Alright! Last Star King post ever! Turns out that Star King won’t let us upload the video to our channel and they’ve decided to upload it to their own channel. So be it! We can at least embed the video here to show it! We can’t upload it to our own channel because SBS will take it down. We can’t put the subs up for this, either, because we don’t have access to their channel to upload the subs, and even if we did, we don’t know enough Korean to be able to translate it. Really sorry!

Anyhow, you’ll see that the video is a lot shorter than the clips we included with Super Junior and f(x). Basically, the premise of our segment was that we would come on stage with the Mission Impossible theme, be amazed that we saw all the kpop idols, and then we’d kidnap them and sell them to Kpop fans overseas. That’s why we say “Chabawa”; supposedly that means “kidnap them”? Anyhow, these sales of Kpop idols overseas would, in turn, make us rich. What they say afterwards, we don’t know. We think Shindong is scared to go and people laugh about it. That’s our guess.

Funny story about that Mission Impossible scene: they opened the doors before we actually got on stage. Smoke erupted, the theme song played, and we were still running to get on stage. That made us laugh. Second time the doors opened we were there and ready. Huzzah!

Afterwards, they talk about our videos and our site a bit and what we do. Interestingly, it doesn’t seem like they mention our site name or YouTube channel anywhere. It’s like “hey guise! These people make a cool site! Good luck finding it!” Are we wrong here? Our Korean isn’t good enough to know what’s going on – which would explain the confused looks on our faces. Ha! Also – someone told us this after watching the show, so we’re not sure if it’s true or not – but supposedly they said that we’re rich from our site now? Or something like that? We don’t know about that. We know we’re not rich, though! We wouldn’t be eating as much ramyeon if we were! Or maybe rich people eat ramyeon also? Don’t think so…

We were supposed to discuss our international viewers, what artists they seem to respond to the most, who they’d like to see overseas, and what countries have the biggest kpop fans (according to our site, that is). Then SM Entertainment, represented by f(x) and Super Junior, were going to send a message to their international fans and thank them for their support, which is why in our Super Junior clip you heard them speak in many different languages (including Polish – WOOT WOOT!).

We’re just really surprised at how short our segment was. As you saw, we had a lot of extra footage, and there was even more that we didn’t include. Guess that’s just how TV works! Also, another thing that makes us laugh, I think they call us the Daebak Pubu (or the cool married couple). Is that right? We saw that as the tag for their YouTube video, as well as in the video itself, we think. Cool! We’re known as the cool married couple!

Simon and Super Junior

Simon scares Super Junior

And, for the record, because everyone seems to be confused as to our height, Simon’s 6’4 and Martina’s 5’7 and a half. Yes, we’re big. In fact, it’s the first thing people say to Simon when we meet. “Oh! You’re so tall!” We don’t seem that tall in our videos because – as some of you might remember from our Arirang TV episode – Simon squats for most of the video so he can fit in the frame.
Looks like Super Junior didn’t see that episode, and were also surprised at how massive Simon really is. Really felt like saying “YER A WIZARD HARRY!” or “YOUUUUU SHALL NOT PASSSSSS” most of the time, but decided not to. Ha!

Anyhow, if you’re worried by us posting this on Monday, and think that we won’t post Music Mondays, don’t worry. We’re editing it now. We just had to post this video with Star King while it was still fresh :D

  1. yoona is the best of snsd!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. I like Marina and Simom. you guise are so funny. Don’t be upset if StarKing undervalue your channel like that

  3. Oh my god they picked like… the most embarrassing videos… XD

  4. Hahaha, actually they were laughing at Shindong because since he saw that he was going to be sent to Norway, he said, “I’m sorry, but I don’t even know where Norway is!”

  5. This is amazing i love that you picked Amber she is my fav. and she is probably the only one on the stage that understood everyone haha. since she can speak english and korean.

  6. don’t u have any vid with infinite? 

  7. Don’t know if somebody already ask that…..but do they sell DVD of variety shows with eng sub??! I really wanna see some of the episodes of Star King and Star Golden Bell but can’t find any subs…so I wanted to ask if they sell  that, cause I would buy out the store o.o

  8. i dont understand it!!!!! i need to work on my korean

  9. Oh Holy Macarony! NORWAY???? Why? I don’t even…Is it really that many Norwegians watching your show? If that’s so. THAT*S SO AWSOME! (Everyone in the room: Norway, where’s that?)
    Even though I couldn’t understand anything. T_T SJ is SO SHORT! I know that Simon is tall, but Martina is like average hight in Norway and still they’re like one head shorter than her. ^^

  10. It says ‘대박 부부’, bubu is couple, and debak, you know what it means. :)

  11. WOW! i wish i was on this show!!!

  12. I saw this really really late but: omg yes Norway!

    and what shindong: you don’t know where Norway is? T_T …siiigh

  13. what was that thing that simon said, it sounded like “handong dunong” or something :/ and the koreans obviously got it. what was the joke?

  14. If I had the confidence: “So, Amber….What did they just say?”
    But you guys are so lucky! I just started to get more into your vids and such(My best friend showed me some of your videos this weekend and I used to watch you guys a lot…I don’t quite know why I ever stopped…). I feel so jealous of you guys! Get/got to meet so many K-pop idols! :O

  15. you guys didn’t show us your dance part

  16. that pic of simon scaring super junior is the MOST EPIC pic out of that day’s episode!

  17. Ahhhhhhh! Wow! You guys are seriously livin’ the dream. You two are the same age and height as my husband and myself, you were English teachers in Korea like we were, you have the same camaraderie and sense of humor that we do… and you’re sharing the stage with KPop groups the likes of f(x)! I’m sure you’re stoked, but I just wanted to let you know how stoked I am for you!!

  18. UHm little note uhm shindong is not netherland it’s norway… (just realized it!) 

  19. Eunhyuk AND Amber! You guys have taste. XDDD

  20. haha you guys are funny. i really like that picture of you Simon next to Super Junior with the words “HOLY SHIT”. made me had a good laugh

  21. LOL U guys were funny!! Now even the kpop stars have got to know about ur hit Youtube show!! Congrats!!

  22. martina i love your “dara” hair!

  23. XD They look soooooooo frightened !

    I couldn’t help laughing. I also love the picture where the Suju look like there are scared of Simon. =p Now I wondered how they felt to sing to in Paris where 80% of the audience is taller (and waaaay taller than they are).Guess it must be quite impressive (particularly with all the shrieking fangirls. T.T Poor guys).Amber is really cool as well ! *o*Thank you for selling Eunyuk to France. We’ll gladly accept the offer ! =p

  24. thank you for taking amber!!!!!!

  25. I love this site, and it’s pretty much amazing! My love for K-pop is growing daily, Simon and Martina- you guys are legit :)!

  26. Epic face at 25 seconds? Check!

  27. you guys are amazing, i plan on going to korea when i’m older and u guys inspire me more. love you guys. :-)

  28. you guys are so freaking awesome!!!!!
    they should like hire you!!!

  29. Man that was short! Or maybe they only showed a portion of the show on youtube.
    But that was great! I wished they’d shown some better clips though! Manly sweeping! XD

  30. I think I heard simon say “Netherlands” as he hung the Norway card over Shindong’s neck. LOL

  31. oh my =P so it’s true that k idols lie about their height ^^ Leeteuk is supposed to be taller than Martina =) hahaha

  32. LOLOLOL at the photo~ suju is so SHORT~ >:D soo cute ;D

  33. i m korean highschoolstudent
    i think starking isn’t  so good reputation(like setting sun) in korea 
    so don’t worry about a little distortion 

  34. Do you guys happen to know which Star King episode it is? Tat way I at least can hunt it down, someone has more than likely got it up by now!

  35. lol That means their kinda shorter than me cuz I’m 5’8 and I’m only 14. I wish they had english subs my korean isn’t that good either I can kinda read Hanguel and say lots a words though . oh and Awesome job it was really funny. (^_^)

  36. LeeTeuk saying ‘DzieÅ„ Dobry Poland’ totally made my day~! Simon thaank
    you for suggesting that to him :D I’m from Poland and when I was told by
    my friend about a video with him saying hi in Polish I was like ‘what,
    how did it happen, have to see it now’. That’s how I came across
    your blog and youtube videos. And I’m very glad I did, cause I really
    enjoy your videos.

    I love that you ‘kidnapped’ Amber, she’s my favourite Kpop girl ever :D

    Simon and Martina, Hwaiting~! (:

    btw, I love your haircut Martina

  37. Umm, don’t feel bad about the show didn’t mention your site’s name and stuff. 
    As far as I know, major Korean broadcast channels never directly advertise the stores, businesses and etc in their variety show. I don’t really know the reason, but guess that’s against the law.. ?!They invite guests and visit stores to shoot their show, and generally it is also considered to be the indirect advertisement to those businesses that offer their time and/or place. For example, when you see one of those korean entertainment shows that shoot each episodes at different locations – restaurants, book stores, museums, parks and etc,., they introduce the place for sure in many ways, sometimes very detailed, but they never show or tell the audience the name of the place.

    Alternatively, some shows put up the detailed information of the business on their show website after the show got aired, but it doesn’t seem required.  

    Usually people search on big korean websites after the show if they are interested, and most of the times it’s fairly easy to find the information they need. 

  38. INCLUDING POLISH. And that made my day.

    <3 you Simon for doing this! :D

  39. wanna get to star king too at least once in my life time >.<

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