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Woohoo! It’s time for another Wonderful Adventure Now Korea, aka WANK, where we run around Korea and have fun. We spent our first two episodes in Seoul, in Myeongdong and Samchungdong. We didn’t want to go to Seoul again this time, but we also don’t want to limit our Wanking to city locations. We want to Wank in many different ways as well. In this case, we’re Wanking at an arcade, and playing with other people as we Wank. We also go to a love cafe, and Wank with each other in a private love booth. Ooh!

The arcade was especially fun, because it had lots of fun games that we don’t see the likes of in Canada (or didn’t see, those few times we went to arcades). We never saw a Dance Dance revolution game played by one person, OVER TWO PADS. Seriously! How the hell did he do both at once? It’s really hard not to use a “_____ level: Asian” joke in here. That guy was intense.

We played a bunch of games with drums and hammers and steering wheels and such. Lost in Street Fighter to a scaredy cat who kept on running away and blocking. Whatever happened to running at people and fighting with honour? Ahh! Also, I – Simon here – totally rocked those basketball games in which you have to score as many baskets as possible in a finite amount of time. FYI, I’m great at basketball and not humble about it at all :D

Also, you saw us spend a good portion of our time at the Love Cafe, which was the first time we ever went to a cafe like that before. We know that Korean Coffee shops are very popular, and we’ve done videos on them before, but we’ve never seen one like this before. You get your own booth, closed off with a door, so you get lots of privacy, but you have to take off your shoes before you get into the booth, because it’s pretty much a giant sofa/bed/something soft. It was really comfy. We didn’t try any of the coffee because it was already 11PM, and we didn’t want to be super alert for the rest of the night. The desert was alright, and the juice was decent. I think the food and drinks aren’t their main selling point. It’s all about the ability to have privacy, and this place gives the most privacy we’ve ever seen in a cafe. They even knock before they open your door to bring your food, just in case you’re…doing something.

Anyhow, as for the shooting games and batting cages, we included those in the blooper reel, because the Wanking video was getting far too long. Feels like they’re going to creep up on the 30 minute mark in a few months. Remember when our Music Mondays were, like, three minutes long? Now they’re all pushing 10 minutes. Jeez! But enough of that: here are the bloopers!

 

And lastly, BATOOST!

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  1. Martina’s idol and engrish ^.^ …Simon you really aren’t cut out to WANK XD

  2. Martina’s Idol. BATOOST! And Simon’s Engrish.

  3. The cafe and the ice cream dessert thing looked so gooood! *.*

  4. Simon for Engrish!!
    Martina~~ for the idol challenge!

  5. Martina’s B2ST pic and Simon’s Engrish

  6. Man, this was a tough decision, but I’m going to say that Simon won in engrish, and Martina won with BATOOST. 
    Thanks for your hard work~!

  7. For me, Martina won the idol challenge because she got all of the batoo- I mean…B2ST..members…but Simon won the engrish challenge……poor Simon failing the third one (AGAIN!) [and i was rooting for you…so sorry:(]

  8. Simon’s Jay Park and Engrish. Love this new series!!

  9. HONEY!!! XD And is it sad that I knew a couple of the songs on the drum game? :P 
    As for the idol, its totally unfair, but I’m gonna say Jay Park>Batoost. Luv’m both, but I’m from the same state as J so I gotsta represent!
    As for engrish, I’ll also go with Simon’s discovery. I mean, hasn’t he lost all 3 challenges so far? So sad…
    Oh, and I agree with Martina; Tiramisu=ick. I’ve seriously never known someone else who thinks that, so hooray!

  10. I appreciate this video VERY MUCH for three reasons.

    1. The Ouran High School Host Club reference. This sounds totally crazy but I swear if I knew Martina in real life, we’d totes be friends.

    2. When you both were playing the taiko (Japanese drum) game, After Dark started playing! This is a song by my all-time favorite Japanese rock band, Asian Kung-Fu Generation. Any Ajikan fans out there??? Yeah?? Yeah???…….. no? 

    3. When Simon yelled, “Are you smacking his NUTS?!?” ALL LOUD! Oh em gee, I was eating while watching this video–big mistake– and I had to abruptly snatch my headphones off because the food got stuck RIGHT in my throat from the sudden, and helpless, urge to laugh.

    Thanks for trying to kill me guise.

  11. Batooooooost! And Simon’s Engrish. :3 

  12. haha, the extra vid with the batting cage, at 3:33, the girl behind simon, haha too funny. 

  13. simon with the engrish and Martina with Batoost I LUV BATOOST AND U GUYZ XD

  14. Martina’s Engrish and Idol haha ^^ Awesome video! I love them ~

  15. I loved this WANK!
    (but Simon.. I hope fourth time’s the charm for you.. Use more whatshisfrickinnamecuzimaforeigner MAN WARRIOR powers!)
    I choose Martina’s idol and Simon engrish.

    P.S. Did you film the bloopers with the iPhone?

  16. man that dude on the dance game made me laugh!!!! he looked so odd!!!
    O_O they have a game with a flasher??? what the heck? hahaha that is so weird!!
    i love street fighter!!! i challenge you to a duel Simon!!!!
    it’s too hard for me to choose between Batoost and Jay Park!!!!

  17. Martina-Idol
    Simon-Engrish

    Thank you for making me laugh :)

    I was noticing that on the dance game, everyone was taking off their shoes to play it. Wouldn’t it be better with shoes on, looked like the guy was just sliding around more than dancing.

    About the 5:51 mark, Simon says something like “burning in the fire” and the camera moves to show a fire extinguisher, was that on purpose or mistake? 

  18. Martina’s Engrish and Simon’s Idol!  Oh jeez, Simon eating that cake cracked me up so much!

  19. Simon’s Engrish and Martina’s Idol.

  20. Literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in 2012…

  21. Hee hee hee! Simon, you ate that cake like a duck! Ah haha!
    You may have lost the W.A.N.King challenge, Simon, but I’d have to say you won BOTH the Engrish and the “W.A.N.K in front of an idol” challenge. :3

  22. Simon’s Engrish but definitely Martina’s Idol find :D BATOOST!!!

  23. I LOVE ur hoodie Martina! WHERE~ did u get? Am I able to get one…

  24. Lol watching those people play ddr was hiliarious, but wow they have crazy skills. I played the drum game before, with Doraemon music. Simon playing Street Figher reminded me of Yesung from Super Junior imitating Street Fighter moves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovmiZrY7em0 Simon was pretty tidy eating that tiramisu, lol funny when he was wiping on the napkins ^-^

  25. Where is this at? I would love to check out that arcade!

  26. I’d like to ask if you guys have done a “how much money is needed if you want  to vacation in korea”, like price guide for plane (I know u guys have answered this in FAQs), hotel, food, sightseeing, is it better to get guided tour with a group or brave it out for yourself? or something of the sort. I’ve looked for one of you guys but haven’t found it. I know you guys aren’t travel agents but it’d be nice to know how much money would be needed to vacation there. Is it expensive or cheap? Thanks again for the videos, I’ve learned so much about Korea thanks to you guys :D

    • plane price for Korea is very expensive.. cheapest would be like 1200USD during non-vacation times (keep in mind of both Korean AND Western holiday period) for a roundtrip with 2-3 transfers… during holidays you can see yourself paying more than 2000USD for a roundtrip even with 1 transfer…
      I don’t know where you live but prices for Korea can be cheap if you come from North America and Europe

  27. LOL, you guys. And although Jay Park holding that ID card was pretty funny, I have to give it BEAST in the window. So sexy! :)

  28. I vote for simmon’s engrish and idol :) i couldnt stop laughing though the hole video XD+ROFL

  29. These are awesome as always! Thanks guys! :D

  30. Simon’s Engrish won and Martina’s idol won. Huzzah!

  31. Martina’s Engrish & JAY PARK!!!!!1

  32. bahaha wank gets funnier every week XD i lyk martina’s idol and engrish. sorry simon, ur still awsum but hardcore b2uty here :P

  33. I LOVE YOU GUISE!!! I laughed so much my dog came to my room wagging his tail haha

  34. I vote for Martina’s engrish and Batoost! :D

  35. Guys, you need to come to Vancouver, specifically, Richmond.  You’ll see one guy, two pad.

  36. Martina’s Idol and Simon’s Engrish

  37. I vote for Martina’s idol, and Simon’s Engrish. I couldn’t stop laughing at the Star Ball game. My mind was blown… I didn’t think such an idea for a game was possible! Bahahahaha. That Japanese drum game is so much fun! We have it in one of the very few arcades here in Vancouver.

  38. hahaha really funny! I liked the “love cafe” ♥

  39. I liked Simon’s idol and Engrish…although the Engrish was a REALLY tough call.

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