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Oh boy! We were quite let down by this one. The pteranodon balloon is one of the first WTFs we bought in our huge WTF Korea stash. We’ve been putting it off for a special day. We imagined ourselves going to the park, filling this bad boy up with some straw-up-the-butt air (similar to the Party Booms we did a while ago), throwing it in the air, and then chasing it around, giggling, laughing out loud, and reclaiming our lost innocence from childhood. Oh! We had such high hopes for this guy right here…and he totally let us down.

The Pteranodon balloon is nothing more than a bag full of air. You throw it and it drops. That’s all. There’s nothing aerodynamic about it. The air doesn’t seep out the back like rocket fuel. It just passes through like a silent fart. ARGH! And we tried it so many times! It just wouldn’t work. There’s not even anything that we can say about this that’s culturally informative. Not like Korea’s mascot is the pteranodon, or that balloons like this are common. This was just a toy that we’ve never seen before that we thought would be lots of fun, and we got our hopes crushed! Boo-urns!

This wasn’t all a waste of time, though: we’re having another monthly giveaway contest! Huzzah! This time we’re giving away the Ajumma Solar Visors, the Training Chopsticks, and the Japanese Instant Boobs! And we all know that the Instant Boobs are really the hot ticket here. And so, if you want to win these three things (along with the lame pteranodon balloon), all you have to do is tell us what you would do with the Instant Boobs (apart from picking up guys). Whatever response makes us laugh the most will win!

Also, we mentioned that the contest is for our YouTube subscribers only, which is true, and that you can enter by leaving your answers in the comments to the video, which we didn’t expand upon enough. You can leave your votes over at YouTube, or you can leave them here. Woohoo! Double the chances of winning some Japan Instant Boobs! Good luck!

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  1. “…with a silent P” I think I’m going to have to steal this lol super catchy :)

  2. a cup or a head and draw like eyes and a mouth

  3. Lol…..er stick it on some male mannequin….. 

  4. Um hi ^^*
    i’ve just read the instructions (im korean) and i’ve realised that the balloon may have not worked properly because you guys did not insert the straw (up the bum) fully and then throw it

    the instruction says:
    1) draw on the wings of the pteranodon
    2) Blow the air until full
    3)Push in the straw up the hole fully in and then squeeze out the air slightly

    i think its ment to then roket forward, im not sure :>
    But yeah, that may have been the reason why pteranodon refused to be awsome///
    and apologies if my translations sucks;;

  5. If I had the instant boobs, I would first go to the supermarket on the day they give out samples. Go get my samples first as a regular person, and then go put on my instant boobies and my hand mustache and then go get more samples in hopes the ahjumma doesn’t realize it’s the same person

  6. If I needed a use then I’d use it as either;
    1. A spare tire.
    2. Halloween costume zit.
    3. Clown nose.
    4. Fake muscles.
    5. Artificial snowballs.
    6. Self-defense.
    Or my favorite,
    7. The ears to the Pink Fart Clouds of DOOM!!!

    OH YEAH!!!
    Danananana!

  7. I would use them on my dog when we go out to see the faces of the neighbours..

  8. I would use them as floatie water wings.

  9. If your doorknob is broken, HAVE NO FEAR FOR INSTANT BOOBIES ARE HERE :D
    You can stick it on the door and use the boobies as a doorknob. Only push and pull only though, twisting boobies might hurt them :'(

  10. I would attach it to myself somewhere, like my arm. When I walk into a crowded place, people would not rub against me or invade my personal bubble.

  11. Well first of all, I would put it on me then take it out to throw it at some random boy nd then ask him to give my boobs bak :D

  12. It won’t actually LET me post my “What to do with insta boobs” submission on youtube, so I’m just going to post the link here.  (Honestly, I don’t WANT the WTF prizes anyway. I’m sure there’s a forever alone basement dweller who really REALLY wants those fake boobs so he can stop groping his ass cheeks and pretending their woman’s breasts. Give them to him.)

    Enjoy!

    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/eatyourkimchi.jpg/

  13. another than attracting men you say? Id use them to attract women by using it as a bulge in my pants! =]

  14. I would throw them at people, when they butt in line :DD or when they ignore me…totally can’t stand that!!!

  15. I would use  Instant Boobies for :
    1. Stress Balls
    2. self-defence shields eg. when I go rock climbing
    3. great substitute for life-jacket, just simply pop them when you about to drown
    4. instant buttocks, also create comfort when sitting
    5. get around faster, simply place them under your feet you can jumb higher and leap further.
    6. accessories, create a fashion look to yourself just like Lady Gaga bubble dress

  16. We could use the boobies as car air bags for dogs and cats.

  17. oh … i can like put some fake blood on it and play it on halloween and maybe i can stick it on my leg or other’s part

  18. I’d take the instant boobs and put them on my brother when he’s sleeping. BEST PRANK EVER!

  19. This is such an appropriate question. My sister just had surgery a week ago and now she has great boobs!! I don’t know why she did it but to each its own. Anyhow,  If I had a pair of fake japanese boobies I would use them to catch pedobears. Police enforcement’s new tactic for catching predators. Put them on and wait for any suspicious behavior!!!

  20. i would take my instand boobies to my grandma house be like “hey grandma!! like my boobies!!?!?” and jump around in front of until i get slap by her cause my grandma evil!!! but she nice and i love her!!! loooooooooooooove you!! grandma!!! get ready from some boobie action… hmmm

  21. If I had inflatable boobies, I would tie them to my feet and make every house a bouncy house. 

  22. Have you ever been attacked by creepy old men? Never fear, the Japanese Instant Boobies are here! Just stick ‘em on, and strut yo stuff on the streets! If any creepy guy attacks you, all you have to do is swing your shoulders back and forth and FWA-BAM! In the face booby attack! The creeper will never question your abilities of self-defense ever again! :D Warnings: Don’t keep near children, or else they will question your…hobbies. And also, after using boobies for self-defense, run, because they could produce fatal results o.o  BUY NOW! *thumbs up*

  23. i would use the boobies to play as pool toys and like stick them to my butt then i will float!!

  24. This balloon thing reminds me of the clappers people use in like sports events to cheer the team by ‘clapping’ 2 clappers, you know you know?

  25. I would use my japanese boobies as conversation starters.

    “oh hey look, what are those?”
    -“glad you noticed, they are actually boobies, they are fake japanese inflatable ones I won off of a contest!”
    ” . . . oh”
    -“Cool huh? wanna touch them?”
    “um no . . . . no thanks”
    -“So, Japans cool right? boobies and everything . .”
    *person gets up and leaves. 

    huzzah! I’ll be making friends everywhere!! Maybe I’ll even gift them one inflatable boob!

  26. Hahaha! I know what else I would do with the fake inflatable boobs; offer them to the French artist ORLAN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlan)  so she can wear them wherever she deems interesting instead of having more surgeries to add lumps randomly on her body… I found her work very out-of-norms yet somehow inspiring for defending and bringing more awareness to violence made towards women…

  27. “Not only am I disappointed, I’m wet. And uncomfortable.”

    THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

  28. I would use them at Butt cushions, cause you know…chairs arent always nice..

  29. Can you guys look into health necklaces/armbands? I’ve seen some people on variety shows wear a germanium (or whatevah ;D) necklace and wristlet tget energy from them in a weird way, so I just became curious if these really are common Korea :)

  30. Aside from the fact that I would use them to take over the world, I would start my long string of pranks by sticking them under my brother’s shirt before he wakes up, thus much terror, confusion and giggles from me as upon awakening.

  31. I just recently found you guys on youtube through my friend ( who is obsessed with your channel and now I’m obsessed too, with  good reason!)
    well, If I had instant boobs, I would use them when I’m sleeping in class as a forehead pillow, don’t you get tired of those stupid wooden desks being all hard and uncomfortable to take a nap on? just slap one of those baby’s on there and *bam* instant comfort to your face. and when your done sleeping you can use the boobs for  a dodge the boob game. :D

  32. OK, I want to win a pteranodon and try to throw it near of “Smok Wawelski” (“Wawel’s Dragon”) in Cracow and watch them fighting in the air (I bet Dragon is going to win – he has fire in his mouth) and I will stay on the ground and watch them and try not to be eatem n the end and I’m so excited… Wait wait… what was the question? Uhm, OK, so… I can use Instant boobs like a cannon balls and throw them in pteranodon if he would be going to win. Cracow’s Wawel Dragon is the best, yay!

    Love,
    Paulina with very loud P ^_^

  33. I would use the instant boobs for brest cancer patients to help them feel more accepted in society.

  34. hahahahahahaha that was sooo funny lol
    erm ……. errr……..

  35. Portable pillows, yaaaay!!

  36. I would actually paint them black and turn myself into Mickey Mouse :D

  37. I would totaly use them as bowls :)

    Sexy bowls
    Rawr

    AWKWARD.. :P

  38. I would use them for boobular flight :) Two lovely balloons lifting me above the Earth to help me soar through the skies. People would look up and say, “Look! There goes Boob Balloon Girl! How interestingly amazing and not sexual in the slightest way! The world is saved~” Yup…I’d be a hero with those big japanese bazonkers. Quite an inspiration. :)

  39. oh Simon, ur shirt is Fully Awesome!!!!

  40. I think  they can be used as a cushion whenever you go on a jumping castle for extra bounce or as floaters for swimming, though they might not help as much lol.

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