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Ok, this was the first time that we had an epiphany while using one of our WTFs. At first we thought this was to cover your arm, so that your arms wouldn’t get darkened by the sun. This we found silly, because – well – if you want long sleeves why not go out in a long sleeve shirt? It’s not like the sleeves are particularly fashionable. Anyhow, it wasn’t until we started using these sleeves that we realized that they’re probably less meant for protecting your arms and more made for cooling them. Holy crap were these sleeves awesome for cooling your arms! Sure, they might not look cool, but they feel cool! Hell, why hasn’t someone made a full-body suit of this? Korean summers would be muuuch more tolerable if you covered yourself head-to-toe in this wristlet. Though, I’m sure people might stare at you a bit…FOR LOOKING SO COOL! Seriously though: we’re still not fully sure what these are for. Anyone? We just guessed that they were to protect your arms, but now we think they’re for cooling them. Does anyone have the official answer? We’d like to know.

Otherwise, WOOHOO! It’s time for another WTF giveaway! Last time we made the mistake of announcing the contest the week AFTER the first four weeks, so there was a bit of confusion. We’ll be doing these giveaways every 4 weeks, rather than every month, which means 13 giveaways a year instead of 12! Sweet! This giveaway is for the Twonkle Cup, Double Eyelid Tape, Ddung Products, and arm covers. All you have to do to enter to win is make your own Twonkle Twonkle Nursery Rhyme! Submit it in the comments here or via YouTube. There’s no line limit, but please don’t write an epic of a poem :D

On a side note, we’re not sure what happened, but within the past week we had something close to 20 emails asking about what camera we use. Why the influx? A lot of people starting film classes recently? Who knows. Anyway, if you’re one of the people who are wondering, this is our camera here. It’s not the best DSLR video camera out there (we’d go for the Canon EOS 5D Mark II if we could afford it), but for what we need to do this camera gets the job done. In fact, we list our full camera gear here, with all our filters and audio recorders and lenses and whatnot, if you’re geeky and interested as well.

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  1. Twonkle townkle little starKpop is the best at heartMay it be car windows or pink fartsOr pedobear in the shower nowTwonkle twonkle little starHongki time is about to start

  2. isnt taht what wade and other nba players wear? i am out sure :(

  3. I like how I’m still pissed off that I didn’t win this. XD

    Every time I get a post on facecool from EYKimchi I’m reminded of this giveaway.

    You have to admit those rhymes were legit.

  4. Twonkle twonkle little starWhy are you so fricken far
    All the way in Korea
    Far far far from my home town
    Twonkle twonkle little star
    One day I’ll be where you are

  5. Csyang828

    simon u need a shirt that says “like a man” on it!!!! haha btw i love ur videos :)

  6. twukle twukle luttle star im getting really bored

  7. Twonkle twonkle little star
    Sitting over there at the bar

    Hair so silky like a 러시안 사람
    I ma buy you a soju bomb

    I talk smooth, baby you are so fine
    Soju takes us to wonderland where we bind

    When my hand purrs on her like a feline
    She freaks out OMGWTF is that on your arm?

    Twonkle twonkle calm down 러시안 사람
    Its only man stockings for my manly arm

    She says Spandex is a privilege not a right
    Just because you can, doesnt mean you should

    Then baby history will be made tonight
    Without this latex on my wood

  8. Anonymous

    Twonkle, twonkle little star,
    You’re on a mug that’s delightfully bizarre.
    It’s such a daebak treasure find,
    How I wish that it were mine!
    So please spronkle me with some magic dust,
    ‘Cuz naneun ottoke if this song’s a bust?!

    (Hey Simon__ you’ll gimme at least one point for incorporating the word “bust” into my ditty, yeah?)

  9. Twonkle twonkle little star
    How the Vikings dream to bar
    Up upon the sea so rough
    Like a brown ëš± feeling buff
    Twonkle twonkle eat kimchi
    How I wonder you in tea

  10. i actually bought these thinking they were for keeping your arms warm. I bought them in February and went for a run in a t-shirt and these with my running pants. They were pretty much like refrigerators for my arms.

  11. Most Koreans wear them? I see only hikers wear them. When young people see that thing being sold on the subway, most of them might think, ‘who buys that kind of stuff? That is really hilarious… OMG that woman just bought it! Why are they buying that?….’

  12. I’d love one of those!!!!! Haha idk y they just look cool…

  13. talkle talkle little pooop how i wish that you all gone up that star i see there is a pooop on there talkle talkle little pooop how i wish that you with me later that time i find you i will poop you out of the cowww

  14. Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    did you see that ajumma?
    I wish I was in Korea, not here,
    but I have to wait until the end of the year.
    So until then I’ll watch your blog
    Because I’m so in love with your dog.

  15. Anonymous

    Twonkle Twonkle little star, how I wonder what you are~!
    Up above the worlds so high, Like a russian-saram in the sky~!
    Twonkle Twonkle little star, Hey baby get in my car~! *intense eyebrow wiggles*

  16. Natalie C

    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    Korea is so damn far
    I always want to visit
    But the price makes me go “SH*T!”
    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    How I wish it wasn’t so far.

  17. schlieren

    Twonkle twonkle little star,
    Get that Spudy in the car.
    Drive drive drive him to the vet,
    Where little Spudy was first met.
    Once he’s there he’ll get his shot,
    Barking, crying, whine a lot.
    Then you’ll drive drive drive him home,
    Where little Spudy chews his bone.

  18. Victoriya ^o^

    Twonkle twonkle little star
    why are all the other poems about k-pop stars?
    you know, it’s really pissing me off
    because my creativeness is not on blastoff~
    so do i still have a chance to win?
    or is it just gonna be my dream?
    Twonkle twonkle little star
    don’t steal the cookies from my cookie jar T.T

  19. Natalie C

    Twonkle twonkle little star
    Why, oh why are you so far?
    I guess that’s a good thing though,
    Because you’re so freaking chaud, <–means hot in french :D
    Twonkle twonkle little star,
    Please don't give me a big scar.

  20. 1. Twonkle twonkle little star, tried to get to you by car. Public transport costs too much, be it train or tram or bus. Twonkle twonkle little star, would love to visit but it’s too far.

    2. Twonkle twonkle little cup, for drinking soju with gimbap. Hard to walk now, falling down. Waigooks make video of me now. Twonkle twonkle on the road, too drunk to find Engrish rhyming word.

    3. “Twonkle twonkle,” says my mug. Winter’s cold – no Spudge to hug. Ddung on my face makes me smell like gran. Want waigook eyelids – now I can! Flapping wristlets make me fly. Twonkle donkey, in the sky.

  21. Twonkle twonkle my little star
    You ran away and left me a scar
    I only wanted one wish
    But you’re always selfish

    Twonkle twonkle my new star
    Don’t be like my old star
    You’re my new best friend
    I’ll be with you till the end

    or

    Twonkle Twonkle, what did I eat?
    To pronounce you weirdly all week?
    Twonkle Twonkle, whatever you are
    When would my “i” be an “o”, when I say you out loud?

    Twonkle twonkle, what should we do?
    I’m old but you’re still you.
    Twonkle Twonkle, oh just please.
    Be pronounce like a normal twonkle!

    Oh bummer! I said Twonkle. I mean… Oh never mind.. Aisshhh

  22. I wrote 3. Excuse the lameness:

    1) – Twonkle twonkle little star
    Why are you so inexplicably far?
    You shine so bright, just like a dream
    More beautiful than I’ve ever seen
    You “twonkle twonkle”, so I’ve been told
    One day I’ll “twonkle” with you, Seoul

    2) – Twonkle twonkle little star
    The way you shine is rather bizarre
    You “twonkle”, not “twinkle”, what an extraordinary sight!
    Is this a special occasion, or is it for every night?
    Well, continue to “twonkle”, little star
    You’re special to me
    Yes, yes you are

    3) – Twonkle, twonkle little star
    YG forgot Australia
    This isn’t the first time it’s happened, you know
    He’ll take them everywhere except here for “Big Show”
    So “twonkle, twonkle” you, YG
    We’ll get our revenge, just you wait and see

  23. Twonkle twonkle little star
    You don’t know who’s martina?
    Did you forget where we are?
    You hate this love song? Which part?
    Are you on drugs, it’s not that hard.
    It’s Eatyourkimchi with Simon and Martina~
    Oh hey Simon, hey martina.
    We should kick this kid out of the car.
    I think he’s dunk and forgot… WTF??
    Don’t put that ddung stuff on my butt!
    Where did you get that stuff anyway? Korea?
    They do make some weird things, huh?
    Eyelid tapes and arm covers? How bizarre.
    Oh I want~ but I don’t know how much they are…
    I can have them if I win? A rhyme? Wait, what?
    Well I guess I’ll have to try very hard.
    I’m confident to hit it out of the park.
    Better than GD smashing the guitar.
    Imma win me some ddung perfume for my spar.
    I’d be posh and have some cigars.
    But I can’t so wish me luck.
    끝~

    Oh god, this is sooo long… Bear with me, yeah?

  24. Twonkle twonkle little star, some chick broke gd’s heart.

    GD’s knife looked fairly sharp, I hope She’s Gone very far.

    TOP is a fine piece of art, makes Martina chase his car.

    Simon’s complains were about to start, Until he recieved a greetings card.

    Twonkle twonkle little star, Simon, your videos make me laugh.

    Whether it’s like poo or fart, the idea was kinda smart.

    I really want those double eyelid tapes, I won’t let them go to waste.

    Please keep doing what you do, I’ll always support you.

    끝~

  25. Toxic0788

    Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    Twonkle Twonkle Kpop Star
    They rub their lips and poke their cheek
    They thrust their hips and wink at me
    Twonkle Stars are so so far
    Kpop artists never are!

    :D

    some info about my poem haha…
    rub their lips & thrust their hips = male kpop stars
    poke their cheek & wink at me = female kpop stars

  26. Alejandra

    jajajaja you are like kids when u used those sleeves and realized that they are made for cooling, so funny and kind adorable ….lindo en sierto sentido

  27. Jake Niffler

    Twonkle twonkle chalice thing
    With you in hand I would be gasconading.

    My accoutrement and I will reach honorificabilitudinitatibus,
    Through refraining from partaking in abstemious

    Twonkle twonkle incongruous grail
    youll always be a English fail.

  28. Twonkle Twonkle Nursery Rhyme…now this sounds interesting.

    Twonkle twonkle, what the f*ck
    How, I wonder, why you’re stuck
    Up above the world so high
    As ddung gets flung from the sky

    Twonkle twonkle, odd little star
    Oh why are you just so damn far?

  29. Isabelle1126

    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    how i wonder what you are
    up above in simon’s hand
    with the arm in cooling band

    twonkle twonkle little star
    how i wonder what you are

  30. Tonja

    Twonkle twonkle little star
    How I WTF you are
    Congratulations! Here’s some poo!
    I’ll put it on your head for you

    My name is ass! Lets patry time!
    Your popularity can only climb!
    Sure you was be tweeked (its true!)
    All your base are belong to us!

    (Sure you was be tweeked refers to THSK’s Purple Line – Yunho’s rap for those who don’t know)

  31. Zahra the black fangirl xD

    Twonkle twonkle little star
    I love nichkhun and minho
    They’re so sexy yes they are
    Yoseob’s smile brightens my heart
    GiKwang’s abs make me think dirty things
    But T.O.P. is the sexiest of alllllll

    lol <3

  32. Stuck to the space theme ^_^:

    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    NASA’s not sure what you are
    Hubble doesn’t even know
    Are you cousins with Pluto?
    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    Oh how your twonkle shines so far

  33. thatssumgoodcurry

    Twonkle, Twonkle little star, Korea is so bizzare! 0_0
    Swan massagers, ear picks too,
    please don’t dream of Simon’s poo! (Eww…)
    Twonkle, Twonkle, little star, Korea, stay the way you are! ^ – ^

    Eat your Kimchi, I love you!
    Thank you for bringing us so much awsomeness every week!
    I hoped you like my rhyme!
    Oh, and Simon, your poo isn’t that gross…sort of…

    <3 (less than three)

  34. Twonkle twonkle little star

    GD likes to smash guitars

    TOP enjoys a good foam kiss

    Seungri wishes he would miss

    Twonkle twonkle little star

    TOP has really funny harr! (Secret Big Bang for the win!)

    *I fixed the spelling mistake in it from before :P

  35. Cindy Tran

    Twonkle twonkle, oh what a rhyme.
    “Can’t be sold for more than a dime”
    Or so I thought, but lo’ and behold-
    Many a tourist bought them, be they young or old!
    Diamonds, they must be! A girl’s best friend!
    Or perhaps like a Porsche, if you want to be “LIKE A MAN”!
    Twonkle, twonkle, or whatever it may be.
    I still love you atop my money tree.

  36. Twonkle Twonkle… “Mordney Present!”
    How I wonder… “You don’t know me!”
    Up above the world… “so HIGH HIGH!”
    Like a diam- NANANA ITAEWON
    Twonkle Twon- giggity giggity
    *face palm*
    Oh, how… “I hate this love song”

    Not the best attempt, but I just enjoy reading it because I imagine the first person trying to sing the song and the second person keeps interrupting with kpop lyrics and imitating the dance moves at the same time.

  37. bigbangfosho

    Twonkle Twonkle epic mug,
    Mary’s lamb peed on the rug.
    The Ugly Duckling wanted double eyelid tape,
    So people would look at his beauty and gape.
    Jack and Jill wanted to smell grandma good,
    And by using Ddung Products they would!
    If Naruto wanted to be like a real man,
    Then he should use Man Arm Covers if he can.
    Twonkle Twonkle epic mug,
    Martina wants TOP to hug.

  38. Twonkle twonkle little star,
    Eatyourkimchi takes you far,
    Every week they show you K-pop Mondays,
    Find some weird items every Wednesdays,
    Also upload guides about stuff we don’t know,
    That you’d never seen in T.V shows.

    T.O.P from Big Bang is the BOMB,
    Martina and I are similar so far,
    Simon needs a manly shave,
    While Spudgy relaxes and plays.

    Music Mondays are so special to me,
    It is awesome as you can see,
    I really love all of them,
    They’re so funny that I would watch them again.

    Twonkle twonkle little star,
    Simon and Martina are BIG stars!!!!!!!

    An awesome poem for Simon, Martina and Spudgy D

  39. Sirenitagalactica1308

    Twonkle twonkle little star
    I’m so beautiful I like cats
    When I eat my pancakes
    I just wanna sing all day
    Twonkle twonkle little star
    I’m so happy I want pie.
    :{D

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