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Ok, we need to start doing some more wholesome WTF videos, because this, along with the S&M reenactment from the Face Mask video…I’m starting to worry that you might think that we’re getting a bit too naughty. That’s not the case! We’re doing exactly what anyone else would do if they were given these products. Right? Right? I mean, look at the pictures yourselves and tell us that you don’t think the same thing. No? You lie! Lie I say! LIE!

Sure, maybe you wouldn’t be following the instructions to a tee and doing the motions on video. We realize now, after seeing how closely the camera crops in on us, if you massage your stomach with the massager it looks…inappropriate. Kind of like that experiment when you close your eyes, stick out your tongue, an shake an imaginary salt shaker onto your tongue. Your mind actually tricks itself into tasting salt. You should try it. In front of your friends. Try it in front of your friends. Do it now. It’s ok. We’ll wait here. Tell us in the comments how they reacted.

Ok, for really reals, though, this massager wasn’t terrible. It’s great when you rub it on the back of your head. It kinda pinches the rest of your body, and the diagram makes it seem like that’s a desirable effect, but we didn’t like it. Otherwise, it was just…inappropriate. All around inappropriate. But fun to play with, nonetheless.

We also put in the playlist some of our older WTF segments, in which we’ve played around with massagers. This one definitely takes the cake as most awkward.

Anyhow, if you’d like to feel how awesome it feels to have this rubbed on the back of your head, you can achieve the exact same effect by clicking on the button here. It’ll give your body all the good feels it needs to survive.

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  1. azadeh hejazi dehaghani

    Guys See what I found :) hehehe

  2. I’m so happy you guys brought these back

  3. And there was also the freeze foam on the nipple, not too long ago. ;-)

  4. for a moment, I thought this was Korea’s version of the Tenga line of products.

  5. Guys… it’s a special massager to get rid of CELLULITE (not screaming, just emphasizing), that’s why it pinches your skin an the pictures show how to use it on your legs, hips, butt

  6. km59

    No, that horse was beaten into submission. SPUNK TRUMPET! SPUNK TRUMPEEET!

  7. reminds me of this other product to massage the face with… platinum coated and all shiny!! xDDD

  8. I lolled so Hard I might have peed a little!!!
    I loved the purr affect Guys!

  9. lol shouldn’t this be a WTF Japan video? It is a Japanese product…. lol

  10. I am SO so happy you brought WTF back. These vids always make me laugh. <3

  11. Another WTF where if I turned the sound off, it would look like bad porn, lol. Are you guise feeling a little frisky lately? Too much time traveling and not enough time for the jiggety jiggety? :P Ok, I’ll stop…

  12. Hi Simon & Martina! I just wanted to tell you I turn off adblock just for you! And other Nasties should make sure they do the same :)

    • just no…..Singapore commercials suck donkey balls and waste your time with their useless products,you won’t see any nice commercials aside from the innisfree or dior commercial

  13. Lol at Simon’s noises… XD

  14. PunkyPrincess92

    ….i totally had to watch this in incognito mode….

  15. The person who designed this product is either very innocent or a dirty minded troll

  16. Oh god.. Its a japanese product.. Should’ve known…

  17. marbie

    Is it just me or the package really looks like a lint roller was in it???!!!

  18. I WAS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE VIDEO… I LOVE SIMON’S INAPPROPRIATENESS hahahahahaahahahahha

  19. You just change Shinhwa’s song into a dirty song.

    hahaha! XD

  20. I read the blog and did the salt thing, wow did i look like an idiot in front of my older brother. You lied to me how could you? Any who awesome vid love the perverted family we have.

  21. This is by far my favourite WTF and blog post, the comments made it even better xD

  22. OK I got one thing to say after seeing this video: This is the epitome of nastiness I’ve seen from you two and I am so glad I saw it now instead of later

  23. The comments here are just as good as the video! Laughing so hard…..

  24. WOAH….parents thought I was about to watch porn….oh my.
    Parents: Don’t watch porn!
    Me: NONO!! U MISUNDERSTOOD MUM….
    parents: *already walked away*
    hmmm….

  25. I was like, “What?! You.. What?” when I first saw this posting on Facebook and then clicked the posting instantly…… and….. this ain’t what I imagined…. Not that I’m disappointed or anything….

  26. hahahahahahah xD la cara de Simon…

  27. Wow this video was very insightful.

  28. Yup I was very mislead by the title. And I have to say, I’m a little disappointed.

    Also:

  29. SO many gifs shall be made from this video

  30. Oh EYK and the misleading titles…

  31. Pinoy Nasties, would it be a good idea to send EYK a ‘barrel man’?

  32. Oh Simon… just when I think the testosterone level at Eat Your Kimchi drops at its lowest, you surprise us Nasty bros with ultimate manly inappropiate silliness. My hat’s off to you. :3

  33. Oh Simon you so evil!!

  34. I watched this in total disbelief and with my jaw dropped….which now that I think about it and type this out may just add to the innuendos…oh boy!

  35. This video is overflowing with Hap-penis ;)

  36. lol omg i actually HAVE this. I use it almost very day as I always exercise and have sore thighs. The ones I bought somewhat looks similar to yours but I never thought you would say it looked like a … OH U SO NASTY SIMON!

  37. OMG best WTF evar! Seriously, even the intro had me almost in tears! And how’d you read my mind? I WAS thinking that it was Japanese ><

  38. I wonder if it’s just me, but doesn’t the plastic case that held the roller look more like those wooden posing figures for art, with big boobs? just the top half of the figure I mean.. That’s how I see it. So wouldn’t that make it the woman on top of the man? [ the case on top of the roller?]. XD

  39. KATHyphenTUN

    Hahahaha! What every student needs to get rid of their stress!! Good old penis massager!

    • Actually I want one now that I watched this WTF, don’t you too?
      I mean just what I need to get rid of during boring lectures in uni.
      - Just looking at it and thinking of eyk would have me rolling over the floor laughing my head off.

      Simon, Martina, you guys should start a teleshopping segment!

  40. Flag as Inappropriate :D until you watch it.

  41. In the Venus-Penis songs at the end, you guys forgot Hello Venus’ “I’m Your Venus” which totally sounds like “I’m Your Penis”

  42. ooooh you so nasty~

  43. lady_kire

    Sees title: Wait… you’re massaging your…????
    Sees the roller: Why does it look like a…
    Finishes Video: Does it get dirtier if it went up the….?
    Mind’s cleanliness level: Destroyed

  44. You guys are such immature children xDDD. Love it!

  45. Sara Napsey

    BAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA! This is the ballsiest WTF I’ve seen yet. It would have been better if you WANKED to the place where you bought this. xD

  46. thisisjustforfunval

    I just spit my soda all over my desk as you went through the color options! Also not only does that look like a penis it also looks like the female reproductive system.

  47. Simon self control hahaha, Still laughing…

  48. O.O At first I thought that really was something to massage your um…yeah. Guess I’m too nasty :( By the way, my friends reacted as if I’d gone crazy xD And one of my friends stuffed a tissue in my mouth while I was doing that D: Such nice friends I have…

  49. oh, my god. Simon control yourself! xD

  50. *sigh*

    No, Simon, not everyone is as dirty-minded as you. No matter how I look at it, that massager is definitely shaped like a lady with a very narrow head and massive boobs. :p

  51. I could NOT stop laughing. I honestly don’t mind the dirty videos lately because, well, I’m a perv, and I thoroughly enjoy this sort of humor. That said….. AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

  52. Ok. Now Hurricane Venus will not be the same anymore.

  53. I think that was one of your nastiest and most inappropriate video ever…

  54. when I first saw the title, I really thought it was something to massage your … uhmm well, never mind.

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