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Happy Belated Valentine’s Day, everyone! Yesterday we went out for a romantic couple’s WANK in Korea and did some couple-ey things. One we’ve done many times before, and another we’ve never tried before in our lives. Cool!

The first thing we did was completely new to us: a cake decoration cafe. Basically, you go to this bakery, pick out a cake type (like chocolate, strawberry, sweet potato, cheesecake, etc), and then you decorate it! They’ll make the cake for you and leave it as a blank canvas for you to paint your masterpiece on. When it comes to decorating the cake, you have to pick out your own toppings at the self-serve toppings bar. Every item has a price tag associated with it, and prices range anywhere from 300 won to 2,500 won. Once you’re done decorating, bring your cake up to the cash, they’ll tally all that you’ve used, and calculate the final price. Our cake: 20,000 won, which is less than 20 bucks. Not bad!

As for how the cake tastes…we actually don’t know! When we were walking back home at night, after finishing our day long WANK, we stopped by Cafe Lua and gave them the cake. She was working a long night, so we figured we’d offer her the cake instead, because sharing is caring. It was only when we started walking home afterwards that we realized, hey, it might seem very arrogant of us to give someone a cake with pictures of us on it. Oops!

Anyhow, the second part of our romantic WANK was at a Korean Sticker Booth. Woot! Now, we’ve been to Korean Sticker Booths before, looong time ago, and we do go to them occasionally, but we haven’t actually been to one in a while. Well today’s the perfect day for it!

As you saw in the challenge, we had to make Valentine’s Day cards, and then we had to pit our best one against each other. Here’s the full gallery of the cards, in case you were wondering what the others looked like (or, if you wanted to use them as Valentine’s Day cards for your friends, of course!)

Moving on, many of you might not know what McCol’s soda tastes like, and so you probably don’t understand how horrendous a punishment it is for us to have to drink it. Please note, though, that it’s not meant to be a punishment drink. Some people enjoy McCol’s soda and think it’s delicious. We, however, are not those people. McCol’s tastes very, very, very bad to us. Nasty bad. In fact, we even use it as a prank when we have new people come over to our place, like “hey! Want to try a McCol’s? It’s delicious!” and then we watch their reactions. Priceless. Now you get to watch our reactions when we drink this. Yuck!

And lastly, you know these WANKs wouldn’t be complete without some bloopers! There’s so much that we have to cut out of these videos to keep them of decent length. We cut out our entire food eating sequence! It wasn’t anything special, though: we just went for Korean street food: dokbokki and twiggum. Anyhow, check it out here!

 

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  1. I’m waaaay behind on the times, but seriously, I’m literally having tears streaming from my eyes from laughing after watching this video!

  2. helo simon and martina could you please please tell me the name of the cake decorating cafe? my asgment project are to make business proposal and we choose to make art cafe with this cake decorating as our main business. i am using your video as our reference , i hope you dont mind = ). and i was checking around to find the cafe’s website or photo on the web but since i don’t know it’s name so.. yeah. need your big help! thank you!!!

  3. OMG, I literally burst out laughing when Martina did the JYP whisper then “is coming to kill you!” Priceless!!

  4. Ohmygod. The soda advertisement cracked me up so bad. I literally watched it like twenty times and I laughed so hard every time. Those facial expressions, the “this isn’t childbirth it’s soda drinking” and the “explosion of sh** in your mouth” are just…. priceless. And then in the bloopers, the part that was like “explosion in your mouth” and the party thingie didn’t go off, Martina’s expression is just like Uhh…. >.> EPICNESS :D

    Sorry that I’m posting so late, I just got around to watching old WANKs and FAPFAPs xD

  5. I went to a japanese photo booth and it was so much fun. I am visiting San Francisco and in Japantown there is this little shop called Pika Pika and it had a bunch of different booths. There was no time limit on decorating the pictures so I took my time making them pretty. I chose the 4 large pictures in a 4 by 6 card for $10. Almost like Simon and Martina’s original sticker booth video.
    The girl at the counter was really friendly and patient. When I walked in, she was listening to Big Bang’s Fantastic Baby.
    Thanks Martina and Simon for inspiring me to do this. Boom Shakalaka!

  6. where is this build your own cake cafe? OMG I want to try that ;A;

  7. Ooh, I love the idea of decorating my very own cake! (esp. if I, um, did not have to make it myself.)

    A leeetle bit late, but I hope you had a fantastic Valentine’s Day! :)

    (small question, though: why is this posted under ‘kpop’?)

  8. I was re-watching this video and then Simon says “BOOM SHAKALAKA” after making the statement of finding his Engrish at the sticker photo booth place!  [9:19] I was like ahhh and started singing Big Bang’s Fantastic Baby… hee hee :3 This is what K-Pop does to your mind! D:< 

  9. Just realised that this is incorrectly labeled as Kpop cathegory rather than WANK category. I must admit that I have watched the McCol’s parts of this like 20 times as a “pick me up”. This is just soooooo awesome!

  10. Oh Martina! you’re face when Simon explains his side of the cake is.. “aaaaaawwww” jaajaja lovely.

  11. Your couple’s tshirts are so cute!!!! Where can I find a pair?

  12. Martina’s Idol, Simon’s Engrish :)

  13. You guys are truely amazing! Love how awesome your guys relationship is! <3 And Martina you look so pretty in this Wank!

  14. you-go.girl and soju for the idol of course!!! but as someone said you should have taken both hyori and song joong ki :p
    Same with engrish with martina, even if the one of simon was good too haha

  15. Simon’s idol. The Engrish is almost a tie, but I’m going to go with Martina’s

  16. i vote for martina for both engrish and idol. but why did you not mention song joong ki?! he was right there!!!

  17. http://www.micake.kr/main/index.php

    THIS IS THE PLACE ^^~~~it has been found O: now lets all go make cakes

  18. Waaah love the concept of this bakery !!
    where is this cake decoration cafe??? Can you give us the address please?

    Both of my votes for the English and idol goes to Simon~
    Marina you chose Lee hyori over Joong ki who was just below?! I would have picked him directly~

    Purikura are called photo booth in English? learnt something today :D

    Yummy street food for dinner *p*

  19. Wow, major camera difference between the old videos and the new ones after going through the playlist. Also makes me realize how long I’ve been watching your videos (over three years!) now.

  20. kawaii_candie

    you guys should come take purikura in japan
    !  the machines you have there, although japanese, are REALLY old, and since purikura is really popular in japan now, it has really evolved a lot.

    cute wanking though.  the cake making looks sooo fun! oh and i vote for martina for both idol and engrish ^_-

  21. Suggestion for warmer weather wanking location: Haeshindang Park

  22. you guys are too freaking cute. I few I shall die from it today.

  23. Martina for both idol and Engrish! <3

  24. That was soooo cute!

  25. ha i love the WANK segment but I find the name a little odd since WANK mean’s masturbation in like the UK. Great segment… weird name… 

  26. SO 이효리 for idol! 죄송합니다 Simon but I also picked Martina for the Engrish. 

  27. Lee Hyori and Simon’s engrish!!! So glamorous image, indeed :P

  28. For Both Idol and Engrish: I Vote For Martina!!

  29. LEE HYORI!!!!!! and yeah, the coffee poem wins fo sho!

  30. Hey, I was wondering what the name of the Cake Cafe is called ? =$

  31. Martina, I want to see a picture of your nails in this wank, they look sooo pretty! And more make up tutorials!!!

  32. I think Martinas Engrish was perhaps the best ever and while both Idols were kind of “meh” I give that one as well to Martina based on general awesomeness.

    Plus I could really go for some McCol’s soda right now… :)

  33. Simon’s Idol and Martina’s Engrish.
    Happy Valentine Day ^^ (I think I’m late >.<)

  34. I vote Martina for both the Idol and Engrish. xD

  35. Simon’s Idol and Martina’s Engrish

  36. I love this video, really, Simon and Martina you are the best. Icon: Simon and 2PM. English: Martina, that’s so funny :DDD

  37. I could watch a blooper reel of Martina’s McCol commercial flubs all day long… that had me in stitches.

  38. punkyprincess92

    hahahaha 2pm’s got nothing on you!!!! ahaha!!!
    and i vote for Lee Hyori!!!!!! and Engrish goes to Martina!!!!

  39. What’s the name of the cake-decorating shop?

  40. Okay, those couple shirts were /adorable/!

    And I have to vote Martina for Icon and Engrish this week. You just can’t beat Lee Hyori and Demon Coffee.

  41. I thought Simon was going to go all “Blue Steel” “Flaming Ferrari” lol

  42. You guys are so cute that you make my cheeks hurt from smiling.

  43. Who is more iconic than Lee Hyori? Song Joong Ki, below her. I would have chosen Joong Ki, personally. 
    Oh I love the couple shirts too! <3That guy was hot! And I felt I was intruding on your dinner when I heard that music…AWKWARD!!

    Icon: Simon
    Engrish: Martina

  44. Martina, I hope you remembered to give Simon a big nasty McCol’s kiss before you brushed your teeth.

  45. I love Martina’s I love Lucy moments :D I was expecting her to slur Meatavitavegamin somewhere in there :P

  46. Celebrity: Martina! I really like Hyori(:
    Engrish: I have no idea..

  47. I don’t think this is the same one that EYK went to, but here’s directions to a cake cafe in Seoul: http://www.cakedan.com/shop_in.php?shop=020 and this too: http://www.foodstoryist.com/category/KOREAN%20CULTURE

  48. where is this cake place?! I NEED TO GO I HAVE THIS WEEKENDF REEEEEEEEE LOL

  49. Martina all the way!!! 
    Coffee is evil but a very necessary evil a tasty one at that too. :)I mean how can Seulong (even if he’s really hot) beat Hyori-unni who can control MC Yoo and Kook Jong.. and do I spy an added bonus.. someone so sparkly bright in that Soju add… Song Joong Ki wahhh…. I’m sorry Simon Seulong even with all he’s greasy “chickeny” goodness can’t beat the alcohol intoxication produced by Hyori-unni and Joong Ki :))

  50. “It is not a tumor.”
    Hooray for “Kindergarten Cop” quotes! :D

  51. Voting for Martina’s engrish and idol this week~ Lee Hyori is the go go girl after all!
    Great video, thank you guise for wanking in the cold for us~

  52. Omg you guys are soooo cute!

  53. can you make a list of where these places exactly are?

  54. D’awwwww…you guys gave me the fuzzy wuzzies. :3 You guys are such a cute couple.
     

  55. this vid was great! Love your adventures

  56. McCol is the suckest soda in Korea! :P

  57. Martina’s idol and Engrish!

  58. Last summer when I was in Seoul it was unbearably hot, and I hadn’t eaten anything in hours. I was trying to catch the bus, and some promotion event nearby was handing out free McCol. Even when you’re sweating, exhausted, hungry, and dehydrated, McCol tastes crappy. I was only able to chug the entire thing because I was just that dehydrated!

  59. If possible, could you let us know the name or location of the cake decoration cafe? Perhaps a link where to find one? Thanks! /goes off to google one of them =D

  60. You guys are too cute >3< And Ouran references? WIN! Hunny-senpai is my favorite host x3 I even has an Usa-chan!

  61. Totally made all of your fans days. :D Today, there was this freshman (I’m a freshman in high school) assembly about relationships. They were asking random people what their ideal relationship would be like. I talked about you two. <3 hehe

  62. This was one of my favorite Wank videos from you guys!  You two were just so cute and couplely the whole time!  :D  and the Cake decorating store is epic.  I wish we had one here.  

  63. Tooo cute <3  Haha I have to say this: Simon — at first I had the same feeling as Martina. Why the giant thing of flowers(?) and the random yellow splotch on the bottom? Your explanation redeemed it all :) Martina — you have to admit that your hubby the one to beat? I can't think of any non-korean couples that would take sticker photos on valentine's day and say it was funn. Most bfs would barf after hearing the idea of go to sticker booths for valentines day. 

    Martina wins for the idol (and the soju)!!
    Simon gets the engrish.

  64. Um, loved that you mentioned Honey-Sempai! I love me some Ouran references.
    Martina’s Engrish
    Simon’s Idol…but only because the chicken was sparkly.

  65. Great that you did a Valentine’s Day special! Martina’s Engrish was better. The idol goes to Simon. Really liked the street food in the bloopers.

  66. Let’s see, I’m gonna have to give the engrish to Martina. It was bad bad bad. And Simon wins the idol (<3). 

    Hope you had a happy Valentine's Day. You two are super cute!!!

  67. You two had your arms around each other throughout the whole video, it seemed. :) Also I think this is the first time we’ve ever seen you two kiss on camera! It gave me the warm fuzzies. :) But I’m glad that you two don’t usually show a lot of physical affection on camera, because it makes few PDAs that much more valuable and special to us, like we’re allowed to be part of your little world of love… [/sappy] 
    I WUV YOU 2 SO MUCH! 

  68. 2am and martinas engirsh

  69. WOW that cake decorating cafe is a really good/interesting business idea!! especially how they have all the nice decor stuff ready for you to use (not just frosting and crappy toys). Would be cool to have one here. 

  70. You guise are so ridiculously cute. :)

  71. HUNNY-SEMPAI~~~
    Oh God the horse face scared me tho xD

    You two are absolutely adorable~~~
    And once again, the people watching you do Be My Baby xDDD

    Martina’s idol!
    And I honestly love BOTH of your Engrish so I’ll give it to Simon since I gave Martina the idol.

  72. You guiz looked sooooo cute! Happy Valentines Day! Sorry Simon. Martina for the Engrish aaaannnndd the Idol. Love your hair and make up Martina.

  73. I have to say Simon has the best picks this time.

  74. haha XD your couple tees are really cute~ :D 

  75. Oh my goodness, I was cracking up during this entire episode.  Although the “I have tumor” Arnold impersonation was my favorite.  Love your weekly WANKs ( *wink*) and all of your other videos!  Happy belated V-day!

  76. Oh my goodness, I was cracking up during this entire episode.  Although the “I have tumor” Arnold impersonation was my favorite.  Love your weekly WANKs ( *wink*) and all of your other videos!  Happy belated V-day!

  77. Immediately after I finished watching the video, I received this email and instantly thought of Martina..its the cutest airplane ever! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/15/eva-airs-hello-kitty-plan_n_1276230.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

  78. I WANNA MAKE A CAKE!! and you guys totally made a faboo cake!! martina, i love the swirlies. simon, i totally got your shoes and the dress idea right away. i thought it was great!

    also, i LOVE LOVE LOVE your couples shirt!! that’s so freakin’ awesome!!!!

  79. Love this video! XD Where was the cake cafe? Are they common in Korea? I would like to visit one when I’m there this summer!

  80. … beer soda? + Vitamins? Oh god why.

  81. To anyone who hasn’t tried it, you have no idea how disgusting Mccol is. I got the chitters and the heebeejeebees after every sip.

    My first week in Korea I tried to drink a 500 ml bottle of it. I was able to get through half. It’s still sitting in my fridge 6 months later as a reminder of how horrible it is.

  82. Random EYK fan was cute! :)

  83. Sascha Wong

    You guys are adorable! Loved this WANK… well, I love all of ‘em. I couldn’t stop laughing at the JYP phone threat too ahahaha. My vote’s for both’s Simon’s idol and Engrish!

  84. Simon’s Engrish and Idol! I think Simon wins both this week! :)

  85. Good job skipping with the cake and not dropping it.

  86. You two make such an awesome and cute couple! Your videos always make me laugh and always make my day when I’m feeling down. By the way I thought that cake building cafe was really cute..and I really like your couples shirts.

  87. This time I vote for Martina’s engrish and idol!

  88. I really like the build your cake place. I would definitely go to that place if I visit Korea. I was wondering, even though the cake wasn’t too expensive, after you put all your decorations on it how expensive was it?

  89. I cracked up on that (*whispers*) Jay Why Pee – joke, ur so funny, guys! Thanks for giving me a good laugh before going to bed :)

  90. Aww, guys, isn’t that cute, you’re wearing couple t-shirts :D

  91. OMG where exactly is that cake shop!? D: I SOOOOOO want to go there when I’m in seoul again!

  92. omg I LOVELOVELOVE MARTINA’S MAKEUP AND FAUX LASHES!!!!

  93. i vote for lee hyori!!! even backwards its lee hyori!!! and for the engrish i choose martina’s too

  94. Stupid people said that. Asians are the most beautifulest peeps evar!

  95. One of these days no one will leave you alone when you’re filming. Cuz you’re SUPASTAAS! You’ll have to get bodyguards or something O.o! I choose Martina’s Engrish and Simon’s Idol!

  96. well it’s actually  1:25 xD

  97. that girl , who was at screen at 1:29 . SO NOW , WHO SAID THAT ASIAN GIRLS AREN’T PRETTY WITHOUT MAKEUP ?

  98. martina for both engrish and idol

  99. Can I choose Song Joong Ki since he was on the same poster as Hyori? XD I vote Martina’s engrish…and not just because I love coffee ~

  100. McCol sounds like a prank me and mom played on my dad once. Very native to our shores are sloe bushes, and sloe looks like very tasty blueberries, but they have no real taste. What they have is this very weird texture that once you bite into it reacts in your mouth. Try to imagine eating sandpaper, yeah, it’s the same texture.

    My dad, who was born in the inner parts of this country, had never seen them before. Trusting us so sincerely he started chewing the entire berry. Poor, poor, poor dad once he realised what a prank we had played on him, and it takes a while for the texture to disappear.

    Mom tried playing this prank on me a few years before we did it on dad, however I just bit into it carefully. I know she likes playing small innocent pranks on me when she can. 

  101. Voting for Martina’s engrish and Simon’s icon!

    … i would have voted for Martina’s icon since I like Hyori better than I like Seulong BUT! Martina! Why would you pick Lee Hyori when there is SONG JOONG KI right next to her? Why? 
    So even though my real choice would be Hyori i’m not picking her because it COULD have been Joong Ki instead. Fangirl logic.

  102. Choked on my soda watching Martina try and drink her’s.  THAT funny <3  rofl

  103. I’m glad Martina didn’t trip/drop the cake :D 

  104. I was sooooo going to vote for Simons idol when i knew Martina picked Hyori, sinc eim not really a fan.

    But ugh.. i dont really like Seulong… at all….so ugh…
    Sorry Simon ><;;;;

    Martina's Idol
    & Martina's Engrish

    Coffee is vile and disgusting and evil and belongs in hell. Blech

  105. OMO you two are such awesome couple and we can see how much you two love each other!!! and Marina you almost make me die out of laughter with the commercial…. JUST LOVE THIS WANK!!!!    

  106. I may sound like some sort of creeper, but when you two kissed – I fell on the ground. YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE DUH.

  107. D’AAAWWW those are like the most adorable couple shirts EVER!

  108. I loved this WANK!!! ^^ and the couple shirts.. they are soooooo cute!! 
    oww.. and I really liked the idea of making your own cake. I wish we had something like this in Brazil too…

  109. Love your couple shirts!!! and you own me a face massage now ~ it really hurts when you’re ‘forced’  to beam for almost 17 minutes >_<

  110. Your cake is so awesome and I think your friend was really happy to get this!
    I have a question, where is the store for making my own cake?

    Greetings Melissa

  111. :-o Oh my…god….at ….your video….at 8:14 time…..I can see…..my language……my language…..in Korea….on a building!!!! Holly freak!    “Miluju tě” ….oh my god…. it actually mens “I love you” ….oh my god…. czech language in Korea….on a building…..why?

    • And weird thing is…in my language, Serbian, “Miluju te” means – (they) caress you…. now i wonder about the etymology…to caress is to loveee. is my conclusion :) .

      I digress- great video btw :)

  112. Couple wanking sounds so………..raunchy…..(^-^ )v…I approve…^^

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