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Oh boy! We were quite let down by this one. The pteranodon balloon is one of the first WTFs we bought in our huge WTF Korea stash. We’ve been putting it off for a special day. We imagined ourselves going to the park, filling this bad boy up with some straw-up-the-butt air (similar to the Party Booms we did a while ago), throwing it in the air, and then chasing it around, giggling, laughing out loud, and reclaiming our lost innocence from childhood. Oh! We had such high hopes for this guy right here…and he totally let us down.

The Pteranodon balloon is nothing more than a bag full of air. You throw it and it drops. That’s all. There’s nothing aerodynamic about it. The air doesn’t seep out the back like rocket fuel. It just passes through like a silent fart. ARGH! And we tried it so many times! It just wouldn’t work. There’s not even anything that we can say about this that’s culturally informative. Not like Korea’s mascot is the pteranodon, or that balloons like this are common. This was just a toy that we’ve never seen before that we thought would be lots of fun, and we got our hopes crushed! Boo-urns!

This wasn’t all a waste of time, though: we’re having another monthly giveaway contest! Huzzah! This time we’re giving away the Ajumma Solar Visors, the Training Chopsticks, and the Japanese Instant Boobs! And we all know that the Instant Boobs are really the hot ticket here. And so, if you want to win these three things (along with the lame pteranodon balloon), all you have to do is tell us what you would do with the Instant Boobs (apart from picking up guys). Whatever response makes us laugh the most will win!

Also, we mentioned that the contest is for our YouTube subscribers only, which is true, and that you can enter by leaving your answers in the comments to the video, which we didn’t expand upon enough. You can leave your votes over at YouTube, or you can leave them here. Woohoo! Double the chances of winning some Japan Instant Boobs! Good luck!

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  1. “…with a silent P” I think I’m going to have to steal this lol super catchy :)

  2. Anonymous

    a cup or a head and draw like eyes and a mouth

  3. maybe u can use it when ur  ’bout 2 drown…?
    u can hold on 2 them and led 2 safty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    or.. u can wear a long pants and put the boob inside so when u fall
    u won’t get hurt *^^*

  4. In the event of a water landing, Pteranodon Airlines’ safety pamphlet states that your Instant Boobs can be used as a floatation device. Please inflate your Instant Boobs before helping other passengers! Since Pteranodon Airlines has yet to have a successful flight over land, the chances of ever flying over water are slim. While Pteranodon Airlines hopes passengers will never have to use their Instant Boobs, please be assured that Instant Boobs are there for you!

    ;)

  5. Anonymous

    Lol…..er stick it on some male mannequin….. 

  6. I’d probably use them for pillows. Or pterrible airbags.

  7. Epic shoulder pads.
    Oh yeah, bringing back the 80s!

  8. 안녕하시오. 저는 그것을 만두처럼 꾸며서 친구에게 선물로 줄 것 입니다. 그리고 간장에 찍는 ê·¸ 순간까지 지켜보고 있을 것이지요. 입에 넣으면 저는 친구에게 “hhhh you eating your mommy Boobs!!” 라고 놀릴 것입니다. Thanks.

  9. Um hi ^^*
    i’ve just read the instructions (im korean) and i’ve realised that the balloon may have not worked properly because you guys did not insert the straw (up the bum) fully and then throw it

    the instruction says:
    1) draw on the wings of the pteranodon
    2) Blow the air until full
    3)Push in the straw up the hole fully in and then squeeze out the air slightly

    i think its ment to then roket forward, im not sure :>
    But yeah, that may have been the reason why pteranodon refused to be awsome///
    and apologies if my translations sucks;;

  10. If I had the instant boobs, I would first go to the supermarket on the day they give out samples. Go get my samples first as a regular person, and then go put on my instant boobies and my hand mustache and then go get more samples in hopes the ahjumma doesn’t realize it’s the same person

  11. Anonymous

    If I needed a use then I’d use it as either;
    1. A spare tire.
    2. Halloween costume zit.
    3. Clown nose.
    4. Fake muscles.
    5. Artificial snowballs.
    6. Self-defense.
    Or my favorite,
    7. The ears to the Pink Fart Clouds of DOOM!!!

    OH YEAH!!!
    Danananana!

  12. i’m gonna stick it to my butt.
    that’s funny… right??? O__O

  13. Sistinas ♥
    Sistinas ♥

    I would use them on my dog when we go out to see the faces of the neighbours..

  14. I would use them as floatie water wings.

  15. If your doorknob is broken, HAVE NO FEAR FOR INSTANT BOOBIES ARE HERE :D
    You can stick it on the door and use the boobies as a doorknob. Only push and pull only though, twisting boobies might hurt them :'(

  16. I would attach it to myself somewhere, like my arm. When I walk into a crowded place, people would not rub against me or invade my personal bubble.

  17. I will use the instant boobs to pretend I am Spiderman and hang on to the wall with their awesome suction powers!

  18. Well first of all, I would put it on me then take it out to throw it at some random boy nd then ask him to give my boobs bak :D

  19. Well first of all, I would put it on me then take it out to throw it at some random boy nd then ask him to give my boobs bak :D

  20. Instant boobies= instant guns.

    Get the rewards of a workout with the effort of unwrapping some kimbap!

  21. It won’t actually LET me post my “What to do with insta boobs” submission on youtube, so I’m just going to post the link here.  (Honestly, I don’t WANT the WTF prizes anyway. I’m sure there’s a forever alone basement dweller who really REALLY wants those fake boobs so he can stop groping his ass cheeks and pretending their woman’s breasts. Give them to him.)

    Enjoy!

    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/eatyourkimchi.jpg/

  22. Anonymous

    another than attracting men you say? Id use them to attract women by using it as a bulge in my pants! =]

  23. Sounds like a pokemon…

  24. I would throw them at people, when they butt in line :DD or when they ignore me…totally can’t stand that!!!

  25. I would use  Instant Boobies for :
    1. Stress Balls
    2. self-defence shields eg. when I go rock climbing
    3. great substitute for life-jacket, just simply pop them when you about to drown
    4. instant buttocks, also create comfort when sitting
    5. get around faster, simply place them under your feet you can jumb higher and leap further.
    6. accessories, create a fashion look to yourself just like Lady Gaga bubble dress

  26. We could use the boobies as car air bags for dogs and cats.

  27. i would place them on my butt and then enlarge them so that i can have a ghetto booty like nicki minaj. then i would see how far i can booty bump people

  28. i not copy chantel but i would put on my dad and make him look like a girl (at the night ) or
    throw it on my brother untill it sticks on himm XD or even put it one my dog in halloween and make be a girl dog (real a boy ) haha

  29. oh … i can like put some fake blood on it and play it on halloween and maybe i can stick it on my leg or other’s part

  30. Chantel Duguid

    I’d take the instant boobs and put them on my brother when he’s sleeping. BEST PRANK EVER!

  31. This is such an appropriate question. My sister just had surgery a week ago and now she has great boobs!! I don’t know why she did it but to each its own. Anyhow,  If I had a pair of fake japanese boobies I would use them to catch pedobears. Police enforcement’s new tactic for catching predators. Put them on and wait for any suspicious behavior!!!

  32. i would take my instand boobies to my grandma house be like “hey grandma!! like my boobies!!?!?” and jump around in front of until i get slap by her cause my grandma evil!!! but she nice and i love her!!! loooooooooooooove you!! grandma!!! get ready from some boobie action… hmmm

  33. If I had inflatable boobies, I would tie them to my feet and make every house a bouncy house. 

  34. Have you ever been attacked by creepy old men? Never fear, the Japanese Instant Boobies are here! Just stick ‘em on, and strut yo stuff on the streets! If any creepy guy attacks you, all you have to do is swing your shoulders back and forth and FWA-BAM! In the face booby attack! The creeper will never question your abilities of self-defense ever again! :D Warnings: Don’t keep near children, or else they will question your…hobbies. And also, after using boobies for self-defense, run, because they could produce fatal results o.o  BUY NOW! *thumbs up*

  35. Hmm…If i got the boobs i would totally do so many things with it.
    1.Put it in my shirt then go to school with them (freak out my friends and teachers)
    2.put them by my hips not my butt so it it would look really awkward..
    Lastly,give one to my sister then stick it on our stomach or chest or butt and just run into each other/bump into each other and see whose one bursts first

  36. Ping Rong Lim

    i would use the boobies to play as pool toys and like stick them to my butt then i will float!!

  37. Ping Rong Lim

    i would use the boobies to play as pool toys and like stick them to my butt then i will float!!

  38. Anonymous

    This balloon thing reminds me of the clappers people use in like sports events to cheer the team by ‘clapping’ 2 clappers, you know you know?

  39. I would use my japanese boobies as conversation starters.

    “oh hey look, what are those?”
    -“glad you noticed, they are actually boobies, they are fake japanese inflatable ones I won off of a contest!”
    ” . . . oh”
    -“Cool huh? wanna touch them?”
    “um no . . . . no thanks”
    -“So, Japans cool right? boobies and everything . .”
    *person gets up and leaves. 

    huzzah! I’ll be making friends everywhere!! Maybe I’ll even gift them one inflatable boob!

  40. Hahaha! I know what else I would do with the fake inflatable boobs; offer them to the French artist ORLAN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlan)  so she can wear them wherever she deems interesting instead of having more surgeries to add lumps randomly on her body… I found her work very out-of-norms yet somehow inspiring for defending and bringing more awareness to violence made towards women…

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