FT Island “I Wish” – Vote for it here!


Wow! We totally forgot about FT Island! Seriously. And we’re not saying that in a bad way. It just seems like we’ve been talking about poppy, fun, electro music so much lately that we totally overlooked rock-y music. And we love FT Island, even if their last video was kinda illogical. Yeah! So, even though we really wanted to review a Girl Group this week (it’s been a bit of a sausage fest on Kpop Music Mondays lately), we still find FT Island a breath of fresh air. Just…not too sure about the Hunky One’s Tiara. Could that be a subliminal message to vote for T-ara? I THINK SO!

Orange Caramel “Lipstick” – Vote for it here!


Gangnam Style is going to be the most popular Kpop video of the year, without a doubt. Maybe it’ll be the most popular of all time. But this video, right here, is going to be one of our favourites of the year, almost as much as we love Gangnam Style. It’s so…just so wonderful. It’s so quirky and silly and fun. The slow motion shots of the dreamy guy, the wilting roses when he loses, the bride’s glowing eyes: this is…this is brilliant. Brilliant! And the song is so freaking fun! I’ve been singing it all day, even though I don’t know the words. Lipstick smee buh duh duh! I should probably look up the lyrics online.

Ah! It’s times like this we want to just review the videos we want to review. Don’t get us wrong: we’ve got nothing against FT Island or their new video, but it’s nowhere near as fun as this video, and we love fun videos :D

Secret “Poison” – Vote for it here!




    –> that’s it? O_O

  2. The echooooo, it hurts my ears!

  3. ooh u so nasty (to simon) :)

  4. Is the kpop chart a T-ara hater? T-ara was first place, but then got pushed to second even though it has more votes than FT. Island. I’m not hating on FT. Island, but seriously? Why has T-ara been pushed down? Could someone explain why this keeps happening to all of the songs I actually want to be reviewed?

    • 1. The Kpop Charts don’t hate T-ara. T-ara was was one of the first groups to ever be reviewed on KMM, and the first group to ever be reviewed two weeks in a row. And they’ve been reviewed 4 times now.
      2. T-ara was pushed down because it’s older. The way this chart’s algorithm works is that it favours newer videos by cutting the total points of old videos by an increasing percentage every day. You can read more about it here: http://tr.eatyourkimchi.com/post/16280990005/if-youre-confused-about-how-the-kpop-charts-get-ranked

      Ps. I’m not a T-ara fan, but I did try very hard to get it reviewed this week, because we’ve had nothing but guys winning for the last 10 weeks. We need some female presence on the charts, y’know what I’m sayin’? But….they still lost. Not enough people voting. Aaaah well.

  5. Sorry Secret, SISTAR has you beat in my book.

  6. Ft Island… his headband XD The song is really great
    Orange Caramel… creepy and weird costume and weird dance steps e.e *Chills*
    Secret… Ahm, I don’t really like thesong I get bore… I like more SISTAR XD

  7. I think that you should put a decal of each kpop music monday winner in each of the circles so that you can have a Wall of Fame… or a WAMM (Wall of Music Mondays)

  8. Poison is full of Boobs and Legs and Butts! :0 Ive got to say it though, Secret and Sistar are THE kpop groups with the best bodies! DAMN those girls are sexy and they know how to flaunt it on their videos, I couldnt help but go RWAR! at this video, and im a girl O_O xD

  9. i swear, hongki in those glasses look too much like mir!

  10. FT Island – ‘I wish’ sounds a bit like Train’s ’50 ways to say goodbye’, but really FT Island’s song and music are much much much better :D

  11. For the whole playlist, I was constantly being distracted by how pretty Martina was, and how loud Simon’s voice was.

    Oh, and boobs.

  12. Orange Caramel all the way! That video was so fun and over the top! The bride’s glowing eyes?? The handsome guy with his ruffled shirt and roses like he was mr.darcy or something?? ;D And the song was instantly catchy. I heard the first few seconds and I was like,”oh my, this is going to be stuck in my head isn’t it? Hmm..” Thank you for sharing this video with me. :D

  13. Simon and Martina! I found someone taking your video on YouTube! I can’t report it because it isn’t my copywrite being infringed… THEY ARE NOT NASTIES!


    • I think it’s fine, they gave credit to where it was due, and linked to S&M’s website. I actually appreciate having a standalone parody without the review. I personally don’t mind, but I guess S&M can ask them to take it down if they want.

      • But if S&M make money from their videos, and their video isn’t a part of their site then that video isn’t supporting them…I suppose you can argue that any sort of circulation of the Eat Your Kimchi name is good for them, but it’s a slippery slope.

  14. Not quite a sausage fest, if you count GDragon’s genderfuckery :D

    …That said, and as much as I like GD, the fact that s/he’s got the top SEVEN slots on the (Korean) singles charts right now is clearly madness. :p Like there is no way those are objectively the best seven songs out right now. I’ll be happy if Orange Caramel, Secret or T-ara get reviewed, ALL of those songs are AWESOME. At the moment, they are my top three Kpop songs of the summer.

  15. The sad thing is, I don’t think I would have reacted to her boobs at the
    beginning of the song at all if you hadn’t mentioned them. Then again,
    I did just come from a Renaissance faire…

    Anyway, Orange Caramel, go go go! That was HILARIOUS!

  16. I love all three groups,and these songs showed that they are the best<3
    i only hate that you guyz put the best songs against each other, i love all the songs and the videos so i find it really hard to vote.

  17. Martina i love your tanktop!!! where can i get!?!?!

  18. Simon and Martina ur so mean at Secret >_< only BOOBS ? i like Secret so much.. sorry.

  19. when i first heard secret’s song i thought they said you are my boy thing and i was like WTF!!!!


  21. WHERE IS BTOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. You wear white shirts while the wallpaper behind you is white as well:P


  23. Secret must win so that i can see Simon and/or Martina do the dance segment!! But Orange Caramel is reall rather awesome too…dilemmaaaa

  24. If ya got em’, flaunt em’. Mesmerizing mammaries.

  25. when you mentioned the ping pong and the bride having hand mirrors as paddles it instantly reminded me of the Etude House cf with Dara and SHINee!!!
    Etude has like the best cf’s ever!!!!

  26. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs didn’t distract me at all. Pussy thrusting did. In a bad way.

  27. The flowery-puffy-teddybeary shoes in the Orange Caramel video are on sale in our local Adidas store! We thought no one would EVER wear them!!!!

  28. OMG guys ! hilarious !Just at the beggining of Secret-Poison, when she unveils her curves an ad about condoms appeared :| =))))) That’s really weird, my country has the weirdest ads possible.

  29. martina, I love your sleeveless tee-shirt! :D

  30. martina, I love you
    sleeveless tee-shirt! :D

  31. OMFG, Forrest Gump. YES hahahaha!

  32. I LOOOOOOVE Orange Caramel! They need millions of more votes! Usually I can’t stand girl groups acting all cute, but orange caramel…those girls are just naturally cute. ^_^
    but table tennis is awesome! don’t say anything bad about it! Ò_ó (Or else I will send Timo Boll to challenge you in a match and he will crush you!)

  33. While I was surprised with Le Booobs…I think you guys skipped out the “Spread thy legs and roll thy hips towards the camera” dance move…Secret’s song sounded good but the hip rolling was just…I’m gonna shut up now.

    • I was thinking the same thing. There was crotch in the first scene as well and the dance. Now I’m totally confused about what the ministry of censory does, or were they mezmorized by the boobs?

      • Looking back, I think Simon and Martina mentioned something about Korea being ok with sexiness from the waist down but not up so hence the boobs reaction (?) rather than the crotch thrusting/rolling (?) I don’t know I’m still kinda confused with the propriety standards there

    • Same for me, there are a lot of words I’d want to use to describe that move, but I’d get FIRE MURDERED!

  34. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!! Hahahahaha you really cracked me up there! But seriously, haven’t seen anything else in the video. Maybe a bit of @ss here and there but mostly boobzland. Oh and I think they say “poisen” instead of “poison” and that.drives.me.crazy a little.

  35. I have some questions,
    so one tweet = 1 point. So if I tweet the mv lets say 5 times that’s 5 points or just one? and the Vote link (green one :P ) how many times can you use? is it one vote per day or as many as I can, like 5 or 6?
    and the facebook share is not working :(

  36. :O But T-ara is in 2nd place!
    How come they are not in this video!? :'(
    Not fair T_T

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