We go to Lotte World this week for our WANK and have a buttload of fun! Wahooo!

Gosh! We haven’t been to Lotte World in a looooong time! Probably…two years or so, we think. We don’t go to amusement parks that often. We did a video when we went to Everland a long time ago, but we never did one for Lotte World. TODAY IS THAT DAY!

Lotte World is cool in that it’s both an indoor and outdoor amusement park. The major roller coasters and attractions are outside. But, if it rains, then you can go inside. Your day won’t be completely ruined! It rained on us yesterday – not too hard, but still enough to make you uncomfortable – so after our last ride on the Gyroscoping Scream Machine of Monster Doom (that’s what it should be called) we spent the rest of our time indoors.

There were a bunch of rides and things we couldn’t show you in Lotte World. We just didn’t have time enough to get to everything. There is one thing, though, that we wish we figured out beforehand: there’s something called “Magic Pass.” I think – supposedly – you can buy individual tickets for individual rides. You don’t necessarily have to do that, because you can buy a pass like we did that will get you access to all the rides in Lotte World, but this Magic Pass does the glorious, glorious feat of letting you skip the line. HELLS YEAH! I’d totally pay more money to skip the line! Well, I’m not sure how much it cost. I could be wrong about it as well. When we went to the info booth to ask about it, they said that it’s only until 6PM, which we had already passed. Next time we go, we’ll try these out. For…science of course! Not for our own selfish, lazy reasons!

Lotte World Pro Tip: going mid-week is AWESOME! Last time we went was on a Saturday, and we waited in line for TWO HOURS for some rides. TWO HOURS. This time, the lines were smaller. We still waited, like, 30-45 minutes to get on the rides, but it’s better than two hours! Another tip: don’t go to that 3D Haunted land. IT SUCKS MONKEY BALLS. We went last time. We waited in line for over an hour for it. And what was in it? A really crappy 3D movie in really crappy seats. The movie was about a kitty going through a haunted house, except the animation looked like it was made in 2002. Nowadays, 3D is a lot better than that. Save your time! Don’t go there. Last pro tip: if you’re above 190 cm like I am, and they try to measure you up: DON’T STAND UP STRAIGHT OBVIOUSLY! Spread your feet a bit, stick out your groin (not in a sexy Kpop way, of course. There is a time and a place for that, and this isn’t it), scrunch in your neck. Those few centimetres will get you on that ride, like it did for me. YAY! (Little did I know that I could get my feet and head chopped off on these rides. Oh well!)

Another thing we wanted to mention: you might notice how the camera quality isn’t too…crisp. We tried something different for this week’s WANK. Remember last week when we went for Patbingsu? We brought out most of our gear for that. Anyhow, the coffee shop actually has its own blog, and took pictures of us filming our FAPFAP there. We’ve got our DSLR, our different lenses, battery pack, Zoom H4N, Tripod, and two Wireless lav mics. NOT FUN TO CARRY AROUND! That’s kind of a pain in the butt for us when we want to go places, because we always gotta worry about how we’re gonna bring everything with us. So, for this week, we knew we wouldn’t be able to get on the rides with our big gear, so we tried to just shoot on the iPhone. We brought our wireless mics as well, to try to get some decent sound quality, but we left the big guns at home. Hopefully it’s not too noticeably awful!

Anyhow, we’ve got a couple of bloopers this week. Not too many. We were set on doing a whack-a-mole challenge, and started doing the whack a mole, but then it turns out that the machine wasn’t counting our score at all. LAME!


  1. no challenge!!!? 0-0
    guess you must have been really tired

  2. Martina wins most definitely! Btw, I had to stop watching during the Teacups…flash back to horrible fair experience (bluh).


  4. why am i reading so much jaejoong?what is it all about please cassiesssssss help me

  5. Of course it’s Jaejoong!

  6. LOL. Love all the photo bombing 

  7. Jaejoong, most definitely!

  8. I vote for the Titaese :D

  9. Want Hot Dogs?

    When my husband and I visited Seoul to see his parents for Christmas/New Years 2011/2012 we actually found an AMAZING hot dog place right around the corner from their place. He still dreams about it even though we are back in Texas. It’s a little coffee shop called ‘Reborn Coffee + Hot Dog’. It’s over next to Chandeokgung Palace on Chandeokgung 1-gil / Bukchon-ro 4 gil. Try it out it is awesome, his dad went a few weeks back so it is still there.

    Jen & Tex.
    Attached is an image to help find it.

  10. Sorry Martina.. But I vote for TATISEO~ :DD I still love Jaejoong~ I LOVE YOU EATYOURKIMCHI~ <333 Saranghae 

  11. Isn’t 자이로스윙 basically Psyclone from Canada’s Wonderland?

  12. TaeTiSeo!!! <3 <3 <3

    The video was good. Remember the Running Man they filmed here? I'm glad you guys got to go have some Disney-style fun in Korea.

  13. I’ll visit Seoul soon. Hopefully, I’d be able to include Lotte World in my itinerary. 

  14. TTS :because I don’t know who Jaejoon is. Sorry Martina, still love ya tho. :)

  15. You guys should do a WANK or FAPFAP at a Pojangmacha. I always see those “tented restaurants” in dramas and I’m really curious about it. The people there always get drunk, BUT DON’T GET DRUNK NOW. This is for educational sake.

  16. I will always roll down my sexy window for Jaejoong! Sorry Simon, but no TiTaeS for me! >.>

  17. JAEJOONG!!  Martina should do the Music Monday thing where she holds up both of two KPOP with her hands… and then she COULD CRUSH SIMON’S CHOICE (…of…the three girls from Girls Generation.. SEE, I already forgot Simon’s choice) because they really didn’t even stand a chance. *cue Martina’s evil evil laugh!!*  MUAAHHHAHA!! AHAHAH!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *hack hack hack cough cough* :D

  18. Could you guys go to a water park for your next WANK? THAT’D BE AWESOME.

  19. Also did you know that you are on WIKIPEDIA? Yay!! Congrats to you!!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eatyourkimchi

  20. JAEJOONG JAEJOONG JAEJOONG JAEJOONG AND JAEJOONG XD Sorry Simon but you just had no chance XD Martina is way too smart for you XD

  21. jaejoong :D sorry taetiseo’s to girly for me but i like the music.

  22. I pressed play and couldn’t hear anything :( – then i realized i didn’t have my earphones plugged into the computer :/

    Anyway, do you guys have any plans going to visit traditional parts of Koreaaa like the palaces?  I really liked going to Gyeong Buk palace – so cool!

  23. JAEJOONG for the worldddd!! I was ecstatic when I saw you guys went to LW, coz I remember JJ shoot Protect the Boss there. Then, Martina Shows JAEJOONG card, and I’m like “kyaaaaaaaaaa~~”
    Sorry Simon, u’re going downnn~ Mwahahahaha~ *evil laugh*

  24. OMG,, when did you go Lotte World?!!! I went there on August 4th..!
    I think you guys have a nice time in Lotte World and I hope that you can use magic pass latte~

  25. Simon, It’s Jaejoong. Your argument is invalid.
    DBSK/JYJ’s Kim JaeJoong hands down!

  26. deffinetely JaeJoong, esp since (at least from my opinion) it is very hard to found JYJ related stuff while Taetiseo is everywhere (is that a cd you holding Simon?)
    and yes, Jaejoong with Protect The Boss in Lotte World even make it more a winner =D
    sorry simon =)

  27. Everland is much MUCH better! try going there!

  28. Sorry Simon but it’s Jaejoong for me as well.


  30. TTS all the way!

  31. JaeJoong ^^

  32. kpop shoes lol.
    when you started to dance eatyourkimchi style omg i just burst out laughing :’)

  33. Seriously??? Simon, come on…do you really think ANYONE is going to beat JYJ, especially since Dr. Jin just ended??? Their fans are scary loyal…it’s like you haven’t been in Korea for the past several years or something?!?!?! And while I am not a die hard JYJ acolyte I hafta vote for Kim Jaejoong as well.

  34. PunkyPrincess92

    yeah!!! SHINee dances are awesome!!!
    i really wanna go there!!! especially after seeing it on Running Man!!! but even more now that i got to see you guys having fun there and seeing more of the place!!
    gyro fantastic elastic!!!!!!!! (that’s right, i WILL spazz over every SHINee related comment)
    that gyro swing….i hate that ride!!
    the gyro drop, i can handle that!! ‘cept the one i went on didn’t spin!
    oh my gosh Martina!!!! i was gonna say that whole Protect the Boss thing!!!
    honestly i can’t choose between them!!

  35. When I saw where you were going all I could think about was Full House and wouldn’t you know, but it seem Rain even showed up too.

  36. that place is a MAZE inside! Love it though :D

  37. last time i went on atlantis in lotte world, my back went sore…

  38. jaejooooooong

  39. i dont see the voting poll in fb..so im voting here..
    JAEJOONG!!!!!! :DDD
    and amusement park!!! i laikeeeeeeeeeee <3 you make me wanna fly there right naoooo

  40. Sorry Simon. but definitely Jaejoong. :P
    hehe thanks for choosing Jae Martina!! really happy! :D

  41. kawaii_candie

    i dunno if it’s the same but in Tokyo Disney, you can get a “fast pass” and you don’t even have to pay extra. at the entrance of each right they have these fast pass machines and you just have to put your ticket in, and then it gives you this receipt with a time slot on it (example from 4 to 5 pm) and then you can go and do other rides, and return to that ride in that time slot and you can skip most of the line. it’s probably a similar system.

    but anyhoo… Lotte world looks cool ^^ it’s a lot bigger than i expected and the rides look fun. Martina totally wins, Simon. you may have 2 extra members, but she’s got one DBSK… that trumps everything else. lol.

  42. lol u guise should have rode the comet express at the magic island and the french revolution inside the main building/hall. those were the most interesting and scariest rides after the atlantis and the gyro rides!!!!!! other than that, EVERLAND is by far the BEST amusement park EVER!!!!!! btw im goin for TITAES for this one lol since SIMON totally convinced me in the blooper with his erotic  joke similar to that of the “white residue” joke on the last week’s fapfap haha

  43. lol u guise should have rode the comet express at the magic island and french revolution inside the main building/hall. those were the most fun and scariest rides after atlantis and the gyro rides!!!!!!  other than that, EVERLAND by far the BEST amusement park EVER!!!!!!   btw im goin for TITAES for this one lol SIMON totally convinced me in the blooper with his joke similar to that of the  “white residue” joke on the last week’s fapfap haha

  44.  Jaejoong!!!!!

  45. thatssumgoodcurry


  46. hope this helps.. but i read somewhere abt the Magic pass aka Fast Pass

    That “Magic Pass” is a good tool for you who can manage your time well. So you come to a ride which has “Magic Pass” machine (usually the ride is popular one). There will be a time for using the Magic Pass. For example, you come to a ride at 3.30PM. If you take the Magic Pass ticket, you can ride it maybe at 4.30-5.00. So after you take the Magic Pass ticket, you can go around or play other stuff first and come back later. 


  47. I’m voting for TTS because I feel sorry for Simon having to go against Jaejoong.

  48. Sorry Simon. Hero Jaejoong all the way!

  49. Sorry Simon, but I’m going to have to vote for jaejoong. ^_^;;

  50. Jaejoong! Always keep the faith! :D

  51. KATHyphenTUN

    Don’t worry about the quality of film! it was just awesome to see!! I can’t wait to see it in person next!! and Sorry Simon but I’m going to have to go with Jaejoong, but that was a tough battle!

  52. 3 girls can’t beat the ever so smexy JAEJOONG!!♥

  53. jaejoong. hands down… sorry simon

  54. Sorry Simon but Jaejoong pawns every other idol *outside of the other members of JYJ

  55. Jaejoong! 

    Btw, the iphone camera is good. I think it’s best bc u dont have to worry about getting kicked out of places and carrying that big camera with u. 

  56. Is a vote even necessary? Jaejoong > TTS
    I’m adding my vote to the mass of Jaejoong fans :P

  57. Jaejoong! (: 

  58. JAEJOONGG! And it’s not just one guy lol it’s JAEJOONG! The ultimate flower boy… Ooo so dreamy

  59. BTW, ever though of doing a ‘rub my bananas, eeentoxciation’ t-shirt?

    Oh, and if somebody links this page on one of the fansites, get ready for a flood of JYJ fangirls voting. Although, c’mon, we all know he’s gonna win anyway. XD

  61.  Oh, and I’m gonna vote for Jaejoong twice. Just because he’s that awesome.

  62. JAEJOONG~!! <3 hehe, sorry Simon

  63. JAEJOONG…..of course.

    And I don’t know what a magic pass is, but at the Disney resorts they have something called a fast pass where you go to a automated stand near the ride and take a ticket for the ride – on that ticket is a time – so you go do whatever you want and when your time comes you head back to the ride and go right to the front of the line.

  64. I went to Canada’s Wonderland yesterday (Wednesday) and you’d think it wouldnt be busy, but it was worse than the saturday i went a couple of weeks ago <_< FUUUUU 

    They also have the fastpass now to skip the lines, but they are $45!! and since so many people get them, you still have to wait 

  65. Jaejoong wins! Wow, South Korea has some professional Photo bombers, huh?

  66. thisisjustforfunval

    Jaejong’s titties all way! 

  67. last time i went on atlantis, my back was sore ㅠㅠ

  68. How sad is it that I know what both Lotte World and Everland look like cuz of Running Man? :P 
    And I’m with the mass of Jaejoong votes~ sorry simon

  69. Ooooooh what a boring job you guys have! You need to go to amusement parks and other fun places ㅜㅜ

    Btw, in the amusement park here in São Paulo/Brazil I’ve already spent 4 hours and half to go to a rollercoaster :/ And I even HATE rollercoasters :/ (what don’t we do for others, right? hahaha) The price is about the same, I thought it would be cheaper in Korea :O
    And I vote for Jaejoong! 8D /o/

  70. WOW!!! the prices are cheaper, compared to Sixflags and Disney Land! :O I just went to Sixflags and dropped bout 80 buck on 1 ticket….. Disney land was bout the same…. I want to go to Lotte World and EverLand! :D

  71. I’ve never seen the Everland video :O Wow really gotta polish up on your old archives huh. I thought I’d seen all of them, I guess not :p So that’s where you took that legendary couple photo (which was your profile pic for like everything) :D

    I found it strange and funny how different your voices were in the old vs new vlogs. Looking different is expected, but….you’ve changed your voices? I get the whole higher-pitched-voice-when-you’re-excited phenomenon, but can I just say, I have a great attraction to deep, low voices *cough*TOPBYG*cough*, so even if you don’t put on a funny squeaky voice, I still really love it ;)

    As for the camera quality, I don’t mind phone cameras, I loved the good ol’ vloggity look (I mean people loved your videos even back then, right?). But how come the Everland video seemed better quality, and you even could take it on the roller coaster? :O

  72. Amyaco

    don’t think i didn’t catch that Emperor’s New Groove reference. ;) i LOVE that movie!

  73. Sorry Simon, gotta go with Jaejoong.  So totally appropriate!  Not that I’m biased or…oh wait.  Yep! Biased.

  74. I have it on playlist mode or whatever, either way it also played the bloopers and the old video where Simon was trying to sound like a giraffe. Just so you guys know, giraffes don’t have vocal chords. They don’t/can’t make a noise.

  75. Wank and FapFap are my favourite segments. I actually look forward to coming home and watching them after work. I love you guys, especially Simon because he is so beautiful and his make up is always so perfect. HE IS SUCH A FLAWLESS NAMJA. When I grow up I want to be just like Simon even though I’m 25 and a girl…. >_>

    Oh yeah…I vote Jaejoong because….well…Jaejoong 

    • HEAR THAT SIMON??!!! Someone said you’re beautiful and your make up is perfect!!! A FLAWLESS NAMJA!!!
      lol now you can’t complain that Martina is the only one who gets the compliments :p

  76. About the magic pass, even if it’s not 6pm yet, if the tickets for the ride ran out you can’t get a magic pass. and there’s only one chance of magic pass for each ride, so you have to be in time that the ticket indicates for riding the ride. Plus, if you bought the special pass, you don’t have to pay extra for the magic pass!!

  77. OMG i like the OLD wank soooooo much better!!! Everything about it! The photography, the editing, the sound arrangement, the sparsity of words, the positive attitude, the way it’s planned out, etc…

  78. About the magic pass, even though it is not 6pm yet, if the tickets for a certain ride run out you can’t get a magic pass for that ride. and if you bought spacial pass, you don’t have to pay extra for the magic pass!!

  79. JAEJOONG ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIMON, YOU ARE FINISHEDDD!!!! 

  80. One of the places that I’m planning to travel …. plus its the place that they used for stairway to heaven @_@ must visit!!!!

  81. Jaejoong of course!!!

  82. Jaejoong

    Did I hear cicadas in the background???

  83. Imma go for Jaejoong. The fact that you talked about Protect the Boss made me so happy. :3

  84. I missed the chance to go here T^T

    I am not sure how voting works, but I scrolled down a bit and saw a lot of people voting for their idol.
    I would like to join the mass of JAEJOONG voters~~

  85. A vote for TTS

    Tiffany & friends are going Checkmate jaejoong.

    p.s. Fun to watch the old video.
    p.p.s can’t google translate the coffee shop’s blog and I’m almost as disappointed as Martina was after seeing that her whack-a-mole score was goose eggs.

  86. jaejoong

  87. jaejoong


  89. A little more about magic passes. They are not special tickets you buy, but it’s basically a reservation system for the ten most popular rides in the park during the peak hours. You go to a magic pass kiosk, insert your ticket, and it spits out a “magic pass” that has your reserved time slot to enjoy the ride. I think you can only have one magic pass at a time though, i.e. you can only reserve time for one ride at a time. Although this means that you can’t get a series of reservations once and skip lines all over the park (which would be absolutely awesome), you can at least avoid mindlessly standing in line and instead do something else while you wait. I hear Everland has similar thing called quick passes.

  90. did you guys meet the lotte world mascots? ( if they were there) Like disneyland you can find mickey and minnie goofy and so on. The mascots are named Lotte and Lori i think.. Epic Fail if i misnamed them. sorry guys if i did …….

  91. i love this! it feels like one of your older videos :)… those good ol’ days filled with nostalgia :)

  92. Jaejoong! :D

    Did you know that famous korean drama Stairway to heaven was filmed in Lotte? The main character is the owner of the whole place!

  93. Jaejoong must win!!! Jaejoong! Jaejoong! Jaejoong!

  94. JaeJae~~!! :D

  95. I definitely vote for Jaejoong of JYJ! I mean C’MON, he’s awesome! and so hot -0-

  96. Wow that’s super cool!!! I really want to move to korea :c or at least visit! All I’m getting this summer vacation is going to Plaza Sesamo & Bioparque Estrella in Monterrey T-T oh well anything is fine, as long as I do something Vacation-like lol

  97. Jaejoong of course! :3

  98. The video quality is ok :) (=^・ェ・^=)

  99. JAEJOONG of course !! <3 

  100. You should come to England and go to Alton Towers! IT WILL BE THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE!  haha.  Although you think 40 minutes is bad! I waited to 2 hours to go on Rita Queen of Speed. I ramble….. Oh yeah loved LOTTE World. Now come to England Alton Towers!  

  101. Your videos keep giving me the motivation to study for my exams, do well and go to Korea :]

  102. Omg…when u guise come back to Canada, do a WANK in wonderland!!!
    Then compare the two ^^
    That would be so awesome.

  103. for the food you guys could go to the like korean dining below when i go to lotte world me and my friends always eat there

  104. OMG i could not stop laughing at the part where Simon photobombs the lady in the bloopers. I can only imagine their reaction when they get home to see giant simon in their picture. 

  105. You guys didn’t even show the ice rink indoor. 

  106. Magic Pass… I’ll remember that! Just like getting to the top of Empire State building…

  107. Here in Ohio there is an amusement park called ‘King Island’ and they have two rides exactly like the Gyro drop and the gyro swing.  

  108. Looks so much fun! Only place close to a theme park where I live is LaRonde, and after being there a couple times, it gets repetitive. :P

  109. and my vote goes to TTS XD

  110. I wonder how you would’ve done a challenge here.. Loser goes through haunted house? Lol.
    Btw.. How was the chicken salad?

  111. There is a massive skyscraper that Lotte is building just across the street. It is the Lotte Super Tower it’s going to be about 555 meters high. Expected to be completed in a couple of years. Maybe another WANK is in order when it is finished. 

  112. JJ!!!!!! 8D

  113. Martina’s right, the idol would definitively be Jaejoong *_* Sorry Simon :P

  114. how much the tickets cost? i didn’t hear you guys mentioning and if you guys did i’m sorry>_<* and JAEJOONG! PLEASE BE MY BIAS THE WINNER! HAHAHA

  115. You don’t have to pay for the magic passes. You just need to go get them and use them within the stated time on the passes to cut the queues. awesome stuff if you can make it in time! :D

    • irritablevowel

      Oh that’s like the fast pass at Disney!  It basically gives you an ride appointment right?  Totally worth it for the rides with super long waits.  Does require some strategizing though.   

  116. Awesome! I’d love to go…….amusement parks are so much fun! Just hate the lines! Funny that Simon was too tall!

  117. I would love to go there~~!!! One episode of Running Man and Protect the Boss were filmed there :D 
    Oh, I envy you :I

  118. the gyrodrop looks scary as hell. I’ve never been to a big amusement park, so I’m really impressed by this one, it looks super fun! And, JAEJOONG! Do you know if there’s a day when it’s not so full?

  119. I love it!!! hahaha
    it looks reallly hot there
    apperently Ulsan is way cooler than Seoul :P
    I miss going to lotte world and everland and all that :(

  120. You guys should hire a camera man :) 

  121. now I really want to go to korea!! if I could meet you guys there, it would be even better!!

  122. Ive been there :D:D:D

  123. ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ PLEASE DO NEXT WANK IN GANGNAM!! 

  124. awesome!!! hope you both had fun ^^  thanks for the video (:

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