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Woohoo! It’s time for another Wonderful Adventure Now Korea, aka WANK, where we run around Korea and have fun. We spent our first two episodes in Seoul, in Myeongdong and Samchungdong. We didn’t want to go to Seoul again this time, but we also don’t want to limit our Wanking to city locations. We want to Wank in many different ways as well. In this case, we’re Wanking at an arcade, and playing with other people as we Wank. We also go to a love cafe, and Wank with each other in a private love booth. Ooh!

The arcade was especially fun, because it had lots of fun games that we don’t see the likes of in Canada (or didn’t see, those few times we went to arcades). We never saw a Dance Dance revolution game played by one person, OVER TWO PADS. Seriously! How the hell did he do both at once? It’s really hard not to use a “_____ level: Asian” joke in here. That guy was intense.

We played a bunch of games with drums and hammers and steering wheels and such. Lost in Street Fighter to a scaredy cat who kept on running away and blocking. Whatever happened to running at people and fighting with honour? Ahh! Also, I – Simon here – totally rocked those basketball games in which you have to score as many baskets as possible in a finite amount of time. FYI, I’m great at basketball and not humble about it at all :D

Also, you saw us spend a good portion of our time at the Love Cafe, which was the first time we ever went to a cafe like that before. We know that Korean Coffee shops are very popular, and we’ve done videos on them before, but we’ve never seen one like this before. You get your own booth, closed off with a door, so you get lots of privacy, but you have to take off your shoes before you get into the booth, because it’s pretty much a giant sofa/bed/something soft. It was really comfy. We didn’t try any of the coffee because it was already 11PM, and we didn’t want to be super alert for the rest of the night. The desert was alright, and the juice was decent. I think the food and drinks aren’t their main selling point. It’s all about the ability to have privacy, and this place gives the most privacy we’ve ever seen in a cafe. They even knock before they open your door to bring your food, just in case you’re…doing something.

Anyhow, as for the shooting games and batting cages, we included those in the blooper reel, because the Wanking video was getting far too long. Feels like they’re going to creep up on the 30 minute mark in a few months. Remember when our Music Mondays were, like, three minutes long? Now they’re all pushing 10 minutes. Jeez! But enough of that: here are the bloopers!

 

And lastly, BATOOST!

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  1. could you guys start posting how to get to some of the places you guys go to? For instance, I just moved to seoul, and i really want to go to an arcade with this girl i just met, but i can’t find any. Where is this one?

  2. What song have martina and simon been singing?

  3. Where is the Cafe located at ?

  4. Hello!! Could you tell me in which area of Seoul is the Arcade? I would really like to go there!! thank you very much~!!

  5. Anyone notice the photobomber in the red scarf in the bloopers? she to the left of Simon’s head!

  6. I’m in Korea now and I am dying to know… WHERE IS THAT ARCADE?
    I want to go somewhere like this :)

  7. omg you guys watch ouran high school host club too? honey-senpai XD

  8. great video! and very funny xD It’s been a long time i didnt watch your videos because i was busy but LOL xD ajajaaja i’m just starting to watch ouran high school host club live action and then you (martina) mentioned honey sempai xD that was funny

  9. Noooooo~ Pump It Up is NOT a DDR game! DDR = Japan. PIU = Korea! D: Uhhhh that bothered me so much. Honestly though, PIU is like the Korean rip-off of DDR anyway… They only get away with it because of that 5th button in the middle though. In the Groove was another rip-off of DDR without the freakin’ 5th button in the middle and their company totally got owned by Konami because of it.

  10. oooooo you played at Taiko no Tatsujin (the japanese drum game?)!! xD
    I went to an arcade just to play that game! ♥

  11. Simon is the winner! Jay Park!!!

  12. Did anyone else notice the random Korean girl video bombing towards the end of the bloopers?

  13. This is just more proof that tomatoes have to be vegetables!
    You can eat every single fruit known to man, in ice cream.
    BUT you can’t eat tomatoes in ice cream cause that’s just nasty.
    Tomatoes will always be a veggie no matter what!!
    DX

  14. OMG U WATCH OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB I LOVE THAT SHOW!!! AND ITS BEAST NOT BATOOST. BAD SIMON. i love your show loads btw 

  15. JAY PARK!!! All. The. Freaking. Way. 
    annnddd
    Martina’s Engrish :) 

  16. batoost <3!
    oh and da
    1# engrish

  17. B2ST ^_^ I love Jay Park, but no competition here

  18. Awesome wanking episode!

    If I was in Korea I would probably spend most of my time at the arcades, shopping, and dancing at clubs. Aside from that, Martina you totally rocked the batting cage!!! 

  19. SIMON please  NEVER everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr compare Jaqy park and b2st, B2ST all the way

  20. 11:59 Im pretty sure i just saw an owl in live action. (my reference NOTE extremely creepy) http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmz627Y9lt1qb4wxu.gif

  21. Love the new segment guys.  ^^ You keep it fresh and interesting and help me discover things that I should/could be doing in Korea…I played the hit the pervert game too!!…did you know you have to also hit the crazy flower lady on the subway? 

  22. great WANKing episode!! i laughed so much! you guys should go check out the arcades in Japan… not only are they everywhere, but they’re huge!!

    btw, did you guys forget your engrish challenge? (or did i just space out and miss it??)

    hmm… i’ll pick Martina for the idol challenge since i don’t like Jay Park :p

  23. Simon’s idol (JAYWALKERS REPRESENT!) and Martina’s engrish! I love that Japanese game, we have them in Australia XD So fun! I love the Naruto theme song it played. 

  24. Martina for Idols (B2ST FIGHTING!!!) and Simon for Engrish…

    Did anyone notice that the songs Martina was playing to with the japanese drums: ‘You are my friend” – one of the many Naruto themes, the actual one she was playing to was After Dark, Bleach, and the last song was a cover of Kylie Minogue’s Lucky….

    Good working WANKing you guys!

    ヾ(*・ω・)ノ゜+.゜★ィェィ☆゜+.゜ヾ(・ω・*)ノ

  25. Idol…lets see I’m a fan of both, but I’m gonna go with Batoost because Martina smacking Junhyung’s bum was awsome xD

    As for the engrish…I have to go with Simon’s, it made me laugh more.

    And by far the hands free eating punishment is my favorite. I couldn’t stop laughing at watching poor Simon eat that cake handsfree. But it looked SUPER yummy so it made me hungry.

    Out of curiousity would you guys ever accept homemade baked goods from fans? Seeing the cake made me think of that actually and it has now made me want to go bake something and its like, 11pm where I am. xD

  26. Gotta go with Martina’s engrish.

  27. martina said honey sempai~~ ouran fan~~ :D

  28. i vote for martina’s engrish and idol!
    really simon…  that wasnt that bad of a challenge!

  29. I vote Simon for English and Martina for Idol :D

  30. i vote for martina + batoost and for simon’s diet pigis!!!
    love you guys! so funny!!

  31. OMG Simon is the NOM NOM Monster!

  32. Whoa there Simon and Martina! After the many Game of Thrones references I was already very happy. And now Ouran High School Host Club? After Dark? Just completely and fully in love with you guys right now!

    I gotta do a split vote of Simon=Engrish and Idol=Martina!

  33. Oh my, was the a OHSHC reference I heard? Hahahaha, love it XD
    I think Simon got both my votes for Engrish and Idol this time hehe!

  34. I vote Simon on the Engrish and Martina/Batoost/B2ST on the idol~ 

  35. i luv jay park but…i gotta vote for martina for the idol challenge and simon for the engrish challenge

  36. Martina for idol challenge and simon for the engrish =)…..poor simon seems to be loosing to martina on purpose…..awwwww

  37. Simon’s engrish, Martina’s pic. (Hyun Seung-oppaa!!!~) BTW, you two are the cutest couple ever. I love the way you treat each other and it looks like it’s always a blast to be around each other. <3

  38. Simon’s ENGRIIISHHH….and Martina’s IDOL !! Sorry Simon but i love BATOOST more than Jay Park <333

  39. Yeah, I’d say Simon won Engrish and Idol hands down this round.

  40. martina’s face at 9:15 = ultimate lolz.

  41. Simon’s engrish, but Martina’s idol!

  42. Martina’s idol and engrish ^.^ …Simon you really aren’t cut out to WANK XD

  43. I vote for Simon’s Engrish and Martina’s idol pick: Beast :D

  44. jay park ! and martina’s english 

  45. Martina’s Idol. BATOOST! And Simon’s Engrish.

  46. Simon’s engrish and Martina’s batoost

  47. batoost….Martina… English-win
    Can we pick next week punishment?
    1=jump 100 times
    2=eat something disgusting
    3=hug a stranger
    4=call a random number and send  them a text “I love u”
    5=have beg for $10 wons from a stranger

  48. martina, b2st, simon, engrish..

  49. Martina for the idols
    and yeah Simon for the Engrish

  50. The cafe and the ice cream dessert thing looked so gooood! *.*

  51. Simon for Engrish!!
    Martina~~ for the idol challenge!

  52. Martina’s B2ST pic and Simon’s Engrish

  53. Simon for Engrish.
    Simon for Jay Park.

    I LOLed at a lot of different parts in this video!
    When it gets warmer can you guys go “take a hike” (meant literally)? I’d be interested in cool hiking trails, rest stops, and so on. Or go to a theme park. Or Or Or. Show us your fav places in Hongdae! Of course, you guys always come up with the best ideas! (Or Or Or) Or you could visit a ton of those couple cafes… cause the decor is ridic! I love it! They are so awkward!

  54. Man, this was a tough decision, but I’m going to say that Simon won in engrish, and Martina won with BATOOST. 
    Thanks for your hard work~!

  55. For me, Martina won the idol challenge because she got all of the batoo- I mean…B2ST..members…but Simon won the engrish challenge……poor Simon failing the third one (AGAIN!) [and i was rooting for you...so sorry:(]

  56. Weird game tossing balls to a flasher.
    I like Simon’s idols but I prefer Martina’s Engrish. 

  57. Simon’s Jay Park and Engrish. Love this new series!!

  58. Sorry Simon, Martina totally whupped yo butt at the batting cage. She also beat you at the idol. However, you beat her at the Engrish.

    BTW, loved your shirt on the “How To Dance Kpop 2011″ video. Gift from a fan?

  59. HONEY!!! XD And is it sad that I knew a couple of the songs on the drum game? :P 
    As for the idol, its totally unfair, but I’m gonna say Jay Park>Batoost. Luv’m both, but I’m from the same state as J so I gotsta represent!
    As for engrish, I’ll also go with Simon’s discovery. I mean, hasn’t he lost all 3 challenges so far? So sad…
    Oh, and I agree with Martina; Tiramisu=ick. I’ve seriously never known someone else who thinks that, so hooray!

  60. Martina wins with the idol. B2ST!! Though, I must agree to Simon’s pigs where amazing.

  61. I vote Martina’s Batoost and Simon’s diet piggis!

  62. I appreciate this video VERY MUCH for three reasons.

    1. The Ouran High School Host Club reference. This sounds totally crazy but I swear if I knew Martina in real life, we’d totes be friends.

    2. When you both were playing the taiko (Japanese drum) game, After Dark started playing! This is a song by my all-time favorite Japanese rock band, Asian Kung-Fu Generation. Any Ajikan fans out there??? Yeah?? Yeah???…….. no? 

    3. When Simon yelled, “Are you smacking his NUTS?!?” ALL LOUD! Oh em gee, I was eating while watching this video–big mistake– and I had to abruptly snatch my headphones off because the food got stuck RIGHT in my throat from the sudden, and helpless, urge to laugh.

    Thanks for trying to kill me guise.

  63. Hey where was ENTER at . I live in Korea now and I would love to go to that arcade. My name is Amanda by the way.

  64. Batooooooost! And Simon’s Engrish. :3 

  65. haha, the extra vid with the batting cage, at 3:33, the girl behind simon, haha too funny. 

  66. simon with the engrish and Martina with Batoost I LUV BATOOST AND U GUYZ XD

  67. I laughed SOOOO HARD when i found out http://www.batoost.com was ACTUALLY a REAL, B2ST related wbsite.

  68. Yeah, favorite clothing shops or favorite shops overall would be an awesome thing ^^

  69. Martina’s Engrish and Idol haha ^^ Awesome video! I love them ~

  70. i love simon’s engrish, you know what they were talking bout but it just came across as really really awkward!! oh god!
    oh and martina wins the idol challenge, i <3 batoosT!!!

  71. I think that simon won the engrish but martina won with BATOOST! 
    I LOVE BATOOST!!! ><

  72. I vote for Simon’s idol and Engrish.

    Jwalker representing! :D

  73. Martina’s idol and Simon’s Engrish XD 
    DOTHERAKI MAN WARRIOR POWER!!! ::as he rips open the box of gum with his manly strength:: 
    You guys make me laugh SO MUCH!! <3 

  74. I loved this WANK!
    (but Simon.. I hope fourth time’s the charm for you.. Use more whatshisfrickinnamecuzimaforeigner MAN WARRIOR powers!)
    I choose Martina’s idol and Simon engrish.

    P.S. Did you film the bloopers with the iPhone?

  75. OMG, that was hilarious when Simon ate the tiramisu like a dog! lol!

  76. It might be cool to wank at your favorite clothing stores.

  77. XD Oh man Simon…you’ve got to step it up…

    I’d say Simon’s Engrish won, but Martina won the idol competition.

  78. MARTINA’s ENGRISH (Barket… *Lol) and also MARTINA’s IDOL (Batoost FTW!) Love You Guys ♥ Thanks for answering my post on facebook :D You Rule♥

  79. Simon’s engrish, Martina’s idol(s)

  80. Sorry Simon, have to go with Martina for both Engrish and Idols (B2st for the win!! LOL).

  81. Please, dear Martina.
    Can you tell me where you got this awesome black huge hood jacket from?
    It’s so awesome! Please answer me if you have some time!
    And I really love the Love Cafe! ♥ :D
    Oh Martina, between us two ladies… you beat Simon. In every punishment-game.
    Girl’s Power!! :D
    Best wishes from Germany~
    Yours,
    Laura

  82. I <3 Wank.. :))
    Martina's Batoost is way better.. 6 is always better than 1.
    Simon's Engrish is "awesome-er" than Martina's lame Barket. sorry martina.

  83. I love WANK days :)
    that sounds a bit perv.
    again, Martina you look super cute, I’m loving the eye make-up lately.

  84. that ddr double thing….i’ve tried it at home and it’s so hard lol. beginner easy man xD and omg thats not even ddr thats the one with the stupid middle button!! i prefer ddr lol level asian for sure :P that drum game sounds fun :)

    i don’t like batoost but i vote for martina anyways :3 simon’s engrish was better though :p

    simon, you look like a chicken downing that cake XD

  85. I vote Martina for both Engrish and definitely the Idol picture. What was Simon’s Engrish???? Sorry Simon.

  86. I’ll vote for Martina all the way, sorry Simon… Barket and Batoost for the win, haha ^^ Also, is it just me, or are you guise WANKing more often then once a week? Maybe I’m just confused.. Anyways, I really like this concept, so I don’t mind you doing it more often ^^

  87. Simon’s Engrish, Martina’s idols. :)

  88. batoost and diet pigis “I ge on working out to stay in shape” 

  89. Go to DongDaeMun next!!! Pleasseeeeee! *puppy dog eyes*

    or go hiking! I heard that hiking is a very popular activity there. :3

  90. That was fun!
    That’d be cool if you could interact with people (like waitress etc)  :)

  91. Martina wins both the idol challenge and the Engrish challenge, in my book.  And, Simon should have to do a second punishment since he cheated in the bubble challenge!  Martina won that one twice!  :D

  92. Martina killed the idol challenge <3 Sorry Simon Beast wins. But Simon good news, you totally won the engrish <3

  93. I dont really get it..so you guys are making wank videos every..week? every 2 days? every 4days? Oo

  94. punkyprincess92

    man that dude on the dance game made me laugh!!!! he looked so odd!!!
    O_O they have a game with a flasher??? what the heck? hahaha that is so weird!!
    i love street fighter!!! i challenge you to a duel Simon!!!!
    it’s too hard for me to choose between Batoost and Jay Park!!!!

  95. i like simon’s idol and engrish. sorry martina. but i like the fact that jay park is telling you to bring proper id. such a responsible idol…

  96. martina wins with batoost! and simon wins the engrish fo sho!

  97. Martina for the Idols and Simon for the Engrish

  98. I played the Japanese drum arcade game one time while I was in Singapore haha so funny. Being the only white people in the arcade was great, I felt like I had never played a video game before. loll

  99. Yay for Martina kicking Simon’s butt in baseball!! ;DDD

  100. Batoost & Pigies for the win!!

  101. martina’s idol 
    simon’s engirsh 

  102. Simon’s engrish and martina’s idols (sorry simon!) also, Simon you ate so neatly!!!! I was expecting your face to be COVERED in cake….

  103. martinas idol and simon engirsh ^^

  104. martinas engrish and simons idol…and this is my mums first wanking video and she liked it…keep posting them :D

  105. NOOOOOO~~~

    THAT’S NOT DDR!!  It’s PUMP! OR NX Fiesta.. more difficult than DDR i say.. 
    and i played 2 pads… :D   that guy is sooo good in playing that.. ><

  106. Martina-Idol
    Simon-Engrish

    Thank you for making me laugh :)

    I was noticing that on the dance game, everyone was taking off their shoes to play it. Wouldn’t it be better with shoes on, looked like the guy was just sliding around more than dancing.

    About the 5:51 mark, Simon says something like “burning in the fire” and the camera moves to show a fire extinguisher, was that on purpose or mistake? 

  107.  Simon’s Engrish and Martina’s Idols! BATOOST 

  108. I vote for Simon’s Engrish! …Can’t choose an idol. :/ I vote for Spudgy! …………………Will you ever bring Spudgy along on one of your WANK adventures?

  109. OMG the flasher game? HAHAHAHA!!!

  110. Martina’s Idol….Simon’s Engrish!

  111. Vote for Martina’s engrish AND Martina’s idols. BATOOST 4 LYFE !

  112. Martina’s Engrish and Simon’s Idol!  Oh jeez, Simon eating that cake cracked me up so much!

  113. Simon’s Engrish and Martina’s Idol.

  114. Literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in 2012…

  115. Hee hee hee! Simon, you ate that cake like a duck! Ah haha!
    You may have lost the W.A.N.King challenge, Simon, but I’d have to say you won BOTH the Engrish and the “W.A.N.K in front of an idol” challenge. :3

  116. I vote for Simon’s Engrish and Martina’s Idols! B2ST *.*!

  117. Simon’s Engrish but definitely Martina’s Idol find :D BATOOST!!!

  118. i vote for Simon’s Engrish and Martina’s Idol find. I love Jay Park, but I also love B2ST, and it was all of them in one place!

  119. I LOVE ur hoodie Martina! WHERE~ did u get? Am I able to get one…

  120. Lol watching those people play ddr was hiliarious, but wow they have crazy skills. I played the drum game before, with Doraemon music. Simon playing Street Figher reminded me of Yesung from Super Junior imitating Street Fighter moves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovmiZrY7em0 Simon was pretty tidy eating that tiramisu, lol funny when he was wiping on the napkins ^-^

  121. Simon engrish!!
    and B2ST!!! Hands Down!! xD

  122. Where is this at? I would love to check out that arcade!

  123. I’d like to ask if you guys have done a “how much money is needed if you want  to vacation in korea”, like price guide for plane (I know u guys have answered this in FAQs), hotel, food, sightseeing, is it better to get guided tour with a group or brave it out for yourself? or something of the sort. I’ve looked for one of you guys but haven’t found it. I know you guys aren’t travel agents but it’d be nice to know how much money would be needed to vacation there. Is it expensive or cheap? Thanks again for the videos, I’ve learned so much about Korea thanks to you guys :D

    • plane price for Korea is very expensive.. cheapest would be like 1200USD during non-vacation times (keep in mind of both Korean AND Western holiday period) for a roundtrip with 2-3 transfers… during holidays you can see yourself paying more than 2000USD for a roundtrip even with 1 transfer…
      I don’t know where you live but prices for Korea can be cheap if you come from North America and Europe

  124. LOL, you guys. And although Jay Park holding that ID card was pretty funny, I have to give it BEAST in the window. So sexy! :)

  125. I vote for simmon’s engrish and idol :) i couldnt stop laughing though the hole video XD+ROFL

  126. These are awesome as always! Thanks guys! :D

  127. Simon’s Engrish won and Martina’s idol won. Huzzah!

  128. Martina’s Engrish & JAY PARK!!!!!1

  129. bahaha wank gets funnier every week XD i lyk martina’s idol and engrish. sorry simon, ur still awsum but hardcore b2uty here :P

  130. I LOVE YOU GUISE!!! I laughed so much my dog came to my room wagging his tail haha

  131. I vote for Martina’s engrish and Batoost! :D

  132. Guys, you need to come to Vancouver, specifically, Richmond.  You’ll see one guy, two pad.

  133. Martina’s Idol and Simon’s Engrish

  134. Sascha Wong

    I vote for Martina’s idol, and Simon’s Engrish. I couldn’t stop laughing at the Star Ball game. My mind was blown… I didn’t think such an idea for a game was possible! Bahahahaha. That Japanese drum game is so much fun! We have it in one of the very few arcades here in Vancouver.

  135. hahaha really funny! I liked the “love cafe” ♥

  136. I liked Simon’s idol and Engrish…although the Engrish was a REALLY tough call.

  137. thank you for always putting effort into your work. 
    Such professionals at diligently keeping up with the demand =) Thank you guys.I always look forward to your guys’s videos

  138. idol – Martina
    engrish – Martina too!!

  139. Simon definitely won the Engrish challenge as well as the Idol since it was so random and hidden!

  140. Simon for the Engrish, Martina’s Batoost kicks Jay Park. Sorry Simon.
    love the new WANKing videos :) 

  141. Martina’s Engrish and Simon’s Idol. 

  142. Yay. Been refreshing this page fir quite sometime. Lol awesome a’s ususl. I vote Martina English. And Simon idol

  143. Hahahaha Martina’s sound effects on Batoost.

  144. I think Martina won the Engrish challenge, but as B2uty and Jaywalker, Jay Park won!!! He was teaching safety

  145. Simon’s Engrish and Martina’s Idol Pic…

  146. You guys gave me lots of good laughs today, so thank you for that :) As for the challenges, I vote for Simon’s engrish and Martina’s idol pic (hell yeah batoost! I really can’t call them beast anymore.. the same goes for bilasa!) Thank you for showing us all those places :) 

  147. That’s definitely the first time I’ve seen anyone play double pads on Pump It Up, but I see plenty of guys play DDR doubles – most are Asians, and the rest are usually Caucasian. I was sad that the one arcade I went into in Insadong didn’t have DDR, but… it makes sense that they wouldn’t. :P

  148. LOL There are so many…inferences…in this post.

  149. Martina always wins lol good luck next week Simon

  150. Oh man this was great!!!! Simon… just wow. I’m going to say that Martina won both challenges today. Sorry Simon, really. I have high hopes for next time. Can’t wait for next weeks WANK!

  151. 3:07 UHM GUIZEEEEE u forgot to bleep the word!

  152. Woot! Another WANKing vid! I hope you guys know your teaching me places that ill soon be visiting once i get my BA :P SO KAMSAHAMNIDA~~

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