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Perhaps we seem overly excited about a pink plastic cup with bears on it, but this isn’t just any pink plastic bear mug (wait, doesn’t that already sound awesome enough?). This is a pedobear pink plastic Engrish mug. Now there is a lot of Engrish present in Korea, enough for us to fill every WTF episode, but this mug is a particular win. Why is this such a win? Well, it’s akin to our Twonkle Twonkle mug we reviewed a while ago, in that it’s just slightly off, like “I’m DO glad” and “I’ll be rhere.” That alone wouldn’t really matter much…but then again this has pedobears on it so it made us mega lol. And it’s pink. So, hell, it’s just a smorgasbord of awesomeness.

And, we thought about it as well. Even though this mug is a bit weird, it’s also cool. Mugs are usually boring. This is not boring. And it’s a great conversation starter as well. Just imagine having a get together with a few friends. You serve them all Kool-Aid in matching glasses, but you give one of them the pedobear mug. Instant lols! And, following the lols, you’ll have a deep conversation about your childhood memories, goals, aspirations, and you’ll all walk away afterwards as older and wiser people. Think about that!

Or you can just laugh at the pedobear mug.

Ok, so for this month’s WTF Care Package giveaway contest, we ask you to make up an Engrish line that could go on this mug. Be creative! Be whimsical! But above all, be entertaining. The one that makes us lol the most wins all of our goodies for the month! Woohoo!

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  1. here my humble try: “when happy on toilet, no eat kimchii prease :D”

  2. i also think that is rilakkuma… but the engrish is funny!

  3. Does Martina look a little like Scarlett Johansson or is just me?

  4. New comment for the mug: I luv you beary much

  5. Furry up here, furry down dere, let’s be beary good fwends ‘coz we furry everywear!

  6. I love your pink hair :D!<3

  7. “Little flower, let’s come feel the cosmos”
    “Let’s Play with Me, I have a cake with very white fresh cream” (that’s on my pencil case)
    “Rubbr me fuzz and keep me warm”

  8. “Pedobears eberyday and your raifu is okay!” XD

  9. its not roar its telling them when you met me i am a very rare bear

  10. Pedobear loves cup fart

  11. “My bear necessities is higher than sky and wider than sea!  (in bed)”

    (by the way , that phrase was on a Korean truck except without the (in bed) part and instead of bear necessities it said “possibility”)

  12. “Rwoar are Beartiful.”

    “Gom rhere, you Beartiful”ahh~ahhh~ Get it? Gom= bear
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  13. Let’s happy bear make good body line.

  14. “All teenage boys come to mr.cute-bear-loves-you-soo-much”

  15. ohhz and I thought of another:
    “I do take you lake a man~!”
     

  16. Ok
    I made you guys LSHMSFOAIDMT for the Twonkle Twonkle poem. *Cracks knuckles* I
    have feeling I can work my magic again! *power hands* So I’ll take your fave line and make it pedo~”Twonkle Twonkle it’s
    dericious, all that tasty gracefur innocence”

  17. I always been love you beary beary much.
    my humble try at this. ^^
    By the way I love your videos and can I tranlate the captions to Turkish so Turkish fans can enjoy them too?

  18. So.. attempting my hand at this!
    Here goes!

    “♫ I’ll be rhere for you 
    when the raine startles to pour ♪
    I’l be rhere for you
    Cause your be rhere for me to. ♪♪”

  19. youtube: eldaelle

  20. Beary nice to Meat you!

  21. Let’s HiBEARnate together ^^

  22. For the mug: Don’t wory, bear happy =)

  23. You want Ice cream? Will gve u some.

  24. “you are my honey in my heart forever do you like play with me ?come here quickly”

  25. :D ” Add water and flower will bring you friendship”

  26. I find the pedobear mug today in Seoul (in a shop in Anam), i’m very surprised to see this video a few hour after see this mug xDDD

    I love your videos! =D

  27. Entry: “A friend is a better thing” & “Thinking of you still makes my heart heat tastes” 

  28. behind this cup is filled with blood cuz i’m gloomy pedobear
    or
    i’m a jailer

    lol don’t know why it came to me~

  29. Bear Mug Line: We’re happy, and wverything is fine!

  30. Best Engrish I could come up with “bear are gambling giraffe” because, seriously, Engrish doesn’t need to make sense.

  31. the pedobear is epic XD. random pedobear engrish line

    “The pedobear lurvs you. Don t let him come near u”

  32. This is my engrish line: “Im going press my lypsaginst your and hold you to mei can dream abut yu”

  33. Entry time!

    Loving of all forms will be glad to see you. <3

  34. My entry for WTF:

    “High! Happy bear is so happy that you to see!”

  35. I’m under the impression that those are typos actually. Like “I’m so glad” instead of “I’m do glad” and “I’ll be there” instead of “I’ll be ROAR” but lol I know you guys just wanted to make fun of the mug XD

  36. “Do you want something to satisfy * * * * your thirsty?  I always want to give to you energy who do not have to feel thirsty at anytime and anywhere.  Pedo-Bearo. Let’s & enjoy ! ! !”

  37. “Let’s make dreams of leve come true always.  So beutiful are we together with best value forever.”

  38. It’s actually a Japanese bear, a creation of San-X, called Rilakkuma, or “Relax Bear”, which is awesome all by itself. Relax bear? Srsly. I love him.

  39. me luvb yoo rrong time! <3

  40. Rainbows will show I happiness of each other… :3

  41. where did you find that amazing cup? :D

  42. Mordney here! I do bra with pedopattern. Fuzzy friends make
    great fabric. And; babysitter for Dongho.

  43. aw. i thought it was a legit pedobear mug. cuz that’d be a perfect bday present >:D

  44. / Ignore that! forgot it had to be appropriate for the mug >.<

  45. Imtoxicatiom~! Kiss and toich ne. Rub ny bearnana!

  46. Applebody!! Let’s be good friendship, okeii?
    And since it’s a mug…”Would you rike someshing to drink?”
    Happy Bear: I’m Many many happy!!

    idk XD lol that was fun ^^

  47. you guys say pedobear like an english person would. why you no use american pronunciation!!!???

    aaaand!! that’s a cup… not a mug… mug have handles so you don’t burn your hands while drinking something hot… you and your canadian ways…

  48. “come to pedobearry”

  49. “baers on TOP amek hippy peoples!”
     
    “Pease drink tae with me so we be happy! :)”
     
     

  50. “Shit down, hav a cock, soju not gud little babe.”

  51. “shit down hav drunk, u be satisfined in the mouth! frrying beers, we rub each others!”
     
     
    (Translates to something like: Sit down have drink, u be satisfied in the mouth! flying bears, we love each other!)
     
     
    *lol* My attempt at cramming in as much Engrish as possible and making random statements. Haha, when we moved to Canada I brought most the Asian stuff (cups, pencil cases, mini boxes) I was using at the time, I remember when I started to learn English and I would read the random phrases on these products and I’d be like, “I know these statements don’t look right so that must mean I’m improving in my English!!”

  52.  I hads a cokies to give you but I ated it.. <3

     

  53. remembear alway keep happy on your face

  54. isn’t that just rilakuma? too far, couldn’t see. still, even if it is, rilakuma actually does resemble pedobear, so… you might want to go on a little trip to the closest kiddyland or whatever the Korean equivalent is, only to find a treasure chest worthy amount of pedobear look-a-like printed stuff!

  55. I am fhirsty, drunk me!
    OR
    Yuo are my bear friend fornever!
     . . . =)

  56. “Drunk me, LIKE A MAN!”-Pedo bear :D

  57. “if you in mood beary hapi, i in mood beary happy!”- Pedo bear (if you’re happy, i’m happy!) Also, martina, why aren’t you using the smacap to pull back your hair?!!! haha

  58. Eat yoarr kimchi so I can finely eat you!

  59. Everybody rice eat! Be many many happy!

  60. “Something wonderful is about to happy”

  61. haha, I totally used to know how to dance the souja boy-not well mind you……

  62. look how cute i am you can just eat me up :D

  63. Always do your beary best!

  64. Forever always we be togehter.

  65. “Being togehter makes so so happy
    World turns round, happiness spread
    Wverything is special”

    “Happy Smile so others can smile and you smile happly too”

  66. How about “I harv you now!”

  67. lol i think the “rhere” is a bad typo o.o because the R is besides the T in the keyboard o.o
    Contest: Let’s have a drink and time for SoulJa Boy Dance, PedoBear Style :D

  68. Something happy dairy times!
    (Actually had this in a diary my friend got me from Hong Kong, favourite line ever.)

  69. Actually, it’s the same for french… I was looking for a pencil case in Seoul and I saw such funny sentences (?!) in French everywhere! 

  70. I love love LOVE this one site, engrish.com, and I had the urge after watching this video to go there. I found a new pic and I thought you guys might like it. The big writing says “Happy Wildness Men” and the mug is from Korea.

  71. “If you br forever happy girl, you will too be happy beear and boys! Forevre!”

  72. Hey, rou(you) rhere! im breary bearpy (happy) to see rou! ;D sincerely, Beary hungry BEARRRRR!!!!!!Roarrr!

  73. @Sucaji I knew it looked like Rilakkuma

  74. The bears remind me of the San-X character, Rilakkuma http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xaIaSLcFMWs/TUR2CBKMZPI/AAAAAAAAJJk/WoPnR1XTZak/s400/rilakkuma_logo.gif

    Though Rilakkuma stuff tends to have French on it (or the stuff I got from Japan does haha).

    For the Engrish… “Be to have happy juice time with baer! Forever unlonely!” idek I suck at making funny Engrish.

    (Bonus Flench… “Tu est tu soif? Buviez notre jus d’ours!”)

  75. Because when we ares tohgether
    World becomes sweet

    (aw doesn’t that just sound sweet XD)

  76. “And to touch ru, makes wverything so so happy”

  77. Hero, hero! Do you know me? Dis is Pedo present!

  78. Dis is Pedo present! 

  79. “Dog luv yew su much, it bearly holds pee in”  (its so excited, it pees of(from) happiness XDD)

  80. i am beary with love you

    what is fishbowl? (actually had someone ask that once just like that)

  81. We Will Have Happy Time Together right Pedooooo Bear
    The Pedo Bear that Smiles back  :D

  82. We friends sometimes shiny but always unbearable.

  83. I is beer. Children, drink me!  

  84. “Be the Bear to watch twonkle twonkle starrrs! You can Bearly to rresist “

  85. How about this:
    - Your my beary special love (You’re my very special love)
    - have a bright and shinee lay! (have a bright and shiny day!)

    All the best!

  86. “im beary happy to kids to hug!”-Pedo bear!

  87. “I take crush on you Sparkle bear”.

  88. 1. Dangerous objects forbidder
    2. It only sticks just, the hair is freely obtained.
    3. Please go with care in footwear
    4. Cow Beauty
    5. Toliot water not for drink.

  89. have a b-e-a-r-utiful day! :3

  90. UR BEST!! [Suppose to be you're the best.heheh my friend says it all the time muwahahah >:P]

  91. I ruv people beary much. Especially them little children. I have beary delishus candiez have given to them little childrens. :P

  92. ok so im new to the site account wise and i have a few sayings

    ~ Your berry nice . How about a beary big bear hug without the claws. ^_^
    ~I’m wratching you TreenTop-rawr!!!-
    ~Grive me my kimchi prease
    ~I ruv this rawrsome book
    ~stop raughing I’m not Winne the Pooh!

    so yeah thats about it.

  93. :D this wtf pedobear mug reminds me of this song! :D —–> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_j-5GPu0bI

  94. So it’s actually pronounced peedobear? Haha I always thought it was pedo as in pedophile. 

  95. “riwr”  Instead of rawr ._.

  96. “It’s Friday…We So Excited”

  97. I luv u beary much!

  98. I luv childs bary much. I hab a candies for you~ 

  99. haha this is an awesome one indeed. So an engrish phrase to go on the mug…it should be happy so…
    “Love gets you, my someone spacial”

    ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹

  100. Bear mug phrase:  It’s in my stomach is really nice taste and enjoyment.

    How’s that for Engrish?

  101. looks a bit like rilakkuma. RILAKKUMA IS THAT YOU?

  102. “I want to touch with your heart”

  103. Dunno if we’re allowed to use actual Engrish we’ve seen somewhere but I got this really cute white pencil case I bought from Korea that has pics of cute rainbow-coloured wooden horses and polka-dot and striped hearts on it. And what it says all over it is:

    “you built me didn’t actually increase sales…”

    “yes but all my techie friends were REALLY impressed!”

    I think it’s the most random one I’ve come by until now… Truly WTF!

  104. “baer children drink
    happy ness can never touch you”

  105. “Hug meh, because I poke with RAINBOWW’

  106. “Me bear, loves kid long time!”

  107. “Hey budy! I’m shy to say something but, you are best friend for me.”

  108. I don’t have anything punny to say, but that mug is really quite cute! It makes me wonder why we don’t have little awdorable cups like that in the U.S. :( sad sad state of affairs

  109. I don’t have anything punny to say, but that mug is really quite cute! It makes me wonder why we don’t have little awdorable cups like that in the U.S. :( sad sad state of affairs

  110. “i love when you shine happy like bubble rain bow!” honestly this the the best i could come up with but at the dollar store i work at we get asian stuff alot like baskets and some of the saying on them are very wrong.

  111. i hate that superman dance that all i saw when i was working at knotts berry farm -_____-

  112. “I refresh of you happy drink”

  113. “Today, weave hug all of you”

  114. “i love drinking with my friends, we always have much fun!”

  115. “I rurv you!” Totally inspired by your roaring at the end :)

  116. “kiss me you already drink me”^^

  117. “Okay kiddies! Likes candy in the van!”

  118. You are my sinshine, my oily sinshine

  119. I went Morning Glory in Toronto, as per your recommendation, and discovered that most of the English was excellent! A few spelling mistakes, but their grammar was near flawless!
    (I was a little disappointed.)

    But then I went to Pacific Mall where they sell stuff from China and my need my hilarious Engrish was sated.

  120. isnt that just rilakkuma on the mug??
    hes on everything here with engrish to boot…

  121. “Have the beary nice playing with me!”- Pedo bear :)

  122. That’s a mug? I thought it was a cup!!

  123. “Hello boys and girls, bubble bear grows happily with you”

  124. “EBERYDAY FEELS LIKE HAPPI RAINBOW”

  125. “I love you, because your my anything”.

  126. HAHA, I actually found this on a piece of note from a notepad that I got from China:
    “Today is lovvely white’s day.Your best friend.Sweet white.On openibg,I was surprised is full of happy.Good luck.Everyone.” 
    I promise I copied it faithfully. And I have no idea what it’s trying to say.

  127. “Beautiful, my bear!” BATOOST FTW!

  128. Whatchakafoo, this is treasere !

  129. Princely Pricey Pedobear, get only on this mug.

  130. Hand over the cup and no one gets hurt! XD RARW!!

  131. Funnny video ^^ But i believe that’s Rilakkuma not Pedobear. Rilakkuma is a japanese mascot(?) kind like Hello Kitty.

  132. “Bear: Let’s pray hike and sit togethere!”

  133. “Come bear, I have candy”
    (near)
    So stupid, but that’s pedobear…

  134. ah I think of this!
    “I rob you berry much!”
    it’s I love you very much in pedobear(?) version lol

  135. “Its a beary fancy drunking with you.”

  136. Bare your soul and drink with us!

  137. do and rhere are hopefully typos for so and there. Spell or grammar check might not correct do, but it ought to fix rhere. A true SeoulJa Boy Tell’Em pedobear mug wouldn’t be complete without “Now watch me you~!” But of course there would have to be a typo, so I propose, “Bow watch me YOU~!” The phrase would appear next to an Orange Caramel style pedobear with a giant bow and no pants.

  138. I’m do glad we’ve found each other. When you need someone remember that I’ll be rhere.

  139.  LOL I pronounced it “peh doh” bear (like in pedophile) rather than “pee doh” bear.

    And I think it’s just a typo rather than engrish….cuz in “I”m do glad we’ve found each other” the key [s] and [d] are next to each other and I think they’re trying to say “I’m so glad we’ve found each other…”
    And in “Happy Bear! When you need someone, remember that I’ll be rhere” the keys [r] and [t] are next to each other on the keyboard so it should be “I’ll be there.” maybe

    just a thought xD

  140. “My pedobeater is vibrating, I gave hundred steps!” Got it? Pedometer, pedobeater…

  141. “I swear I’m the cutest bear”

  142. while drinking this mug, watch out for pedo BEARSSSSSS behind your back, thank you.

  143. Come play whit my bearrie family C:

    Chabawa….? CHABARWAR !!! :D

  144. The bears remind me of Sanrio characters. So cute~ And I’m sure drinking out of that cup as a kid would definitely make my childhood better :D

  145. For the giveaway: “I’m bery hoppy to see you.”

    Forgot to add: My nine-year old daughter came up with that one. LOL

  146. Hmm…How about”Tresure Friend as Sumting Rear”

  147. “roll that swexy windorw AYY ROARL”

  148. “Drink me beary sweetly”

  149. “Sippy lips will create doom.”

  150. what i would add is a lovely bit of engrish i found on a little notebook:  “my little snffel”
    what that means, i don’t know…but ‘SNFFEL’ is kind of like snuffle…
    bears snuffle, right?  especially when they’re sniffing out your flesh from kilometres away…

    also, another bit of engrish to tickle your fancy…
    “you know i love you, i always will.  
    my mind’s maid up by the way that i feel, there’s no beginning.
    there be no endca
    use on my love you can depend
    i see your face before me as i lay on my bed
    i kind a get to thinkin
    gof all the things we said”

    i’m sure this is a song lyric of sorts, but badly translated… 

  151. That engrish on the cup just seems to be typos “s” is next to “d” so it’d be I’m SO glad we’ve found each other. And the “t” is next to the “r” so it’d be When you need someone remember that I’ll be THERE. I’m sure you guys noted that as well though ^_^.
    Oh! and for the give away my Engrish saying is: “To quench your thirst shrink from the cup”

  152. You and Stephen Colbert would get along just fine. Bears are godless killing machines.

  153. Thanks Simon, I’ve never thought my ToKi Gom stuff toy could be this dangerous =(

  154. The Engrish parts of those sayings are just a left-letter off from what they’re supposed to be. So… people, just type up a nice message (I have the hawts for you) and change up a letter to the one on its left (I have the gawts for you). Rinse and repeat! :D

    BTW… That mug is super cute~ x3

  155. smorgasbord!? What are you trying to say? Cause the Swedish word “smörgÃ¥sbord” seems very fitable!! ^o^

  156. come here and play wif us we will give you candies.
    *backs away slowly* 

  157. Appropriate TeenTop mention is appropriate. :DDDD

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