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Super Junior is back on the top of our KpopCharts, but just baaaaarely, with “Spy.” Haven’t seen it yet? Check it out here:

 

So, a few things we didn’t mention in our review: for starters, congrats to Nu’est, not for getting second place, but for beating Super Junior up until the last minute when a final push got them ahead. Seriously: Super Junior’s video has millions of views; Nu’est’s video has less views than an Eat Your Kimchi video (at the moment). It’s not as popular a video as Super Junior’s, but it has a really strong fan base.

Another thing this can suggest, though, is not that Super Junior fans are struggling against the strength of Nu’est fans, but that Super Junior fans just didn’t want to vote this video in as much as usual. Seriously: Super Junior nearly crashes our server most of the time. This time: barely a blip. Every other video usually burns in flames and cowers in terror. This time: Super Junior’s video almost got beat out. Fans have the potential to vote as strongly as usual, but this time they just didn’t want to.

Sure, it could be that we’ve deeply offended a lot of ELFs, and so they’re steering away from our site (which, I wouldn’t get: Sexy, Free, and Single was one of our favorite Music Mondays EVER!), or it could mean that ELFs just don’t like this video as much. I think the latter’s the case. We’ve read lots of comments from annoyed fans. This video is just like every other Super Junior video ever:

Super Junior Rooms

SM: GTFO of these rooms

I found the rooms especially ridiculous in this case. Hey! Super Junior: correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the song about finding and catching a girl? You know what might help you out: getting the hell out of those flashy boxes of yours. I guarantee you, she’s not there, because nobody of the opposite sex is ever in your flashy boxes with you EVER. Stop dancing around with each other. Synchronized dancing with your bros won’t find her either.

And, as always, SMs obnoxious unblockable ads keep on popping up just to piss you off. Yes, ladies and gentlemen: EverySing on THE iTunes. EverySing on THE Google Play? Seriously, SM? THE ITUNES? The Google Play? For THE 100th time, stop being THE Cheap and THE LAZY and get yourself THE English speaker to check over your THE ads next time. That’s just sloppy.

But, apart from our typical gripes against SM for their redundant Super Junior videos, this song is quite awesome! The beat of the chorus is SOOO GOOD! We like it so much and have been singing it so much that we went out and bought an extra copy of the CD to give away to you guise, because we want to share the love. YEAH! Want to win the CD? Here’s what you gotta do:

1) Make sure you’re subscribed to us. Not sure if you are? Click here!
2) Let us know in the comments what you think Super Junior’s secret mission is.
**if you’re leaving your answer here, rather than in the comments on our YouTube video, leave your username in the comment as well, so we can make sure you’re subscribed!**

If you’re not hopeful of winning, and just want the CD right away, you can pick it up on either iTunes or YesAsia. And, as always, we got bloopers. Since our skit was so long, we had lots of things go wrong in the filming process :D

 

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  1. Not-Really-Normal^__~
    Not-Really-Normal^__~

    I never know the lyrics were “I’ll get you little runaway” I missheard it as “I’ll get you never runaway” which makes sense too
    ……. oops

  2. mitha elsa

    you mi is super junior love

  3. tbh .. i got used to on the sets (Boxes, Rooms, etc) SM uses !! that i even don’t care about it anymore , likely I DON’T NOTICE IT ANYMORE !! I only care about the dance and the outfits lately !! i’m not annoyed with the song at all !!! i think the song was amazing along with it dance !! i mean the choreography was really brilliant and suits the concept of being SPY !!
    But newly .. i’m spotting SM and their new plans .. i guess they’re finally trying something new !! i mean the song IGAB was sth new (don’t like it btw) .. but they need to be more creative if they’re trying sth new !!! SM need the fuck spend on their artists more … I MEAN SJ IS AN AMAZING GROUP WITH AN IMPRESSIVE ABILITIES .. THEY DON’T DESERVE TO BE TREATED THAT WAY BECUZ THEY’RE ONE OF THE MAJOR MONEY SOURCES FOR THE COMPANY !!!!!
    not disappointed with song btw !!

  4. KalisaCat

    Ahahahah LOL ‘Take it in the butt’ – thanks guys, I was laughing like mad!!!
    But after all, Dongahae’s ‘supai kyurl’ is precious too!!! Ahahahah
    SuJu speak much better Chinese than English kkkk

  5. Oh dear God, I laughed So hard at this video! I just discovered you guys yesterday, and I AM SO HAPPY YOU EXCIST! It, I… I just can’t express myself right now. Thank you for your hard work! And thank you for bringing in Kamenashis character Bem. I squealed with happiness ^^

  6. anahimuniz

    I think Martina said Bonorama for one of SJ’s songs! LOL~ I think she meant Bonamana…. (:

  7. Karenahabbi

    Karenahabbi
    They are looking for me, but can’t find me because I am hiding in america…T.T

  8. wikimiki003

    How can you guys can call you “Ever Lasting Friends”, I don’t understand, really, in my opinion this website is totally stupid, if you are fan, you keep with them, what you guys are doing is an very stupid action, I can’t believe it, Super Junior try every single day to do it much better, and they do, they are the best, and I know NU’EST, and much more, but I keep staying with Super Junior, I’m ELF from 2008, and I’ll will never change….(^_^)

    • fuuko4869

      If you think this website is totally stupid, why are you here?
      And by the way, I don’t think the ELFs here are stupid, they just have common sense. I really respect fans that don’t just blindly raise their biases to 7th heaven when what they’re coming out with is clearly sub-par. In this case, I would say that ELFs who admit this song/video isn’t the greates, is doing Suju a massive favour, by raising the bar so that SM might give them something better next time. Something they actually deserve.

  9. superBIGbang

    I KNEW you were going to make T.O.P the leader! Lol, thanks a lot Mr.Simon! Now that is all I hear! And personally, this song to me has a higher place than plenty of their other (similar) mvs. And I am an ELF. P.S. I do not hate Justin Bieber but I think many kpop listeners dislike him because their favorite groups are often compared to him even though it is Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga who copied the Korean group and essentric style, it is not really a personal thing I guess.

  10. “The uploader has not made this video available in your country.” WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO!

    Now the US can’t watch the original SuJu video any more. :C

  11. Super Junior! The best thing about these boys is that there are so many they don’t need back up dancers. Points for James Bond themed video but if only they timed it closer to the release of the film and used the bond girls from the actual movie! That would have rocked.

  12. im Canadian and i didn’t mind Justin either, as i grew up with backstreet boys, i just see him as the backstreet boys of this generation. BUT a big BUT he’s been quite rude lately to respectable people “cough”princes”cough”  and im losing the feelings. I don’t even bother watch SUJU videos anymore, i just listen to the songs, because i know there almost all the same.

  13. bigbangxvip

    their secret mission was to find enough girls for each of them. so that they can all have their sexy time with their ladies. oh, and also to find other brightly lighted, crazily designed rooms for their future videos. very sick mission if you ask me :)
    youtube username: bigbangxxvip

  14. their secret mission? why of course is to find the exit out of the boring white rooms where sm has trapped them in. Since there is a camera watching their every move, they use dancing and singing as a distraction. And simon? Their horrible English was also a distraction! You have just fallen into their trap! As they switch members back and forth it gives the ones in the back time to find the exit while the front members tries to divert your attention away from the ones in the back. But sly sm ent. knows of this and hires random dancing ladies to distract suju (boys will be boys eh?) but! suju doesn’t buy it and with no other choice this causes them to shoot those ladies with a gun. But! Don’t worry, they purposely missed their target so the ladies just fainted from shock. :D

    youtube id: anime2kawaii

  15. YOu guys should totally do Gdragons new song ONE OF A KIND!

  16. I think that Super Junior’s Secret Mission is to find the girl of their dreams and protect her from the bad guys(SM) who always want to take them away, but each member swore to never let go so they go on a mission after finding the girl of their dreams. But SM came along and started to take each one away one by one, then Super Junior started singing SPY because the girl that they each loved was a spy, but they don’t give up yet. They plan and figure out a way to get their girls back from SM so they each go to the headquarters and act all nice with the leader telling him/her that they can do many amazing things but need the help of the women that was taken from them. This way everyone gets their girls back but SM realizes and still wants to get them back… 

    That was HORRIBLE. Probably wont win with this. but its a try.. i really wanted a SPY CD. :(

  17. LADyJaPaNimation

    Super Juniors secret mission is to find their dream girl in a strangely lit box. How they hope to catch them? By swiveling their hips and flapping their blazers, all attractively of course.

  18. Youtube user: jesschanx3
    Kibum is away from the group because, when he was coming back home from the dance practice, he was attacked by someone, who used him as a guinea pig to test new modified reptile genes. He can’t dance or do activities that require a lot of energy or he’ll transform into a chimera of a human and various types of reptiles. Super Junior just had to tell the fans the acting career story, because SM’s cientists weren’t able to do anything because they didn’t have any information about those genes. Over the years they have worked as spies, trying to find the person who is still working with genetic manipulation willing to create more efficient idols. But now they have a clue, Changmin and Yunho, SM’s top agents, came back from the U.S. with the information from some rapper that Park Jinyoung was doing such thing. Their mission is to get into JYP’s headquarter, the one that can be seen in Wonder Girls’s Like Money music video and solve everything. However, they don’t have a clue about where is this place nor how will they be able to get through JYP’s creatures.

  19.  I have only some weird thoughts about their mission, so I’ll say one of the least weird.
    Spies shouldn’t be showing off, right? But when you see somebody trying to be “invisible” you can find out he’s suspicious = SPY. That’s why they’re pretending they’re spies, so everybody can know that and… everybody will be sure that for real they’re not spies. Or if they are, they must suck at it). But they are spies. And they’re one of the best in the world. It’s brilliant, don’t you think?
    And their secret mission is to set up this riddle so I can find out about everything and WIN THE CD. Of course that’s the mission, so thank you Super Junior!

    (Said it’s weird^^)

    Youtube id: Arwenka92

  20. Pick me!  Pick me!  Gimme the SuJu CD please.  Tanksalot for this opportunity to win it.  Your vids are a riot!  My fav one is the one about what not to do when you visit Korea.  “Don’t criticize Super Junior” was classic.

  21. SUPER JUNIOR’s Secret Mission iiiiis…. To HIDE THEIR SECRET MUTANT POWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUUUUUUUUT, They JUST TOOK IT IN THE BUTT :D We Know about your secret powerrs Super Junior!!!!!! Muhahahahahahahahaha :p

    PS: Love Your Videos Guuuys! Keep on the good work ^^ ELF HERE! 

  22. CODE NAME: Super Junior
    T.O.P Secret Mission: The boys of Super Junior are going undercover to find the best pizza recipe and make their own pizzas to replace the ‘delicious’ (sarcasm intended) endorsed by 2PM. However, in order to pass the sexy Dothraki Man Warrior security guard, they must ask him questions and if he gets it wrong, they are able to pass. Hence, there was a dance which involved Kyuhyun behind the Eunhae gate and then Ryeowook appeared. Because the sexy guy failed to guess which member ws going to appear, the Super Junior members passed. They made it ‘Simple’ because they were ‘naughty naughty.’

    The end

    YouTube name: tinaluvblue

    Love from Australia! :D

  23. Super Junior’s secret mission is to blow your mind by being naughty while staying sexy, free and single. Speaking in horrible English and being Mr. Simple that they are secretly hiding their true identities of being Superman instead of Super Spies.

    youtube: angelmaycry

  24. Aya Nyappy

    I think their secret mission is to find out the identity of the woman in their video (I heard rumors it is ryeowook xDD)
    youtube username: sora2ii

  25. SJ’s mission as sexy spys is to stay together for as long as they can! Even though being 13 again may be difficult…but yeah! SUJU GANDA! 
    & To leader Teuk who will be enlisting into army anytime soon, ELF will wait for you! :’) 

  26. The members have divided in groups. They each have their own tasks assigned by BoA. Their secret mission is to distract us through these awfully boring music videos while they fight against the makers of unblockable adds cuz secretly they’re sick of them too. The money brought in but these adds are also not going to the boys. Leetuek and Heechul are busy with their part of the mission. Their mission is top secret and cannot be disclosed to everyone’s eyes. If you are not a SUJU fan please ignore the rest of this comment otherwise Kim Kibum will be locking you in a in fx Electric Shock MV set. Evil Kyuhyun has personally altered this set for a shocking experience. Hangkyung is also aiding in the destruction of unblockable adds by portraying his reactions

  27. I just hope i win it,jkjk,well, im an elf but when kyuhyun and ryeowook was kindda whispering sthing liddat, im sorry i didnt like it, n also with the giant women legs,wats that for??? o.O but basically i like the rest and i agree wat u said in ur videos, FIGHTING! ^^” btw, u know that drawing of meemerswroth thing, im so sorry, ive been busy so i hv just a little time with everything,MIAN!!!! 

  28. I think their mission is to get rid of those boring boxes SM makes them dance in. (Youtube username: SanRulesJB27)

  29. Youtube username: jesschanx3
    WG or SJ: Super Junior!
    And let me tell you what’s their mission (sorry for my bad english, don’t give me a -37 :c ): So, as we all know, Kibum is away from the group, some people say it’s because he’s focusing on acting but actually that’s not the truth. Let’s have a little flashback. 
    – November of 2007, SM Entertainment building, Super Junior’s practice room. –
    Leeteuk: So guys, our debut anniversary is tomorrow, what are you going to do?
    Kyuhyun: Weren’t we supposed to have a fanmeeting? You’re getting old, ahjussi.
    Leeteuk: No, you brat. Kibum won’t be able to go, so the president just decided to cancel it.
    Kyuhyun: Oh I see, but where’s hyung going then?
    Leeteuk: Idk, he just said he had to meet someone really important.
    Donghae: HYUNG! HURRY UP KIBUM GOT IN AN ACCIDENT!
    – A hospital of Seoul –
    Leeteuk: OH MY GOD WHERE’S MY BABY
    Kangin: Calm down crazy omma, he just sprained his ankle.
    Kibum: Annyeong~
    Leeteuk: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOU BABY *HUGS*
    Kibum: I’m not sure, I was walking to my car when I sudenlly felt someone pushing me, so I fell. But then I smelled something and blacked out. When I woke up I was already here.
    Heechul: Wait, could it be…?
    Leeteuk: Impossible, H.O.T. sunbaenims destroyed their headquarter on their last mission, before the “break up”.
    Kyuhyun: Don’t you think it’s really stupid to have everything in a headquarter? Just saying.
    Siwon: We should be aware of everything.
    Leeteuk: I’m going to talk to our sunbaes then. We can’t disappoint Lee Sooman or else all these years trainning would be wasted.
    Kangin: He talks like he’s a class A agent already kekekeke~
    Leeteuk: KIM YOUNGWOON QUIET.
    All: *laughs*
    – SM Ent. building, Kangta’s office –
    Leeteuk: Hello Kangta sunbaenim~
    Kangta: Ah, Jungsu-yah, what brings you here?
    Leeteuk: Oh, I want to ask sunbaenim something.
    Kangta: Go ahead.
    Leeteuk: Our member Kibummie recently got in a accident and we were thinking about that…
    Kangta: Oh wait, I’ve got a call. Hello? Yes, I understand, I’m going. Sorry Jungsu but could we continue this conversation later? I have a important meeting now.
    Leeteuk: Oh ok sunbaenim, I’ll leave then, see you later.
    – Leeteuk left the room, Kangta stood up, checked if he was gone and picked his phone.
    Kangta: He’s gone. I didn’t let him ask anything.
    Someone: All right, I’ll call you later.
    – SJ’s dorm. –
    Kyuhyun: So what did sunbaenim say?
    Leeteuk: I couldn’t really talk to him, he had a meeting.
    Kyuhyun: I see.
    Ryeowook: Hey guys, dinner is ready~ Go call Kibummie, I think he’s in his room practicing the new choreography.
    Donghae: I’m goinggg~
    – Donghae entered Kibum’s room, the lights were off-
    Donghae: Kibum-ah, Kibummieee~ where are you, dinner is readyyy~
    – Kibum didn’t answer but Donghae heard some noises coming from the bathroom and decided to check it –
    Donghae: Kibummie?
    Kibum: DON’T. DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR.
    Donghae: You naughty kid, what are you doin-
    – At the moment Donghae opened the door, a monster roared. He ran back to the living room screaming. –
    Donghae (with tears coming out of his eyes): KI-KI-KIBUM’S ROOM, M-M-MONSTER.
    Eunhyuk: Are you imagining things again, little kid?
    Donghae: I AM SERIOUS. TEUKIE HYUNG – pauses and more tears come out of his eyes – PLEASE BELIEVE ME KIBUM IS A MONSTER!
    Leeteuk: Baby, monsters do not exist. Let’s go call Kibummie together, ok?
    – They entered Kibum’s room and Leeteuk started to look under the bed and inside the wardrobe. –
    Leeteuk: See? There’s nothing here.
    Donghae: In… the… bathroom…
    – Leeteuk opened the door and inside the bathroom there was something they had never seen before, it wasn’t a human being nor an animal but something like a chimera of a human and a  reptile. The creature roared, Leeteuk and  Donghae screamed and the others came to see what had happened. –
    Siwon: Oh my God.
    Eunhyuk: R U N!!
    Ryeowook: WAIT, IS THAT KIBUM?
    Kyuhyun: Kibum hyung… How did this happen to you?
    – The creature roared again, but then it started to speak. –
    Kibum: I don’t know, I was practicing the new choreography and my whole body started to ache and to transform  into this thing. Just leave me alone, you guys can’t do anything about it and I don’t know if you can be near me anymore.
    – Everyone was in shock, they couldn’t believe in what they were seeing. Sungmin, trembling, patted Kibum’s “shoulder”. –
    Sungmin: I’ll call Lina sunbaenim, there must be something we can do about it. Don’t be afraid, hyungs are with you, ok?
    Kibum: I’m sorry.
    – SM Ent. building –
    – Leeteuk put his hand on a palm scanner, then a secret door opened and a long passageway could be seen. They took Kibum, who was covered with one of EXO’s robes, there. They were now at a hi-tech laboratory and a beautiful doctor came to greet them. –
    Lina: Hello boys! Wow, you’re all here! What did noona do to deserve such a surprise?
    Kangin: We have a serious problem, noona.
    – They told her everything, she didn’t look very surprised though. –
    Lina: I knew something like was going to happen.
    Kyuhyun: What do you mean?
    Lina: Singers nowadays need a LOT of strenght, right? So, in order to deal with their crazy schedules, they take a lot of medicines. Companies would just do anything for their artists to be even more active, more skilled.
    Shindong: And what does it have to do with Kibum?
    Lina: As you know, like you guys, I’m not only a singer. After my treinee days, I didn’t want to be an agent so I decided to work with the researches. Over the years, I’ve been working on a theory and, because I wanted to focus on it, I’ve declared a hiatus from CSJH The Grace. Since then, I’ve been studying the possibility of those companies to be working with… well… genetic manipulation.
    Siwon: What? That can’t be possible.
    Kyuhyun: Actually, from what I’ve seen until now, it can.
    – Suddenly, they heard the creature roar again, Kibum started to transform back to his old self. –
    Donghae: KIBUMMIE YOU’RE BACK! *hugs*
    Kyuhyun: And naked under that robe.
    Lina: That’s quite interesting. If you transformed back there’s a big possibility of existing something that, if you do it, you’ll transform again. I think you should stay here for a few days, so I’ll be able to discover if that’s right.
    – Kibum agreed, the boys hugged him and left, wishing their sunbae could help him. The days passed and they got a call from Lina, she said she had good and bad news. So, they went to SM’s hidden laboratory again. –
    Lina: Good to see you all here again. But I’m going straight to the point, Kibum can’t be with you guys anymore.
    Leeteuk: Excuse me?
    Lina: As you know, he was attacked some weeks ago. He said he smelled something after being pushed and blacked out. By examining his body, we found a injection mark, someone injected modified reptiles genes in his bloodstream. We have studied his condition and we noticed that now he is away faster, more flexible, he can learn a lot of things within a minute and doesn’t even get tired. However, whenever he does something that was improved by those genes, he will transform. I still think that’s a amazing work, that person must be wanting to create a new generation. But I’m sure he, or she, wasn’t aware of the side effects, so we can just say that Kibum was used as a guinea pig.
    Siwon: Nothing can be done about it?
    Lina: I’m not sure, if we had all their researches, theories and any kind of information, we could be able to try doing something, because right now we’re just clueless about everything.
    Kangin put his hand on Kibum’s shoulder.
    Kangin: We are going to discover who they are and get everything we need. Trust me Kibummie, you’re going to be back with us again.
    Kibum: I trust you, but, as you know, we’re still beginners. Who knows how long it will take for you guys to get in a high position like DBSK sunbaenims? You know you won’t be able to work on such a mission now, you guys still can’t do nothing about it.
    Leeteuk: Look at me, Kibum. No matter what, I am going to get our group in a position even better than DBSK’s. We are going to be this agency’s head group, no matter how many missions we have to do, if it’ll be dangerous nor how long it takes. I am bringing you back, this is a promise.
    Kibum: Thank you.
    They all hugged each other and left the lab, they still had to create a story to explain to the fans why wouldn’t Kibum show up. Their managers came up with the acting career story, everybody would believe it, they thought. Over the years Super Junior had to deal with so much, Lina’s theory seemed to be correct, kpop groups also were mutant cats, zombies, vampires or even mithological gods and angels. But now they were at the top, news about their fame all over the world were always on the screen. SM Entertainment now had a new CEO, Kim Youngmin and on one fine spring day they got a call directly from him.
    – July of 2012, SJ’s dorm. –
    Leeteuk: Park Jungsu speaking, sir.
    Youngmin: I have good news for you, Jungsu. Yunho and Changmin just came back from their last mission in the United States and they got the information you were searching for all this time.
    Leeteuk: What?
    Youngmin: In 2006, the first sample of modified reptile genes created landed in Seoul, they were created in a distant moutain, in Mokpo. Yes, the same place were H.O.T. got their last mission, I guess they didn’t destroy everything.
    Leeteuk: So that means…
    Youngmin: Yes, JYP. You have watched JYP’s most famous girl group’s last music video, right? Yunho got the rapper drunk and discovered that they do everything at that place now. However, as you can see from the video, it’ll be really difficult to find and to enter there.
    Leeteuk: We are going to get this mission. Sir, let us have acess to everything in this agency.
    Youngmin: Do as you please. But I have to hung up now. Good luck, Jungsu.
    Leeteuk: Thank you, sir.
    Shindong: Hyung?
    Leeteuk: Call the other members and get me all JYP’s artists profiles and numbers. I made a promise, we are going to get this no matter what. Shindong, we are now SPIES.
    – But at Kim Youngmin’s room’s door –
    Kangta (on the phone): Mr. Park, we have a problem.

    ~> That’s it, it’s longer than expected sorry… I hope you guys can still read it :(

  30. Youtube username: jesschanx3
    WG or SJ: Super Junior!
    And let me tell you what’s their mission (sorry for my bad english, don’t give me a -37 :c ): So, as we all know, Kibum is away from the group, some people say it’s because he’s focusing on acting but actually that’s not the truth. Let’s have a little flashback. 
    – November of 2007, SM Entertainment building, Super Junior’s practice room. –
    Leeteuk: So guys, our debut anniversary is tomorrow, what are you going to do?
    Kyuhyun: Weren’t we supposed to have a fanmeeting? You’re getting old, ahjussi.
    Leeteuk: No, you brat. Kibum won’t be able to go, so the president just decided to cancel it.
    Kyuhyun: Oh I see, but where’s hyung going then?
    Leeteuk: Idk, he just said he had to meet someone really important.
    Donghae: HYUNG! HURRY UP KIBUM GOT IN AN ACCIDENT!
    – A hospital of Seoul –
    Leeteuk: OH MY GOD WHERE’S MY BABY
    Kangin: Calm down crazy omma, he just sprained his ankle.
    Kibum: Annyeong~
    Leeteuk: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOU BABY *HUGS*
    Kibum: I’m not sure, I was walking to my car when I sudenlly felt someone pushing me, so I fell. But then I smelled something and blacked out. When I woke up I was already here.
    Heechul: Wait, could it be…?
    Leeteuk: Impossible, H.O.T. sunbaenims destroyed their headquarter on their last mission, before the “break up”.
    Kyuhyun: Don’t you think it’s really stupid to have everything in a headquarter? Just saying.
    Siwon: We should be aware of everything.
    Leeteuk: I’m going to talk to our sunbaes then. We can’t disappoint Lee Sooman or else all these years trainning would be wasted.
    Kangin: He talks like he’s a class A agent already kekekeke~
    Leeteuk: KIM YOUNGWOON QUIET.
    All: *laughs*
    – SM Ent. building, Kangta’s office –
    Leeteuk: Hello Kangta sunbaenim~
    Kangta: Ah, Jungsu-yah, what brings you here?
    Leeteuk: Oh, I want to ask sunbaenim something.
    Kangta: Go ahead.
    Leeteuk: Our member Kibummie recently got in a accident and we were thinking about that…
    Kangta: Oh wait, I’ve got a call. Hello? Yes, I understand, I’m going. Sorry Jungsu but could we continue this conversation later? I have a important meeting now.
    Leeteuk: Oh ok sunbaenim, I’ll leave then, see you later.
    – Leeteuk left the room, Kangta stood up, checked if he was gone and picked his phone.
    Kangta: He’s gone. I didn’t let him ask anything.
    Someone: All right, I’ll call you later.
    – SJ’s dorm. –
    Kyuhyun: So what did sunbaenim say?
    Leeteuk: I couldn’t really talk to him, he had a meeting.
    Kyuhyun: I see.
    Ryeowook: Hey guys, dinner is ready~ Go call Kibummie, I think he’s in his room practicing the new choreography.
    Donghae: I’m goinggg~
    – Donghae entered Kibum’s room, the lights were off-
    Donghae: Kibum-ah, Kibummieee~ where are you, dinner is readyyy~
    – Kibum didn’t answer but Donghae heard some noises coming from the bathroom and decided to check it –
    Donghae: Kibummie?
    Kibum: DON’T. DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR.
    Donghae: You naughty kid, what are you doin-
    – At the moment Donghae opened the door, a monster roared. He ran back to the living room screaming. –
    Donghae (with tears coming out of his eyes): KI-KI-KIBUM’S ROOM, M-M-MONSTER.
    Eunhyuk: Are you imagining things again, little kid?
    Donghae: I AM SERIOUS. TEUKIE HYUNG – pauses and more tears come out of his eyes – PLEASE BELIEVE ME KIBUM IS A MONSTER!
    Leeteuk: Baby, monsters do not exist. Let’s go call Kibummie together, ok?
    – They entered Kibum’s room and Leeteuk started to look under the bed and inside the wardrobe. –
    Leeteuk: See? There’s nothing here.
    Donghae: In… the… bathroom…
    – Leeteuk opened the door and inside the bathroom there was something they had never seen before, it wasn’t a human being nor an animal but something like a chimera of a human and a  reptile. The creature roared, Leeteuk and  Donghae screamed and the others came to see what had happened. –
    Siwon: Oh my God.
    Eunhyuk: R U N!!
    Ryeowook: WAIT, IS THAT KIBUM?
    Kyuhyun: Kibum hyung… How did this happen to you?
    – The creature roared again, but then it started to speak. –
    Kibum: I don’t know, I was practicing the new choreography and my whole body started to ache and to transform  into this thing. Just leave me alone, you guys can’t do anything about it and I don’t know if you can be near me anymore.
    – Everyone was in shock, they couldn’t believe in what they were seeing. Sungmin, trembling, patted Kibum’s “shoulder”. –
    Sungmin: I’ll call Lina sunbaenim, there must be something we can do about it. Don’t be afraid, hyungs are with you, ok?
    Kibum: I’m sorry.
    – SM Ent. building –
    – Leeteuk put his hand on a palm scanner, then a secret door opened and a long passageway could be seen. They took Kibum, who was covered with one of EXO’s robes, there. They were now at a hi-tech laboratory and a beautiful doctor came to greet them. –
    Lina: Hello boys! Wow, you’re all here! What did noona do to deserve such a surprise?
    Kangin: We have a serious problem, noona.
    – They told her everything, she didn’t look very surprised though. –
    Lina: I knew something like was going to happen.
    Kyuhyun: What do you mean?
    Lina: Singers nowadays need a LOT of strenght, right? So, in order to deal with their crazy schedules, they take a lot of medicines. Companies would just do anything for their artists to be even more active, more skilled.
    Shindong: And what does it have to do with Kibum?
    Lina: As you know, like you guys, I’m not only a singer. After my treinee days, I didn’t want to be an agent so I decided to work with the researches. Over the years, I’ve been working on a theory and, because I wanted to focus on it, I’ve declared a hiatus from CSJH The Grace. Since then, I’ve been studying the possibility of those companies to be working with… well… genetic manipulation.
    Siwon: What? That can’t be possible.
    Kyuhyun: Actually, from what I’ve seen until now, it can.
    – Suddenly, they heard the creature roar again, Kibum started to transform back to his old self. –
    Donghae: KIBUMMIE YOU’RE BACK! *hugs*
    Kyuhyun: And naked under that robe.
    Lina: That’s quite interesting. If you transformed back there’s a big possibility of existing something that, if you do it, you’ll transform again. I think you should stay here for a few days, so I’ll be able to discover if that’s right.
    – Kibum agreed, the boys hugged him and left, wishing their sunbae could help him. The days passed and they got a call from Lina, she said she had good and bad news. So, they went to SM’s hidden laboratory again. –
    Lina: Good to see you all here again. But I’m going straight to the point, Kibum can’t be with you guys anymore.
    Leeteuk: Excuse me?
    Lina: As you know, he was attacked some weeks ago. He said he smelled something after being pushed and blacked out. By examining his body, we found a injection mark, someone injected modified reptiles genes in his bloodstream. We have studied his condition and we noticed that now he is away faster, more flexible, he can learn a lot of things within a minute and doesn’t even get tired. However, whenever he does something that was improved by those genes, he will transform. I still think that’s a amazing work, that person must be wanting to create a new generation. But I’m sure he, or she, wasn’t aware of the side effects, so we can just say that Kibum was used as a guinea pig.
    Siwon: Nothing can be done about it?
    Lina: I’m not sure, if we had all their researches, theories and any kind of information, we could be able to try doing something, because right now we’re just clueless about everything.
    Kangin put his hand on Kibum’s shoulder.
    Kangin: We are going to discover who they are and get everything we need. Trust me Kibummie, you’re going to be back with us again.
    Kibum: I trust you, but, as you know, we’re still beginners. Who knows how long it will take for you guys to get in a high position like DBSK sunbaenims? You know you won’t be able to work on such a mission now, you guys still can’t do nothing about it.
    Leeteuk: Look at me, Kibum. No matter what, I am going to get our group in a position even better than DBSK’s. We are going to be this agency’s head group, no matter how many missions we have to do, if it’ll be dangerous nor how long it takes. I am bringing you back, this is a promise.
    Kibum: Thank you.
    They all hugged each other and left the lab, they still had to create a story to explain to the fans why wouldn’t Kibum show up. Their managers came up with the acting career story, everybody would believe it, they thought. Over the years Super Junior had to deal with so much, Lina’s theory seemed to be correct, kpop groups also were mutant cats, zombies, vampires or even mithological gods and angels. But now they were at the top, news about their fame all over the world were always on the screen. SM Entertainment now had a new CEO, Kim Youngmin and on one fine spring day they got a call directly from him.

    – July of 2012, SJ’s dorm. –
    Leeteuk: Park Jungsu speaking, sir.
    Youngmin: I have good news for you, Jungsu. Yunho and Changmin just came back from their last mission in the United States and they got the information you were searching for all this time.
    Leeteuk: What?
    Youngmin: In 2006, the first sample of modified reptile genes created landed in Seoul, they were created in a distant moutain, in Mokpo. Yes, the same place were H.O.T. got their last mission, I guess they didn’t destroy everything.
    Leeteuk: So that means…
    Youngmin: Yes, JYP. You have watched JYP’s most famous girl group’s last music video, right? Yunho got the rapper drunk and discovered that they do everything at that place now. However, as you can see from the video, it’ll be really difficult to find and to enter there.
    Leeteuk: We are going to get this mission. Sir, let us have acess to everything in this agency.
    Youngmin: Do as you please. But I have to hung up now. Good luck, Jungsu.
    Leeteuk: Thank you, sir.
    Shindong: Hyung?
    Leeteuk: Call the other members and get me all JYP’s artists profiles and numbers. I made a promise, we are going to get this no matter what. Shindong, we are now SPIES.

    – But at Kim Youngmin’s room’s door –
    Kangta (on the phone): Mr. Park, we have a problem.

    /END/
    ~> That’s iiiit, it’s longer than expected sorry… I hope you guys can still read it :(
    My twitter: @_jess3:disqus 

  31. kpopwillneverstop

    TBH Simon & Martina, Super Junior’s SPY mission was so obvious from the get go.

    Their secret mission is to find out what SHINee thought was “so curious” in the museum, what made SNSD see “trouble, trouble, trouble” in Hoot!, find out why “The Shadow” has BoA so worried, and is all tied in together into the final element that is making DBSK “Keep Their Head Down” :)

    Youtube user name: Lamusicful

  32. I think their spy mission is to find more oddly lit rooms for SM to shoot videos in.  
    yt: hedge7476

  33. 21anis

    omglmfao~ xD the part where that friend of yours appear almost made me choke on my cookies XD LOL!  my vote goes to the Wonder Girls’ 2DT of course ^^

  34. I would say that someone has LOST their PANTS and now have to watch out for their BUTT [most probably a LITTLE fangirl has RUN~AWAY with the pants in question and now they have to find her ~ and the pants of course...]

    youtube: michalinah

  35. Super Junior’s secret mission is to find the exit of the box without SM knowing
     youtube account: kyuoao

  36. Super Junior’s secret spy mission is…to get their dignity back. It was stolen in 2011 along with Siwon’s pants in Mr.Simple version A.

  37. Super Junior’s secret spy mission is…to get their dignity back. It was stolen in 2011 along with Siwon’s pants in Mr.Simple version A.
    QueenOfSpades87.
     

  38. Super Junior’s secret spy mission is …to get their dignity back. It was stolen in 2011 along with Siwon’s pants in Mr. Simple version A. 
    QueenOfSpades87.

  39.  

    Most people don’t know, but SM actually
    stands for ‘Spy Masters’ and Super Junior is a second generation of spies
    (hence “Junior”).

     

    Mission: With numerous K-Dramas where girls pass off as boys with ease, eg.
    To the Beautiful You, Sungkyunkwan Scandal, Coffee Prince, the entertainment
    industry has begun to suspect girls auditioning or even debuting into boy
    groups to get closer to their oppas.

     

    Current suspects: Taemin (http://bit.ly/wCZs6A), Kevin (http://bit.ly/PI3HDT) and Ren (http://bit.ly/HLkR0B)

     

    Mission status: Suspects unconfirmed. Mission
    ongoing.

    ===============================

    PS. Fans, please don’t get offended. This was for a bit of fun. ^_^ I love all of them but you can’t deny they are pretty!

    PPS. YT username: taniiah

    Thanks!

  40. Personally I really loved this song, it’s so catchy and awesome, even though I sorta cringe a little on the inside when I hear ‘I got you little runaway.’ I’m 100% ELF, and I wasn’t offended at all with this video, because, yes, the English is a tad bit weird, and it’s not like it’s SJ’s fault that the lyric writers were a little bit too careless. 

    Donghae was said to be the one member that couldn’t be a spy, because he can’t lie~

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