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Super Junior – Spy: Kpop Music Mondays

August 21, 2012

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Super Junior is back on the top of our KpopCharts, but just baaaaarely, with “Spy.” Haven’t seen it yet? Check it out here:

So, a few things we didn’t mention in our review: for starters, congrats to Nu’est, not for getting second place, but for beating Super Junior up until the last minute when a final push got them ahead. Seriously: Super Junior’s video has millions of views; Nu’est’s video has less views than an Eat Your Kimchi video (at the moment). It’s not as popular a video as Super Junior’s, but it has a really strong fan base.

Another thing this can suggest, though, is not that Super Junior fans are struggling against the strength of Nu’est fans, but that Super Junior fans just didn’t want to vote this video in as much as usual. Seriously: Super Junior nearly crashes our server most of the time. This time: barely a blip. Every other video usually burns in flames and cowers in terror. This time: Super Junior’s video almost got beat out. Fans have the potential to vote as strongly as usual, but this time they just didn’t want to.

Sure, it could be that we’ve deeply offended a lot of ELFs, and so they’re steering away from our site (which, I wouldn’t get: Sexy, Free, and Single was one of our favorite Music Mondays EVER!), or it could mean that ELFs just don’t like this video as much. I think the latter’s the case. We’ve read lots of comments from annoyed fans. This video is just like every other Super Junior video ever:

Super Junior Rooms

SM: GTFO of these rooms

I found the rooms especially ridiculous in this case. Hey! Super Junior: correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the song about finding and catching a girl? You know what might help you out: getting the hell out of those flashy boxes of yours. I guarantee you, she’s not there, because nobody of the opposite sex is ever in your flashy boxes with you EVER. Stop dancing around with each other. Synchronized dancing with your bros won’t find her either.

And, as always, SMs obnoxious unblockable ads keep on popping up just to piss you off. Yes, ladies and gentlemen: EverySing on THE iTunes. EverySing on THE Google Play? Seriously, SM? THE ITUNES? The Google Play? For THE 100th time, stop being THE Cheap and THE LAZY and get yourself THE English speaker to check over your THE ads next time. That’s just sloppy.

But, apart from our typical gripes against SM for their redundant Super Junior videos, this song is quite awesome! The beat of the chorus is SOOO GOOD! We like it so much and have been singing it so much that we went out and bought an extra copy of the CD to give away to you guise, because we want to share the love. YEAH! Want to win the CD? Here’s what you gotta do:

1) Make sure you’re subscribed to us. Not sure if you are? Click here!
2) Let us know in the comments what you think Super Junior’s secret mission is.
**if you’re leaving your answer here, rather than in the comments on our YouTube video, leave your username in the comment as well, so we can make sure you’re subscribed!**

If you’re not hopeful of winning, and just want the CD right away, you can pick it up on either iTunes or YesAsia. And, as always, we got bloopers. Since our skit was so long, we had lots of things go wrong in the filming process :D

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  1. I never know the lyrics were “I’ll get you little runaway” I missheard it as “I’ll get you never runaway” which makes sense too
    ……. oops

    4 years ago
  2. If you think this website is totally stupid, why are you here?
    And by the way, I don’t think the ELFs here are stupid, they just have common sense. I really respect fans that don’t just blindly raise their biases to 7th heaven when what they’re coming out with is clearly sub-par. In this case, I would say that ELFs who admit this song/video isn’t the greates, is doing Suju a massive favour, by raising the bar so that SM might give them something better next time. Something they actually deserve.

    5 years ago
  3. omglmfao~ xD the part where that friend of yours appear almost made me choke on my cookies XD LOL!  my vote goes to the Wonder Girls’ 2DT of course ^^

    5 years ago
  4. Super Junior’s secret spy mission is …to get their dignity back. It was stolen in 2011 along with Siwon’s pants in Mr. Simple version A. 
    QueenOfSpades87.

    5 years ago
  5. tsk this is probably one of the 3 super junior songs i like…but the vid was pretty poop

    5 years ago
  6. Secret Mission:

    Well, seeing as we don’t actually see them getting anywhere in this mission, the only conclusion I can draw is that one of them is operating as an X-man (you know that old Korean variety show, right?) and their secret mission is to discover the X-man, but they’ve failed.  And since they’re also super-power mutants (if they can fire their guns without pulling the trigger), that must make them X-men, and since the X-men ended up with a mission to search for the X-man among them while the X-man is trying to jeopardise the mission, it’s obvious they’re stuck in some kind of time warp.  That also explains the rooms: it’s the same room going through the decades with its different “decorations” over and over again because of the time warp.  SuJu will be free of the room when they discover who the X-man is.

    (My guess is the X-man is Kyuhyun.  He’s on a par with Lord Voldemin.)

    Youtube name: soullessgingerninja

    5 years ago
  7. whoa whoa calm down lol. Just keep voting for it. If GD’s MV doesn’t come out this week, you guys might actually make it. :)

    5 years ago
  8. SM has sent out super Junior on a super secret mission to steal your style and spread it throughout the KPOP world. You better watch your back!
    Youtube: puppichu

    5 years ago
  9. Even computer generated artists go walk around the great outside!!! lol check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmYU2ikxjpA

    5 years ago
  10. i thought your spoof today was pretty funny guise ^_-

    actually, i feel similarly as you about the song… i LOVE the old spy music bit, it’s soooo cool… but why, WHY?????? did they have to ruin it with the weird little “happy happy” bit at the beginning, and then again in the middle of the song?!? it just ruins the whole vibe!!!

    as for the video though, i kinda like it. they kinda look good as james bond-ish spies… (even though i still think that there are no attractive members in that band… like, they’re like 20, how is that even possible??? oh well…)

    5 years ago
  11. Did anyone notice how washed out the boys look? That lighting wasn’t wise, SM…

    Maybe SJ are vampire spies. ;P

    5 years ago
  12. Voting for Super Junior’s Spy. Already got this album on iTunes. SPY is different musically from other SuJu songs but it is an incredible song. It’s on mental replay.

    5 years ago
  13. Super Juniors secret mission is to showcase their magical abilities to fire guns w/o pressing the  trigger. Obvs.
    -LADyJaPaNimation

    5 years ago
  14. I didn’t know they say any english words until they pointed out lmfao

    5 years ago
  15.  Their mission was simple: escape. Long trapped in empty room purgatory, Super Junior finally had enough. They scraped together a couple of guns and tuxes and busted out in a blaze of glory only to be stopped by the mastermind behind all of SM’s music videos, the woman silhouette. Only after shooting off their guns magically without pulling the trigger did they make a clean getaway.

    5 years ago
  16. Err…someone may want to gently suggest a depilitory cream or two to your Super Junior fangirl.  Girlfriend has a beard!  Other suggestions include: waxing, tweezing or carnival employment.  

    5 years ago
  17. “And, as always, SMs obnoxious unblockable ads keep on popping up just to piss you off. Yes, ladies and gentlemen: EverySing on THE iTunes. EverySing on THE Google Play? Seriously, SM? THE ITUNES? The Google Play? For THE 100th time, stop being THE Cheap and THE LAZY and get yourself THE English speaker to check over your THE ads next time. That’s just sloppy.” HAHHAAHHAAAHAHH I laughed so hard.

    5 years ago
  18. Waking up in the oddly-lit room of Mr. Simple, SJ discovered
    that they were not in merely a white room, but also inside a glass box with
    regenerative abilities, as no scratches were visible even after Eunhyuk
    practically shattered the ceiling of it with a kick. It was indestructible. They were back. They were trapped. After trying to get out of that box for so long, after thinking that No Other was their ticket to freedom…they’ve
    gone mad.

    In A-Cha, SJ imagined the white room was black, and the onset
    of persecutory delusions began. In SFS, SJ hallucinated again, forming a
    street from the remnants of their memories of the great outdoors, along with imaginary
    clothes inspired by SM’s fashion lessons embellished with spikes to act as armor. In SPY, deprivation from the outside
    world caused SJ to see female shadows and hear random fragmented sentences from
    English lessons SM had forced on them eons ago. They have no guns, but merely
    fantasize that they do, thus why there’s no need to pull any triggers. It’s all
    in their head.

    They want to find the cameraman. Or rather, the camera.  Because cameras can’t film through solid
    walls, even in SM. Where there is a camera, there is an opening. And that
    opening can take them out of that room into freedom. (But them believing their
    guns work is the fatal flaw…)

    Their real mission? To find the SM runaway that pushed them
    into this room and locked them up. To find them before such a fate happens to
    any other group. To bring justice to MVs and punish directors with agoraphobia once and for all. But they have to get out first…/and that’s why they’re practicing spyesque tactics, to one day make a grand escape

    YT Username: Silneki

    Yep…it might as well have been one box throughout their
    entire careers. People are already getting the Bonamana box and one of the SFS boxes
    confused just because they’re the same color. OTL

    I don’t know if the above made any sense at all to you, but that’s what came to mind XD

    5 years ago
    •  I don’t know why I can’t edit my comment or fix the spaces o-o It just posted like that…weird. Sorry for the eye-pain OTL

      5 years ago
  19. YT username: effer015

    Answer: Their secret mission is how to GTFO of those flashy boxes..

    5 years ago
  20. Wonder Girls was a lot better. Sorry suju but your music video was waaaaaaaayyyyyy too boring :(

    5 years ago
  21. youtube user name: DipDyedGirl6894
    SuJu’s mission
    Top Secret: SuJu has been instructed to break into the lab where the cure for terrible Engrish is being kept. They might be incredible spies but they didn’t count on an alarm that can only be passed by or disabled by perfect synchronization. Clearly this triggered the miniturizing lasers that turned them into Super Tiny Junior. When the lovely ‘scientists’ started chasing down itty bitty SuJu, they had no choice but to whip out their secret weapon: Blow-Your-Mind-Guns. The Mind-Guns also shrank but were still able to do some damage. The ‘scientists’ continued to advance and SuJu, desperate to protect each other, cried out the one thing they needed their friends to know, if worst came to worst. Will they be sneaky sneaky ninjas, escape the ‘scientists’, find the cure, de-miniturize, and get out alive? Who knows, but the Super Secret Junior Spy Team 3000 has survived worse (*cough* fangirls *cough*)…and there is a desperate need for the Engrish cure. I believe Suju will complete their mission and be known as the best spies of all time, if a little out of synch. Do you?

    5 years ago
  22. I’m definitely an ELF, but this video was just sub-par for Super Junior with the even lazier than usual backdrops. I didn’t like the song too much either. I felt like the trumpets combined with the melody of the beginning made it sound like a sing a long song you play in the car for kids. On top of that, I was seriously scared when I heard how monotone Wookie’s voice was. Now, even though I just trashed the song/video, I really liked Yesung’s sexy hayyyy part,and, after listening to it a couple of times, I started to like the monotone parts at the beginning. I think you guys did a great job reviewing it, especially on the secret agent parody:)))

    5 years ago
  23. I think Super Junior’s Mission is to give us sex education to all K-pop fans. I mean isn’t it obvious: “DON’T take it in the but!”. Come on guys Subliminal messaging!

    5 years ago
  24.  As much as I like Super Junior this song disappointed a little..it was somewhat boring and I couldn’t get over how the part where they spelled ” S-P-Y” and sang in a much higher octave then the rest of the song..it felt like a clash of 2 different songs. I was so excited to see NU’EST in 1st but they lost again :c Next week, for SURE! <3

    Suju's mission? : to make another smash hit song using the same left over oddly lit rooms, while looking swag with their guns

    honestly, Bonamona, mr. simple, and a- cha were just much better. Regardless, suju isnt capable of making a bad song.

    5 years ago
  25. Gd’s voice is that high lol :P

    5 years ago
  26. I’ve been an ELF maybe since I had seen their older songs “For you”, “Sorry,sorry” ,”Rokkugo”, and I’ve got to say that while I LOVED this song….nNANANANANAN S-P-Y….Dodododoo do do do! I also have to say this, SMENT PLEASE STOP WITH THE ONE DAMNED ROOMS! Maybe if they create a kickass story lined like 007 it’d capture more. 

    Now for my Super junior MISSION IMPOSSIBLE! -EXPLODES- 
     Super junior is a part of the head Central Intelligence for Asia (Haha..C.I.A) and they had just heard back from their superior that there was a murder of a certain official. They look into the case and try to figure out the “who” and the “why” all the while running into dangerous villains sparking more interest into the crime. Eunhyuk, a top notch detective, gets a clue  from a close encounter through a female assassin  ,who tried to kill him and part of his crew, that the reason why the elective official was killed because a Mob boss was a political competitor and wanted control over the masses to make a profit by selling illegal substances. Thus, increasing his wealth. The C.I.A didn’t want that to happen…so guess who they called?

    Siwon- The bodygaurd; with his black belt in Tae Kwon Do, his strong heart for justice is maybe the reason he alone would do anything for his country. The number one back up man to save you in the pits of gun fire.

    Donghae: Stage Destroyer. Why is he called this? He’s the master of disguise, equipped with enough observational skills to even make Sherlock (soy un dorito) Holmes jealous that with just a certain tools he could decipher anyone’s body language to just come up behind you,mame you, and take OVER your life.

    Eunhyuk- Mr. Nash, as a former cop has had the remarkable ability to solve even the most difficult of cases. Being the korean form of the top anime series “Death Note’s”  “L” and “Near” his high record of solved cases being far more compelling than anyone in history. He is the leader of this case so far,but he can always put team work first ,right?

    Kangin- Raccoon. Note that his name is not for the sneaky animal ,but more of his chararistics. He is more of a person who would become ‘friends’ with you,but when your back is turned you can probably count on the amount of damage he is doing all the while smiling at you. 

    Kyuhyun- The  Specialist. This computer engineer graduated from the top notch Seoul University scoring above average . He then had been hired as an analyst for the government, catching hackers. Though with his ability he can ,if granted, clean out your bank account with a blink of an eye. He was so great that the C.I.A put him on the team to catch the most dangerous of people and handling the technology he gives to the rest of the members.

    Leetuk- Rough Neck. Fresh out of the military this is one gutsy S.O.B . His knowledge of military arts make his life of the C.I.A better than before. Trained to kill and hooked with connections of generals, what else could you want? A marksman? He’s one too.

    Kim Ryeowook: Snake. An undercover agent of the C.I.A, a mysterious unknown man,but as most would know it a silent ticking time bomb wanting to go off. His work is messy,but it’s how he likes it. 

    Shindong: Doctor S. His doctoral in biochemistry is what the group needs. The “toxicologist” if you will. Creating new weapons out of things you wouldn’t even breathe in, this guy could give you something that could just make you die. Though don’t make him seem cold hearted…he’s just the cynical scientist of the group.

    Sungmin: Two-face. Now don’t get the villain mixed with Sungmin. He’s not deformed in anyways, he’s got that “car salesman” touch that gives him the opportunity to  make you wealthy with his “connections”. He’s a gentleman,with a serious bite. Maybe that’s why the C.I.A wanted this fellow? For his attitude resembles a man with struggling emotions,but when duty calls, he gets the job done. 

    Yesung: Jet. He’s the guy you would reckon as the “Constantine” of the group doesn’t give a crap about most of the world, a very skilled agent himself. One not to mess with,but it doesn’t mean he can’t be sarcastic as they come,but he’s not all talk. He’s a proficient boxer with graces of Judo. GET SOME!

    Did I mention that this mission is just part one of two?…..

    DUN-DUN-DUN….!!!!……

    P.S.
    My youtube name is “Pogosmistress”…..

    …..
    EAT 
    YOUR 
    KIMCHI
    4
    LIFE 

    5 years ago
  27. Lol, when Brendon came in with the wig, it took me a good 10 seconds to realise who it was – at first I was like ‘Wow they used split screen to clone Martina?! It looks so real!! I didn’t know they were so good at editing!!”
    And then I saw it was a dude. =_=;

    5 years ago
  28. lol Super Junior in Spy, simply because I found that Wonder Girl’s video to be ridiculous.

    5 years ago
  29. I think that super juniors mission is to find the person who is writing the english in the SM songs and terminate him but first they need to find their way out of a shiny white box and in order to open the secret door to get out of the box and to the location of that writer they must danceeeeeee and look good . Unfortunately all that was behind the secret door were guns so they decided to take those and decide to find the  writer later

    username- zacefronissohot20

    5 years ago
  30. username: leminay123456

    their mission is to not take it up the butt obviously :P

    5 years ago
  31. Definitely Wonder Girls. By far.

    5 years ago
  32. I agree with you guys, i don’t like the boxes either but it isn’t Super Junior’s fault it’s S.M.

    5 years ago
  33. Agree, they are almost always inside boxes (No other mv), but since they are way to popular it will be hard to film without any fan disturbing the shooting.  Agree, there is hardly a girl, even in the video “Rokkugo” (THE MOST AMAZING VIDEO MADE BY SUJU EVER, at least in my opinion) they dress themselves as girls.  

    5 years ago
  34. sorry suju… i think wgs made better spies =/
    not an elf here, good luck to those trying to get the cd! :D

    5 years ago
  35. I think their mission is to destroy their own headquarters. They were tired of being forced to speak terrible english, do nothing but dance in videos constantly, and wear ridiculous outfits at their organization’s whim. Those pop-up ads that appear and cover up their hard work was the last straw. Now they’re all rebel spies that are trying to take down their spy corporation, otherwise known as SM, from the inside out. All the boxes you keep seeing them dance in are different rooms in SM’s top-secret headquarters, and even though it may look like they’re dancing by themselves, don’t let it fool you. They’re actually fighting off invisible robot enemies. They must be getting close to accomplishing their mission, because the invisibility machines look like they have been destroyed, which is why there are random cut scenes of them shooting at and standing on the amazonian robot women they apparently had to fight in this room. They’re also able to get a message out to everyone watching, telling us not to take it in the butt. Just like they got tired of doing with SM.

    Wow…I really don’t know how that ended up being so long. I kind of got really into it, lol. XD
    Anyway, I’m a huge ELF and I actually really love this song, but yea…the video was…not really anything special? It kind of reminded me of A-Cha with the silly effects and the fancy outfits and of course, those rooms. It’s like they pulled a Mr. Bro-ho-ho and saved everything from A-Cha and used it here. I mean, I think they look good and everything, but I’m sure for other people who aren’t fans, the videos a bit lackluster. : /

    Sorry for the looooong comment!!!
    youtube: thatssumgoodcurry

    5 years ago
  36. The emPHAsis in on the wrong sylLABle.

    Seriously, I was disappointed that Spy won, but this is one of my favorite KMM of all time! I laughed so hard and then I hit replay and watched it again. Awesome job guys!

    Obviously, the members of Super Junior would like to get out of the oddly lit room. Why don’t they get out of the oddly lit room? BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL DOUBLE AGENTS! Each one responsible for taking out one of the other members (while trying to avoid taking it in the butt). That is why they don’t leave – their target is still in the room. Soon this dance of deception will end and a bloodbath will ensue when each of the “agents” realize that they can’t take out their mark without being seen. Once they realize this they know that their only option is to destroy ALL of the other members.  Each one thinking that they will have the element of surprise because the members don’t know that they have been compromised. Unfortunately for each of them, ALL of the other members are crooked too.

    The drops of blood, the waving and firing of the guns while stuck together in an oddly lit room (which under normal circumstances is not something you want to do in a room full of your compadres), the spinning to keep the other members in their sight at all times…..yes, it all makes sense now…..

    My money is on Shindong to be the only member to leave the room. He looks pretty fierce and he has a shotgun. Afterwards he will stroll, whistling as he goes, down Flaxton street and into the shadows.

    youtube subscriber: swirlofclouds

    5 years ago
  37. Each member has their own missions. Eunhyuk is trying to be the leader of SuJu by always being in the limelight and getting into fights with other members. Donghae is trying extremely hard to look as handsome as he can be, so much so that he forgets they’re on a mission. Leeteuk is annoyed but trying to hide it because he feels betrayed that he’s not getting the most attention. Kangin is always trying to hide but all the other members know that so they move him to the front when his part comes. Kyuhyun’s mission is to push everyone out of the way for his solo part. He doesn’t care who he has to step on. Ryeowook’s mission is to have the smoothest and most sensual voice to where everyone falls to the ground when he sings. Shindong is obviously trying to sound the coolest with his part and even has the biggest gun that he points and shoots everywhere as to say “get out of my way”, killing many innocents and causing a ruckus. Sungmin’s mission is sneaking around. He would probably be the best spy. He’s smart and can hit you when you least expect it. Yesung is trying a little too hard by wearing sunglasses even when it’s nighttime obviously putting their spy mission in jeopardy. Siwon knows he’s the best so he’s trying his best to represent the group by being the face of the group, and like you demonstrated in your kpop music monday, Siwon would be the fall of the group by being too obvious. So as you can see, all of their individual missions would make being spies impossible. It’s just too complicated XD

    (youtube username: TheFraternization)
    Had to post here because it was too long for youtube. Hope you enjoy it~ ^^

    5 years ago
  38. Call me crazy, call me maybe.

    5 years ago
  39. And I like the song! It’s cute, quirky, and awesome!

    5 years ago
  40. Although I’m not a part of any fandom, especially E.L.F., I’ve always been a big fan of Super Junior because they are the reason why I’m love K-pop. But seriously, SM is totally messing Super Junior up with their black and white backgrounds on their MV’s ever since Sorry Sorry came out, which is totally unattractive. Anyways, I think their secret mission is catching “her”, which alludes to freedom and in the song, freedom was being personified because of the part “she’s fleeting father farther farther away”. The reason why I thought that way is because all K-pop idols don’t tend to have a lot of freedom unlike others from the public eye and I’m pretty sure these K-pop idols want to hold their freedom a.k.a. “her” because they miss it a lot.

    5 years ago
  41. I liked the parts of the video that used female outlines like the traditional James Bond credits. i found the different sections of the song a little disjointed. I liked the 2 sounds but they didn’t seem like one song. I’m voting for WGs song. They had a better storyline in the video. Not sure how it fit with the song but it was hilarious. 

    5 years ago
  42. I only have one thing to add…

    BEST
    TOY-GUN
    EVAAAR!

    You should do a “return of the WTF” video about that gun.

    Shoot, shoot, lika a watermelon!

    5 years ago
  43. Don’t take it in the butt! (I’m so glad you heard the same thing I did, Simon)

    – Wonder Girls (…I like colorful things)

    OMG. HAHAHA Jo Kwon and My Little Pony signal is the most amazing secret weapon EVER.

    5 years ago
  44. Super Junior’s mission? to warn us about the dangers of “taking it in the butt” and to bore us with another boring video. Mission: Successful 

    5 years ago
  45. My vote is for Super Junior.

    5 years ago
  46. i think their mission was to copy michael jackson…they do the moonwalk, the dances are almost the same, and also the colors of the video are really similar to michael jackson’s style(and michael himself…xD) 

    5 years ago
  47.  Super Junior – SPY

    5 years ago
  48. I think that the SuJu members are shrunk into little tiny toy dolls and their mission was to escape from the dollhouse that a human lady has trapped them inside of. Every time the woman is trying to play with them, SuJu shoots her with their little guns (hence the blood drops occasionally) and then Eunhyuk was warning the members to “not kick it (the woman) in the butt” before she gets angry. Or something like that. .__.

    YouTube username: PandorazDomo

    5 years ago
  49. Super Junior’s epic mission was to recover the pants that exo lost. 
    youtube: erins1317

    5 years ago
  50. K.

    Oh my!! BEST haiku EVER!!! And I was kind of hoping and praying in my heart of hearts that a soccer ball would hit Simon in the face again while he was dressed as TOP, but…. no luck. :-( Next time though guys, next time. :-)

    5 years ago
  51. Guys, you no noSing!! 

    Heartless you! Suju are begging for our help. See, their English songwriter is mean troll ever. With the help of directors he trapped Suju in boxes. And by singing ‘go kick him in the butt’ Suju apply to their fans: to kick that songwriter directly in the butt so Suju finally could get ‘5 out 5’. Because that what their Secret mission is.
    And the song called SPY because again it’s a call to fans to be suspicious and beware of every shadow. They practically show us how to catch him: you don’t need to pull the trigger cause it’s violence and Suju against it (otherwise they would make mv at least a little bit according to the title), so it’s only a trick to frighten the songwriter. 
    But poor Suju, they can’t pronounce it properly so it seems like a tutorial how not to take the hand in the butt. And he knew it before, he planned everySing!! Who else but me would tell you this? Their happiness in our hands guys, let’s go and kick him in the butt!

    Omg, I rant so much, I’l go to sleep now.
    Username: Kekonugu

    5 years ago
  52. Spy was my favorite video of the week but I didn’t vote because I thought everyone else would vote for them, and that they were gonna win anyways. Maybe a lot of the other fans were thinking the same thing?

    5 years ago
  53. I missed Max Time!!! Your rendition of Junsu was…. inaccurately funny!! Haha one of the best Music Mondays ever, but the only thing you guys were missing was the “Ayyyy Girl!!!” and sexy music.

    5 years ago
  54. omg, I swear, this must be one of the funniest music mondays that I have ever seen. There were parts when I could breathe. You guys have totally made my week. Thank you so much :3
    And now I am so tempted to make a video of all the different powers the kpop groups would have… WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME T.T?????

    5 years ago
  55. their mission to found a way so they can get out from the oddly lit bos like room?
    and really, cant help notice Xia Junsu’s Uncommitted in you lappie bg =D
    and, your scene with a glass of wine.. is that a scene from Uncommitted? lol…
    YT name : one1nee

    5 years ago
  56. Super Junior’s real mission: getting rid of saesang fans with this song and video.
    YouTube:krysray0212

    5 years ago
  57. The song, ‘concept’, and MV are horrible! I’m so disappointed by SJ once again!

    5 years ago
  58. One of the most hilarious mms ever!! ヾ(*´∇`)ノ

    5 years ago
  59. um and maybe it’s because ELF voted for NU’est because the already knew what you will say about the boxes SM style..:/ juuuust saying

    5 years ago
  60. After watching your review, I have to say I think SuJu’s super-not-so-secret-SPY mission is super OBVIOUS (btw, I don’t have YT but I just want to say this anyway if it’ll make you awesome people laugh):

    Clearly Super Junior wanted to release the dullest music video ever so that Simon and Martina could put their huge thinking caps on, team up with other K-Pop idols, friends, Spudgy and Meemers and MAKE THE VIDEO A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN IT WILL EVER BE.

    Let’s face it guys. You gave Super Junior’s “SPY” the best non-existent plot. I think SM’s doing it on purpose or otherwise looking to hire you guys because there is NO WAY the video could have sucked so badly otherwise. GREAT JOB SIMON AND MARTINA. XD

    Oh, and … Spudgy in a bowtie. G E N I U S ~

    (Also, thanks for pointing out that “highlight” bit – never noticed! XP)

    ~Lily

    5 years ago
  61. How funny, I actually like “Spy” and I’m no fan of Super Junior. Yes, the video is pretty much the same as their other videos, but at least they look sharp in those well-tailored suits and are not wearing any weird accessories (which is more than I can say about “Sexy Free And Single”). The song is somehow more to my liking than for instance “Bonamana” or “Sorry Sorry”. The English really is awful, but expected from SM. 

    5 years ago
    • Same!  Though I think it might be because I rly rly love Get Smart :D

      (Mr. Simple and Victory Korea are my other favorite Suju songs.)

      5 years ago
    • Same here! I was super bored by Mr Simple, A CHa, Sexy Free and Bingo… And I wasn’t into SuJu in 1st place, but SPY was quite a good surprise for me.

      5 years ago
  62.  I died of laughter XD thank’s ~ made my day ^-^

    5 years ago
  63. Suju’s mission?:D playing the spy,just like a game,hiding behind jacket and shooting with their fingers.:D This reminds me of  the movie Spy Kids  :D this song is just…not serious x) 

    5 years ago
  64. I think their secret mission was quite simple, even Simon got it! (no offense Simon ♥)
    You see, Super Junior really DID say “don’t take it in the butt”, but they later realized that that could possibly cause a choking hazard to fans due to the fact that saliva+sexual references from super junior= coughing, choking, spluttering, and death. Therefore they decided that even though people can hear perfectly well, SM would release officially lyrics stating that we are all in fact hard of hearing and it was actually “Go kick it in the butt!”

    But then, a wild fangirl found out about the switch whilst stalking the official meeting outside the window, and proceeded to run to all her fangirl friends to tell them. Just as she was scaling down though, Siwon saw her and immediately knew she had over heard. She took off running as fast as she could, but Siwon used his mind powers to summon the rest of Super Junior, and soon they pursued hot on her tail. Eventually they caught her, sat her down in a chair, and proceeded to dance around in front of her while detailing that they had “got you little runaway”. 

    When the song came to a close though, and the members backs were turned, she broke free and made a run for it. Unfortunately Sungmin heard her and whipped around, gun extended. She didn’t slow, so he shot and fired and….we don’t know. DUN DUN DUN DUN.

    And my username is TheCupcakeLuver ^^ 

    5 years ago
  65. I really liked the song but hated the video too. Their secret mission is obviously to brainwash the fans into giving them free food, because they’re always hungry!…oh wait, that might be me…whatever, same thing, right?? :D YouTube username: trinityanddallon

    5 years ago
  66. I would say Wonder Girls made the better spy because I mean come on at least they went out and went on a mission, SuJu just stayed in their boring awkwardly lit rooms and danced together like they were doing some sort of mating ritual in hopes of attracting the opposite gender.

    And my YT name is DemiYori:
    I think SuJu’s secret mission in spy judging by Shindong’s shotgun they are preparing for the zombie apocalypse that would surely start in the ELF fandom, hence the line got you little running away, as the uninfected fans try to escape their shooting rampage.

    5 years ago
  67. With Spy they could have do such a cool “out-side”-MV :( A little Story, a small Bond-movie.
    Maybe SJ needs a Subgroup as well, with all the less busy members….

    5 years ago
  68. “…Because we want to share the LOVE.” OH YEAH! I KNOW what you did there S&M. We will be stronger than before. Wait for our LO/Es…:P

    5 years ago
  69. The reason why Suju nearly lost in this was because some ELFs knew that your reviews of Suju would be the same again and again. After watching this (I skipped most of it) I have to agree. I will vote for them but not watch the review.

    5 years ago
    • …Is it your way to do your dutie of Nasty citizen? Voting for a video that you don’t want to get reviewed? (cuz I remind you that people have to vote for a VIDEO, not a band) WHY? Don’t you think that videos which are more interesting deserve to win from time to time?

      5 years ago
      • I will vote for it if I like the video, which I did. If Im voting for it, it means that I want it reviewed…..I just don’t like how the review was so long.

        5 years ago
    • Well of course their reviews would be the same. SM makes SuJu’s MVs so completely boring and the same to one another that Simon and Martina (and even ELFs) have nothing to review. What can YOU say about this MV other than “they are dancing in an oddly lit room (well, actually this one is pretty well lit) with some special effects a student can do on their laptop?” Nothing right? I mean, a fangirl could go on and on about how hot they are, but watching someone fangirl for 10 minutes would be really boring. 

      So, tl;dr – there is nothing to review. What the hell are eyk supposed to do? Make something up that is totally irrelevant? Fangirl for 10 minutes? 

      5 years ago
      • Fyi, I dont like them because of their looks and only fangirl about their voices. To me, the MV isn’t the main thing because they’re not actors, so I pay attention to the music and dance more. EYK could talk more about that.

        5 years ago
  70. AHAHAHA! DONT KICK IT IN THE BUTT!! WOOW now thats all i can hear!

    5 years ago
  71. Suju are definitely the better spys

    5 years ago
  72. I really didn’t like this song, but now at least I can listen to “don’t take it in the butt” and laugh a little! It reminds me of the song “What what in the butt” D: haha

    And I think I died from laughter when Martina danced in the bloopers, who’d known she could look like  a handsome guy btw? O.ó

    5 years ago
  73. C

    So I have to admit, I wasn’t really looking forward to watching this Music Monday since I didn’t know what more S&M could say about the (new, yet) same old boring Suju video. However, the kpop alpha team, male division skit was so awesome, I loved it. At least if Suju is always going to get reviewed it will give S&M a chance to get a little more outside of the box (pun intended) with their skits for the KMM videos. 

    5 years ago
  74. Only comment I want to make is about the english, there have been  a few times where they dock points off for bad english when they were using Konglish. Highlight and trauma (from Big Bang’s Blue) are no different than handphone or aircon. They have become part of Korean so I think they shouldn’t count.  It’s kinda like croissant or hors d’oeuvres, no one says it with the french accent but then again they’ve kinda become common to use  and pronounce like we do. 

    5 years ago
  75. I actually understood,’ kick it in the butt’ from the get go, didn’t have a problem with that.  I am with you about Justin Bieber. i never understood, why people in general, not just kpop fans hate him so much. he hasn’t really done anything bad, and i remember when I saw him the first time, i told my sister he must like kpop, because of his hair, and later i looked at his style, and it reminded me of kpop artists too. time passes, and  I hear of him sending Kim jung hyun  flowers when he was on his tour, and  contacting Psy recently , and I was like, I knew it!. He looked like he listened to Kpop.  Anyways, i like the kid, he doesn’t seem to get in trouble or have bad habits. Maybe that’s the problem.

    5 years ago
  76.  When I saw the “The JoKwon Signal” I laughed so loud I scared the dog! This was my favorite skit so far.

    5 years ago
  77. Super Juniors mission is to access the MV department. They need to find out the next MV concept so they could change it with a outside scenery – a real one – and some girls to add to it. They have guns to intimidate, giving looks of ‘yeah, I got a gun. Now give me those MV blueprints.’ They practiced slick spy moves and martial arts in order to surpass the fluffy bunny that is honey-sempai who secures the blue prints with it’s adorable cuteness and powerful martial arts kick. 

    youtube channel: Animeluver74

    5 years ago
  78. by the way, what really confused me when I first watched the mv, is that there are 9 people dancing but 10 people in the close up shots! I think it’s Siwon who’s missing in the dance part? not too sure though…^^;
    that made me feel that – like you said – they are too busy with filming other things and stuff.

    5 years ago
  79. they were on a mission to kill the person who picks the rooms for the music videos!!

    5 years ago
  80. They are secretly trying to get more views for their MV from people misspelling “PSY” for “SPY”
    O-O…
    ps: I`m an ELF…and i hope it works xD

    5 years ago
  81. I am not trying to enter the contest but i think their secret mission is to go murder whoever wrote the english to the song and made them dance in those rooms again. but unfortunatly their plan was discovered so at the end they cover their faces with their jackets and shoot at the camera  to get rid of witnesses…

    5 years ago
  82. their mission is to get away from that room and take some money from SM so they can make a  awesome MV till next time. SM know about this so he looked the door so now they have been stuck in that room since Sorry Sorry.  

    5 years ago
  83. I spy with my little eye something awesome on your computer desktop ;D

    5 years ago
  84. holy crap!!!! your kpop alpha team, male division is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can’t stop laughing!!
    but you guys should totally have Onew destroy everyone with his mighty ttakbbam power!!

    5 years ago
    • We had SOOOoOOoooO many other ideas, but we thought it went on for too long. Maybe another Super Junior video…. O_____o

      5 years ago
      • that’s one reason i actually like you guys reviewing SJ videos!!! you can just talk about absolute nonsense (you do anyway…not in a bad way!) but cos you hardly have anything to talk about from their actual mv, you guys have to be more creative in making up crap and it’s all hilarious!!!!

        5 years ago
  85. Youtube: MrTaraterrrific

    What do I think Super Junior’s secret mission was? A failure.

    5 years ago
  86. I just didn’t like this song and the video was the same as any other video they have done in the past.

    HOWEVER, I believe that the super top secret mission that Super Junior was sent on was to find Mr. Brohooo who put them in these flashy rotating rooms. Buuut while searching for him, they became trapped in these flashy dancing rooms where they were forced to dance against their will F.O.R.E.V.E.R.

    My Username: seaa2

    5 years ago
  87. SM is addicted to their rooms.
    SM : afraid to go to outside, costs so much money… TO THE BORING GLOOMY ROOMS!!

    I personally am sick and tired of these rooms. and they say that you guise comment about it a lot but I say : you guise keep bringing the topic up because SM isn’t doing anything about it. Are they not aware of your presence? you guise are around youtube and SM just needs to watch one review to get their shiz right.

    5 years ago
  88. Super Junior “SPY” all the way :D

    5 years ago
  89. OMG I LAUGHED SOOOOOO HARD!!!!!
    Simon & Martina.. u guys are beyond awesome!!!!!!

    5 years ago
  90. Wonder girls!!!!!
    Super Junior’s secret mission is to find the forever elusive English translator/speaker for their MVs/ lyrics….username: rebeldemoongazer8
    I really hope Nu’est wins next!!!

    5 years ago
  91. obviously their mission is to find a way out of those oddly lit rooms! whenever they manage to finally escape one of those rooms, there will be another one behind the door…and so they will dance through oddly lit rooms forever…T__T
    (youtube username: NoireYume)

    5 years ago
  92. thank you simon for ruining the only part i liked in the song “Don’t take it in the butt!” lol

    5 years ago
  93. Yes, as an ELF myself I found that there are not much thing to talk about
    However, still love the song, love the choreo, but not the MV

    5 years ago
  94. Trying to rule the world. One shinny black shoe at a time. ; /

    5 years ago
  95. I only saw like 2 ads. That’s a start, SM. ^^

    5 years ago
  96. Lol, KMM hilarious as always! You guys really are creative to come up with this, I wouldn’t have been able to think of anything… The kpop-idols-as-mutants had me laughing so hard, I had to replay it! Especially with Changmin being all immature and messing with the lights and CL is like gangster and TOP being all mysterious and Junsu was just…. hahaha, oh emo artist Junsu. <333 OMG NO TOP, DON'T!!! Too late, the Jokwon signal is in the sky. Though personally I think the food attacks by Taemin and Mir are epic superpowers. xD

    DON'T TAKE IT IN THE BUTT, DON'T TAKE IT IN THE- Hahahahahahahhahaaaaa. I'm going to always sing it this way now!

    Idky, kpop fans tend to HATE Justin Bieber. I honestly don't even get it. I may not be his fan, but I don't hate him, and he has talent. He seems like a good kid. *Shrug*

    Anyway, I personally hate 2 Different Tears and I don't really like Spy either. Both kind of suck imo. Can I vote for SNSD's Hoot? That one is much better… And if I can't, then I'm just not voting this week, so don't count me please…

    5 years ago
  97. My username is OhSososhified
    I’m going to tell a little story.
    Okay, so Siwon in the beginning was supposed to meet the boss at a undisclosed location but then saw a fly (hence the shooting.)And then he finally got to the room where he was given the mission: Bore all Elfs to Death with  a monochromatic, light up room with synchronized dancing.But then, LE GASP. Another fly appears, trying to thwart their so carefully thought out plan. So then a gun comes out, another guy just HAS to dance before shooting the fly, and BAM-dead.But then NONO-A huge SWARM of invisible flies comes attacking them, and that’s when shit gets UGLAY.Super Junior transforms into Spy mode with the James Bond like music in the background and intimidating finger guns.Then all the members finally catch all the flies with the victory cry, ” I GOT YOU LITTLE RUN AWAY.”So the secret mission in the end was actually unknown.
    Because seriously, I don’t know WHAT THE hell was going on in the video LOL.

    5 years ago
  98. Super Junior’s mission is to save people from people who want to take it up the butt!

    5 years ago
  99. Super Junior secret mission is to make the whole wide world fill with sappire blue and the biggest fan club which is ELF….Super Junior would never stop being an idol until their mission is success…^^…..Btw,i am ELF fan too….^^

    5 years ago
  100. Super Junior’s mission is to blow our minds by taking it in the butt.

    5 years ago
  101. i can’t un-hear “don’t take it in the butt” now… xD

    5 years ago
  102. Oh man..can’t unhear it!! Don’t take it in the butt! XD

    5 years ago
  103. Ah it was so sad to see NU’EST take number 1 after you tweeted about the Super Junior CD. Let’s hope they can reach the top once more!

    I loved this song (although at first I hated it, then I liked the mix of styles and genres) but I’m getting kinda tired of SJ. Until they come up with better videos I don’t want to see them here anymore ): You know what I’m not tired of? JO KWON SIGNAAAAAAAAAL!!!

    5 years ago
    • I think NU’EST was #1 before the SPY CD tweet (correct me if I’m wrong but that’s what I saw), so when I saw the tweet, I was like, YES Simon & Martina are going to be reviewing NU’EST instead of Super Junior and so they don’t know what to do with the CD…then this came out lol Oh NU’EST, I hope they get reviewed, but Simon & Martina really love Junsu so…;____;

      5 years ago
    •  I’m a NU’EST fan too! And on the kpop charts, they’re now first while suju is now 2nd… :( Wished Nu’est was reviewed… or maybe next monday.

      5 years ago
  104. I’m ELF since a long time and I’ll always be, but I’m crazy for NU’EST and I voted every single day and I’ll keep voting! All SJ MV’s looks like the same, SF&S was a little bit different and I loved it, but SPY is so boring, I cant! Really think that Nuest deserve it more… And I’m sorry my english is horrible, Simon will give to me 0 out of 5 LOOL

    5 years ago
    • I’m an ELF and I voted for SJ, but other ELFs don’t want to vote cuz
      they think Simon and Martina are mean, I’ve seem many ELFs tell other
      ELFs not to vote for Super Junior at eat ur kimichi cuz they think they
      will say mostly bad things about them or that they’ve became boring, and
      some of them are voting for Nu’est instead so they would get reviewed
      instead of Super Junior,

      in the review they say “Sure, it could be that we’ve deeply offended a
      lot of ELFs, and so they’re steering away from our site” and I think
      this is the reason why not a lot of ELF voted. I personally don’t agree with everything Simon and Martina say but I watch cuz I’m curious.

      5 years ago
      • Same with me too. I am a SMTown fan and I don’t believe what they are saying. Its like offending me too. and i also watch them because I’m curious too.

        5 years ago
        • the problem here is not them its sm who doesn`t bring something
          new to suju and how biased fans are to the point they become blind and forget to be fair

          5 years ago
    • I’m a NU’EST fan too! And on the kpop charts, they’re now first while suju is now 2nd… :( Wished Nu’est was reviewed… or maybe next monday.

      5 years ago
  105. Martna, I think you’re really pretty with short black hair :)

    5 years ago
  106. I think their secret mission in to find love as usual xD !

    5 years ago
  107. Their secret mission is to find suits where the pants aren’t skinny jeans :< and my username is som1stolemycookie

    5 years ago
  108. I so thought that NU’EST would get reviewed this week because I saw it in first. Sadness!

    Their mission? To bore us to death with their lack of color and overusage of boxes. Though technically, that would be SM’s fault. Ok, their real mission? Uh, to enjoy dancing in a box and dance in suits without finding the girl. Maybe they’re trying Inception, Super Junior style.

    And as much as I enjoy Super Junior, I agree – the song had so much potential…only to be an A-cha 2.0.

    5 years ago
    • I thought they thought that Troublemaker’s “Troublemaker” was the worst spy video ever. Guess they had a lot to choose from.

      5 years ago
  109. they had to rescue the three legged turtle from new york because he was captured nd taken hostage because he knew certain information regarding t-ara. t-ara’s managers hired suju to retrieve the poor reptile! super junior however, did not succeed in their mission and were sent to training school along with hyuna nd hyung seung. they will eventually be sent on D ranked missions for the rest of their pitiful lives simply because they accidentally blew up the entire facility which resulted in killing the turtle themselves…

    5 years ago
  110. Second!! Booyah! I bet the Nu’est fans are pissed! HAHAHA!!!

    5 years ago
    • How old are you?

      5 years ago
    • Oh keep ya pants on. It is called a joke. I was laughing at the look of disappointment and annoyance on my sister’s face when she saw it was SJ who won. She was soo sure they would lose. I told her to never doubt SJ, that girl doesn’t listen…

      5 years ago
      • Hahah what I love about SJ being reviewed is that S&M can explore different scenarios and make more diverse sketches, since they run out of SJ things to say, I really loved the different kpop personalities in this one!

        5 years ago
  111. First!:D

    5 years ago