To begin with, before we talk about the video, I would like to take a moment to bring to your attention the awesomeness of my shirt. As soon as we saw it on Threadless we knew it would be saved for a U-Kiss review. And so we bought it, and kept it hidden, until the glorious day would come that U-Kiss would be voted for us to review again. Buahaha! And so, here it is. The hypotenuse shirt. (For those of you who don’t get what I’m talking about, check out the English breakdown in our U-Kiss “0330” review).

Ok, the song! Here’s the video for it, if you haven’t seen it already:


Awesome! We’re so much happier with songs like this than we are for 0330. We’re not fans of ballads. We do have to say that we thought the video for 0330 was a lot more happening since it was plot driven. You remember 0330 right? It was filmed one the same location as Mr. Brohoho’s Music Video Set Business, and Dongho’s girlfriend, Dialtone. But seeing a cool water dance is also nice…stomp in those puddles!!!! TEACH THEM A LESSON ABOUT DAMPENING MY PANTS!!!! YES!!!! *cough* Sorry. Hate wet pant legs.

It didn’t suffer from our same complaints as a Super Junior video, though. The sets here, at least, are interesting. While videos like Mr. Simple have great dancing from good looking guys and nothing else really going for it, this video at least had a cool set. Really cool, with snow and ice. We don’t really get the meaning of the set, though. Sleeveless shirts aren’t really the best apparel for snow and ice. Couple this with f(x) wearing leather for “Hot Summer” and you’ll see our old notion confirmed: Korean people don’t ever feel the weather, ever. Summertime they don’t sweat like us sweaty foreigners, and wintertime they barely wear enough clothes to keep warm. But maybe Koreans can also suffer from cold nipples which would explain why UKISS looks so darn angry. DAMN YOU COSTUME DESIGNERS!!! Neverland should be set in a warm tropical island surrounded by mermaids and pirates! I guess pirates just aren’t considered “cool” and “sexy” anymore. But Martina would like to see a kpop video where all the members are dressed up in swashbuckling gear while fighting and dancing in style. True swag people. True swag. Alright, enough talk, I’m sure everyone just scrolled down to find out the winners anyways. Is anyone listening to me? Hello? Herro? Probably not. Fine then. I’m going to go make some ramen.

The Kpop Music Monday 1 Year Anniversary Contest Winners!
First off, we’d like to thank all of you for all of your awesome responses to the contest. We didn’t think that we’d get so many great answers. To be honest, we forgot about a lot of our silly skits and jokes, and so we ware amazed at how many people remembered them and quote them as their favourites. My personal favourite (Simon): from T-ara’s “Yayaya”. Not that it was our favourite video ever, but that scene we did outdoors. I pretended to be the guy who gets trapped by Martina with her feather duster. At the end of it I say “I love you crazy indigenous lady.” Little did you know, the name has stuck with us ever since, and I call Martina by that name every time she does something strange…which is all the time. She’s my special crazy indigenous lady for life.

And my favourite (Martina) was when Spudgy beat the crap out of Simon. Probably because it feels like he really wants to do it in real life since Simon always makes him dance. Plus he has a really deep crush on me and secretly is trying to off Simon. Oh the Spudgy.

But that’s our answer. Your answers, the thousands and thousands of them, took us three hours to read through. GAWD! There were some really really awesome answers and it was hard to pick. BUT we whittled our selection down to these wonderful people:

YouTube: hangukeando & omnichelle
Eatyourkimchi: KarlieChoi & Alexandra E. Rodríguez
Facebook: Oana Nia & Ulrike Biesemans
Twitter: @gluecks_los & @Kourai32
Tumblr: dellpafalla & kawamiya
Google Plus: Elizabeth Agresta

Now, the way claiming your prizes works is simple: first come, first serve. If you’re a winner, send us a message here. Our email inbox has timestamps, and we’ll see whose emails came first. First one to respond will take their pick of the prizes. Last one will, unfortunately, get the last pick.

Thanks to YesAsia and YesStyle for hooking us up with the CDs for the giveaway. And to those of you who still want a CD, but didn’t win one, you can pick up U-Kiss’ new album from YesAsia.com. GET IT! IT’S GOOD!


Otherwise, you can check out our bloopers here:

  1. NGL, I laughed SO HARD at the fighting game sequence. Specifically the “SHO U KISS!” It was dumb, but so hilarious!
    Also, Neverland kicks Pinocchio’s ass by a mile.

  2. Neverland!!! Not a KissMe..but i think i’ll be one after listening to this!

  3. i just want you guys to know that i love your show, i started watching kpop videos and i stubbled across your top kpop songs of 2009 and i’ve been watching your show since then. i’m planning on going to korea for a semester in college and then just seeing what happens from there. i love your show keep up the good work, and that bumble bee outfit looks adorable on spudgy

  4. U-Kiss Neverland would be a better theme song for Disney.

  5. seriously, the only POSITIVE thing about MONDAY is KPOPMUSICMONDAY <33
    I love you Simon and Martina!

  6. Disappointment for not being disappointed.

    awww, Simon ):

  7. Disappointment for not being disappointed.

    awww, Simon ):

  8. aw DANG IT. oh well XD congrats to the winners!! :))

  9. Spudgy looks so sad at the end, being trapped in a bumblebee suit :(

    Watch where you step next time guise, he might piddle a puddle in a secret nasty place..

  10. f(x)… Because I wasn’t kinda expecting better for U-kiss

  11. I’m not even a fan of U Kiss but i think they’re really underrated in Korea!!! I cant believe they never won ANYTHING yet~~ their vocals are really good and those dance moves are killers!! and i have to admit those smooth English lines in this song added to their appeal..

    So really, what’s wrong with them Korea?? =(

  12. Oh F(X) won for sure :DDDD 


    Martina and Simon ICWUDT <3 JYJ in the background <3 and do you know what makes it better?…we have the same laptop {i think o~O}


    can you upload that pic of JYJ pweeeeeeease?????? i want it …..because it was on eatyourkimchi best kpop vids ever <3 

  14. My vote goes to f(x). 
    The song by U-Kiss is too heavily synthesized for my taste. Call me old fashioned, but I like to hear the actual voices of the singers. If I want to hear metallic sounding voices, I’d rather go and talk to Darth Vader

  15. U-Kiss gets my vote because their awesome dance move smashes the sexy windows while f(x) only wipes them! =P

  16. I really enjoy watching your reviews and bloopers; you guys make me laugh so much! :D I’m glad you gave this video a good review, since I looooooooooooove “Neverland” and I’ve had it on repeat for soooooooooo long~ Hehehehehe, the video game scene was epic! The background “music” seriously made me believe it was from an actual video game for a second! Good job guys! Keep doing awesome work! 
    I’m sad that I didn’t win anything, but hopefully in the future~ ^.^Oh yeah, and I vote for “Neverland”, aha ha ha~ OH YEAH! AND HAPPY CHUSEOK!

  17. Simon, let me explain the ice. See, it melts because of the awesome hotness of the boyz.  Just like the fangirls watching the video. It tries valiantly to recover (as do we) but then we glet slammed again BAM! with those radiating pheromones and the ice and fangirls succumb.

  18. U-Kiss!! What a great video and song. Loved your video interview with them too.

  19. Loved the douchebag song Martina!!

  20. Loved the douchebag song Martina!!

  21. Loved the douchebag song Martina!!

  22. OMG!!! I laugh a lot!! XD Ok between UKISS and f(x)… I don’t know…. so hard… ok… i pick f(x)!!

  23. Haha you’re most welcome! Ah, so excited that you actually commented on it!

    And I was thinking into it a little more, about how everything starts to melt towards the end. I take it as a good sign for them, that the girl wants to be with them, that sort of thing. 

  24. NEVERLAND. DEFINITELY. sorry, i love f(x), but Pinocchio was LAME compared to Neverland.  In fact, i barely even knew U-KISS till Neverland came out.  NEVERLAND IS WIN.  I’m so freaking addicted to the song……..

    also, if i were to redo that last contest now, i’d pick the scenes in this video where Simon plays Peter Pan/Hook. Definitely your best yet, and it put me in such a good mood that I laughed all the way through that video game thing….lol.  

    ….and Martina’s pronunciation of Xiah (the first time in this video, especially–around 6:11) sounds like someone opening a canned drink……. o_O was that on purpose?

    and another thing, i love that you’re wearing Phineas. P&F!!!!! lol….especially since this is the “Disney Edition” XD XD

    Basically, this video is my favorite EYK video ever. XD

  25. I have to say, this k-pop music Monday was AWESOME! Seriously, made me lol like X10000. (its over 9000!!!) Seriously? You guys had such awesome material this week. Great job, for realsies.

    • Oh! And I also have to place my vote for U-KISS this week. Because although neither U-KISS nor f(x) have the “Disney” thing going on, U-KISS’s flappy arms dance makes it seem like they’re at least trying to reach Neverland, unlike f(x) who stare at their Pinnochio balloon thingy in horror. PLUS THIS SONG ROCKS!!! A-A-AAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A-AAAAAAAND!!!

  26. UKISS ALL THE WAY!!! GO KEVIN….UR MINEEE!!!! hehehehe but n e ways….UKISS!!

  27. Tinker-spudgy was my favorite moment.

    See these rocks! Let’s go play on them!


  28. U-Kiss def gets my vote. 

    Oh, Thanks so much for embedding the blooper and music videos in your blog.  It’s  much easier than going back and forth between youtube and here.  

  29. Just a note, as awesome as Yes Asia is, it doesn’t really help with the Korean sales charts. It’s better to go through Bugs or Aladdin or somewhere like that. (if it’s possible)

  30. Just a note, as awesome as Yes Asia is, it doesn’t really help with the Korean sales charts. It’s better to go through Bugs or Aladdin or somewhere like that. (if it’s possible)

  31. Sorry EYT, No one can beat Dongho’s version from Kiss Me Day. It was the best thing EVER! I vote for U-KISS – no questions asked. 


  33. u-kiss all the was i love ya kevin

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