1) Big Bang “Fantastic Baby”

Instead of talking about the video, we’ll talk about something cool that happened yesterday (we don’t want to talk about the video too much because we’re probably gonna review it). Anyhow, we were in the same building as Big Bang yesterday. COOL! They were doing something with Mnet, and we were over in the Mnet building speaking with some people about stuff (which we won’t talk about here, either). OOOH WE’RE SUCH TEASES! Anyhow, they were telling us how security was on extra alert yesterday to prevent the crazies from getting into the rooms Big Bang were in. So, BAM! Simon, Martina, Big, and Bang were all within a 100 feet of each other. Cool story, bro!

2) Exo “History”

I feel bad now after having recorded what we said in this video, because the comment spammers wrote to us to apologize for spamming. Now I feel like a jerk. Aww! But, yes, we do ban people who leave 50 + comments in the same thread in hopes of boosting up the comment count. Hopefully Exo will win next week anyways. We’ve got lots of things we’d like to say about that dance…

3) Nine Muses “Ticket”

Yeah, we’re torn about this song. I like it, Martina doesn’t. And I don’t know why, because we both don’t like Infinite’s “Paradise”, and this sounds like Paradise to us. But it sounds better than Paradise to me. Not Martina, though.

4) C-Real “Joma Joma”

AYO SON! I’m here with my home-dog, C-real, represent mofos! This be S-man and M-tini in the hizzouse!

Sorry for that. Really, sorry. Shouldn’t have gone that far. I’m sure you cringed as you read it. I’m sorry…FOR KEEPING IT REAL! BATOOST 4 LYFE!

Side note here, we just recently passed 100,000 likes on Facebook, and we want to thank all of you for not only putting up with our godawful humor, but liking it on Facebook as well. It’s amazing to us, really, that so many people would like us on Facebook. Like, that number looks huge. Like, professional cool people huge. We’re just amateur dorks. So…yeah. Thank you, everyone!

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