACKGROUND. Yes, it’s just a clear, clean red background without any doodling or whatever you see in others’ teaser photos. (But, Siwon’s photo background is also clean, but sorry Martina, that neon green underpants cannot beat THAT EUNHYUK’S RED RAINCOAT! HAHAHAHA < evil laugh.). If I'm not mistaken, his photo was the first photo to be revealed, right? So, THE BEST GETS TO APPEAR FIRST /nods. Ohyeahhhh!

    Too many unreasonable reasons, haha. But that's what I think :D So, so can I have the CD now? /kicked puppy-eyes. Pwease, pwease /shoots myself using Shindong's pistol.

    Thank you!
    Youtube Account: Poyozzz123

  110. melissa vazquez

    I realy like Siwon teaser, cuz before that SM says that the topic of this photoshoot was ubersexual was a rumor say tht they represents differents countrys of they tour and says that Siwon represent Mexico cuz the color of the picture are similar to the color of mexico’s flag and his shoes look likes fotball shoes and in mexico people really love fotball and other reaseon is cuz I’m mexican and that really likes me :D
    Also I love fluorecents colors and agree with Martina I was wanted see siwon’s boxers dances :(

    Youtube Account: melissavazquez

  111. I know It is too
    long but please DO read!  Also, I am not good at English, so please bear
    with me.Thanks!!!

    [CD
    giveaway]

    YouTube
    account: clamp1212

     

    Honestly,
    your question this week is difficult to answer since I like all the photos and
    I can not choose one just because I like him the most, right? T___T. Can I do a
    toss-up? I guess not. Anyway, Heechul
    won over Shindong, lol. (I’m sorry, Shindong oppa T__T)

     

    Firstly,
    Heechul’s eyes give me a strong impression of his existence. When I first
    looked at the photo, I felt like he was saying: “I am here. Super Junior Kim
    Heechul is back”. His gaze is different from Donghae’s gaze, it is more
    powerful and somehow forceful. To put it in another way, it catches viewer’s
    attention, makes us look at him and admit his existence. Did I imagine too
    much? I just can not take my eyes off him (lol).

     

    Secondly,
    this colorful photo does reflect the unique characteristic of our Heenim.
    Bright colors like: pink, blue, yellow and orange represent his liveliness,
    cheerfulness and even weirdness as well as his kindness, passionate for music
    and his strength to overcome many difficulties during 10 years with Super
    Junior. On the contrary, dark colors like: green, deep red, purple and black
    represent his paints, his tears and the dark side usually concealed from
    outsiders. Indeed, I found it amazing that these contrast colors can blend
    together so well in order to create such a vivid portrait of Heechul’s “4D
    personality”.

     

    Furthermore,
    as the photo has almost every colors in the world, instead of having merely
    black, white, grey and silver like Mr. Simple’s MV, I feel like the photo for
    the first time was originally dedicated to the worldwide ELF. For instance,
    blue and red match the UK’s flag while the color scheme, the flower pattern on
    his tie and his magician hat represent the Netherlands in Holland.  

     

    Last
    but not least, I love Heechul’s pose for this photo: holding his big magician
    hat with both hands and slightly bowing his head. Is it common? Not impressive
    or special? It might be, but I dare say Heechul always knows how to make
    himself look attractive the most in photo shoot. First, with his hands behind
    his head, he tended to lean slightly toward the camera and showing us his lean
    body through the pink shirt. Can you not see that??? Besides, by deliberately
    bowing his head, his face became the center of the photo, capturing our eyes by
    his strong gaze, milky white skin, straight nose and his new brown permed hair
    which had been a hot topic even before this photo was revealed.

     

    To
    conclude, I chose Heechul’s photo since it show me not only his appearance but
    also his personality. Hence, it creates a nearly complete picture of our weird
    and manly Heenim.

     

    ***

     

    Finally,
    the end!
    Thank you Simon and Martina for keeping up with me. I’m looking forward to your new videos!
    And I wish you every success and
    happiness in the future!

  112. Hello .

    I choose Yesung . ❥

    From the first sight, this picture takes you back to the 70′s movies . The scarf, the jacket, and the glove supported the look amazingly !. He looks like a hero with this hat
    .There is a lovely mix of challenge and mystery in his look . I loved how the background gets spotty eventually . Generaly, I loved this style . ♥

    –The Showdown–

    Super Junior – Sure ^^~

    Thank you . ^^

    YOUTUBE user : hemakissu

  113. Ye Sung. He looks completely feisty in the animal print and we all know real men wear pink. 

    Youtube username: TokyomewmewLivii

  114. AHH I FORGOT *silly* my youtube username is: MissPinkyPop :)

  115. Erm..I’ve never really listened to super junior before so i don’t know the members (except Eunhyuk ^^) I really really like the green teaser picture though (i recognize the guy from the mv but i dont know his name :/) The pictures are all really colorful (but doesnt really give us a preview of the mv =.=) I just feel his eyeliner makes the picture kind of dark and mysterious even though the background and his outfit is so colorful >< And hes standing so proudly wearing a (ridiculous!) bright pink leopard shirt, haha its funny :)
    Otherwise speaking, I really like your hair Martina!!!! If you dyed ALL OF IT, you'd kinda look like Jia haha

  116. My favorite SJ teaser photo would probably be Shindong. His picture honestly has more colors and uniqueness into it. I mean come on his blue coat and bling bling gun is awesome. He looks slimmer and has more color to the outfit and picture. And the Super Junior logo goes with his gun, and aside of that you can see jewelry hanging around on his hood with feathers. CAN IT GET ANY BETTER? Everything simply goes, it has style and it’s funky.

  117. My favorite SJ teaser photo would probably be Shindong. His picture honestly has more colors and uniqueness into it. I mean come on his blue coat and bling bling gun is awesome. He looks slimmer and has more color to the outfit and picture. And the Super Junior logo goes with his gun, and aside of that you can see jewelry hanging around on his hood with feathers. CAN IT GET ANY BETTER? Everything simply goes, it has style and it’s funky.

  118. Ryeowook’s is my favorite teaser picture. I mean, come on, he’s wearing feather pants, what more could one ask for from a hunky kpop idol? Aside from, you know… siwon’s picture

  119. eakoandcompany Eako

    i really love this video guys totally awesome as usual! That is, except for the part where Simon’s all “sorry to all the black chicks..” DUDE!? Yes i voted for 2NE1 but i happen to be black, i just wanna say, yeah your right you reviewed 3 and in our quest to help 2NE1 take over we’ll be back! Remember that.
    *eerie stalker music here*

  120. my fav Teaser photo is immmm i think donghae my beautiful prince <3 !

    and i will vote for SUPER JUNIOR

  121. My favorite Teaser photo is Eunhyuk’s, the reason why its my favorites is because they really didn’t do too much to him they just put him in an all red outfit BUT they dyed his hair an awesome blond that really made him stand out without having him in a ridiculous looking outfit…I like to call it the Daesung syndrome when just a dye job can change your whole look.
    -Spcllde<is my Youtube name

  122. youtube username: Marya021
    I like Heechul’s teaser picture the best because his clothes is very colorful, and with that hat he reminds me of someone who could work in a circus, haha, well, he’s got the charisma, so why not…The only problem would be that he could kinda scare the kids away with that expression on his face…but that’s only because he’s trying to look cool at all times…So, yeah, Kim Heechul-the circus man :)

  123. Anonymous

    i never want to see green men underwear

  124. Anonymous

    i never want to see green underwears from today

  125. alicia ouyang

    So do you concede that the number of ELFs is comparable to Big Bang’s? XD Just kidding it’s prob not BUT STILL.

  126. Anonymous

    Love your review, laughed my ass off as always. As for the teaser photos, I can only imagine the concept went along the lines of “80′s fashion victim candy raver pimp”. Which is vaguely appropriate, since the song is like crack. The glitter gun is a nice touch and reminds me of Homer Simpsons’ make-up gun. Perhaps its purpose was similar? It would explain a lot about the resulting outfits, fabulous as they are.

    I would be hard pressed to choose a favourite, since only the entire collection can fully convey the kind of glorious madness that must have descended upon the creative team. As for which one is most representative, I’d say Leeteuk and his “rainbow nipple-ropes” and jacket-upon-jacket ensemble, not to mention the two pairs of high fashion underpants layered over fishnets, elegantly combining traditionally feminine and masculine articles of clothing.

    Maybe it’s supposed to be a reflection of the carefree, shirt-brushing sides of their personalities? Maybe they were so carefree that they all got dressed in the dark? In any case, shame that they toned it down for the video.

    (YT username: manatca)

  127. youtube username: Aniuta(SHINee)
    I think everyone’s teaser photo is pretty good. But with some lack… They have their own style, that’s OK. Eunhyuk is wearing red bathrobe,maybe going to have shower, because he let someone to draw on his neck. Hmmm… Donghae, he looks very good with his new styled hair, but…. COAT in the summer? Sorry… Leeteuk, what?? men-bra again? Doesn’t SM Ent have money to buy a t-shirt instead of two jackets? Shindong is looking very good here, but why did they draw yellow under eye area? Shouldn’t it be black then? Kyuhyun THE BEST, it has no lacks, looks very trendy, hot and not too much clothes on him. Sungmin is looking very good too, but having gun in hid pants… What if he’ll shoot accidentally? Ryewook, emmm… for what is these feathers? For flying? Yesung, actually, he has no lacks too… Very good :) Shiwon? Underwear with coat?? Even his abs look very good, but sorry, no. Heechul, is he a clown, who should to be dressed like that? Well, everyone has they’re own taste…

  128. anguie Antuanette ore aragon

    youtube username: anguieanime
    for me, the best is  Eunhyuk, because he is the only one that uses only one color of clothing, in the teaser, and his hair style seems very great, compared to the others, he is the more normal appearance in clothes . and a long jacket has an English style, I like it!
      is much more “MR.SIMPLE” than the other members 

  129. youtube username: TheDelikizzz
    well, for me it was Heechul’s photo. Everyone had crazy/absurd outfits on which no one could pull off if they were to wear it on a regular basis. However, I think heechul’s outfit was a bit simpler compared to the rest of the group, (still crazy though) and I think he could manage to wear it outside without looking like a complete idiot. He has the aura that he can pull off any outfit to be honest. For example if you watch super junior full house Heechul is always wearing absurd outfits but surprisingly it does not look weird on him.

  130. Best teaser photo gotta be Siwon’s. I mean, it’s a TEASER right? And how he teases with that topless *omg look at the chocolate abs* look with a tight… male equivalent of hot pants? Or would you say, boxers? Pretty sure the attention is attracted by the tease.But in all seriousness.. half-naked? Posing with a ball? And with holding a coat oh-so-casually while posing? In that hair?But well… the bod speaks for the pic, I guess.my Youtube ID: shanshine

  131. Nadia Atiya

    Btw, I can totally understand Simon’s frustration with the English in this song..”Be naughty naughty”!!! Oh, c’mon..seriously..They don’t even have to hire someone to double check the English. There are a number of SM artists who are fluent English speakers like Amber, Kristal, etc..Get one of them to check it for godsakes!!

  132. Nadia Atiya

    This video is so unoriginal!! I totally agree with Simon and Martina..I was expecting a video that was going to blow my mind..but this was such a letdown..Well, it’s still a catchy song..

  133. katerina Lizou

    Hey Simon and Martina!I think Leeteuk’s teaser photo is the best because he gave his colorful bondages to his dongsaengs for the MV!Leeteuk’s photohttp://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x123/shasha2222/Super-Junior-Leeteuk-Teaser-Photo-5th-Album-392×588.jpgMV photoshttp://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x123/shasha2222/tumblr_lpecv7xvGa1qctq2so1_500.jpg

  134. katerina Lizou

    Hey Simon and Martina!I think Leeteuk’s teaser photo is the best because he gave his colorful bondages to his dongsaengs for the MV!Leeteuk’s photohttp://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x123/shasha2222/Super-Junior-Leeteuk-Teaser-Photo-5th-Album-392×588.jpgMV photoshttp://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x123/shasha2222/tumblr_lpecv7xvGa1qctq2so1_500.jpg

  135. DONGHAE! DONGHAE LOOKS THE BEST… but then there is sungmin.. so its tough. i like the color’s :) heechul looks like willy wonka but i really don’t care cause it’s heechul who could not like heechul!
     i really like your videos… and b2st’s penguin walk is really awkward soo… i vote for b2st cause that walk… looks dumb…

  136. “touch my bananas not a homo, not a homo, not a homo” best song ever!

    B2ST FTW

  137. hello…thank you for the review..as for me,no matter what SJ does, i still love them (its not a matter of doing the same old thing) that’s what being a true blooded ELF means. no matter what, we’d always support the boys that make us happy…God bless us all…

  138. i vote 4 SUPER STAR SUPER JUNIOR my youtube chaneel … LaiLaTeuk . . . . 

  139. i vote 4 super junior & mr.simple ^-^Latifah me name YouTube:LoLy689

  140. i vote 4 super junior & mr.simple ^-^  GO GO ELFs  super junior the best in the world 
    Mr.Simple Best best best song dance Style 
    We Love Super Junior ELF Fighting Aj Aj

  141. crami90

    Though I love the leader, and Siwon’s was definitely a… well.. GREAT picture indeed, I was torn between two. Heechul’s and Eunhyuk’s picture. Heechul’s was just beautiful. Playful, sexy and colorful. And that look on his face, wow… me like. Then there was Eunhyuk’s picture. It was definitely different. At first i thought it was a girl, then thankfully I saw his hand. Too manly to be a girl’s hand. His was also sexy but not colorful like I prefer. So now that I think about it… yeah.. my favorite is Heechul’s.  

  142. i vote 4 super junior & mr.simple ^^  GO GO ELFs . . . . so Nasty they talk as if they were experts XD

  143. i always think that Siwon is brushing his teeth at first :P

  144. Megan Maliczak

    B2ST…lol….

  145. Megan Maliczak

    littlespazz1914

    lol..Dong Hae! .I like to call Dong Hae’s picture,  The “try to cover up picking ur nose”….suju style :p

  146. Kyuhyun <3 youtube name: christyshinee2202 

  147. spzimefrk16 

    I was very impressed with Shindong’s photo. He was, perhaps, the
    least crazy of the photos but I just loved his pose and his fierceness.
    I feel that Shindong gets ignored a lot in terms of the amount of
    attention paid to the individual members but I feel like he drew a lot
    of attention with this amazing photo. He has a very intense stare and
    he seems to be giving off the air of someone who is strong and unafraid
    of what is coming- which is what the album is supposed to be about.

  148. Though most will say Siwon cause of his crazy bulging picture. HOWEVER I think Shindong had the best teaser picture. Seriously, he has a BEDAZZLED GUN!! How many people pop out of nowhere with a pretty gun with purple and pink stones :D *scene* STOP CRIMINAL! *pulls out the gun & dazes the criminal as the sun hits the lovely crystals covering the gun creating a rainbow of flamboyant colors!* HAHAAHaYT:Mika3191

  149. I love my babies Suju but B2ST has that awesome dance going on~ 
    Vote: B2ST – the vampire love story aka Fiction :D

  150. You know what kills me Simon? Donghae is friends with Chance from ONEWAY. A lovely individual born & raised here in the USA that even helped produce one of the tracks. AND Siwon knows English! What was he doing!!?! Is his twitter fake? All his perfect English and then they come out with ” Because I Naughty Naughty?” And when they perform they try to write in the corner of the screen that they are saying “Because YOUR [not you're] Naughty Naughty” LIES, I SAY, ALL LIES!

  151. obviously Leeteuk, who can resist a trendy grandpa with sexy stare?
    He puts the most efforts compared to others, he dyed his hair black and even showing off his sexy muscles even though it’s so obvious that he feels so cold (hence the double suits and colorful ropes from his secret wardrobe collection).
    and don’t forget about his expensive necklaces.

    Plus, his teaser poster has the best color balance compared to others.

  152. Great video :D I was a bit disappointed with the box room again but the song really grew on me.

    I choose Kyuhyun because his is one of the more “normal ones”. Yesung is my bias but the pink leopard print…or whatever it is and the green background are just too much xD. 

    youtube: puchipuchirrin

  153. pullakerppu

    Voting for SJ.

    Siwon, cause…I mean, look at that gorgeous freakin’ body. And on top of it, he’s wearing neon hotpants and knee socks ! He’s the kind of man who can wear anything, for example: a potato bag and still look amazingly hot. So cheers to Siwon’s six pack and Martina’s epichypertrancedance.                    

    youtube name : nooru39

  154. Annisa Ayuningtyas

    what a nice review LOL!
    I choose Donghae and Kyuhyun teaser because they are the most ‘normal’ among them. Honestly, I was so shocked when I saw their teaser. I don’t know what SM wants about the concept. Are there a bunch of people with kind of retro look categorized as mr. simple? hmmmmm
    so i choose Donghae and Kyuhyun teaser because  they are the ‘simple’ one ;)
    I’m not anti SM, I really love Super Junior since their debut and always support what will they do. Maybe I’m just still unfamiliar with the new album concept.
    Thank you for the chance to share my thought.
    My youtube acc: ichaayu.

  155. daah i am gonna vote 4 sj 

    and by the way if you watch fullhouse you will under stand why the engrish in super junior mvs

  156. vote for super junior 4 the best zumpi dance

  157. I commented on youtube too but I’m pretty sure it’s pretty hard to find :))
    My favorite has to be Yesung, I love the fedora he’s wearing, his amazing killer stare *fangirling inside* and the leopard print top ;A;. I hope I win, my parents didn’t let me buy the album and I want it soo bad :)

  158. with out thinkin super junior all the way

  159. Hi I’ve already sent this through the comments at Youtube, but I’ll comment on this page too if you don’t read the comments (at YT) :)  My YT account is Yungisen ^^Kyuhyun’s photo=the best. This guy has ‘My Love,My Kiss,My Heart’. He can wear all clothes in the world perfectly, even when it’s ‘Storm’.The hat makes him to ‘Mr.Simple’ Captain Kyuhyun! He doesn’t look like an ‘Opera’ singer nor ‘Sunflower’. And hello? I’ve never seen so sexy armpit before! Did you see his pants? He’s ‘Perfection’ all the way! I can see him ‘Walkin” towards me with that pose and say “Be My Girl”, we’ll be more than ‘Good Friends’ and share good ‘Memories’.It will be a ‘White Christmas’ and that ‘Feels Good’… ‘Y’? ‘Cause it’s Cho Kyuhyun♥(Ok, sure, I added some letters and ‘, because YT doesnt allow that much text -.-)

  160. PS: Haha Get a white friend they can help you with this, really push it over the top. hahaha

  161. Come at me bro. lol I’m loving it. Seeing this video always make my day.

  162. brentphan1

    Shindong is nice looking with his blue and black jacket,gun,chains,and his beads on the right. And thumbs up for his man purse on the right. Thank you for using your free time to read this. Hope you like this.

  163. ChocoCookie ♥o♥

    my vote goes to B2ST’s Fiction

  164. needless to say, beast’s better! :):)

  165. Hi!
    Well, I’m going to be honest! I must say that even thought it pains me; Ryeowook’s
    Teaser photo is the best, or most weird… but in a funny way which makes it
    good. If that makes any sense at all?
    Why? Because the dude is wearing a red jacket with a zebra shirt underneath and
    some weird ass bicycle pants with French fries on them!!! And in some
    disturbing way, that makes me hungry… for French fries. I’m craving French
    fries atm and it’s Wookis fault! (No, there’s NO hidden meaning to that!) And yeah whatever those feathery
    feathers are for, they totally makes no sense at all in the picture. Which
    should be good, because the fashion itself makes no sense… not to me any
    way… yeah…  ^^’
     

    (I know you didn’t ask for more than one, but I just have to say that Kyuhyun do
    have a nice armpit and that armpit would make nr 2 on my list! kkkk… )

  166. Actually I knew it will be an MV like this…..but I hoped it won’t be!
    Maybe I’m biased but I vote for Sungmin’s teaser picture!
    It’s because I know the most of him in Super Junior…He always had the cute image and from the way he acts in variety shows ppl would think that he is tha maknae (youngest) instead of Kyuhyun!
    But I like how he looks more manlier and sexier!! It’s like he is growing up!!
    So that’s why I like his teaser picture the most!!
    As a big Super Junior fan I vote for Super Junior for the showdown!! (But It would be better if the ‘Kepret Dance’ was in the showdown!! x3)

    ps:Most ppl don’t order from YesAsia! coz it doesn’t count to the Korean Music Charts (Hanteo….)!
    Instead I wanna recommend DVDHeaven or KpopTown!! :)

    Beatrice (YT:fernandotorres84)

  167. I think i’m like the only SJ fan that wasn’t expecting the MV everyone was…I KNEW it was going to be like Sorry Sorry and Bonamana, why? cos if anyone hasn’t noticed SM male groups in the past 2 years always do this type of MVs for their title song but then they use a story like video for their follow up song….Example, Sorry Sorry: It’s you, Lucifer: Hello, Bonamana: No Other, Keep Your Head Down: Before You Go……So u see the trend, hence i got exactly what i expected…Now if they were to do the same box like video for their follow up song then i would be disappointed……

  168. Hello ~

    My favorite member of SJ is Leeteuk but my favorite teaser picture is Donghae ! I also really love Eunhyuk’s picture ! I think they are really charismatic. I love Eunhyuk’s new hair ! I love Donghae’s clothes ! They are really beautiful ! I really love ~♥

    That’s all ^^

    Thank You ~♥

    Mégan (YT : ParkMinChan2)

  169. Youssra Atmani

    Amazing review as always!

    I loved Kyuhyun’s traser foto, mainly because of the armpit hair (yeah im weird XD)
    And then i also liked Heechul’s Cuz he got the mr. simple logo in it.
    Yeah he is special, we got that. He doesn’t even give a fuck in the mv, did you see that :0!

    Anyway for the showdown i choose beast! Suju recycled the dance (the did not only recycle roly polly, but also mirotic en bonerama )

    And i see that pedobear on the fridge

    ytchannel: StarZReader 

  170. that would be eunhyuk! beacuse it did match the song … simple … but still he did look gorgeous!! was kinda abstract and make you think what would it be the song … and he did!!
    hey! hello from mexicO!!
    YTid: dark0kikio

  171. I’m voting for Ryeowook above all the rest and above my bias (donghae) since he managed to pull off the clark kent eyeglasses/spiderman tights/big bird feather ruffles and still look hella manly. Everyone knows that he always had the soft feminine image in the whole group, but this teaser pic showed a different side- it’s Ryeowook transforming into a man’s man, a lady’s man.

    Because KPOP is all about TRANSFORMATION and bling and jazz and a NEW IMAGE every comback,  i’m being objective by saying that Ryeowook blew the competition away. The dude never looked better, it made me see him in a new light. So forget siwon, donghae, heechul, yesung, leeteuk, eunyuk, kyuhyun, shindong and sungmin; they’ve always looked like that, they’ve always been the flavor and center of attention at one time or another, they look the same despite the overly colorful get ups. Ryeowook on the other hand, has stepped up and become a VOGUE model personified. If Tyra were judging, she’d say Ryeowook was FIERCE. So hell yeah, Ryeowook FTW!

    youtube ID: coralblue21

  172. Luciana Machado

    youtube channel: TheLucimaol

    Siwon’s teaser picture was THE BEST!!!!This cristian boy lost his ticket to heaven after that picture for sure!But he won a ticket to Luciana’s limbo!!!!*_*

  173. yt name: darkangel0720

    SIWON’s picture! obviously. He is super hot in the pic plus he is biting his finger. If football players will wear this as their uniform, probably, I’ll be loving the sport. XD

  174. ebruuyar

    my voted absolutely is beast “fiction”

  175. i vote for super junior best dance 

  176. YouTube name: cheerxxc

    I’ll vote for KyuHyun!! why? no reason just because is Kyu and it’s not-so-ubersexual, which is just like Kyu.. anyway u don’t have to give me the CD, i just wanna vote for him, thats all… btw like your vid and comment for mr. simple, is funny and true =) keep it up

  177. Is there even a question of which is  the best Mr.Simple teaser photo?
    Siwon’s of course! I mean, it’s so simple, he’s hardly wearing anything (not that ANYONE is complaining)!

    And,
    Simon, no, I don’t want my man wearing pink leopard print (which made
    Yesung look like a watermelon, by the way), but I wouldn’t mind him
    wearing neon green underwear, if he has a body like Siwon! It’ll have to
    be in private, though, or he might get arrested for lewdness. “You
    naughty, naughty!” LOL!

  178. b2st penguin dance is more funny, still awesome tho ^_^

  179. Anonymous

    I love both groups, beast and suju,
    but even though I think the penguin dance is awesome,
    suju’s zombie dance is kinda better 2 me…

  180. Youtube name: the same like my login on twitter: gdiabel

    Best picture? You would chose Kyuhyun’s one if only his not-so-ubersexual (as its concepts said supposedly but hey! Siwon’s naked footballer self doesn’t suit to that description either!) forest under his arms weren’t enough to make me go away. Oh, so my choice is Yesung. Yesung…hell yeah that crazy dork whose weirdness run out even of his ears… He looks simply good as that Mr Simple should despite of his metrosexual features. In Yesung case, the look doesn’t discourage but caught people’s attention. Why? The new face of turtle-maniac is teetering on the brink of trash and feeling for style. Pink panter with stylish hat seems to look really hot…Isn’t it surprising? Yeah, I’m surprised but in positive way that’s why even if Yesung isn’t my favourite member at all my vote is for him since it was like damn good eye-opener during those rainy days that every ELF was waiting for something worth spazzing around over and over again. Thank you! ;D

  181. Youtube Name: tsEmeng

    The best teaser picture would definitely be Siwon!He has the green neon feel which brings a very very special feel to all of the ELF! It’s also unique cause Neon is always the new black! And also, he show’s his sexiness ONLY in all the teaser picture! :D

  182. Unkn0wnStrang3r

    SUPER JUNIOR FOREVER!! 

  183. I vote for Super Junior as best dance:) 

  184. I vote for Super Junior as best dance:) 

  185. oh man, i both appalled and in love with leeteuk’s (mostly appalled) because really dude, you’re almost 30 years old and you’re wearing fishnets, 3 pairs of boxers and a rainbow rope tube top? i mean… i think i might have tried that look when was 5 but… hahaha just had to give his out an honorable mention, but i believe my favorite outfit was siwon’s because well… there’s nothing like a gratuitous nekkid shisus abs photograph. he is CAPTAIN SHISUS UNDERPANTS complete with chocoabs and a disco ball to go with the limegreen bulge illuminators. ;-)

    At first i was kind of (really really) disappointed in this MV/song because it was just like the last 2, but like you said, it’s kind of their thing. I just hope they make a second movie like they did on bonamana with No Other… it’s their last album (probably ever), they should make at least one more MV, what else are they doing? come on SM wae u no give any love to your money makers hmm?

    youtube account: cigarettetraces

  186. HI Martina !!! How are you? I miss you♥

  187. I’d like to get to the point. I think that Super Junior’s Heechul’s teaser was the best. For me, it’s quite appropriate–not to extravagant or showy, and at the same time, not to dull either. Heechul’s costume gives me the circus feeling, when a big show is gonna start, that excitement. And you can definitely tell by the gaze in his eyes that he’s gonna hit the spotlight soon, all eyes on him. I love his hair and his tall hat, and his pose makes up the best of his appearance :)

    SUJU FIGHTING!

  188. Though Sungmin is my favourite, I think Ryeowook’s teaser really nailed
    the look! It was really sassy but still quite refreshing, it has that
    summery tropics vibe (he looks like a tropical bird actually)! His gaze
    is really intense too. Sweet review guys! :D And my youtube username is aqiaqua :D. I left the same comment over there.

  189. when u talk a bout SUPER JNUIOR the KEY of kpop Success  u must speak good ok u really look so Disgusting  ! 
    and don’t ever omparison because there is no better than them ok ^^ . . . SUPER JNUIOR <3

  190. I agree so much that Siwon looked the best .. Seriously .. With those Green panties and boots and red jacket (?).. haha :D

    So, my favorite is Siwon’s teaser photo .. That teaser really made me look forward for Super Junior’s new song .. Sadly, like you say , that photo had NOTHING to do with Mr.Simple D:
    That photo is the most “eye-capturing” photo XD ABBSSSSS ~~
    Youtube Username: KiRaAnimEGaL

  191.  I vote for suju for the best dance 

  192. The best teaser photo is Eunhyuk because his front hair is covering his eyes and that make all of the Jewel and Achovers wanna see his sexy eyes. The tatoo at his neck is so creative and sexy too. It also have the simbol of Jewel(his fans) . His hair is blonde. He have once coloured his hair to blonde in 2006 and now he coloured his hair blonde again! He looks even more hot! The way he pull his round until-neck-collar shirt is just like he wanna rip of his shirt. And also his nail have a three letter. And the letter is ELF. He really love his fan. And and *taking a breath* Huh~ The background and his outfit is red. I really love red colour~ And also RED means BRAVE. That means he is a brave guy~ He(Eunhyuk) said that he looks hansome when it only see his crown and his hair is covering his eyes. I agree with him~ He look DAMN SUPER SEXY in this TEASER PHOTO!!!  That’s it~!!! ^^

  193. I’m ppressthereset on Youtube! And I’ve already posted once but I realised there were stuff I wanted to add on -_-

    Leeteuk’s teaser photo will forever be the best for me, on both dimensions:

    Humorously speaking: that man’s got double of everything on, double hair colour, double jackets, double (of double of double of double of double) colourful elastic tube… thingies, double necklaces, double UNDERWEAR, and double sexiness and attractiveness and double the swag. Not to mention double my love – oh who am I kidding, he can have ALL OF MY LOVE. <3

    Seriously speaking: Park Jungsoo has never been known for having a ~great figure~. He doesn't exactly take pride in his muscles (unlike Siwon haha) and he doesn't exactly enjoy working out (unlike Siwon again, haha) so I'm really impressed by his courage to reveal so much of his body even though he KNOWS his figure is not stereotypically HOT or anything. And I'm touched by how he worked out to get muscles just for his fans – not because having a muscular build is that important to himself per se, but because he wanted to be perfect to his fans and not have anyone dislike him for his lack of a ~manly figure~. (You already are perfect, Park Jungsoo. JSYK.)

    So I can't help it but like his teaser photo the best. (And him the best, too.) <3

  194. Even though my bias is Eunhyuk, I would say Heechul’s teaser is the best, because he looks like a more colorful version of willy wonka, he pulls it off really well! But.. For some reason to me, it looks like hes wearing a skirt instead of pants… 

    Youtube username: xSabbiesolame

  195. Katherine Guo

    Although, I’m donghae-biased, my favourite teaser is Heechul’s cause he looks so good with what he’s wearing compared the Leeteuk’s ropes which was weird. Heechul pulls off the look really well plus the super junior writing is in such a different font. 

    Youtube username: LadyCherries

  196. Sascha Wong
    Sascha Wong

    Ooooh the showdown this week is a toughy, but I’m going to have to give it to Super Junior. Their walk is more funny, while B2ST is more adorable ^_^

  197. i vote for sju for the best dance

  198. And by the way, every time I listen to Mr. Simple. I try to listen to it as if he’s saying Because I FEEL naughty naughty.

  199. Luis Antonio Chavez

    Youtube username: luanbrro.

    The best teaser photo was Siwon, because it really teased fans… But my favourite teaser pic is Eunhyuk’s: It’s like a poster for a movie called “The White Queen wears Prada”….

  200. Karina S

    Youtube username : SJTraveler13

    I think the best teaser is Donghae. Because the angle of his photo is very good and it’s wow me the first time I see it, without a fancy colorful background he made it to make me fangirling. His eyes are gorgeous and too bad the clothes covered with the text and I love his pose with hand covering the mouth, he looks younger in my eyes ~ oh and the hair color is fabulous XD Too bad leeteuk hair is kinda weird TT I love his eyes and his pose thought ..

  201. my favorite is of course KYUHYUN,  i just thought that he has “evolved” a lot :D, he’s not that overdressed, i don’t know why, but i really like their style *call me weird or whatever* there is such an anime aura in their ‘costumes’ or outfit… 
    i guess everyone has the right to say whatever they wanna say, 
    and everyone should be respected.
    i know that people do vary in likes and dislikes  :))

  202. Youtube username: tintan121

    Whom I like best? I’m fighting over HeeChul and Siwon. But Siwon’s sexy look got me. I can’t utter words to describe why. But, just look at the PACKAGE… I mean look at him head to wais… He’s trying to destroy my sanity. The abs and what-not. HAHAHA. Got me drooling and sleepless when it came out.

  203. Also.. I screamed the GIVE ME THE UNDERPANTS DANCE too! And I was so ready to poke at the rainbow-colored nipple ropes…  ^^;

  204. youtube username: iamzie

    SIWON.
    Nothing else fits the concept of ubersexual more than the bed hair, the finger-biting, the eager, faraway look in his eyes, the oiled body that’s ready for… a game of soccer, on a very hot day, with a leather jacket in tow just in case it rains down on the ubersexual but very simply-dressed Mr. Simple Siwon. Plus that shining soccer ball he’s stepping on PWNS the cop hat, the feather boas, the fake gun, the top hat, and the blond god’s tiara. XD

  205. Wookie… it is picking up the duster, and has some nice pants … is the lady who cleans the house! * o *

    YT userName Jhulian123

  206. Youtube username: chocolategurl97

    SHINDONG GETS MY VOTE HANDS DOWN!
    Lookin’ good with his eskimo-007 concept yo! James Bond can’t beat that for sure.

  207. Simon and Martina, PLEASE stop apologizing! Whether it’s because of the ELFs who keep criticizing your review or the blackjacks who are just HATIN’ cause they didn’t get their video this week, teach them a lesson why shutting them up with the Super Junior move… what was it? Brush it off…. PSYCH, I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU. 

    Don’t let mean netizens bully you. Come on Simon, stand up to them… LIKE A MAN!
    I love your vids by the way!

    • I agree. I want 2ne1 vids as much as I want SuJu’s. And besides, I agree. The first time I heard the song, I was like, “What would Simon and Martina say with their Engrish?” Seriously. So I’ve been waiting for this. For other Blackjacks like me. Keep voting 2ne1. To the other ELF. All people have their own opinion. So keep the hate to yourself. or PEDOBEAR WILL COME AND GET YOU!

  208. While my favorite member’s photo was a disappointment (whoever styled Leeteuk makes me very sad), I’d have to say the best one is Shindong’s teaser. He is the only person that could make a blinged-out gun look BAMF!!
    Youtube ID: uberlackeynum1

  209. hmmmmm i love Sinwon teaser photo because he looks awesome in neon green and because you could see Sinwon *coughs* junk *coughs*

    Youtube ID: Gundam1417

  210. Youtube username: CreamCheese03

    I’m torn between Ryeowook’s teaser that can have a never ending supply of adjectives to describe it and Heechul’s teaser (and possibly Shindong… too many things come to mind).
    Anyways, I’ll go with Heechul’s teaser. Just stare at it: doesn’t it remind you of Johnny Depp in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?! The top hat (haha.. TOP hat..), the crazy colors and the weird floral tie? Isn’t it all so whimsical Willy Wonka like?!
    Here’s a picture to help you visualize: http://www.flickr.com/photos/28601488@N05/3684738272/The whole eye covering thing and staring is just wayyy too similar. Stare at it side by side..
    Oh! Why do I like it? Need i say? It’s Johnny Depp…No… don’t see it? :(. it’s probably just me….. 

  211. Siwon is MINE. Hahahaha <3 BONERAMA. 

    im subscribing your YT page btw :))) @starzlem93:twitter  http://www.youtube.com/starzlem93

    I really loooove Siwon's teaser pic cause he's really handsome and hot. *biased* No seriously, it made me wanna run on our treadmill and go ab workout afterwards. He's just AWESOME. He looks like an evil villain too. I had a theory that the photographer was really in a hurry that he pulled Siwon on set before he dressed up. Thus the ubersexy picture!

  212. Meia Pipa

    I kinda of liked B2ST’s better… Even if I am a crazy ELF…. 

    As for the best teaser photo… I’m going to say either Yesung or Ryeowook XD

    Yesung because he is uber sexy no matter what (and I LOVED his hair! SO FLUFFY!!!!!!!)

    And Ryeowook because… Well, every guy needs multicolored boas to carry around! …. Right? Plus…. THE BOAS ARE SUPER FLUFFY!!!

    YouTube ID: FEfrog

  213. I like Donghae’s teaser picture. Why? Because He’s my favorite member. :)

    Youtube ID: leilahshuddap

  214. my favorite teaser photo is a tie between siwon’s and ryeowook’s!!! but i think i gotta go with ryeowook. although siwon is looking pretty uberly sexy in that green neon undie of his….I LOVE RYEOWOOK SUPER TIGHT SHORTY SHORTSSS!!!!! I WOULD TOTALLY WEAR THAT!!!!!!!!!! what looks like french fries on his super tight short shortss just make me wanna eat them up. and im pretty sure simon would rock those SUPER TIGHT SHORTY SHORTS too. he would look totally sexy in them!! :))

  215. victoria wu

    Isn’t It obvious who had the best teaser? It was SIWON!!! Just because well . . . less is more ;D
    Youtube ID: crazymsanime

  216. Siwon’s Teaser photo hands down… Come on the Man is more than half naked! What could be better than that right? Also, he lacks the atrocious colors and patters of the other members (sans heechul, hsi was actually pretty decent) But totally Choi, Siwon… lots of skin and undies, totally win.

    Youtube ID: 0Akigahara0

  217. i vote for suju they r the best super junior fighting 

  218. mi.racle

    Penguin Pee Walk all the way~

  219. My favorite “teaser” was Ryeowook, mainly because I feel that once he’s done with his 90′s jazzercise class he can use those lovely feather boas to help me dust my apartment. Or I’d even be okay with some sort of cleaning jazzercise mashup.

    Youtube id: effervescentkat

  220. slightly OT, but the get a white friend comment kind of rubbed me the wrong way because white people aren’t the only people fluent in english. there are plenty of korean americans who are fluent in english who writers could turn to if they wanted to.

    and lol at the end though. oh yg stans.

    but overall funny review.

    also why is it man apron? why can’t it just be called apron?

  221. I would say Siwon’s teaser photo was the most unforgettable for me, not because he was mostly naked (well, okay, part of it was because of that), but because I couldn’t stop laughing at the lime green underpants. I’ve never actually laid eyes on underpants in that color ever since I threw out a pair that I bought for 75% off. (It felt like a good deal at the time, but now I know why no one bought them!)  I could never take myself seriously on the day that I wore them.

    Youtube ID: SnowieXTenshi

    And I vote B2ST for the dance. (Even though it’s obvious that SUJU will win the votes). :P

  222. I really [really] love Sungmin’s (guywearingamanapron’s) photo the BEST! At 1st glance his pic’s very appealing. His outfit is the closest any of the members got to “matching” [under this ubersexual concept] & the yellow [accents throughout his outfit] contrast beautifully w/ the sapphire pearl blue [background]. Upon closer look one realizes actually how much this photo TEASES. Sungmin displays perfectly smooth skin & his pose accentuates his handsome profile & beautiful sternocleidomastoid. [His dainty hand placement represents another contrast between his soft, adorable looks and the naughtiness of this photo.] Lastly…HE HAS A GUN. IN HIS PANTS. A teaser photo can’t get any better than this! ;D
    YouTube: paulineeeee

    The text in brackets is what I couldn’t fit into the YouTube comment… >.< 

    I love you guys! ^^ <333

  223. Ashley Young

    How do I choose?! I would say, my favorite teaser was Siwon only because I haven’t laughed that hard in a good, long time. Silly me thinking he would be wearing pants.

    My YouTube ID is ashely86.

  224. I vote B2st for best dance, just because I can already do the Mr. Simple dance, but I still can’t quite get my feet to do Fiction!

  225. Definitely how I’ve been feeling about SM lately- cool video, lame song. It’s too bad really.

    You guys actually missed the best part of the video! right at the beginning,you see KyuHyun checking out this hot girl he sees walking by, then she turns around… and it’s a guy. Awkwaaaaaaard….

  226. :D I wanna enter. Your comments are hilarious and awesome :) I really felt that this MV is a big letdown too, even with all the bias I have from being an ELF and all (it’s my only fandom that I actually identify with the name)
    My YT un is dontl1etom3
    I personally liked Fiction both for its song and MV, so I’ll vote for that over Mr. Simple even though I’m a diehard Suju fan.

  227. My favorite teaser was probably Ryeowook, not because it’s the best one (that would probably go to Siwon or Eunhyuk IMHO) or anything but because his outfit totally looks like a 90′s cycling gay pride outfit that fell into a bucket of Mcdonald’s french fries while performing at a Vegas revue.

  228. I vote for Super Junior Mr Simple !

  229. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance

  230. i vote for super junior for the best dance

  231. Martina Siwon’s hair is totally freaking awesome! Simon, maybe it’s cause older than the average k-pop fan, but no, no, no, no, I so do not like my men to dress like that, suits or t-shirts and jeans, no feathers or pink leopard print. Also there is part of the song that reminds me of 2NE1′s I Am the Best, drives me nutty every time I hear it. Starts around 4:36 or 4:37 in the video. Could just be me.

  232. Anonymous

    Super Junior for the showdown!

  233. Anonymous

    I don’t know, I thought their outfits were plenty interesting. We’ve got Sungmin the blacksmith, Shindong the German crossing guard, Kyu the used car salesman, Eunhyuk the old-timey Austrian train master, and Wook wearing his boyfriend’s letterman’s jacket. =D

  234. little_caat

    I Vote To Super Junior <3 , The Best Dance Ever <3

  235. Anonymous

    I vote for Super Junior in the showdown

    I wish you guys gave them a slightly more better review though : You spent most of it just apologizing to Blackjacks though they should recognize the fact the ELF voted more so just deal with it since 2ne1 has a new video out all the time. Plus you guys pretty much always do YG videos so to do something different is a breath of fresh air.I understand you guys are really YG biased, but maybe you should give SM/SuJu a chance. You guys tend to be harsh on them when they’re a good group too. You guys didn’t even really explain why you liked the video/song, all you did was talk about the negatives rather than positive. Though if you did Big Bang or whatever, all you would do is rave about it.I love you guys, but this just kind of irked me and I hope you don’t mind me saying it, but as a loyal subscriber and a huge fan of you guys, I just felt like this had to be said.

    Anyway. I think that even though my bias is Kyuhyun, Eunhyuk’s teaser photo was the best. The crown on his head really shows he is a prince and the drawn tattoos on his neck just really draw you in and wonder why they are there. His blonde hair transformation was really shocking and in my opinion he looks great with it. It’s nice to see such a transformation from him and to really evoke sexiness and epicness from such a crazy concept photo.

    YT name: SpaceBigStar

    • Not to bee mean but I am pretty sure the reason that a lot of YG videos get reviewed by Simon and Martina is also because a lot of Blackjacks/VIPs out vote other videos, and I am pretty sure that EYK has reviewed almost all of the SM artists videos since the induction of Kpop Music Mondays. 

    • i  sort of agree. and I’m not even a huge suju fan, though I’m SME biased, but it bothers me as well. then again I also have issues with YG stans in general and don’t think big bang and 2ne1 or as amazing and original as their fans make them out to be.

  236. I guess it killed them to add that extra word to make “i naughty naughty” line make sense :P

    youtube : ericli000000

  237. Sung Pak

    love it.  Very funny.  Totally off topic…Simon, where did you get your tshirt? 

  238. I vote for SUPER JUNIOR for the best Dance 

  239. I think KyuHyun  looks soooo handsome and natural

  240. I think B2ST have a better dance~~

  241. I knew everybody would vote for Siwon…

    Simon: “get a white friend!”

    no need Simon, they’ve got Henry. Unfortunately he’s back in Toronto right now.

  242. yesung & sungmin they looked so manly & odd than usual

    and i really loved the colors my fav XD

  243. I vote for SUPER JUNIOR for the best Dance .. ;) 

  244. Youtube;; TheZeroRequiem01

    Thanks so much, Simon & Martina, for doing this CD
    giveaway! ^^

     

     

    Even though seeing it makes me squee like a proper little
    fangirl and everyone else seems to adore it, Siwon’s was not my favorite teaser
    picture, by far. Out of the ten, I think that Shindong’s beats everyone for my
    favorite, though Kyuhyun’s runs a close second. (And anyone that knows me would
    be shocked at this, because Shindong’s not my bias. Ryeowook, Yesung, Teukie,
    and Kyu generally end up being up there on the top of my bias list but Mr.
    Simple really seems to have taken my bias list and completely and brutally destroyed
    it [potentially through secret FIRE MURDERRR]. ANYWAY, I digress.) I absolutely
    adore how intense and just all-around attractive he looks in his pic; having
    his eye be hidden in the shadows is a nice feature that adds to the intensity
    and, I think, draws your attention away from his shiny, shiny handgun (Super
    Junior: Protecting themselves from insane fangirls with sparkly weaponry since
    2011)~ The yellow “war paint” also draws your eye to his face and really just
    ended up looking quite fantastic~ ^^ In some of the teaser pictures, the
    background was super busy, which ended up making the pictures look insanely
    overcrowded because the outfits were already so out-there (yes, Leeteuk, I’m
    looking at you… >.> ), but I love Shindong’s background. The red
    complemented his outfit really well and I am in love with the way the jewels
    dripped down to form what I see as a skyline of a city (and even if it’s not a
    skyline, I just like the way they’re placed~). I know I’ve already touched on
    this subject, but the shiny pistol? Yeah, I really kind of adore that. I want a
    bubble gun that looks exactly like that: covered in sparkles, totally awesome
    looking, AND it shoots out bubbles! What more could a girl want? Also, the
    feather boa he had didn’t look nearly as ridiculous as some of the other
    members’! (Sorry, Ryeowook; you know I love you, but those boas make you look
    like you went and mauled Big Bird on Sesame Street then grabbed handfuls of his
    blood-stained feathers. Okay, that’s a horrible image. >.< ).

    Now, I’ve held the fangirling back a lot so far, but I just can’t anymore… I LOVE HIS HAIR. HOLYCHEESE,
    I LOVE HIS HAIR. –spasm spasm– I know it’s hard to see in the original teaser pic
    but in the second picture SM released, he doesn’t have the hood on and, good
    sweet lordy, I LOVE HIS HAIR. It looks sooooo much better than the weird bowl
    cut he’s had going on. I love the color and the cut and just YAYYY~~~ :D
    Shindong’s hair often seems to be neglected, so YAY for a good haircut,
    finally~ :3

    Overall, Shindong just looks so badass in this picture! I
    love it!!

    Also. This ended up being much longer than intended. XD

  245. I like Leeteuk’s best because the rainbow nipple ropes make it look like some sort of exclusive gay bondage club advertisement. 

    Youtube name is silverturnstoblue. :) 

  246. I’ve been thinking about the grammar for because i naughty naughty and if you put naughty as i verb it could make sense xD

  247. I like Ryeowook’s teaser because he is wearing french fry print shorts and holding red and yellow colored boas so it looks like he is dipping the french fries in some kind of disgustingly furry mass of ketchup and mustard. (youtuber username: gameKyube)

  248. I voted for SuJu! YouTube: omgitsmai

    I think the best picture has to be Yesung! He looks really good, even if he’s wearing some cheetah pink thingy! He looks very sexy and a BOSS with the fedora! :D
    I don’t know why, but this picture draws to me more even if he isn’t my bias :3

    I would’ve voted for Donghae(bias) but he looks like he’s doing some kind of “nose picking/scratching” deal. LOL. But overall I REALLY liked all the pictures ^-^

  249. Mandy G.

    Youtube Name: shineeforevr1

    I think the member that had the best teaser photo was Captain Underpants…uhhh…I mean Siwon. I mean why not? He totally looks like a super hero with the underpants and of course…the neon green shoes and socks!!! Oh Yea!!!!!!   =D

  250. i love mr-Simple Dance ..
    it is the best ,,

    and” I like this song a lot “< Thanks Google Translation nyhahahah

  251. Super Junior – Mr. Simple  for the best  dance 3>3>3>

    the Better Image
    yesung ^^

  252. I don’t mind that SUJU won this week and frankly I think Hate You is better to review than Ugly.
    But technically you did two 2NE1 songs and a Park Bom solo… juss sayin’

    Also I thought they were saying “throw your line” before I saw the video… it doesn’t sound like “blow your mind” AT ALL!

  253. Monika El

    Youtube name: Stickwithkyu

    I think the best teaser picture is quite obvious, it’s
    clearly the guy dressed up as a rocket (for those of you who don’t know, I’m
    talking about Ryeowook) I mean seriously, take a look at the picture again…he
    totally looks like a space ship, right? The feather boa is the flames, his
    glasses are the windshield and he’s clearly a British space ship, what with the
    flags around his neck. Now I may just be suffering from sleep deprivation that’s
    causing me to see things—which sounds more believable than a grown man dressing
    as a space ship. But hey, Eunhyuk was wearing a dress, so who am I to judge?

  254. i vote for SUPER JUNIOR- Mr Simple  ♥♥♥

  255. i vote for SUPER JUNIOR- Mr Simple  ♥♥♥

  256. “SUPER JUNIOR- Mr Simple” of course ♥

  257. LIKE A MAN

    hmm, i like all those colourful clothing. too bad i can only choose one. siwons photo is hilarious cuz of those mini green shortshorts. haha. shindongs photo is also good. hes got a gun in hand. (even though that photo does NOT relate to the mv. i also like ryowooks PANTS! oh gosh, its like his legs are tree branches with leaves on them.
    but all in all, i like LEETEUKS photo better. why? because hes wearing a jacket over his..blazer (?) and theres some rainbow coloured rope/string around his body. now that, is really unusually cool. i mean, who wears rainbow string around their body.
    my utube username is m1s0l1

  258. Anonymous

    I considered entering the contest for the sake of it, before I realized this is one album I’d rather not possess…

    I wish I wanted to but.. really… I just can’t. :(

  259. i vote for super junior for the best  dance

  260. youtube name: bluekrackmunky

    It just makes me laugh even more about the bad English after the tattoo incident. XD

  261. I Vote For Suju Mr.Simple For The Best Dance

  262. I Vote For Suju For The Best Dance

  263. Siwon for his sexy James Dean hair, his fire-hydrant red leather jacket, that I just want to rip off his incredible six pack, or as the Korean girls would say,”chocolate abs,” (have no idea what that means, unless they think his abs look like a box of chocolates, num…num.., sorry I digress), his neon tight boxers and matching neon sock and shoes, and best of all, his brown Knotty Knotty around his neck, that makes you just want to pull him to the dance floor and go crazy..of course with his outfit, we won’t need glow sticks!

  264.  i vote for suju’s zombie dance

  265. Nancy Soda

    o.o … oh so post comment here instead of youtube? okay!?

    Youtube name: Suju4
    Best Teaser picture: YesungReason: Despite how obvious some articles of clothing just shouldn’t go together. When it’s on Yesung, it doesn’t look that bad.When you first look at it…..something seems … odd and out of place about that picture. You take a closer look and you see how bizarre the choice of clothing is.But in the end, looking at the picture as a whole. Yesung pulled that look off nicely without looking like an idiot

  266. Well I’m not going to compete with you guys so I’m not leaving my youtube name but I became a Super Junior fan after visitng Eumak Joongsim (Music Core, MBC) last Saturday. They were the last ones to perform and, although the first half was filmed ahead of time, they still performed throughout the whole song for the fans. Also, the leader guy (don’t know his name… i’m trying to catch up though) bowed to the fans until he disappeared to the backstage. He kept waving and bowing and I felt sorry for sneering at SJ fans before ;’( I love Super Junior now! 

  267. Well I’m not going to compete with you guys so I’m not leaving my youtube name but I became a Super Junior fan after visitng Eumak Joongsim (Music Core, MBC) last Saturday. They were the last ones to perform and, although the first half was filmed ahead of time, they still performed throughout the whole song for the fans. Also, the leader guy (don’t know his name… i’m trying to catch up though) bowed to the fans until he disappeared to the backstage. He kept waving and bowing and I felt sorry for sneering at SJ fans before ;’( I love Super Junior now! 

  268. Aretina221

    My favourite is Heechul’s because at first glance I thought that pink strappy thing around his chest was another man-bra. Upon closer look I realized it could be a open concept man bra, right?

  269. Aretina221

    My favourite is Heechul’s because at first glance I thought that pink strappy thing around his chest was another man-bra. Upon closer look I realized it could be a open concept man bra, right?

  270. Ryeowook’s teaser photo… because he actually pulled out the “ubbersexual” image they were going for, besides, even though i had a major shock when i saw the feathers, i must say his expresion and pose (from waist to top) were absolutely manly, unlike most of his photoshoots because he has this super cute and femenine style. and also, although yesung, kyuhyun, heechul & sungmin had the most “normal” styles, ryeowook got that sexy&crazy photo (even when looking at the feathers, cycling shorts, hairy & orange shoes)…….

    eunhyuk’s tiara &gaga hair, siwon’s boxer’s & his bling bling ball (won’t mention abs because we’ve already seen that), donghae’s hidingfacemove & furry-jacket-that-goes-with-his-hair, leeteuk’s awefulbangs & “nippleropes”, and shindong’s weigh loss were EPIC as SHOCKING but still…. RYEOWOOK’s photo was the best.

    oh, and i vote for suju’s zombie dance

  271. Ryeowook’s teaser photo… because he actually pulled out the “ubbersexual” image they were going for, besides, even though i had a major shock when i saw the feathers, i must say his expresion and pose (from waist to top) were absolutely manly, unlike most of his photoshoots because he has this super cute and femenine style. and also, although yesung, kyuhyun, heechul & sungmin had the most “normal” styles, ryeowook got that sexy&crazy photo (even when looking at the feathers, cycling shorts, hairy & orange shoes)…….

    eunhyuk’s tiara &gaga hair, siwon’s boxer’s & his bling bling ball (won’t mention abs because we’ve already seen that), donghae’s hidingfacemove & furry-jacket-that-goes-with-his-hair, leeteuk’s awefulbangs & “nippleropes”, and shindong’s weigh loss were EPIC as SHOCKING but still…. RYEOWOOK’s photo was the best.

    oh, and i vote for suju’s zombie dance

  272. Youtube name: iloveminnieoppa

    I like ryeowook’s teaser photo because he reminds me of a super man. Just imagine Ryeowook flying in the air (blue background) holding feathers fighting crime!! Don’t you think he looks like a super hero? Just add a cape! Oh and he has a heroic stance too~!

  273. ella razo

    youtube username : rawritspriscilla

    The Best teaser photo from the Mr. simple photos is definitely Kyuhyun. He IS Mr. Simple. I mean just look, He doesn’t look flashy from the other ones. but if i had to pick for the most anticipated and sexy photo it would be hands down, SIWON. I was actually imagining him in the music video with his teaser photo clothes on. I mean it’s hard to resist looking at both their photos. Don’t you agree?

  274. ella razo

    youtube username : rawritspriscilla

    The Best teaser photo from the Mr. simple photos is definitely Kyuhyun. He IS Mr. Simple. I mean just look, He doesn’t look flashy from the other ones. but if i had to pick for the most anticipated and sexy photo it would be hands down, SIWON. I was actually imagining him in the music video with his teaser photo clothes on. I mean it’s hard to resist looking at both their photos. Don’t you agree?

  275. Super Junior wins for me… ha ha i just knew you two were going to comment about their zombie walk! XD

    My favorite teaser photo is of Sungmin! Usually he’s portrayed as being adorable and cute and possessing super duper aegyo powers that guys shouldn’t really have (but I love him for it!), but his teaser photo was simply awesome because it showed a different side to him! I thought he was amazingly hot despite his “totally terrifying rainbow parade mafia” getup and the yellow war paint on his face. He had the cool and sexy “I don’t care” sort of aura around him, something we don’t see very often with him. And… wasn’t that bedazzled gun the same one that Shindong had? Nice to see them sharing, but Sungmin needs to get himself a gun holster since sticking a gun down his pants isn’t the safest thing to do XD but still, Sungmin is the best for me. HUZZAH! :D

    …and, you noticed Sungmin’s man-apron too! :D yay!

    my YouTube account is PrincessAria7  :)

  276. Super Junior wins for me… ha ha i just knew you two were going to comment about their zombie walk! XD

    My favorite teaser photo is of Sungmin! Usually he’s portrayed as being adorable and cute and possessing super duper aegyo powers that guys shouldn’t really have (but I love him for it!), but his teaser photo was simply awesome because it showed a different side to him! I thought he was amazingly hot despite his “totally terrifying rainbow parade mafia” getup and the yellow war paint on his face. He had the cool and sexy “I don’t care” sort of aura around him, something we don’t see very often with him. And… wasn’t that bedazzled gun the same one that Shindong had? Nice to see them sharing, but Sungmin needs to get himself a gun holster since sticking a gun down his pants isn’t the safest thing to do XD but still, Sungmin is the best for me. HUZZAH! :D

    …and, you noticed Sungmin’s man-apron too! :D yay!

    my YouTube account is PrincessAria7  :)

  277. Gawd i had a funny comment cuz that picture of ryeowook reminded me of some cartoon about 70′s cowboy cops i dunno. I forgot the name. ages ago since that was on tv and for such a short period of time ;_; does ANYone know which cartoon i mean? (theres also this episode in where they kind of move back in time multiple times and you see someone turn evil blahblah) Ryeowook is kinda hot..ish in that picture.. and i dont even like him that much D:

    my youtube name is nyx8kon D: (if you know it tell me there i dont realy read replies here ;_; also if you just want to add me.. OR IN CASE I WON IN SOME WEIRD WAY.. XD)

    huge comment >.>

    • was lying in my bed thinking randomly. suddenly the name pops in my head, turns out it doesnt have anything to do with cowboys xD Also i couldnt find the picture ryeowook reminded me of.. anyway the cartoon is named funky cops o-o if anyone wanted to know…
      Awhell i didnt HAVE to win anyway, since i can order albums online very easily. I just dont have the money XD And there are probably bigger suju fans than me who want this album more than me right o-o http://www.decitre.fr/gi/60/9782874420160FS.gif lol.

  278. Gawd i had a funny comment cuz that picture of ryeowook reminded me of some cartoon about 70′s cowboy cops i dunno. I forgot the name. ages ago since that was on tv and for such a short period of time ;_; does ANYone know which cartoon i mean? (theres also this episode in where they kind of move back in time multiple times and you see someone turn evil blahblah) Ryeowook is kinda hot..ish in that picture.. and i dont even like him that much D:

    my youtube name is nyx8kon D: (if you know it tell me there i dont realy read replies here ;_; also if you just want to add me.. OR IN CASE I WON IN SOME WEIRD WAY.. XD)

    huge comment >.>

  279. After the success of Sorry Sorry, it feels as if SM Entertainment stop putting much effort into Super Junior. I mean Bonamana was alright but we all know it could have been better. I feel as if dance moves and samples from previous tracks are being recycled all into “here.” It overwhelms everything. It’s like packing too much fruits into a carton. I don’t know.. closest comparison I can get.

    BTW, Siwon’s “Green Underpants” is definitely screaming “SINNNNNNNERRRRRR-Won.”
    Joking! (Get my drift?) It’s my favorite!

  280. After the success of Sorry Sorry, it feels as if SM Entertainment stop putting much effort into Super Junior. I mean Bonamana was alright but we all know it could have been better. I feel as if dance moves and samples from previous tracks are being recycled all into “here.” It overwhelms everything. It’s like packing too much fruits into a carton. I don’t know.. closest comparison I can get.

    BTW, Siwon’s “Green Underpants” is definitely screaming “SINNNNNNNERRRRRR-Won.”
    Joking! (Get my drift?) It’s my favorite!

  281. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance 

  282. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance 

  283. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance saranghaeyooo suju  magda from algeria fighting and all the best saranghaeeeeee <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
     

  284. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance saranghaeyooo suju  magda from algeria fighting and all the best saranghaeeeeee <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
     

  285. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance saranghaeeeee suju fighting <3<3<3<3<3<3
     

  286. youtube – peachtee

    I like Eunhyuk….for it me its kinda like 3 members rolled into one Hangeng, Heechul, and Eunhyuk. At my first glance i thought it was former member Hangeng back in the group because of the angle of his face. A closer look, long blonde hair, red Lady Gaga type trench coat its gotta be Heechul. Then when Heechul teaser came out, i was like wait, why does he have two….ohhhh….it eunhyuk…ok.

  287. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance

  288. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance
    i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance

    super junior  i love you ^^

  289. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance
    i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance

    super junior  i love you ^^

  290. i vote for sju for the best dance 

  291. i vote for sju for the best dance 

  292. Super Junior,because the zombie walk  is just too funny!

  293. Super Junior,because the zombie walk  is just too funny!

  294. youtube – pastakyuchan

    Ryeowook’s has to be the BEST. Just look at him all ready to drop that sexy feather boa dance on us. “WHHEEEEEEE! I’M A MAGICAL UNICORN!! LOOK AT MAH DOUBLE RAINBOWS ALL THE WAYY!” Oh Ryeowook, don’t you know unicorns make triple rainbows?

  295. youtube – pastakyuchan

    Ryeowook’s has to be the BEST. Just look at him all ready to drop that sexy feather boa dance on us. “WHHEEEEEEE! I’M A MAGICAL UNICORN!! LOOK AT MAH DOUBLE RAINBOWS ALL THE WAYY!” Oh Ryeowook, don’t you know unicorns make triple rainbows?

  296. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance super junior fighting

  297. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance super junior fighting

  298. Best photo ShinDong hands down. He looked amazingly hot. As for the best dance walk, i ove both Beast’s and Super Junior’s but If i hadto chose, I prefer Beast’s penguin walk.

  299. hey guys this is both going to be my entry for the contest as well as a random comment…..kay so random comment GO!

    Kayy soo in the zombie walk part of the song its says: “gaja gaja eoseo gaja” and while I know that Gaja means lets go, or go, but ummmm the way they sing it so fast, that line sounds like:” Gotcha gotcha oh so gotcha…” which with my way of thinking, is like they’re mentioning how much they got us with the teaser and the difference between the teaser and the actual music video……. like they’re making a bad joke or pun, haha :P well anyways that my random comment.

    entry to contest GO!
    Kayy so my favourite teaser photo has got to be…hmm its quite hard due to the ubsurd complexity of the shots and clothing choice, but I’m going to say my favourite has to go to the one who looks completely different then his normal wardrobe choice….. and that would be…..sighs if only…Kyuhyun! This is due both to the fact that he is different than normal, but also the fact this is something that he would probably never do….SM apparently has realllllyyy good persuasion techniques! Also the cop hat makes me think of a cop going undercover as a K-Pop male idol, to find and track down the sticky truth about if idols really do all that face-arousal-raunchy-thrusting, or if they simply are doing face-arousal-raunchy-thrusting due some sort of mad disease that takes over an idols body, and day by day it grows worse and worse…until they actually start doing it subconsciously….O.o ANYWAYS thats my contest entry!

    Showdown entry GO! 
    I’ve got to say, even though I am more of a BEAST(or Batoost…only for you simon) fan, I actually like the Super Junior dance more….(inwardly because thata the dance that I can do! haha :P) due to the fact it suits the beat to the song more than BEAST’s dance does in Fiction….at least it is in my brain, haha :P

    Kay I’m done now :3 youtube name is: Werness

  300. oh, and i also love siwon’s new hair! never seen him anything other than dark….he can really rock the blonde 50s style do!
    i really wish they’d stop with the bowl cuts on shindong. i think that’s another thing that i like in the teaser pic (specifically the 2nd one) is that no bowl cut. if you see his baby pic, he has the SAME HAIR!!
    also, tho i’m not partial to blonde hair on asians (i like the dark hair and dark eyes) i LOVE the bleached look on eunhyuk!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! i loved him before, but now WOWOWOW!!! it’s HAWT!! really!!! :)

    and i vote for suju’s zombie dance b/c it just looks fun!

  301. I vote for suju! and below is my comment for the contest :D

    Youtube name: Bulletsandcarnage

    I think the best was eunhyuk’s photo. Why? because is quite simple, isn’t? I mean he just brings that red outfit, the background is a faded red and even the font has a similar tone! they are playing with just one color and it’s looks very harmonized, then you see the other photos and there are all a riot of colors XD, although my favorite one is Siwon’s teaser, because I confess that I rolled on the floor after seeing so much meat discovered *q* But I do not think that the concept of simple means less clothes. So yes, the best one for me is the Eunhyuk’s teaser.

    PD. Sorry, I still have problems with english~ I’m learning ^~^ sure not from super junior XD

  302. youtube = tattiepoteet
    though i would LOVE to watch siwon do the underwear dance, i’m still a little creeped out by the fake blood spatter that are on his gitch. really….he been hangin’ around with dexter lately?my favourite is the shindong pic.  i just love his face in it – you can really see just how cute that boy is. and somehow he can manage to pull of the fur hat, feathers, pearls and blue vinyl, but i think it’s all b/c of his blingin’ gun!! tough boy!!….though his pants DO look like those HO HO HO shorts people were wearing back in the early 90s! my only concern with his picture is that later sungmin has shindong’s gun in his pants!?!? 
    actually, i mostly prefer the other teaser pic of shindong’s b/c he looks really tough and just HOT in it!!!

    ps. in case you missed it martina, i’ve also attached the other teaser pic for siwon with a better look at his abs (and the blood spatter)….

  303. My youtube account is a7xgrr. My favorite teaser photo is Eunhyuk’s. THe name of the album is Mr Simple and I think his is the one that fits it the best. Yes, he’s wearing a gold headband and has plants, jewels, and english letters on his neck, but compared to the rest of the photos his is the most simple.

  304. i vote for suju Mr.simple for the best dance super junior fighting 

  305. i vot for super junior they are the beast  i vot for super junior they are the beast

  306. i vot for super junior they are the beast  i vot for super junior they are the beast  i vot for super junior they are the beast i vot for super junior they are the beast

  307.  i vote for sju for the best dance   i vote for sju for the best dance   i vote for sju for the best dance

     i vote for sju for the best dance   i vote for sju for the best dance   i vote for sju for the best dance

  308. Anonymous

    Oh goodness how difficult.  I would have to go with HeeChul’s Willy Wonka top hat photo.  I’m pretty sure whatever straps he Has on his chest are on backwards, he has four different blues on, two belts, and a “grandma-curtains” colored tie.  It’s almost as if he’s saying “Gene Wilder not only am I a better Willy, but I am also more 70′s than even you in the 1970′s could be.  Be careful or you’ll be trapped in my sexy cyclops gaze and we wouldn’t want that.  Or would we?”  

  309.  i vote for sju for the best dance 

  310. aww i dont’t have a youtube account (its hard being a kpop fan living in the u.s) :( well thought im a fan of B2st and Super Junior i think i like Super Juniors dance better :) ( im really in love with suju’s dance style its the best!!!<3)

  311. i vote for sju for the best dance     i vote for sju for the best dance     i vote for sju for the best dance     i vote for sju for the best dance     i vote for sju for the best dance     i vote for sju for the best dance     i vote for sju for the best dance     i vote for sju for the best dance     i vote for sju for the best dance     

  312. i vote for sju for the best dance     

  313. i vote for sju for the best dance                 i vote for sju for the best dance          

  314. Not being biased here, but Siwon!! God, the man’s almost in the nude. But of course that would be inappropriate. As always Siwon is the main pin-up boy in SJ & whilst everyone is covered, (almost covered) hes the only one showing his choco abs, think that was a coincidence? Not, SM’s trying to publicize their hotties so fan girls like moi would go absolutely mad!! 
    SJ FIGHTING!! :) youtube account: princekawaii8998

  315. I LOVE MrSimple! I don’t why you guys don’t like it!
    Wait! I know..Because you guys are YG biases… Sometimes, it’s just so annoying…

    Anyways… -_-
    I’m just disappointed in your guys.

  316. i vot for super junior they are the beast

  317. i vote for super junior for the best dance

  318. super junior the great dance ever ^^

    vote for super junior 

  319. i vote for super junior super junior is the best

  320. i vote for suju Mr.simple , it’s the best 

  321. Mr simmple is the best song ever 

    i vote for super junior M r simple the best dance 

  322. i vote for sju for the best dance

  323. LOL!! It was the best Kpop MM in a while XD You sure can make boring MV so funny XD

    I died at “Get a white friend” XD
     
    ah, what the hell I can tell you which is my favorite: Siwon’s one. It’s Sisus, there’s abs, there’s bulge I don’t need anything else. 

    and I vote for SJ.

  324.  I vote for mr . simple for the best dance
    super junior the best

  325. i  love super junior and mr simple is the best i vote for super junior

  326. catsrcool1567

    SUPER JUNIOR should win! Honestly because im a proud ELF i loved all of them. But EunHyuk’s was the most surprising to me. How suddenly a teaser photo came out and he was all sexily blond and all i reacted towards it. And it was the first teaser photo that came out so every one was very surprised right guys.no?okay And how he’s positioned in the photo oh god i love that jawline. But yeah i really want that album i was gonna go to Korea town with my friend and my parents said no so please im posting my u-tube comment here because mine wont let me

  327. Liz Chai

    Best dance: B2ST’s Penguin Pee Walk!! :D

  328. Hey guys i’m totally entering your contest but i had a question. Where exactly do you want us to tell you on youtube? Your channel? Comment on the video itself? or send you a message? thanks :)

  329. i vote for suju Mr. simple for the best dance

  330. My favourite teaser photo has got to be…as many would expect SIWON!!!!!
    There are many reasons to why this is so but I’ll cut it down for your guys.
    1. LOOK at those abs!!! They were so worth it as he had to starve for days to get those!
    2. PEEEEEEK at those underpants! Only Siwon could make fluro green underpants so desirable for both men and women :D
    3. THE NEON FLURO GREEN SOCKS!!!! I would have never IMAGINED anyone attempting to wear something lyk tht….until now.
    4. ALTOGETHER you get the best looking guy you have ever seen!!! Can’t beat that.

    NO I know many would vote for Siwon but just to make clear, the other photos all have UBER HOT FEATURES in it as well.
    SuJu HWAITING! Martina and Simon HWAITING!!

  331. Julia Gao

    Siwon probably has the best teaser photo, cause you will never see anyone more perfect than him to be in a CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS movie x3 hahah~ neon is such an eyecatching color, but the area its in just makes me seem like such a pervert. not that im complaining,

  332. Anonymous

    BEST DANCE —> super junior!

    yeah, I’m an ELF x3

  333. Julia Gao

    Siwon’s teaser photo is probably the best, cause you will never meet a better person to be CAPTAIN SEXY UNDERPANTS. if captain underpants became a movie, he would be the perfect person to hire :3 neon is just such an appealing color,

  334. lo puedo decir en español?es que mi ingles no es bueno T_TEunhyuk, para mi ya que no se siento que la foto que hicieron,esta muy bien,ya que parece que representa a una estatua con joyas y oro y me refiero a ambas fotos de este,con su cabello rubio mostrandose imponente, ante todo la mirada de ser el mejor y a la vez luce sexy.Por eso pienso que es la mejor foto,aunque a muchas les guste siwon porque se muestra casi sin ropa asi llamandolo “CAPTAIN SEXY UNDERPANTS”:3 xD…now in english ehmm eunhyuk is the best,sorry my english is bad -_- i’m so sorry mi english is not good,eunhyuk is  a cute boy xD ! my user in youtube is Safirolady ;)

  335. To be completely honest I’m taken back by the fact that you were disappointed with the video. In the majority of Super Junior videos are just dances like Sorry Sorry, Bonamana, and Perfection. Even in their story videos it’s mainly the group dancing. Super Junior is well known as a large group in sync dancing group and that is what they show. Great talent as usual. Super Junior has better dance moves than B2ST because they dance like zombies. End of story. :D

  336. cloiebuggeater

    I vote for the Feather Boa Pants Boy (sorry don’t follow SJ, don’t know names). those are the most rawful pants ever. It’s like the 70s, 80s, and a big chicken collided.  It takes a gorgeous confident man to even pretend to make that work :)

    For the showdown, BEAST!  their dance , while kinda funny looking, flows better with the rest of the video.  It doesn’t hurt that they can make anything look good ;) 

  337. VBNinja

    Best dance:  B2ST

  338. Anonymous

    Me and my cousin vote for the Penguin Pee Walk!!! ~

  339. BECAUSE I NAUGHTY NAUGHTY !!! OMG!!! LOL… nah, for me…. I really liked the song, & no matter what, I will always support Super Junior even if they have a lot of “LET’S DANCE IN A ROOM” videos ^^ or the sounds of the song are a bit crazy on the whole song … that’s what I love & I’m sure there are a lot of fans that think the same … because they are ♥SUPER JUNIOR♥ AND WE LOVE THEM !!! ♥ 

  340. My vote is for Sungmin, the biggest fashion victim here.God, the hair!!!!! Er, I think that’s sungmin… I barely recognized anybody cept for Siwon, but heavens that poor boy loses more and more clothes each time I see him…

  341. i vote for suju for the best dance

  342. HAYOF <3

    i vote for suju for the best dance

  343. i vote for sju for the best dance 

  344. B2st. As much of an ELF as I am, B2st’s dance was better. :P

  345. I don’t understand why Super Junior’s English in their songs make no SENSE. 
    SNSD’s makes sense, Shinee’s makes sense, AND THEY also part of SM.
    Also, I’m pretty much sure that most of the international fans would love to be an english correspondent or spell checker, WHY DOES SM EXPLOIT THIS POWER? 

  346. vote for super junior cuz when eunhyuk
    do it hee look so cute and when siwon do it look so sexy but beast its
    just i want to pee dance

  347. As for voting, I’m going with B2ST. Their dance is way funnier to watch.

  348. I think what’s killing votes for 2NE1 is that they’ve had several videos come out within a very short time period, so the votes are split between a few different songs. Personally, I think they should just do a 2NE1 edition, get all of their new videos in there at once, and get it over with. That way, blackjacks are happy, and it doesn’t completely annoy everyone else lol

  349. this was the best review of anything i’ve ever seen. and i’m still not sure what this reviewed, but wow, great job guys. i especially loved how you’re dog got to bushing the dirt of his dog shoulder and then chopping you up for disturbing his nap. i’m going ot read you guys regularly now. 

  350. Anonymous

    uhm no. if you’re an elf you won’t buy the album from yesasia.

  351. Aw, B2ST is behind! But I think their penguin pee dance is a lot more entertaining and unique.

  352.  i vote for super junior cuz when eunhyuk do it hee look so cute and when siwon do it look so sexy but beast its just i want to pee dance

  353.  voting for super junior best dance i mean even heechul the worst dancer in sj danced  to fiction

  354. I think Yesung’s teaser is the best :D He has a awesome safari look going, Colorful Bird-wings-thingey-cape, cute leopard-print shirt and a awesome tree-colored hat xD
    -KimbapLoverLau89

  355. I’m not sure which one is the best teaser pictures because all of them remind me of a comic book mixed with the funky in the 60′s when it’s old yet very colorful. Two thing I would choose. The best and favorite one would be Heechul because one thing i like about him most was his style remind me of “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”, and he dress up as if he’s ready to party and have some fun. The most funny part (just for fun) is Siwon. One thing about Siwon is that he’s hot and yeah Martina is right about the neon pants and all, but i wanted to add that he should be in some sort of boxing arena. Why would I think like that??? Well for one thing is it’s like he’s getting ready to become the next championship in the next round, and/or can represent what’s super junior symbolized what’s all about. Good fashion style and all, so the best picture teasers would definitely be Heechul. :)

  356. winic fernandez rubel

    oh, almost forget, I think the walk in fiction was the best XD(yeah I am an ELF, but my favorite kpop dancers are B2ST XD)

  357. winic fernandez rubel

    I have to be honest, I am a diehard ELF, but yeah, I know what you meant. I loved the video, and the song, I really love their dance, and everything, but yeah, I was expecting something more like a movie(well, the video teaser 1 was very simple, but the video teaser 2(for the jap ver of the video), was really creepy and I cant wait for the jap ver to be released XD)  anyways, I prefer their videos that are like movies or something(like It’s you, thats my fav video, and it is just amazing, you should watch it)

    anyways, I love suju, a lot!!! I loved the video, and especially I love the song, but SM made us expect a lot more…

    by the way, I also wanted to see siwon dancing wearing the teaser’s outfit XD

  358. im definitely  voting for b2st for the best zombie dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =3

  359. Thank you for reviewing Suju’s Mr. Simple. I will admit, that considering all the hype, I expected something more, especially after the teaser with all the facial mask cracking, lips and tied up person… 

    And Simon, no I wouldn’t want a guy to dress like that. I was a bit horrified when I saw Leeteuk with those ropes and those feathers Ryeowook is holding. O.o and Siwon… O____O

  360. Heechul had the best. The reason? Reminds me of a sexy Asian Mad
    Hatter. Johnny Depp made The Mad Hatter a very sexy, crazy and an
    awesome little fantasy. Heechul brings that out and it’s not only the
    outfit (come on, red and white/pink roses on his tie!) that pulls the “Mad Hatter” thought forward, it’s the look he’s giving. -Niemabuggy (YT)

  361. Seriously , I think Siwon’s is the best ,because I thought showing his abs was enough,but after seeing his legs, I thought we missed something :D  Awesome hair,awesome colors… SIWON!!!

  362. I’m surprised you guise didn’t say anything about “Rollin’ down mah sexay window” or “Lunch is served… on me~” because of JYJ’s matching man-aprons.
    DONGHAEEEEEE!!!! You guise just WHAM showed my three favorites in a row- Sungmin, Donghae, & Yesung (not in the right order though).
    I LOVE LOVE LOVE Super Junior, but no matter how much I love them (and I’m just meh for Batoost), I vote Batoost’s penguin pee walk.

  363. tsofnat khen

    KYUHYUN of course!!
    half naked siwon is something we get on a regular basis (and I’m not complaining) but seeing stoic manly magnae KYUHYUN giving us sexy pose while exposing his armpit dangerously like that is breath taking!
    youtube name: tsufi89

  364. Anonymous

    Oh SImon! You should be their white friend who fixes all the english mess ups! That would be a great job! I do agree with you on this one though, I’m a super fan of super junior and i felt this album wasn’t as epic as their other ones. Im not saying i don’t like this album but it just wasn’t as well defined as “Sorry Sorry” or “Bonamana”. Still, good job guys! Simon and Martina (and Super Junior!) Fighting!

  365. The best teaser photo is Siwon, because the less the better. Who wouldn’t want to see more of that [;
    but they’re all look “ubersexy’

  366. Sungmin’s teaser photo, of course! Just look at him. What kind of man would keep a nonchalant behavior while having a loaded gun (we know it’s loaded) pointing almost directly at his penis? I slight move could turn the whole situation into a painful disaster. When I lived in Mexico people would tell me the story of a police officer who started picking his nose with his gun and…. you can guess how the story ends. Plus, he’s wearing a fishnet tank top AND yellow nail polish on his little finger. Now, THAT’S what M.I.A and I call swag. Sungmin aegyo swag.

  367. I realy like Leeteuk´s teaser photo…LOL I don´t know why? (maybe he is favouriteXDD) I LOVE HE´S MULTICOLOR HAIR~ and those colouring ropes…it look simple?…(?)  sooo sexy~ *drools*

    I would like to see Simon´s single “Bonerama” XDDD
    this is the link of my youtube profile^^—–> http://www.youtube.com/user/dominicapm?feature=mhee

  368. I hate that you guys feel the need to apologize to the blackjacks! They need to grow up and stop complaining. Super Junior won. FAIRLY. 

    But imma brush this off because you know I’m a– I’LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T STOP COMPLAINING!
    haha, that part was so funny. ;)

  369. My favorite teaser pic is HeeChul because I like his blue jacket.

    I’m lonebard on youtube :)

  370. brentphan1

    i think shindong is the best looking with his b-boy gun in the hand pose. 
    from: TheKpopDude
                                                    

  371. ninirobinson

    HaHa, yeah the music video threw me off as well, i expected a big hurricane of color and neon animal prints, oh well…
    But anyways, i vote for btwost!! penguin pee dance!

  372. For funny walk I vote Super Junior, the Zombies always will be better than penguins xD
    And we also noticed some similarities with the Roly Poly dance, check out here: http://cuentoscoreanos.com/2011/08/05/kpopcomic_mblaqysuju/ it’s our comic edition of this video! ^^

  373. Sharon Park

    haha you just cant beat that “X-Dance” that some fans are calling it. 
    i was really surprised that you guys didn’t talk about the beginning sequence in the video, with all the members walking around and appearing and disappearing and being replaced with other members and magically pulling their jackets up through the air….LIKE A MAN.

    PS.sungmins teaser was totally epic. where else will you see a teaser photo of a guy with a bejeweled gun stuck down the front of his pants?

  374. At the beginning I thought the best was Shindong, trying to be an american badass with his pearl necklace in the hat(?) and the swarovski gun…… but then little Rye made his appearance…… being totally cool with his french fries shorts and the folkloric accessories… and the glasses. Come on, his pic can’t be more epic……………… well only if he had used Yesung’s cordobes hat from the “feria” of my village!
    And pros for you three guys!!!!!

  375. Sharon Park

    the reason super junior has to do the whole “look at us hot guys dancing in a cool room” thing in their videos is probably because of all their members. it would be kinda difficult to incorporate a real storyline into a video with all 10 (active) members. like for a love song, it’s a lot easier for groups with fewer members (like 5 ish) to do the whole storyline like “oh im so in love with u girl im gonna follow you around and sing to you to show my love”. doing that with 10 guys? not so much.

    yea. anyway. b2st is totally awesome, but im still def gonna give my vote to SUPER JUNIOR. im just too much of an ELF. hehe :D

  376. This one is clearly the best:

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-o3rn_msWEVQ/TjJ70TXDzKI/AAAAAAAABSs/X-wrITXE0FQ/s1600/Photo+Teaser%2527s+Donghae.jpg

    Maybe I am missing something but it totally looks as if he or someone in his vicinity straight up farted. WTF!? Why is he holding his nose like that?? Is that gesture considered particularly sexy?? It’s not even the standard “lip rub.” It’s CLEARLY a NOSE HOLD. I can think of only one situation where you do that. Maybe he’s like, “Ooooh, you stinky, stinky girl. C’mere gyyyrl. Ayyy stinky gyyyrl.” Haha!!!

  377. i love sj’s zoombie dance!!!! it’s sooo cute :) and i think the teaser photos are for the album and not for the mv…. 

  378. Eunhyuk definitely had the best teaser photo! :D <3
    he looked sooo different than his older image where he had the darker hair, and was more of a cute, boyish look..but now its like "HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT ME. I AM SEXY." … you know? orrr it could be "i sexy sexy.." yeah…no? anywaysss. I chose him :) 
    <3Bailey

  379. Arin Sudradjat

    I like Kyuhyun’s photo teaser the most because his armpit hair IS NAUGHTY NAUGHTY and it BLOW MY MIND~ titittiwww..

    Youtube acc: miamuanizm

  380. The Pee Dance is preferred.

    I thought during Martina’s sound montage Simon was going to say,”No artificial sounds were used in the making of this video.”

  381. I love all the memes on this~ lol

  382. Byeonguk Yook thanks for the links they were funny!!!

  383. lol where did they come up with the term “blackjacks” for 2ne1′s fans? just wondering..so true about Suuper Junior’s Music Video “Mr. Simple” quite a let down indeed :(

  384. I have to say my favorite teaser picture is Yesung’s!   Okay, so he has the whole cool-black-hate-like-a-boss thing going on, and you think it’s all manly, but then you look down…. PINK LEOPARD PRINT?!?!?!?! And then as you recover from your shock, the first thing you think: “Wow, he pulls it off!” Not many Kpop male idols can do that, considering not even a lot of girls wear pink leopard print (is it leopard? Not sure XD) O.o  Sorry Simon, but here I begin some fangirl ranting: Do you see his muscular arms?! :O Beautiful…. *drools* And his side look, like, “Hey, look at me bein’ sexy and lookin’ at you like I’m a mobster!” @_@ I love how the hat puts the upper part of his face in shadows; it makes him more mysterious and appealing, yah? And then the epic throw-the-coat-over-the-shoulder-but-it-actually-reached-the-other-shoulder-so-I’m-not-really-throwing-it-over-my-shoulder-but-maybe-I’ll-just-stare-at-you-so-you-don’t-notice is a win! And and and! Ireallylovehisgloveandscarfandnecklaceandbracelets *_*

  385. Hohohoho! you have noticed that no image is simple? …  Well i prefer the Heechul’s Teaser Image it’s really colourful and reminds me of Britney Spears … for Some Strange Reason, Maybe it’s the circus!…  and it is less perverted image…. ¬¬

    Youtube: PKSPZZ

  386. Megan Hare

    My favorite teaser photo is Willy Wonka’s, I mean Kim Heechul.

    What is the origin of Simon’s “Bone-a-ramma” song/dance?

  387. Oh…I see what i did wrong. I didn’t refresh the comment box. My bad ^^’

    Ubersexual-Sujuhoar O__O LOOOOL When Martina starter
    karate chopping, i laughed, when Simon started, i laughed more and when Spudgy
    started, i fell out of my chair XDDDDD My cat was looking at me like “O.o…”
    Daebak :’D And in my opinion, at first, i really didn’t like the song at
    all, but after about the 4th time listening to it, i was addicted to it. I was
    also looking for this crazy type of circus/party/mayberobotic feel for
    Mr.Simple, but nope, it was just Simple.I’m supprised that you guys didn’t
    talk about what happened around 2:06 in the video…Where Sungmin does a move
    towards the camera…but it looks questionable…*COUGHS* xD Great video as
    usual guys, Love you all♥^^

  388. Hey guys! I don’t know if you have seen this yet, but there is this rumor going around the internet saying that each of the teaser pictures represents a certain country. For example, Shindong would represent America because his picture has red, white, and blue on it and he is totally gangsta styling’! So in that case, I would say that Donghae has the best photo because he represents Canada ( because he has a fur coat and a red background etc.) :D. Thank you for the great video this week! :D

  389. So…i nearly had a crisis (guess I listened to Mr.Simple too much) trying to pick the best teaser photo. Finally after thinking about it like a zillion times i think the best one is EUNHYUK’s.

    It was the first picture they released and when it came out i was like “NOOOO, what the hell have they done to him?! and why is he wearing…..MC Hammers clothes and a golden tiara?! O.o” but after seeing the rest of the members teasers, with all those colorful feathers, furs, rainbow ropes, cheetah patterns, missing pants (not that i’m complaining about this one…), I thought “well, i guess the first teaser was the least bizarre. He seems to be Mr. Simple amogst them all”.

    So that’s why i like it, because Eunhyuk’s picture didn’t have a wide range of dizzying colors and patterns on it…and because, though you can only see it on the other album pictures, he’s the only one who has the word “ELF” painted on his nails ^.^

    youtube username: nixievk

  390. Anonymous

    Y R U SO MAD AT US Y KNO WE LOVE WHYY GEEEEE

    lol favourite! i know you’ve already reviewed 2ne1′s songs but ‘Ugly’ is the title track and idk out of all the tracks, THIS is the one that i wish you guys would review! but it’s cool i still had a great laugh watching this video. always looking forward to your work!

  391. sungmin not because he’s my bias -ahem-

    youtube username: taiwancookie

  392. I love all of their teaser photos, but I have to say that, no matter who my bias is, Shindong’s teaser pic was the best. His was the most surprising. The others, you expected them to be suave, sexy, have that swagger feel to their photos, and I have to be honest, I wasn’t expecting that with Shindong’s picture. Although there were others that were pretty surprising, like Leeteuk with his nipple ropes and Ryeowook’s flower boas, but Shindong’s picture just took me off guard. He looks slimmer, you can tell that he worked really hard to lose the weight for this album; he has the funky blue feathers, just enough bright colors and he has the blinged out gun! He also fits that ubersexual concept: that even though he’s not showing skin to be sexy, he is still sexy by the way he posed or the emotions he’s emitting from his eyes. I was disappointed when his photo came out, not disappointed because of the picture, but because Kyuhyun’s teaser photo was leaked and it took the attention away from Shindong’s picture. Everybody turned their attention to Kyu’s photo and Shindong’s photo wasn’t given the right amount of love that it deserved, but I digress. Anyway, hands down for me, Shindong’s picture deserves ALL of the awards ^^

    —-

    Ok, I pretty much agree with your video. I was definitely disappointed with the video because like you said, there was soooo much hype going into it, the expectations were through the roof. Every ELF in the world were hoping for a 20 minute colorful video, with a lot of drama in it, but it ended up just like any other Super Junior videos. Not that I’m saying that I don’t like it, but it’s disappointing. I feel that SM doesn’t put as much effort into their videos. I think the only ones that have a story to their videos are Don’t Don, No Other and It’s You, other than that, they always dance in a room. They put more effort in everything else, but the video. I was disappointed with the chorus dance when I first saw it, because it’s WAY too simple. The other choreo, however, were bangin.

    Even though I’m a hard core ELF, I agree with the stuff you guys said. You’re always so hilarious and I hope that other ELF don’t come out with their claws pointed at you. But the only critique that I have for your video is that maybe you shouldn’t have apologized to Blackjacks while doing the Mr. Simple video. I mean you could have left it alone and like you said you’ve done 3 other 2ne1 videos and you love YG. It was kind of like a hit below the belt; it was like you saying that you didn’t want to do the Mr. Simple evaluation, but you had no choice because ELF voted for it. Makes a few ELF feel bad you know?

    Oh and for the battle, I have to vote for Super Junior of course :D

    Anyway I’ll end my novel here and my Youtube name is TimeStillExists01, I would have posted my response on Youtube, but it’s too long lol.

  393. Ok to be honest….SiWon has a nice pic because ofcourse he has a rockn body and looks good even thou i hate that yellowish greenish pants and socks -_- but ofcourse he is gorgeous and will always look good but i would have loved to see a more mature photograph than a sexy based one cause SiWon is beautiful and there is really no need to over expose him…thou no one minds…[ i would love his cover....^_^ ]

    So for me [ after talking about how beautiful SiWon is] the best picture as in photography wise is ShinDong because of the colors that were used in his wardrobe….the rest of the members have colors that are really shocking or they mismatch….they have colors people wouldn’t usually put together or maybe because the clothes where to…odd…ok so i really liked the colors that were used in ShinDong pic …the blue goes very nice with the scenery and it gave him a brand new image like of a bad guy or a chic gunman jajajaj ^_^ [ the feathers how ever suck -_- but they don't look that bad cause they don't overwhelm the picture like RyeoWooks ]…he looks really good and healthier and his expression is priceless…he really got into his character…so to me photography wise i would pick ShinDongs

    ps:my youtube name is Kirst501
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Kirst501

     

  394. (Besides Siwons…uber sexiness) I really like Heechul’s teaser photo. It really expresses his mysterious, awkward, Johnny Depp swag,  really well. The mismatching colors really go well together and compliment his style when he’s performing on stage: always a surprises.

  395. Firstly Thanks for reviewing Mr.Simple, it was a bit disappointing I agree =( At first I was really bothered by the changes in the song but now I can’t stop listening to it ^^  For the Giveaway,
    I’m felix62442 on youtube as subscriber ^^.
    I really hesitated which one to choose, but in the end I choose Donghae’s one. Actually Shindong’s one is killing it, it’s the best, visually. I can’t believe some people say “I’ll be disappointed if Shindong comes”. whatever.
    But the reason I chose Donghae is actually because of his jacket – even though it does not fit to summer XD- The jacket has world countries flags on it. I saw my country-Turkey- on it and I was so happy that we are getting some recognition too. It made me really happy.
    Sorry for long reply. Have a good time reading all of the replies XD Good luck.

  396. Guys I LOL’D so hard at this one!  The blooper reel as well!!  Wae you so funnnnneh?!?!?  I agree with you guys tho I expected a little more from their comeback, but I still find the song catchy and fun!  Since you guys are sending out gifts for your lovely supporters I will take you guys out for dinner when I visit!  Muahahha!!  Korea University here I come!!  (seriously though next fall I will be there for school and dinner is on me!!  XD)

  397. Fumiko Li

    Ryeowook’s teaser photo! Because it has a tragic story behind it… 
    He just found his lost love that he has been searching for, for years. She came to him saying goodbye and ran away with tears flying off of her cheek bones. Ryeowook couldn’t stand to lose her again, so he chased after her with all his might. Suddenly, on his chase, he came across a pile of birds, specifically red and yellow ones. So he came up with an idea to shave the birds and give their feathers to his love, hoping that she will come back to him. He caught up with her and presented the feathers with a seriously look on his face. She shook her head and pushed the bloody feathers away softly and said “I’m sorry and I can’t except your love” she then walked away again, only this time Ryeowook didn’t chase after her. You could hear that cracking sound of a heart that’s just been broken and the dripping sound of the tear that has been shed. Ryeowook has been denied and I guess that’s all to be said.

  398. The Super Junior member that had the best teaser photo I think was…Yesung. Its not just because I’m extremely biased, its just that with the awsome pink leopard print shirt and the hat combined with his amazing hair…..it was hot. Really hot. Frankly I liked his teaser picture a lot more than Siwon’s, sorry Siwon I still love you but Yesung was working it more for me.

  399. I really really loved Heechul’s teaser pic…for the oddest reason. It looks like an Old Navy ad, and OMFG I just thought that was so cool. I mean, the font and the background and the crazy colors just screamed Old Navy…well, I’m not, like…an Old Navy obsessed stan or something, I just…thought it was cool that it looked like one. Plus, his teaser pic stands out because they totally used a different font design than the others, and it came out like…an Old Navy ad. Yeah. I got excited over…an Old…Navy ad…lookalike. Now I wanna go shopping >.> youtube user is xxavenged101xx ^^

  400. Fumiko Li

    Ryeowook’s teaser photo! Because it has a tragic story behind it… 
    He just found his lost love that he has been searching for, for years. She came to him saying goodbye and ran away with tears flying off of her cheek bones. Ryeowook couldn’t stand to lose her again, so he chased after her with all his might. Suddenly, on his chase, he came across a pile of birds, specifically red and yellow ones. So he came up with an idea to shave the birds and give their feathers to his love, hoping that she will come back to him. He caught up with her and presented the feathers with a seriously look on his face. She shook her head and pushed the bloody feathers away softly and said “I’m sorry and I can’t except your love” she then walked away again, only this time Ryeowook didn’t chase after her. You could hear that cracking sound of a heart that’s just been broken and the dripping sound of the tear that has been shed. Ryeowook has been denied and I guess that’s all to be said.

  401. Ok, hello again, This comment would be less happy-sounded then the last time, but imma say what I want to say. But of coz, I’ll try not to hurt anyone. No harm intended.

    Ok, have to say, u might think that I’m conservative, blablabla, but the last thing that I wanted to see in Mr. Simple MV is Siwon with his tight boxer…and even Ryewook with his…..owh God, no. And if I got Siwon’s cover when I buy that album (or you, S&M wanna do me a favor and give me one copy [owh pretty please~~~~~]). My friends said this; “If they have Siwon’c cover, for sure their parents would ban SuJu.”

    Ehem, next point.

    Well, the idea of the next “Before You Go” MV for this song, sure, it would be super super super cool right?!!! Maybe they should do mini drama for their MV, but hey, SuJu had passed the time where they could strike all these cool poses in front of the camera, and chasing over some random girls, don’t you think? I mean, it’s their style, to show of their dance moves and cool formations in the choreo~ That has been SuJu’s trademark, as we know them as the biggest group in the world. How could 10 guys be in a 4 minute mini-drama? Then people would start talking about this member don’t have enough camera time and stuff. Remember last time SuJu acted? And half of the members could only be the extras or cameos? So, as for me, the mini-drama concept is not suitable for SuJu.

    And I love the MV, the simplicity is nice.

    Next, okay. Hey Simon, believe me, not only native speakers find the line “Because I naughty naughty” is funny, or….funny in a not funny way…..Believe me, I wondered as well, is it hard to put “am” between I and naughty. And I got your Knoty joke, coz Leeteuk sang “I’m Mr Simpeul”, which sounded a lot like Malay’s “simpul”, which means….knot. The ropes at the neck….yeah, knoty. Now that they’ve confirmed SME’s popularity in Europe, I seriously think that they should upgrade their English, as SuJu members had shown the effort to use proper English (via Twitter).

    And I actually…appreciate SM’s effort to try something new with SuJu. Though some of the concepts (of the teaser pics) are a bit…extreme, to an extend, but hey, finally, SuJu had more colors, don’t you think? Ever since Don’t Don, Sorry Sorry, Bonamana, they’ve been in greyscale tone, it’s actually good to see them in color.

    And I was kinda waiting for anyone, ANYONE to emphasize on how the individual camera shoot for all of the members had been even out FINALLY, this time around. Ya know, last time, Shindong, Sungmin, Ryeowook, Yesung don’t really have THAT much focused shots for themselves.

    I should stop right? Kkkkk~

    * * * * *

    About the pics, ok, I was blown away, BLOWN away with Shindong’s pic, I mean, come on! His bling bling gun could surely rival your “shoot like a watermelon(????)” gun, right, RIGHT? :P

    But ok, aside from the shock I received from Siwon’s & Wook’s tight pants (add the flame-y feathers in Ryeowook’s case), I could never get over KYUHYUN’s picture. People been saying that he had Germany as his concept (for the color and the hat), but for the 1st time, and the next time I looked at that pic, all I see is his ARMPIT HAIR. Sorry bro, I like you, you’re one of my biases, but the Amazon jungle over there is rather disturbing to me~ Sorry Kyu~

    p/s: SORRY FOR THIS FREAKING LONG COMMENT! I <3 YOU S&M. And again, I didn't see my name mentioned in your vids. Oh well~ :)

    And I vote for Beast, coz that Penguin Pee move is cool! And it's hard to follow~ :/

  402. I love how you guy incorporate all these internet memes now. I’m not so much disappointed that they are not dressed like in their teaser photos so much as the video resembles the teaser VIDEO in NO WAY. smh. Bonerama… I have no words. Cannot be unheard.

    I’m voting for B2ST’s footwork though because they always have awesome dances.

  403. I vote SUPER JUNIOR!!
    I’m surprised so many people were disappointed. I thought it was a cool dance, an awesome song, and  come on, a sexy Siwon and white-haired Eunhyuk. I don’t think you can get any more awesome-er than that hahaha. Minus Shindong’s horrible horrible mushroom head hair cut….

  404. I like kyuhyun teaser picture the most. because he looks amazing, nuffsaid. captain cho, you’re more than just welcomed to drive my boat.
    anyway my youtube username is rumraisinism.

  405. Hey Simon and Martina :D love you reviews!!!
    I think the best teaser photo is Ryeowook why?because the photographer capture him in the middle of his transformation.You though the feather were only to cover his incredibly skinny legs……. no,no……. You see back when he was promoting with Super Junior M in Taiwan he got bit by a strange bird which cause him to become BIRDBOY!!! protecting people  from…………….No,no,not Bad guys that’s Superman’s job…..he’s protecting from…….. BAD FASHION!!!!,giving them,colorful clothing such as leather prints,neon underpants,cheesy magician,fashionable boat captain,sexy fur,rainbow abs-covering ropes,futuristic agent 007,sunshine pants and red riding hood (without the hood) outfits, so that we could all live in a more pretty world.OHHH!!!! one more thing i definitely vote for Super Junior xDYouTube name: sujin0929 :D

  406. Donghae looks like he was picking his nose and he got caught, Leeteuk’s facial expression is saying, “You really made me wear this blue jacket?” and Siwon looks like he lost a bet and had to wear his underwear staring at people as the walk past him. I can’t choose between the 3. lyoncub3 is my youtube name

  407. i believe that siwons picture was the best because like Martina said green underpants,green tubesocks,and really bright shoes! thats sooo beautiful!! but i think it would b kinda scary if they wore those as stage outfits because if siwon was naughty naughty his friend would pop out n everyone could see it right?? and his HAIRY legs would probably scare of the production team….yea i shouldnt deserve to get it right COME ON NOW everyones is soo detailed…..huuuuuuuuh im depressed TT_TT

  408. Of Course Super Junior!! 
    I think that Donghae’s  teaser photo was the most inspiring one , because even trought he has a transparent blouse, a rope around his neck and a fluffy jacket , his looks shows confidence and the back of his jacket had printed flags of the countries all around the world (…… even Romania….WoW) .
    I think this photo wants to show that you can be mr. or mrs.Simple and it doesn’t matter where are you from .
    You don’t have to be colourfull like them, just be youreself !!<3

    Sorry for my english and thank you guys for reviewing Super Junior Mr. Simple!!
    Love you guys and Spudgy!!!! <3
    Hello's from Romania!!!!<3 ;-)

  409. i liked donghae’s teaser pic the most because of his wonderful face arousal stance. ;)

  410. Beast vs Super Junior. SUPER JUNIOR OFCOURSE!!! ♥

  411. SUPER JUNIOR! I would say my favourite teaser would have to be the eternal maknae RYEOWOOK!! Why? Because…you know the singer Mika? In the photo Wookie managed to pull off that funky,british, colourful style that Mika has. What other Korean idol can do that man! Plus doesnt it totally suit the concept of ubersexual..the colours are obviously colourful but they match nicely. The colours and style really reflect Ryeowook’s happy and bright personality. Ryeowook is also known to have one of the most amazing voices, the photo style really also reflects the uniqueness of his voice all together (chirpy, bubbly voice). So yes..all the reasons why i say RYEOWOOK’S TEASER PHOTO totally BLEW MY MIND! 

    youtube account : Serinnah 

  412. B2ST. For Sure. :D this was a great one! thanks guys!  :D

  413. a-box-of-chocolates

    BEAST <3 <3 <3

  414. Nicole Chavannes

    Ahh, I’m sort of torn on my favorite teaser photo between Ryeowook and Heechul (Siwon’s yummy, yummy abdomen aside).
    I love Ryeowook’s because I mean, c’mon, it’s a flame-red-feather-boa-thing that looks kind of like flame-red-feather-pants the way that it’s positioned, which for some reason I find awesome. Maybe it’s because this is the only place I would ever see anything like that. And with the full-body shot that they took Ryeowook looks pretty darn tall considering the boy is, well, rather tiny. Plus the background is probably simplest of all, just a light, pale blue with that simple black font, leaving all the focus on his ridiculously… unique attire ^.^
    As for Heechul’s I’m getting a Willy Wonka theme from it and that makes me like it right away. With the top hat and the funky yellow font I’m getting a sort of modern Wonka feel from it. Is it just me or did anyone else feel like that?
    Having said that, and being a big WW fan, I have to say Heechul’s is my favorite photo ^.^
    “Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of pure imagination…” :D
    Oh, and my youtube name is dbskfreak08

  415. what is that little yellow thing on the floor between ryeowooks legs?????

  416. Anonymous

    Super Junior!! I like Eunhyuk’s teaser photo. Seriously because it’s like he ruled the entire SJ comeback. I really think that SME put the best effort on Eunhyuk because he’s the most favorite member among Korean Elfs and he will be somehow ‘in-charge’ of SJ when Leeteuk and Heechul enter the military.Youtube name: smilingjean 

  417. Denise Morales

    I have to say that Ryeowook takes the gold, with his raccoon buddy on his back (or is it a squirrel?) and his french fried pants- or shall I say chips do to the English flag bow tie hanging around his neck- and his yellow zebra print tank top I must say he surpasses all.

    Youtube name: Nichiwa14

  418. the best teaser picture is obviously of Siwon: his pensive look represents the thoughts every person involved in the k-pop industry must face: am i attractive enough? are my abs rock hard? do i have weird hair in weird places, like on my toes that i need to rid myself of before I debut? (the answer to the last question is yes)
    his limegreen boxers show the playful side of k-pop and the contrast between the the serious behind the stage and strenuous training with the happy, upbeat side we see. 
    his chiseled, lean body brings to mind Michelangelo’s David, and is a symbol of the century long struggle for physical perfection, while at the same time, the viewer must wonder “is this photoshopped?” (I SAY NO!)
    also, it’s an incredibly attractive k-pop star wearing basically nothing but lime green boxers. yum. 

  419. Anonymous

    I Vot for
    B2ST …..

  420. Hey Simon & Martina, thanks for the great review as always! Agree with u, the engrish really is funny and the song sounds funny too on the first hear! Props to SM, it was stuck in my head the first time i hear it.

     My favorite concept photo would be Shindong’s, honestly he doesnt even look like Shindong! He dont look like the Shin dong we know (big-sized and all), I like his yellow paint eye mask and blue rain coat and feathered boa and his naughty naughty diamond sequined pistol. 

  421. First for the showdown :SUPER JUNIOR!!! XD hehehe powerful xman walk FTW!!! ^_^

    I love you guys to bits! Honestly you are hilare! But… it would be nice if you learnt there names :S the guy with the ropes is DONGHAE…. I know there are 10 members (in this vid) but it’s not that hard! They are one of the biggest kpop groups! 

    Also WHY DO YOU KEEP MENTIONING 2NE1! Super Junior has a way bigger fanbase then 2ne1! (no offence black jacks) Also there comeback was one the most anticipated but you keep saying sorry to 2ne1 fans? 2ne1 seem to release vids ALL the time SJ? like twice a yr (not counting subgroups).  Give them some credit… they have more international concerts than anyother band :S  Again not meaning to offend blackjacks but you’ll have your time NEXT WEEK! ELFS have a tonne of voting power… and just spend that time talking about sj… not 2ne1!

    Also I felt you may be a lil harshon the vid.  You said you liked it but didn’t really say why… :S C’mon the dance formations for the 10 person unit was good!! Last week you mentioned infinite’s vid that you liked the fact they were clear precise moves and cool sets of members doing different things… It was the same in this vid too!!! Apart from the chorus the overall dance was pretty complicated.

    Ok this is a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay long comment but I had to get that off my chest.  I admit I am biased however, I think you didn’t give this vid the justice it deserved.  :P ok I’m an ELFand I can’t help that… but i think you haven’t really given SJ there credit as one of the biggest kpop stars! :) this album is gonna sell a hell of a lot of copies and top the charts for weeks! Heck the mv has… nearly 4million views now? and you failed to mention this either.

    I love you guys to bits… but plse… give ELFs some credit!  We voted for the vid so you don’t have to keep apologizing to blackjacks… 

    • Geez…take a chill pill girl. It’s their MV review, and be thankful that they did a review to your bias idol. You want a satisfied review? Make your own.

    • Sorry.  We felt icky apologizing as well, but we’ve been receiving angry emails from people.  Allllllso, please note, we made a longer apology at the end of the video, so that more people could have their name on the list (instead of just 100 names, we put up 200) because so many people voted.

      As for the video, I think we were harsher on it just because of the teaser photos.  We were super excited for this video to come out when we saw the teasers.  We were expecting something really groundbreaking.  Instead, we got something normal.  It’s a good video, with good dancing, yes, but we felt like for a comeback, especially with teaser photos like that, AND from Super Junior, we wanted an EPIC EPIC video.  Know what I’m saying?

      If we didn’t see the teasers, we probably would have been a lot happier for the video.  

  422. But this video is probably going to join the pattern they have used twice before. First a simple video where everything is uber simple and then a story video where there is at least some story…

  423. I’m totally addicted to Mr. Simple but I gotta admit B2ST’s epic penguin dance is way better xD
    Great review as usual!:D still waiting for 2NE1- Ugly Simon -__-

  424. I like teaser concept the most. I just amazed how he can look alike queen heart from alice and the white queen at once. Not to mention that his pose like someone lookin’ desperate and want to strip his clothes (free me from this costume!).

    and no, i’m not an antis. I do love his regal looks.

    Youtube username: miseal4

  425. Because you naughty, naughty~
    Haha, I always look forward to Music Mondays! I really enjoy watching your videos :)
    My youtube account – thechubbything

    Now, onto my favourite teaser pic……Need I say more?? :P
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loyw8uf5h91qd5j52o1_500.gif

  426. Thank you so much for doing Mr Simple. :) 

    I am a huge Siwon fan but I have to say my favourite teaser photo is Heechul simply because it shows his real identity. All of their albums so far not including this one has been pretty much monotone in terms of colour which if you have realised does not reflect his real personality. In his teaser photo however he looks like a ring master and that really suits him since he is considered the Lady Gaga of KPOP. The colours also reflect his bright, confident nature. 
    youtube name: Raexxx123

  427. Sistinas ♥

    When I was watching the video I thought exactly the same: “Sounds like a mash-up!” But at the end of the day you can’t help singing it..!

    So as for my choice: I would say EunHyuk because when I saw the teaser I thought GD was SuJu’s new member, but my definite choice is Siwon because I can picture him with his neon mini-short/socks/sneakers going to one of his church meetings and praying on them. xD

  428. I am an ELF and I would have been dissapointed of their MV, if I wasn’t totally horrified of their teaser pics. I literally prayed that they wont be wearing those outfits again and I promised that I would never make fun of them dancing in white rooms.

    So I was VERY glad when I saw that they were dancing in white rooms again with suits on. I also personally liked the song. The song kept changing its beats and that’s what makes it interesting to listen to. The rest of the song in the album are also fun songs to dance to.

    So as you can see, I dont like the teaser pics. Only one: Heechul. The clothes are not crazy looking looking or just plain ulgy. Its looks decent and fasionable. Lets be real here, Heechul is the diva of this group. He is the only one who can pull of crazy looking clothes and still make it work.
    Youtube name lillian23910

    btw, my vote goes to super junior bc I can actually do that dance. B2St dance is hard even though it looks so simple =(

  429. Lianet Cuella

    There was no competition in picking my favorite, I had to pick Ryeo Wook. I mean you have to give it to the poor guy he must of been in such a hurry from his other job as a car cleaner, the new kind that you shake your hips side to side as your amazing attachable boa’s clean the car for you, that he forgot to take of the uniform. Then to make matters worse as punishment  for being late they gave him matching shirt and shorts looking tights, I mean as long as they are similar color then they match right? who cares about them having the same pattern or not, especially when you throw in a bright red jacket to distract people away from this slight oversight. I guess being a super star is hard work!!

    youtube username: sakuradavik

  430. oh dear this an English fail. please pardon this as i have had very little sleep before writing my previous response

  431. i have to say beast win the dance for me mostly because i can actually do the dance. i have to say that i think the most epic teaser photo was shindong because he looked so different from how he normally does or donghae being a rainbow colored version of mcgayver. youtube:ladyvampire103

  432. Oh gosh, I can’t even begin to tell you how confused I was when I saw this video. @_@twitter-75270245:disqus

    Although Siwon gets automatic favorite teaser photo (because he’s my bias), I think my favorite would have to be Ryeowook’s photo. When I first saw it on allkpop, I was like, “Oh wow, Ryeowook is looking all grown up and handsome, not all cutesy like they normally make him” and got excited, but then I scrolled down and HOLY FRENCH FRIES what happened to his bottom half?! :O Maybe he’s trying to start a new mullet-esque fashion. Business on top, BICYCLISTS’ SAMBA DANCE PARTY on bottom. Ohhh yeahhh. ;D
    YouTube: FearTheFlowers

    By the way..ASKDIFERAKDS ANGRY SPUDGY WAS ADORABLE!! X3

  433. I have to give love to the color blind European Taxi driver that Kyuhyun must have robbed to get that outfit!  I’m surprised they didn’t leave the poor driver chained up with that log chain around his neck!  BTW I follow your youtube channel as rebeccamerry!  Thanks guys!   

  434. Thanks to promote Super Junior – Mr. Simple XD
    My favourite teaser picture is Sungmin.  Teaser after his notice, there is news write that he looks like ‘small fry’, I am particularly pleased because he had been a simple good image, he finally give a little bit naughty is not the same image, and very happy.

  435. Totally agree with you today! On 100000% I’m with you!
    “Mr.Simple” isn’t my favourite song. For me the best song of the album is “My Love, My Kiss, My Heart” and I really love “Walkin”♥  and MV is really disappointing… T-T But still watching it because they are HOT! ^^

  436. Shindong was the best teaser for me , he just looked amazing,  even if my bias is Yesung.

  437. You should watch Super Junior – No Other MV and Super Junior M – Super Girl MV! Then you will see that they don’t only dance!

  438. im trying to think back to super junior videos and i have to say all of their videos really are basically them all dancing, the only one i can think of that even remotely tells a story would be super junior m’s “supergirl” xD anyways mr simples getting really catchy now and i have to say this to people that don’t like it: “listen to the rest of the songs on their album!” i think its rather good :D

  439. Teaser radar activated…. beep beep beep….Target: Captain Choi Siwon (target locked)Reason: K-version of David Beckham in Armani’s underwear alert! (gaaaaaaaah!!) Mission status: Pending……….ola Simon & Martina~ rubbishbullshit here! :)

  440. I love Shindong’s pic….seeing as the SM hair-stylists still hasn’t spared him the horrible “toilet-pot” hairstyle…at least the people dressing him had more mercy.  His outfit is the most realistic and he actually looks hot!!! Oh….and I just can’t resist a man with a gun ;D (youtube ~ sagirl24)

  441. As always, I really enjoyed your Music Mondays ^^ 

    Gotta give Leeteuk some love now, I choose him because his looks in the teaser are just……. a lost cause. His picture is the weirdest of them all lol! Why are there RAINBOWY BONDAGE ROPES on his chest? xD And was he that cold he needed to wear two layers of expensive coats… Was he planning on playing a football match that he had to wear 3 (?) layers of underwear to protect his jewels? >< And don't get me started on the tights hahaha and that lulzy haircut (thank god, it's just a wig). I just can't look at the photo without having a good laugh :D He just make me want to give him a pat on the back for sacrificing himself for the better good XD
    Maybe he wore the outfit to test ELF's sight….. As for me, I became colorblind for the few days afterwards…… Couldn't distinguish the colors properly on msn when I talked with my friends -_-

    Youtube username: ipikou

  442. Hodto Tu

    Martina´s part with funny sounds was totally AWESOME (mainly fridge opening and afterwards).

    Oh Simon, “white friend” – you are so racist :) Just kidding.

    BTW. lyrics on the web say “Because you naughty, naughty”.

  443. Thanks for doing Mr simple :D

     I like siwons teaser most because of his underpants and shoes :D 
    imagine their concerts with hime walking around in those and the lights go off and it glows d:
    youtube name ronang0217

  444. looking at them all together they look straight out of a trippy circus rave…. and i wanna GO!!! so im voting for heechul!!

    he looks like the ring leader of this band of quirky men…. and something has to be said for a man who can pull of a pink shirt..floral tie.. and BONDAGE GEAR!!!!!

    my youtube name is missnicki88

  445. Hello there ^^ I hope I’m doing this the right way.

    My youtube account name is: baela22906
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    To Simon & Martina.

    My favourite teaser picture is Shindong’s one. I mean who wouldn’t like this picture. He’s giving of this gangster feel, which I think really suite him. And did you see that look in his eyes…. *beeeam* It seems to me he’ll say something like: “Drop dead if you do anything bad! Because I will shoot you with my bling-bling… water pistol! ->>> *shoot’s with THE water pistol [pshiiiit - pshiiit]*” **Yeahhhhh…**

    That’s also why I like this picture, first you get that bling bling gangster impression of him, but when you look closely then you notice that THE pistol is actually a WATER GUN!!!…. And when you look at all the SJ teaser pictures you’ll wonder if the holster of the pistol is Sungmin’s PANTS…. Yes you saw that right girl 0_O” I mean how come Shindong’s bad-ass bling bling water pistol ends up in Sungmin’s PANTS!???

    I laughed till I had tears coming up when I discovered that. Once you know those FACTS you can not look at Sungmin’s & Shindong’s teaser pictures the same way… *uhn uhn, no way that’s possible*
    Okay we know the guys are close, but what do you have to conclude after finding this out!? That Shindong’s the mafia boss of THE bling-bling water pistol and that Shindong’s his personal secretary & living holster!? We all know mafia bosses sleep with a hand on their guns… so the conclusion of this would be, by A + B = C that Shindong since then sleeps with his hand on his gun…. while it’s in Sungmin’s pyjamas!???? *yeahhhhhh, imagination is running wild on this one*

    Daphné

  446. Pitty T.

    First of all: thanks for doing Music Mondays about ‘Mr.Simple’!! ^^ 

    Well, gonna say who’s the best teaser pic: Donghae. Why? Let’s look at the teaser carrefully. First of all: why the f*ck a guy is wearing that kind of coat? and even more important: we’re in summer!!! Donghae, darling, aren’t you melting with that coat on????? 
    Let’s go with his facial expression: that killer-what the hell is this smell?-sexy stare! Really really liked it! He expresses too many things all together xD
    Oh! The necklaces!! He’s like the korean mini version of Mr. T!! But!! to be different from him, he also wears a rope! Awesome!

    That’s all. 
    Well…no, wait. I think it’s the best teaser because… I just had to pick one to give my opinion and be able to enter the poll to win the CD xD I really like every teaser because they’re different from we’ve seen before and have no connection with the MV  LOL. 

    Thanks again Simon & Martina, you’re totally awesome guys and you always make me laugh with your vids! ^^ 

    Byeee!!!

  447. I THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR REVIEWING THIS!!

    I’m one of those TOTAL DIE-HARD ELFs xDD
    But i’m so pleased you did raise a lot of points that i personally had concerns with too~^^
    fair point i think that 90% of ELFs were disappointed with the MV…
    but HEY!
    THE SONG IS EPIC !!!

  448. Byeonguk Yook

    ROFL! Sound effects of Martina in the kitchen.

  449. even though i am a HUGE ELF, but this time, the album is kind of disappointing as it is the last album before heechul and leeteuk go into army and i thought there will be something more than sorry sorry and bonamana, but it turns out to be just a combination of both songs. From the teaser, many thought it will be like a circus theme for the MV but i guess many of us were wrong. They should use SUPERMAN ! AWESOME SONG!

    For the teaser pictures, i vote EUNHYUK! The Damsel of the Circus ^^He changed the most for this album with the change in his hair colour, not to mention his ONE HAND STAND IN THE MV XD. and of course, in his teaser pictures, his nails has “E” “L” “F” on it ! Crown = DEFINITE WIN! ^^ (and also because he is my BIAS =X)Youtube name : doggiesglory

  450. Cairis, I know how you feel hehe cause it happened to me too but I think Simon and Martina might have just skipped ours accidentally or that’s what I’d like to think hehe. On the otherhand I thought about it being possible that maybe I didn’t really send in a request on it and it was all a dream haha. But I’m happy Music Monday ended up being Super Junior’s Mr. Simple this time!

  451. Honestly, have any of their videos told a story?  There are thirteen of them so I doubt they can really do anything with that.  x)

    And I’m one of those super fans but the ‘naughty naughty’ line cracked me up.  As did most of the english in their songs.

    As for my favorite concept photos, I really liked Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, and Heechul. 8D

  452. I like Leeteuk’s photo the most. It’s not possible to look at it for a long time because you get second-hand embarrassed but I go back to it often. It brightens up my day! The rainbow ropes, the layers of underwear, two coats and two hideous gold necklaces. It shows he’s a good leader. He probably took everything that his younger members didn’t like so the stylist wouldn’t be upset! See? That’s the best leader, who helps and sacrifices his own image.
    And don’t get me start on his fringe.

  453. I’m quite sad I wasn’t one of those listed as voting when I did. (@shippaikyuhyun:disqus)

    Um, my favourite is Heechul’s, because he looks like Willy Wonka. And I think it’s done really well. His hair suits him, the braces suit him (also braces are cool), the colour scheme suits him. I even like the different font (and it adds to the Willy Wonka effect with all the curlicues). And I’d definitely like to win a golden ticket to be led around by him! I think they saved the best until last, definitely! Very stylish!

    Though I completely agree with your statement about it not being ubersexual and no, I definitely do not go searching for guys dressed like this…it’s too…odd.

    (Youtube user: sapphirexclaws)

  454. Yay Super Junior! lol pouring the milk.

  455. Anneyong!!! Oggy06 here (Youtube name)
    I think, initially the photo that appealed to me was neon balls…I mean Siwon, only because it was a startling contrast to the other members ‘concept’ that were variations of a look I like to call ‘Charity shop paint explosion chic’ and he didn’t comply mainly because he wasn’t wearing ANY clothes.
    But as the initial shock wore off. I realised that maybe this wasn’t a album cover I would necessarily be able to flaunt to friends and family (in fears of being labelled a byuntae…which is true but I won’t delve into that now) so when I looked at the other members’s I realised my favourite picture belonged to KyuHyun.
    Usually I don’t pay much attention to the Maknae-on-top, he is usually quite sombre in dress (as that probably reflects his so called ‘evil’ persona the best) and this look actually suits him. If you are familar with Rihanna’s rude boy video, you may find the colours and patterns to be similar to his look. The Caribbean colours- red, yellow, greens and the leopard print ‘ginghamy’ pants doesn’t actually wash him out in my opinion and now everytime I see this picture Rude boy starts playing in my head and I am not mad at all. So what I am trying to get at is : KyuHyun’s teaser surprised me in this concept and he is my favourite :D 

  456. The sound effects part with Martina was very very good, specially her burp :P 

    As for the showdown, I would have to vote for Mr. Simple. IT looks like someone starched their pants. 
    Hmmmm …… I wonder if SM has been seeing Loony Tunes

    Edit – Honestly, I dont know why you guys were so excited about the teaser photos .. my brain would have shut down from sensory overload had Super Junior actually been wearing those dreadful outfits

  457. KIM HEECHUL bcause I only can stares on his teaser photos out of other 9. Hahhahaa, that’s for underage. Idk but Heechul’s photo is flawless but still it’s ACCEPTABLE for me! Others is too ubersexual(?) Lol X)

  458. Engrish FIESTA FTW!!! LOL… slightly disappointed with Mr.Simple. I expected something mind-blowing

  459. I love Ryeowook’s teaser the most. HAHAHA THE FEATHERS SPEAK FOR ITSELF :)

    youtubeusername: MUSICLOVER0394

  460. Hellooo!!
    my YouTube name is : hannaky

    The best Picture ever was Siwon’s teaser!!! I CAN’T STOP WATCHING HIS…HIS…HIS…. yeah… that big thing in green trouser~~~

    Hope i can win!!! :D Best Regards from PERU !!!

  461. piespedant (youtube username)
    [sorry for my english, i'm from Poland]

    Well….I’m more like Yesung fan, but you know….It’s obvious that I like Siwons photo the most. Och, c’mon! Don’t you just fall for this freaking awesome chocolate ABS? Didn’t any E.L.F girl in the world drools everyhing around when she looked at this smeared in bronzer face, which Apollo made himself? 
    And oh yeah! I love this like-really-hurt-made-in-Paint-background, it’s so green….When I see this I just wanna sing, dance, jump and be so fucking LALALALALA~! I find the socks are cute and it’s just making me JSDMJSHAHGDBSAYHDGZ inside, you know? Just look at him.
    Freaking atracctive guy in freaking sexy pose with his freaking slim finger in his freaking hot mouth looking with this freaking seductive eyes and with all of these he’s wearing FREAKING CUTE LIME SOCKS. It sucks, really…. I’m a 16 years old girl with hormones going like crazy!!! I bet when I saw Mr. Un-Simple Choi’s photo my brain just dance Bonamana. I don’t remember right, I faint at that moment…. Besides, I like the contrast between a dark jacket and a light bottom. This forces people to pay attention at something that many-fangirls-just-spazz-out. 
    And I think that poor Yesung’s turtle is really uncomfortable in Siwon’s pants. When Jongwoon finds out, he’s not gonna be amused.
    Let’s fly Captain Lime Panties! 

  462. PEOPLE DO NOT BUY FORM YESASIA!!! 
    Its sales dont count to Hanteo Charts!

    Please buy in http://www.dvdheaven.com or in http://www.kpoptown.com

    I bought from these 2 places and, especially the 1st, its 100% guaranteed ;D ANd their sales count for sj!!!!

  463. Anonymous

    i don’t know why.. but the first thing that came out of my mind when I saw their teaser photos…

    is “G-DRAGON”! hahaha! GD is the only person i know who like this kind of fashion… (but i like it too) SO COLORFUL… then when I saw them in their Comebacks.. none of this outfits were used!! hahaha!!

    by the way.. for the best teaser photo for me.. is…… HEECHUL’s photo.. haha! killer one-eye! scary! but love it! haha!
    youtube – effer015

  464. I reckon Ryeowook could clean everything around him when he walks with all those feathers on his legs. Efficient! :D

    Youtube: DarkSilentNight101

  465. too bad many people choose this MV over Ugly. i’m dying to know what you guise think about Ugly!!! GRRR!!!! people, please!! vote for Ugly, please please please please!!!!

  466. Youtube name- Icyookami

    Eunhyuk’s teaser photo wins easily. He’s wearing a crown isn’t he? He’s the queen– i mean king of this whole operation. He’s even wearing his bright red evening coat for when he goes out to greet the commoners and it’s a bit chilly.

    Don’t let his fanciness distract you, no. Eunhyuk may look fancy on the outside, but he’s a bit naughty as well, which is shown through the freestyle doodles on his neck. The letters “N.U.M.I.P” appear, which is obviously an acronym for “Naughtiness Under My Impressive Parka.” Which should just be downright censored… Let’s not forget the diamond and dollar sign as well, which emphasize his bling bling since it’s hidden beneath his saucy parka.

    Finally, Eunhyuk is a man, and like a man, he must show off his manliness. That is why he has drawn on knuckle hair. However, even though he is a man, he can’t be too manly, because he’s an idol, so instead of drawn on chest hair, he has drawn on vines to symbolize the chest hair. They both grow from deep dark places and sprout forth into the world to explore and feel a nice breeze….

  467. Abigail Wee

    My favourite cover would be Eun Hyuk’s. (:
    He kind of stood out to me due to his new (and cool!) hairstyle, a big change as I have never imagined him as a blonde. And I really dont know, (MAYBE IT’S MY WEIRD PERCEPTION OR SOMETHING) but if you just look at his face…He kinda looks like the Monkey King! (aka Sun Wu Kong or the “Asian Mickey Mouse”) – this chinese monkey superhero who travels with a pig and a monk.Because this monkey guy has blonde hair (sort of) and a little crown thing on top of his head, so Eun Hyuk’s hair reminded me of this character. (:
    (but I don’t think drawing stuff on your neck will make it seem longer) HAHA.

    Abby. (Youtube ID – weebusiness)

  468. Favorite Photo: Siwon
    Overall I was dissappointed in the teaser however the photos gave did not live up the song title Mr. Simple.
    Siwon’d rippling legs are drool worthy, but however one can not but notice the bulge in his awfully neon green shorts. I can’t help but be reminded of David Bowie in the movie Labyrinth. How awkward it was for me to watch that movie without giggling hysterically with my friends. (And yes I DID make a LABYRINTH/ DAVID BOWIE connection, beacuse he is awesome!) Labyrinth is still one of my favorite movies.

    my twitter is @FreesiaSong

  469. Lollidella

    Simon & martina, i need to see the review of 2NE1′s UGLY! Omg! T___T

  470. Anonymous

    i don’t know why.. but the first thing that came out of my mind when I saw their teaser photos…

    is “G-DRAGON”! hahaha! GD is the only person i know who like this kind of fashion… (but i like it too) SO COLORFUL… then when I saw them in their Comebacks.. none of this outfits were used!! hahaha!!

    by the way.. for the best teaser photo for me.. is…… HEECHUL’s photo.. haha! killer one-eye! scary! haha!

  471. Spasztikunited – youtube.

    My favoureite teaser photo would have to be Siwon’s photo…
    I mean honestly when the photo got released.
    I questioned my sexuality for the whole day, and the day after as well..
    And I’m not lying.
    Because I Naughty Naughty~

  472. I know you guys are English teachers before so Engrish isn’t your thing but for me, I love it. I find it charming that they use Engrish. Of course SM could afford to hire English proofreader but takes out the special essence of the songs. What parts are you singing most of the time? The Engrish part because it’s so bad..you remember the words. By having proofreader destroys creativity. As the saying goes, too many cooks, spoils the broth. 

  473. This may be the best Kpop Music Monday to date. Seriously, I laughed so hard! 

  474. my favorite? what’s better than a muscle guy in neon green underpants? need nothing else to say ;D

    youtube – kimpruu

  475. MeeLeep (YouTube Username) 

    I’d say Yesung had the best teaser photo. He’s not my favorite in Super Junior, but he just looks like he’s got it all figured out… :p Love his ‘i-shall-not-look-at-the-camera’ gaze under his dark hat -^^- 
    Simon and Martina, Hwaiting ! :D ♥

  476. i like Heechul because he is funny and looks like a girl which is cute. (my opinion)

  477.  Hi! I’ve only know about you guys about a week ago and you’re totally awesome! My friends and I laugh so hard, especially for MBLAQ’s Cry.
    I have to agree about the simplicity for this MV. And I was like, ‘What? Hm.. I don’t see enthusiasm here..’ But I guess Eunhyuk’s dance save the MV, for me.
    As for the teaser, My favorite is.. actually Yesung. He is so hot in the picture, and I have to admit the pink shirt is.. *sigh* suits him. LOL But my friends and I agree that Siwon is totally.. ‘the best’. I mean, When I first saw this picture I was like O__O and we’re laughing at it.^^” We agree that if we have Siwon as our album’s cover, everyone that look at it will think that that’s a *cough* porn movie. XD

  478. Siwon’s is clearly the best teaser picture. What is more simple than chilling in your underpants? Not much.
    He also has a finger in his mouth, because he naughty naughty. Therefore, Siwon is the clear winner for me.

    Oh, I almost forgot! Penis bulge, because I am a fangirl and I like it.

  479. Siwon had the best Teaser Photo. Everytime I look at it my eyes goes to his bulge. I know because I naughty naughty. (:

  480. Siwon had the best Teaser Phot. Everytime I look at it my eyes goes to his bulge. I know because I naughty naughty. (:

  481. Thinck that Kyun hyun have the best photo teaser because their have the most normal style if you soustract some colors.

  482. well first of all all of them have “weird” teasers but definitely it would kyuhyun as much as i think that he’s not that much ….. COLORFUL !!!!!

  483. I hated the Mr Simple song at first and then it burned itself into my head and now I wonder why I hated it in the first place.  I think there is subliminal crack going on in that song.

    I totally agree with you about the Engrish.  How come their website and their Facebook pages have perfect English, but their songs are like the songwriter was too lazy to get up off his chair to ask somebody or pick up his cell phone and call someone to verify that no, that doesn’t makes sense, what the hell is wrong with you, you’re fired?  I mean, come on, Amber or Henry is probably RIGHT DOWN THE HALLWAY FROM YOU.  Even Siwon could be like “No, guys, that is not right.  Shisus does not approve.”

    As for the teaser photos, before the video came out, I was wondering how on earth they were going to manage SuJu dancing around with the teaser photo costumes.  Are Sungmin and Shindong’s glitter guns loaded?  Would Leeteuk get rope burns?  Would Siwon have embarrassing super junior moments?  Did someone inform Heechul that this is not Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?  Can Eunhyuk even freaking see anything?

    There WAS a lot of hype, and it wasn’t what I expected, but I have grown to love it, although there will be a special place for Bonamana for me.  It was the first Kpop song I memorized the lyrics to and STILL have no idea what they were saying.

  484. Anonymous

    Personally, what disappointed me the most about this video is that none of them seem to care AT ALL.  I’ve been discussing this with a friend, and we agree, they all seem tired and just completely un-enthused to the point that we don’t think even Super Junior actually likes this song (not to mention that SM is working them all to death again, and they are exhausted beyond reason even before they start having to perform this three days a week, every week).  Watch the video again, and pay attention to DongHae and I think you will really start to see what I mean.  That is the worst part of this whole thing. 

    As far as the teaser pictures… I made a comment somewhere else that if those outfits had been in the video, it would have at least made the video interesting, but after seeing pieces of them on Music Core during the SUPERMAN performance, I’m really, really glad they weren’t in the video, because my eyes felt like they were bleeding and my head was splitting open from the wrongness of it all by the time that short song was done.  I was very, very glad after that that the “teaser” pictures had nothing to do with the video.

    I do subscribe to you guys on youtube, in fact I look forward to your videos to help me remember which day of the week it is this summer (being a stay-at-home mom, the days tend to run together since the kids watch the same thing every day).  However, I’ve listened to the tracks on youtube ( “Because I naughty, naughty,” I know, but I don’t want to pay for shipping on something I won’t like, and this…) and I don’t want this album.  This is actually the first Super Junior album I do not want to own.  If the repackage song is really good, I may change my mind just to have OPERA, but otherwise, this one is a wash for me.

    Also, I’ve seen a transcription of the lyrics from the album… I think the line is actually supposed to be correct English, but (as with many Super Junior English lines) there is a pronunciation issue.  Typical SM: actually get the English right in the lyrics, but then give it to people who can’t pronounce it correctly, so it doesn’t matter anyway.  Oh, and not let the one person in the group who DOES actually speak some English be a part of it.. throw him an acting role for the first time in way too long to get him out of the way and pacify the fans (who are not really pacified and wish SM would just man up and admit they kicked him out of the group after the third album came out).

    Long comment is long, sorry if this was tl;dr for you.  :D

  485. I agree with your views on the song and video. It really is that tad disappointing :( Anyway hahaha, I actually laughed at Simon’s ‘knotty knotty’ pun. I also love the Martina sound effects part. Very well done :D

  486. Muggledore

    In behalf of my  fellow Blackjacks, I apologize for the constant harassment about our request..
    ELF’s won, fair and square and that’s cool~~ 
    this song is quite addictive too!!

    BUT PLEASE!!!

    CAN WE HAVE UGLY NEXT WEEK ALREADY???? :’(

  487. the dance could also be a rewinded accident, chop chop chop then AOOOH AOOOH! haha

  488. Anonymous

    Teaser poster: Heechul’s because he looks like Johnny Depp in Alice in Wonderland and I like Johnny and the movie and Heechul can just pull everything off! Yeeeah!

  489. You haven’t dissappointed me with your review, as always ^^ I’m a diehard ELF, but I also hear the Engrish in that song. But I don’t mind – isn’t it one of those things we like so much about kpop? :-) To be honest – I was afraid about the MV, because I don’t really like the album covers… The dance video is just Super Junior funky video style. SM told us that “Mr Simple” is the last song from SuJu’s funky concept (1st was “Sorry sorry” and then “Bonamana”), so we can probably expect something different with their next album. But I don’t want to think about their next album – I don’t have this one, yet.

    My favourite covers are those with Shindong and Kyuhyun.
    Shindong’s cover is really funny to me. He is kind of… twonkle twonkle badass :D this jacket and sparkling gun… Can you imagine walking in the middle of the night and then suddenly – Shindong comes from the shadow with his sparkling gun and he wants to rub you. I mean – to rob you. Because I can imagine it. And I’ve just burst out laughing :D I would gave him some money to buy new gun. A real gun. And he should give this sparkling one to Edward Cullen. They can shine together ^^Regarding to Kyuhyun – despite the fact he is my favourite Super Junior member ;) – I like his cap – reminds me of YMCA and also of Police Academy (did you watch those movies? there was a scene in the Blue Oyster Bar, you know, the gay party… :) ). I also like his underarm hair. hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahEkhem. So that’s all ^^Paulina (on you tube – ciasteczkowyPotwor87)PS I like also Siwon’s cover – because I like his… knee socks ^^ 

  490. NipponPole (Youtube Username)

    Oh man, I was SOOOOO dissapointed when I saw the MV, just like Martina. WHERE IS SHINDONG WITH HIS FREAKING CRYSTAL GUN???? WHERE I ASK? I was looking forward to him Gangsta rapping or something and using the gun as a part of his coreography.

    BUT I am thankful for one thing from SM, that they didn’t let Yesung wear what he had on in the teasers photos… I’m sorry, but it would be hard even for a GIRL to pull that look off.

    so please, SM, let Shindong awake his inner GangstaMasta, k?

  491. MsTrinTran – I believe that Kyuhyun’s is the best teaser because it’s not too crazy besides the numerous colors in the photo, so it fits more with Super Junior’s concept :) Also, the clothes he’s wearing is similar to what Super Junior actually wears in their performances. Kyuhyun shows the “ubertastic” concept and it’s not an awkard photo like Siwon’s or Ryeowook’s [even though I have nothing against them] :)

  492. maealyanna (youtube username)

    i think the best teaser photo is Donghae <3 since he is my favorite member and also because his style in the picture is just pure simple and his pose is really charismatic ^^ really love it :D ~
    i also like Shindong's picture because the bling bling gun really suits him and his style really goes with the "Super Junior" font and the background ^^ 
    hehe thankyouu ! ^o^

  493. teaser poster, vote for kyuhyun… cos he’s the only one dressed even remotely normal… sigh…

    even from an elf, the I NAUGHTY NAUGHTY is too much… i mean seriously, what the!@#$^&**&^… SM and their LOW BUDGET mvs, SM and their horrific engrrrish~~~ SM and their remakes of other ppls songs… please stop making our boys sing these embarrassing lines… sigh… i try to fool myself into believing they’r singing I’M NODDING NODDING…it helps, a bit…nah, it doesn’t… LOL

  494. I don’t think i ever laugh that hard on music mondays and god knows you two turn me into some asthmatic seal…*back to the topic* 
    I was waiting for a really colorfull mv and ibiza electro, but noes, NOOOOES this Mr. Simple was an epic fail ’cause i can’t even watch it and sing on Sister Queen Let me be a drag queen like i was when i first saw the teaser photos…SME YOU LIAR! ç_ç

    And I’m totally on your side Simon, the photoshoot concept was ridiculous (bordering on insulting for the countries they tried to represent even -I’m French and ashamed of Yesung, there, I said it COME AT ME ELFS).

    I find the song/album as boring as the Mv, a pity really when you know the Suju adventure may be over by the end of the year…At least now SME knows they can put Siwon in some gay magazines cover trololol /bricked

  495. I’m so in love with your Music Mondays Guys. You make me laugh even If i don’t understand every word because i’m french but I love watching ur videos when i need to smile !
    It seems like Mr simple is a little disappointed but i’m addicted to the song !
    But i think mr simple’s choreo is a very funny dance x).
    My Youtube’s account is “lagameuze”.

  496. I would choose Shindong and Heechul..

    Shindong he looks so awesome with the bling bling gun. (I never say this but he is one of the favorite teaser photo that I like). If I was one of the photo editor, I will change that gun to some lobster lols and of course you know Heechul the 4D members of Super Junior, who dressed up what he likes (in the Super Show 3 he parody Lady GaGa and he changed his name to Lady HeeHee).
    Lady GaGa even commented that she likes the hair ribbon wig.

    I hope I can get the CD. I really want to buy it but, I have to save money first

  497. Tabeko1859 (Youtube Username)

    My favorite teaser was… actually Donghae’s. For giving me a sexy look, and for actually looking like some kind of Mr. Simple. Others pretty much looked overloaded with stuff on them. Or maybe the band name “Super Junior” is just in the right place, covering everything that would have been too much for him :DDD

  498. this song becomes really goood after you listen a few more times, so to the ppl who still don’t like the song, repeat twice the song and i am sure you will fall in love with it :D

  499. Please! Sistar for the next Music Mondays :DDDD

  500. Andrea Norona

    andengluvsblue39 (youtube username)

    I like Yesung’s teaser. Only Yesung can rock pink panter stripes and layered necklaces and not look gay. Yesung is daebak! :D

  501. I say Siwon because he looks like a Abercrombie ad crashed into the circus and came out looking gorgeous and blazing with lots of colorful awesomeness. And, as Martina pointed out, he has the BEST hair out of the bunch. Gotta love those waves; like a sexier Johnney Bravo. :P

  502. If I would choose the best teaser picture, it would be Yesung’s. :)
    Everyone’s is colorful and eye-catching… props to siwon’s hot body and pose, such an eye-candy.

    Why yesung’s? Well, his, looks like there’s an actual “character”.~~~> A city ‘fashionista’ hunter. haha. or more of a colorful investigator to me. The teaser photo doesn’t show only how handsome he is, but looks like there’s a story behind it. yeah~~~ a photo that can fit a movie or drama teaser to me. k k k k

  503. even from an elf, the I’M NAUGHTY NAUGHTY is too much… i mean seriously, what the!@#$^&**&^… SM and their LOW BUDGET mvs, SM and their horrific engrrrish~~~ SM and their remakes of other ppls songs… please stop making our boys sing these embarrassing lines… sigh… i try to fool myself into believing they’r singing I’M NODDING NODDING…it helps, a bit…

  504. I think Siwon had the best teaser photo, because a hot asian man in skimpy neon green tights and a red cape is what all the koreagirls want!  Plus, that pose is so enigmatic. I must stare for hours on end to figure it out. 

    Youtube Username: tayo3o

  505. i do agree! This is hilarious; good job simon and martina!

  506. I have to agree that I was a little disappointed in the lack of creativity of the music video since my first thought was, “Oh… Bonamana again?” If anything, it made me pay more attention to the song, which I’m currently addicted to, Engrish and all. xD

    My favorite of the promotional photos was Ryeowook’s. I had seen almost everyone’s before seeing his, and I saw a pretty large pic of his. Slowly scrolling though it, I thought, “Well his outfit’s not as crazy as -GUFFAW-” Needless to say, I was caught off guard by his shorts, paired with him holding the boa which looked like they were a part of the shorts. It reminded me of the good ol’ days of WWF pants/outfits: The Rockers/Ultimate Warrior/Macho Man. xD

  507. LOVE IT :DDDD
    hahahahahahaha and Love SPUDGY too ♥ :)

  508. TofuTauhu (Youtube Username)

    I’m proud to say that I liked Shindong’s the best ! Ever since Mr. Simple teaser I can’t take my eyes off him, kyah~ Everyone thinks it’s so weird basically because he’s a little on the overweight side but I think it’s ridiculous. His eyes and high spirit are the main reason why I became such a fan of him.<3 And THAT GUN. God, does he want to kill me? Mr. JackpotSiwon lost to Mr. GunDong in my heart. :D

  509. Eunhyuk’s. I love his hair. It just makes him look mysterious kind of?

  510. OMG I agree with your review so muchhhhh up to tooooooeeeeeeeeees <3

    Especially the second teaser, blah. I was finally saying things like "woaaahh there would be some badass bondage and face-craackkks!" and there was also the awesome beat. But then it turned out to be whole-dancing music video with some eyecandies :(

    The song is still better than Bonamana though :) it still can't beat sorry sorry for me (since it's original, whatevs :p but some people like Mr. Simple better than Sorry Sorry, nvm) :D

    Awesome review!

  511. Muggledore

    THANK YOU for for voicing my unheard disappointment with the TERRIBLE ENGLISH!!!!!

    good song but the very noticeable ENGRISH was such a headache!!!! =(

  512. Novemberbeetle

    Loved the teaser pics but the music and video reminds me too much of Bonamana.

  513. Anonymous

    I knew Super Junior would win.YAHAYYY!

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