2PM “A.D.T.O.Y” – Vote for it Here!


So, we just talked about the name of the song, which we don’t like, but we didn’t talk about how much we like this song. IT’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEIR FIRST SONG WITH AN ALSO AWKWARD NAME. This song is really, really catchy, and Martina’s been singing it all day. There’s a lot to say about the video as well, which will – surely – result in Fangurilla taking over majority of the show so she can scream. Still, this song isn’t as overwhelming and bombastic and explosive a return as we’ve been anticipating from 2PM, but it’s still a damned good song. Just something totally different from what we thought we’d hear from them. We’re still happy, though! What are your thoughts? Pick one: ADTOY or CBWYHTS.

LC9 “MaMa Beat” – Vote for it Here!


Ok, so, yes, this is strikingly similar to B.A.P.’s “Warrior.” We were even told that this was supposedly the same set? We don’t know. Can’t confirm it, but we wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the case. Where is this set, anyway? We need to start WANKing at Kpop Music Video sets. Anyhow, the B.A.P-ness of this video aside, how funky awesome is this song, eh? EH? I’m Canadian! Answer me when I say Eh! Speaking of being Canadian – particularly, a Torontonian – supposedly Toronto’s mayor smokes crack. How many of you can say you have a crackhead for a mayor? Didn’t think so.

Yes, that was unrelated. I’ve drank a lot of coffee between the paragraph on 2PM and this paragraph, and I’m feeling hyper. Both of those songs are great. I’m not really even sure which one I like more. 2PM’s song is really good, but I’m biased to funkiness. And this sounds like Video Game funkiness as well. It’s very 8 bit. I dunno. What I can say, though, is that this is one of the coolest debut songs I’ve heard in a long time, apart from Warrior. I would say the same about EXO, but I don’t know what their debut song actually was, because there are so many names for different songs and what the crap I don’t know. What is Love is the greatest song of all time is all you need to know, Debut or not. This song, though not the G.O.A.T., is still really cool :D

9Muses “Wild” – Vote for it Here!


Hey. Who noticed that awesome jersey in this video? You know what I’m talking about. If you don’t, check the video and come back to me. Ha! That jersey’s awesome. Problem is, boys can’t wear something like that. It’s creepy when guys are called perverts, but for a girl to have a pervert sign on doesn’t seem as icky, no? Just me? A guy can see a girl with a pervert shirt on and be like “pooh that’s kinky!” but switch it around and girls might be like “ewww gross.” Ladies? Am I right. Wait: I’m gonna ask Martina. She’s sitting across the table from me now. Wait a sec.

Just confirmed it. Yep: she says it’s creepy, like the guy would try to look up her shirt or something. Hmm. Interesting.

Anyhow, this video’s super sexy and I’d love to re-enact the scenes for you and destroy any arousal you might feel for the next 6 months. I DON’T THINK YOU READY FOR THIS JELLY MY BODY’S TOO BOOTYLICIOUS FOR YOU BABE. Question: why didn’t my computer autocorrect or even underline Bootylicious for me? Is that really a word now?

  1. i’m not really digging the whole ass shaking thing!!!!

  2. I love your rants on English. Have you been out of the US for so long you forgot what it’s like here? Huge chunks of our population has funky pronunciation…and that’s the people who were born here. My husbands from a small town in Iowa and says things like “It was bvery hard trying to crost (cross) the crik (creek)” When he’s with his brother and father, I can’t make out a third of what they are saying. The kpop guys sound fine to me. Oh, and by the way, groovy is very hipster here in Oregon. Usually used in THC induced ramblings. Sounded fine to me in Block B’s video. Shheesh language, always evolving. Love ya all’s videos!

    • Lol, they are Canadian, not from the US, but I certainly understand what you mean. Hell, there are so many different permutations of English around the world that it is ridiculous. I live and teach in the Caribbean and today I had to explain to my students the difference in meaning of the English word ‘ ignorant’ and our dialect bastardisation of the word ‘ igrant’. Fun times language, fun times.

      • OMG! I almost wrote at the end …you’re probably from Canada! To tell the truth I tend to just include them in any conversation about North America. Canadians are kind of like cousins whose place in the family tree we can’t quite figure out.

  3. PLEASE REVIEW NEXT WEEK 빅스(VIXX) – [hyde] Official Music Video

  4. It took months for me to get Bootylicious out of my head and now it’s back in. Thanks a lot, Simon…. =_= hehe

  5. I love 2PM but I actually would ike you guys to review LC9’s mama beat, I really like it

  6. Can you guys make a shirt that says A Donkey Tickles Onew’s Yoohoo??? I would sssssoooooo wear it and accept all the weird looks I would get!

  7. Martina, I have to say it ~ I was hypnotised by your eyes in this video >_< usually I'm a fan of no-makup make-up but those lashes are just outstanding~! Anyhow, I wish both of you a great time in Singapore^^

  8. MaMa Beat reminds me of the Taiwanese action-drama ,K.O.One, but in a good way. I love that show. Lol. The song was meh, but the video and overall look of the groups was nice and very BAP-esque. Not completely similar. 2PM’s song is freaking amazing and one of my favorites to date. The I love the classic 2PM stuff, I gotta say that R&B sounds good on them. ^^

  9. 2pm:
    cbahtsawtvoti. and acient demonic curse. BRILLIANT!
    So. Much. Violence.
    The diamonds on the lips. Really, that can’t be comfortable, or nice, or easy to remove, or perfect for daily use. I just. No. :

  10. I actually love 2PM’s song (not a huge fan of their music, I have tried) not feeling LC9’s song or the over the top out to shock for no good reason violence in the MV, and not sold on 9 Muses (again not a fan of the music). Martina you look gorgeous, you need to do a tutorial on the make up!!

  11. Oh! Oh! Washington D.C. had a mayor that smoked crack! Twinsies!

    I know I’m not the only person hearing “booty ya” over and over again with that 2 p.m. song.

  12. Apparently LC9 is suppose to be an acronym for ‘League of Competition #9′ but it’s the name of a pistol…. Why don’t they just say it like that? I like their song, although a tiny bit repetitive for me.

  13. English Major Bartender in the house whoot whoot!!

  14. LC9 was fantastic, I really hope they get the review. These guys are indestructible killing machines that come with their very own Super Saiyan beating the crap out of each other in a fight club. It’s like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon meets the Matrix.

  15. is that a caterpillar on your upper lip?

  16. A.D.T.O.Y. is awesome! I love the vibe it gives off, its so…Omph!!

    Oh and Wild is awesome too! THe song is too catchy for words! It’s so good!!! Ah! I can’t pick!!!

    Martina! Your eye makeup looks GREAT!

  17. I have to admit, I really enjoy the T&A poses at 1:18 in 2pm’s video. That’s now my favorite dance move from any boy band video.

  18. Here’s a question, if you’ve got someone as nice to look at as GaIn guesting on your track, why why why would you not put her in the video?
    Its a disservice to the community.

  19. Hey Simon and Martina I know I’m super late but I just wanted to let you know bootylicious was added to the Oxford American Dictionary a few years ago, hence why spell check let it pass.


    I’m torn between 2PM and 9MUSES. A KPMM on either would be awesome. Being a girl, I’m leaning toward 2PM. Fangurilla and I can bond!

    Have fun in Singapore!

  20. 2PM song is soooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooood not just caz I’m a hottest :D

  21. Simon I think you should lay off the coffee man it’s not healthy.

    Somebody else tell me they here 2PM saying “boning ya boning ya”.

  22. Is it just me, or is KPop getting more and more sexy with their MVs and dance routines. 9Muses – Wild, Rania – all of them, Girl’s Day – Expectation, After School – Flashback.

    And I don’t mean sexy in a bad way but a classy way.

  23. A.D.T.O.Y short for: ALL DAY I THINK OF YOU :)

  24. I LOL’ed at ‘grabbing the bed tightly because it’s going down a steep slope’

  25. For 2PM’s ADTOY, the acronym stands for All Day I Think Of You. I believe that at the end of the song they sing this, with that deep voice in the background. Switching from all day to all night.

  26. That fight coordinator did a GOOOOOOOOOOOD job!

  27. I’m surprised you didn’t mention the fact that THREE OUT OF THE THREE videos this week has English subs. How awesome is that?

  28. “a donkey tickels Onew’s yoohoo” ahahahahahahahahahah!!! oh my gosh i’m crying!!!
    i clicked on this from twitter and was thinking what the hell are you guys on about?? (i was even more curious since it was about a SHINee member!!)
    poor Onew…..not knowing how his ‘yoohoo’ is being talked about!! ahaha!!!

    O_O that LC9 mv………freakin’ creepy!!! yeah i’m not the kind who wants to watch a music video and see someone with an axe in them!!!
    the video made me think of Fight Club! (even though i watched that movie like maybe more than 10 years ago so i don’t actually remember it that well!!!)

  29. yup LC9 did use the same set as warrior.. why not ask mr.Brohoho for further confirmation?? haha

  30. Wait…I don’t understand, Simon & Martina…!
    What about BILASA? How come they’re not on the top 3 with 2pm, 9muses and LC9?
    Someone help..!!

  31. I much prefer ADTOY to CBWYHTS.

    I think LC9 reminds me of BAP in that they aren’t going down teh cutey-boy debut route, but rather the fierce, action route. It’s not a bad thing, and I wouldn’t really call them copycats for it either. I really like the song, and I thought the fight scenes were beautifully choreographed and shot.
    As for the 9muses, I was hoping for a nice combination of sexy and classy in their MV… sadly, it was more sexy than classy, but enjoyable all the same.

    • Hmm I don’t think I’d even thought of BAP watching LC9 if Martina wouldn’t have mentioned BAP. Only resemble to me is scenery where they are fighting… and that’s about it XD

      • I didn’t see the similarities that Martina saw, but I was reminded of BAP because 1) they didn’t debut with a cutesy sort of video and 2) I’ve got BAP on the brain :P lol

        • Well yea they have quite badass image. But I thought I was gonna find more similarities but they don’t sound like BAP at all and they didn’t even have dance XD Closer resemble’d be Block B since they have this more of this gang image when BAP are alien-warrior-bunnies XDD

  32. This is all nice and stuff….but where’s my SHINHWA AHJUSSHIIS!!? ;_; //sobs silently.

  33. I am so glad you guys described LC9’s song as funky. I thought so too. Whoever made that part of the music did a good job and gave it a layer of depth. I loved the video. It shows that Kpop boys/young men are really just decedents of Sayians; and they got to fight each other or else they would destroy whole planets and stuff. If I had to make a Kpop video, I would much rather do a violent fighting one than to have to do a sleazy “sexy” video where it looks like I got all of my dance training from strip clubs and cat houses….ahhem….. 2PM and Muses.

    Simon, i tried really hard to correct my grammer. Not really

  34. Before commenting on the update videos, I want to recommend another video that was released this week but (sadly) isn’t doing this well on the charts.
    Swings ft. Seo In Guk – Would You? http://www.eatyourkimchi.com/kpopcharts/swings-would-you/ The song is cool and the video as well!

    So many numbers in today’s bands’ names…
    2PM: This song is soooo good! Even though there are some parts that I don’t really like, the rest of the song is so awesome that I love it anyway. The video is OK, but the dance makes me giggle and I don’t think that it was their intention.
    LC9: I haven’t listened to this song before and wow, it’s pretty cool, I’m lovin’ the beat! However, I think Gain’s part was completely unnecessary. As for the video, I don’t like it. Not that I don’t like fight scenes in general, I loved Fight Club and I like Epik High’s Breakdown MV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTnly5fZvPw) but this one… nope. Maybe because in both Fight Club and Breakdown there was something more that just pure violence and in MaMa Beat I don’t see anything more? Idk. But I just have to mention one thing: when they spin-kicked different stuff thrown at them, I just couldn’t help but think of Spinzaku ;D And if you don’t know what Spinzaku is, I recommend watching Code Geass.
    9Muses: Ha, I saw your thumbnail for that video and I had the same reaction when I saw that girl in white corset: BOOBS! I like this song. And Simon’s talk about the video was hilarious! Bed going down a steep slope, I can’t XD

    Side note: Martina’s makeup looked pretty impressive!

  35. It means “All. Day. Think. Of. You.” You can put up the captions on the video and the lyrics repeat that over and over, so I’m pretty sure that’s it…Oh lol you just said it right while I was writing this lols.

  36. hmm that mama beat thingy is really nice ….what am i the only one that likes irational violence? and the electro beat it s also very cool

  37. Simon, you such a genius! A Donkey Tckles Onew Yoohoo… Damn, i’m not sure i’ll ever listen to this amazing song the same way, ever again!

  38. A.D.T.O.Y-All Day,Think Of You…When you lisen the song with eng subs (yep,thumb up for them,they have eng subs-HORAY!) it actually make sense…kinda xD
    I RLY like this song btw!And that “Oh,’someones’ hand is touching my butt” dance-KHI2712DGBXSBH!!!!They are doing this for purpose,for shure xD

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