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BECAUSE I NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!

Yes, yes you were SM. Shame on you for giving us the high expectations of a fresh and crazy upcoming Super Junior music video with Siwon in his green underpants. Do you realize how many hearts have been broken? How many daydreams have been shattered? What was the point of those terribly misleading teaser photos? We were sure this was going to be the Super Junior epic movie answer to TVXQ’s “Before You Go” but NO! NOTHING NEW! Were we the only ones disappointed? GIVE ME THE UNDERPANTS DANCE!–> screams Martina

Plus, right off the bat, we were like “OH NOES!!! when we first heard the song” Come on! It’s not easy for English speakers to overlook lines like this. It’s the first thing you hear in the song, bad Engrish. Come on, SM! You’re doing a lot to promote Kpop internationally, and we respect that, but for those people who aren’t diehard ELFs, and not into Kpop, and are trying to get their way into it, lines like this are a bit alienating. People will laugh right away, and you don’t want that. Not everyone will laugh, of course. Like we said, your fan base will support you no matter what, but newbies might not be as forgiving. Know what we’re saying? Just, really, hire an English speaker, for like, 20 bucks, to look over the lyrics. Some people will even do it for free! Hell, we would! BECAUSE WE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!

But enough about that. It might have an Engrish verse to it, but it’s still a funky song. It was a bit abrasive for us at first. It seemed like the bridge came out of nowhere, rather than growing out of the song. Know what we’re saying? The singing’s fine for it and all, but it’s just the beat seemed to change frequently before you could grasp the song. But, now that we’ve listened to the song a bunch of times, it’s settled with us a lot more, and we’ve been singing the whole “BEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE NEENEE NEENEE” part a lot.

Also, we mentioned in the video how some people complained that there isn’t really much in this video, how it’s just a bunch of well-dressed guys dancing in a oddly-lit room, which is exactly what we said about the Super Junior M “Perfection” video a while ago. But, now that we think about it, these are really the only kind of Super Junior videos we’ve ever really seen from them. Weren’t Bonamana and Sorry Sorry the same? We know that Super Junior has other videos out, for sure, but we weren’t into Kpop enough back then to know of these videos. Seems like the best Super Junior videos, then, are just the “hey let’s dance in a room” videos, and if that’s their thing then, well, that’s their thing. It might not be a lot for us to talk about, but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it, right?

To enter for your chance to win the new Super Junior “Mr. Simple” album, all you have to do is tell us which was your favourite of the teaser pictures for Mr. Simple. If you haven’t seen them up close, prepare thyself. Here it is:

Super-Junior-Mr.-Simple-Teaser

Super Junior is really...colorful

Let us know which of these you liked the most and why. We’ll pick one winner from the answer that we like the most, either for its profundity or humour. Best of luck!

Also, we’ve been hearing people complain about how difficult it is to find Kpop CDs especially if you’re overseas, so we decided that we’re going to try to help in what little way we can by having more CD giveaways. You can always buy the album from YesAsia if you have a credit card – they’re good for shipping CDs internationally – but if you don’t do online shopping then you’re in a bit of a fix.

We buy the CDs ourselves and ship them out ourselves as well, so we can’t really be giving out hundreds of CDs at once, but we still want to thank you all for sticking with us and supporting us. Thanks guise!

And so, if you want to enter the contest, you can do so here as well. The contest is for people who have subscribed to our YouTube channel, so if you’re a subscriber make sure you leave your YouTube name with your comment here. Woot woot!

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  1. Priya Shields

    So there’s this football game blaring and my mom and dad turn it off…. right as Simon goes “BONERAMA BONERAMA BONERAMA” on full volume.

  2. haha i laughed the first time i saw their teaser photos XD
    but i actually don’t mind yesung’s as much
    … alright i may be a bit bias but i can’t help it :'((

  3. We love Super Junior, even if I did anything

    I’ll kill you if increased talk bad about Super Junior

  4. nsong2005

    Watch No Other and It’s You!!! They are not your typical well-dressed-guys-dancing-in-an-oddly-lit-room Suju videos. They’re out in the open and there are storylines!

  5. Anonymous

    Bahaha the Spudgy’s part was so funny ^_^

  6. Anonymous

    It’s so difficult to choose!!!!!>_< I always loved KyuHyun from the start, but YeSung looks so much hotter than Kyu. Kyaa!!Xo (and yes I'm Mexican….(akward silence)haha^_^) I don't know!! Ok. No matter what I love Kyu,but this time I HAVE to go with (drum roll) YeSung!!!!
    1st reason is is that he's just gorgeous the way he is.
    2) Yesung wears that nice hat and pink spotted shirt so nice and by nice I mean nice~. You know what I mean. *wink* hehehe.
    3) Yesung's pose is flipping awesome!!! I love it. It's so simple(hahaha)and original, but yet he looks super duper cool.
    4) This has nothing to do with the picture, but this reason I have to say. His PERSONALITY is so crazy an weird, but it's so cute and adorable!!!! That's actually how I fell for him. Hahaha.^o^
    Also Ryeo is adorable on his pic. The thing that catched my eye the most is his super stylish glasses and the fluffy thing that he's holding. Just wanted to put that 'cause I read a few comments and I felt bad for Ryeo even though he has billions of ELF fans supporting him. (Like me!!!) Hehe. -^^- But I <3 each member (Zhou-Mi and Henry too of course.)equaly and every ELF in the world will always support and love Super Junior 15 forever.

    Love them.
    13eleive in them.
    10ve the remaining 10.
    Protect the missing 3.

    Youtube name is: SaranghaeKpopworld
    (Of course)^_^ Have a good one Simon and Martina!! <3 you an keep making funny videos and your fans will always support and love you!!!

  7. Love Kyuhyun’s photo the best!

    And I guess the reason why that Super Junior’s MV look SAME all the time after their peak “Sorry,Sorry” is that SM Entertainment doesn’t really pay much attention on creating something new toward SJ! They pay attention on other groups more!Just guess :P!

  8. my favorite picture of mr.simple is Yesung because it looks sexy and looks good with shirt leopard print pink ^^

  9. Sungmin!!! i always support you…. <3 

  10. Yep, I still prefer the A-Cha video after going back and seeing this one a few times.

    It’s really too bad that a fun band like Super Junior so frequently gets stuck with mispronounced English lyrics that would be very easy to correct.

  11. siwon’s bounce point point point point dance is so saturday night fever. is it in every mv? is it bad that i get bored of suju? it’s such a repetitive beat. i liked sjm’s super girl and perfection better.. =(

  12. My favourite teaser picture of Mr. Simple is Sungmin! Why? First of all, he looks the nicest. Secondly, I love how the ‘blink blink’ gun position! HAHAHA, I feel it is a bit funny when I see the gun is in his pants! OMG. And, the background colour of his is sapphire blue. When I see the colour, I think of many moments of mine with Super Junior (the concert, the fanmeet aww ♥) I think that’s all? :D*good luck to myself* *pray* 
    youtube username: joeyheehyuk

  13. OMG I almost choked on my own spit when I saw  Leeteuk’s picture. It is like the epitome of greatness. I don’t what part is better. Are the bleached blond bangs that make his hair look like helmet? Or the below-boob multicolored band? Or the fact that he apparently ran out of clothes hangers at his house and is now forced to wear every jacket he own all the time? Its all so ridiculous that its almost beautiful.

  14. I agree. The English in the lyrics is just sooo…ugh, nevermind.>_< but it's a very addictive song.

  15. Oh no its the colorful gangster here to kill all who are less colorful! I like Shin DOng’s cus he makes color look gangster. “what did you say, fool. Rainbow Bright is my girlfriend.”

  16. Anonymous

    does someone noticed when eunhyuk penis bulge at 3:30 at the music video? check it out!

  17. 6:20…. the spit of frustration… HAHAHA

  18. I LOVE RYEOWOOK THE MOST! Which kpop idol can carry those feathers used to dust the windows and yet look so cute and prefect?~ <3
    And the picture also means, those feathers, the simple and basic thing to clean the windows(haha), Super Junior can use the simplistic to make them look so wonderful and make people look at then in awe.
    Like Eunhyuk wearing a red coat and even with his eyes covered(hehe) he still look so awesome and handsome!
    user: cvbnm111 

  19. Anonymous

    I like Heechul’s the most. Heechul is Forever the Rebel of Super Junior, always doing his own thing. While everyone does the hands out “We are Super Juni-OYO” thing he just stands there and does peace signs ^^ His picture is another example. While everyone gets guns, feather boas, ropes, fishnets, and tight green underpants he looks like he just stepped out of a Willie Wonka movie! With the different font from everyone else’s, and no feathers, fur, fishnets, or wigs it shows just how much of a rebel he is ^^

  20. i love shindong pics because it shows the charisma of super junior despite his size.this photo shows that suju is an untouchable  legend that is different from other kpop bands.but it also applies to other photos^^.hwaiting suju

  21. I like Donghae’s cuz it looks like he smells something bad. 

  22. Yesung. Super hot guy in….. pink….. leopard print? And he can still pull it off. That, my dear friends, is talent.

  23. Yesung. Super hot guy in….. pink….. leopard print? And he can still pull it off. That, my dear friends, is talent.

  24. Yesung. Super hot guy in….. pink….. leopard print? And he can still pull it off. That, my dear friends, is talent.

  25. My favorite teaser photo was Heechul’s. Its simple. Exactly like the title of the album. I think that it actually fit the concept and that is why it is my favorite. The rest are too… out there.. They didn’t fit the simple concept like Heechul’s. 

  26. My favorite teaser photo was Siwon’s, because it was the one I lingered on the most. No, not because of the SHIABSPLEASEKILLMEI’MDYINGWHATISAIR, but because of the thingy that’s under his foot. Is it a helment? Is it an iron ball? If it is a helment, why is he dressed like a soccer player? So many unexplained things are going on in this picture~ ♥

  27. My favorite teaser photo was Siwon’s, because it was the one I lingered on the most. No, not because of the SHIABSPLEASEKILLMEI’MDYINGWHATISAIR, but because of the thingy that’s under his foot. Is it a helment? Is it an iron ball? If it is a helment, why is he dressed like a soccer player? So many unexplained things are going on in this picture~ ♥

  28. My favorite teaser photo was Siwon’s, because it was the one I lingered on the most. No, not because of the SHIABSPLEASEKILLMEI’MDYINGWHATISAIR, but because of the thingy that’s under his foot. Is it a helment? Is it an iron ball? If it is a helment, why is he dressed like a soccer player? So many unexplained things are going on in this picture~ ♥

  29. Anonymous

    I love Heechul’s teaser photo because he’s still lookin’ like a young mad naughty naughty hatter with enough enthusiasm to please a hyena.

    youtube: adianezcrashedit

  30. glamorous_mez

    I like Ryeowook’s teaser photo…simply because his pants look like they belong on a Spanish exotic dancer….

  31. I like Eunhyuk’s teaser photo. He really looks like the Korean version of The Empire State… He is the best..

  32. I like Eunhyuk’s teaser photo. He really looks like the Korean version of The Empire State… He is the best..

  33. I like Eunhyuk’s teaser photo. He really looks like the Korean version of The Empire State… He is the best..

  34. loooooooooool.. I like this and agree on the point of focusing on the faces and shoulders in this video and that there is no relationship between the teaser and the real MV. I always like your ideas Simon and Martina.. and BIG HUG AND THANK YOU. Really like your opinions even when you criticize some people I love. I still agree with you cause you are saying the truth. No one is perfect.
    Actually I do not hate super junior but I want you guys to have a closer look at their skills as singers and dancers not as MCs of DJs or comedians. I mean as singers and dancers again. Believe me you will find, around 3 members are able to sing well and around 4 members are able to dance well and if we take a closer look we find just 2. I do not understand why the big number is.. Unless you look at the pretty faces….. maybe.. if you want to understand me well have a look at some other bands like 2pm and see that the whole group is capable of dancing and have a look at Big bang and see also how talented they are.. sorry if I offend SuJu fans. I am just trying to be objective… I really like the talented members of SuJu but what is the job of the rest???. Do not we need the art???? not the pretty  faces and sexy muscles..

  35. I like Leeteuk’s teaser pic because he look like an annoyed gangster that was forced to wear colorful clothes. xDD

  36. I like Leeteuk’s teaser pic because he look like an annoyed gangster that was forced to wear colorful clothes. xDD

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