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WTF – Penis Massager

September 21, 2013

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Ok, we need to start doing some more wholesome WTF videos, because this, along with the S&M reenactment from the Face Mask video…I’m starting to worry that you might think that we’re getting a bit too naughty. That’s not the case! We’re doing exactly what anyone else would do if they were given these products. Right? Right? I mean, look at the pictures yourselves and tell us that you don’t think the same thing. No? You lie! Lie I say! LIE!

Sure, maybe you wouldn’t be following the instructions to a tee and doing the motions on video. We realize now, after seeing how closely the camera crops in on us, if you massage your stomach with the massager it looks…inappropriate. Kind of like that experiment when you close your eyes, stick out your tongue, an shake an imaginary salt shaker onto your tongue. Your mind actually tricks itself into tasting salt. You should try it. In front of your friends. Try it in front of your friends. Do it now. It’s ok. We’ll wait here. Tell us in the comments how they reacted.

Ok, for really reals, though, this massager wasn’t terrible. It’s great when you rub it on the back of your head. It kinda pinches the rest of your body, and the diagram makes it seem like that’s a desirable effect, but we didn’t like it. Otherwise, it was just…inappropriate. All around inappropriate. But fun to play with, nonetheless.

We also put in the playlist some of our older WTF segments, in which we’ve played around with massagers. This one definitely takes the cake as most awkward.

Anyhow, if you’d like to feel how awesome it feels to have this rubbed on the back of your head, you can achieve the exact same effect by clicking on the button here. It’ll give your body all the good feels it needs to survive.

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  1. And there was also the freeze foam on the nipple, not too long ago. ;-)

    3 years ago
  2. Guys… it’s a special massager to get rid of CELLULITE (not screaming, just emphasizing), that’s why it pinches your skin an the pictures show how to use it on your legs, hips, butt

    3 years ago
  3. No, that horse was beaten into submission. SPUNK TRUMPET! SPUNK TRUMPEEET!

    3 years ago
  4. reminds me of this other product to massage the face with… platinum coated and all shiny!! xDDD

    3 years ago
  5. I lolled so Hard I might have peed a little!!!
    I loved the purr affect Guys!

    3 years ago
  6. I am SO so happy you brought WTF back. These vids always make me laugh. <3

    3 years ago
  7. …Jup better stop right there. Or not! ;)

    And thats where the Nastie-ness comes from!
    But honestly after watching 3 min of this WTF, one simply can’t control rather sarcastic comments right?

    3 years ago
  8. I did the same thing too T.T

    3 years ago
  9. ….i totally had to watch this in incognito mode….

    3 years ago
  10. The person who designed this product is either very innocent or a dirty minded troll

    3 years ago
  11. I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE!!! Lol it’s like the only episode of that show I’ve ever seen. I haven’t even clicked the link, but I remember it was a model of a building or something yea xD

    3 years ago
  12. Hahahaha!!!

    3 years ago
  13. Is it just me or the package really looks like a lint roller was in it???!!!

    3 years ago
  14. Don’t underestimate the power of FanMan to make it okay for male closet kpop fans to come out – he said it was okay, and it IS. ;)

    3 years ago
  15. This is by far my favourite WTF and blog post, the comments made it even better xD

    3 years ago
  16. I never knew he actually said that! I just thought it was a meme with words that matched the expression. Lol, thanks for sharing.

    3 years ago
  17. hahahahahahah xD la cara de Simon…

    3 years ago
  18. Pinoy Nasties, would it be a good idea to send EYK a ‘barrel man’?

    3 years ago
  19. I watched this in total disbelief and with my jaw dropped….which now that I think about it and type this out may just add to the innuendos…oh boy!

    3 years ago
  20. This video is overflowing with Hap-penis ;)

    3 years ago
  21. OMG best WTF evar! Seriously, even the intro had me almost in tears! And how’d you read my mind? I WAS thinking that it was Japanese ><

    3 years ago
  22. Hahahaha! What every student needs to get rid of their stress!! Good old penis massager!

    3 years ago
    • Actually I want one now that I watched this WTF, don’t you too?
      I mean just what I need to get rid of during boring lectures in uni.
      – Just looking at it and thinking of eyk would have me rolling over the floor laughing my head off.

      Simon, Martina, you guys should start a teleshopping segment!

      3 years ago
  23. Flag as Inappropriate :D until you watch it.

    3 years ago
  24. In the Venus-Penis songs at the end, you guys forgot Hello Venus’ “I’m Your Venus” which totally sounds like “I’m Your Penis”

    3 years ago
  25. Sees title: Wait… you’re massaging your…????
    Sees the roller: Why does it look like a…
    Finishes Video: Does it get dirtier if it went up the….?
    Mind’s cleanliness level: Destroyed

    3 years ago
  26. You guys are such immature children xDDD. Love it!

    3 years ago
  27. BAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA! This is the ballsiest WTF I’ve seen yet. It would have been better if you WANKED to the place where you bought this. xD

    3 years ago
  28. I just spit my soda all over my desk as you went through the color options! Also not only does that look like a penis it also looks like the female reproductive system.

    3 years ago
    • Yeah! We said that as well when we were filming but we didn’t really know how to roll with it semi-tastefully.

      3 years ago
      • I had a hard time writing it semi-tastefully, can’t imagine how hard it would be for ya’ll to talk about it semi-tastefully. I kept changing my wording then remembered this “proper” way of saying it XD

        3 years ago
  29. oh, my god. Simon control yourself! xD

    3 years ago
  30. *sigh*

    No, Simon, not everyone is as dirty-minded as you. No matter how I look at it, that massager is definitely shaped like a lady with a very narrow head and massive boobs. :p

    3 years ago
  31. I could NOT stop laughing. I honestly don’t mind the dirty videos lately because, well, I’m a perv, and I thoroughly enjoy this sort of humor. That said….. AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

    3 years ago
  32. Ok. Now Hurricane Venus will not be the same anymore.

    3 years ago
  33. I think that was one of your nastiest and most inappropriate video ever…

    3 years ago
  34. Dirty Fun :3

    3 years ago
  35. when I first saw the title, I really thought it was something to massage your … uhmm well, never mind.

    3 years ago