FT Island “I Wish” – Vote for it here!


Wow! We totally forgot about FT Island! Seriously. And we’re not saying that in a bad way. It just seems like we’ve been talking about poppy, fun, electro music so much lately that we totally overlooked rock-y music. And we love FT Island, even if their last video was kinda illogical. Yeah! So, even though we really wanted to review a Girl Group this week (it’s been a bit of a sausage fest on Kpop Music Mondays lately), we still find FT Island a breath of fresh air. Just…not too sure about the Hunky One’s Tiara. Could that be a subliminal message to vote for T-ara? I THINK SO!

Orange Caramel “Lipstick” – Vote for it here!


Gangnam Style is going to be the most popular Kpop video of the year, without a doubt. Maybe it’ll be the most popular of all time. But this video, right here, is going to be one of our favourites of the year, almost as much as we love Gangnam Style. It’s so…just so wonderful. It’s so quirky and silly and fun. The slow motion shots of the dreamy guy, the wilting roses when he loses, the bride’s glowing eyes: this is…this is brilliant. Brilliant! And the song is so freaking fun! I’ve been singing it all day, even though I don’t know the words. Lipstick smee buh duh duh! I should probably look up the lyrics online.

Ah! It’s times like this we want to just review the videos we want to review. Don’t get us wrong: we’ve got nothing against FT Island or their new video, but it’s nowhere near as fun as this video, and we love fun videos :D

Secret “Poison” – Vote for it here!



  1. 1. The Kpop Charts don’t hate T-ara. T-ara was was one of the first groups to ever be reviewed on KMM, and the first group to ever be reviewed two weeks in a row. And they’ve been reviewed 4 times now.
    2. T-ara was pushed down because it’s older. The way this chart’s algorithm works is that it favours newer videos by cutting the total points of old videos by an increasing percentage every day. You can read more about it here: http://tr.eatyourkimchi.com/post/16280990005/if-youre-confused-about-how-the-kpop-charts-get-ranked

    Ps. I’m not a T-ara fan, but I did try very hard to get it reviewed this week, because we’ve had nothing but guys winning for the last 10 weeks. We need some female presence on the charts, y’know what I’m sayin’? But….they still lost. Not enough people voting. Aaaah well.

  2. For the whole playlist, I was constantly being distracted by how pretty Martina was, and how loud Simon’s voice was.

    Oh, and boobs.

  3. I think it’s fine, they gave credit to where it was due, and linked to S&M’s website. I actually appreciate having a standalone parody without the review. I personally don’t mind, but I guess S&M can ask them to take it down if they want.

  4. Not quite a sausage fest, if you count GDragon’s genderfuckery :D

    …That said, and as much as I like GD, the fact that s/he’s got the top SEVEN slots on the (Korean) singles charts right now is clearly madness. :p Like there is no way those are objectively the best seven songs out right now. I’ll be happy if Orange Caramel, Secret or T-ara get reviewed, ALL of those songs are AWESOME. At the moment, they are my top three Kpop songs of the summer.

  5. Martina i love your tanktop!!! where can i get!?!?!

  6. If ya got em’, flaunt em’. Mesmerizing mammaries.

  7. when you mentioned the ping pong and the bride having hand mirrors as paddles it instantly reminded me of the Etude House cf with Dara and SHINee!!!
    Etude has like the best cf’s ever!!!!

  8. But they’re all good… therefore I will vote for all of them and not change anything 8D

  9. -sigh- It’s not even an abnormal thing, but…
    thanks to you, I can never unhear.

  10. Wow, you ain’t lying. It’s been eight weeks of straight up sausage. A wonderful sausage fest, but none the less once in a blue moon you need to treat the pallet to some dessert.

  11. I don’t Loewe who to view for Iliad or gdragon

  12. Simon and Martina will teach us math yet with these kpop charts. lol

  13. I honestly haven’t said Hongki’s name correctly since S&M reviewed Severely and Martina called him The Hunky One.

  14. I think once they get some furniture and accessories the room won’t echo so much and it won’t seem like they are “screaming at you” any more. Empty rooms have the worst echos and make the softest sound horribly loud.

  15. I love all the songs and videos this week. I’m a huge FT Island fan and I agree with Martina, me no likey the Hunky Ones tiara :-P Orange Caramel’s video is the perfection you speak of, it love its quirky catchyness and silly ping pong love story. Secret had a great plot and Holy Batman, I never knew how amazing Secret sounded. This girl’s have some beautiful strong voices…and boobs.

  16. LOVING FT ILSAND wish…to freaking cute!

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