September 19, 2015
OH MAN I WISH I HAD THIS EARLIER! We’ve been on so many airplanes this year, and we’ve had so much trouble sleeping. We cannot sleep on airplanes EVER! We’ve even been on one of those fully recline seats where you can lay down, and we still couldn’t sleep. Martina has her pink piggy, so at least she’s comfortable snuggling something during the flight, but for me I’VE GOT NOTHING! Those tiny pillows the airplanes give you that aren’t really pillows because they’re roughly the size of a pair of folded socks. Stop lying to us, airlines! Those ain’t pillows! They suck! Oh god I’m so jealous of people that can sleep on flights. When I walk up and down the aisles and I see people totally knocked out for the whole flight I want to poke them in their mouths and run away.
Oh god I ranted for a bit too long. Ahem. The point of my rant was to talk about this pillow, which I will now be bringing on flights with us. Martina has her pillow, I have my Ostrich. She named her’s Kogi, and I’m gonna name mine FAALALALLLAAALGARA! You can only pronounce his name as a whisper by the way.
How well will this work on a flight? Not sure, but I’ll find out next week! Yep, we’re flying out again. To Osaka this time! It’s our friend’s birthday while we’re there. He’s the same one you saw in our What is Kobe Beef video. See you in a bit, Zach, with my new pillow, FAALALALLLAAALGARA!
You know, when I first saw this product advertised a long time ago I thought it was a joke. It looks ridiculous. I’ll admit that. But what it lacks in style it makes up for in comfort. Would you be willing to look a little goofy for a great pillow? I’m confident enough in myself to say yes. If people think I’m weird I don’t care. I’m already married! My time to impress people is over. Now it’s just cruise control from here on out. HA! No that’s not true. I still try to look half-decent. That’s important. Just…this pillow…is also important.
Anyhow, if you’re ready to unlock your sexy potential and pick up one of these Ostrich Pillows, you can get them on Gmarket here! Booyakasha! Enjoy your perfect airplane sleep from here on out. Your welcome :D