May 21, 2013
WE ARE FINALLY IN SINGAPORE! WAHOO! We arrived late last night, and didn’t get a chance to film that much, so this vlog is a bit short. Sorry guise! I’m sure we’ll have more fun videos of us adventuring around Singapore soon. Today I’m not sure how much we’re going to be able to do for filming, because today’s the day we go on stage and do our thing. If you want to see us on stage, being awkward and shy and scared (we’re so weird with public events) you can watch us here at 7:40PM Singapore time. It should be live streaming from there. Woot!
Wednesday, though, we’re going to try to get around Singapore and eat all of Singapore’s foods. All of it. Widespread food shortage in all of Singapore come Thursday. Biggest fatties we will become. Yoda speaking like we will continue. OH GOD WE’RE SUCH FOODIES! We stepped outside of our hotel and saw these delicious fruit juice stands and we want barrrrgghghhhllarrggl but it was hot so we ran back inside. Singapore: why you so hot? Damn this place is hot. HOT! We came at night last night and it was FREAKING HOT!
Ok, more news: on Thursday we might have our own LiveStreaming event here in Singapore. We’re trying to do something cool that you guise might like, so stay tuned! If it doesn’t work out, then we’ll still do the LiveStream, just with less coolness. Still equal amounts of awkwardness from us, though!
Oh! We didn’t even talk much about our video or day yesterday. Hi, Chester See. You don’t know me. Well, you didn’t know me until yesterday, but now you know I’m hacking into your puter. Actually, we met him last night and I confessed right away. He looked at me like I’m crazy. I don’t think that’s a good way to start a conversation “Hi I’m Simon you have a Macbook and I saw when I connected to the innernets and I tried ChesterTheMolestor as a password but it didn’t work.” I think I might have ruined a potentially beautiful friendship there. He laughed about it though. Said his password was ILUVBOOBEES. Didn’t try that yet. David Choi was really nice as well. He was just in Seoul performing. We spoke with him about seeing if we have any dates that we will meet each other in our respective countries. Maybe we’ll be going to LA soon? We also met MyChonny. Really nice guy. I think he was pretty tired, though. I was expecting him to yell at us while in a wig. Though, I’m not sure why I thought that. Do people expect us to Soy Un Dorito them when we meet? I hope not. I don’t want to throw Doritos at people. Anyhow, Chonny was super cool as well. Everyone is really nice. This whole place is nice, and we’re just expecting to have a wonderful time here. We’ll keep you posted with more videos. YAY!
Also, thanks to all the wonderful Singaporean Nasties who met us at the airport. You guise were so warm and welcoming. I can’t write more about how nice you are because Imma cry and I have to prepare for tonight and I don’t want to go on stage with red eyes and make it look like I’m smoking something when I’m not smoking I’m just emotional. Our taxi arrived late, and you all were really fun to be around. I feel bad for signing your phones. It’s your phones! Why would you want me to ruin it?! Also, turns out your Nastiness was so overwhelming that they had to call the police. I hope that doesn’t mean we got into trouble. I don’t want to be blacklisted from this lovely country. We might be coming back later this year, maybe. Can’t say yet, though!