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August 17, 2011

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This week’s Wonderful Treasure Find is Pooh Sandwich presses. You can make your sandwich into Pooh! You can eat Pooh for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pooh toast, pooh sandwich, even a pooh wiper for your spaghetti sauce! Thank you, Korea, for introducing us to better ways of making our food.

For starters, let’s just all come to the consensus that the crusts of sandwiches suck. Sucks! Crusts were invented only for mothers to punish their children. “Eat your crusts, Jimmy, or you get no ice cream!” Sandwiches taste just so much better without crusts. Fact. Do a blind taste test of a sandwich with equal stuffing, only have one with crusts and one without. You’ll be amazed at how much better life is without crusts. *Martina shoves Simon off the computer*…I on the other hand happen to love crust! Simon is just a child. On our honeymoon, he ordered peanut butter sandwiches–with the crust cut off–for room service. COME ON! Why wo—*Simon wafts a coffee cup towards Martina, she runs off* Anyways, crust sucks.

So, this wonderful device has totally come to terms with the realization that crusts do indeed suck, and defies the tyranny of crusted sandwiches. Not to mention, the tyranny of square shaped sandwiches, which are just BOOORING. We’re pretty sure that using this sandwich maker and bringing that sandwich to any public area will instantly cause a doubling of those who want to be friends with you, and a tripling of those who want to date you. Use cautiously. Well, besides sandwiches, it claims to be a cookie cutter, but we think the dough would get all caught up in the pressing part. The pooh shape, yes, you can get that, but man, that’s a big cookie! Unless you want to make a Pookie Ice Cream Sandwich….oh yeah…roll that in some brown chocolate chips…MMmmmMMmmMMmmmm…And if you’re a parent with a skinny child who refuses to eat their lunch, we’re sure that shaping the sandwich in the form of a Pooh bear will vastly improve their desire to eat it, unless they’re Martina, who just wants to stare at the bread lovingly.

I think we’ve pretty much said all that can be said about this awesome device. Time for our Wonderful Treasure Find Care Package of the Month giveaway contest!

This month we’re giving away the Nail Stainers, the Duck Fans, the Soap Flakes, and the Sandwich Press. To win this wonderful package, sent to you with all the love and care in the world, all you have to do is answer our simple question: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why? We went on a rant a while ago with our Pedobear Mug how bears are conspiring to eat your children, by pretending to be all cute and snuggly when really they’re vicious murderers. This sandwich press is another example of that conspiracy, and is a totally inappropriate animal for your children to fall in love with. If you can think of another such animal, let us know. We’ll pick the winner next week, and announce them in our Blooper Footage. And on that note, here are some deleted scenes from this week’s video:

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  1. A tapir. There’s something confusingly disturbing about consuming an edible bread print of a tapir.

    6 years ago
  2. A tapir. There’s something confusingly disturbing about consuming an edible bread print of a tapir.

    6 years ago
  3. i love you guys!!!

    6 years ago
  4. I would, in a most juvenile manner, pair a donkey sandwich with the Pooh sandwich.  This would be to reunite the creation (Pooh) with the creator (A**).  Hooray for low brow COMEDY!

    6 years ago
  5. A flatfish because the eyes of the fish are asymmetrical and creepy. So when a kid gets their sandwich all they will see are the “eyes” staring back at them in an extremely creepy manner, the kid will be too horrified/traumatized to eat the sandwich or go to an aquarium.

    6 years ago
  6. An anteater. It just looks wrong.

    6 years ago
  7. a Simon sandwish. from hyuna – bubble pop musical mondays… that was freakin scary, dude. 

    6 years ago
  8. Top’s face, because who would eat TOP??

    6 years ago
  9. A Heffalump because Pooh and his friends would be traumatized to see Lumpy eaten.

    6 years ago
  10. I think the most inappropriate would be leech. Imagine there’s strawberry jam on it, it just like, omg the leech suck my blood!

    6 years ago
  11. In my opinion, the most inappropriate animal to be made into a sandwich is a Proboscis monkey. I think if you saw a picture of this animals face you might understand why I wouldn’t feel comfortable eating a sandwich shaped like it…

    6 years ago
  12. In my opinion, the most inappropriate animal to be made into a sandwich is a Proboscis monkey. I think if you saw a picture of this animals face you might understand why I wouldn’t feel comfortable eating a sandwich shaped like it…

    6 years ago
  13. In my opinion, the most inappropriate animal to be made into a sandwich is a Proboscis monkey. I think if you saw a picture of this animals face you might understand why I wouldn’t feel comfortable eating a sandwich shaped like it…

    6 years ago
  14. I think the most inappropriate would be a mouse, now they can be all cute and fun as pets, but in reality wild mice are really gross. they chew up all your food and clothes. they leave about a zillion little poo pellets everywhere, and make nests to have their babies in the back of your drawers. not to mention they were kinda the reason for the spread of the black plague. Very icky, and not good. potentially very cute, but not realistic at all.

    6 years ago
  15. I think the most inappropriate would be a mouse, now they can be all cute and fun as pets, but in reality wild mice are really gross. they chew up all your food and clothes. they leave about a zillion little poo pellets everywhere, and make nests to have their babies in the back of your drawers. not to mention they were kinda the reason for the spread of the black plague. Very icky, and not good. potentially very cute, but not realistic at all.

    6 years ago
  16. I think the most inappropriate would be a mouse, now they can be all cute and fun as pets, but in reality wild mice are really gross. they chew up all your food and clothes. they leave about a zillion little poo pellets everywhere, and make nests to have their babies in the back of your drawers. not to mention they were kinda the reason for the spread of the black plague. Very icky, and not good. potentially very cute, but not realistic at all.

    6 years ago
  17. I think the most inappropriate would be a mouse, now they can be all cute and fun as pets, but in reality wild mice are really gross. they chew up all your food and clothes. they leave about a zillion little poo pellets everywhere, and make nests to have their babies in the back of your drawers. not to mention they were kinda the reason for the spread of the black plague. Very icky, and not good. potentially very cute, but not realistic at all.

    6 years ago
  18. Barney the Dinosaur.  Admittedly old school, but what’s up with a dancing, giggling dinosaur who sings to children of his love?

    6 years ago
  19. Definitely a monkey…. It would kiss, touch, rub and eat all of your bananas :D

    6 years ago
  20. Actually, I think that a baby seal would be the most inappropriate shape for this reason:

    Martina: Hey  Simon What are you eating?

    Simon: A baby seal Club sandwich! Muhahahahahahhaaha

    Martina: D: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

    6 years ago
  21. I think a rooster would make for an inappropriate sandwich press – “Would you like some meat on your cock sandwich? Ladies~” I can think of so many more inappropriate phrases for this.

    6 years ago
  22. a Komondor Dog… Hairy sandwich, anyone?

    6 years ago
  23. a Komondor Dog… Hairy sandwich, anyone?

    6 years ago
  24. a Komondor Dog… Hairy sandwich, anyone?

    6 years ago
  25. a Komondor Dog… Hairy sandwich, anyone?

    6 years ago
  26. a Komondor Dog… Hairy sandwich, anyone?

    6 years ago
  27. a Komondor Dog… Hairy sandwich, anyone?

    6 years ago
  28. a Komondor Dog… Hairy sandwich, anyone?

    6 years ago
  29. fangtooth fish cause i find them extrealmy scary so would u :=0

    6 years ago
  30. I think a Angler fish would be shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press all those teeth that would be scary and a waste of bread.

    6 years ago
  31. Dogs. Most families have dogs as pets. Imagine the kids eating sandwiches in shapes of their pets.

    6 years ago
  32. *.*

    Pikachu!

    6 years ago
  33. i know a cartoon that is really cute but inappropriate for sandwich;-)) it call “Mono Mini” “happy tree friends” omg!!! they are really adorable but can’t eat them ;-) i guess that is how i understand  your question ;-/ mmm… guys am i right?!?!?

    6 years ago
  34. I think having a hammerhead shark-shaped sandwich would be creepy, because the head is literally like O________O 

    6 years ago
  35. i say there’s a tie between the  Giant IsopodAye-aye and the 

    6 years ago
  36. the mother alien from the movie alien vs. predator

    6 years ago
  37. Absolem the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland cuz he smokes and you know that’s inappropriate for lil’ kids

    6 years ago
  38. Imma gonna go with…..hmmmm…..a jellyfish….even if all the tentacles are cut up/separated it would be a bit tedious and traumatizing for younger ones/ones with no patience to fix as a  sandwich…not to mention it would look a lot like this C=

    6 years ago
  39. Ostrich! 

    6 years ago
  40. Hello ^^ Martina and Simon….. *cough cough* I mean Simon and Martina oops my bad Simon…. but your  welcome Martina :) tehe.
    To answer you question in the most possible way (for me) is hard to actually answer :P, no offense. Personally for me right away I thought a Mr.Pedo Bear sandwich press!! Mr. Pedo Bear is always inappropriate, but then I thought Is it even a animal? Then finally I came to a conclusion the sandwich press would be a Mr. Pedo Bear! (I expand my creativity further! But I still hope it is in the guide lines?) Mr.Pedo Bear would be full body with his arms up (like in the bear position *RAWRR!!*) which would traumatize children in itself. Mr. Pedo bear would also be inappropriate because while toasting it because Mr.Pedo bear has small RAWR* arms if you burn it they will fall right off and make Mr.Pedo bear into a Zombie!! That would be even more traumatizing for not only children but for everyone
    (and Martina too).
    Thank you for reading (or not reading) this HUUGGEE comment. Sorry if I hurt your eyes :S hehe.

    6 years ago
  41. A slug sandwich. Besides being slimy and gross in real life, your sandwich press would form the bread into a long turd. I mean, have you seen a cute slug before? NO YOU HAVEN’T.

    6 years ago
  42. A slug sandwich. Besides being slimy and gross in real life, your sandwich press would form the bread into a long turd. I mean, have you seen a cute slug before? NO YOU HAVEN’T.

    6 years ago
  43. I would have to say the blobfish. The fact that it has “blob” in its name says a lot about its attractiveness, or lack thereof. Seriously. If Disney started doing anthropomorphic horror movies, this guy would probably end up as the villain’s blobby henchman, at least. In all fairness, that poor fish never had a chance. I mean, it does inhabit the waters of Australia, Land of Horrifying Beasts.

    6 years ago
    • That awkward moment when you find your younger sister commenting on something online. Hi! Back on topic, I think an ant-eater would be the most inappropriate for reasons self-explanatory.. 

      6 years ago
  44. I would have to say the blobfish. The fact that it has “blob” in its name says a lot about its attractiveness, or lack thereof. Seriously. If Disney started doing anthropomorphic horror movies, this guy would probably end up as the villain’s blobby henchman, at least. In all fairness, that poor fish never had a chance. I mean, it does inhabit the waters of Australia, Land of Horrifying Beasts.

    6 years ago
  45. I think panda bears. They look so cuddly and lovable. And their face a really innocent. Every time I see a panda (animal, picture and stuffed toys) I really want to hug them and own one. They the most friendly bears out there. Seriously I could never eat anything that has panda on it. If I have a sandwich press with panda on it. My younger cousins would kill me. They also love pandas. :)

    6 years ago
  46. I’m going to have to go with the fennec fox. I mean, plenty of other animals and foxes are cute, but, really, how could you eat anything that looked remotely like it knowing that you’re crushing it with your dull human teeth and then sending it down to be slowly melted by acidic liquids?

    6 years ago
  47. Hahaaa Martina, the way you said “sandwich” was TOTALLY Québécois! I laughed a lot but I was just really glad to hear you say Quebec, yeah! There’s a lot of fans of eatyourkimchi here and we love you guys!

    And I would really like sandwiches more if they were pooh sandwiches hahaa~~
    As for the most inappropriate one… FOR ME it would be a rabbit ’cause they’re creepy O_O. But I must be the only one thinking that so yeah! XD

    6 years ago
  48. Hahaaa Martina, the way you said “sandwich” was TOTALLY Québécois! I laughed a lot but I was just really glad to hear you say Quebec, yeah! There’s a lot of fans of eatyourkimchi here and we love you guys!

    And I would really like sandwiches more if they were pooh sandwiches hahaa~~
    As for the most inappropriate one… FOR ME it would be a rabbit ’cause they’re creepy O_O. But I must be the only one thinking that so yeah! XD

    6 years ago
  49. love your desktop backround! what is it? :D

    6 years ago
  50. i think that probably the most inappropriate sandwich cutout press maker whatever you call it would be a cow i mean the face would be fine but the body would be awkward because of the utter i mean imagine taking a bite out of that that seems really nasty :P. Thinking about it makes me get goosebumps and also india would be highly offended cause cows are sacred O__O

    6 years ago
  51. Baa

    which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?
    David Hasselhoff.
    Because it is David Hasselhoff.

    6 years ago
  52. I think a pig (mmmm…delicious bacon) would be a very inappropriate
    animal for a sandwich press maker. Specially if you are vegetarian. It
    reminds you of what you can’t have. bwahahahaha. that is so mean.

    6 years ago
  53. I think a pig (mmmm…delicious bacon) would be a very inappropriate
    animal for a sandwich press maker. Specially if you are vegetarian. It
    reminds you of what you can’t have. bwahahahaha. that is so mean.

    6 years ago
  54. A gorilla would be the worst. We supposedly evolve from them so…it would be like having a CANABLE SANDWICH

    6 years ago
  55. I think a gorilla would be pretty inappropriate. We did evolve from them. It would be like being a CANABLE!

    6 years ago
  56. i think a monkey,camel or a penguin! because your eating an awkward/weird/cute animal! xD

    6 years ago
  57. My first choice would be a Blobfish. Who would wanna eat something that ugly staring you in the face? Or a Proboscis Monkey for the same reason. Though I would totally buy a Proboscis sandwich maker.

    6 years ago
  58. I think a Dik Dik would be totally inappropriate or a Sphynx cat.

    6 years ago
  59. a sea cucumber. it’d be so gross and weird and the children will have no idea what its suppose to be. haha

    6 years ago
  60. I think a human sandwich would be inappropriate (hey, we’re animals too!) And that would make you a cannibal. Or even worse, how about a “Human Centipede” sandwich? No further comment…

    Actually I do have one more comment, why haven’t I followed you guise on teh Twitter all this time? *DERP*

    6 years ago
  61. An elephant, i just put down the first animal that popped into my head ;D

    6 years ago
  62. Star-Nosed Mole only its head the body is to big
    i mean if you really look at it youll see what i see

    6 years ago
  63. Star-Nosed Mole only its head the body is to big
    i mean if you really look at it youll see what i see

    6 years ago
  64. A Sloth. Haha

    6 years ago
  65. A Sloth. Haha

    6 years ago
  66. Honestly I would say a person, humans are animals too. Letting kids eat sandwich cut-outs of other animals isn’t that horrible because hey most kids eat meat anyways their food just looks a bit cuter then normal. Now a person food cutter-out thing would teach your children cannibalism is a-okay (which it really isn’t).

    6 years ago
  67. I think pig-shaped sandwiches would be a little unsettling. Like, imagine giving your child a pig-shaped ham sandwich. “Hooray, I love little pigs! Hey, where does ham come from?” 

    AWKWARD.

    6 years ago
  68. a cockroach 

    6 years ago
  69. I go for mantodeas (also called mantises) And I have several reasons: First: Since Kung Fu Panda we all do know that they are Kung Fu Masters, so your sandwich will kick your face as soon as you want to take a bite. Second (this is even more dangerous) …. well you know guys what mantodeas ladies do with their partners after… well you know what. Yes! They kill them (not blowing up like the ladies from 2ne1 are doing it, as we learnt from last MusikModay, but they eat them…. ) so imagine: “THE sandwich – you eat it and it will eat you!” And 3rd: They are just too skinny and they have huge eyes compared to the rest of their bodies…. so: What a waste!
    I hope this is convincing. Since I am a big fan of toast I completely felt in love with this po-….. sandwich former! 

    6 years ago
  70. A cute Koala Bear

    6 years ago
  71. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

    6 years ago
  72. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

    6 years ago
  73. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

    6 years ago
  74. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

    6 years ago
  75. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

    6 years ago
  76. Tarsier monkey, for sure.  Have you ever seen a picture of one of those animals?  I wouldn’t be able to eat any bread in that shape!

    6 years ago
  77. …apparently there’s no “delete” button.

    6 years ago
  78. i think an octopus,because the octopus have to many tentacles and the kids won’t eat that. 

    6 years ago
  79. porcupine sandwich press of DOOM! seriously, it’d be like the iron maiden of sandwich presses…talk about traumatizing….

    6 years ago
    • sorry guise! the above comment was by me…i was posting from my sis’s computer and it automatically logged her in…oopsie doopsies. 

      6 years ago
  80. satans booger sandwich

    6 years ago
  81. A sea cucumber. They look like oversized slugs, and they kind of just ooze around everywhere. And apparently, according to Wikipedia, they can eject their internal organs at will as defense. Who would want a sandwich like that? Not me! D:

    6 years ago
  82. a snake sandwhich press, it would waste the most bread. also it wouldn’t even make a sandwhich, it would be more like a breadstick.

    6 years ago
  83. a boy band sandwich press.  noms

    6 years ago
  84. Possibly a turtle cause they look so awkward……LIKE AN AWKWARD TURTLE (saying it like Simon’s “Like a Man”)

    6 years ago
  85. Llamas. Llamas spit, and I don’t want any llama spit in my sandwich. Or cookies. Or giant cookie ice cream sandwiches rolled in chocolate chips. Better to just avoid the shape all together

    6 years ago
  86. A  Kangaroo sandwich press.

    6 years ago
  87. How about a Donkey/Ass sandwich??
    My little cousines would be thrilled!

    6 years ago
  88. A Whale Sandwich… in it’s actual size. MWAHAHAHA!

    6 years ago
  89. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why? definitely Bowser. no kid wants to eat a jerk like him. he’s like a dragon turtle or something. 
    and i’m sure Mario would agree :)

    6 years ago
  90. I can see you’re good at imitating seals… But not at imitating Quebec accent! Sorry guys! haha

    6 years ago
  91.  A Opossum sandwich cutter. What better way to show your kids you care by giving them some vicious and ugly animal ^^

    6 years ago
  92.  one that looks like Beetlejuice would keep me from eating sandwiches for eternity

    6 years ago
  93.  one that looks like Beetlejuice would keep me from eating sandwiches for eternity

    6 years ago
  94. Kya

    Drop bears! IE, vicious koala bears. These should definitely not be made cute and cuddly into a sandwich cutter =P

    6 years ago
  95. for inappropriate for a sandwich press cow but i dont know why ! heheh

    6 years ago
  96. I’m thinking an elephant head. Children all over associate them with circuses and cartoons, but imagine if the face didn’t come out right….it would look like… a boy’s pee pee. O.o

    6 years ago
  97. a rooster the combination of the name wouldn’t sound so delicious if you use the right name for a rooster :D

    6 years ago
  98. I think a Dung Beetle would probs make the most inappropriate sandwich. I mean it’s a Dung Beetle, it’s gross enough by itself, but to actually eat it…yum… :

    6 years ago
  99. Anything shaped like a baboon butt would of course be the most innapropriate… But what better way to show your kids you love them?

    6 years ago
  100. To me the most inappropriate animal or bug sandwich/cookie cutter would be…a slug. Now that wouldn’t be an attractive sandwich.

    6 years ago
  101. I think a Proboscis monkey would be inappropriate animal to make as a sandwich press maker.Not only does it sound unappealing.The long nose on it…anyone with an inappropriate mind would find it odd to eat.

    6 years ago
  102. Cockroach Sandwich Press!

    6 years ago
  103. a skunk!! you would 2nd guess eating a skunk sandwich 

    6 years ago
  104. a naked mole-rat, it’s pretty ugly..

    6 years ago
  105. a naked mole-rat, it’s pretty ugly..

    6 years ago
  106. a naked mole-rat, it’s pretty ugly..

    6 years ago
  107. a naked mole-rat, it’s pretty ugly..

    6 years ago
  108. a naked mole-rat, it’s pretty ugly..

    6 years ago
  109. A unicorn sandwich press! Imagine it, your favorite horned companion gets turned into a feast for little children. You’d never want to eat a sandwich again. It sounds about as traumatizing as eating Hello Kitty. 

    6 years ago
  110. I think a snake sandwich press would be pretty inappropriate. I mean, really, you’d waste so much bread. Or a gerbil. A gerbil would be pretty creepy and wrong.

    6 years ago
  111. Hmmm I guess I’d have to say a bald eagle. When will you ever get the chance to bite into one of those bad boys? Plus what’s more american than taking a big bit out of your national, endangered, bird!

    6 years ago
  112. a gecko~~ preferably suffering from exophthalmos =)
    totally inappropriate!!!

    6 years ago
  113. A blue whale.. ‘Cause 1. you shouldn’t kill whales so you shouldn’t eat them. 2. you would need WAY too many sandwiches to make a blue whale sandwich! O__O

    6 years ago
  114. A WIENER DOG sandwich..
    It long, big and.. hairy…
    And, it ironically has the name “wiener”
    The thought innocent children happily eating it and messed up teens laughing at it…. O_O

    6 years ago
  115. an elephant!

    6 years ago
  116. A cow! Would you want to eat their udders? Especially if they looked like this -> http://i1002.photobucket.com/albums/af141/iFireflies/cow.jpg.
    innocent children eating dangle-y, round things. tsk, tsk. their childhood is forever ruined.

    6 years ago
  117. A platypus would be very inappropriate

    6 years ago
  118. A platypus would be very inappropriate ^______________________^

    6 years ago
  119. Ah! The tripod fish (this thing… http://www.glogster.com/media/5/35/73/29/35732902.jpg) I mean, really. Wouldn’t that just be creepy?

    6 years ago
  120. A shark’s mouth, like it’s gonna bite your head off, because man would that be a waste of bread! (like only the teeth would be made out of bread heheh)

    6 years ago
  121. a jellyfish! :D now that would be really weird… you’d have the round top and then all the dangly legs on the bottom… if you try to toast it all the legs would probably fall off and catch fire. so, not very appropriate.
    …well, then again, you could put peanut butter on it and call it a peanut butter and jellie sandwich. :D …ah, wait. never mind >___> lol

    6 years ago
  122. An elephant…if you think about the shape of its head with the two giant ears and long nose….and then think about it again with a less appropriate state of mind, you’ll realize that that is not the ideal shape of a sandwich that you want your kids to enjoy eating. lol.

    6 years ago
  123. A snake would be weird! I mean, what would be the point of a sandwich with almost no bread o__o!

    6 years ago
  124. A WEREWOLF SANDWICH!! A mom will be cutting the bread with the cutter & then bring it to the kid.. THE kid would cry HA HA.. traumatize the baby with werewolf shaped bread XD

    6 years ago
  125. A DONKEY !

    6 years ago
  126. THE GARBAGE – LOOKING POKEMON. Cause it’ll look like garbage and you’ll be like, eeewwww. what is that?! Dx here’s what it looks like –> http://pokemon.wikia.com/wiki/Garbodor

    6 years ago
  127. Hamster Sammich press, cuz plenty of kids have hamsters as pets and while the poor kid is eating her hamster sammich, her hamster would be like “Whatcha eating? Can i have…AAAAAH! NOOEZ WHY R U EATING THAT!!” and then the hamster would have a panic attack and go to hamster heaven. But then when he gets to the gates, they won’t let him in because he commited a sin, by letting his human eat another hamster so, he went to hamster…um… you know….Heck, Hamster Heck. And so, by getting that hamster press, you would be commending your hamster to Heck. Thank you. haha or maybe the hamster could be ghost and have either Max time powers or Yuno time powers…hmmmmm MAX TIME!!!!!! *small hole forms in wall* maybe if the hamster gets to be a ghostie, this hamster press thing wouldnt be such a bad idea….

    6 years ago
  128. A Simon sandwich(no offense)…hehe :P

    6 years ago
  129. I think a Pig wud be weird cos of there 2 big nostrils that wud make 2 gigantic holes in the middle of ur sandwich.. tsk tsk tsk, waste of bread..
    .
    XD

    6 years ago
  130. A cockroach. Especially if you have a bad habit of burning your toast black. *shudders*

    6 years ago
  131. what about a koala, i mean there are so cute and nice looking but in real life they would bite ur face off i mean  what kids whats to eat that thinking if they ever meet one in real life it could kill them, just sayin i know i be scared hahahaha

    btw i love your guys videos, i love asian/korean culture and your videos are just awesome :) thanks for making them best of luck in the future :)

    6 years ago
  132. what about a koala, i mean there are so cute and nice looking but in real life they would bite ur face off i mean  what kids whats to eat that thinking if they ever meet one in real life it could kill them, just sayin i know i be scared hahahaha

    btw i love your guys videos, i love asian/korean culture and your videos are just awesome :) thanks for making them best of luck in the future :)

    6 years ago
  133. Pizza crusts are the worst!  Like, all that delicious cheesy, saucy stuff on the pizza is great, then you reach the barren wasteland of the crust that has no sauce, no cheese, no toppings.  Just burnt bread.  GUH-ROSS!

    6 years ago
  134. A lizard sandwich!!!! How inappropriate!

    6 years ago
  135. A lizard sandwich!!!! How inappropriate!

    6 years ago
  136. A lizard sandwich!!!! How inappropriate!

    6 years ago
  137. star-nosed mole…that would be a weird looking sandwich. (an yes it is real)

    6 years ago
  138. A shark sandwich! Can you imagine how terrifying it would be for a little kid? The bread trying to eat the kid who’s trying to eat the bread? :)

    6 years ago
  139. freddy krueger sandwich!!

    terrified your kids! when there a sleep put it next to there bed! *evil laugh*
    1……..2……….freddy coming for you 3…….4 better lock your door 5………..6 grab a crucifix 7…..8 better stay up late 9……….10 never sleep AGAIN!!!

    6 years ago
  140. freddy krueger sandwich!!

    terrified your kids! when there a sleep put it next to there bed! *evil laugh*
    1……..2……….freddy coming for you 3…….4 better lock your door 5………..6 grab a crucifix 7…..8 better stay up late 9……….10 never sleep AGAIN!!!

    6 years ago
  141. A REINDEER SANDWICH MAKER! Best for Christmas Holidays XD

    6 years ago
  142. I love turkey sandwiches, everyone i know loves turkey sandwiches ( except maybe my sister who’s a vegetarian) , and almost every little kid i know loves turkey sandwiches. So i think the most inappropriate sandwich press shape  would probably be  a turkey shape … 
    Why? Allow me to explain:
    – you’re eating a sandwich in the shape of the main ingredient, that makes you think about the poor animal that had to die, guilty conscience, disgust, and other unsavory feelings begin to cloud your brain. This would probably make the kids cry, the adults want to stop eating, and the vegetarians, like my sis , rejoice ( cause they always try to make you feel guilty, whenever there’s a nice big steak on your plate, they tell you horror stories, or even make you imagine the cute little black and white cow) *shudders*.Anyways, in conclusion, that is why a turkey shaped turkey sandwich would probably be very inappropriate. 

    6 years ago
  143. Continuation from first comment:

    Oh, and also imagine your parents or friends seeing you open your lunch box and then seeing that sandwich!   ….   *AWKWARD*   ( ‘  _  ‘)    Your parents will probably think your some kind of demon-child!   And if your teacher finds that then they wil most likely call child protection on your parents ..

    6 years ago
  144. honestly simon and martina, do you mind telling me if I can get that winnie the pooh sandwhich press anywhere online or anything? Winnie the Pooh is literally my childhood and I know I won’t stand much of a chance but here it goes.
     
    Snake or any other animals that are really skinny and without a proper head like prawns? ( and if you say, uhm, Giraffe it qualifies skinny but if you take the shape of the head it can turn out okay) Cos after cutting you have almost the whole piece of your bread off and left with a tiny weeny slice of it that won’t fill your tummy at all. insects too. You won’t want to eat a sandwhich shaped of a beetle or cockroach and instead would serve as a really great perank prop. It would be like “Heyy there, I got a sandwhich and do you want it?” “Oh sure, thanks.” *takes sandwhich over* “NOW WHAT’S THIS?”
     
    okay, I can imagine Simon doing that. Teehee. :B

    6 years ago
  145. honestly simon and martina, do you mind telling me if I can get that winnie the pooh sandwhich press anywhere online or anything? Winnie the Pooh is literally my childhood and I know I won’t stand much of a chance but here it goes.
     
    Snake or any other animals that are really skinny and without a proper head like prawns? ( and if you say, uhm, Giraffe it qualifies skinny but if you take the shape of the head it can turn out okay) Cos after cutting you have almost the whole piece of your bread off and left with a tiny weeny slice of it that won’t fill your tummy at all. insects too. You won’t want to eat a sandwhich shaped of a beetle or cockroach and instead would serve as a really great perank prop. It would be like “Heyy there, I got a sandwhich and do you want it?” “Oh sure, thanks.” *takes sandwhich over* “NOW WHAT’S THIS?”
     
    okay, I can imagine Simon doing that. Teehee. :B

    6 years ago
  146. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    A BUSHBABY……because its a bushbaby… those big eyes looking up at you when you cut ur little shape… your house will be filled with uneaten bushbaby sandwiches .. and go moldy. not good.

    6 years ago
  147. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    A BUSHBABY……because its a bushbaby… those big eyes looking up at you when you cut ur little shape… your house will be filled with uneaten bushbaby sandwiches .. and go moldy. not good.

    6 years ago
  148. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    A BUSHBABY……because its a bushbaby… those big eyes looking up at you when you cut ur little shape… your house will be filled with uneaten bushbaby sandwiches .. and go moldy. not good.

    6 years ago
  149. An ANGLER FISH!  Because I’m sure that if someone gave me along with all those young children in the world just dreaming of a cutely shaped sandwich, a sandwich shaped like that, then we will never be able to look at sandwiches the same way!  (o_o;)

    (I would have said a star-nosed mole or a naked mole rat, but a sandwich press wouldn’t capture the freaky details of those animals as much as then angler fish.

    6 years ago
  150. HUMANS ( they are animals rite haha)……IDOLS STARS!!!… it would be like tottally cooll. imagine ur fav idol (BIG BANG YEAH) juz in front of you haha.. i will not eat the bread at all i will just stare at it the WHOLE DAY ( KISSING IT 0.0 haha jk).. and if i MANAGE to eat it they will be inside me :) <3

    6 years ago
  151. D: That would be a super waste of bread. No not teh spudgy.

    6 years ago
  152. A gooey duck….it looks like the most inappropriate when it’s just an animal. Picture it as a sandwich. I’m pretty sure it would cause major lulz tho. 

    6 years ago
  153. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

    6 years ago
  154. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

    6 years ago
  155. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

    6 years ago
  156. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

    6 years ago
  157. Prawn. Sure you could get several prawns from one sammich, but seriously eew who wants to eat one. And all the legs would fall off, then it’d look like a shrimp, and you’d have to explain to your family and friends that you are *not* eating a fancy-schmancy shrimp sammich, but instead a prawn sammich, which instantly makes you 20% less cool.

    6 years ago
  158. mosquito!! because it will suck out life from my poor sandwich!!!!  and waste bread.
    last night I was fighting with them for 2 hours ;_;  i hate them.

    6 years ago
  159. Q: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    Answer: Gorillas.
    I guess it’s cause of their BIG NOSTRILS. I would probably get distracted by just staring at those nostrils or I’ll probably eat everything and leave out the nostrils LOL! Inappropriate!

    6 years ago
  160. A pile of maggots. The press would make the weird outer shape and then the face side would be the more detailing to show the mass of maggots. Also with using white bread it would come closer to looking like the real thing.

    6 years ago
  161. A spider sandwich press maker. 1) Nobody likes spiders 2) You’d have a ton of bread scraps left over (oh, but you can make croutons out of it in the oven!) and 3) Who would eat a spider-shaped sandwich?! Ick ick ick. It would even look grosser if you spread Nutella on it and put chocolate shavings on it to look all hairy and ahhhh, now I’m scared.

    6 years ago
  162. A spider sandwich press maker. 1) Nobody likes spiders 2) You’d have a ton of bread scraps left over (oh, but you can make croutons out of it in the oven!) and 3) Who would eat a spider-shaped sandwich?! Ick ick ick. It would even look grosser if you spread Nutella on it and put chocolate shavings on it to look all hairy and ahhhh, now I’m scared.

    6 years ago
  163. Bugs that’s quite large like cockroach would be inappropriate I think. Because when you give the bread to children, and children think it’s cute, they will eat cockroach if they meet them while crawling on the floor. Cockroaches are dirty and smelly and it’s gross! And it’s quite often encountered..What will happen if your child eat the cockroach? ewwAnd maybe another animal like worms, snake, etc. I know worms can be used as medicine but.. to be eaten by children… I don’t think so.

    6 years ago
  164. http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2008/11/17/someone-pays-725-for-humping-animal-crackers/

    a animal humping sandwich!!! could you imagine opening your lunch box to find something like that??? what is more inappropriate then that??

    6 years ago
  165. a monkey!! theyre so cute and we would waste alot of bread arond the arms, legs and tail!

    6 years ago
  166. I think the most innappropiate animal shape for sandwich would be a platypus. srsly.

    6 years ago
  167. well, I think he most innappropiate animal shape for sandwich would be tarsius, coz theyre so tiny and you gonna waste your bread -_-

    6 years ago
  168. A donkey. No-one wants to eat an ass sandwich.

    6 years ago
  169. I don’t know if this would count but Pororo would be bad. I don’t live in Korea but I hear that Pororo is REALLY popular with little kids there. If they were given a Pororo sandwich the last thing I would think they would do is want to bite his head off.

    6 years ago
  170. Totally cute! If my mom did that for my sandwiches when I was little I don’t think I would’ve ever eaten them. If you ever find a Hello Kitty one, please let me know. I’ll buy it from you! I’m one of those people that HATES the crust and I just wish that they would at least sell ones that don’t have them. I feel like I’m wasting food when I cut them off but I have a parrot that loves bread so I usually feed it to him and then I’m guilted into giving my dog some also.

    6 years ago
  171. A giraffe. Talk about a waste of crust. It would be awkward and there would be no sandwich left to eat. Plus it would probably look inappropriate, with all the long dangly bits.

    6 years ago
  172. I think of a lot of animals… if I choose animal on how they look they all cute for me ^^ I think for me inappropriate for a sandwich press animal can be lion. Some child has a toy (or a sandwich press! for ex) going in a ZOO. He sees a lion: “Oh mommy it’s a big kitty! It’s like my sandwich!” And reach out his hand with that sandwich to lion… and in the end that child without hand…
    Em..sorry if my explanation turned out too cruel ^^;

    6 years ago
  173. I think It would be a unicorn. You can’t eat unicorns! that’s just… WRONG! plus.. you’ll waist all your bread on the horn. and again… YOU CAN’T EAT UNICORNS!

    6 years ago
  174. question: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?
    Answer: Hamtaro, because he’s so adorable and you would be influencing Innocent children to eat him, and you would be eating a hamster……..

    6 years ago
  175. it’ll be totally inappropriate to make a Spudgy sandwich!!! :p  

    6 years ago
  176. A GEODUCK because it looks like a… um… *coughcough* Nevermind. A picture is worth a thousand words.
    How’d you like to bite on THAT sandwich?

    6 years ago
  177. I would cut the crust up into little pieces and put it into a bowl. Then I would add peanut butter and jelly to it. Mix it up and eat it that way. xDD
    But then again, I’m a kid who would mix peanut butter and jelly together and eat it like that.

    A peanut butter and jelly spudgewich sounds like it would be nice.

    6 years ago
  178. Wait, we have to say why too..? >_<  Ahh… A Dementor sandwich would be inappropriate because it would kill us with just a kiss… or a bite in this case…

    6 years ago
  179. An Elephant’s head.. It could be easily mistaken for something else. Just saying ._. XD

    6 years ago
  180. Bee

    or a WORM!!! *shudder*

    6 years ago
  181. I would have to say the Aye-aye (Daubentonia madagascariensis)

    The animal looks infected and dirty, who would want a delicious sandwich to look that that.

    6 years ago
  182. Lol.  I wore that shirt for How to Dance Kpop 2010 :D

    6 years ago
  183. um… trying to figure this out. one moment.

    6 years ago
  184. Probably a kitty just like Hello Kitty.. it will look sooo cute. I would feel really bad if I have to eat it.

    6 years ago
  185. The female baboon in heat. Look it up ;)

    6 years ago
  186. A squid…because you know that shape is going to be easily misinterpreted.  Handy for hot dogs if you’re out of buns, though.

    6 years ago
  187. Most inappropriate animal for a sandwich press.  My son and I thought long about this and came up with:   RAT    Imagine THAT toasted with peanut butter and raisins on it?  Actually anything you do to it is going to make it even grosser than the original.  ^_^

    6 years ago
  188. The most inappropriate animal would be a lolcat, because you think it’s a funny picture of an adorable kitty with an amusing caption, but really it’s some sad middle-aged guy sitting in his underwear in a basement, putting captions on cat pictures. Totally inappropriate.

    6 years ago
  189. A Honey Badger sandwich press would be pretty bad. That thing just might come to life and eat you instead. Such a fooling name for an animal that can fight a snake…and win 0.0

    6 years ago
  190. The most inappropriate animal would be a lolcat, because you think it’s a funny picture of an adorable kitty with an amusing caption, but really it’s some sad middle-aged guy sitting in his underwear in a basement, putting captions on cat pictures. Totally inappropriate.

    6 years ago
  191. well… a cockroach would be rather bad choice…

    6 years ago
  192. I’m going with a SPIDER, just because 99% sane(?) population scream, jump on the table, run for hills and go nuts seeing one anywhere near food. If someone served me a spider-sammich i’d cry and yell and make the person feel really bad for making me cry of terror.

    6 years ago
  193. an anteater

    6 years ago
  194. It would have to be a hippo. A hippo sandwich press would sell because hippos are typically very cutesy animals and when in a sandwich press form, one would want to stuff the sandwich with yummy ingredients to make it look even more like a true hippo! However, these cute, tubby animals can kill! they can weigh up to 8000 pounds and can run up to 18 mph! Not to mention, they mark their territory by spreading their urine and feces all over the banks of the rivers that they habitate in! Alas, a hippo sandwich press would be the most deceivingly inappropriate sandwich press EVER!

    6 years ago
  195. thah cookie monster!!!~~ but that isn’t an animal….  °^°
    no but serious i think a caterpillar, last time i saw one of those they were hairy as hell 0___0
    eeew!~ hairy toast~ (lol) X3

    6 years ago
  196. FUGU!!! oh wait, they are super cute, but toxic, so yeah, totally inappropriate

    6 years ago
  197. Spider sandwich

    6 years ago
  198. cha

    a lizard… full body lizard… when you open your lunch box you will be,’crap!! there’s a lizard in my lunch box!!!’ and your friend will be,’ I think that’s your sandwich..
    and both lizard and sandwich have same color… both are brown… good camouflage…

    6 years ago
  199. Q:  which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?  

    my answer: A gorilla, because they have giant noses and they’re shaped weird….                                 derp

    6 years ago
  200. A Donkey Butt~

    6 years ago
  201. These sandwich makers are all over Gmarket. Kinda tempted to get one myself :P

    6 years ago