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This week’s Wonderful Treasure Find is Pooh Sandwich presses. You can make your sandwich into Pooh! You can eat Pooh for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pooh toast, pooh sandwich, even a pooh wiper for your spaghetti sauce! Thank you, Korea, for introducing us to better ways of making our food.

For starters, let’s just all come to the consensus that the crusts of sandwiches suck. Sucks! Crusts were invented only for mothers to punish their children. “Eat your crusts, Jimmy, or you get no ice cream!” Sandwiches taste just so much better without crusts. Fact. Do a blind taste test of a sandwich with equal stuffing, only have one with crusts and one without. You’ll be amazed at how much better life is without crusts. *Martina shoves Simon off the computer*…I on the other hand happen to love crust! Simon is just a child. On our honeymoon, he ordered peanut butter sandwiches–with the crust cut off–for room service. COME ON! Why wo—*Simon wafts a coffee cup towards Martina, she runs off* Anyways, crust sucks.

So, this wonderful device has totally come to terms with the realization that crusts do indeed suck, and defies the tyranny of crusted sandwiches. Not to mention, the tyranny of square shaped sandwiches, which are just BOOORING. We’re pretty sure that using this sandwich maker and bringing that sandwich to any public area will instantly cause a doubling of those who want to be friends with you, and a tripling of those who want to date you. Use cautiously. Well, besides sandwiches, it claims to be a cookie cutter, but we think the dough would get all caught up in the pressing part. The pooh shape, yes, you can get that, but man, that’s a big cookie! Unless you want to make a Pookie Ice Cream Sandwich….oh yeah…roll that in some brown chocolate chips…MMmmmMMmmMMmmmm…And if you’re a parent with a skinny child who refuses to eat their lunch, we’re sure that shaping the sandwich in the form of a Pooh bear will vastly improve their desire to eat it, unless they’re Martina, who just wants to stare at the bread lovingly.

I think we’ve pretty much said all that can be said about this awesome device. Time for our Wonderful Treasure Find Care Package of the Month giveaway contest!

This month we’re giving away the Nail Stainers, the Duck Fans, the Soap Flakes, and the Sandwich Press. To win this wonderful package, sent to you with all the love and care in the world, all you have to do is answer our simple question: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why? We went on a rant a while ago with our Pedobear Mug how bears are conspiring to eat your children, by pretending to be all cute and snuggly when really they’re vicious murderers. This sandwich press is another example of that conspiracy, and is a totally inappropriate animal for your children to fall in love with. If you can think of another such animal, let us know. We’ll pick the winner next week, and announce them in our Blooper Footage. And on that note, here are some deleted scenes from this week’s video:

 
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  1. …. I think a Donkey would be inappopriate IDK… but to me it is :/

  2. An Axolotl or an Aye-aye would be somewhat inappropriate ! 

  3. A hairless guinea pig… 

  4. A cow, especially if it was the back view of the cow with it’s face turned to look at you.  I could see little kids asking about the cow’s udders and, if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, peanut butter coming out the end. 

  5. A cow, especially if it was the back view of the cow with it’s face turned to look at you.  I could see little kids asking about the cow’s udders and, if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, peanut butter coming out the end. 

  6. Katherine Guo

    A really cute bunny rabbit because it’d be a sin to eat something so cute. XD

  7. Um….  a spider is surely the most inappropriate animal/insect you could use for a sandwich, especially for little girls in general. XD

    Sorry Martinan, but as a French-Canadien, I got to say that Simon’s accent wasn’t a Quebecois one. It was more like a Drunk-Irish-who-had-been-married-to-a-French-woman-during-a-few-years-and-wanted-to-show-the-few-words-he-learned-from-her-to-his-drunken-friends’s accent.

    Frankly, I discovered your blog and videos just 4 weeks ago by some friend of mine and because of you, I’m planning to go to Korea next summer. All your videos really helped me because I had some insecurities to travel so different from home.

    As well, my little sister have a lot of problems in English because it’s not her first langage and she doesn’t want to listen/watch/read anything in English, except if it’s because of school, but my sister is a huge K-Pop fan, so every mondays, we are watching your K-Pop rewiews together and she’s starting to watch your others videos by herself and with some of her friends (who also love K-pop).

    So thanks a lot for the great jobs you are doing and we are looking forward to your next posts. :)

  8. and then when you bite in the toast, it will make the same sound as if you kill a cockroach… eeewww! x)

  9. i think it’s definitely a cockroach.. or other ugly insects.. because who wanna eat a insect?! that would be disgusting..x)

  10. The Blue Footed Boobie Press

  11. nyan cat because its like a rainbow poptart and its deceiving because its not a poptart and its only bread. also u’ll start speaking nyan after you eat it because theres that saying: you are what you eat

  12. peacock because it just looks really weird on bread. and its just wrong…

  13. Pearl the whale from spongebob because she looks like a giant block with a tiny body even though she is the daughter of a crab

  14. a Canadian Goose!!!!! they’re all over Winnipeg!!

  15. i think a bunny would be soo innapropriate! who would want to each a cute little bunny(except for wolves gotta watch out for them!) that’s just so wrong!! OH NOOO!!!! NOT THE CUTE LITTLE BUNNY!!!!

  16. i think that…mhm what’s a weird/inappropriate animal? I am looking at my pile of stuffed animals and all i can see is my tarantula plushie…as a sandwich that might be quite inappropriate/gross…plus highly difficult and possibly wasteful of precious crust (crust sucks unless it’s freshly baked Superstore bread anyways :p )

    and Simon did sound French-Canadian there :p

  17. Esther Lee

    DEFINITELY THE CENTIPEDE WITH ITS 100 LEGS would be crazy delicate & frustrating to cut out…not to mention the cutter would probably be at least 50 times more expensive cos of all the plastic material required to create the leg outlines. & it would also waste a fair amount of bread cos it would have to be long and skinny to fit the 100 legs along one side of the bread…not to mention eating a CENTIPEDE. bleerugh, even spudgy would decline that! xD

  18. elephants, just cos pressing the trunk would so totally waste a lot of nice, fluffy bread xD

  19. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?
    i think it would be Cicadas e_E just watching it you automatically are going to think about the sound and you can felt in a cute hot summer day in korea~xD

  20. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?
    i think it would be Cicadas e_E just watching it you automatically are going to think about the sound and you can felt in a cute hot summer day in korea~xD

  21. Planeria would definitely be the most awkward, the outline isn’t the greatest for a kids sandwich…but it can regenerate so your sandwich will never end ^0^ (yay for know this and being a dork) here’s a pretty good pic in case you don’t know what it is http://islandwood.org/kids/stream_health/Images/planarian2.jpg

  22. Planeria would definitely be the most awkward, the outline isn’t the greatest for a kids sandwich…but it can regenerate so your sandwich will never end ^0^ (yay for know this and being a dork) here’s a pretty good pic in case you don’t know what it is http://islandwood.org/kids/stream_health/Images/planarian2.jpg

  23. And use the crusts to make breadcrumbs! ^.^*

  24. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?A lamprey. If “why” is still hanging in the air as an unanswered question, look up pictures. (But only when food hasn’t happened recently or won’t be happening soon. They give the heebie jeebies.)But it would probably make a great diet aid. “Tired of gorging yourself on delicious Pooh sammiches? Try our new lamprey sandwich press. You’ll never be hungry again!”

  25. By inappropriate do you mean cute or horrifying/ugly ( thats going in my mouth…) ?

    If cute – Baby kittens – http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_utgZZQDPfKg/S7yVj1ooU2I/AAAAAAAAAkE/fadWD-ut6Qk/s1600/cute-sad-kitten02.jpg

    If ugly- blob fish –  http://blog.rounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/a-blob-fish.png (SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!)

  26. By inappropriate do you mean cute or horrifying/ugly ( thats going in my mouth…) ?

    If cute – Baby kittens – http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_utgZZQDPfKg/S7yVj1ooU2I/AAAAAAAAAkE/fadWD-ut6Qk/s1600/cute-sad-kitten02.jpg

    If ugly- blob fish –  http://blog.rounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/a-blob-fish.png (SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!)

  27. By inappropriate do you mean cute or horrifying/ugly ( thats going in my mouth…) ?

    If cute – Baby kittens – http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_utgZZQDPfKg/S7yVj1ooU2I/AAAAAAAAAkE/fadWD-ut6Qk/s1600/cute-sad-kitten02.jpg

    If ugly- blob fish –  http://blog.rounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/a-blob-fish.png (SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!)

  28. for jews and muslim it would be a pig. imagine a muslim/jew eats his lunch “my lunch is free of pork and ham”, and the sandwich looks like a pig.
    not trying to be racist, i am jewish myself.

  29. a snake or a worm cz it may look like a d*ck and i am pretty sure ppl wont want to eat that kind of sandwich. (time to put the pink screen and the music)

  30. Anonymous

    elephant seal

  31. Anonymous

    elephant seal

  32. Anonymous

    elephant seal

  33. Anonymous

    elephant seal

  34. I think Spudgey’s face would make the best bread press! Because he’s so cute.

  35. I think a leopard would be hard to make as a sandwich press because you wouldn’t see the dots that it has.

  36. I think a leopard would be hard to make as a sandwich press because you wouldn’t see the dots that it has.

  37. A sandwich press that looks like your child…

  38. A sandwich press that looks like your child…

  39. A sandwich press in the shape of Kyuhyun’s face (SUJU FTW). It be so sexy I’d make hundreds and hang them on my walls. :$ And…GO CANADA!!!! xD

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