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WTF – Pteranodon Balloons!

June 23, 2011

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Oh boy! We were quite let down by this one. The pteranodon balloon is one of the first WTFs we bought in our huge WTF Korea stash. We’ve been putting it off for a special day. We imagined ourselves going to the park, filling this bad boy up with some straw-up-the-butt air (similar to the Party Booms we did a while ago), throwing it in the air, and then chasing it around, giggling, laughing out loud, and reclaiming our lost innocence from childhood. Oh! We had such high hopes for this guy right here…and he totally let us down.

The Pteranodon balloon is nothing more than a bag full of air. You throw it and it drops. That’s all. There’s nothing aerodynamic about it. The air doesn’t seep out the back like rocket fuel. It just passes through like a silent fart. ARGH! And we tried it so many times! It just wouldn’t work. There’s not even anything that we can say about this that’s culturally informative. Not like Korea’s mascot is the pteranodon, or that balloons like this are common. This was just a toy that we’ve never seen before that we thought would be lots of fun, and we got our hopes crushed! Boo-urns!

This wasn’t all a waste of time, though: we’re having another monthly giveaway contest! Huzzah! This time we’re giving away the Ajumma Solar Visors, the Training Chopsticks, and the Japanese Instant Boobs! And we all know that the Instant Boobs are really the hot ticket here. And so, if you want to win these three things (along with the lame pteranodon balloon), all you have to do is tell us what you would do with the Instant Boobs (apart from picking up guys). Whatever response makes us laugh the most will win!

Also, we mentioned that the contest is for our YouTube subscribers only, which is true, and that you can enter by leaving your answers in the comments to the video, which we didn’t expand upon enough. You can leave your votes over at YouTube, or you can leave them here. Woohoo! Double the chances of winning some Japan Instant Boobs! Good luck!

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  1. Well first of all, I would put it on me then take it out to throw it at some random boy nd then ask him to give my boobs bak :D

    5 years ago
  2. It won’t actually LET me post my “What to do with insta boobs” submission on youtube, so I’m just going to post the link here.  (Honestly, I don’t WANT the WTF prizes anyway. I’m sure there’s a forever alone basement dweller who really REALLY wants those fake boobs so he can stop groping his ass cheeks and pretending their woman’s breasts. Give them to him.)

    Enjoy!

    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/eatyourkimchi.jpg/

    5 years ago
  3. another than attracting men you say? Id use them to attract women by using it as a bulge in my pants! =]

    5 years ago
  4. I would throw them at people, when they butt in line :DD or when they ignore me…totally can’t stand that!!!

    5 years ago
  5. I would use  Instant Boobies for :
    1. Stress Balls
    2. self-defence shields eg. when I go rock climbing
    3. great substitute for life-jacket, just simply pop them when you about to drown
    4. instant buttocks, also create comfort when sitting
    5. get around faster, simply place them under your feet you can jumb higher and leap further.
    6. accessories, create a fashion look to yourself just like Lady Gaga bubble dress

    5 years ago
  6. We could use the boobies as car air bags for dogs and cats.

    5 years ago
  7. oh … i can like put some fake blood on it and play it on halloween and maybe i can stick it on my leg or other’s part

    5 years ago
  8. I’d take the instant boobs and put them on my brother when he’s sleeping. BEST PRANK EVER!

    5 years ago
  9. This is such an appropriate question. My sister just had surgery a week ago and now she has great boobs!! I don’t know why she did it but to each its own. Anyhow,  If I had a pair of fake japanese boobies I would use them to catch pedobears. Police enforcement’s new tactic for catching predators. Put them on and wait for any suspicious behavior!!!

    5 years ago
  10. i would take my instand boobies to my grandma house be like “hey grandma!! like my boobies!!?!?” and jump around in front of until i get slap by her cause my grandma evil!!! but she nice and i love her!!! loooooooooooooove you!! grandma!!! get ready from some boobie action… hmmm

    5 years ago
  11. If I had inflatable boobies, I would tie them to my feet and make every house a bouncy house. 

    5 years ago
  12. Have you ever been attacked by creepy old men? Never fear, the Japanese Instant Boobies are here! Just stick ’em on, and strut yo stuff on the streets! If any creepy guy attacks you, all you have to do is swing your shoulders back and forth and FWA-BAM! In the face booby attack! The creeper will never question your abilities of self-defense ever again! :D Warnings: Don’t keep near children, or else they will question your…hobbies. And also, after using boobies for self-defense, run, because they could produce fatal results o.o  BUY NOW! *thumbs up*

    5 years ago
  13. i would use the boobies to play as pool toys and like stick them to my butt then i will float!!

    5 years ago
  14. This balloon thing reminds me of the clappers people use in like sports events to cheer the team by ‘clapping’ 2 clappers, you know you know?

    5 years ago
  15. I would use my japanese boobies as conversation starters.

    “oh hey look, what are those?”
    -“glad you noticed, they are actually boobies, they are fake japanese inflatable ones I won off of a contest!”
    ” . . . oh”
    -“Cool huh? wanna touch them?”
    “um no . . . . no thanks”
    -“So, Japans cool right? boobies and everything . .”
    *person gets up and leaves. 

    huzzah! I’ll be making friends everywhere!! Maybe I’ll even gift them one inflatable boob!

    5 years ago
  16. Hahaha! I know what else I would do with the fake inflatable boobs; offer them to the French artist ORLAN (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlan)  so she can wear them wherever she deems interesting instead of having more surgeries to add lumps randomly on her body… I found her work very out-of-norms yet somehow inspiring for defending and bringing more awareness to violence made towards women…

    5 years ago
  17. “Not only am I disappointed, I’m wet. And uncomfortable.”

    THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

    5 years ago
  18. I would use them at Butt cushions, cause you know…chairs arent always nice..

    5 years ago
  19. Can you guys look into health necklaces/armbands? I’ve seen some people on variety shows wear a germanium (or whatevah ;D) necklace and wristlet tget energy from them in a weird way, so I just became curious if these really are common Korea :)

    5 years ago
  20. Aside from the fact that I would use them to take over the world, I would start my long string of pranks by sticking them under my brother’s shirt before he wakes up, thus much terror, confusion and giggles from me as upon awakening.

    5 years ago
  21. I just recently found you guys on youtube through my friend ( who is obsessed with your channel and now I’m obsessed too, with  good reason!)
    well, If I had instant boobs, I would use them when I’m sleeping in class as a forehead pillow, don’t you get tired of those stupid wooden desks being all hard and uncomfortable to take a nap on? just slap one of those baby’s on there and *bam* instant comfort to your face. and when your done sleeping you can use the boobs for  a dodge the boob game. :D

    5 years ago
  22. OK, I want to win a pteranodon and try to throw it near of “Smok Wawelski” (“Wawel’s Dragon”) in Cracow and watch them fighting in the air (I bet Dragon is going to win – he has fire in his mouth) and I will stay on the ground and watch them and try not to be eatem n the end and I’m so excited… Wait wait… what was the question? Uhm, OK, so… I can use Instant boobs like a cannon balls and throw them in pteranodon if he would be going to win. Cracow’s Wawel Dragon is the best, yay!

    Love,
    Paulina with very loud P ^_^

    5 years ago
  23. I would use the instant boobs for brest cancer patients to help them feel more accepted in society.

    5 years ago
  24. hahahahahahaha that was sooo funny lol
    erm ……. errr……..

    5 years ago
  25. Portable pillows, yaaaay!!

    5 years ago
  26. I would actually paint them black and turn myself into Mickey Mouse :D

    5 years ago
  27. I would totaly use them as bowls :)

    Sexy bowls
    Rawr

    AWKWARD.. :P

    5 years ago
  28. I would use them for boobular flight :) Two lovely balloons lifting me above the Earth to help me soar through the skies. People would look up and say, “Look! There goes Boob Balloon Girl! How interestingly amazing and not sexual in the slightest way! The world is saved~” Yup…I’d be a hero with those big japanese bazonkers. Quite an inspiration. :)

    5 years ago
  29. oh Simon, ur shirt is Fully Awesome!!!!

    5 years ago
  30. I think  they can be used as a cushion whenever you go on a jumping castle for extra bounce or as floaters for swimming, though they might not help as much lol.

    5 years ago
  31. Ergh, I don’t know, maybe you could use the Instant Boobies as a free condom instead? *nvm my blunt brain* :D

    5 years ago
  32.  In my quest to find something else to use the bbang bbang (bread bread) gaseum for, I thought of something brilliant! Height enhancers! Huzzah! :D
    Just place an inflatable boob onto each of your feet and have all your friends watch a you grow several inches in just a few minutes! Miraculous :D
    And then I had a lightbulb-flickering moment when I realized the balloons probably wouldn’t be able to withstand your entire body weight on them… unless maybe you’re a tiny person with barely any body weight who’s five feet tall :D in which case you’re light, and in need of some extra height, so it’s perfect! Huzzah ones again :D So, I would use this versatile Japanese invention to give to my small friend as a gift and say, “Congratulations! You can be my height now! Hooray!”
    Can i haz instant boobiez nao? ^.^

    5 years ago
  33. I would use them to crush soda cans and make a pointless guiness world record sorta what this lady did here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2G5bldFBPY

    5 years ago
  34. i would use them in Halloween. i would dress up as mickey mouse. i would paint them black make them my mickey mouse ears!!!!

    5 years ago
  35. If I were to use those instant boobs, I would use them as speed bumps in the road, to save my town from having to pay a massive amount to make them…… They would be efficient…(smh), and very decorative. Then the road would grow boobs and look shmexy. :) Although I’m pretty sure they would explode from the amount of weight being pressed on them by the cars, but oh well. I’m sure our town could then use them as grenade’s. BA-BANG BANG :D LOL

    5 years ago
  36. im almost too afraid to enter this contest… haha ><
    I would use the instant boobs for…. an asian coverup!  [: I will place them on a plate (inflated) and when my mother/brother/sister/father/other brother come by, wanting to bother me, i will simply act like im eating STEAMED. BUNS. :O They will see I am immersed in my asian culture and see how much i am enjoying myself. But when they ask for a bite, i chuck it at their head and proclaim "You've just been boobed" Thank you Japan for creating small projectiles~

    5 years ago
  37. I could almost imagine the image you painted on having fun with that balloon. Too bad.

    Now about those boobs, I could use a couple of wrist rests while working on my computer. Any chance I could win those? =D

    5 years ago
  38. Other than attract guys? I assume attracting girls is too obvious?
    But no, I like multi purpose things (minimizes clutter and all that), so besides cross-dressing dads and not-yet-there daughters, I bet they could be used as floaties for kids in the pool, and they would be great for floating around and chilling the punch bowl in the hot summer (you did say the got cold, right?? If not, nix this part :D), and what would be better than a boob to help you puff up that ’50s hairstyle?? And you wouldn’t need to use the bottom of a glass to shape your nutty/sugary dessert basket thingies if you had boobs to throw them over! 
    Speaking of which, I have to make those basket in the near future…. ;P

    5 years ago
  39. “No wonder you’re extinct!” “Silent P is the dumbest letter out there.” “Not only am I disappointed, I’m wet…and uncomfortable…” and “Pterrible with a silent P” should be made into t-shirts!

    5 years ago
  40. I will use it with my friends to con creepy old guys on Chatroulette… It’s going to be epic to see their faces..

    5 years ago