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WTF – Pooh Sandwich Press

August 17, 2011

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This week’s Wonderful Treasure Find is Pooh Sandwich presses. You can make your sandwich into Pooh! You can eat Pooh for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pooh toast, pooh sandwich, even a pooh wiper for your spaghetti sauce! Thank you, Korea, for introducing us to better ways of making our food.

For starters, let’s just all come to the consensus that the crusts of sandwiches suck. Sucks! Crusts were invented only for mothers to punish their children. “Eat your crusts, Jimmy, or you get no ice cream!” Sandwiches taste just so much better without crusts. Fact. Do a blind taste test of a sandwich with equal stuffing, only have one with crusts and one without. You’ll be amazed at how much better life is without crusts. *Martina shoves Simon off the computer*…I on the other hand happen to love crust! Simon is just a child. On our honeymoon, he ordered peanut butter sandwiches–with the crust cut off–for room service. COME ON! Why wo—*Simon wafts a coffee cup towards Martina, she runs off* Anyways, crust sucks.

So, this wonderful device has totally come to terms with the realization that crusts do indeed suck, and defies the tyranny of crusted sandwiches. Not to mention, the tyranny of square shaped sandwiches, which are just BOOORING. We’re pretty sure that using this sandwich maker and bringing that sandwich to any public area will instantly cause a doubling of those who want to be friends with you, and a tripling of those who want to date you. Use cautiously. Well, besides sandwiches, it claims to be a cookie cutter, but we think the dough would get all caught up in the pressing part. The pooh shape, yes, you can get that, but man, that’s a big cookie! Unless you want to make a Pookie Ice Cream Sandwich….oh yeah…roll that in some brown chocolate chips…MMmmmMMmmMMmmmm…And if you’re a parent with a skinny child who refuses to eat their lunch, we’re sure that shaping the sandwich in the form of a Pooh bear will vastly improve their desire to eat it, unless they’re Martina, who just wants to stare at the bread lovingly.

I think we’ve pretty much said all that can be said about this awesome device. Time for our Wonderful Treasure Find Care Package of the Month giveaway contest!

This month we’re giving away the Nail Stainers, the Duck Fans, the Soap Flakes, and the Sandwich Press. To win this wonderful package, sent to you with all the love and care in the world, all you have to do is answer our simple question: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why? We went on a rant a while ago with our Pedobear Mug how bears are conspiring to eat your children, by pretending to be all cute and snuggly when really they’re vicious murderers. This sandwich press is another example of that conspiracy, and is a totally inappropriate animal for your children to fall in love with. If you can think of another such animal, let us know. We’ll pick the winner next week, and announce them in our Blooper Footage. And on that note, here are some deleted scenes from this week’s video:

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  1. A spider sandwich press maker. 1) Nobody likes spiders 2) You’d have a ton of bread scraps left over (oh, but you can make croutons out of it in the oven!) and 3) Who would eat a spider-shaped sandwich?! Ick ick ick. It would even look grosser if you spread Nutella on it and put chocolate shavings on it to look all hairy and ahhhh, now I’m scared.

    4 years ago
  2. Bugs that’s quite large like cockroach would be inappropriate I think. Because when you give the bread to children, and children think it’s cute, they will eat cockroach if they meet them while crawling on the floor. Cockroaches are dirty and smelly and it’s gross! And it’s quite often encountered..What will happen if your child eat the cockroach? ewwAnd maybe another animal like worms, snake, etc. I know worms can be used as medicine but.. to be eaten by children… I don’t think so.

    4 years ago
  3. http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2008/11/17/someone-pays-725-for-humping-animal-crackers/

    a animal humping sandwich!!! could you imagine opening your lunch box to find something like that??? what is more inappropriate then that??

    4 years ago
  4. a monkey!! theyre so cute and we would waste alot of bread arond the arms, legs and tail!

    4 years ago
  5. I think the most innappropiate animal shape for sandwich would be a platypus. srsly.

    4 years ago
  6. well, I think he most innappropiate animal shape for sandwich would be tarsius, coz theyre so tiny and you gonna waste your bread -_-

    4 years ago
  7. A donkey. No-one wants to eat an ass sandwich.

    4 years ago
  8. I don’t know if this would count but Pororo would be bad. I don’t live in Korea but I hear that Pororo is REALLY popular with little kids there. If they were given a Pororo sandwich the last thing I would think they would do is want to bite his head off.

    4 years ago
  9. Totally cute! If my mom did that for my sandwiches when I was little I don’t think I would’ve ever eaten them. If you ever find a Hello Kitty one, please let me know. I’ll buy it from you! I’m one of those people that HATES the crust and I just wish that they would at least sell ones that don’t have them. I feel like I’m wasting food when I cut them off but I have a parrot that loves bread so I usually feed it to him and then I’m guilted into giving my dog some also.

    4 years ago
  10. A giraffe. Talk about a waste of crust. It would be awkward and there would be no sandwich left to eat. Plus it would probably look inappropriate, with all the long dangly bits.

    4 years ago
  11. I think of a lot of animals… if I choose animal on how they look they all cute for me ^^ I think for me inappropriate for a sandwich press animal can be lion. Some child has a toy (or a sandwich press! for ex) going in a ZOO. He sees a lion: “Oh mommy it’s a big kitty! It’s like my sandwich!” And reach out his hand with that sandwich to lion… and in the end that child without hand…
    Em..sorry if my explanation turned out too cruel ^^;

    4 years ago
  12. I think It would be a unicorn. You can’t eat unicorns! that’s just… WRONG! plus.. you’ll waist all your bread on the horn. and again… YOU CAN’T EAT UNICORNS!

    4 years ago
  13. question: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?
    Answer: Hamtaro, because he’s so adorable and you would be influencing Innocent children to eat him, and you would be eating a hamster……..

    4 years ago
  14. it’ll be totally inappropriate to make a Spudgy sandwich!!! :p  

    4 years ago
  15. A GEODUCK because it looks like a… um… *coughcough* Nevermind. A picture is worth a thousand words.
    How’d you like to bite on THAT sandwich?

    4 years ago
  16. I would cut the crust up into little pieces and put it into a bowl. Then I would add peanut butter and jelly to it. Mix it up and eat it that way. xDD
    But then again, I’m a kid who would mix peanut butter and jelly together and eat it like that.

    A peanut butter and jelly spudgewich sounds like it would be nice.

    4 years ago
  17. Wait, we have to say why too..? >_<  Ahh… A Dementor sandwich would be inappropriate because it would kill us with just a kiss… or a bite in this case…

    4 years ago
  18. An Elephant’s head.. It could be easily mistaken for something else. Just saying ._. XD

    4 years ago
  19. Bee

    or a WORM!!! *shudder*

    4 years ago
  20. I would have to say the Aye-aye (Daubentonia madagascariensis)

    The animal looks infected and dirty, who would want a delicious sandwich to look that that.

    4 years ago
  21. Lol.  I wore that shirt for How to Dance Kpop 2010 :D

    4 years ago
  22. um… trying to figure this out. one moment.

    4 years ago
  23. Probably a kitty just like Hello Kitty.. it will look sooo cute. I would feel really bad if I have to eat it.

    4 years ago
  24. The female baboon in heat. Look it up ;)

    4 years ago
  25. A squid…because you know that shape is going to be easily misinterpreted.  Handy for hot dogs if you’re out of buns, though.

    4 years ago
  26. Most inappropriate animal for a sandwich press.  My son and I thought long about this and came up with:   RAT    Imagine THAT toasted with peanut butter and raisins on it?  Actually anything you do to it is going to make it even grosser than the original.  ^_^

    4 years ago
  27. The most inappropriate animal would be a lolcat, because you think it’s a funny picture of an adorable kitty with an amusing caption, but really it’s some sad middle-aged guy sitting in his underwear in a basement, putting captions on cat pictures. Totally inappropriate.

    4 years ago
  28. A Honey Badger sandwich press would be pretty bad. That thing just might come to life and eat you instead. Such a fooling name for an animal that can fight a snake…and win 0.0

    4 years ago
  29. The most inappropriate animal would be a lolcat, because you think it’s a funny picture of an adorable kitty with an amusing caption, but really it’s some sad middle-aged guy sitting in his underwear in a basement, putting captions on cat pictures. Totally inappropriate.

    4 years ago
  30. well… a cockroach would be rather bad choice…

    4 years ago
  31. I’m going with a SPIDER, just because 99% sane(?) population scream, jump on the table, run for hills and go nuts seeing one anywhere near food. If someone served me a spider-sammich i’d cry and yell and make the person feel really bad for making me cry of terror.

    4 years ago
  32. an anteater

    4 years ago
  33. It would have to be a hippo. A hippo sandwich press would sell because hippos are typically very cutesy animals and when in a sandwich press form, one would want to stuff the sandwich with yummy ingredients to make it look even more like a true hippo! However, these cute, tubby animals can kill! they can weigh up to 8000 pounds and can run up to 18 mph! Not to mention, they mark their territory by spreading their urine and feces all over the banks of the rivers that they habitate in! Alas, a hippo sandwich press would be the most deceivingly inappropriate sandwich press EVER!

    4 years ago
  34. thah cookie monster!!!~~ but that isn’t an animal….  °^°
    no but serious i think a caterpillar, last time i saw one of those they were hairy as hell 0___0
    eeew!~ hairy toast~ (lol) X3

    4 years ago
  35. FUGU!!! oh wait, they are super cute, but toxic, so yeah, totally inappropriate

    4 years ago
  36. Spider sandwich

    4 years ago
  37. cha

    a lizard… full body lizard… when you open your lunch box you will be,’crap!! there’s a lizard in my lunch box!!!’ and your friend will be,’ I think that’s your sandwich..
    and both lizard and sandwich have same color… both are brown… good camouflage…

    4 years ago
  38. Q:  which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?  

    my answer: A gorilla, because they have giant noses and they’re shaped weird….                                 derp

    4 years ago
  39. A Donkey Butt~

    4 years ago
  40. These sandwich makers are all over Gmarket. Kinda tempted to get one myself :P

    4 years ago
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