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KpopCharts Update: Fantastic History Joma Ticket

March 11, 2012

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1) Big Bang “Fantastic Baby”

Instead of talking about the video, we’ll talk about something cool that happened yesterday (we don’t want to talk about the video too much because we’re probably gonna review it). Anyhow, we were in the same building as Big Bang yesterday. COOL! They were doing something with Mnet, and we were over in the Mnet building speaking with some people about stuff (which we won’t talk about here, either). OOOH WE’RE SUCH TEASES! Anyhow, they were telling us how security was on extra alert yesterday to prevent the crazies from getting into the rooms Big Bang were in. So, BAM! Simon, Martina, Big, and Bang were all within a 100 feet of each other. Cool story, bro!

2) Exo “History”

I feel bad now after having recorded what we said in this video, because the comment spammers wrote to us to apologize for spamming. Now I feel like a jerk. Aww! But, yes, we do ban people who leave 50 + comments in the same thread in hopes of boosting up the comment count. Hopefully Exo will win next week anyways. We’ve got lots of things we’d like to say about that dance…

3) Nine Muses “Ticket”

Yeah, we’re torn about this song. I like it, Martina doesn’t. And I don’t know why, because we both don’t like Infinite’s “Paradise”, and this sounds like Paradise to us. But it sounds better than Paradise to me. Not Martina, though.

4) C-Real “Joma Joma”

AYO SON! I’m here with my home-dog, C-real, represent mofos! This be S-man and M-tini in the hizzouse!

Sorry for that. Really, sorry. Shouldn’t have gone that far. I’m sure you cringed as you read it. I’m sorry…FOR KEEPING IT REAL! BATOOST 4 LYFE!

Side note here, we just recently passed 100,000 likes on Facebook, and we want to thank all of you for not only putting up with our godawful humor, but liking it on Facebook as well. It’s amazing to us, really, that so many people would like us on Facebook. Like, that number looks huge. Like, professional cool people huge. We’re just amateur dorks. So…yeah. Thank you, everyone!

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  1. I like Big Bang’s music but wouldn’t really consider myself a VIP…for one thing, I haven’t listened to all their music, hehe (and I personally don’t really like Bad Boy; I enjoyed S&M’s music monday vid of it more, haha). 

    I also can totally see your point of view (and others’) that having variety would be better for Kpop Music Mondays. Just wanna comment on your last sentence with: it’s absolutely not possible to “make everyone happy,” and S&M know this. I understand “make everything fair” to you can mean feature other artists. But coming at it from another perspective, isn’t it also fair that S&M use the system they already have in place to make their videos (meaning, votes on their Kpop Charts)? If they changed it up, wouldn’t *that* be unfair? I also think in a way S&M ARE “trying to make everyone happy” and accommodate other music tastes with additional sub-sections like their K-Crunch Indie playlists and Kpopcharts updates, etc. 

    In any case, this is just my opinion :) Ultimately it’s really S&M’s prerogative on what to do :)

    6 years ago
  2. 100 000 likes on facebook, yeah ! you totally deserve it guise, i love you ! big kisses from belgium :*

    6 years ago
  3. This week all really great videos. One thing that bugs me though. Whats with the modified MC Hammer pants trending in the MVs these days? Anyway. I think that C-Real is being all cutsie because none of them look older than 12. I’m guessing anyway.

    Keep up the great work. Give a tummy rub to Viva La Spudgie.

    6 years ago
  4. Weeell, I don’t think anyone can ignore YBs reused place of meditation, or the rather chubby and cuddly looking van looking decidedly brown and rusty instead of sporting a bright pink. It’s a bit like they almost Wanted to play an allusion to 2ne1s “Can’t Nobody”, which is actually a rather fun thought. (But the folks protesting just remind me too much of Orwells (haha) “1984” for it to sit well with me, as much as I like the symbolism I just… Hate “1984”. With a burning passion.) The video is actually well worthy of a good analysis.

    Just can’t get over the fact that I actually like a song that includes the line “boom shakalaka” as delivered by a guy “playing it cool” while sporting science-lab glasses and helplessly looking like Spock lost in the 90’s.

    Also, why can’t these “entertainment companies” just hire an english teacher? Or good old nerds? I’d love to work extra for any of them. Really. Nerds even require minimum wage so I see no problem here 8D

    …. Oh, and… do you guys really read all comments too? :O *sends question off into space*

    6 years ago
    • I feel like it is a Sixth Sense Copy rather than a 1984 vibe.  I keep seeing pieces from so many different videos in Fantastic Baby. Huge Deja Vu… :)

      6 years ago
    •  COMMENT RECEIVED!!! :D We actually read all the comments, but we don’t have time to respond to everyone, but we really really appreciate everyone’s effort to discuss or respond to our posts. *happy dance* Just wish I had more hands and time in the day to chat with everyone!!!

      6 years ago
  5. I understand if you listen to Bob Dylan, Duke Ellington, or Neil Young and you think Big Bang is mediocre, because comparatively they are. But I mean, you listen to KPop, there’s really not that much competition in terms of great sounding music.

    6 years ago
    • I fail to see how you can compare BB to any of those people.  Quite frankly, while I appreciated the sociopolitical messages of Bob Dylan, I NEVER liked his voice and I’ve never liked Neil Young, period.  Duke Ellington was a legend.  BB is only 5 1/2 years old.  Don’t you think it’s a little unreasonable to compare them to the king of jazz?  I think it’s fine for people to dislike BB because we all have different tastes.  And it’s only normal for comparisons to pop up.  But I think it’s only fair that if you’re going to talk about grapes, don’t compare them to wine.  Who knows?  BB is just starting out (grapes) and they may end up as legends someday (wine).  But if you’re going to compare grapes, then by all means, compare them to other grapes, like other contemporary Kpop artists/groups.

      6 years ago
    • Sometimes I wish all the Kpop artists woke up the next day morbidly obese, then we’ll know who really love them for their music.

      6 years ago
      • Lolol! Looks help, but good music takes precedence over good looks. 

        6 years ago
        • Heh. For me, I’m part of it, but usually don’t participate…so that makes me, not really a part of it? Iono. 

          I usually watch a MV, I squee, I boom shakalaka, and then I’m off on my merry way. Some would sit for hours watching it over and over…I don’t have that much time to squander.

          6 years ago
        • no there are def. good parts and bad parts about it all, i don’t know, i recently stumbled upon big bang, and if i get into something, i like to be all knowing, it has been quite a learning experience. i admire people that have been in the kpop scene for so long, i still think you eventually grow out of your fan girl phase.

          6 years ago
        • ikr? I like to search about groups/artists I like, but it’s so annoying when you’re talking to someone, they tell a fact about them and you tell that you didn’t know it, and the person is like “OMG HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT? HOW DO YOU CALL YOURSELF A FAN?” and I’m like “well, I have my life, the artist has their life and I’m sure they won’t be offended if I don’t know ‘everything’ about they, specially because a lot of those informations are not true…”. Just make me want to turn back and leave the person yelling alone.
          And eventually after some years being a fan you’ll stop being crazy trying to read everything you can like 1 minute after it’s been posted :P

          6 years ago
        • So who are you a fan of?

          6 years ago
        • I’m a fan of Big Bang (obviously), 2NE1, Miss A, Brown Eyed Girls, Jay Park, 2PM, Rain, Tablo (and Epik High),TVXQ (as the duo group), JYJ, Leessang, B2ST, Wheesung, John Park, Ailee and a few others I can’t remember at the top of my head.

          What about you?

          6 years ago
  6. Are those really the lyrics? I don’t think the “mama” part is literal, as in his own “mother” if that’s what you think. Mama is a slang word sometimes guys or girls used to address a woman, usually one that is sexy. I think it came from “mama sita” but I’m not sure. Ex: “Hey there sexy mama sita!”

    6 years ago
    • You’re absolutely right.  The often used “mama” IS an Anglicized word for “mamacita” and used towards women they find attractive.

      6 years ago
  7. Every kpop group has their fair share of crazy fans, and VIPs are on the lower end of the spectrum night I add. you should know this best ciari<3TVXQ, so am I going to stop listening to TVXQ because saesangs are going ape shit? No. Your comment gave me second hand embarrassment. Sorry

    6 years ago
  8. I only counted 8 girls during the Nine Muses song xD and yay Big Bang! I’m jealous even though you really didn’t see them. The EXO video was ok. The let’s move our hands in our pockets dance looked odd. And C-Real was ok. 

    6 years ago
    • They’re adding a member soon.

      6 years ago
    • I really wanna know where that room is that C-Real were dancing in. It was in Jay Park’s and Se7en’s video. xDDD

      6 years ago
  9. So, you won’t listen to BB just because VIPs are squeeing over them? That’s sounds silly imo.

    6 years ago
  10. I kno u guys put in a lot of hard work in making these vids 4 us. I just want 2 say thnx, i luv your sense of humor and your vids always put a smile on my face. Congrats 4 all the “likes” on facebook guise! Really liked your interpretative dance lol

    6 years ago
  11. I hope something is mentioned about GD’s dragonball tattoo and the kamehameha dance move XD

    6 years ago
  12. I don’t mean to be mean, but that C-Real song – and video – is just…second-hand embarrassment. They really overdid it with aegyo!

    6 years ago
  13. of coz bigbang..vipss are SO STRONGGGG!! and they are the kingsss :))

    6 years ago
  14. BB are the kings of K-pop! They’re FANTASTIC BABY~ Boom shaka laka!

    6 years ago
  15. LOVE LOVE BIG BANG. LOVED LOVED your Dance, thank you!  This Big Bang video, the only thing I really didn’t like is how the song ended Only because I wanted to keep going! Thank God for replay. Aesthetics of this video were fantastic. Props to everyone! Please take me to the Jeweler That put that Fine ring On Tops Finger.. I Loved all the color to this video and energy to this song. Everything from the clothing, hair, helmets, the fun Pair of Snuffleupagus, The the sweetest little pucker GD had around 1:45 cutest lil ooooo OOOOOO ever! What they do to DaeSung  Brown shoes and blue suit? and what was this the white trash bag under his shinny amour chastity belt..  he still looked hot!  Seriously I really did love the video. Great attention was take to it and it shows ,,

    6 years ago
  16. There is something wrong with BIG BANG’s MV!? WHAT!?

    Oh wait its either bc TOP is not showing is boobies or that senguri is surrounded by cat ladies and says “Momma, just let me be ur lova!”

    Btw, I dont like EXO K, EXO M is more of my style….So im not voting for it. Unless if u beg me Simon, WAHAHAHHA!! Jk :)

    6 years ago
  17. “Table of Contents Song” – LOL. 

    So much going on in Fantastic Baby, and people have already commented on most of it. I’m still a bit curious about TOP’s outfit at 1:20 – 18th century French breeches? I mean, it’s TOP so he still looks good, I’m just a bit confused…..

    6 years ago
  18. I know you guys already put a lot of time and effort in making videos for us, but please, can you make Music Mondays a little more interesting by reviewing the #1 and the #2 song? Would be better for you since you won’t get many complaints XD Everyone would be happy <3

    6 years ago
  19. TaeYang’s armpithair?
    Awful acting by the riot police behind G-Dragon?
    T.O.P’s big, cute and Puss-In-Booths-like eyes?
    TaeYang’s don’t-mess-with-me look?
    The AWSOME-but-kinda-weird (maybe) MV-story?
    DaeSung hidden hotness?
    SeungRi’s weird “Mama, just let me be your lover”-line?
    The story about Seungri and the kittens?
    G-Dragons awsome hair?
    G-Dragons nice, cool, awsome expressions and look?
    T.O.P and the paintings: The story?
    G-Dragon’s IRL dragonball tattoo?
    All the fake tattoos on… TaeYang?
    The rainbow-barf costumes in the end?
    The awkward lipsyncing?
    Where was DaeaSungs throne?
    All the TaeYang awsome HOTNESS!

    (Yes, I’m a VIP- Since 2006. And I think since it has been so long since the last comeback we need all the BB we can get. So I’ma keep voiting. And sorry for my bad english.)

    And Simon, are you sure you’re not a closet VIP?

    6 years ago
    • “TaeYang’s
      don’t-mess-with-me look?” seeing Tae trying to pull off bad boy look make
      me really awkward: D

      6 years ago
    • Simon said before that he loves BIGBANG! It’s just that he appears unenthusiastic to allow people (like Martina) to look really enthusiastic. HAHAHA!

      6 years ago
    • “And Simon, are you sure you’re not a closet VIP?”
      I second this. Simon, just admit it already! xD

      6 years ago
  20. I am a VIP and I totally get your point. ( I actually voted for miss A touch MV)
    But having almost a year without BB makes us go a bit crazy right now. 
    Please dont get annoyed =)

    6 years ago
  21. You would probably say that they used the same set that LOve Song ( when daesung is singing in the blue suit)  and 2ne1’s Ugly ( when Taeyang is wearing that metal arm).
    Also about the overflowing energy TY puts in it compared to TOP’s rapping barely moving his lips.Or maybe how Seungri kept all the chicks to himself…. 

    6 years ago
  22. Lol to me it kinda looks Rowlf and Barkley had a baby.

    6 years ago
  23.  My guess is that some of the complaints might be:
    1. The cheesy(IMO) “boom shakalaka” which is really old.
    2. The random “sexy” cat ladies.
    3. Awkward lip syncing.
    4. The police only had riot shields and no other weapons. I wouldn’t mind seeing a fire hose.
    5. Martina didn’t get to see T.O.P’s boobies.
    6. The strange lion mop things didn’t look like Spudgy.
    7. They can actually dance/jump around without breaking their ankle.

    Btw, did anyone else notice GD’s kamehameha around 3:15?

    6 years ago
    • Excuse me but that strange “lion mop thing” is from a famous Korean fable.  Just like the black hat GD was wearing.  It’s what a Korean king used to wear.  You should be careful about what you assume because it can make you appear culturally ignorant.

      6 years ago
      • I don’t know if you noticed, even though it’s blatantly obvious, number 5 through 7 were in fact a joke.  Perhaps you should be the one to be careful about what you assume. I never said I didn’t like them, and just because I did not know the exact name does not label me as “culturally ignorant”. Nor did I ever mention the hat, which I did know. Maybe instead of attacking me, you could perhaps give me the correct name so I could learn something new?

        6 years ago
        • First, I was talking about the saja nori when I said I didn’t dislike them, not BB. When did I ever insult the “saja nori”? I just described them. Or do you take “strange” as a negative adjective?
          Strange – 1. unusual, extraordinary, or curious; odd; queerUnless you’re saying something unknown/uncommon is bad, which is ignorance in itself. How exactly am I supposed to google when I don’t know the exact name and “strange Korean lion mop thing” is insulting so I shouldn’t google that either? Also, I find it odd you assume everyone should know everything about folklore of Korea. Unfortunately, my city does not teach Korean, nor it’s culture. I watch S&M’s videos to learn and enjoy a culture new to me. According to your logic, you should know everything about every culture before you’re allowed to enjoy anything from that country? Lastly, you may take this as sarcasm and it really isn’t, but I do thank you for telling me the actual name, as I learned something new today.

          6 years ago
    • Dude, don’t tell me you haven’t boom shaka laka-ed since the song came out. xD

      6 years ago
      • http://youtu.be/g7_Up2FB_Fk I love boom shaka laka :D

        6 years ago
      • I do like the song a lot, it’s really catchy. I just have mixed feelings about the “boom shakalaka”. The video gives off a future-like feeling, so I personally find the really old “boom shakalaka” doesn’t quite fit. It’s all a matter of opinion. I can’t hate it though, I think T.O.P is the only one who can really get away with saying that.

        6 years ago
    • Yup, he trully loves dragon Ball z. Maybe thats why he got a tatoo of it.

      6 years ago
  24. There are SO many things that can said about the video for Fantastic Baby, but right now I want to know what they have Daesung chained up to a wall. I’m not complaining because woohooo that is one fine chest, but the others are on thrones and Daesung chained to a wall.

    6 years ago
    • Sweetie, that was my wall he was chained to, FYI. *runs away fast*

      Wow.  Fantastic Baby!

      6 years ago
      •  Lol, well is see that he managed to break free and find himself a nice blue suit. *Runs outside fast to find Daesung.

        6 years ago
  25. i would love to see you do the review for exo
    b/c for the next couple of weeks big bang is always going to win

    6 years ago
  26. Martina, all those security people were placed there because they knew you were coming… LOL. Kidding.

    Anyway, fan reports said Big Bang recorded three songs for M Countdown.  Whee.  That’s for next Thursday!

    6 years ago
  27. i think you might have something to say about GD’s Kanye West style HUUH~ at 1:04 and i really hope you mentione that this time it’s TOP again, who sports the Spudgy style at 2:32 :3
    maybe GD’s lip tattoo at 2:44 might have.. hum… ‘confused’ Simon a little… oh and one thing that confused me was the cars in the back at 3:00, they are like.. total rust, but still smoking… what the hell xD also, the bear/monster/thingys creep me out..  but still, it’s a totally awesome video and the moment i saw GD in that chair with that black make up and the rapunzel hair, i decided that i love this video. BIGBANG FOR LIFE!! ^^

    6 years ago
  28. Since I feel Nine Muses is the “female Infinite” and also believe Ticket is like Paradise… You guys should check out News. Cause, I think that song is like Be Mine.

    6 years ago
  29. Hello there, I was wondering if you guys maybe could review 2 songs for Music Mondays :O I know that making videos takes a lot of time, but it’s kind of boring to have Big Bang 3 weeks in a row. Also, no other fan base of the groups that are currently on charts has a chance against them. 

    I’m not a Big Bang fan, so I’m not sure if it’s true, but aren’t they planing to release an MV for all the songs in their mini-album? Pretty sure that they all would be #1 >_< Is kind of unfair for the people that like watch Music Mondays to learn about K-POP music or learn about different artist from Music Mondays if you guys keep doing Big Bang over and over again. I understand it's not your fault, but it would be nice that you guys would at least try to make everyone happy and make everything fair.

    6 years ago
  30. Don’t feel bad about the spamming comments Simon!  It’s nice that the spammers apologized, but people need to know the consequences of spamming or it will keep happening.  You may want to include some kind of permanent “Spammers will be banned” statement on the kpopchart homepage so that people can’t claim ignorance.

    6 years ago
  31. The live version of Fantastic Baby is more epic with the live note from Dae.  I like the fancams better than the official live one.  

    You don’t like GD’s rapunzel hair or Taeyang’s crazy face while doing yoga? Actually Taeyang I think it’s time to put a shirt on. I actually liked the rapunzel hair LOL 

    TOP’s Hogwarts’ style painting hopping was cool though.  Yes, I like Daesung chained up…Ri’s cat girls and scratches though…

    Eh…EXO has actually won me over but I’m disappointed at the split…I want them to promote as 12 LOL. The scenes with all 12 and the fact they slo-mo the alternate 6 in BOTH videos doesn’t help. It’s all part of SM’s plan to get people to buy both AND promote them down the line as EXO Planet on tour

    6 years ago
    • Agree. OMG, you VIPs who haven’t seen the live performances of Fantastic Baby, Bad Boy, and Blue are totally missing out. You know a band’s awesome when their live versions are better than their studio versions. 

      6 years ago
  32. I loved the new clip it’s sooooooo Daebak gogogoog BIGBANG///

    6 years ago
  33. Is it me or SM really made A LOT of advertising and EXO isn’t that much…?? = 

    (By SM advertisings, I was expecting a lot more than pocket dance and nowhere set!)

    6 years ago
    • Nah, I think so too. EXO sound awesome, but with this MV they’re just like any other boy group out there. I am disappointed too.

      6 years ago
      • Easy mistake considering the number of members in SuJu. I can only recognize Siwon (sp?), but the rest are blurred to me. Not that I care much about them since I’m no fan of SuJu.

        6 years ago
      • well you’ll know who murdered me if I wound up dead tomorrow. Thanks a lot.

        6 years ago
  34. Waw Fantastic baby is just Fantastic, but of course a month of BB & I think that I’m gonna strangle someone. For EXO, well if it sounds like a song, that it looks like an MV how come it is just a (WTF) PROLOGUE? Really 2 prologues, 23 teaser (more or less) SM is really playing with our patience, I gave up, I don’t even want to know about EXO anymore -_-‘. I’ve never been interested in Nine Muse before and I know why, of course the song is really interesting at first… I was surprised to hear a beat of reggaeton in a KPop song but voilà! When they started to sing One way, one way, like a broken record I felt like tearing off my own ears!!! For C-Real I just can’t listen to aegyeo songs, I find them really silly. Thanks for your hard work^^

    6 years ago
  35. The pocket dance is quite….. interesting, and I really wish you could give us your thoughts, because I`m a bit freaked out by mine…..

    6 years ago
  36. “Simon, Martina, Big, and Bang were all within a 100 feet of each other.” LOL you guise are such teases haha

    6 years ago
  37. Is it mama let me your lover. Lol

    6 years ago
  38. hahahahahaha that pocket dance gets me every time!!! at first i thought they were shivering! (which kinda goes cos they look like they’re on some cold planet) but still hahahahaahha!!! too funny!!! but i really like the song!! it has such a fun funky beat to it!!
    Big Bang!! Fantastic Baby was the most fun too watch out of the three!!

    6 years ago
  39. yeah i had to refresh the page; the first time there was an “error” black screen.  after refreshing, tho, it worked.

    6 years ago
  40. all i know is your complaint about Big Bang’s song CANNOT be the incredible resurrection of “BOOM SHAKA LAKA” !!!!  way too awesome.

    6 years ago