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This week’s Wonderful Treasure Find is Pooh Sandwich presses. You can make your sandwich into Pooh! You can eat Pooh for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pooh toast, pooh sandwich, even a pooh wiper for your spaghetti sauce! Thank you, Korea, for introducing us to better ways of making our food.

For starters, let’s just all come to the consensus that the crusts of sandwiches suck. Sucks! Crusts were invented only for mothers to punish their children. “Eat your crusts, Jimmy, or you get no ice cream!” Sandwiches taste just so much better without crusts. Fact. Do a blind taste test of a sandwich with equal stuffing, only have one with crusts and one without. You’ll be amazed at how much better life is without crusts. *Martina shoves Simon off the computer*…I on the other hand happen to love crust! Simon is just a child. On our honeymoon, he ordered peanut butter sandwiches–with the crust cut off–for room service. COME ON! Why wo—*Simon wafts a coffee cup towards Martina, she runs off* Anyways, crust sucks.

So, this wonderful device has totally come to terms with the realization that crusts do indeed suck, and defies the tyranny of crusted sandwiches. Not to mention, the tyranny of square shaped sandwiches, which are just BOOORING. We’re pretty sure that using this sandwich maker and bringing that sandwich to any public area will instantly cause a doubling of those who want to be friends with you, and a tripling of those who want to date you. Use cautiously. Well, besides sandwiches, it claims to be a cookie cutter, but we think the dough would get all caught up in the pressing part. The pooh shape, yes, you can get that, but man, that’s a big cookie! Unless you want to make a Pookie Ice Cream Sandwich….oh yeah…roll that in some brown chocolate chips…MMmmmMMmmMMmmmm…And if you’re a parent with a skinny child who refuses to eat their lunch, we’re sure that shaping the sandwich in the form of a Pooh bear will vastly improve their desire to eat it, unless they’re Martina, who just wants to stare at the bread lovingly.

I think we’ve pretty much said all that can be said about this awesome device. Time for our Wonderful Treasure Find Care Package of the Month giveaway contest!

This month we’re giving away the Nail Stainers, the Duck Fans, the Soap Flakes, and the Sandwich Press. To win this wonderful package, sent to you with all the love and care in the world, all you have to do is answer our simple question: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why? We went on a rant a while ago with our Pedobear Mug how bears are conspiring to eat your children, by pretending to be all cute and snuggly when really they’re vicious murderers. This sandwich press is another example of that conspiracy, and is a totally inappropriate animal for your children to fall in love with. If you can think of another such animal, let us know. We’ll pick the winner next week, and announce them in our Blooper Footage. And on that note, here are some deleted scenes from this week’s video:

 
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  1. …. I think a Donkey would be inappopriate IDK… but to me it is :/

  2. An Axolotl or an Aye-aye would be somewhat inappropriate ! 

  3. A cow, especially if it was the back view of the cow with it’s face turned to look at you.  I could see little kids asking about the cow’s udders and, if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, peanut butter coming out the end. 

  4. A cow, especially if it was the back view of the cow with it’s face turned to look at you.  I could see little kids asking about the cow’s udders and, if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, peanut butter coming out the end. 

  5. Katherine Guo

    A really cute bunny rabbit because it’d be a sin to eat something so cute. XD

  6. Um….  a spider is surely the most inappropriate animal/insect you could use for a sandwich, especially for little girls in general. XD

    Sorry Martinan, but as a French-Canadien, I got to say that Simon’s accent wasn’t a Quebecois one. It was more like a Drunk-Irish-who-had-been-married-to-a-French-woman-during-a-few-years-and-wanted-to-show-the-few-words-he-learned-from-her-to-his-drunken-friends’s accent.

    Frankly, I discovered your blog and videos just 4 weeks ago by some friend of mine and because of you, I’m planning to go to Korea next summer. All your videos really helped me because I had some insecurities to travel so different from home.

    As well, my little sister have a lot of problems in English because it’s not her first langage and she doesn’t want to listen/watch/read anything in English, except if it’s because of school, but my sister is a huge K-Pop fan, so every mondays, we are watching your K-Pop rewiews together and she’s starting to watch your others videos by herself and with some of her friends (who also love K-pop).

    So thanks a lot for the great jobs you are doing and we are looking forward to your next posts. :)

  7. and then when you bite in the toast, it will make the same sound as if you kill a cockroach… eeewww! x)

  8. i think it’s definitely a cockroach.. or other ugly insects.. because who wanna eat a insect?! that would be disgusting..x)

  9. nyan cat because its like a rainbow poptart and its deceiving because its not a poptart and its only bread. also u’ll start speaking nyan after you eat it because theres that saying: you are what you eat

  10. peacock because it just looks really weird on bread. and its just wrong…

  11. Pearl the whale from spongebob because she looks like a giant block with a tiny body even though she is the daughter of a crab

  12. a Canadian Goose!!!!! they’re all over Winnipeg!!

  13. i think a bunny would be soo innapropriate! who would want to each a cute little bunny(except for wolves gotta watch out for them!) that’s just so wrong!! OH NOOO!!!! NOT THE CUTE LITTLE BUNNY!!!!

  14. i think that…mhm what’s a weird/inappropriate animal? I am looking at my pile of stuffed animals and all i can see is my tarantula plushie…as a sandwich that might be quite inappropriate/gross…plus highly difficult and possibly wasteful of precious crust (crust sucks unless it’s freshly baked Superstore bread anyways :p )

    and Simon did sound French-Canadian there :p

  15. Esther Lee

    DEFINITELY THE CENTIPEDE WITH ITS 100 LEGS would be crazy delicate & frustrating to cut out…not to mention the cutter would probably be at least 50 times more expensive cos of all the plastic material required to create the leg outlines. & it would also waste a fair amount of bread cos it would have to be long and skinny to fit the 100 legs along one side of the bread…not to mention eating a CENTIPEDE. bleerugh, even spudgy would decline that! xD

  16. elephants, just cos pressing the trunk would so totally waste a lot of nice, fluffy bread xD

  17. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?
    i think it would be Cicadas e_E just watching it you automatically are going to think about the sound and you can felt in a cute hot summer day in korea~xD

  18. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?
    i think it would be Cicadas e_E just watching it you automatically are going to think about the sound and you can felt in a cute hot summer day in korea~xD

  19. Planeria would definitely be the most awkward, the outline isn’t the greatest for a kids sandwich…but it can regenerate so your sandwich will never end ^0^ (yay for know this and being a dork) here’s a pretty good pic in case you don’t know what it is http://islandwood.org/kids/stream_health/Images/planarian2.jpg

  20. Planeria would definitely be the most awkward, the outline isn’t the greatest for a kids sandwich…but it can regenerate so your sandwich will never end ^0^ (yay for know this and being a dork) here’s a pretty good pic in case you don’t know what it is http://islandwood.org/kids/stream_health/Images/planarian2.jpg

  21. And use the crusts to make breadcrumbs! ^.^*

  22. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?A lamprey. If “why” is still hanging in the air as an unanswered question, look up pictures. (But only when food hasn’t happened recently or won’t be happening soon. They give the heebie jeebies.)But it would probably make a great diet aid. “Tired of gorging yourself on delicious Pooh sammiches? Try our new lamprey sandwich press. You’ll never be hungry again!”

  23. By inappropriate do you mean cute or horrifying/ugly ( thats going in my mouth…) ?

    If cute – Baby kittens – http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_utgZZQDPfKg/S7yVj1ooU2I/AAAAAAAAAkE/fadWD-ut6Qk/s1600/cute-sad-kitten02.jpg

    If ugly- blob fish -  http://blog.rounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/a-blob-fish.png (SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!)

  24. By inappropriate do you mean cute or horrifying/ugly ( thats going in my mouth…) ?

    If cute – Baby kittens – http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_utgZZQDPfKg/S7yVj1ooU2I/AAAAAAAAAkE/fadWD-ut6Qk/s1600/cute-sad-kitten02.jpg

    If ugly- blob fish -  http://blog.rounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/a-blob-fish.png (SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!)

  25. By inappropriate do you mean cute or horrifying/ugly ( thats going in my mouth…) ?

    If cute – Baby kittens – http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_utgZZQDPfKg/S7yVj1ooU2I/AAAAAAAAAkE/fadWD-ut6Qk/s1600/cute-sad-kitten02.jpg

    If ugly- blob fish -  http://blog.rounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/a-blob-fish.png (SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!)

  26. for jews and muslim it would be a pig. imagine a muslim/jew eats his lunch “my lunch is free of pork and ham”, and the sandwich looks like a pig.
    not trying to be racist, i am jewish myself.

  27. a snake or a worm cz it may look like a d*ck and i am pretty sure ppl wont want to eat that kind of sandwich. (time to put the pink screen and the music)

  28. Lisa P.

    I think Spudgey’s face would make the best bread press! Because he’s so cute.

  29. I think a leopard would be hard to make as a sandwich press because you wouldn’t see the dots that it has.

  30. I think a leopard would be hard to make as a sandwich press because you wouldn’t see the dots that it has.

  31. A sandwich press that looks like your child…

  32. A sandwich press that looks like your child…

  33. A sandwich press in the shape of Kyuhyun’s face (SUJU FTW). It be so sexy I’d make hundreds and hang them on my walls. :$ And…GO CANADA!!!! xD

  34. Hmm.. There are a lot of animals that would be inappropriate.. but at we talking to cute inappropriate or gross inappropriate? If it were the cute one I would say Sugar Gliders, Hamsters, or dessert foxes … If it were gross… Baboon with a big red butt  or a Hyena…. Or even a Vulture… cause those two eat carcasses and roll around in them… and stuff….  Or even a Sloth >.< 

  35. Hmm.. There are a lot of animals that would be inappropriate.. but at we talking to cute inappropriate or gross inappropriate? If it were the cute one I would say Sugar Gliders, Hamsters, or dessert foxes … If it were gross… Baboon with a big red butt  or a Hyena…. Or even a Vulture… cause those two eat carcasses and roll around in them… and stuff….  Or even a Sloth >.< 

  36. Hmm.. There are a lot of animals that would be inappropriate.. but at we talking to cute inappropriate or gross inappropriate? If it were the cute one I would say Sugar Gliders, Hamsters, or dessert foxes … If it were gross… Baboon with a big red butt  or a Hyena…. Or even a Vulture… cause those two eat carcasses and roll around in them… and stuff….  Or even a Sloth >.< 

  37. Hmm.. There are a lot of animals that would be inappropriate.. but at we talking to cute inappropriate or gross inappropriate? If it were the cute one I would say Sugar Gliders, Hamsters, or dessert foxes … If it were gross… Baboon with a big red butt  or a Hyena…. Or even a Vulture… cause those two eat carcasses and roll around in them… and stuff….  Or even a Sloth >.< 

  38. I totally agree with Martina xD If i saw someone with a Pooh sandwich i would immediately be interested xD it’s just so awesome! :D 
    and YAAY Montreal ^^

  39. I totally agree with Martina xD If i saw someone with a Pooh sandwich i would immediately be interested xD it’s just so awesome! :D 
    and YAAY Montreal ^^

  40. I totally agree with Martina xD If i saw someone with a Pooh sandwich i would immediately be interested xD it’s just so awesome! :D 
    and YAAY Montreal ^^

  41. I totally agree with Martina xD If i saw someone with a Pooh sandwich i would immediately be interested xD it’s just so awesome! :D 
    and YAAY Montreal ^^

  42. I totally agree with Martina xD If i saw someone with a Pooh sandwich i would immediately be interested xD it’s just so awesome! :D 
    and YAAY Montreal ^^

  43. I totally agree with Martina xD If i saw someone with a Pooh sandwich i would immediately be interested xD it’s just so awesome! :D 
    and YAAY Montreal ^^

  44. I totally agree with Martina xD If i saw someone with a Pooh sandwich i would immediately be interested xD it’s just so awesome! :D 
    and YAAY Montreal ^^

  45. A spider or a scorpion….it’s just not very appetizing 

  46. A spider or a scorpion….it’s just not very appetizing 

  47. jericho98

    an elephant because itll probably be a just like a big circle and then a long……. going down between to stumps they call legs. (not hating on elephants, theyre one of my favourite animals.)

  48. I’m a Korean and I’m like.. is that THAT horrible? I mean it’s just press..

  49. Anonymous

    A Snake sandwich cookie cutter, It would be this thing around in coils and when you press it, it would probably look like poop …..You know those cartoon poop in coils?…Yea those things…

  50. Anonymous

    A Snake sandwich cookie cutter, It would be this thing around in coils and when you press it, it would probably look like poop …..You know those cartoon poop in coils?…Yea those things…

  51. Anonymous

    OMGsun the cutting board is just like *O*

  52. Anonymous

    OMGsun the cutting board is just like *O*

  53. Kelly Yu

    Panda fo sho- it is going extinct so maybe we shouldn’t be making panda sandwiches and then eating them… highly inappropriate at this time ^^

  54. The most inappropriate? A Geoduck. Look it up, I think you’ll agree. I should win on “ZOMGWTF IS THAT?!?!!!” factor alone.

  55. i would say a cockroach because your eating a gross slimy bug no one likes, but i think that a HUMAN WOULD BE MOST INAPPROPRIATE aren’t humans animals too? the answer is YES so you would be a CANNABLE ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.lolz OH MY GLUB

  56. kawuri_nazushiri

    i think it would be PROBOSCIS MONKEY (long-nosed monkey) i don’t think it would be tasty once you look at it :p 

  57. kawuri_nazushiri

    i think it would be PROBOSCIS MONKEY (long-nosed monkey) i don’t think it would be tasty once you look at it :p 

  58. kawuri_nazushiri

    i think it would be PROBOSCIS MONKEY (long-nosed monkey) i don’t think it would be tasty once you look at it :p 

  59. ~for me…
    i chose rats (black rat)
    ..i think this is inappropriate because for me they are dirty…  eew!!!

    some of the rats lives in dirty places like creeks and canals..
    also, once you are being bitten by a rat you will get a hazardous disease because of its saliva ..and you might have a tetanus infections.

    ~they are harmful….
         ..bow…

    hehehe, peace to all rat lovers…!!!

  60. A grasshopper sandwich… i don’t know if it is inappropriate but it wouldn’t have much to eat xD

  61. A grasshopper sandwich… i don’t know if it is inappropriate but it wouldn’t have much to eat xD

  62. I’d say Iguana While I love them they are somewhat terrifying. and it’s really unconvenient because of the bread waste. you see while ants or snakes can get into different shapes and sizes to maximize the bread  consume. I don’t think Iguana can. Yes I made scientific calculations and thought a lot, IGUANA would be the most inappropriate animal- psshhhtt I copyed “inappropriate” from above because I probably can’t write it  correctly.XD – Whatever thanks . this package is tooo cute ^^

  63. Dolphin. Something about a dolphin shaped tuna sandwich just doesn’t sit right with me.

  64. A maggot shaped sandwich.  That has to be the most unappetizing sandwich ever.

  65. Anonymous

    How about a donkey? When you’re preparing to eat the donkey sandwish, you realise you’re gonna eat an a$$. :X

  66. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?
    Answer: Kitten’s face!

    Why? We all know kittens are one of the most cutest animals in the world and loved by most children because of their fluffy and adorable appearance. But be aware children cause this puss-in-boots may not be the fluffy pal you taught it would be. These animals contained Toxiplasmosis where you get inflammation of the brain, scarring of the eyes and horrific skin diseases when not careful in dealing with them. So have second thoughts in dealing with cats children :D :D 

  67. Anonymous

    an ant. what a waste of bread

  68. Anonymous

    an ant. what a waste of bread

  69. A giraffe! Because once the sandwich has been cut, it’s so easy to become the ultimate giraffe-killer and behead the poor animal, as well as cut off its legs and end up with what’s left of its body as your sanwdich! That would be so wrong, especially when kids bite off heads and legs first, thinking they are the most delicious parts to a kill. ENDANGERED-ANIMAL-KILLERS IN THE MAKING.. WE SHOULD BE WARY! 

    But that Pooh Sandwich Maker.. It’s okay to eat Pooh~ He tastes like honey~ 

  70. I think a slug sandwich would be pretty gross. Or basically anything gooey. If I were to eat something like that, I think I’d feel like slimy secretions would ooze out of the bread every time I bit into it… T x T

  71. i think that the most inappropriate sandwich would be an snake because it would look really disgusting ! it once happened to me …once i went to a vietnamese restaurant a saw a chef making a snake looking food.when i tried it out i really couldnt chew the rest of my food because of the snake looking food :P

  72. I think that the most inappropriate sandwich.an ant!! it would rare to make a sandwich like that….Because ants are so small..for it better I eat nothingXDDD

  73. I think that the most inappropriate sandwich.an ant!! it would rare to make a sandwich like that….Because ants are so small..for it better I eat nothingXDDD

  74. A giraffe. How the heck would someone be able to fill a giraffe sandwich? You’d have to cut the fillings so they’re small enough in the neck and legs and big enough for the rest of the body O.O You’d need filling
    stencils or something aswell. Mayhem! A giraffe sandwich would have to be the most flipping amazing sandwich on earth otherwise It just wouldn’t be worth it :P Although, if you didn’t cut lettuce to fit inside the neck, it could look like it was wearing a scarf :D

  75. A giraffe. How the heck would someone be able to fill a giraffe sandwich? You’d have to cut the fillings so they’re small enough in the neck and legs and big enough for the rest of the body O.O You’d need filling
    stencils or something aswell. Mayhem! A giraffe sandwich would have to be the most flipping amazing sandwich on earth otherwise It just wouldn’t be worth it :P Although, if you didn’t cut lettuce to fit inside the neck, it could look like it was wearing a scarf :D

  76. I think the inappropraite sandwich is a cockroach sandwich presser.
    ewwwwwww totaly gross

  77. Most inappropriate sandwich: Naked mole rat!

    But most badass sandwich: Honey badger!

  78. Anonymous

    A little off topic, but I was just thinking that you could also use your
    pooh press to make a really cute rice bento where you put in rice into
    the press shallowly at the bottom and around the edges. Then in the
    middle you could do a yummy canned salmon soy sauce garlic powder white
    pepper marinaded like a onigiri filling (or a filling of your choice),
    then finish up with rice so it’s like your convenience store triangle
    shaped rice ball where you can eat as is, or with a seaweed wrapping it.

  79. x.3jessica

    pedo bear [tumblr] ! HAHAH !  is that classified as an animal ? or if not, a spider ! oh gosh , imagine eating spider cut sandwich, i know I can’t D:

  80. WORM cause it will be just a squiggle

  81. the animal would be most inappropriate for me a porcupine, because would be very difficult to cut the bread and  would dirty my food!!!! ha ha >//u//<

  82. A sea cucumber sandwich press.  Because nobody would get tired of hearing “Your sandwich looks like a turd.”

  83. Catalina Ruiz

    A mantis, it would be terrifying/inappropiate but also a big waste of bread.

  84. Catalina Ruiz

    A mantis, it would be terrifying/inappropiate but also a big waste of bread.

  85. sparker1126

    A Tarsier. If you don’t know what it is or what it looks like, look it up.
    Their eyes look like they can see into your soul and know all your secretsss (o.0)

  86. The rhino would be a very inappropriate animal for the sandwich press! If you just have it’s face directly facing you, it’s horn would look like a gigantic mole on its forehead.

  87. A star nosed Mole is another too. It would be just wrong in my book!

  88. A star nosed Mole is another too. It would be just wrong in my book!

  89. I have to say it would be a cockroach (haha). How could you eat any food with the shape of a cockroach? it’s just disturbing. Although I must say some cultures think of insects as delicious eating snacks (0_o)?

  90. Kathryn Luu

    ohmygosh! it has to be a blobfish!!!! totally google it!! it is the most scary and gross fish i have ever seen!!!

  91. i think it wul be a giraffe cuz like its sooo freaking longg and tall that when u were to make it into a sandwich all u wul get is a thin long plain boring piece of bread cuz of its humongous long neck, also if u were to make the face it wul turn out retarded lookin cuz the face is wide and also long and the kids wul be sort off traumatized or scared because of a mutilated giraffe o.O?? plus i mean really how a can a huge asss giraffe fit into a small piece of bread??!!!…soo yeah thats pretty much why a giraffe wul be the most inappropriate animal shape for a sandwich press…;D

  92. Anonymous

    …….why not make the sandwich, and THEN use the Pooh thingy?  o_O

  93. I think it would be a giraffe, because if their was a giraffe sandwich press when you were to make one all you wul get is a a straight thin piece of bread and it wul leave lots of crumbs and bread behind cuz of its giant long neck…but also if there were to be a giraffe face press u wulnt be able to get the entire face on the sandwich cuz the face is tooo long and it wul turn out retarded , so basically u will just eat a plain piece of bread or a retarded looking “face of a giraffe”…sooo yeah thats pretty much why a giraffe wul be the most inappropriate animal for a sandwich press….:D

  94. I think it could be a monkey :)) because when you make it you don’t if you’re going to eat it or not :D

  95. I think a skunk, because whenever i see a skunk i would automatically think of the smell and it would make the sandwich look unappetizing..  

  96. Natasha K

    komodo dragon. They spit flesh-eating bacteria and probably would translate into kawaii/korean imagery as a beast from hell. Imagine lots of angry eyebrows and fangs. Not cool.

  97. i think a blowfish (also known as pufferfish) imagine ….or california condor

  98. That looks like a bento shape cutter! I wonder if its the same……….
    Anyway, the answer is obviously a goat.That’s like asking your children to eat the face of an old man.
    And goat is so rare in a children’s childhood, who needs goats when you can have a fluffy sheep? ;w;

  99. Helen Choi

    A “gooeyduck” (geoduck).  Or a clam.

  100. i blogz0r

    Aardvarks. They’re just confusing. The new born ones look a little like aliens, and the adults look like a cross between a kangaroo and capybara and something else. Then you add the whole Arthur the aardvark books and cartoons. The cartoon doesn’t even look like an aardvark! ( ok so in the first book he did, but then he got plastic surgery or something). So, now you are eating toast that is making you think of aliens,mutants, and plastic surgery. Aren’t we all non-morning people confused enough in the mornings without thinking about aardvarks? And once you’re on the plastic surgery train of thought, there’s no turning back. Then you start thinking about Michael Jackson, overdoses, doctors, and well, all sorts of scary things in general.

  101. A sewer rat they’re so disgusting and NOT cute looking. Imagine eating that in a sandwich they can bite your tongue back and give you all kinds of diseases. !!!!

  102. i think the most inappropriate would be a cow – utters 

    i was actually thinking human ( naked ) but i don’t thing you would count that as an animal

  103. Hey! I really like your videos – they are so loosely and everytime I watch them I can feel the Korean Air a bit, haha^^ Nahh .. unfortunately not really :)

    I think the most inappropriate animal would be a star-nosed mole … Maybe from the front it would look like a star, but the nose is so unproportional, that you still know it’s a creepy mole^^ Besides it would be hard to smear it properly :D

  104. dora merianos

    I think the most inappropriate would be the cat~ Just think that or a Peacocks xD

  105.  I would think a narwhal sandwich would be really odd! At least a third of the bread would be the horn with the rest the whale body. It would probably end up looking like a syringe or something weird. Take it to work and have a “guess what my sandwich is” corner! Also, you’d waste a lot of bread, especially around its horn.

  106. Beatrice Yeo

    an octopus! cause you’ve got 8 legs to slowly chew off. :D also, if you were to apply blackberry jam/nutella on it, it would look as if it has just squirt out ink. hahahahah.

  107. The most inappropriate animal would be a horse. I mean…just imagine.

  108. sorkii sorkii

    A tapir. There’s something confusingly disturbing about consuming an edible bread print of a tapir.

  109. sorkii sorkii

    A tapir. There’s something confusingly disturbing about consuming an edible bread print of a tapir.

  110. The most inappropiate would be a pussy…cat ;)

  111. the most inappropriate would be an elephant….you know with the trunk….and ears on each side….just the general way elephants look like…..*coughcough*

  112. the most inappropriate animal for a sandwich cutter would be… a human baby face! you know it’d be sort of creepy (for me at least) to go to a baby shower party and that they had baby faced sandwiches…

    or some sort of insect…like those insect shaped gummies. ew.

  113. Jessica Jang

    the most innapropriate would be Oscar the grouch LOL …he’s not (liter)ally an animal..but only animals would liv in a garbage can haha

  114. Jessica Jang

    the most innapropriate would be Oscar the grouch LOL …he’s not (liter)ally an animal..but only animals would liv in a garbage can haha

  115. A mole + a peen = Naked Molerat!

     “Naked Molerats are aliens, they must be. Nothing aside from dongs should look like dongs, for starters. They also feel no pain, won’t suffocate in carbon dioxide rich environments, have one of the widest bites on the planet, and dig and eat with those massive teeth.
    They also live exclusively on 50 lb yams in Africa, and live in a hive-structure like an ant, with a queen molerat attended to by worker molerats.”

    yup most inappropiate animal for a sandwich press ever…and pretty scary too

  116. The sea cucumber would be the most innapropriate… animal(?) for a sandwich cutter. …Especially if it had giant cartoon eyes.

    Also, there are sandwich presses made for Japansese bento that make Smucker’s Uncrustable-esque sandwiches in different shapes.

  117. As long as it’s a Pooh sandwich and not a poo sandwich. Oh homophones…

  118. Anonymous

    Blobfish. Not only would it be depressing, but I’m sure it would encourage bullying of either the fish, or the young child with the sandwich.

  119. Anonymous

    Could you toast it before you cut it? Maybe that’ll make it toast more evenly.

    A very long snake, the longest you can make out a piece of bread. It’s too thin to make into a sandwhich, so you’ll just have to dip it in jam and enjoy it that way. ^^

  120. Definitely a pedobear-shaped sandwich press. It already planned you to eat him so that he’d rape your internal organs. /SHOT

  121. A worm shaped sandwich. Not only a waste of bread but embarrassment to eat.

  122. I think a dung beetle would be a pretty inappropriate sandwich shape! Who’d want to eat something that rolls dung? Then again, who’d want to eat “pooh?” ;) 

  123. I would have to say the most inappropriate sandwhich shape would be one made from the 2007 worlds ugliest dog winner ELWOOD (http://articles.sfgate.com/2007-06-23/bay-area/17251115_1_world-s-ugliest-dog-contest-chinese-crested-chihuahua-named-at-dog). The second you posed this question it made me think of that dog cause its haunted me forever ^___^;; lol. If it was made into a sandwhich I would never be able to eat one again O__o

  124. I would have to say the most inappropriate sandwhich shape would be one made from the 2007 worlds ugliest dog winner ELWOOD (http://articles.sfgate.com/2007-06-23/bay-area/17251115_1_world-s-ugliest-dog-contest-chinese-crested-chihuahua-named-at-dog). The second you posed this question it made me think of that dog cause its haunted me forever ^___^;; lol. If it was made into a sandwhich I would never be able to eat one again O__o

  125. Anonymous

    a snake, because not only would the sandwich be shaped rather phallic-ly, but the left over bread would also seem quite, promiscuously shaped.

  126. I think a ferret would be veeeeery inappropriate, for obvious reasons. :/

  127. Anonymous

    I would probably have tyo say…. a human being shaped sandwich maker. Because, really, do you want your seven year old telling people they love to eat MANWICHES??? Also, we do not need to start training the children to eat people, because you know, just in case of a zombie apocalypse, we wouldn’t want them to already think people are yummy…

  128. I think the Aye-aye (it’s a lemur, rodent, gremlin thing) would be the worst one. Not only are they quite terrible to look at, but they are also considered a symbol of death in some places. Thay eat grubs too, so idk if you wanna eat something that eats those….or a grub on its own…. a grub press would be gross. Any bug really O^O

  129. I think the Aye-aye (it’s a lemur, rodent, gremlin thing) would be the worst one. Not only are they quite terrible to look at, but they are also considered a symbol of death in some places. Thay eat grubs too, so idk if you wanna eat something that eats those….or a grub on its own…. a grub press would be gross. Any bug really O^O

  130. Anonymous

    I actually have a really cute sandwich cutter I got to help get my three-year old boys to eat sandwiches.  It cuts off the crusts and makes two little dinosaur shaped sandwiches.  It is adorable!

  131. I would, in a most juvenile manner, pair a donkey sandwich with the Pooh sandwich.  This would be to reunite the creation (Pooh) with the creator (A**).  Hooray for low brow COMEDY!

  132. A flatfish because the eyes of the fish are asymmetrical and creepy. So when a kid gets their sandwich all they will see are the “eyes” staring back at them in an extremely creepy manner, the kid will be too horrified/traumatized to eat the sandwich or go to an aquarium.

  133. Anonymous

    An anteater. It just looks wrong.

  134. a Simon sandwish. from hyuna – bubble pop musical mondays… that was freakin scary, dude. 

  135. Ivana Macarayon

    Top’s face, because who would eat TOP??

  136. Michelle Lee

    A Heffalump because Pooh and his friends would be traumatized to see Lumpy eaten.

  137. Halibut. I don’t want two misplaced eyes staring back at me while I am nom-ing. Or maybe you could flip it over and just see no eyes at all…

  138. Halibut. I don’t want two misplaced eyes staring back at me while I am nom-ing. Or maybe you could flip it over and just see no eyes at all…

  139. Halibut. I don’t want two misplaced eyes staring back at me while I am nom-ing. Or maybe you could flip it over and just see no eyes at all…

  140. I think the most inappropriate would be leech. Imagine there’s strawberry jam on it, it just like, omg the leech suck my blood!

  141. Anonymous

    In my opinion, the most inappropriate animal to be made into a sandwich is a Proboscis monkey. I think if you saw a picture of this animals face you might understand why I wouldn’t feel comfortable eating a sandwich shaped like it…

  142. Anonymous

    In my opinion, the most inappropriate animal to be made into a sandwich is a Proboscis monkey. I think if you saw a picture of this animals face you might understand why I wouldn’t feel comfortable eating a sandwich shaped like it…

  143. Anonymous

    In my opinion, the most inappropriate animal to be made into a sandwich is a Proboscis monkey. I think if you saw a picture of this animals face you might understand why I wouldn’t feel comfortable eating a sandwich shaped like it…

  144. Anonymous

    In my opinion, the most inappropriate animal to be made into a sandwich is a Proboscis monkey. I think if you saw a picture of this animals face you might understand why I wouldn’t feel comfortable eating a sandwich shaped like it…

  145. Anonymous

    In my opinion, the most inappropriate animal to be made into a sandwich is a Proboscis monkey. I think if you saw a picture of this animals face you might understand why I wouldn’t feel comfortable eating a sandwich shaped like it…

  146. I think the most inappropriate would be a mouse, now they can be all cute and fun as pets, but in reality wild mice are really gross. they chew up all your food and clothes. they leave about a zillion little poo pellets everywhere, and make nests to have their babies in the back of your drawers. not to mention they were kinda the reason for the spread of the black plague. Very icky, and not good. potentially very cute, but not realistic at all.

  147. I think the most inappropriate would be a mouse, now they can be all cute and fun as pets, but in reality wild mice are really gross. they chew up all your food and clothes. they leave about a zillion little poo pellets everywhere, and make nests to have their babies in the back of your drawers. not to mention they were kinda the reason for the spread of the black plague. Very icky, and not good. potentially very cute, but not realistic at all.

  148. I think the most inappropriate would be a mouse, now they can be all cute and fun as pets, but in reality wild mice are really gross. they chew up all your food and clothes. they leave about a zillion little poo pellets everywhere, and make nests to have their babies in the back of your drawers. not to mention they were kinda the reason for the spread of the black plague. Very icky, and not good. potentially very cute, but not realistic at all.

  149. I think the most inappropriate would be a mouse, now they can be all cute and fun as pets, but in reality wild mice are really gross. they chew up all your food and clothes. they leave about a zillion little poo pellets everywhere, and make nests to have their babies in the back of your drawers. not to mention they were kinda the reason for the spread of the black plague. Very icky, and not good. potentially very cute, but not realistic at all.

  150. Barney the Dinosaur.  Admittedly old school, but what’s up with a dancing, giggling dinosaur who sings to children of his love?

  151. If you’re making a customized sandwich for children, which is with the help of ‘sandwich presses’, a dog would be inappropriate. ….
    For example, momma gave little Johnny a dog sandwich (hmmm..) and he eats it. He may want more, but momma said, “You already ate enough, sweetheart.” But little Johnny really want another piece and went to their pet dog and tried to bite it.. tsk tsk tsk.. 
    You can imagine what’ll happen next.
    Who would want to eat a dog-shaped sandwich? I’d probably just stare at it. Especially if you have a dog, you wouldn’t dare..

    P.S. A spider sandwich seems scary with jam because its a spider! with blood-like spread! LOL.
     If they do make that, somebody will be like NOM NOM NOM im eating a spider, and those who’ll hear that will just give disgusted faces at you..

    :)

  152. A unicorn obviously.  They are an endangered species after all…

  153. A unicorn obviously.  They are an endangered species after all…

  154. A unicorn obviously.  They are an endangered species after all…

  155. Haha! I’m from Quebec and the accent is not really like that, but it was hilarious!

  156. Definitely a monkey…. It would kiss, touch, rub and eat all of your bananas :D

  157. Definitely a monkey…. It would kiss, touch, rub and eat all of your bananas :D

  158. Definitely a monkey…. It would kiss, touch, rub and eat all of your bananas :D

  159. well great!! I didn’t realize someone had said “SEAL” in their blooper video. D:

  160. Actually, I think that a baby seal would be the most inappropriate shape for this reason:

    Martina: Hey  Simon What are you eating?

    Simon: A baby seal Club sandwich! Muhahahahahahhaaha

    Martina: D: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

  161. I think a rooster would make for an inappropriate sandwich press – “Would you like some meat on your cock sandwich? Ladies~” I can think of so many more inappropriate phrases for this.

  162. a Komondor Dog… Hairy sandwich, anyone?

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  204. I would say a girraffe would be the most innapropriate you wouldn’t even be able to fit the whole shape on the sandwich!

  205. An Anglerfish as it is just plain freaky man.

  206. fangtooth fish cause i find them extrealmy scary so would u :=0

  207. a gejigeji or a centipade ……*scared*

  208. a jelly fish :) it has too many tenyecals or whatever u call it :

  209. brentphan1

    a elephant will be the most inappropriate because if you mess up you it will look like a croch. so if you do have one over there be careful

  210. an earthworm.
    #1 because it would remind you of your younger days when friends dared/made you to eat them (not that i speak from experience….ahem…..)
    #2 and because well…think of the waste of crust on that one. you cut out one earth worm and then you have one squiggly piece and still a big piece of bread left over.
    then again, you could make an earthworm family, cover in jam and you have…JELLY WORMS!! only not so candyish!..but mmm….Jam!

  211. An elephant would be inappropriate because its trunk wouldn’t fit, it would just be guillotined off. Awkward elephant without a trunk. :(

  212. skunk!!!!! I would feel like eating fart-smelling nasty sandwich phahahahaha

  213. I just saw a whole stack of these at Lotte Mart today!  I was going to grab one for the lolz, but couldn’t figure out how my sandwich stuffs (jam, mayo, etc) wouldn’t leak out of the nose and eye holes.  x_x
     

  214. Anonymous

    hahaha a bug comes to my mind like a cockroach or something. Do insects count? If not then like a ugh turkey vultures. I see those around where I live they are the ugliest things I’ve ever seen.

  215. while a seal wouldn’t be bad, simon, i think a sandwich cutter in the shape of seal the singer would be highly disturbing.  think about it.
    ugh.
    i suppose you’d need some sort of multi-grain bread to recreate the texture of– no, this is going too far. ew. XP  i think that would be the worst sandwich ever.

  216. Round hairy little balls called hamsters. Ever been bitten by one? Don’t let their twinkling little black pearly eyes deceive you. I rest my case honorables Simon and Martina.

  217. Round hairy little balls called hamsters. Ever been bitten by one? Don’t let their twinkling little black pearly eyes deceive you. I rest my case honorables Simon and Martina.

  218. LIZARDS, because they’re like the most disgusting animal on earth and no one would want to eat a lizard-shaped sandwich.

  219. or a stick insect. i mean you would get the tiniest slither of bread from it. but on the plus side you could use it as a bread moustache

  220. i think an ostrich because they are scary as hell and you lose about half of the bread due to the holes for the eyes. (srsly, their eyes are like the size of my fist. its crazy!)

  221. Anonymous

    A huge fly…because after your bread is in fly form, you dont know where to start eating it because after all, flies are dirty.

  222. Vultures.  Are you gonna eat them or are they gonna eat you?

  223. Anonymous

    The lemur from the “Madagascar” movie that had big eyes and went mimimimimimi. It’s just too cute, I would never eat that sandwich! : D

  224. Anonymous

    The lemur from the “Madagascar” movie that had big eyes and went mimimimimimi. It’s just too cute, I would never eat that sandwich! : D

  225. rae shane

    a Sperm Whale.. would be.. pretty… traumatizing O__O

  226. at the end i think you have made a mistake with the last week and bloopers

  227. I think a Angler fish would be shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press all those teeth that would be scary and a waste of bread.

  228. Dogs. Most families have dogs as pets. Imagine the kids eating sandwiches in shapes of their pets.

  229. Juliana Do

    whatever barney is, a dinosaur?im not sure

  230. Juliana Do

    whatever barney is, a dinosaur?im not sure

  231. i know a cartoon that is really cute but inappropriate for sandwich;-)) it call “Mono Mini” “happy tree friends” omg!!! they are really adorable but can’t eat them ;-) i guess that is how i understand  your question ;-/ mmm… guys am i right?!?!?

  232. i know a cartoon that is really cute but inappropriate for sandwich;-)) it call “Mono Mini” “happy tree friends” omg!!! they are really adorable but can’t eat them ;-) i guess that is how i understand  your question ;-/ mmm… guys am i right?!?!?

  233. I think having a hammerhead shark-shaped sandwich would be creepy, because the head is literally like O________O 

  234. Duck-shaped sandwich press!! Now imagine if feeding real ducks at the park with bread ducks, wouldn’t that be kind of like cannibalism?
    A flock of ducks tearing apart that little fluffy bread slice shaped like baby duck….Piece by piece…

  235. i say there’s a tie between the  Giant IsopodAye-aye and the 

  236. rutha80

    the mother alien from the movie alien vs. predator

  237. Absolem the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland cuz he smokes and you know that’s inappropriate for lil’ kids

  238. Absolem the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland cuz he smokes and you know that’s inappropriate for lil’ kids

  239. jessica richardson

    Imma gonna go with…..hmmmm…..a jellyfish….even if all the tentacles are cut up/separated it would be a bit tedious and traumatizing for younger ones/ones with no patience to fix as a  sandwich…not to mention it would look a lot like this C=

  240. Christina L.

    Hello ^^ Martina and Simon….. *cough cough* I mean Simon and Martina oops my bad Simon…. but your  welcome Martina :) tehe.
    To answer you question in the most possible way (for me) is hard to actually answer :P, no offense. Personally for me right away I thought a Mr.Pedo Bear sandwich press!! Mr. Pedo Bear is always inappropriate, but then I thought Is it even a animal? Then finally I came to a conclusion the sandwich press would be a Mr. Pedo Bear! (I expand my creativity further! But I still hope it is in the guide lines?) Mr.Pedo Bear would be full body with his arms up (like in the bear position *RAWRR!!*) which would traumatize children in itself. Mr. Pedo bear would also be inappropriate because while toasting it because Mr.Pedo bear has small RAWR* arms if you burn it they will fall right off and make Mr.Pedo bear into a Zombie!! That would be even more traumatizing for not only children but for everyone
    (and Martina too).
    Thank you for reading (or not reading) this HUUGGEE comment. Sorry if I hurt your eyes :S hehe.

  241. Christina L.

    Hello ^^ Martina and Simon….. *cough cough* I mean Simon and Martina oops my bad Simon…. but your  welcome Martina :) tehe.
    To answer you question in the most possible way (for me) is hard to actually answer :P, no offense. Personally for me right away I thought a Mr.Pedo Bear sandwich press!! Mr. Pedo Bear is always inappropriate, but then I thought Is it even a animal? Then finally I came to a conclusion the sandwich press would be a Mr. Pedo Bear! (I expand my creativity further! But I still hope it is in the guide lines?) Mr.Pedo Bear would be full body with his arms up (like in the bear position *RAWRR!!*) which would traumatize children in itself. Mr. Pedo bear would also be inappropriate because while toasting it because Mr.Pedo bear has small RAWR* arms if you burn it they will fall right off and make Mr.Pedo bear into a Zombie!! That would be even more traumatizing for not only children but for everyone
    (and Martina too).
    Thank you for reading (or not reading) this HUUGGEE comment. Sorry if I hurt your eyes :S hehe.

  242. A slug sandwich. Besides being slimy and gross in real life, your sandwich press would form the bread into a long turd. I mean, have you seen a cute slug before? NO YOU HAVEN’T.

  243. A slug sandwich. Besides being slimy and gross in real life, your sandwich press would form the bread into a long turd. I mean, have you seen a cute slug before? NO YOU HAVEN’T.

  244. Hannah Schmierer

    I would have to say the blobfish. The fact that it has “blob” in its name says a lot about its attractiveness, or lack thereof. Seriously. If Disney started doing anthropomorphic horror movies, this guy would probably end up as the villain’s blobby henchman, at least. In all fairness, that poor fish never had a chance. I mean, it does inhabit the waters of Australia, Land of Horrifying Beasts.

  245. Hannah Schmierer

    I would have to say the blobfish. The fact that it has “blob” in its name says a lot about its attractiveness, or lack thereof. Seriously. If Disney started doing anthropomorphic horror movies, this guy would probably end up as the villain’s blobby henchman, at least. In all fairness, that poor fish never had a chance. I mean, it does inhabit the waters of Australia, Land of Horrifying Beasts.

    • Anonymous

      That awkward moment when you find your younger sister commenting on something online. Hi! Back on topic, I think an ant-eater would be the most inappropriate for reasons self-explanatory.. 

    • Anonymous

      That awkward moment when you find your younger sister commenting on something online. Hi! Back on topic, I think an ant-eater would be the most inappropriate for reasons self-explanatory.. 

  246. Hannah Schmierer

    I would have to say the blobfish. The fact that it has “blob” in its name says a lot about its attractiveness, or lack thereof. Seriously. If Disney started doing anthropomorphic horror movies, this guy would probably end up as the villain’s blobby henchman, at least. In all fairness, that poor fish never had a chance. I mean, it does inhabit the waters of Australia, Land of Horrifying Beasts.

  247. And OH!! Koala. They are so cute. I don’t even eat the lotte koala march or meiji’s hello panda. Cause they are so cute and just couldn’t eat them. Just look at it and you’ll be sorry just even to take a bite.

  248. I think panda bears. They look so cuddly and lovable. And their face a really innocent. Every time I see a panda (animal, picture and stuffed toys) I really want to hug them and own one. They the most friendly bears out there. Seriously I could never eat anything that has panda on it. If I have a sandwich press with panda on it. My younger cousins would kill me. They also love pandas. :)

  249. Anonymous

    I’m going to have to go with the fennec fox. I mean, plenty of other animals and foxes are cute, but, really, how could you eat anything that looked remotely like it knowing that you’re crushing it with your dull human teeth and then sending it down to be slowly melted by acidic liquids?

  250. Hahaaa Martina, the way you said “sandwich” was TOTALLY Québécois! I laughed a lot but I was just really glad to hear you say Quebec, yeah! There’s a lot of fans of eatyourkimchi here and we love you guys!

    And I would really like sandwiches more if they were pooh sandwiches hahaa~~
    As for the most inappropriate one… FOR ME it would be a rabbit ’cause they’re creepy O_O. But I must be the only one thinking that so yeah! XD

  251. Hahaaa Martina, the way you said “sandwich” was TOTALLY Québécois! I laughed a lot but I was just really glad to hear you say Quebec, yeah! There’s a lot of fans of eatyourkimchi here and we love you guys!

    And I would really like sandwiches more if they were pooh sandwiches hahaa~~
    As for the most inappropriate one… FOR ME it would be a rabbit ’cause they’re creepy O_O. But I must be the only one thinking that so yeah! XD

  252. i think it would be a narwhal. since they have really long….horns? at the top of their heads. like if you were trying to eat that and someone walked in on you. it would be funny trying to explain that to them.

  253. i think it would be a narwhal. since they have really long….horns? at the top of their heads. like if you were trying to eat that and someone walked in on you. it would be funny trying to explain that to them.

  254. love your desktop backround! what is it? :D

  255. Isabelle Bizzarro

    i think that probably the most inappropriate sandwich cutout press maker whatever you call it would be a cow i mean the face would be fine but the body would be awkward because of the utter i mean imagine taking a bite out of that that seems really nasty :P. Thinking about it makes me get goosebumps and also india would be highly offended cause cows are sacred O__O

  256. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?
    David Hasselhoff.
    Because it is David Hasselhoff.

  257. Anonymous

    I think a pig (mmmm…delicious bacon) would be a very inappropriate
    animal for a sandwich press maker. Specially if you are vegetarian. It
    reminds you of what you can’t have. bwahahahaha. that is so mean.

  258. Anonymous

    I think a pig (mmmm…delicious bacon) would be a very inappropriate
    animal for a sandwich press maker. Specially if you are vegetarian. It
    reminds you of what you can’t have. bwahahahaha. that is so mean.

  259. I think that the most inappropriate kind of sandwich press there could be would be a centipede because can you just imagine!? With the legs and whatnot *shudder* absolutely disgusting. No offence to bug/centipede lovers. Plus it would be weird to have your friends over at your house and your mom coming in and saying, “Who wants centipede sandwiches?” Also what if there was strawberry jelly on there? It would look like blood!

  260. Something that surely I would not eat, would be a cockroach sandwich or a bug, that’s really gross haha > _ <

  261. The most inappropriate animal for a “sandwich press maker thingy” would be a tailless
    whip scorpion. (It looks like it’s a mix between a spider, a cockroach, and a scorpion) It would be very hard to mold it’s long, skinny legs
    and it would end up being mostly wasted bread. They even have pincers,
    so your sandwich would look like it is going to jump up and hurt you at
    any moment. Even if you did succeed in molding it, how would you get it
    out of the toaster or put anything on it? It would look too creepy to eat
    anyway.

  262. I was going to say Elmo would be traumatizing because 1) who doesn’t love Elmo and 2) who wouldn’t be traumatized by eating Elmo/setting Elmo on fire in the toaster; but then I watched the video and you mentioned toasting Pooh Bear.

    So my final answer for the most inappropriate sandwich press would be a spider (which I know isn’t exactly an animal). It would either be super tiny to be an accurate size (thus being too small to fulfill an appetite) OR it would be ridiculously disproportion to the real size and traumatize all children into thinking that spiders that size exist. OR it might teach children that it’s okay to eat a spider which is just nasty (and with those poisonous ones out there-eek).

  263. The most inappropriate animal (though it isn’t actually an animal) would be… a planarian hahaha

  264. Most inappropriate sandwich press?

    I’m pretty sure it would be a rooster without a doubt, simply because of the double meaning it holds. I mean, just imagine a friend chilling with you asking, “Hey, what’cha munching on?”, and you simply answer, “Oh nothing much. Just a cock..erel sandwich.”

    Eh? Eh?

    Am I right?

  265. A shrimp would be the most inappropriate animal for a sandwich. It would waste a lot of bread and shrimps are creepy!

  266. I think a really inappropriate sandwich one would be like a rat or a pigeon because what would it sound like a parent asking their children “Hey kid who would like to eat some rats and pigeons for lunch”

  267. Anonymous

    a hamster or guine pig

  268. Anonymous

    A Korean idol/star… I mean they have socks and stuff but can’t you just imagine TOP’s face on a sandwich? Or like, Kim Hyun Joong?

    Wrong, on so many levels. >_<

    [And yes, a human is an animal. Depending on who you ask...]

  269. Anonymous

    A gorilla would be the worst. We supposedly evolve from them so…it would be like having a CANABLE SANDWICH

  270. Anonymous

    I think a gorilla would be pretty inappropriate. We did evolve from them. It would be like being a CANABLE!

  271. A worm or catapillar.  It would look like you be wanting to eat dick. XD

  272. A worm or catapillar.  It would look like you be wanting to eat dick. XD

  273. kohaku uchiha

    a hamster or guine pig would look totally freaky.

  274. kohaku uchiha

    a hamster or guine pig would look totally freaky.

  275. kohaku uchiha

    a hamster or guine pig would look totally freaky.

  276. a platypus! it would took really awkward with the beak and tail…  

  277. a platypus! it would took really awkward with the beak and tail…  

  278. A possum (I don’t know if they have them in other countries, but they do in the U.S.)  They look like an EVIL over sized rat.  Tail and all.

  279. A possum (I don’t know if they have them in other countries, but they do in the U.S.)  They look like an EVIL over sized rat.  Tail and all.

  280. artiepower

    A fox! When i was a kid i learned a LaFontaine fable about a crow and a fox. The fox stole the crow’s cheese with his beautiful words! So, im my head, all the fox was or even now, are hypocrite. So i think that a fox could be one of these animals who want to kidnap all the kids and eat them secretly because they taste too good o_o
    And, by the way, i’m a from québec and i think that Martina québécois accent wasn’t so bad :) But for Simons … it will be a looooong road to an “acceptable” québécois accent :P

  281. artiepower

    A fox! When i was a kid i learned a LaFontaine fable about a crow and a fox. The fox stole the crow’s cheese with his beautiful words! So, im my head, all the fox was or even now, are hypocrite. So i think that a fox could be one of these animals who want to kidnap all the kids and eat them secretly because they taste too good o_o
    And, by the way, i’m a from québec and i think that Martina québécois accent wasn’t so bad :) But for Simons … it will be a looooong road to an “acceptable” québécois accent :P

  282. I think the most innapropriate animal for a sandwhich would be a worm or a elephant. worm cause its all long and long. a elephant because its going to look weird.

  283. Umm, I would have to say the most inappropriate  sandwich cutter would be a condom , for obvious reason (o^_’)b, I understand If you decide to delete this, but I do know other ones but this is internet safe (^o^)/

  284. Umm, I would have to say the most inappropriate  sandwich cutter would be a condom , for obvious reason (o^_’)b, I understand If you decide to delete this, but I do know other ones but this is internet safe (^o^)/

  285. I think this is a wonderful object. What better way to convince your children to eat something other than ice cream, chips and other stuff! Your child brought home a bunch of friends and you dont know what to whip up for them? How about a pooh bear sandwich, or a dolphin, panda, dragon .. whatever.
    Damn … where do I sign up to migrate to South Korea……..

    As for an inappropriate animal for a sandwich press …a vampire bat? Or a Skunk :D

  286. most inappropriate would be a human. Children will be totally traumatized when they see a nicely cut human sandwich popping out of the toaster. And I wouldn’t like to put jam on that thing cos it’ll look like you just slashed that human sandwich or humandwich or whatever it is

  287. Anonymous

    - The most inappropriate animal would be Philippine Tarsiers. Lol!

  288. Anonymous

    - The most inappropriate animal would be Philippine Tarsiers. Lol!

  289. Anonymous

    - The most inappropriate animal would be Philippine Tarsiers. Lol!

  290. “Pooh-wiches, for when you’re rumbly in your tummy”

  291. (Most Inappropriate Animal)
    Platypus for sure.
    No one would be able to figure out what it is…
    or what end to start eating from.

    for children… HEDWIG!
    best.owl.ever…
    I could never eat her!

  292. Anonymous

    a flea.  it would be so small, you would have a lot of crust (and the soft part as well) left over!

  293. THE BLOB FISH! Google it… it’s a gross looking thing
     O__o

  294. So, upon watching this post, my first thought was the theme song for ‘The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh’, which was, like, one of my favorite shows when I was a little kid. After the video was over, the ‘Up Next’ link was for a video of that theme song. So I clicked on it, turned the volume up really loud, and sang along (I still knew every single word even though I haven’t seen/heard this in years). I love coming across things of my childhood like this!

  295. So, upon watching this post, my first thought was the theme song for ‘The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh’, which was, like, one of my favorite shows when I was a little kid. After the video was over, the ‘Up Next’ link was for a video of that theme song. So I clicked on it, turned the volume up really loud, and sang along (I still knew every single word even though I haven’t seen/heard this in years). I love coming across things of my childhood like this!

  296. *crying* That was sooo funny! Your bloopers are hilarious! 

  297. *crying* That was sooo funny! Your bloopers are hilarious! 

  298. *crying* That was sooo funny! Your bloopers are hilarious! 

  299. Bhuti Tenzin

    a coakroach =______= Children’s are so gonna be disgusted by it and also an octupus, it will be hard to cut them out with thier legs….

  300. Bhuti Tenzin

    a coakroach =______= Children’s are so gonna be disgusted by it and also an octupus, it will be hard to cut them out with thier legs….

  301. Bhuti Tenzin

    a coakroach =______= Children’s are so gonna be disgusted by it and also an octupus, it will be hard to cut them out with thier legs….

  302. Bhuti Tenzin

    a coakroach =______= Children’s are so gonna be disgusted by it and also an octupus, it will be hard to cut them out with thier legs….

  303. A vampire sandwich cutter would be super entertaining … after you’re done playing with them, you get to kill them by FIRE MURDER (a toaster).

  304. lexi van

    i think a monkey,camel or a penguin! because your eating an awkward/weird/cute animal! xD

  305. My first choice would be a Blobfish. Who would wanna eat something that ugly staring you in the face? Or a Proboscis Monkey for the same reason. Though I would totally buy a Proboscis sandwich maker.

  306. A squid! Not an octopus but a squid. I mean come on, make a silhouette of one and what does that look like? Then imagine children eating it, crustless. Yeah. . . the pedobear will have a new snack lure! =:} 

  307. I think a Dik Dik would be totally inappropriate or a Sphynx cat.

  308. a sea cucumber. it’d be so gross and weird and the children will have no idea what its suppose to be. haha

  309. I think a human sandwich would be inappropriate (hey, we’re animals too!) And that would make you a cannibal. Or even worse, how about a “Human Centipede” sandwich? No further comment…

    Actually I do have one more comment, why haven’t I followed you guise on teh Twitter all this time? *DERP*

  310. Martha Nguyen

    An elephant, i just put down the first animal that popped into my head ;D

  311. Star-Nosed Mole only its head the body is to big
    i mean if you really look at it youll see what i see

  312. Star-Nosed Mole only its head the body is to big
    i mean if you really look at it youll see what i see

  313. A Snake.
    I mean, come on, can you imagine it? “Jimmy, come eat your snake~!” yeah… traumatizing children (and/or parents) since the beginnings of time…
    Pedo-snake..

  314. Honestly I would say a person, humans are animals too. Letting kids eat sandwich cut-outs of other animals isn’t that horrible because hey most kids eat meat anyways their food just looks a bit cuter then normal. Now a person food cutter-out thing would teach your children cannibalism is a-okay (which it really isn’t).

  315. I think pig-shaped sandwiches would be a little unsettling. Like, imagine giving your child a pig-shaped ham sandwich. “Hooray, I love little pigs! Hey, where does ham come from?” 

    AWKWARD.

  316. I go for mantodeas (also called mantises) And I have several reasons: First: Since Kung Fu Panda we all do know that they are Kung Fu Masters, so your sandwich will kick your face as soon as you want to take a bite. Second (this is even more dangerous) …. well you know guys what mantodeas ladies do with their partners after… well you know what. Yes! They kill them (not blowing up like the ladies from 2ne1 are doing it, as we learnt from last MusikModay, but they eat them…. ) so imagine: “THE sandwich – you eat it and it will eat you!” And 3rd: They are just too skinny and they have huge eyes compared to the rest of their bodies…. so: What a waste!
    I hope this is convincing. Since I am a big fan of toast I completely felt in love with this po-….. sandwich former! 

  317. skunks are always inappropriate and they reek

  318. The Socially Awkward Penguin, because when he tries to make a new friend he’ll end up being brutally murdered by a toaster.

  319. Anonymous

    The most inappropriate animal sandwich press would be the naked mole rat. If you have ever seen one of them in real life it is the freakiest thing you will ever see!

  320. Anonymous

    The most inappropriate animal sandwich press would be the naked mole rat. If you have ever seen one of them in real life it is the freakiest thing you will ever see!

  321. Anonymous

    The most inappropriate animal sandwich press would be the naked mole rat. If you have ever seen one of them in real life it is the freakiest thing you will ever see!

  322. A male Centaur. Like a RIPPED male Centaur.

  323. i think the most inappropriate animal for a sandwich press would definitely be the star nosed mole because you can hardly see it’s face (maybe it doesn’t even have one xD)
    If it’s made into a sandwich press, it would just look like a furry creature with millions of little fingers sticking out from random places! /:

  324. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

  325. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

  326. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

  327. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

  328. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

  329. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

  330. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

  331. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

  332. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

  333. …apparently there’s no “delete” button.

  334. i think an octopus,because the octopus have to many tentacles and the kids won’t eat that. 

  335. porcupine sandwich press of DOOM! seriously, it’d be like the iron maiden of sandwich presses…talk about traumatizing….

  336. Erin Clepper

    A sea cucumber. They look like oversized slugs, and they kind of just ooze around everywhere. And apparently, according to Wikipedia, they can eject their internal organs at will as defense. Who would want a sandwich like that? Not me! D:

  337. a snake sandwhich press, it would waste the most bread. also it wouldn’t even make a sandwhich, it would be more like a breadstick.

  338. bianca tran

    a boy band sandwich press.  noms

  339. Ivana Macarayon

    Possibly a turtle cause they look so awkward……LIKE AN AWKWARD TURTLE (saying it like Simon’s “Like a Man”)

  340. Llamas. Llamas spit, and I don’t want any llama spit in my sandwich. Or cookies. Or giant cookie ice cream sandwiches rolled in chocolate chips. Better to just avoid the shape all together

  341. A monkey sandwich press. They’re practically cousins to human beings and that’s not right to eat family. Also, we must always be on our guard against a monkey attack, have you seen Planet of the Apes???

  342. How about a Donkey/Ass sandwich??
    My little cousines would be thrilled!

  343. steph best

    A meer-kat sandwhich !

  344. A Whale Sandwich… in it’s actual size. MWAHAHAHA!

  345. Anonymous

    which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why? definitely Bowser. no kid wants to eat a jerk like him. he’s like a dragon turtle or something. 
    and i’m sure Mario would agree :)

  346. Alex Chartrand

    I can see you’re good at imitating seals… But not at imitating Quebec accent! Sorry guys! haha

  347.  A Opossum sandwich cutter. What better way to show your kids you care by giving them some vicious and ugly animal ^^

  348.  one that looks like Beetlejuice would keep me from eating sandwiches for eternity

  349.  one that looks like Beetlejuice would keep me from eating sandwiches for eternity

  350.  one that looks like Beetlejuice would keep me from eating sandwiches for eternity

  351. A Nudibranch sandwich is the most unappealing I can think of. They come in so many shapes and sizes so there’s not one distinct shape that screams “Nudibranch!” And they’re pretty tiny. 

    “Uh, thanks for this…really small lumpy awful looking sandwich guys…” 

  352. Drop bears! IE, vicious koala bears. These should definitely not be made cute and cuddly into a sandwich cutter =P

  353. for inappropriate for a sandwich press cow but i dont know why ! heheh

  354. I’m thinking an elephant head. Children all over associate them with circuses and cartoons, but imagine if the face didn’t come out right….it would look like… a boy’s pee pee. O.o

  355. a rooster the combination of the name wouldn’t sound so delicious if you use the right name for a rooster :D

  356. I think a Dung Beetle would probs make the most inappropriate sandwich. I mean it’s a Dung Beetle, it’s gross enough by itself, but to actually eat it…yum… :

  357. Anything shaped like a baboon butt would of course be the most innapropriate… But what better way to show your kids you love them?

  358. To me the most inappropriate animal or bug sandwich/cookie cutter would be…a slug. Now that wouldn’t be an attractive sandwich.

  359. I think a Proboscis monkey would be inappropriate animal to make as a sandwich press maker.Not only does it sound unappealing.The long nose on it…anyone with an inappropriate mind would find it odd to eat.

  360. a skunk!! you would 2nd guess eating a skunk sandwich 

  361. xxlexandrosxx

    a naked mole-rat, it’s pretty ugly..

  362. xxlexandrosxx

    a naked mole-rat, it’s pretty ugly..

  363. xxlexandrosxx

    a naked mole-rat, it’s pretty ugly..

  364. xxlexandrosxx

    a naked mole-rat, it’s pretty ugly..

  365. xxlexandrosxx

    a naked mole-rat, it’s pretty ugly..

  366. xxlexandrosxx

    a naked mole-rat, it’s pretty ugly..

  367. A unicorn sandwich press! Imagine it, your favorite horned companion gets turned into a feast for little children. You’d never want to eat a sandwich again. It sounds about as traumatizing as eating Hello Kitty. 

  368. I think a snake sandwich press would be pretty inappropriate. I mean, really, you’d waste so much bread. Or a gerbil. A gerbil would be pretty creepy and wrong.

  369. Jaki Carroway

    Hmmm I guess I’d have to say a bald eagle. When will you ever get the chance to bite into one of those bad boys? Plus what’s more american than taking a big bit out of your national, endangered, bird!

  370. Muggledore

    a gecko~~ preferably suffering from exophthalmos =)
    totally inappropriate!!!

  371. A blue whale.. ‘Cause 1. you shouldn’t kill whales so you shouldn’t eat them. 2. you would need WAY too many sandwiches to make a blue whale sandwich! O__O

  372. A WIENER DOG sandwich..
    It long, big and.. hairy…
    And, it ironically has the name “wiener”
    The thought innocent children happily eating it and messed up teens laughing at it…. O_O

  373. A cow! Would you want to eat their udders? Especially if they looked like this -> http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af141/iFireflies/cow.jpg.
    innocent children eating dangle-y, round things. tsk, tsk. their childhood is forever ruined.

  374. A platypus would be very inappropriate

  375. A platypus would be very inappropriate ^______________________^

  376. Ah! The tripod fish (this thing… http://www.glogster.com/media/5/35/73/29/35732902.jpg) I mean, really. Wouldn’t that just be creepy?

  377. Anonymous

    I think a giraffe would be the most inappropriate. Because it’s neck and head is so skinny and long it would waste all the excess bread!!!

  378. A shark’s mouth, like it’s gonna bite your head off, because man would that be a waste of bread! (like only the teeth would be made out of bread heheh)

  379. a jellyfish! :D now that would be really weird… you’d have the round top and then all the dangly legs on the bottom… if you try to toast it all the legs would probably fall off and catch fire. so, not very appropriate.
    …well, then again, you could put peanut butter on it and call it a peanut butter and jellie sandwich. :D …ah, wait. never mind >___> lol

  380. Kairi Kaname

    An elephant…if you think about the shape of its head with the two giant ears and long nose….and then think about it again with a less appropriate state of mind, you’ll realize that that is not the ideal shape of a sandwich that you want your kids to enjoy eating. lol.

  381. A snake would be weird! I mean, what would be the point of a sandwich with almost no bread o__o!

  382. A WEREWOLF SANDWICH!! A mom will be cutting the bread with the cutter & then bring it to the kid.. THE kid would cry HA HA.. traumatize the baby with werewolf shaped bread XD

  383. THE GARBAGE – LOOKING POKEMON. Cause it’ll look like garbage and you’ll be like, eeewwww. what is that?! Dx here’s what it looks like –> http://pokemon.wikia.com/wiki/Garbodor

  384. Hamster Sammich press, cuz plenty of kids have hamsters as pets and while the poor kid is eating her hamster sammich, her hamster would be like “Whatcha eating? Can i have…AAAAAH! NOOEZ WHY R U EATING THAT!!” and then the hamster would have a panic attack and go to hamster heaven. But then when he gets to the gates, they won’t let him in because he commited a sin, by letting his human eat another hamster so, he went to hamster…um… you know….Heck, Hamster Heck. And so, by getting that hamster press, you would be commending your hamster to Heck. Thank you. haha or maybe the hamster could be ghost and have either Max time powers or Yuno time powers…hmmmmm MAX TIME!!!!!! *small hole forms in wall* maybe if the hamster gets to be a ghostie, this hamster press thing wouldnt be such a bad idea….

  385. Anonymous

    A Simon sandwich(no offense)…hehe :P

  386. I think a Pig wud be weird cos of there 2 big nostrils that wud make 2 gigantic holes in the middle of ur sandwich.. tsk tsk tsk, waste of bread..
    .
    XD

  387. A cockroach. Especially if you have a bad habit of burning your toast black. *shudders*

  388. what about a koala, i mean there are so cute and nice looking but in real life they would bite ur face off i mean  what kids whats to eat that thinking if they ever meet one in real life it could kill them, just sayin i know i be scared hahahaha

    btw i love your guys videos, i love asian/korean culture and your videos are just awesome :) thanks for making them best of luck in the future :)

  389. what about a koala, i mean there are so cute and nice looking but in real life they would bite ur face off i mean  what kids whats to eat that thinking if they ever meet one in real life it could kill them, just sayin i know i be scared hahahaha

    btw i love your guys videos, i love asian/korean culture and your videos are just awesome :) thanks for making them best of luck in the future :)

  390. A lizard sandwich!!!! How inappropriate!

  391. A lizard sandwich!!!! How inappropriate!

  392. A lizard sandwich!!!! How inappropriate!

  393. Juliana Malloy

    star-nosed mole…that would be a weird looking sandwich. (an yes it is real)

  394. Roxanne Dobbs

    A shark sandwich! Can you imagine how terrifying it would be for a little kid? The bread trying to eat the kid who’s trying to eat the bread? :)

  395. freddy krueger sandwich!!

    terrified your kids! when there a sleep put it next to there bed! *evil laugh*
    1……..2……….freddy coming for you 3…….4 better lock your door 5………..6 grab a crucifix 7…..8 better stay up late 9……….10 never sleep AGAIN!!!

  396. freddy krueger sandwich!!

    terrified your kids! when there a sleep put it next to there bed! *evil laugh*
    1……..2……….freddy coming for you 3…….4 better lock your door 5………..6 grab a crucifix 7…..8 better stay up late 9……….10 never sleep AGAIN!!!

  397. A REINDEER SANDWICH MAKER! Best for Christmas Holidays XD

  398. ninirobinson

    I love turkey sandwiches, everyone i know loves turkey sandwiches ( except maybe my sister who’s a vegetarian) , and almost every little kid i know loves turkey sandwiches. So i think the most inappropriate sandwich press shape  would probably be  a turkey shape … 
    Why? Allow me to explain:
    - you’re eating a sandwich in the shape of the main ingredient, that makes you think about the poor animal that had to die, guilty conscience, disgust, and other unsavory feelings begin to cloud your brain. This would probably make the kids cry, the adults want to stop eating, and the vegetarians, like my sis , rejoice ( cause they always try to make you feel guilty, whenever there’s a nice big steak on your plate, they tell you horror stories, or even make you imagine the cute little black and white cow) *shudders*.Anyways, in conclusion, that is why a turkey shaped turkey sandwich would probably be very inappropriate. 

  399. Continuation from first comment:

    Oh, and also imagine your parents or friends seeing you open your lunch box and then seeing that sandwich!   ….   *AWKWARD*   ( ‘  _  ‘)    Your parents will probably think your some kind of demon-child!   And if your teacher finds that then they wil most likely call child protection on your parents ..

  400. honestly simon and martina, do you mind telling me if I can get that winnie the pooh sandwhich press anywhere online or anything? Winnie the Pooh is literally my childhood and I know I won’t stand much of a chance but here it goes.
     
    Snake or any other animals that are really skinny and without a proper head like prawns? ( and if you say, uhm, Giraffe it qualifies skinny but if you take the shape of the head it can turn out okay) Cos after cutting you have almost the whole piece of your bread off and left with a tiny weeny slice of it that won’t fill your tummy at all. insects too. You won’t want to eat a sandwhich shaped of a beetle or cockroach and instead would serve as a really great perank prop. It would be like “Heyy there, I got a sandwhich and do you want it?” “Oh sure, thanks.” *takes sandwhich over* “NOW WHAT’S THIS?”
     
    okay, I can imagine Simon doing that. Teehee. :B

  401. honestly simon and martina, do you mind telling me if I can get that winnie the pooh sandwhich press anywhere online or anything? Winnie the Pooh is literally my childhood and I know I won’t stand much of a chance but here it goes.
     
    Snake or any other animals that are really skinny and without a proper head like prawns? ( and if you say, uhm, Giraffe it qualifies skinny but if you take the shape of the head it can turn out okay) Cos after cutting you have almost the whole piece of your bread off and left with a tiny weeny slice of it that won’t fill your tummy at all. insects too. You won’t want to eat a sandwhich shaped of a beetle or cockroach and instead would serve as a really great perank prop. It would be like “Heyy there, I got a sandwhich and do you want it?” “Oh sure, thanks.” *takes sandwhich over* “NOW WHAT’S THIS?”
     
    okay, I can imagine Simon doing that. Teehee. :B

  402. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    A BUSHBABY……because its a bushbaby… those big eyes looking up at you when you cut ur little shape… your house will be filled with uneaten bushbaby sandwiches .. and go moldy. not good.

  403. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    A BUSHBABY……because its a bushbaby… those big eyes looking up at you when you cut ur little shape… your house will be filled with uneaten bushbaby sandwiches .. and go moldy. not good.

  404. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    A BUSHBABY……because its a bushbaby… those big eyes looking up at you when you cut ur little shape… your house will be filled with uneaten bushbaby sandwiches .. and go moldy. not good.

  405. An ANGLER FISH!  Because I’m sure that if someone gave me along with all those young children in the world just dreaming of a cutely shaped sandwich, a sandwich shaped like that, then we will never be able to look at sandwiches the same way!  (o_o;)

    (I would have said a star-nosed mole or a naked mole rat, but a sandwich press wouldn’t capture the freaky details of those animals as much as then angler fish.

  406. Cheryl Tan Yun Xin

    HUMANS ( they are animals rite haha)……IDOLS STARS!!!… it would be like tottally cooll. imagine ur fav idol (BIG BANG YEAH) juz in front of you haha.. i will not eat the bread at all i will just stare at it the WHOLE DAY ( KISSING IT 0.0 haha jk).. and if i MANAGE to eat it they will be inside me :) <3

  407. D: That would be a super waste of bread. No not teh spudgy.

  408. A gooey duck….it looks like the most inappropriate when it’s just an animal. Picture it as a sandwich. I’m pretty sure it would cause major lulz tho. 

  409. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

  410. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

  411. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

  412. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

  413. Prawn. Sure you could get several prawns from one sammich, but seriously eew who wants to eat one. And all the legs would fall off, then it’d look like a shrimp, and you’d have to explain to your family and friends that you are *not* eating a fancy-schmancy shrimp sammich, but instead a prawn sammich, which instantly makes you 20% less cool.

  414. A spiders. I hate them. Nobady likes spiders so it’s inappropriate. I just can’t imagine myself eating spider.

  415. mosquito!! because it will suck out life from my poor sandwich!!!!  and waste bread.
    last night I was fighting with them for 2 hours ;_;  i hate them.

  416. Anonymous

    Q: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    Answer: Gorillas.
    I guess it’s cause of their BIG NOSTRILS. I would probably get distracted by just staring at those nostrils or I’ll probably eat everything and leave out the nostrils LOL! Inappropriate!

  417. Anonymous

    Q: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    Answer: Gorillas.
    I guess it’s cause of their BIG NOSTRILS. I would probably get distracted by just staring at those nostrils or I’ll probably eat everything and leave out the nostrils LOL! Inappropriate!

  418. A pile of maggots. The press would make the weird outer shape and then the face side would be the more detailing to show the mass of maggots. Also with using white bread it would come closer to looking like the real thing.

  419. A pile of maggots. The press would make the weird outer shape and then the face side would be the more detailing to show the mass of maggots. Also with using white bread it would come closer to looking like the real thing.

  420. Sara G.

    A spider sandwich press maker. 1) Nobody likes spiders 2) You’d have a ton of bread scraps left over (oh, but you can make croutons out of it in the oven!) and 3) Who would eat a spider-shaped sandwich?! Ick ick ick. It would even look grosser if you spread Nutella on it and put chocolate shavings on it to look all hairy and ahhhh, now I’m scared.

  421. Sara G.

    A spider sandwich press maker. 1) Nobody likes spiders 2) You’d have a ton of bread scraps left over (oh, but you can make croutons out of it in the oven!) and 3) Who would eat a spider-shaped sandwich?! Ick ick ick. It would even look grosser if you spread Nutella on it and put chocolate shavings on it to look all hairy and ahhhh, now I’m scared.

  422. Bugs that’s quite large like cockroach would be inappropriate I think. Because when you give the bread to children, and children think it’s cute, they will eat cockroach if they meet them while crawling on the floor. Cockroaches are dirty and smelly and it’s gross! And it’s quite often encountered..What will happen if your child eat the cockroach? ewwAnd maybe another animal like worms, snake, etc. I know worms can be used as medicine but.. to be eaten by children… I don’t think so.

  423. A skunk – because you would then be obliged to use Limberger cheese in every sandwich…

  424. http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2008/11/17/someone-pays-725-for-humping-animal-crackers/

    a animal humping sandwich!!! could you imagine opening your lunch box to find something like that??? what is more inappropriate then that??

  425. a monkey!! theyre so cute and we would waste alot of bread arond the arms, legs and tail!

  426. I think the most innappropiate animal shape for sandwich would be a platypus. srsly.

  427. well, I think he most innappropiate animal shape for sandwich would be tarsius, coz theyre so tiny and you gonna waste your bread -_-

  428. Anonymous

    A donkey. No-one wants to eat an ass sandwich.

  429. I don’t know if this would count but Pororo would be bad. I don’t live in Korea but I hear that Pororo is REALLY popular with little kids there. If they were given a Pororo sandwich the last thing I would think they would do is want to bite his head off.

  430. Totally cute! If my mom did that for my sandwiches when I was little I don’t think I would’ve ever eaten them. If you ever find a Hello Kitty one, please let me know. I’ll buy it from you! I’m one of those people that HATES the crust and I just wish that they would at least sell ones that don’t have them. I feel like I’m wasting food when I cut them off but I have a parrot that loves bread so I usually feed it to him and then I’m guilted into giving my dog some also.

  431. Ok the first thing I came up with was an octopus cause, yeah, all those arms? just couldn’t be done.
    Then I thought what about a maggot or a fly? Cause…ew… and also can you imagine how tiny your sandwich would be? The ingrediants would all have to be smaller than the actual sandwich and the sandwich itself would be about the size of a grain of rice but neither of them are really inappropriate. More like inconceivable.

    Inappropriate would probably be a cockroach, cause that sh#t is NASTY!

  432. Hamster! When it presses out it’ll be like AWH IT’S SO KYUTE and then you BURN IT and it becomes a barbequed-like (?) piece of thing, and you spread it with strawberry jam (note: to achieve a more dramatic effect, add a ton of it) and sneak it into some poor innocent girl’s lunchbox. Mega waste of crust as well. Profit ;)

  433. A giraffe. Talk about a waste of crust. It would be awkward and there would be no sandwich left to eat. Plus it would probably look inappropriate, with all the long dangly bits.

  434. I think of a lot of animals… if I choose animal on how they look they all cute for me ^^ I think for me inappropriate for a sandwich press animal can be lion. Some child has a toy (or a sandwich press! for ex) going in a ZOO. He sees a lion: “Oh mommy it’s a big kitty! It’s like my sandwich!” And reach out his hand with that sandwich to lion… and in the end that child without hand…
    Em..sorry if my explanation turned out too cruel ^^;

  435. I think It would be a unicorn. You can’t eat unicorns! that’s just… WRONG! plus.. you’ll waist all your bread on the horn. and again… YOU CAN’T EAT UNICORNS!

  436. The most innappropiate animal shape would definitely be a polar bear because you’d have the tree huggers who’d be like “so…you’re for the extinction of polar bears then?”

    Especially if you put some red jelly on it.

  437. question: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?
    Answer: Hamtaro, because he’s so adorable and you would be influencing Innocent children to eat him, and you would be eating a hamster……..

  438. Q:  which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press?

    –A FLY,
    just imagine eating a fly sandwich then a living fly went to it thinking that it was their KING FLY XD

  439. it’ll be totally inappropriate to make a Spudgy sandwich!!! :p  

  440. A GEODUCK because it looks like a… um… *coughcough* Nevermind. A picture is worth a thousand words.
    How’d you like to bite on THAT sandwich?

  441. I would cut the crust up into little pieces and put it into a bowl. Then I would add peanut butter and jelly to it. Mix it up and eat it that way. xDD
    But then again, I’m a kid who would mix peanut butter and jelly together and eat it like that.

    A peanut butter and jelly spudgewich sounds like it would be nice.

  442. Wait, we have to say why too..? >_<  Ahh… A Dementor sandwich would be inappropriate because it would kill us with just a kiss… or a bite in this case…

  443. An Elephant’s head.. It could be easily mistaken for something else. Just saying ._. XD

  444. Anonymous

    I would have to say the Aye-aye (Daubentonia madagascariensis)

    The animal looks infected and dirty, who would want a delicious sandwich to look that that.

  445. Camilla Paine

    um… trying to figure this out. one moment.

  446. Probably a kitty just like Hello Kitty.. it will look sooo cute. I would feel really bad if I have to eat it.

  447. The female baboon in heat. Look it up ;)

  448. Hodto Tu

    Pedobear sandwiches – no wonder Simon likes it so much :)

    And an animal You shouldn´t eat….certainly Sky Unicorn:
    http://www.threadless.com/product/771/Marshmallow_Factory/tab,guys/style,shirt
    Otherwise who would be making marshmallows :)

  449. Anonymous

    A squid…because you know that shape is going to be easily misinterpreted.  Handy for hot dogs if you’re out of buns, though.

  450. VBNinja

    Most inappropriate animal for a sandwich press.  My son and I thought long about this and came up with:   RAT    Imagine THAT toasted with peanut butter and raisins on it?  Actually anything you do to it is going to make it even grosser than the original.  ^_^

  451. The most inappropriate animal would be a lolcat, because you think it’s a funny picture of an adorable kitty with an amusing caption, but really it’s some sad middle-aged guy sitting in his underwear in a basement, putting captions on cat pictures. Totally inappropriate.

  452. A Honey Badger sandwich press would be pretty bad. That thing just might come to life and eat you instead. Such a fooling name for an animal that can fight a snake…and win 0.0

  453. Camilla Paine

    The most inappropriate animal would be a lolcat, because you think it’s a funny picture of an adorable kitty with an amusing caption, but really it’s some sad middle-aged guy sitting in his underwear in a basement, putting captions on cat pictures. Totally inappropriate.

  454. most inappropriate animal ever : the baby seal o/ *oink oink oink*

    Sit down and close your eyes. There’s snow everywhere, baby seals are cutely bouncing IN A PUDDLE OF BLOOD AND TORN FLESH. And you’re all “omg it was exhausting skinning them to be fabulously fashion in my baby sealskin, but what to do with all that bodies…I KNOW! ILL MAKE BABY SEAL SANDWICHES o/”

    /bricked

  455. Anonymous

    I hate snakes so yes i think it wont be appropriate  to make a sandwich press for the creature. lol

  456. well… a cockroach would be rather bad choice…

  457. I’m going with a SPIDER, just because 99% sane(?) population scream, jump on the table, run for hills and go nuts seeing one anywhere near food. If someone served me a spider-sammich i’d cry and yell and make the person feel really bad for making me cry of terror.

  458. Byeonguk Yook

    A chimpanzee. Really pointless to make a sandwich press for that animal. 

  459. First of all – how can you not love crusts?! I love them! I always eat pizza crusts, bread crusts… yummy!

    Which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?
    I think in Korea that would be dog shape. ‘Cause you know.. the dogs… in Korea… in the past… Yeah, that’s inappropriate.

  460. Lauren J

    the first animal that came to mind was a snake. why the heck would you need a sandwich press of a snake since it’d probably cut away majority of your sandwich???  poooointlesssss.

  461. It would have to be a hippo. A hippo sandwich press would sell because hippos are typically very cutesy animals and when in a sandwich press form, one would want to stuff the sandwich with yummy ingredients to make it look even more like a true hippo! However, these cute, tubby animals can kill! they can weigh up to 8000 pounds and can run up to 18 mph! Not to mention, they mark their territory by spreading their urine and feces all over the banks of the rivers that they habitate in! Alas, a hippo sandwich press would be the most deceivingly inappropriate sandwich press EVER!

  462. thah cookie monster!!!~~ but that isn’t an animal….  °^°
    no but serious i think a caterpillar, last time i saw one of those they were hairy as hell 0___0
    eeew!~ hairy toast~ (lol) X3

  463. I guess I’d have to say the most innapropriate animal shape for a sandwich would be of a Giraffe, cause it just doesn’t make sense, the neck is too long and it would be a huuuuuge waste of bread, hehe OOOOR a  PLATYPUS shaped sandwich, just cause it’s the weirdest animal EVER :P

  464. FUGU!!! oh wait, they are super cute, but toxic, so yeah, totally inappropriate

  465. a lizard… full body lizard… when you open your lunch box you will be,’crap!! there’s a lizard in my lunch box!!!’ and your friend will be,’ I think that’s your sandwich..
    and both lizard and sandwich have same color… both are brown… good camouflage…

  466. a lizard… full body lizard… when you open your lunch box you will be,’crap!! there’s a lizard in my lunch box!!!’ and your friend will be,’ I think that’s your sandwich..
    and both lizard and sandwich have same color… both are brown… good camouflage…

  467. Q:  which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?  

    my answer: A gorilla, because they have giant noses and they’re shaped weird….                                 derp

  468. …oh god…it would be terrible if they had a beaver sandwich press…LOL

  469. Anonymous

    A baby dolphin sandwich. IT’S NOT ONLY A DOLPHIN, IT’S A BABY DOLPHIN

  470. These sandwich makers are all over Gmarket. Kinda tempted to get one myself :P

  471. A bug sandwich… if most people dont even want to touch bugs when they are like really small…. who would eat them enlarged? O.O 

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