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Super Junior is back on the top of our KpopCharts, but just baaaaarely, with “Spy.” Haven’t seen it yet? Check it out here:

 

So, a few things we didn’t mention in our review: for starters, congrats to Nu’est, not for getting second place, but for beating Super Junior up until the last minute when a final push got them ahead. Seriously: Super Junior’s video has millions of views; Nu’est’s video has less views than an Eat Your Kimchi video (at the moment). It’s not as popular a video as Super Junior’s, but it has a really strong fan base.

Another thing this can suggest, though, is not that Super Junior fans are struggling against the strength of Nu’est fans, but that Super Junior fans just didn’t want to vote this video in as much as usual. Seriously: Super Junior nearly crashes our server most of the time. This time: barely a blip. Every other video usually burns in flames and cowers in terror. This time: Super Junior’s video almost got beat out. Fans have the potential to vote as strongly as usual, but this time they just didn’t want to.

Sure, it could be that we’ve deeply offended a lot of ELFs, and so they’re steering away from our site (which, I wouldn’t get: Sexy, Free, and Single was one of our favorite Music Mondays EVER!), or it could mean that ELFs just don’t like this video as much. I think the latter’s the case. We’ve read lots of comments from annoyed fans. This video is just like every other Super Junior video ever:

Super Junior Rooms

SM: GTFO of these rooms

I found the rooms especially ridiculous in this case. Hey! Super Junior: correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the song about finding and catching a girl? You know what might help you out: getting the hell out of those flashy boxes of yours. I guarantee you, she’s not there, because nobody of the opposite sex is ever in your flashy boxes with you EVER. Stop dancing around with each other. Synchronized dancing with your bros won’t find her either.

And, as always, SMs obnoxious unblockable ads keep on popping up just to piss you off. Yes, ladies and gentlemen: EverySing on THE iTunes. EverySing on THE Google Play? Seriously, SM? THE ITUNES? The Google Play? For THE 100th time, stop being THE Cheap and THE LAZY and get yourself THE English speaker to check over your THE ads next time. That’s just sloppy.

But, apart from our typical gripes against SM for their redundant Super Junior videos, this song is quite awesome! The beat of the chorus is SOOO GOOD! We like it so much and have been singing it so much that we went out and bought an extra copy of the CD to give away to you guise, because we want to share the love. YEAH! Want to win the CD? Here’s what you gotta do:

1) Make sure you’re subscribed to us. Not sure if you are? Click here!
2) Let us know in the comments what you think Super Junior’s secret mission is.
**if you’re leaving your answer here, rather than in the comments on our YouTube video, leave your username in the comment as well, so we can make sure you’re subscribed!**

If you’re not hopeful of winning, and just want the CD right away, you can pick it up on either iTunes or YesAsia. And, as always, we got bloopers. Since our skit was so long, we had lots of things go wrong in the filming process :D

 

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  1. Not-Really-Normal^__~
    Not-Really-Normal^__~

    I never know the lyrics were “I’ll get you little runaway” I missheard it as “I’ll get you never runaway” which makes sense too
    ……. oops

  2. you mi is super junior love

  3. tbh .. i got used to on the sets (Boxes, Rooms, etc) SM uses !! that i even don’t care about it anymore , likely I DON’T NOTICE IT ANYMORE !! I only care about the dance and the outfits lately !! i’m not annoyed with the song at all !!! i think the song was amazing along with it dance !! i mean the choreography was really brilliant and suits the concept of being SPY !!
    But newly .. i’m spotting SM and their new plans .. i guess they’re finally trying something new !! i mean the song IGAB was sth new (don’t like it btw) .. but they need to be more creative if they’re trying sth new !!! SM need the fuck spend on their artists more … I MEAN SJ IS AN AMAZING GROUP WITH AN IMPRESSIVE ABILITIES .. THEY DON’T DESERVE TO BE TREATED THAT WAY BECUZ THEY’RE ONE OF THE MAJOR MONEY SOURCES FOR THE COMPANY !!!!!
    not disappointed with song btw !!

  4. Ahahahah LOL ‘Take it in the butt’ – thanks guys, I was laughing like mad!!!
    But after all, Dongahae’s ‘supai kyurl’ is precious too!!! Ahahahah
    SuJu speak much better Chinese than English kkkk

  5. Oh dear God, I laughed So hard at this video! I just discovered you guys yesterday, and I AM SO HAPPY YOU EXCIST! It, I… I just can’t express myself right now. Thank you for your hard work! And thank you for bringing in Kamenashis character Bem. I squealed with happiness ^^

  6. I think Martina said Bonorama for one of SJ’s songs! LOL~ I think she meant Bonamana…. (:

  7. Karenahabbi
    They are looking for me, but can’t find me because I am hiding in america…T.T

  8. How can you guys can call you “Ever Lasting Friends”, I don’t understand, really, in my opinion this website is totally stupid, if you are fan, you keep with them, what you guys are doing is an very stupid action, I can’t believe it, Super Junior try every single day to do it much better, and they do, they are the best, and I know NU’EST, and much more, but I keep staying with Super Junior, I’m ELF from 2008, and I’ll will never change….(^_^)

    • If you think this website is totally stupid, why are you here?
      And by the way, I don’t think the ELFs here are stupid, they just have common sense. I really respect fans that don’t just blindly raise their biases to 7th heaven when what they’re coming out with is clearly sub-par. In this case, I would say that ELFs who admit this song/video isn’t the greates, is doing Suju a massive favour, by raising the bar so that SM might give them something better next time. Something they actually deserve.

  9. I KNEW you were going to make T.O.P the leader! Lol, thanks a lot Mr.Simon! Now that is all I hear! And personally, this song to me has a higher place than plenty of their other (similar) mvs. And I am an ELF. P.S. I do not hate Justin Bieber but I think many kpop listeners dislike him because their favorite groups are often compared to him even though it is Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga who copied the Korean group and essentric style, it is not really a personal thing I guess.

  10. “The uploader has not made this video available in your country.” WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO!

    Now the US can’t watch the original SuJu video any more. :C

  11. Super Junior! The best thing about these boys is that there are so many they don’t need back up dancers. Points for James Bond themed video but if only they timed it closer to the release of the film and used the bond girls from the actual movie! That would have rocked.

  12. im Canadian and i didn’t mind Justin either, as i grew up with backstreet boys, i just see him as the backstreet boys of this generation. BUT a big BUT he’s been quite rude lately to respectable people “cough”princes”cough”  and im losing the feelings. I don’t even bother watch SUJU videos anymore, i just listen to the songs, because i know there almost all the same.

  13. their secret mission was to find enough girls for each of them. so that they can all have their sexy time with their ladies. oh, and also to find other brightly lighted, crazily designed rooms for their future videos. very sick mission if you ask me :)
    youtube username: bigbangxxvip

  14. their secret mission? why of course is to find the exit out of the boring white rooms where sm has trapped them in. Since there is a camera watching their every move, they use dancing and singing as a distraction. And simon? Their horrible English was also a distraction! You have just fallen into their trap! As they switch members back and forth it gives the ones in the back time to find the exit while the front members tries to divert your attention away from the ones in the back. But sly sm ent. knows of this and hires random dancing ladies to distract suju (boys will be boys eh?) but! suju doesn’t buy it and with no other choice this causes them to shoot those ladies with a gun. But! Don’t worry, they purposely missed their target so the ladies just fainted from shock. :D

    youtube id: anime2kawaii

  15. YOu guys should totally do Gdragons new song ONE OF A KIND!

  16. I think that Super Junior’s Secret Mission is to find the girl of their dreams and protect her from the bad guys(SM) who always want to take them away, but each member swore to never let go so they go on a mission after finding the girl of their dreams. But SM came along and started to take each one away one by one, then Super Junior started singing SPY because the girl that they each loved was a spy, but they don’t give up yet. They plan and figure out a way to get their girls back from SM so they each go to the headquarters and act all nice with the leader telling him/her that they can do many amazing things but need the help of the women that was taken from them. This way everyone gets their girls back but SM realizes and still wants to get them back… 

    That was HORRIBLE. Probably wont win with this. but its a try.. i really wanted a SPY CD. :(

  17. Super Juniors secret mission is to find their dream girl in a strangely lit box. How they hope to catch them? By swiveling their hips and flapping their blazers, all attractively of course.

  18. Youtube user: jesschanx3
    Kibum is away from the group because, when he was coming back home from the dance practice, he was attacked by someone, who used him as a guinea pig to test new modified reptile genes. He can’t dance or do activities that require a lot of energy or he’ll transform into a chimera of a human and various types of reptiles. Super Junior just had to tell the fans the acting career story, because SM’s cientists weren’t able to do anything because they didn’t have any information about those genes. Over the years they have worked as spies, trying to find the person who is still working with genetic manipulation willing to create more efficient idols. But now they have a clue, Changmin and Yunho, SM’s top agents, came back from the U.S. with the information from some rapper that Park Jinyoung was doing such thing. Their mission is to get into JYP’s headquarter, the one that can be seen in Wonder Girls’s Like Money music video and solve everything. However, they don’t have a clue about where is this place nor how will they be able to get through JYP’s creatures.

  19.  I have only some weird thoughts about their mission, so I’ll say one of the least weird.
    Spies shouldn’t be showing off, right? But when you see somebody trying to be “invisible” you can find out he’s suspicious = SPY. That’s why they’re pretending they’re spies, so everybody can know that and… everybody will be sure that for real they’re not spies. Or if they are, they must suck at it). But they are spies. And they’re one of the best in the world. It’s brilliant, don’t you think?
    And their secret mission is to set up this riddle so I can find out about everything and WIN THE CD. Of course that’s the mission, so thank you Super Junior!

    (Said it’s weird^^)

    Youtube id: Arwenka92

  20. Pick me!  Pick me!  Gimme the SuJu CD please.  Tanksalot for this opportunity to win it.  Your vids are a riot!  My fav one is the one about what not to do when you visit Korea.  “Don’t criticize Super Junior” was classic.

  21. SUPER JUNIOR’s Secret Mission iiiiis…. To HIDE THEIR SECRET MUTANT POWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUUUUUUUUT, They JUST TOOK IT IN THE BUTT :D We Know about your secret powerrs Super Junior!!!!!! Muhahahahahahahahaha :p

    PS: Love Your Videos Guuuys! Keep on the good work ^^ ELF HERE! 

  22. CODE NAME: Super Junior
    T.O.P Secret Mission: The boys of Super Junior are going undercover to find the best pizza recipe and make their own pizzas to replace the ‘delicious’ (sarcasm intended) endorsed by 2PM. However, in order to pass the sexy Dothraki Man Warrior security guard, they must ask him questions and if he gets it wrong, they are able to pass. Hence, there was a dance which involved Kyuhyun behind the Eunhae gate and then Ryeowook appeared. Because the sexy guy failed to guess which member ws going to appear, the Super Junior members passed. They made it ‘Simple’ because they were ‘naughty naughty.’

    The end

    YouTube name: tinaluvblue

    Love from Australia! :D

  23. Super Junior’s secret mission is to blow your mind by being naughty while staying sexy, free and single. Speaking in horrible English and being Mr. Simple that they are secretly hiding their true identities of being Superman instead of Super Spies.

    youtube: angelmaycry

  24. I think their secret mission is to find out the identity of the woman in their video (I heard rumors it is ryeowook xDD)
    youtube username: sora2ii

  25. SJ’s mission as sexy spys is to stay together for as long as they can! Even though being 13 again may be difficult…but yeah! SUJU GANDA! 
    & To leader Teuk who will be enlisting into army anytime soon, ELF will wait for you! :’) 

  26. The members have divided in groups. They each have their own tasks assigned by BoA. Their secret mission is to distract us through these awfully boring music videos while they fight against the makers of unblockable adds cuz secretly they’re sick of them too. The money brought in but these adds are also not going to the boys. Leetuek and Heechul are busy with their part of the mission. Their mission is top secret and cannot be disclosed to everyone’s eyes. If you are not a SUJU fan please ignore the rest of this comment otherwise Kim Kibum will be locking you in a in fx Electric Shock MV set. Evil Kyuhyun has personally altered this set for a shocking experience. Hangkyung is also aiding in the destruction of unblockable adds by portraying his reactions

  27. I just hope i win it,jkjk,well, im an elf but when kyuhyun and ryeowook was kindda whispering sthing liddat, im sorry i didnt like it, n also with the giant women legs,wats that for??? o.O but basically i like the rest and i agree wat u said in ur videos, FIGHTING! ^^” btw, u know that drawing of meemerswroth thing, im so sorry, ive been busy so i hv just a little time with everything,MIAN!!!! 

  28. I think their mission is to get rid of those boring boxes SM makes them dance in. (Youtube username: SanRulesJB27)

  29. Youtube username: jesschanx3
    WG or SJ: Super Junior!
    And let me tell you what’s their mission (sorry for my bad english, don’t give me a -37 :c ): So, as we all know, Kibum is away from the group, some people say it’s because he’s focusing on acting but actually that’s not the truth. Let’s have a little flashback. 
    - November of 2007, SM Entertainment building, Super Junior’s practice room. -
    Leeteuk: So guys, our debut anniversary is tomorrow, what are you going to do?
    Kyuhyun: Weren’t we supposed to have a fanmeeting? You’re getting old, ahjussi.
    Leeteuk: No, you brat. Kibum won’t be able to go, so the president just decided to cancel it.
    Kyuhyun: Oh I see, but where’s hyung going then?
    Leeteuk: Idk, he just said he had to meet someone really important.
    Donghae: HYUNG! HURRY UP KIBUM GOT IN AN ACCIDENT!
    - A hospital of Seoul -
    Leeteuk: OH MY GOD WHERE’S MY BABY
    Kangin: Calm down crazy omma, he just sprained his ankle.
    Kibum: Annyeong~
    Leeteuk: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOU BABY *HUGS*
    Kibum: I’m not sure, I was walking to my car when I sudenlly felt someone pushing me, so I fell. But then I smelled something and blacked out. When I woke up I was already here.
    Heechul: Wait, could it be…?
    Leeteuk: Impossible, H.O.T. sunbaenims destroyed their headquarter on their last mission, before the “break up”.
    Kyuhyun: Don’t you think it’s really stupid to have everything in a headquarter? Just saying.
    Siwon: We should be aware of everything.
    Leeteuk: I’m going to talk to our sunbaes then. We can’t disappoint Lee Sooman or else all these years trainning would be wasted.
    Kangin: He talks like he’s a class A agent already kekekeke~
    Leeteuk: KIM YOUNGWOON QUIET.
    All: *laughs*
    - SM Ent. building, Kangta’s office -
    Leeteuk: Hello Kangta sunbaenim~
    Kangta: Ah, Jungsu-yah, what brings you here?
    Leeteuk: Oh, I want to ask sunbaenim something.
    Kangta: Go ahead.
    Leeteuk: Our member Kibummie recently got in a accident and we were thinking about that…
    Kangta: Oh wait, I’ve got a call. Hello? Yes, I understand, I’m going. Sorry Jungsu but could we continue this conversation later? I have a important meeting now.
    Leeteuk: Oh ok sunbaenim, I’ll leave then, see you later.
    - Leeteuk left the room, Kangta stood up, checked if he was gone and picked his phone.
    Kangta: He’s gone. I didn’t let him ask anything.
    Someone: All right, I’ll call you later.
    - SJ’s dorm. -
    Kyuhyun: So what did sunbaenim say?
    Leeteuk: I couldn’t really talk to him, he had a meeting.
    Kyuhyun: I see.
    Ryeowook: Hey guys, dinner is ready~ Go call Kibummie, I think he’s in his room practicing the new choreography.
    Donghae: I’m goinggg~
    - Donghae entered Kibum’s room, the lights were off-
    Donghae: Kibum-ah, Kibummieee~ where are you, dinner is readyyy~
    - Kibum didn’t answer but Donghae heard some noises coming from the bathroom and decided to check it -
    Donghae: Kibummie?
    Kibum: DON’T. DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR.
    Donghae: You naughty kid, what are you doin-
    - At the moment Donghae opened the door, a monster roared. He ran back to the living room screaming. -
    Donghae (with tears coming out of his eyes): KI-KI-KIBUM’S ROOM, M-M-MONSTER.
    Eunhyuk: Are you imagining things again, little kid?
    Donghae: I AM SERIOUS. TEUKIE HYUNG – pauses and more tears come out of his eyes – PLEASE BELIEVE ME KIBUM IS A MONSTER!
    Leeteuk: Baby, monsters do not exist. Let’s go call Kibummie together, ok?
    - They entered Kibum’s room and Leeteuk started to look under the bed and inside the wardrobe. -
    Leeteuk: See? There’s nothing here.
    Donghae: In… the… bathroom…
    - Leeteuk opened the door and inside the bathroom there was something they had never seen before, it wasn’t a human being nor an animal but something like a chimera of a human and a  reptile. The creature roared, Leeteuk and  Donghae screamed and the others came to see what had happened. -
    Siwon: Oh my God.
    Eunhyuk: R U N!!
    Ryeowook: WAIT, IS THAT KIBUM?
    Kyuhyun: Kibum hyung… How did this happen to you?
    - The creature roared again, but then it started to speak. -
    Kibum: I don’t know, I was practicing the new choreography and my whole body started to ache and to transform  into this thing. Just leave me alone, you guys can’t do anything about it and I don’t know if you can be near me anymore.
    - Everyone was in shock, they couldn’t believe in what they were seeing. Sungmin, trembling, patted Kibum’s “shoulder”. -
    Sungmin: I’ll call Lina sunbaenim, there must be something we can do about it. Don’t be afraid, hyungs are with you, ok?
    Kibum: I’m sorry.
    - SM Ent. building -
    - Leeteuk put his hand on a palm scanner, then a secret door opened and a long passageway could be seen. They took Kibum, who was covered with one of EXO’s robes, there. They were now at a hi-tech laboratory and a beautiful doctor came to greet them. -
    Lina: Hello boys! Wow, you’re all here! What did noona do to deserve such a surprise?
    Kangin: We have a serious problem, noona.
    - They told her everything, she didn’t look very surprised though. -
    Lina: I knew something like was going to happen.
    Kyuhyun: What do you mean?
    Lina: Singers nowadays need a LOT of strenght, right? So, in order to deal with their crazy schedules, they take a lot of medicines. Companies would just do anything for their artists to be even more active, more skilled.
    Shindong: And what does it have to do with Kibum?
    Lina: As you know, like you guys, I’m not only a singer. After my treinee days, I didn’t want to be an agent so I decided to work with the researches. Over the years, I’ve been working on a theory and, because I wanted to focus on it, I’ve declared a hiatus from CSJH The Grace. Since then, I’ve been studying the possibility of those companies to be working with… well… genetic manipulation.
    Siwon: What? That can’t be possible.
    Kyuhyun: Actually, from what I’ve seen until now, it can.
    - Suddenly, they heard the creature roar again, Kibum started to transform back to his old self. -
    Donghae: KIBUMMIE YOU’RE BACK! *hugs*
    Kyuhyun: And naked under that robe.
    Lina: That’s quite interesting. If you transformed back there’s a big possibility of existing something that, if you do it, you’ll transform again. I think you should stay here for a few days, so I’ll be able to discover if that’s right.
    - Kibum agreed, the boys hugged him and left, wishing their sunbae could help him. The days passed and they got a call from Lina, she said she had good and bad news. So, they went to SM’s hidden laboratory again. -
    Lina: Good to see you all here again. But I’m going straight to the point, Kibum can’t be with you guys anymore.
    Leeteuk: Excuse me?
    Lina: As you know, he was attacked some weeks ago. He said he smelled something after being pushed and blacked out. By examining his body, we found a injection mark, someone injected modified reptiles genes in his bloodstream. We have studied his condition and we noticed that now he is away faster, more flexible, he can learn a lot of things within a minute and doesn’t even get tired. However, whenever he does something that was improved by those genes, he will transform. I still think that’s a amazing work, that person must be wanting to create a new generation. But I’m sure he, or she, wasn’t aware of the side effects, so we can just say that Kibum was used as a guinea pig.
    Siwon: Nothing can be done about it?
    Lina: I’m not sure, if we had all their researches, theories and any kind of information, we could be able to try doing something, because right now we’re just clueless about everything.
    Kangin put his hand on Kibum’s shoulder.
    Kangin: We are going to discover who they are and get everything we need. Trust me Kibummie, you’re going to be back with us again.
    Kibum: I trust you, but, as you know, we’re still beginners. Who knows how long it will take for you guys to get in a high position like DBSK sunbaenims? You know you won’t be able to work on such a mission now, you guys still can’t do nothing about it.
    Leeteuk: Look at me, Kibum. No matter what, I am going to get our group in a position even better than DBSK’s. We are going to be this agency’s head group, no matter how many missions we have to do, if it’ll be dangerous nor how long it takes. I am bringing you back, this is a promise.
    Kibum: Thank you.
    They all hugged each other and left the lab, they still had to create a story to explain to the fans why wouldn’t Kibum show up. Their managers came up with the acting career story, everybody would believe it, they thought. Over the years Super Junior had to deal with so much, Lina’s theory seemed to be correct, kpop groups also were mutant cats, zombies, vampires or even mithological gods and angels. But now they were at the top, news about their fame all over the world were always on the screen. SM Entertainment now had a new CEO, Kim Youngmin and on one fine spring day they got a call directly from him.
    - July of 2012, SJ’s dorm. -
    Leeteuk: Park Jungsu speaking, sir.
    Youngmin: I have good news for you, Jungsu. Yunho and Changmin just came back from their last mission in the United States and they got the information you were searching for all this time.
    Leeteuk: What?
    Youngmin: In 2006, the first sample of modified reptile genes created landed in Seoul, they were created in a distant moutain, in Mokpo. Yes, the same place were H.O.T. got their last mission, I guess they didn’t destroy everything.
    Leeteuk: So that means…
    Youngmin: Yes, JYP. You have watched JYP’s most famous girl group’s last music video, right? Yunho got the rapper drunk and discovered that they do everything at that place now. However, as you can see from the video, it’ll be really difficult to find and to enter there.
    Leeteuk: We are going to get this mission. Sir, let us have acess to everything in this agency.
    Youngmin: Do as you please. But I have to hung up now. Good luck, Jungsu.
    Leeteuk: Thank you, sir.
    Shindong: Hyung?
    Leeteuk: Call the other members and get me all JYP’s artists profiles and numbers. I made a promise, we are going to get this no matter what. Shindong, we are now SPIES.
    - But at Kim Youngmin’s room’s door -
    Kangta (on the phone): Mr. Park, we have a problem.

    ~> That’s it, it’s longer than expected sorry… I hope you guys can still read it :(

  30. Youtube username: jesschanx3
    WG or SJ: Super Junior!
    And let me tell you what’s their mission (sorry for my bad english, don’t give me a -37 :c ): So, as we all know, Kibum is away from the group, some people say it’s because he’s focusing on acting but actually that’s not the truth. Let’s have a little flashback. 
    - November of 2007, SM Entertainment building, Super Junior’s practice room. -
    Leeteuk: So guys, our debut anniversary is tomorrow, what are you going to do?
    Kyuhyun: Weren’t we supposed to have a fanmeeting? You’re getting old, ahjussi.
    Leeteuk: No, you brat. Kibum won’t be able to go, so the president just decided to cancel it.
    Kyuhyun: Oh I see, but where’s hyung going then?
    Leeteuk: Idk, he just said he had to meet someone really important.
    Donghae: HYUNG! HURRY UP KIBUM GOT IN AN ACCIDENT!
    - A hospital of Seoul -
    Leeteuk: OH MY GOD WHERE’S MY BABY
    Kangin: Calm down crazy omma, he just sprained his ankle.
    Kibum: Annyeong~
    Leeteuk: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO YOU BABY *HUGS*
    Kibum: I’m not sure, I was walking to my car when I sudenlly felt someone pushing me, so I fell. But then I smelled something and blacked out. When I woke up I was already here.
    Heechul: Wait, could it be…?
    Leeteuk: Impossible, H.O.T. sunbaenims destroyed their headquarter on their last mission, before the “break up”.
    Kyuhyun: Don’t you think it’s really stupid to have everything in a headquarter? Just saying.
    Siwon: We should be aware of everything.
    Leeteuk: I’m going to talk to our sunbaes then. We can’t disappoint Lee Sooman or else all these years trainning would be wasted.
    Kangin: He talks like he’s a class A agent already kekekeke~
    Leeteuk: KIM YOUNGWOON QUIET.
    All: *laughs*
    - SM Ent. building, Kangta’s office -
    Leeteuk: Hello Kangta sunbaenim~
    Kangta: Ah, Jungsu-yah, what brings you here?
    Leeteuk: Oh, I want to ask sunbaenim something.
    Kangta: Go ahead.
    Leeteuk: Our member Kibummie recently got in a accident and we were thinking about that…
    Kangta: Oh wait, I’ve got a call. Hello? Yes, I understand, I’m going. Sorry Jungsu but could we continue this conversation later? I have a important meeting now.
    Leeteuk: Oh ok sunbaenim, I’ll leave then, see you later.
    - Leeteuk left the room, Kangta stood up, checked if he was gone and picked his phone.
    Kangta: He’s gone. I didn’t let him ask anything.
    Someone: All right, I’ll call you later.
    - SJ’s dorm. -
    Kyuhyun: So what did sunbaenim say?
    Leeteuk: I couldn’t really talk to him, he had a meeting.
    Kyuhyun: I see.
    Ryeowook: Hey guys, dinner is ready~ Go call Kibummie, I think he’s in his room practicing the new choreography.
    Donghae: I’m goinggg~
    - Donghae entered Kibum’s room, the lights were off-
    Donghae: Kibum-ah, Kibummieee~ where are you, dinner is readyyy~
    - Kibum didn’t answer but Donghae heard some noises coming from the bathroom and decided to check it -
    Donghae: Kibummie?
    Kibum: DON’T. DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR.
    Donghae: You naughty kid, what are you doin-
    - At the moment Donghae opened the door, a monster roared. He ran back to the living room screaming. -
    Donghae (with tears coming out of his eyes): KI-KI-KIBUM’S ROOM, M-M-MONSTER.
    Eunhyuk: Are you imagining things again, little kid?
    Donghae: I AM SERIOUS. TEUKIE HYUNG – pauses and more tears come out of his eyes – PLEASE BELIEVE ME KIBUM IS A MONSTER!
    Leeteuk: Baby, monsters do not exist. Let’s go call Kibummie together, ok?
    - They entered Kibum’s room and Leeteuk started to look under the bed and inside the wardrobe. -
    Leeteuk: See? There’s nothing here.
    Donghae: In… the… bathroom…
    - Leeteuk opened the door and inside the bathroom there was something they had never seen before, it wasn’t a human being nor an animal but something like a chimera of a human and a  reptile. The creature roared, Leeteuk and  Donghae screamed and the others came to see what had happened. -
    Siwon: Oh my God.
    Eunhyuk: R U N!!
    Ryeowook: WAIT, IS THAT KIBUM?
    Kyuhyun: Kibum hyung… How did this happen to you?
    - The creature roared again, but then it started to speak. -
    Kibum: I don’t know, I was practicing the new choreography and my whole body started to ache and to transform  into this thing. Just leave me alone, you guys can’t do anything about it and I don’t know if you can be near me anymore.
    - Everyone was in shock, they couldn’t believe in what they were seeing. Sungmin, trembling, patted Kibum’s “shoulder”. -
    Sungmin: I’ll call Lina sunbaenim, there must be something we can do about it. Don’t be afraid, hyungs are with you, ok?
    Kibum: I’m sorry.
    - SM Ent. building -
    - Leeteuk put his hand on a palm scanner, then a secret door opened and a long passageway could be seen. They took Kibum, who was covered with one of EXO’s robes, there. They were now at a hi-tech laboratory and a beautiful doctor came to greet them. -
    Lina: Hello boys! Wow, you’re all here! What did noona do to deserve such a surprise?
    Kangin: We have a serious problem, noona.
    - They told her everything, she didn’t look very surprised though. -
    Lina: I knew something like was going to happen.
    Kyuhyun: What do you mean?
    Lina: Singers nowadays need a LOT of strenght, right? So, in order to deal with their crazy schedules, they take a lot of medicines. Companies would just do anything for their artists to be even more active, more skilled.
    Shindong: And what does it have to do with Kibum?
    Lina: As you know, like you guys, I’m not only a singer. After my treinee days, I didn’t want to be an agent so I decided to work with the researches. Over the years, I’ve been working on a theory and, because I wanted to focus on it, I’ve declared a hiatus from CSJH The Grace. Since then, I’ve been studying the possibility of those companies to be working with… well… genetic manipulation.
    Siwon: What? That can’t be possible.
    Kyuhyun: Actually, from what I’ve seen until now, it can.
    - Suddenly, they heard the creature roar again, Kibum started to transform back to his old self. -
    Donghae: KIBUMMIE YOU’RE BACK! *hugs*
    Kyuhyun: And naked under that robe.
    Lina: That’s quite interesting. If you transformed back there’s a big possibility of existing something that, if you do it, you’ll transform again. I think you should stay here for a few days, so I’ll be able to discover if that’s right.
    - Kibum agreed, the boys hugged him and left, wishing their sunbae could help him. The days passed and they got a call from Lina, she said she had good and bad news. So, they went to SM’s hidden laboratory again. -
    Lina: Good to see you all here again. But I’m going straight to the point, Kibum can’t be with you guys anymore.
    Leeteuk: Excuse me?
    Lina: As you know, he was attacked some weeks ago. He said he smelled something after being pushed and blacked out. By examining his body, we found a injection mark, someone injected modified reptiles genes in his bloodstream. We have studied his condition and we noticed that now he is away faster, more flexible, he can learn a lot of things within a minute and doesn’t even get tired. However, whenever he does something that was improved by those genes, he will transform. I still think that’s a amazing work, that person must be wanting to create a new generation. But I’m sure he, or she, wasn’t aware of the side effects, so we can just say that Kibum was used as a guinea pig.
    Siwon: Nothing can be done about it?
    Lina: I’m not sure, if we had all their researches, theories and any kind of information, we could be able to try doing something, because right now we’re just clueless about everything.
    Kangin put his hand on Kibum’s shoulder.
    Kangin: We are going to discover who they are and get everything we need. Trust me Kibummie, you’re going to be back with us again.
    Kibum: I trust you, but, as you know, we’re still beginners. Who knows how long it will take for you guys to get in a high position like DBSK sunbaenims? You know you won’t be able to work on such a mission now, you guys still can’t do nothing about it.
    Leeteuk: Look at me, Kibum. No matter what, I am going to get our group in a position even better than DBSK’s. We are going to be this agency’s head group, no matter how many missions we have to do, if it’ll be dangerous nor how long it takes. I am bringing you back, this is a promise.
    Kibum: Thank you.
    They all hugged each other and left the lab, they still had to create a story to explain to the fans why wouldn’t Kibum show up. Their managers came up with the acting career story, everybody would believe it, they thought. Over the years Super Junior had to deal with so much, Lina’s theory seemed to be correct, kpop groups also were mutant cats, zombies, vampires or even mithological gods and angels. But now they were at the top, news about their fame all over the world were always on the screen. SM Entertainment now had a new CEO, Kim Youngmin and on one fine spring day they got a call directly from him.

    - July of 2012, SJ’s dorm. -
    Leeteuk: Park Jungsu speaking, sir.
    Youngmin: I have good news for you, Jungsu. Yunho and Changmin just came back from their last mission in the United States and they got the information you were searching for all this time.
    Leeteuk: What?
    Youngmin: In 2006, the first sample of modified reptile genes created landed in Seoul, they were created in a distant moutain, in Mokpo. Yes, the same place were H.O.T. got their last mission, I guess they didn’t destroy everything.
    Leeteuk: So that means…
    Youngmin: Yes, JYP. You have watched JYP’s most famous girl group’s last music video, right? Yunho got the rapper drunk and discovered that they do everything at that place now. However, as you can see from the video, it’ll be really difficult to find and to enter there.
    Leeteuk: We are going to get this mission. Sir, let us have acess to everything in this agency.
    Youngmin: Do as you please. But I have to hung up now. Good luck, Jungsu.
    Leeteuk: Thank you, sir.
    Shindong: Hyung?
    Leeteuk: Call the other members and get me all JYP’s artists profiles and numbers. I made a promise, we are going to get this no matter what. Shindong, we are now SPIES.

    - But at Kim Youngmin’s room’s door -
    Kangta (on the phone): Mr. Park, we have a problem.

    /END/
    ~> That’s iiiit, it’s longer than expected sorry… I hope you guys can still read it :(
    My twitter: @_jess3:disqus 

  31. TBH Simon & Martina, Super Junior’s SPY mission was so obvious from the get go.

    Their secret mission is to find out what SHINee thought was “so curious” in the museum, what made SNSD see “trouble, trouble, trouble” in Hoot!, find out why “The Shadow” has BoA so worried, and is all tied in together into the final element that is making DBSK “Keep Their Head Down” :)

    Youtube user name: Lamusicful

  32. I think their spy mission is to find more oddly lit rooms for SM to shoot videos in.  
    yt: hedge7476

  33. 21anis

    omglmfao~ xD the part where that friend of yours appear almost made me choke on my cookies XD LOL!  my vote goes to the Wonder Girls’ 2DT of course ^^

  34. I would say that someone has LOST their PANTS and now have to watch out for their BUTT [most probably a LITTLE fangirl has RUN~AWAY with the pants in question and now they have to find her ~ and the pants of course...]

    youtube: michalinah

  35. Super Junior’s secret mission is to find the exit of the box without SM knowing
     youtube account: kyuoao

  36. Super Junior’s secret spy mission is…to get their dignity back. It was stolen in 2011 along with Siwon’s pants in Mr.Simple version A.

  37. Super Junior’s secret spy mission is…to get their dignity back. It was stolen in 2011 along with Siwon’s pants in Mr.Simple version A.
    QueenOfSpades87.
     

  38. Super Junior’s secret spy mission is …to get their dignity back. It was stolen in 2011 along with Siwon’s pants in Mr. Simple version A. 
    QueenOfSpades87.

  39.  

    Most people don’t know, but SM actually
    stands for ‘Spy Masters’ and Super Junior is a second generation of spies
    (hence “Junior”).

     

    Mission: With numerous K-Dramas where girls pass off as boys with ease, eg.
    To the Beautiful You, Sungkyunkwan Scandal, Coffee Prince, the entertainment
    industry has begun to suspect girls auditioning or even debuting into boy
    groups to get closer to their oppas.

     

    Current suspects: Taemin (http://bit.ly/wCZs6A), Kevin (http://bit.ly/PI3HDT) and Ren (http://bit.ly/HLkR0B)

     

    Mission status: Suspects unconfirmed. Mission
    ongoing.

    ===============================

    PS. Fans, please don’t get offended. This was for a bit of fun. ^_^ I love all of them but you can’t deny they are pretty!

    PPS. YT username: taniiah

    Thanks!

  40. Personally I really loved this song, it’s so catchy and awesome, even though I sorta cringe a little on the inside when I hear ‘I got you little runaway.’ I’m 100% ELF, and I wasn’t offended at all with this video, because, yes, the English is a tad bit weird, and it’s not like it’s SJ’s fault that the lyric writers were a little bit too careless. 

    Donghae was said to be the one member that couldn’t be a spy, because he can’t lie~

  41. Dear Simon and Martina, 

    The song is actually about helping a friend overcome a bad situation, NOT about chasing a girl. The lyrics are really good apart from the engrish but i find that the engrish in kpop tends to be the best part of the song because its so funny, hilarious and ridiculous. 

    Whats one of the best parts of Mr. SImple? its “Blow your mind” in SHINee’s RDD? its Fantastic, Elastic, in B2ST’s Beautiful? Make a love baby, make a love,  and I could name lots more songs with the engrish as the highlight and/or one of the best parts. 

    What I’m trying to say is people are complaining way too much on the engrish, yes some of the engrish present is just so cringeworthy but other times its actually one of the best parts.

  42. i’m elf fron egypt 
    kick it in the butt

  43. hii Simon! hii Martina!! ^^
    well i dont know if i should post my answer to the contest for the Spy Album but i will… here it goes:

    so there is the rumor that those legs that appear above Kyuhyun at his part in the MV are Ryeowook’s.. actually someone told me it is confirmed o_O ..
    okay, lets suppose the rumor is still up, that nobody knows whose are the mysterious legs, not even SuJu members because those scenes where shot privately… then it is obvious now, SuJu Spies are in a secret mission to find out who is the owner of those pretty legs.. and i said SECRET mission because they suspect that it could be one of the members, thus they need to investigate quitely so that the owner will not  realize about it and hide his identity…

    xDD
    i know it could not be the best answer.. but i did my best xDD
    i really want that albuum!!!! D:
    ps: sorry for my english.. i am southamerican, i must have done some mistakes :D

    My name is: Karla Vega and my YouTube username is: karlitanenita
    bye guys take care!! saranghaeyo!! ^^

  44. Username: ashiyanisha

    Super Junior works for the T.O.P secret organization E.L.F. uncovering secret plots and thwarting the evil plans of SM, an evil super villain who imprisons idol groups in weird rooms and forces them to wear cute and stylish(sometimes weird) clothes and forces them to dance so that they can use them to enslave the hearts of young girls everywhere, for their own evil purposes mwahaha >:) And while SJ is out enjoying a night off swing dancing they receive a tip on the whereabouts of the evil SM and jump into action. And SPY shows them in the process of fighting off SMs evil henchmen while trying to rescue captured idol groups. After an epic dance off and gun fight SM manages to escape. But Super Junior is able to rescue the captured idol groups and can head back to enjoy their night off swing dancing ^^

  45. Username in YouTube: LeeHyoJaeKpop (yes, i’m subscribed to ur channel ^^)
    Their mission is to find out who is that woman dancing during the video.

  46. Wonder Girls’ video is the best spy video~

  47. HEHE I’m pretty sure they’re on a mission to find Yesung’s lost turtle, Ddangkoma B-)

    YT: xXmoonsterXx

  48. Spy MV is part two of SNSD’s Hoot MV where Siwon was on a mission to capture a mysteries girl to find out what she knows about project “B.O.X. Rooms”, short for Boring Ordinary Xpectied Rooms, before it spreads to other kpop artist, or worse, the rest of the music world. After he catches her she tells him in English so no one could understand their conversation. Siwon calls on his fellow agents from Super Junior to help him. Super Junior’s secret mission is to stop the spread of “B.O.X. Rooms” before it’s too late. They end up failing the mission because they themselves get trapped by it due too poor translations. What the girl actually said was, “Not one person can stop it but the entire music community as a whole must work together to stop the spread of project “B.O.X. Rooms.”

    Youtube username: yoriko281

  49. jazminjhnsn

    tsk this is probably one of the 3 super junior songs i like…but the vid was pretty poop

  50. Secret Mission:

    Well, seeing as we don’t actually see them getting anywhere in this mission, the only conclusion I can draw is that one of them is operating as an X-man (you know that old Korean variety show, right?) and their secret mission is to discover the X-man, but they’ve failed.  And since they’re also super-power mutants (if they can fire their guns without pulling the trigger), that must make them X-men, and since the X-men ended up with a mission to search for the X-man among them while the X-man is trying to jeopardise the mission, it’s obvious they’re stuck in some kind of time warp.  That also explains the rooms: it’s the same room going through the decades with its different “decorations” over and over again because of the time warp.  SuJu will be free of the room when they discover who the X-man is.

    (My guess is the X-man is Kyuhyun.  He’s on a par with Lord Voldemin.)

    Youtube name: soullessgingerninja

  51. Super Junior are on a top-secret mission to stop fangirls from pairing
    them with each other…hence the song about chasing girls and not taking
    it in the butt.  @KarishmaBhatt4:disqus 

  52. simon and marrtina, you know super junior did other things, they have music videos which are interesting: cooking?cooking!, pajama party, rokkyugo, Fly, super girl, No other, Miracle, happiness, Me, even Blue tomorrow. their mv are not ALL the same, but sorry sorry (i personnaly like this mv, because the lights and camera work are well done), bonamana, mr simple, a-cha, Sexy free and single and SPy are all in rooms and it’s boring, the others have plot and some are funny

  53. Who was the one that suggested the waffle attack? Also who was implementing said waffle attack?

    P.S.- I would LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE it if they ran with this mutant powers thing. It would be awesome to see what powers the other idols have!!!

  54. Their secret mission is to slip out off that square room where they always film their videos without letting SMEnt know about it and be free and wild and mount unicorns in the outside world where everyone else films!

    YT username: Patricia Rodrigues

  55. Super Junior Secret Mission: They are Alphas in the music world trying to hide their real identities by being unbelievably good looking with amazing voices and stealing young girls hearts. That way when somebody starts to think other wise they flash their amazingly sculpted body and/or sing in their flawless voices and make us forget we thought other wise of them!
    That’s their mission duh! 
    Hope you guys agree ^^
    Username: HayyAngie 

  56. I know their mission. I’m sure they have to find Shindong’s fiancée who litteraly run away from him. Thus, “I got you little runaway”. Did I miss something ? Wasn’t Shindong engaged to someone ?

    Youtube username : Tipanishi

  57. Super Junior’s mission is actually quite obvious. 
    Dressed as slick 70′s style hottie boy spies chasing after some girl, they have an excuse to smuggle firearms into their company’s highly monitored grounds. In this video, we accompany them as they slink from room to room hunting for their music video managers. Upon reaching him, they will murder him for all the horrible music videos he/she has made SJ endure.
    They have also accommodated the fact that NO ONE will EVER suspect them… After all, they DO have their cute little guns….
    My Youtube name is catsrock8D  

  58. Username: MszSweetiePie

    I think Super Junior’s secret mission as spies are to recover the lost ELFs who have disappeared from the ELF fandom… That’s why they’re saying (with their Engrish that I love) “I got you, little runaway.” The song mostly describes the pursuit of this spy that they can almost catch, so it could indirectly talk about the lost elfs and Super Junior’s wish to “take them in and have a happy ending.”

    The “Go kick in the butt” part lost me though… but other than that I think that’s what their mission is :D

  59. Super junior is really a”monster” from a “shining star” and their
    mission is to find “sapphire blue” before the “first snow” or “blue tomorrow”
    because without it there’s “no other” “way for love” and the “love disease”
    will “H.I.T” the “carnival” in an “endless moment” the “victory korea” well end
    up in “reset”. The only way to stop this is to find the “good luck” “miracle”
    but she’s the “super girl”and “she’s gone” without “keeping in touch”. So super
    junior, the “wonder boys” must “disco drive” for “angela” and they then became “spy”,
    in a moment of “boom boom”. “the moment” this happended, the “twins” “rocked
    this house” and had a “pajama party” were they found out that “it’s you” and
    that you had to “show me your love” in order that “bonamana” would be “over”. But
    she ran away on “a short journey” on the “first express”.

    Username (tate_sama)

    huge E.L.F. so i had to use some of suju’s song titles. loved the song but the videos nowadays kinda suck, still love suju though. impossible not to.

  60. omg mir waffers

  61. everything S and M say is totally true, maybe i’m bias but suju is doing the same things over and over and it’s getting kinds tired. not saying that i’m not madly in love w/ siwon, bc i am. but they could step it up and S and M are cool for not being like all the E.L.F.s and pointing that out so don’t hate guys.
    <3 you S and M.
    (perfect english simon xD)

  62. I’m really surprised they didn’t mention EXO and their superpowers

  63. I’m really surprised they didn’t mention EXO and their superpowers.

  64. superjunior has been reduced to a miniature size and have all been trapped on utube behind a computer screen by voldemort. ( he envys their goodlooks especially their noses lol)
    Their mission: In order to grow back to their original size and get out of youtube they must please the viewer through singing and dancing. The viewer has to click the like button in order for them to be free from voldemorts spell. They must shoot random ads since it takes away the viewers focus from them. To make it even more difficult a mysterious fan whose identity is not known has also been trapped along with them.
    They must avoid her and all other distractions including the huge drops of blood that fall from the sky, in order to solely focus on pleasing the viewer and getting out .

    hahah ^.^ username: MsMusicaddict100

  65. Super Junior’s Mission is SO secret that even Lee Soo Man doesn’t know about it ^_~
    Super Junior is secretly trying to shoot those stupid annoying ads on the bottom. It’s a special mission given to them by ELF….& the rest of the world, anyone who watches SM videos & realizes they can’t close the freaking annoying ads.. -____-
    **You’ll notice that at time it looked like they were aiming at the area where it would pop up…haha!^^

    Username: Marwa051992

  66. (youtube: Chiara288Kinga) SuJu’s secret mission is … catching a Spudgy ;)

  67. KATHyphenTUN

    SM has sent out super Junior on a super secret mission to steal your style and spread it throughout the KPOP world. You better watch your back!
    Youtube: puppichu

  68. Their Secret misssion is……to…TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THEIR ELF MINNIONS.

  69. youtube username: miah5mirotic
    I think super junior are fancy plumbers the owner of the box summoned to fix the leaks of a mysterious red coloured liquid in an alternate dimension. You see the owner neglected this box for far too long and now wants to live in it again. And the members can’t get out themselves till they have fixed the problem. The plumbers here have their own gadgets that resemble guns here and which shoot super glue to fix minor holes. Larger ones need laser. Some plumbers are exceptionally talented and use their fingers to direct their chi towards the target and fix things. As soon as they entered, they found a strange shadow of a woman who constantly keeps changing her size and multiplies occasionally. Realising that she’s the one throwing the red liquid all around the place, they perform a song and dance routine hoping to get her to let her guard down and show herself. When she does appear, they try to super glue her with their gadgets but fail miserably as the woman escapes and are occasionally seen hiding their faces with their blazers to hide the embarrassment After trying really hard for the duration of the whole song, it seems as if they haven’t accomplished their mission as they are all covering their faces in the end and Sungmin even shoots the camera that has proof of their failure as the others walk away to formulate a different plan to get rid of the problem. The whole room is red indicating that the shady woman won this time.

  70. I love SJ and consider myself an ELF…however…I also have a brain of my own, and while I do not always agree with everything EYK says I appreciate the true reviews they give. It is no secret that SM groups in general suck at English, which truly is just laziness, because this IS easily solved. I urge other Kpop fans, no matter the group, not to take what EYK says personally, I mean com’mon guise get thicker skin, and grow up. The world does not end if someone says something slightly unpleasant about your favorite Kpop group. Bad reviews in general are how entertainers learn and grow.

  71. I swore NU’EST won >.<

  72. sooo…my comment has an error when i try to comment from youtube..so……
    a)I prefer SuJu
    b)SuJu’s ULTIMATE MISSION……….SIMPLE explanation……..they are on a mission….to make SMEnt. stop putting them in stuffy cramped up boxes with lights for MVs…Sure they’ll look even more smoking..any ways……that is their one and only T.O.P. secret mission………

  73. I think Super Junior are mini spies and their mission is to take down the huge women in the video. In the video they show the members walking under huge women’s legs, having huge drops of blood fall around them, shooting at huge feet, etc. The SJ members look tiny/short while all these images/parts of the woman are huge. Even the rooms they are dancing in look huge. My Youtube name is JennaLaw24

  74. Funny, funny, funny! Your friend made me laugh with his high pitched voice.

  75. Simon, I think you’ve read waaaaay to much yaoi.

  76. Jesus Christ, will NU’EST get reviewed already!!!!!! I mean, sure, they had a whole lot of competition both times, but seriously!!! If this song doesn’t get voted first I’ll GO BERSERK!!! This is the third f*****g time that they’re in second place on the chart for how long?!? I don’t mean to say S&M have anything to do with this, it’s just that…. come on everyone!! Don’t you think we deserve it?

  77. Their secret mission is to rescue an exotic princess with fair skin and golden hair in a land far far away called “Croatia” and take her back with them to Kimchiland . Their main objective is to infiltrate as transfer students in “University” – terrible place she is captured in. They want to do it fast, because the princess is really stressed and wants to get out of there as soon as possible. They’ll use whatever technique that is necessary, from kicking in the butt, to using their mesmerizing good looks…

    youtube username: lovekazuma

  78. Super Junior secret mission is that the people thinking and asking their self what’s their secret mission?! Or their secret mission is to stop the badass men who wants kick the world in the butt and they win every easily because they have superman powers so after killing the badass man they dance their SPY dance or … oh what their secret mission is finding me xD

  79. Dont take it in the butt!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA .. I lawled so hard after that

    Martina – That was teh best villain getup I have seen in a long time.

    I know lot of people liked the song, but I didnt like it. Maybe it stems from the fact that this sounds like a mixture of Bubble Pop and james Bond, going from serious mysterious to downright flighty.

  80. I’m voting for Wonder Girls. Enough said. :P

  81. Their mission is obviously to distract us with their awkward singing and dancing which effectively paralyzes us due to confusion while one or few of the members go around me and steal my wallet which has tokens for free ice cream at stone cold creamery! Heartless bastards!!!
    YouTube: bagal92

  82. Mission: Prevent a parallel universe from being completely overtaken by the a Supreme Ruler.
    In this parallel universe, citizens become brainwashed when they are an adult to keep rebellions from happening. The only way to resist the brainwashing is by speaking a different language in your head to confuse the brainwasher, but in this parallel world, only one language is spoken. Super Junior discovered the existence of this world, and they are determined to help the population free themselves from the evil and all-powerful Supreme Ruler. The MVs must be simple and dance-oriented so that if someone is caught watching them, the person can pretend to have been doing something else (like practicing dance). If the MV had a plot, after all, many portions wouldn’t contain dancing, and the person caught watching the video would be immediately brainwashed. Due to the dictatorship-like nature of the parallel world, Super Junior can’t directly release MVs into that world, so they must release the seemingly-boring MVs into our world so that the non-brainwashed citizens of the parallel universe can pick up the signals.
    Youtube: yumehisakawa

  83. YT username: luluamu
    Their secret mission is to blow Eunhyuk’s cover of being the girl in the video…
    My vote goes to WG!

  84. I think that they’re secret mission is the rescue of captive kpop stars. They rescued joon (kan mi youn’s crazy), FT Island from the burning building (FT Island Hello Hello), and their current, and most difficult task yet, finding a home for U-Kiss so they will stop being mobbed by fan girls and that way it’ll be less likely somebody will discover and abuse Kiseop’s crazy man strength abilities.

  85. Super Junior’s secret mission is to keep producing MVs in oddly lit rooms.
    From your videos, “dancing in box/oddly-lit rooms” became common phrase that kpop fans use to ridicule SJ’s music videos. But time and time again, they’ll still watch their music videos (as appeared on their official MV, countless of comments about SJ forever being stuck in a box and #foreveralone.) Before they know, they became addicted to their songs *DooRooRooDooDooDoo* And that’s how they are gaining so many fans around the world!

    youtube username: Ins0mnIagal

  86. UH. maybe i only agree with minority of u here.i have never cared about the MV when listening to the music. it can’t not make the song sound better to me. only the song itself. that’s why many songs that have great and awesome MV but i don’t like them.
    And about SPY. actually, i’m hardcore and “only-SJ “ELF, but i have to say this: i don’t like all SJ song, like Mr simple and SFS :(( Acha is OK. but SPY is really awesome. i saw many people hating this song but it’s the 2nd best song from SJ to me (after sorry sorry, of course). some parts is kind of sloppy but the song and the dance together make an awesome performance. very smooth.
    Anyway, people have different taste. SJ’s songs are always the best on stage. and they are one of some kpop group that i don’t feel disappointed when watching them perform live.
    PS; just to share my idea, not about SPY now. people always just look at the title only. but to all ELFs, their title song is not the best song (or the least interesting songs in the album). it is always the other songs from the album that make them ELFs. sometimes bad MVs have a good point. may be i’m used to those MV (because I’m SJ’s fans) so i will always give a chance for the other artists and listen to the not-title songs.

  87. I love it when you do a SJ music video because you guys become super creative. Thing English part I’m a bit on the fence on it with the word ‘highlight’ and etc. I think that word is more Konglish than bad Engrish because in my native language we take English words but make them sound close to our language but still English. That’s how I understood it.

  88. Honestly, I’m starting to think that the reason that SuJu end up in those oddly lit rooms is because they don’t really exist. They are just a computer generated boy band.

    Coming in 2013: SUPER JUNIOR 3D!

  89. I think they’re trying to find out who’s behind the rooms, the reason why they always film in the oddly lit rooms lol.
    Youtube: 10ikra

  90. Their mission?
    Since their attempts to:
    1) apologize to the girl in sorry sorry ,
    2) serenading her in bonamana,
    3) trying to show that they don’t need her anymore in mr simple and finally
    4) showing her that they are totally over her in sexy, free and single
    failed, they have decided to go on a secret mission to kill this girl who caused them so much pain.
    YT username : Jellyfishzxc

  91. I don’t get the deal with NU’EST. Face was good, but that’s just it, it was just good. Their other releases haven’t been that great either. I hated Action.

  92. I thought I was going crazy because no-one
    else seemed to notice that it was the Get Smart theme!! So thank you for saving
    my sanity!!! ;)
    LOVED the skit too – Martina you make a great GD and Simon your Junsu was priceless!!
    Speaking of those two I’m really interested to see who it’ll be
    next week.
    GD vs Junsu (assuming GDs MV gets approved
    by that stupid regulatory body!)

  93. mission to follow and try to catch the SPY GIRL they like and catch her,all day and night but they cant even though they are stick to her like a shadow.

  94. Their mission is to catch a S.P.Y(girl) that they like day and night!!

  95. YouTube username: Motthall2009- my original comment got cut off on YT

    Super Junior’s secret mission is to SLOWLY INVADE YOUR DAILY LIVES with their mono tone repetitive choruses and their awful but oh so addictive engrish. Don’t listen to their music? Well don’t assume that you’re safe because they have already invaded the Korean dramas and variety shows you’ve been wanting to watch! DON’T live in Korea? Too late to escape because SUJU has already infected most of your friends who will later turn you into an ELF! Soon you’ll be blabbing about how daebak they are and how oh so sexy (hopefully free and single)  Siwon is even when he’s not dancing in the Music Video. Spy SUJU has already invaded your life so if you don’t like it then GO KICK IT IN THE BUTT!

  96. kawaii_candie

    i thought your spoof today was pretty funny guise ^_-

    actually, i feel similarly as you about the song… i LOVE the old spy music bit, it’s soooo cool… but why, WHY?????? did they have to ruin it with the weird little “happy happy” bit at the beginning, and then again in the middle of the song?!? it just ruins the whole vibe!!!

    as for the video though, i kinda like it. they kinda look good as james bond-ish spies… (even though i still think that there are no attractive members in that band… like, they’re like 20, how is that even possible??? oh well…)

  97. I also thought that NU’EST will get reviewed not Super Junior because they were the first on the chart..

    but I guess it is just fair that Super Junior was the one that got reviewed because in the first place, NU’EST was on the 1st spot because people were voting like crazy like super crazy.. as for Super Junior, it wasn’t like that… Suju also got more views on youtube..

    Anyway, I hope NU’EST would be reviewed too.. I love both groups…

  98. Super Junior’s secret mission :
    To find out who keeps putting the Genie app advertisements in their video as shown in the beginning and throughout some parts of the music video. They must keep it a secret and they are doing a good job as Simon and Martina have not yet commented about the Genie app.
    Catch the culprit and use your telepathy to shoot him/her.

    don’t take it in the butt, sign ,
    T.O.P Boss.

    YouTube Name : InthenightskywithAS

  99. OMG! I really laughed my head out
    Don’t take it in the butt………………….heheheheheh

  100. Literally ROTFLMAO: you had me from Jo Kwon signal! (And Simon’s wigs did not help!)

    I’d have to vote for SuJu on this one, although if I didn’t have a Boolean choice  to make, I would probably vote Will Pan for best spy related video :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_oLQLPrmv0

  101. OMG!!! And here I was thinking that I was the only one who heard them say it as “Don’t take it in the butt!!!” LMFAO when i first heard the teaser I replayed that part like 10 times just to make sure my ears were screwing with me! Haha good to know I’m not the only one…

  102. The top secret mission of super junior i think is to stalk a pretty girl by spying on her????

  103. Mission:
    They are trying to send out a secret msg. To tell people to not take it in the butt. Go kick it in the butt, was their cover up. Simon is just to good for them. Like the commercials we see for like a car add and really it’s telling us some other msg that we can’t see but our brain still picks it up… 0.o I mean why else would they be shooting hearts at eachother and fisting?

    Youtube SN: Skettabessa

  104. Great review, Simon you are not the only one who heard “Don’t take it in the butt”.   I watch the videos before you review them.  I had to do a double take when I heard “Don’t take it in the butt”.   I knew that really couldn’t be what they said. LOLs

  105. OMG the LOLs that happened with this video! You guise are brilliant! :D– I keep replaying Taemin and his ninja-shuriken Doritos! All the Meemersworth cameos! Spy Spudgy! The Jo Kwon signal! And the whole -37 scoring on the Engrish. 

    More than Gandalf though, Simon reminds me of Vampire Hunter D, the 90s version :P

    And I had initially heard “I got you little runaway” as “I got you linen the hallway.” I kid you not. 

    I do like this song, and agree with Simon that the awesome parts with the trumpet intro, etc were pretty epic. The rest was just WTFrick-a-frack. I can appreciate the “experimentation” with different sounds, but it’s kind of like they mixed and arranged this in a washing machine. I still like SFS better :)

  106. Totally digging fan girl’s beard. Rawsome.

  107. omg don’t take it in the butt! … epic

  108. They are are preparing to take over the kpop world by attracting the fans at the beginning with their happy melody. Right after that they’ll capture everyone since kyuhyun and ryewook are singing but not actually singing. It actually gets a little scary…..
    Haha my youtube account:

    SleepyPrincess2010

  109. I actually liked SPY….not because of their looks or anything, but because it sounded good….MVs are supposed to add to the interest so it’s not the most important thing to me. I care more about the music lol

  110. I never laugh so hard in my life reading your review for a SM video, ever! Thank You for being so funny or should I say THE HILARIOUS because you are simple awesome!

  111. can you do an honorary review for nu’est pleasseeee!!! X) 

  112. Did anyone notice how washed out the boys look? That lighting wasn’t wise, SM…

    Maybe SJ are vampire spies. ;P

  113. D black guy got me dying in laughter….

  114. Voting for Super Junior’s Spy. Already got this album on iTunes. SPY is different musically from other SuJu songs but it is an incredible song. It’s on mental replay.

  115. i love how Dr meemers is in every shot

  116. ROFL AT THE TOP IMPRESSION. But you also look like Gandalf, Simon xD!!!

  117. Super Juniors secret mission is to showcase their magical abilities to fire guns w/o pressing the  trigger. Obvs.
    -LADyJaPaNimation

  118. Super Junior’s Mission:

    SM has been holding SUJU in all of these oddly lit rooms ever since It’s You to keep them away from all of the crazy fan girls.  SM believes it is what is best for SUJU and the company, because it keeps them in a safe place while still allowing them to make money.  However, what SM doesn’t realize is how much it hurts the fans’ feelings and the success of the company.  Of course the fans will still love SUJU no matter what, even if they are kept from trying new things and exploring other music video sets, but what they don’t realize is that SUJU will never reach maximum popularity if they are kept in the same routine every time.  SUJU wants the best for Elf, so their mission is to escape from these oddly lit rooms and get out into the world in time for the next music video. :)

    YouTube name: elfighting222
      

  119. Super Junior’s mission is to contact alien relatives from the planet Uranus, by dancing in different rooms which explains why in every music video all they do is dance in weird rooms. Super Junior are Aliens they even have powers.

    - sparkle060997

  120. I didn’t know they say any english words until they pointed out lmfao

  121.  Their mission was simple: escape. Long trapped in empty room purgatory, Super Junior finally had enough. They scraped together a couple of guns and tuxes and busted out in a blaze of glory only to be stopped by the mastermind behind all of SM’s music videos, the woman silhouette. Only after shooting off their guns magically without pulling the trigger did they make a clean getaway.

  122. OHMYGOD SERIOUSLY I WOULD HAVE VOTED MORE HAD I KNOWN NU’EST WAS SO CLOSE NOOOOOOOO

    ahem.
    anyways i agree. good song, some parts better than others. makes me wanna roll around pretending to shoot things.

  123. irritablevowel

    Err…someone may want to gently suggest a depilitory cream or two to your Super Junior fangirl.  Girlfriend has a beard!  Other suggestions include: waxing, tweezing or carnival employment.  

  124. NOOOO!!!! Now I hear it too!! Dont take it in the butt T_T

    Btw what was Jo Kwon’s power???!!!

    Super Junior’s secret mission is to find girls for their MV. Before Heechul would volunteer to  be the girl, but now he’s in the army. SO they need to find and kidnap a girl to put in their music videos. Good luck suju.

    Username: lilian23910

  125. Super Junior’s top secret mission is to take over the world with their
    kpop songs that includes horrible English but can easily be avoided
    with the good lucks of their members like Siwon XD

  126. bigbangfosho

    “And, as always, SMs obnoxious unblockable ads keep on popping up just to piss you off. Yes, ladies and gentlemen: EverySing on THE iTunes. EverySing on THE Google Play? Seriously, SM? THE ITUNES? The Google Play? For THE 100th time, stop being THE Cheap and THE LAZY and get yourself THE English speaker to check over your THE ads next time. That’s just sloppy.” HAHHAAHHAAAHAHH I laughed so hard.

  127. Waking up in the oddly-lit room of Mr. Simple, SJ discovered
    that they were not in merely a white room, but also inside a glass box with
    regenerative abilities, as no scratches were visible even after Eunhyuk
    practically shattered the ceiling of it with a kick. It was indestructible. They were back. They were trapped. After trying to get out of that box for so long, after thinking that No Other was their ticket to freedom…they’ve
    gone mad.

    In A-Cha, SJ imagined the white room was black, and the onset
    of persecutory delusions began. In SFS, SJ hallucinated again, forming a
    street from the remnants of their memories of the great outdoors, along with imaginary
    clothes inspired by SM’s fashion lessons embellished with spikes to act as armor. In SPY, deprivation from the outside
    world caused SJ to see female shadows and hear random fragmented sentences from
    English lessons SM had forced on them eons ago. They have no guns, but merely
    fantasize that they do, thus why there’s no need to pull any triggers. It’s all
    in their head.

    They want to find the cameraman. Or rather, the camera.  Because cameras can’t film through solid
    walls, even in SM. Where there is a camera, there is an opening. And that
    opening can take them out of that room into freedom. (But them believing their
    guns work is the fatal flaw…)

    Their real mission? To find the SM runaway that pushed them
    into this room and locked them up. To find them before such a fate happens to
    any other group. To bring justice to MVs and punish directors with agoraphobia once and for all. But they have to get out first…/and that’s why they’re practicing spyesque tactics, to one day make a grand escape

    YT Username: Silneki

    Yep…it might as well have been one box throughout their
    entire careers. People are already getting the Bonamana box and one of the SFS boxes
    confused just because they’re the same color. OTL

    I don’t know if the above made any sense at all to you, but that’s what came to mind XD

  128. I’m not sure but was MIR from MBLAQ going to attack with WAFFRES? :D

  129. Youtube sn Kage5944
    Super Juniors mission is to find out Taemin’s real gender…that shadow of a female is really Taemin cross dressing to confuse them with his pretty looks.

    I really like this song. I like it better than Sexy free and single. I like watching it live though because i really like to watch super junior dance. Cant say im crazy over the shadow and guns, its like a fail attempt to have a storyline to one of there music videos, so watching the mv is a bit too much for me..A little off topic but  they should have made From u the main song for their album Sexy free and single…i like that song more.

  130. YT username: effer015

    Answer: Their secret mission is how to GTFO of those flashy boxes..

  131. This KMM was released on my birthday! Thank you for a hilarious gift! ^^ hehe

    Even though I’m a huge ELF, I personally didn’t like this song when I first heard it. It wasn’t until they started performing on music shows that I liked it because I thought the choreography was what made the song good. Listening to the song without having seen any performance or video made the song sound weird and not flow well. Oh well, the song grew on me and my little brother actually likes it too. haha.

    Your friend seems really awesome! I hope we get to see him in other videos!

  132. Wonder Girls was a lot better. Sorry suju but your music video was waaaaaaaayyyyyy too boring :(

  133. youtube user name: DipDyedGirl6894
    SuJu’s mission
    Top Secret: SuJu has been instructed to break into the lab where the cure for terrible Engrish is being kept. They might be incredible spies but they didn’t count on an alarm that can only be passed by or disabled by perfect synchronization. Clearly this triggered the miniturizing lasers that turned them into Super Tiny Junior. When the lovely ‘scientists’ started chasing down itty bitty SuJu, they had no choice but to whip out their secret weapon: Blow-Your-Mind-Guns. The Mind-Guns also shrank but were still able to do some damage. The ‘scientists’ continued to advance and SuJu, desperate to protect each other, cried out the one thing they needed their friends to know, if worst came to worst. Will they be sneaky sneaky ninjas, escape the ‘scientists’, find the cure, de-miniturize, and get out alive? Who knows, but the Super Secret Junior Spy Team 3000 has survived worse (*cough* fangirls *cough*)…and there is a desperate need for the Engrish cure. I believe Suju will complete their mission and be known as the best spies of all time, if a little out of synch. Do you?

  134. I’m definitely an ELF, but this video was just sub-par for Super Junior with the even lazier than usual backdrops. I didn’t like the song too much either. I felt like the trumpets combined with the melody of the beginning made it sound like a sing a long song you play in the car for kids. On top of that, I was seriously scared when I heard how monotone Wookie’s voice was. Now, even though I just trashed the song/video, I really liked Yesung’s sexy hayyyy part,and, after listening to it a couple of times, I started to like the monotone parts at the beginning. I think you guys did a great job reviewing it, especially on the secret agent parody:)))

  135. guys this video is so freaking hilarious!! >.< ahhh you saved this lamey-boxy music monday :') i love you

  136. I was so hoping that since there was so little to review in this song, you could do a quick review and also do Nu’est. But that would be unfair to both I guess  What is sad is that Junsu may not get reviewed, even though his video is awesome.

  137. I think Super Junior’s Mission is to give us sex education to all K-pop fans. I mean isn’t it obvious: “DON’T take it in the but!”. Come on guys Subliminal messaging!

  138. WONDERGIRLS!

  139.  As much as I like Super Junior this song disappointed a little..it was somewhat boring and I couldn’t get over how the part where they spelled ” S-P-Y” and sang in a much higher octave then the rest of the song..it felt like a clash of 2 different songs. I was so excited to see NU’EST in 1st but they lost again :c Next week, for SURE! <3

    Suju's mission? : to make another smash hit song using the same left over oddly lit rooms, while looking swag with their guns

    honestly, Bonamona, mr. simple, and a- cha were just much better. Regardless, suju isnt capable of making a bad song.

  140. Gd’s voice is that high lol :P

  141. I’ve been an ELF maybe since I had seen their older songs “For you”, “Sorry,sorry” ,”Rokkugo”, and I’ve got to say that while I LOVED this song….nNANANANANAN S-P-Y….Dodododoo do do do! I also have to say this, SMENT PLEASE STOP WITH THE ONE DAMNED ROOMS! Maybe if they create a kickass story lined like 007 it’d capture more. 

    Now for my Super junior MISSION IMPOSSIBLE! -EXPLODES- 
     Super junior is a part of the head Central Intelligence for Asia (Haha..C.I.A) and they had just heard back from their superior that there was a murder of a certain official. They look into the case and try to figure out the “who” and the “why” all the while running into dangerous villains sparking more interest into the crime. Eunhyuk, a top notch detective, gets a clue  from a close encounter through a female assassin  ,who tried to kill him and part of his crew, that the reason why the elective official was killed because a Mob boss was a political competitor and wanted control over the masses to make a profit by selling illegal substances. Thus, increasing his wealth. The C.I.A didn’t want that to happen…so guess who they called?

    Siwon- The bodygaurd; with his black belt in Tae Kwon Do, his strong heart for justice is maybe the reason he alone would do anything for his country. The number one back up man to save you in the pits of gun fire.

    Donghae: Stage Destroyer. Why is he called this? He’s the master of disguise, equipped with enough observational skills to even make Sherlock (soy un dorito) Holmes jealous that with just a certain tools he could decipher anyone’s body language to just come up behind you,mame you, and take OVER your life.

    Eunhyuk- Mr. Nash, as a former cop has had the remarkable ability to solve even the most difficult of cases. Being the korean form of the top anime series “Death Note’s”  “L” and “Near” his high record of solved cases being far more compelling than anyone in history. He is the leader of this case so far,but he can always put team work first ,right?

    Kangin- Raccoon. Note that his name is not for the sneaky animal ,but more of his chararistics. He is more of a person who would become ‘friends’ with you,but when your back is turned you can probably count on the amount of damage he is doing all the while smiling at you. 

    Kyuhyun- The  Specialist. This computer engineer graduated from the top notch Seoul University scoring above average . He then had been hired as an analyst for the government, catching hackers. Though with his ability he can ,if granted, clean out your bank account with a blink of an eye. He was so great that the C.I.A put him on the team to catch the most dangerous of people and handling the technology he gives to the rest of the members.

    Leetuk- Rough Neck. Fresh out of the military this is one gutsy S.O.B . His knowledge of military arts make his life of the C.I.A better than before. Trained to kill and hooked with connections of generals, what else could you want? A marksman? He’s one too.

    Kim Ryeowook: Snake. An undercover agent of the C.I.A, a mysterious unknown man,but as most would know it a silent ticking time bomb wanting to go off. His work is messy,but it’s how he likes it. 

    Shindong: Doctor S. His doctoral in biochemistry is what the group needs. The “toxicologist” if you will. Creating new weapons out of things you wouldn’t even breathe in, this guy could give you something that could just make you die. Though don’t make him seem cold hearted…he’s just the cynical scientist of the group.

    Sungmin: Two-face. Now don’t get the villain mixed with Sungmin. He’s not deformed in anyways, he’s got that “car salesman” touch that gives him the opportunity to  make you wealthy with his “connections”. He’s a gentleman,with a serious bite. Maybe that’s why the C.I.A wanted this fellow? For his attitude resembles a man with struggling emotions,but when duty calls, he gets the job done. 

    Yesung: Jet. He’s the guy you would reckon as the “Constantine” of the group doesn’t give a crap about most of the world, a very skilled agent himself. One not to mess with,but it doesn’t mean he can’t be sarcastic as they come,but he’s not all talk. He’s a proficient boxer with graces of Judo. GET SOME!

    Did I mention that this mission is just part one of two?…..

    DUN-DUN-DUN….!!!!……

    P.S.
    My youtube name is “Pogosmistress”…..

    …..
    EAT 
    YOUR 
    KIMCHI
    4
    LIFE 

  142. Lol, when Brendon came in with the wig, it took me a good 10 seconds to realise who it was – at first I was like ‘Wow they used split screen to clone Martina?! It looks so real!! I didn’t know they were so good at editing!!”
    And then I saw it was a dude. =_=;

  143. lol Super Junior in Spy, simply because I found that Wonder Girl’s video to be ridiculous.

  144. i agree with you guys i hate those sm rooms martina should give a name for that disease like shinee’s pastel pants XD something like boringroomphobic

  145. I think that super juniors mission is to find the person who is writing the english in the SM songs and terminate him but first they need to find their way out of a shiny white box and in order to open the secret door to get out of the box and to the location of that writer they must danceeeeeee and look good . Unfortunately all that was behind the secret door were guns so they decided to take those and decide to find the  writer later

    username- zacefronissohot20

  146. Their ultimate mission is to deliver tteokbokki to Simon and Martina.

  147. username: leminay123456

    their mission is to not take it up the butt obviously :P

  148. Definitely Wonder Girls. By far.

  149. I’m subscribed to your YouTube account through my gmail. Does it still count???

  150. I agree with you guys, i don’t like the boxes either but it isn’t Super Junior’s fault it’s S.M.

  151. SUJU’s long awaited mission has begun! Their mission? To conquer the heart of all the girls on earth! (As most Kpop artists) but…. it has another meaning to it…. and only Spugy knows about it… Don’t even bother to ask him, he won’t tell you!!! 
    (Indeed, their mission is to promote the roman architectural knowlege) Their secret weapon? *Simon’s Like a mann!!!* lyrics and moves The proof of my researchs? THE lyrics of ”SPY”:  ”(…) This way is right, I’m O.K.
    That’s a man. If not a man,Not O.K.”  =) 
    Youtube name: Myriam06chan

  152. Agree, they are almost always inside boxes (No other mv), but since they are way to popular it will be hard to film without any fan disturbing the shooting.  Agree, there is hardly a girl, even in the video “Rokkugo” (THE MOST AMAZING VIDEO MADE BY SUJU EVER, at least in my opinion) they dress themselves as girls.  

  153. sorry suju… i think wgs made better spies =/
    not an elf here, good luck to those trying to get the cd! :D

  154. thatssumgoodcurry

    I think their mission is to destroy their own headquarters. They were tired of being forced to speak terrible english, do nothing but dance in videos constantly, and wear ridiculous outfits at their organization’s whim. Those pop-up ads that appear and cover up their hard work was the last straw. Now they’re all rebel spies that are trying to take down their spy corporation, otherwise known as SM, from the inside out. All the boxes you keep seeing them dance in are different rooms in SM’s top-secret headquarters, and even though it may look like they’re dancing by themselves, don’t let it fool you. They’re actually fighting off invisible robot enemies. They must be getting close to accomplishing their mission, because the invisibility machines look like they have been destroyed, which is why there are random cut scenes of them shooting at and standing on the amazonian robot women they apparently had to fight in this room. They’re also able to get a message out to everyone watching, telling us not to take it in the butt. Just like they got tired of doing with SM.

    Wow…I really don’t know how that ended up being so long. I kind of got really into it, lol. XD
    Anyway, I’m a huge ELF and I actually really love this song, but yea…the video was…not really anything special? It kind of reminded me of A-Cha with the silly effects and the fancy outfits and of course, those rooms. It’s like they pulled a Mr. Bro-ho-ho and saved everything from A-Cha and used it here. I mean, I think they look good and everything, but I’m sure for other people who aren’t fans, the videos a bit lackluster. : /

    Sorry for the looooong comment!!!
    youtube: thatssumgoodcurry

  155. The emPHAsis in on the wrong sylLABle.

    Seriously, I was disappointed that Spy won, but this is one of my favorite KMM of all time! I laughed so hard and then I hit replay and watched it again. Awesome job guys!

    Obviously, the members of Super Junior would like to get out of the oddly lit room. Why don’t they get out of the oddly lit room? BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL DOUBLE AGENTS! Each one responsible for taking out one of the other members (while trying to avoid taking it in the butt). That is why they don’t leave – their target is still in the room. Soon this dance of deception will end and a bloodbath will ensue when each of the “agents” realize that they can’t take out their mark without being seen. Once they realize this they know that their only option is to destroy ALL of the other members.  Each one thinking that they will have the element of surprise because the members don’t know that they have been compromised. Unfortunately for each of them, ALL of the other members are crooked too.

    The drops of blood, the waving and firing of the guns while stuck together in an oddly lit room (which under normal circumstances is not something you want to do in a room full of your compadres), the spinning to keep the other members in their sight at all times…..yes, it all makes sense now…..

    My money is on Shindong to be the only member to leave the room. He looks pretty fierce and he has a shotgun. Afterwards he will stroll, whistling as he goes, down Flaxton street and into the shadows.

    youtube subscriber: swirlofclouds

  156. Each member has their own missions. Eunhyuk is trying to be the leader of SuJu by always being in the limelight and getting into fights with other members. Donghae is trying extremely hard to look as handsome as he can be, so much so that he forgets they’re on a mission. Leeteuk is annoyed but trying to hide it because he feels betrayed that he’s not getting the most attention. Kangin is always trying to hide but all the other members know that so they move him to the front when his part comes. Kyuhyun’s mission is to push everyone out of the way for his solo part. He doesn’t care who he has to step on. Ryeowook’s mission is to have the smoothest and most sensual voice to where everyone falls to the ground when he sings. Shindong is obviously trying to sound the coolest with his part and even has the biggest gun that he points and shoots everywhere as to say “get out of my way”, killing many innocents and causing a ruckus. Sungmin’s mission is sneaking around. He would probably be the best spy. He’s smart and can hit you when you least expect it. Yesung is trying a little too hard by wearing sunglasses even when it’s nighttime obviously putting their spy mission in jeopardy. Siwon knows he’s the best so he’s trying his best to represent the group by being the face of the group, and like you demonstrated in your kpop music monday, Siwon would be the fall of the group by being too obvious. So as you can see, all of their individual missions would make being spies impossible. It’s just too complicated XD

    (youtube username: TheFraternization)
    Had to post here because it was too long for youtube. Hope you enjoy it~ ^^

  157. Call me crazy, call me maybe.

  158. And I like the song! It’s cute, quirky, and awesome!

  159. …I actually like the “box” sets?
    I think they’re cool looking, and to be honest, a team probably put a lot of work and effort into building them.
    I like SJ mv’s. They’re simple, just clean, sexy shots of the members without all these jam jam cram cram story and action and whatnot.
    I like to see them dancing, and that’s what I always get, and I’m happy.

  160. Although I’m not a part of any fandom, especially E.L.F., I’ve always been a big fan of Super Junior because they are the reason why I’m love K-pop. But seriously, SM is totally messing Super Junior up with their black and white backgrounds on their MV’s ever since Sorry Sorry came out, which is totally unattractive. Anyways, I think their secret mission is catching “her”, which alludes to freedom and in the song, freedom was being personified because of the part “she’s fleeting father farther farther away”. The reason why I thought that way is because all K-pop idols don’t tend to have a lot of freedom unlike others from the public eye and I’m pretty sure these K-pop idols want to hold their freedom a.k.a. “her” because they miss it a lot.

  161. I liked the parts of the video that used female outlines like the traditional James Bond credits. i found the different sections of the song a little disjointed. I liked the 2 sounds but they didn’t seem like one song. I’m voting for WGs song. They had a better storyline in the video. Not sure how it fit with the song but it was hilarious. 

  162. I only have one thing to add…

    BEST
    TOY-GUN
    EVAAAR!

    You should do a “return of the WTF” video about that gun.

    Shoot, shoot, lika a watermelon!

  163. Don’t take it in the butt! (I’m so glad you heard the same thing I did, Simon)

    - Wonder Girls (…I like colorful things)

    OMG. HAHAHA Jo Kwon and My Little Pony signal is the most amazing secret weapon EVER.

  164. Super Junior’s mission? to warn us about the dangers of “taking it in the butt” and to bore us with another boring video. Mission: Successful 

  165. Simon, I see your man bra and pocket watch…you’re dressed as Kiseop aren’t you?!

  166. Their mission is to discover who the woman’s legs in the mv belong to. Are they Ryeowook’s?Heechul’s? Jessica’s? Admin K’s? The world may never know…so get to work boys!!!

    Username: musicmiss18

  167. I think that super juniors mission is to find the person who is writing the english in the SM songs and terminate him but first they need to find their way out of a shiny white box and in order to open the secret door to get out of the box and to the location of that writer they must danceeeeeee and look good. Unfortunately all that was behind the secret door were guns so they decided to take those and decide to find the  writer later

  168. The Jo Kwon signal, LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

     

    And I’m glad you guys are cool with Junsu (he got permission to use Spudgy’s
    hair, right?) – but, umm, when did he become…Italian? Spanish? ;)

     

    And sorry, but, I didn’t really like the MV OR the song. If I wanted to listen to the Get Smart theme, then I’d do it without all the weird English. But, yeah, I don’t really. 

    Y’all did a great
    job of making a funny vid, though, with practically nothing to work with. I
    think -37 for English is fair. And not unexpected.

     

    Also: LOL @the bearded fangirl. XD

  169. i think their mission was to copy michael jackson…they do the moonwalk, the dances are almost the same, and also the colors of the video are really similar to michael jackson’s style(and michael himself…xD) 

  170. I think that the SuJu members are shrunk into little tiny toy dolls and their mission was to escape from the dollhouse that a human lady has trapped them inside of. Every time the woman is trying to play with them, SuJu shoots her with their little guns (hence the blood drops occasionally) and then Eunhyuk was warning the members to “not kick it (the woman) in the butt” before she gets angry. Or something like that. .__.

    YouTube username: PandorazDomo

  171. Super Juniors mission is to spy on all the other kpop groups? Or…….with all the silhouettes of girls, makes me think they’re spying on girls in dressing rooms….ugh D; not a good look

  172. Super Junior’s epic mission was to recover the pants that exo lost. 
    youtube: erins1317

  173. Oh my!! BEST haiku EVER!!! And I was kind of hoping and praying in my heart of hearts that a soccer ball would hit Simon in the face again while he was dressed as TOP, but…. no luck. :-( Next time though guys, next time. :-)

  174. Guys, you no noSing!! 

    Heartless you! Suju are begging for our help. See, their English songwriter is mean troll ever. With the help of directors he trapped Suju in boxes. And by singing ‘go kick him in the butt’ Suju apply to their fans: to kick that songwriter directly in the butt so Suju finally could get ’5 out 5′. Because that what their Secret mission is.
    And the song called SPY because again it’s a call to fans to be suspicious and beware of every shadow. They practically show us how to catch him: you don’t need to pull the trigger cause it’s violence and Suju against it (otherwise they would make mv at least a little bit according to the title), so it’s only a trick to frighten the songwriter. 
    But poor Suju, they can’t pronounce it properly so it seems like a tutorial how not to take the hand in the butt. And he knew it before, he planned everySing!! Who else but me would tell you this? Their happiness in our hands guys, let’s go and kick him in the butt!

    Omg, I rant so much, I’l go to sleep now.
    Username: Kekonugu

  175. Spy was my favorite video of the week but I didn’t vote because I thought everyone else would vote for them, and that they were gonna win anyways. Maybe a lot of the other fans were thinking the same thing?

  176. I missed Max Time!!! Your rendition of Junsu was…. inaccurately funny!! Haha one of the best Music Mondays ever, but the only thing you guys were missing was the “Ayyyy Girl!!!” and sexy music.

  177. omg, I swear, this must be one of the funniest music mondays that I have ever seen. There were parts when I could breathe. You guys have totally made my week. Thank you so much :3
    And now I am so tempted to make a video of all the different powers the kpop groups would have… WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME T.T?????

  178. their mission to found a way so they can get out from the oddly lit bos like room?
    and really, cant help notice Xia Junsu’s Uncommitted in you lappie bg =D
    and, your scene with a glass of wine.. is that a scene from Uncommitted? lol…
    YT name : one1nee

  179. Super Junior’s real mission: getting rid of saesang fans with this song and video.
    YouTube:krysray0212

  180. I’m really getting annoyed with SM. Are they trying to punish their artists. Why are they being so lazy? When TVXQ, SuJu, SNSD, SHINee and F(x) first started their careers they had the bomb videos now they just… suck. It’s not them music but the videos. They could have done so many great things with SPY, so many awesome concepts came to mind when i heard it but no, they just had to take the easy and cheapest (is it even all that cheap? it’s probably more expensive since they have to do so much to make the dull rooms look less like boxes) way out. Their artists are so good and they deserve so much better. SuJu’s last non-set video was “No Other” and it was great. We dont ask for a big budget production but geez at least make some effort and have it actually go with the lyrics and overall theme of the song.

  181. elfs that I called to vote here did not bother to vote  not beacuse they do not like the video or song, they are just  tired of you saying crappy things about suju.

  182. I’m an ELF since about 2 years now. I love them, their voices, their dances, their everything. But, as you already said… I’d have wished for Nu’Est on kmm. 
    Because, let’s face it: SM won’t get SJ out of their boxes anymore. It’s the last few months before their leader will leave and they’ll have more or less 2 years of dramas and solos and stuff coming up. SM is an entertainment like that. So I wouldn’t blame SJ EVER. But the Video IS boring. The song is catchy, but I expected something… different. The dance is flashy, but – due to the lack of time – even during the music video, they mess up. (Just as in Sexy Free and Single, but yeah.)
    … It’s sad. Really. Because, if they’d brin up something cool and catchy (okay don’t talk about the actual CONTENT of the MV) like Sherlock, which was filmed in an actual BUILDING, they would gather more likes.
    Well, maybe Nu’Est is to be on some other thing soon. I hope so, they’ve got talent and.. it isn’t SM so we could expect something more than boxes or boxes or colorful boxes or grey boxes. Oh, did I refer to boxes? They could use them, cause they neeeeeeeeeever did yet! 

  183. The song, ‘concept’, and MV are horrible! I’m so disappointed by SJ once again!

  184. One of the most hilarious mms ever!! ヾ(*´∇`)ノ

  185. um and maybe it’s because ELF voted for NU’est because the already knew what you will say about the boxes SM style..:/ juuuust saying

  186. Look at SuJu’s out of sync dancing in this video! And I know the EXACT cause for it!
    Super Junior are not just Spies but ROBOT Spies; Robot Spies that have begun short-circuiting. (More xamples of this: terrible English, unaware of how uncovered they are by their clothing, etc.)
    It is their top-secret mission to fix their robot spy bodies by kicking the antidote out of every other robot’s butt.

  187. I just want to seriously thank you guys for mentioning Nu’est. 

    The fact that no one was forcing you to say it, and you said it because you wanted to,seriously made my day. I may have only been a LO/E for…less than two months now. But This group seriously means a lot to me now. They’re one of the only groups that actually changed my opinion of boy groups. So to hear you guys even just mention our hard work..literally brought me to tears. ;-;  That being said…..I’m seriously not giving up for next week! Or for their next mv!

  188. After watching your review, I have to say I think SuJu’s super-not-so-secret-SPY mission is super OBVIOUS (btw, I don’t have YT but I just want to say this anyway if it’ll make you awesome people laugh):

    Clearly Super Junior wanted to release the dullest music video ever so that Simon and Martina could put their huge thinking caps on, team up with other K-Pop idols, friends, Spudgy and Meemers and MAKE THE VIDEO A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN IT WILL EVER BE.

    Let’s face it guys. You gave Super Junior’s “SPY” the best non-existent plot. I think SM’s doing it on purpose or otherwise looking to hire you guys because there is NO WAY the video could have sucked so badly otherwise. GREAT JOB SIMON AND MARTINA. XD

    Oh, and … Spudgy in a bowtie. G E N I U S ~

    (Also, thanks for pointing out that “highlight” bit – never noticed! XP)

    ~Lily

  189. How funny, I actually like “Spy” and I’m no fan of Super Junior. Yes, the video is pretty much the same as their other videos, but at least they look sharp in those well-tailored suits and are not wearing any weird accessories (which is more than I can say about “Sexy Free And Single”). The song is somehow more to my liking than for instance “Bonamana” or “Sorry Sorry”. The English really is awful, but expected from SM. 

    • Same here! I was super bored by Mr Simple, A CHa, Sexy Free and Bingo… And I wasn’t into SuJu in 1st place, but SPY was quite a good surprise for me.

    • Same!  Though I think it might be because I rly rly love Get Smart :D

      (Mr. Simple and Victory Korea are my other favorite Suju songs.)

  190.  I died of laughter XD thank’s ~ made my day ^-^

  191. Suju’s mission?:D playing the spy,just like a game,hiding behind jacket and shooting with their fingers.:D This reminds me of  the movie Spy Kids  :D this song is just…not serious x) 

  192. I think their secret mission was quite simple, even Simon got it! (no offense Simon ♥)
    You see, Super Junior really DID say “don’t take it in the butt”, but they later realized that that could possibly cause a choking hazard to fans due to the fact that saliva+sexual references from super junior= coughing, choking, spluttering, and death. Therefore they decided that even though people can hear perfectly well, SM would release officially lyrics stating that we are all in fact hard of hearing and it was actually “Go kick it in the butt!”

    But then, a wild fangirl found out about the switch whilst stalking the official meeting outside the window, and proceeded to run to all her fangirl friends to tell them. Just as she was scaling down though, Siwon saw her and immediately knew she had over heard. She took off running as fast as she could, but Siwon used his mind powers to summon the rest of Super Junior, and soon they pursued hot on her tail. Eventually they caught her, sat her down in a chair, and proceeded to dance around in front of her while detailing that they had “got you little runaway”. 

    When the song came to a close though, and the members backs were turned, she broke free and made a run for it. Unfortunately Sungmin heard her and whipped around, gun extended. She didn’t slow, so he shot and fired and….we don’t know. DUN DUN DUN DUN.

    And my username is TheCupcakeLuver ^^ 

  193. i crack up so hard over the skit esp simon-junsu sounding like latin man.^^

  194. Super junior’s mission is to take over the world, with their sexy :) (like care bear stare LOL). (just like PSY has done LOL, i just heard someone playing the song in a parking lot here in Canada :P)
    isolatropicale-youtube id

  195. vannia

    I really liked the song but hated the video too. Their secret mission is obviously to brainwash the fans into giving them free food, because they’re always hungry!…oh wait, that might be me…whatever, same thing, right?? :D YouTube username: trinityanddallon

  196. I would say Wonder Girls made the better spy because I mean come on at least they went out and went on a mission, SuJu just stayed in their boring awkwardly lit rooms and danced together like they were doing some sort of mating ritual in hopes of attracting the opposite gender.

    And my YT name is DemiYori:
    I think SuJu’s secret mission in spy judging by Shindong’s shotgun they are preparing for the zombie apocalypse that would surely start in the ELF fandom, hence the line got you little running away, as the uninfected fans try to escape their shooting rampage.

  197.  They should make a mini movie like T-ARA or something like Big Bang. In the past I really hate it when SM use those bullet time effect for every MV they released.

  198. In the next KMM, they will review Kara or G-Dragon.

  199. I don’t know it is just me or Junsu’s pic in the laptop is actually edited..
    i mean like you guys put it on the laptop screen.. Not really a background pic on ur laptop..
    Because the pic’s color just so bright and seems odd to me.. lol..
    But again maybe my eyes just play trick on me.. XD

  200. With Spy they could have do such a cool “out-side”-MV :( A little Story, a small Bond-movie.
    Maybe SJ needs a Subgroup as well, with all the less busy members….

  201. “…Because we want to share the LOVE.” OH YEAH! I KNOW what you did there S&M. We will be stronger than before. Wait for our LO/Es…:P

  202. The reason why Suju nearly lost in this was because some ELFs knew that your reviews of Suju would be the same again and again. After watching this (I skipped most of it) I have to agree. I will vote for them but not watch the review.

    • Well of course their reviews would be the same. SM makes SuJu’s MVs so completely boring and the same to one another that Simon and Martina (and even ELFs) have nothing to review. What can YOU say about this MV other than “they are dancing in an oddly lit room (well, actually this one is pretty well lit) with some special effects a student can do on their laptop?” Nothing right? I mean, a fangirl could go on and on about how hot they are, but watching someone fangirl for 10 minutes would be really boring. 

      So, tl;dr – there is nothing to review. What the hell are eyk supposed to do? Make something up that is totally irrelevant? Fangirl for 10 minutes? 

      • Fyi, I dont like them because of their looks and only fangirl about their voices. To me, the MV isn’t the main thing because they’re not actors, so I pay attention to the music and dance more. EYK could talk more about that.

    • …Is it your way to do your dutie of Nasty citizen? Voting for a video that you don’t want to get reviewed? (cuz I remind you that people have to vote for a VIDEO, not a band) WHY? Don’t you think that videos which are more interesting deserve to win from time to time?

    • 1) If you skipped most of the video, how do you know what they said? Their skits were hilarious, and were completely different from past reviews. 

      2) Why vote for something to be reviewed, if you’ve already decided you will dislike it? Just to say that SuJu “won” for that week? And their prize for winning is…..another objective review, that points out the flaws and redundancies in SMent’s videos. So…even if YOU won’t watch it, other people will, and will be alerted to the MV’s shortcomings. Smart plan! That’s definitely the way to win more fans for SuJu. 

      • 1.) I watched where they talk about the music and dance
        2.) If Suju doesn’t win, everyone will make a big fuss. And Im not trying to win more fans with this review…maybe you are though
        3.) The MV isn’t the most important thing. They’re producing something called music.

  203. AHAHAHA! DONT KICK IT IN THE BUTT!! WOOW now thats all i can hear!

  204. Suju are definitely the better spys

  205. I really didn’t like this song, but now at least I can listen to “don’t take it in the butt” and laugh a little! It reminds me of the song “What what in the butt” D: haha

    And I think I died from laughter when Martina danced in the bloopers, who’d known she could look like  a handsome guy btw? O.ó

  206. Don’t take it in the butt was omg… I LOLED forever…

    I vote for Wondergirls… sorry suju

    and SJ’s mission is to find out “Why Mr. Lee Soo Man is insisting that his artists shoot in the *dun dun dunnnn ‘ODDLY LIT ROOM’ play mission impossible theme.”

  207. For their mission, all I wanna do is to be their boss and assigning them into 3 groups with a specific mission for each group and if they succeed with their mission there will be the final mission as one super junior group. Here the missions:
    1. Group 1 have mission to kick the SM’s English translator(s), right in their butt! Go kick their butt, boys! 
    2. Group 2 have mission to shoot out all of THE irritating unblock-able ads ’till they will not appear in any SM’s music video, or at least they become block-able.
    3. Group 3 have mission to find where the Shadow Girl hides Siwon. He disappears in every dance scene.
    When they accomplish those missions, the final mission would be to escape from the BOX, get out to real life and have some fun. 
    my YT account: DeLamporz

  208. Okay, yes, the whole Spy thing, right, but is that the album cover of Junsu’s Uncommitted at 4:17? XD

  209. I like this song… Im not a SJ fan per say. But i think hey did a great job.  I like it. :)

  210. Wonder Girls!!!!! Just because of the pikachu reference. c;

  211. So I have to admit, I wasn’t really looking forward to watching this Music Monday since I didn’t know what more S&M could say about the (new, yet) same old boring Suju video. However, the kpop alpha team, male division skit was so awesome, I loved it. At least if Suju is always going to get reviewed it will give S&M a chance to get a little more outside of the box (pun intended) with their skits for the KMM videos. 

  212. Only comment I want to make is about the english, there have been  a few times where they dock points off for bad english when they were using Konglish. Highlight and trauma (from Big Bang’s Blue) are no different than handphone or aircon. They have become part of Korean so I think they shouldn’t count.  It’s kinda like croissant or hors d’oeuvres, no one says it with the french accent but then again they’ve kinda become common to use  and pronounce like we do. 

  213. I actually understood,’ kick it in the butt’ from the get go, didn’t have a problem with that.  I am with you about Justin Bieber. i never understood, why people in general, not just kpop fans hate him so much. he hasn’t really done anything bad, and i remember when I saw him the first time, i told my sister he must like kpop, because of his hair, and later i looked at his style, and it reminded me of kpop artists too. time passes, and  I hear of him sending Kim jung hyun  flowers when he was on his tour, and  contacting Psy recently , and I was like, I knew it!. He looked like he listened to Kpop.  Anyways, i like the kid, he doesn’t seem to get in trouble or have bad habits. Maybe that’s the problem.

  214.  When I saw the “The JoKwon Signal” I laughed so loud I scared the dog! This was my favorite skit so far.

  215. Super Juniors mission is to access the MV department. They need to find out the next MV concept so they could change it with a outside scenery – a real one – and some girls to add to it. They have guns to intimidate, giving looks of ‘yeah, I got a gun. Now give me those MV blueprints.’ They practiced slick spy moves and martial arts in order to surpass the fluffy bunny that is honey-sempai who secures the blue prints with it’s adorable cuteness and powerful martial arts kick. 

    youtube channel: Animeluver74

  216. by the way, what really confused me when I first watched the mv, is that there are 9 people dancing but 10 people in the close up shots! I think it’s Siwon who’s missing in the dance part? not too sure though…^^;
    that made me feel that – like you said – they are too busy with filming other things and stuff.

  217. they were on a mission to kill the person who picks the rooms for the music videos!!

  218. AHAHHAAHhGAhdd “Don’t take it int he butt don’t take it in the..”, I’m laughing my ass off here right now. What’s been heard, cannot be unheard. 

  219. OMO I can’t believe SuJu won! I was so sure NU’EST had them beat…

    Wow. To all NU’EST fans, I sincerely hope NU’EST gets reviewed one day. Truly. :)

    Simon and Martina, thank you for making my Monday. Gonna get a whole lot of laughs out of this one. XD

    (Srsly SM. “THE LAZY.” That was my favorite line ever, you guys. I’m laughing before I even watch the review!)

    Eat Your Kimchi 화이팅! I hope this show is never canceled. ^^b~

    ~Lily

  220. They are secretly trying to get more views for their MV from people misspelling “PSY” for “SPY”
    O-O…
    ps: I`m an ELF…and i hope it works xD

  221. FriedChickenOnew

    I am not trying to enter the contest but i think their secret mission is to go murder whoever wrote the english to the song and made them dance in those rooms again. but unfortunatly their plan was discovered so at the end they cover their faces with their jackets and shoot at the camera  to get rid of witnesses…

  222. Super Junior’s secret mission in the MV is to caught a treacherous woman who they fall in love with durning their real mission to capture Goldfinger, the bad guy. The woman was working with Goldfinger and her job was to trick SJ by her beauty. Now they can’t rest in peace before they’ll get the woman and revenge.
    And their not so secret mission is to suppress my poor fangirl heart ;;___;;
    (My nickname on youtube is Dubuduck)

  223. Shuppar juniohhr’s mission is a meesage to all anti-fans to dont kick it in their butts cause they’re tired of it. My youtube’s username is : shinytopsandsodapops. Love you guys!

  224. their mission is to get away from that room and take some money from SM so they can make a  awesome MV till next time. SM know about this so he looked the door so now they have been stuck in that room since Sorry Sorry.  

  225. I spy with my little eye something awesome on your computer desktop ;D

  226. PunkyPrincess92

    holy crap!!!! your kpop alpha team, male division is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can’t stop laughing!!
    but you guys should totally have Onew destroy everyone with his mighty ttakbbam power!!

    • We had SOOOoOOoooO many other ideas, but we thought it went on for too long. Maybe another Super Junior video…. O_____o

      • PunkyPrincess92

        that’s one reason i actually like you guys reviewing SJ videos!!! you can just talk about absolute nonsense (you do anyway…not in a bad way!) but cos you hardly have anything to talk about from their actual mv, you guys have to be more creative in making up crap and it’s all hilarious!!!!

  227. Youtube: MrTaraterrrific

    What do I think Super Junior’s secret mission was? A failure.

  228. I’ve been an ELF ever since I got into kpop almost three years ago. And with my professional ELFism I would say their secret mission is dominate the world!

     But in all in all seriousness, as leaders of the korean wave they love to bring the korean culture to the outside/us foreigners and show us how wonderful korea can be. They have the biggest international fanbase from all the groups out there and without them there wouldn’t be as many people like there are now that are this interested in the k-culture with its k-pop. And I believe this is their secret mission.

    About the song… I don’t really like it. They should’ve gone for a ballad or something like “Plz Don’t” which is a new OST for “Miss Panda and Mr Hedgehog” which Donghae sang. That’s why I’m glad the repackaged version had also a few ballad additions, which I really love.YT username: MMathelisa

  229. I just didn’t like this song and the video was the same as any other video they have done in the past.

    HOWEVER, I believe that the super top secret mission that Super Junior was sent on was to find Mr. Brohooo who put them in these flashy rotating rooms. Buuut while searching for him, they became trapped in these flashy dancing rooms where they were forced to dance against their will F.O.R.E.V.E.R.

    My Username: seaa2

  230. Shuppar juniohhr’s mission is a meesage to all anti-fans to dont kick it in their butts cause they’re tired of it. My youtube’s username is : shinytopsandsodapops. Love you guys!

  231. SM is addicted to their rooms.
    SM : afraid to go to outside, costs so much money… TO THE BORING GLOOMY ROOMS!!

    I personally am sick and tired of these rooms. and they say that you guise comment about it a lot but I say : you guise keep bringing the topic up because SM isn’t doing anything about it. Are they not aware of your presence? you guise are around youtube and SM just needs to watch one review to get their shiz right.

  232. I think that Super Juniors Secret mission was that they’re inlove with a girl, and that they’re Spying on her and trying to chase her. They wanna be her shadow (follow her day and night) and be by her side all the time. and the reason they got guns is that they want to protect her from evil people C: elenahestejohanne

  233. Super Junior “SPY” all the way :D

  234. I really thought Nu’est was going to get reviewed, but I’m happy that they’re getting the recognition they deserve~
    Just like with most of SuJu’s videos, I keep rewatching the video for the dance – the song is a given. I LOVE this song~♥
    Also, major lawl props to your friend. I like seeing him in your vids. xD

    I think their mission: They’re kidnapping those fans who have been thinking about leaving the fandom. *gasp* “I got you little run away.” They trap them in the box rooms and “kick them in the butt” untill they succumb back into being ELFs with their undying love and fangirly (or fanboyish) affections. The guns are actually just tranquilizers. No worries.

  235. OMG I LAUGHED SOOOOOO HARD!!!!!
    Simon & Martina.. u guys are beyond awesome!!!!!!

  236. Wonder girls!!!!!
    Super Junior’s secret mission is to find the forever elusive English translator/speaker for their MVs/ lyrics….username: rebeldemoongazer8
    I really hope Nu’est wins next!!!

  237. obviously their mission is to find a way out of those oddly lit rooms! whenever they manage to finally escape one of those rooms, there will be another one behind the door…and so they will dance through oddly lit rooms forever…T__T
    (youtube username: NoireYume)

  238. FriedChickenOnew

    thank you simon for ruining the only part i liked in the song “Don’t take it in the butt!” lol

  239. Yes, as an ELF myself I found that there are not much thing to talk about
    However, still love the song, love the choreo, but not the MV

  240. Don’t kick it in the butt. Haha. That was just freaking hilarious!

  241. Trying to rule the world. One shinny black shoe at a time. ; /

  242. Their mission is of course to capture young teenage girls’ hearts… Mission success I dare say despite them oddly lit rooms :D Username: Malax10

  243. Who was that wonderful guest actor? ^^

  244. Right on, Simon. The rest of the song is freakishly awesome to me, but those few parts that ruin the vibe should’ve been cut out… Shame.

  245. I only saw like 2 ads. That’s a start, SM. ^^

  246. Lol, KMM hilarious as always! You guys really are creative to come up with this, I wouldn’t have been able to think of anything… The kpop-idols-as-mutants had me laughing so hard, I had to replay it! Especially with Changmin being all immature and messing with the lights and CL is like gangster and TOP being all mysterious and Junsu was just…. hahaha, oh emo artist Junsu. <333 OMG NO TOP, DON'T!!! Too late, the Jokwon signal is in the sky. Though personally I think the food attacks by Taemin and Mir are epic superpowers. xD

    DON'T TAKE IT IN THE BUTT, DON'T TAKE IT IN THE- Hahahahahahahhahaaaaa. I'm going to always sing it this way now!

    Idky, kpop fans tend to HATE Justin Bieber. I honestly don't even get it. I may not be his fan, but I don't hate him, and he has talent. He seems like a good kid. *Shrug*

    Anyway, I personally hate 2 Different Tears and I don't really like Spy either. Both kind of suck imo. Can I vote for SNSD's Hoot? That one is much better… And if I can't, then I'm just not voting this week, so don't count me please…

  247. spy spudgy with his bowtie, my life is now complete :)

  248. I thought you’d team up SuJu and Troublemaker :D :D  Hyunseung and Hyuna were horrible spies too… :D

  249. My username is OhSososhified
    I’m going to tell a little story.
    Okay, so Siwon in the beginning was supposed to meet the boss at a undisclosed location but then saw a fly (hence the shooting.)And then he finally got to the room where he was given the mission: Bore all Elfs to Death with  a monochromatic, light up room with synchronized dancing.But then, LE GASP. Another fly appears, trying to thwart their so carefully thought out plan. So then a gun comes out, another guy just HAS to dance before shooting the fly, and BAM-dead.But then NONO-A huge SWARM of invisible flies comes attacking them, and that’s when shit gets UGLAY.Super Junior transforms into Spy mode with the James Bond like music in the background and intimidating finger guns.Then all the members finally catch all the flies with the victory cry, ” I GOT YOU LITTLE RUN AWAY.”So the secret mission in the end was actually unknown.
    Because seriously, I don’t know WHAT THE hell was going on in the video LOL.

  250. Super Junior’s mission is to save people from people who want to take it up the butt!

  251. Super Junior secret mission is to make the whole wide world fill with sappire blue and the biggest fan club which is ELF….Super Junior would never stop being an idol until their mission is success…^^…..Btw,i am ELF fan too….^^

  252. Hi,

    I think Super Junior’s secret mission was to protect the girl. I mean they are seperated from the world because of this odd rooms and there is just the girl and Super Junior being in this video.
    My youtube account is BaoLiBao

  253. Super Junior’s mission is to blow our minds by taking it in the butt.

  254. i can’t un-hear “don’t take it in the butt” now… xD

  255. Oh man..can’t unhear it!! Don’t take it in the butt! XD

  256. Ah it was so sad to see NU’EST take number 1 after you tweeted about the Super Junior CD. Let’s hope they can reach the top once more!

    I loved this song (although at first I hated it, then I liked the mix of styles and genres) but I’m getting kinda tired of SJ. Until they come up with better videos I don’t want to see them here anymore ): You know what I’m not tired of? JO KWON SIGNAAAAAAAAAL!!!

    •  I’m a NU’EST fan too! And on the kpop charts, they’re now first while suju is now 2nd… :( Wished Nu’est was reviewed… or maybe next monday.

    • I think NU’EST was #1 before the SPY CD tweet (correct me if I’m wrong but that’s what I saw), so when I saw the tweet, I was like, YES Simon & Martina are going to be reviewing NU’EST instead of Super Junior and so they don’t know what to do with the CD…then this came out lol Oh NU’EST, I hope they get reviewed, but Simon & Martina really love Junsu so…;____;

      • Well, it doesn’t matter who Simon and Martina prefer, we choose who wins, not them! And yes, I love Nu’est too but uncommitted was super funny to me, especially te pronunciation AND THE WIDESCREEN hahahah. If NU’EST releases Sandy we’ll have another shot too. And when they do get reviewed we’ll feel awesome because of the anticipation.

    • I love me some Jo Kwon. JO KWON SIGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!! That should be a ringtone…

  257. I’m ELF since a long time and I’ll always be, but I’m crazy for NU’EST and I voted every single day and I’ll keep voting! All SJ MV’s looks like the same, SF&S was a little bit different and I loved it, but SPY is so boring, I cant! Really think that Nuest deserve it more… And I’m sorry my english is horrible, Simon will give to me 0 out of 5 LOOL

    • I’m a NU’EST fan too! And on the kpop charts, they’re now first while suju is now 2nd… :( Wished Nu’est was reviewed… or maybe next monday.

    • I’m an ELF and I voted for SJ, but other ELFs don’t want to vote cuz
      they think Simon and Martina are mean, I’ve seem many ELFs tell other
      ELFs not to vote for Super Junior at eat ur kimichi cuz they think they
      will say mostly bad things about them or that they’ve became boring, and
      some of them are voting for Nu’est instead so they would get reviewed
      instead of Super Junior,

      in the review they say “Sure, it could be that we’ve deeply offended a
      lot of ELFs, and so they’re steering away from our site” and I think
      this is the reason why not a lot of ELF voted. I personally don’t agree with everything Simon and Martina say but I watch cuz I’m curious.

      • Same with me too. I am a SMTown fan and I don’t believe what they are saying. Its like offending me too. and i also watch them because I’m curious too.

        • the problem here is not them its sm who doesn`t bring something
          new to suju and how biased fans are to the point they become blind and forget to be fair

      • That’s so childish! You guys dont know how to deal with the comedy, humor, this things? I love SJ, I love SMTown and I really like and enjoy eat your kimchi videos! For me they are jusy saying the truth (please, dont tell me that sj’s engrish is horrible or that all sm videos arent in a box), but is funny! they dont offended me and I laughed a lot (ok my engrish is worst than sj’s, i know ^^ hahaha)

  258. Martna, I think you’re really pretty with short black hair :)

  259. I think their secret mission in to find love as usual xD !

  260. Their secret mission is to find suits where the pants aren’t skinny jeans :< and my username is som1stolemycookie

  261. I so thought that NU’EST would get reviewed this week because I saw it in first. Sadness!

    Their mission? To bore us to death with their lack of color and overusage of boxes. Though technically, that would be SM’s fault. Ok, their real mission? Uh, to enjoy dancing in a box and dance in suits without finding the girl. Maybe they’re trying Inception, Super Junior style.

    And as much as I enjoy Super Junior, I agree – the song had so much potential…only to be an A-cha 2.0.

  262. they had to rescue the three legged turtle from new york because he was captured nd taken hostage because he knew certain information regarding t-ara. t-ara’s managers hired suju to retrieve the poor reptile! super junior however, did not succeed in their mission and were sent to training school along with hyuna nd hyung seung. they will eventually be sent on D ranked missions for the rest of their pitiful lives simply because they accidentally blew up the entire facility which resulted in killing the turtle themselves…

  263. Second!! Booyah! I bet the Nu’est fans are pissed! HAHAHA!!!

  264. First!:D

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