U-Kiss – 0330: Kpop Music Mondays

Filed as: Kpop // Responses: 96

First off, let’s begin by asking a question: did any of you laugh like how we laughed when Mordney pops up at the beginning of the song? I don’t know what it is now, but after we reviewed U-Kiss’ “Shut Up” a while ago, and then used Mordney for our jokes for the next, like, 20 episodes, we just can’t take him seriously anymore. In fact, I think we would have liked this song more if we weren’t so biased against Mordney. Just, please Mordney, if you’re reading this, stop saying “Mordney Present” at the beginning of your songs. It’s a lot better than the “Hello, Hello, do you know me? This is Mordney Present” you did in Shut Up, but, still, it’s just…better if you stop saying it altogether.

Otherwise, this is a really sweet song, and the singing is really nice in it. Really nice. And the video’s really interesting as well. It took us a while to figure out what was happening, but it turned out to be quite sad when we realized he was imagining a girl that wasn’t there. We’re just upset a bit at how quickly the video wrapped up. Laughing doesn’t cure Schizophrenia, last time I checked. Dong-Ho needs professional help. That is his name, right? Dong-Ho? I don’t know. I just know that his fans call themselves Dongholics, and for some reason that sounds dirtier than any of the “that’s what she said” jokes we’ve done to date.

Another thing we didn’t mention in the video: we’re kinda weirded out by the idea of this being “Bran New Kiss,” for a couple of reasons. 1, because Bran makes me think of Fiber, and I don’t really think that Kpop bands should associate themselves with fiber. But that’s a minor quibble. We just find it weird that two members left U-Kiss and two new ones replaced them. Doesn’t that make them a different band? I didn’t think that groups are like basketball teams, where you can simply swap out some people. No?

–EDIT–
Turns out that Kevin from U-Kiss saw our video. And, surprisingly, he didn’t hate it!

@eatyourkimchi Hey Guys~ I Think your videos are absolutely hilarious Lol I’m addicted to watching them now ^^ Thanks for the U-Kiss vid~less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet ReplyKevin Woo â˜… ìœ í‚¤ìŠ¤ ì¼€ë¹ˆ
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As always, thanks to JB and Annie from [ë‹‰ì‘¤] Enjoy Your Happy Life~* for the Korean subtitles. Also, if you like Simon’s shirt, you can get it here. Threadless FTW!. And, finally, if you’re a U-Kiss fan, you can buy the U-Kiss 0330 CD by clicking the banner below, and it’ll ship to you anywhere in the world. Yeah!

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http://mistresskitty.tumblr.com Ia Faye

When U-Kiss explained the meaning of the mv to you, it made so much more sense. But I like this version better! ;3
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000760449072 Lee JaeChin Keiichi

who is Mordney? can u tell me who he is guys?hehehe

http://www.facebook.com/people/Lisa-Lessenger/1533840082 Lisa Lessenger

Producer or composer (not quite sure which one) But basically he does something to make it a present to the world.Â There is a better explanation in U-Kiss Shut Up review form Eat Your Kimchi’s Music Mondays.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1429685663 Leah Gage

i love your shiirt!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Lisa-Lessenger/1533840082 Lisa Lessenger

I actually want to find all the Mordney Present songs.Â Then I can have a vampiric Mordney’s Present hour.Â Though, little tid bit on Mordney’s Present,Â it has been heard as “more than present” and “more than impressive”Â I actually found myself watching enough MV’s (before seeing the u-kiss review that introduced mordney) that I had to ask myself because I was really confused on why they kept saying “More than present” in ss501 music videos.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PC6HP2MWQYOXVPV3EO24LODZSE wei

A lot of people enjoyed the story line of the music video but I can help but feel that it was copied. Have any of you watched the Jay Chou movie called “Secret” (Bu Neng Shuo De Mi Mi)? It is the exact story line and the movie came out before the music video, trust me.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1779688265 Vikki Sun

U-kiss gained a new fan XD
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001279185753 Selena Guzman

Nice Simon CHANNEL UR IN SHINee!!!!! and wow… did not need to know that u wore Calvin Klein underwear, but nice chose. the underwear of the stars!!!! ^^( cuz Leeteuk from super junior wears the same, i have picture proof!!!! ><)
http://twitter.com/TigerHolland Tiger Holland

I wonder if the real Mordney is in any way aware of how much joy he has brought to the world with his Mordney-presents and the jokes they’ve spawned.