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WTF – Korean Arm Covers

April 20, 2011


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Ok, this was the first time that we had an epiphany while using one of our WTFs. At first we thought this was to cover your arm, so that your arms wouldn’t get darkened by the sun. This we found silly, because – well – if you want long sleeves why not go out in a long sleeve shirt? It’s not like the sleeves are particularly fashionable. Anyhow, it wasn’t until we started using these sleeves that we realized that they’re probably less meant for protecting your arms and more made for cooling them. Holy crap were these sleeves awesome for cooling your arms! Sure, they might not look cool, but they feel cool! Hell, why hasn’t someone made a full-body suit of this? Korean summers would be muuuch more tolerable if you covered yourself head-to-toe in this wristlet. Though, I’m sure people might stare at you a bit…FOR LOOKING SO COOL! Seriously though: we’re still not fully sure what these are for. Anyone? We just guessed that they were to protect your arms, but now we think they’re for cooling them. Does anyone have the official answer? We’d like to know.

Otherwise, WOOHOO! It’s time for another WTF giveaway! Last time we made the mistake of announcing the contest the week AFTER the first four weeks, so there was a bit of confusion. We’ll be doing these giveaways every 4 weeks, rather than every month, which means 13 giveaways a year instead of 12! Sweet! This giveaway is for the Twonkle Cup, Double Eyelid Tape, Ddung Products, and arm covers. All you have to do to enter to win is make your own Twonkle Twonkle Nursery Rhyme! Submit it in the comments here or via YouTube. There’s no line limit, but please don’t write an epic of a poem :D

On a side note, we’re not sure what happened, but within the past week we had something close to 20 emails asking about what camera we use. Why the influx? A lot of people starting film classes recently? Who knows. Anyway, if you’re one of the people who are wondering, this is our camera here. It’s not the best DSLR video camera out there (we’d go for the Canon EOS 5D Mark II if we could afford it), but for what we need to do this camera gets the job done. In fact, we list our full camera gear here, with all our filters and audio recorders and lenses and whatnot, if you’re geeky and interested as well.



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WTF – Korean Arm Covers


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  1. Twonkle twonkle chalice thing
    With you in hand I would be gasconading.

    My accoutrement and I will reach honorificabilitudinitatibus,
    Through refraining from partaking in abstemious

    Twonkle twonkle incongruous grail
    youll always be a English fail.

    6 years ago
  2. Twonkle twonkle little star
    How I WTF you are
    Congratulations! Here’s some poo!
    I’ll put it on your head for you

    My name is ass! Lets patry time!
    Your popularity can only climb!
    Sure you was be tweeked (its true!)
    All your base are belong to us!

    (Sure you was be tweeked refers to THSK’s Purple Line – Yunho’s rap for those who don’t know)

    6 years ago
  3. Twonkle Twonkle epic mug,
    Mary’s lamb peed on the rug.
    The Ugly Duckling wanted double eyelid tape,
    So people would look at his beauty and gape.
    Jack and Jill wanted to smell grandma good,
    And by using Ddung Products they would!
    If Naruto wanted to be like a real man,
    Then he should use Man Arm Covers if he can.
    Twonkle Twonkle epic mug,
    Martina wants TOP to hug.

    6 years ago
  4. Twonkle Twonkle Kimchi, YAY!
    You guys always make my day.
    Music mondays, Like a Pro,
    I just thought You’d like to know
    Twonkle twonkle, YOU GUYS RULE!
    CO fan. Vous êtes super cool! <3

    6 years ago
  5. Here i go:

    Twonkle Twonkle Youtube Stars,
    Big in Korea not we are. :(
    Finding random korean things,
    Treasure of the week our youtube brings. :)
    Twonkle Twonkle Youtube Stars,
    Soon this whole world will be ours~

    (Viking accent optional)

    6 years ago
  6. twonkle twonkle cutie pup
    how i wish my mom bought one
    cause its super duper fun
    and im envious of spudgy

    twonkle twonkle come on now
    mom is going to buy me one!
    oh how im gna take pictures
    of my awesome LE-GEN-DARY pup!

    6 years ago
  7. Twonkle Twonkle snores Spudgy
    when he sleeps in his beddie
    dreaming of his admirers
    and of his caring owners

    Twonkle Twonkle wakes Spudgy
    next he goes to pee quickly,
    then drifts through the officetel
    searching for gum, raising hell.
    But only finds ddung products,
    Now rain falls from his tear ducts.

    So I will propose this plan
    to send gum soon as I can
    and take the stuff so Spudgy
    twonkles twonkles happily.

    6 years ago
  8. twonkle twonkle spudgy poo
    how adorable are you
    with your little monkey guffs
    eating pens and random stuff
    twonkle twonkle spodgy poo
    I wish I were you

    6 years ago
  9. Twonkle twonkle, little star i wish upon you
    for a townkle cup of choco, my eyelids, don’t need
    to be doubled, i can use the tape to make my eyeballs
    be wider, i’m already dark, but to avoid getting darker
    i can sure use, the man arm covers, the ddung products i can
    use, to fix my faulty noose. Twonkle, twonkle little star, i now need
    to go to the bathroom….

    6 years ago
  10. Twonkle twonkle, Spudgy dear
    Make my worries disappear
    Though you might be far away
    하지만 널 사랑해
    Twonkle Twonkle, Spudgy씨
    Wish you could be here with me.

    6 years ago
  11. Twonkle Twonkle twonkeling thing/

    What kind of treasure will this week bring/

    Wonderful Korean Treasure Find/

    Spreading happiness to all mankind?/

    What they are and they do

    Simon and Martina will give you a clue

    (All WTF to me;DD)

    6 years ago
  12. Twonkle twonkle look at TOP/
    He’s so manly he always tops./
    Up so high with looks so good/
    Even other men want his wood./
    Twonkle twonkle TOP’s so great/
    GD and Seungri wish they weren’t straight.

    Twonkle twonkle Simon’s manly/
    But when he looks like TOP it’s scary./
    All his t-shirts are so sick/
    But we all know he loves Slick Rick./
    Twonkle twonkle Martina’s in a trance/
    So we’ll just give Simon his ranch.

    Twonkle twonkle too bad I’m not done/
    Those wristlets look like so much fun./
    Don’t even get us to rant/
    About those awful pastel colored pants./
    Twonkle twonkle sorry this makes no sense/
    It’s all basically just a bunch of mess.

    Twonkle twonkle it’s disgusting/
    All that nasty raunchy thrusting./
    Too bad I’m a fangirl Simon’s just jealous/
    At all the fangirls that are overzealous/
    Twonkle twonkle TOP take a big bow (big bow)/
    Don’t forget to Eat Your Kimchi now!!

    6 years ago
  13. Twonkle Twonkle little star
    Donkey needs to cover arms
    Come on down, don’t land in ddung
    Open your eyes, your in Itaewon!
    Double eye lids may help you see
    My love to Eat Your Kimchi

    6 years ago
  14. Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    why are you just up so far.
    Up above the kpop sky,
    SHINeeing like a butterfly.
    Twonkle Twonkle onew star,
    how I love you just so arr. <3

    6 years ago
  15. Twonkle, twonkle, little star
    SHINee like a T-ara
    Your INFINITE light at 2AM I see
    F.Cuzed from the BIGBANG’s energy
    Twonkle, twonkle, little star
    2NE1 your f(x) are H.O.T.est by far

    6 years ago
  16. Twonkle Twonkle
    Where the fat have you gone?
    Did you take my Ddung Products?
    Coz if it’s yes , I will POOP on you
    If you don’t want, come and give me back.

    6 years ago
  17. When I watch your video, I feel that.
    ” You’re so hilarious. ”
    Thanks to you, I laugh. :)

    6 years ago
  18. Twonkle Twonkle Little Thing,
    How I Wonder Where You Are?
    Searched All Day,
    And Searched All Night,
    But Still You’re Out Of Sight,
    Twonkle Twonkle Little Thing,
    How I Wonder What You Are?
    Still Don’t Know,
    Kind Of Still Care,
    If You Come Out I Promise I’ll Share,
    Twonkle Twonkle Little Thing,
    Can’t You See My Heart Stings?
    I’m Running Out Of Air,
    Losing All My Hair,
    So Let’s Get Together And Sing.
    Spudgy! Spudgy! Spudgy!


    6 years ago
  19. Twonkle twonkle little star
    GD trashes his guitar
    Whenever Big Bang sings “Tonight”
    Me: Ayyy girl lets make a love / Girl: Alright!
    Dont want to go into detail
    Now send me that damn winning E-Mail

    6 years ago
  20. Twonkle Twonkle Little Spudgy
    How I wonder how fluffy you are
    In a strawberry bed oh so cute
    Like a mochi nom nom nom
    Twonkle Twonkle Little Spudgy
    How I wonder how fluffy you are <3

    6 years ago
  21. Twonkle twonkle little star
    Stars are in the BIG BANG’s song
    IF you see in tonights MV
    you will see stars above me
    hot like chocolate cold like hair
    Their voices make you scream
    HAHA haha little star
    now its time to wee in your pants
    LETS SEE who win


    6 years ago
  22. twonkle twonkle little star
    w.t.fs are really bizarre
    Ddung Ddung products on display
    eyeRID tape is “rong rong” play
    twonkle twonkle little star
    wear cool wristlets [pause here: like a man], helps so far :)
    eh. i tried =]

    6 years ago
  23. Ahem…
    *Insert double snap here*

    “Twonkle, Twonkle, little star, I hope someone knows C.P.R.
    Eatyourkimchi makes me laugh,
    sometimes so hard I pee my pants,
    Twonkle, Twonkle, little star, maybe its pronounced mir-are?”

    *Snap snap*
    You guys are awesome, and I hope you liked my rhyme!
    (And I don’t actually pee my pants, btw, but I get pretty close.)

    6 years ago
  24. twonkle twonkle little star
    kpop is been number one
    since your youtube page came out
    many kpop fans came out too
    i just want to thank you guys
    for spreading the kpop love…:”)

    simon,martina and spudgy=DAEBAK!!!

    6 years ago
  25. Twonkle twonkle little _____
    how you make me_____(burp)
    This is really awkward
    Dadadadada~ I want the arm things
    (insert kpop rap)
    Twonkle twonkle~

    Hope you liked it :)

    6 years ago
  26. Twonkle Twonkle Rittle Star
    I really really want your cup
    Share it with my friends to gloat
    Arm Covers are the way to go.
    Ddung Products are just my style
    Double Eyelids I need them now.

    6 years ago
  27. Twonkle Twonkle, ball of burning gas in outer space that appears miniscule to the naked eye, but in actuality is a thousand times larger than our Sun,
    I wonder to myself, exactly what matter are you comprised of?
    O, how many light years you are away from the Earth.
    Your surface is exceedingly luminous and reflects light just as the minerals underground that, under intense heat, harden in to precious gemstones do.
    Twonkle Twonkle, ball of burning gas in outer space that appears miniscule to the naked eye, but in actuality is a thousand times larger than our Sun,
    I wonder to myself, exactly what matter are you comprised of?

    *snap fingers* *beats bongo drum* Thank you, thank you. ^^

    Loved the video!

    6 years ago
  28. Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    SM and JYP has bad ‘engrish’ too
    Don’t be surprised if donkey sprays his new Ddung perfume

    Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    Most asians want bigger eyes
    double eye-lid tape? no surgery what a surprise!

    Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    Summer weather is very hot
    So why don’t you give those arm pantyhose a shot

    Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    Wtf wednesdays prizes are all set
    Simon and Martina your the best ! <3

    Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    Can I win the prizes this week
    please please please
    and don't forget I like eatyoukimchi

    Simona and Martina I love your videos I learning something new about korea everytime! Keep up the great work!

    6 years ago
  29. reading these poems is so fun! lol seunghyun rapping star! you guys are great. imma think of a poem..

    6 years ago
  30. Twonkle Twonkle little star
    How did you guys get so far
    Making videos of your find
    They are totally worth my time
    All these Wonderful Treasure Finds
    I can’t believe it, just blowing my mind
    Too bad this song cannot fit
    More than 500 character limit
    So now it is time to go
    I’ll be waiting to see your next video!

    I posted this on youtube but wasn’t sure if it was supposed to be here or there… >.<

    6 years ago
  31. Twonkle Twonkle Little Star,
    Donkey Get Hit By Car.
    Piano Boy Shot in Head,
    We hope that he not Dead.
    Bad spelling on cup,
    Poisoned grammar without stop,
    Twonkle Twonle Little Star,
    This cup is bad.

    6 years ago
  32. Twonkle Twonkle Korean Stars,

    Big Bang makes my heart go RAWR!

    Several hours of Oh My School!

    Then listening to B2ST’s hit song Soom!

    Twonkle Twonkle Korean Stars,

    Us fans just wish to steal you’re hearts.

    Shinee, Suju, ZE:A,

    I could listen to K-Pop all day,

    Twonkle Twonkle little star,

    How i adore my Korean Stars!

    6 years ago
  33. Twonkle twonkle eatyourkimchi,
    I want your prizes please please please…chi.
    Yes, I know I can not rhyme,
    And If I win i’ll be suprised!
    Twonkle twonkle goodbye now,
    I hope you had fun anyhow. (wahey! I rhymed! :D)

    6 years ago
  34. Twonkle Twonkle
    Little Spudge
    Now Simon needs to clean the rug

    6 years ago
  35. Eva

    twonkle twonkle
    little prize
    i want my wtf things
    please please give me
    one or two
    i just one to win something

    6 years ago
  36. Twonkle Twonkle Little Cup
    I could use you to hold my stuff,
    and when I’m tired in my class
    double eyelid tape would save my ass.
    When people ask my perfume’s name
    I would tell them why dung, the very same!
    And when Houston weather gets too hot,
    I’ll sure give those arm pantyhose a shot.

    So Simon and Martina, you are the bee’s knees…
    All i have to say is “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE”

    Also, Ya’ll are awesome :D

    6 years ago
  37. K

    Twonkle twonkle little star

    Give me dung inside a jar

    Triple eyelids would be fly

    And arm covers for a guy

    Twonkle Twonkle little star

    If i don’t win I’ll run over you with my race car (2NE1 STYLE!)

    [ps. read that last line fast and read the 2NE1 part manly-like]

    6 years ago
  38. ~VIKING ACCENT!!!~
    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    I don’t know why this is so bizarre.
    Double eyelid tape is so “o.o” <–(awkward face)
    Also Ddung products are bad when homade
    Also when Martina wore man wristlets
    Probable make TOP really wet..

    (or hard… which ever your prefer)

    6 years ago
  39. Twonkle twonkle little star
    I want TOP in a jar

    Keep him all to myself
    Maybe sitting on my shelf

    Twonkle twonkle little star
    ‘tina you can come by car

    6 years ago
  40. Twonkle twonkle little star
    Mordneys gift will get you far

    If you don’t like Mordneys gift
    FIREMURDER…get my drift

    Twonkle twonkle little star
    I’m a llama in a car

    6 years ago
  41. omggggggg simon has a tattoo never woulda thought

    6 years ago
  42. Twokle Twonkle sing a song
    Of furry coats, white and long
    Though walls of toilet paper run
    A cutie booty in snow and sun
    Twonkle Twonkle dance and sing
    For Spudgy comes a cantering

    6 years ago
  43. Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    Simon lifts a heavy bar.
    Spudgy runs in between his feet,
    to go lay on his favorite sheet.

    Simon juggles the bar in response,
    fell on his head and now speaks like he was part of the renaissance.
    Critiquing Martina on her pronunciation of ‘mirror’,
    Martina goes hulk, and puts him in terror.

    Simon is scared and runs away,
    he leaped for a corner and started to pray.
    Seconds later he opened his eyes,
    it was just a hallucination, Martina in disguise!

    Everything was normal, back to the way they were.
    Simon won’t critique Martina again, that’s for sure.
    It was time for bed, they called Spudgy to sleep,
    and they drifted off without a peep!


    Wow that was rushed haha XD I won’t win with that but it was fun!! :D ^^b I love the videos! Keep up the good work ;)

    6 years ago
  44. Twonkle twonkle little star
    Eat Your Kimchi is the hottest webiste by far
    You guys are now part of my heart
    I fell in love with you right from the start
    Twonkle twonkle little star
    You guys are my superstar

    6 years ago
  45. Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    Please don’t murder baby sheep
    No more monolids to hate
    Just use double eye lid tape
    With trendy wristlets and grandma spray
    So for the poor sheep, stay away!

    6 years ago
  46. Twonkle Twonkle What The Fish??
    Are those thingys that you have?
    Twonkle Twonkle they are weird.
    But you gotta admit they are useful.
    Twonkle Twonkle it doesn’t matter.
    Because they are so cool anyway.
    Twonkle Twonkle yeah yeah yeah
    I hope this is good enough.
    Twonkle Twonkle I’m speechless now.
    So I’m going to say bye bye bye~~ :D

    6 years ago
  47. Twonkle twonkle little store,
    WTF, what are you selling these for?
    With ddung and tape and wristlets galore,
    used for ones benifit, for sure.
    Twonkle twonkle little store,
    Please! Tell me what these are for!

    6 years ago
  48. I’ve actually seen some of the guys at my school wear those man wristlet things during PE =D
    hahaha and i live in the US

    6 years ago
  49. Twonkle Twonkle little star.
    TOP is sitting in a car,
    Driving towards whichever place
    He can see Martina’s face.

    At the studio in Seoul,
    Seungri’s stretching on a pole.
    GD’s practicing his moves
    Taeyang heartily approves.

    All the way across the street,
    Daesung’s getting a receipt
    For the flowers he just bought
    So he can win Martina’s heart.

    But oh poor Simon, don’t you fear
    Martina always will be here.
    For BIGBANG’s small when they’re compared
    To Spudgy’s warmth or your cool hair.

    Twonkle twinkle little star.
    In Korea’s where you are.
    What a perfect place to vlog
    And raise a tiny green-ish dog.

    6 years ago
  50. I made a video reasponse.. :D

    6 years ago
  51. Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    We wonder what some things are for
    Poop perfume is really great
    All the girls will wear it on their date.
    Twonkle twonkle little star,
    we wonder what some things are for!

    6 years ago
  52. Twonkle twonkle little star,
    I can sell ddung grandma from way off far,
    Namja wristets make me look anime awesome,
    Double eyelid tape WTF must of been invented by a drunk possum!
    Twonkle twonkle little star~

    6 years ago
  53. Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    Why are Korean things so bizarre?
    Double lidded tape for your eye
    Ddung products to apply
    Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    Why are Korean things so bizarre?

    6 years ago
  54. these twonkle poems are epic. they all deserve wtf packages

    6 years ago
  55. cyn


    6 years ago
  56. i think they DO have full body ones. I think thats what i’ve seen people wear in jimchilbangs in the mega hot room. ( seen on shows) People on Happy Together Show wore some.

    6 years ago
  57. Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    A Korean guide to take you far,
    Smelling bad? Then spray some Ddung,
    Namja wristlets are lots of fun,
    Out with the wax with your light sabre,
    Massage with a hook after tough labour,
    Squishy nose? Then roll it out,
    Ddung lip tint for that perfect pout,
    Eyelid tapes enhance your look,
    Donkeys ears are so off the hook!
    WTF, what is up next?
    If I win, just gimme a text ;)

    6 years ago
  58. Im offended i have boobarbs

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  61. I just realized there’s a website for ddung products! and animations as well

    So I found out that ddung didn’t really refer to poops but rather as ddung ih. So I guess the baby girl is supposed to be ddung ih becuase she is chubby? like ddung ddung hae? 뚱뚱해. so 뚱이

    6 years ago
  62. Twonkle Twonkle little star
    Look how my day went so far
    Had two tests in a row
    Wanted to finish and go run home
    Got stopped by friends and had a chat
    Reminisced about our teacher’s pet rat
    Then went home to have a surprise attack
    My big bang poster came at last
    Giggled in a dorky way seeing GD’s face
    Oh how I wished I was at his place
    So that I can take his accessories and put them in a suitcase

    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    Surprised how good my day went so far
    Hope that more good will come my way
    Oh look my mom is serving my favorite food hooray!

    6 years ago
  63. Twonkle twonkle donkey mug
    your smooth texture I wish to hug
    Wrapped around my snuggie here
    ddung ddung products make the air smell clear.
    double eyelid tape on my eyes
    Help scare away these horsey-flies.
    “I’ll walk around my school with fishnets,
    Oh no wait I’ll wear my arm wristlets.”
    Twonkle twonkle donkey mug
    Let me drink my Yuanyang. (:

    (Yuanyang, sometimes also called Ying Yong, is a popular beverage in Hong Kong, made of a mixture of coffee and Hong Kong-style milk tea.)

    6 years ago
  64. Twonkle twonkle little star
    my little brother just threw a fart
    he keeps coming in my room
    hiding,creeping,sneaking in
    when i’m sleeping I dream of
    beans and pizza.. omg i’ma throw up…

    Haha my little brother loves your videos :D & he loves to bother me with his farts also -___-”

    6 years ago

    6 years ago
  66. Twonkle twonkle little star
    Korean donkeys all say Rawr!
    They wear double eyelid tape
    with sparkly arm wristlets and a silver glitter cape
    They don’t deny their R Squared Pi
    because Mordney would hunt them down and make them cry
    They wear a splash of Ddung perfume and have foot cream rubbed on their hooves
    See them dancing in the street, showing off their K-pop moves
    Twonkle twonkle little star
    Is that Korean donkey playing the guitar?

    6 years ago
  67. Twonkle Twonkle donkey pet
    I think you’re my only friend
    Lame we live here on a mug
    and Simon make fun of us

    Twonkle Twonkle donkey pet
    Eat your Kimchi is the best

    6 years ago
  68. I’m a runner and we call them compression arm sleeves or arm warmers. They wick away moisture from your arms while running or doing sports and they keep blood flowing for good circulation. The sleeves are convenient because you can remove them easily while running whereas a long sleeved shirt is sort of hard.

    They can keep you cool (which you guys already figured out) and some can keep you warm. The warm part is good because if you are running and have these, you won’t overheat.

    *The more you know.*

    6 years ago
    • They probably made them thinner for general public use and used the sports images for a selling point (I see what you did there Korean wristlet company!), but I’ve seen them in all types of thickness for running.

      6 years ago
    • That’s awesome! I’m a runner also, I def have to buy some :D

      6 years ago
  69. Twonkle Twonkle little twankle
    What a little twonk you are
    You twonkle everywhere you go
    Your kind of like a star
    But twonk your the twinklest twonk
    That I ever did see
    Twonkle twankle twonk
    Only twonk for me

    6 years ago
  70. Twonkle twonkle little star
    those arm wristlets are quite bizzarre

    one those litlle things i might just buy
    wonder it’ll fit my fat thigh ^^

    twonkle twonkle little star
    eat your kimchi ROCKS! so far

    have you seen B1A4?
    a rookie group you will ADRORE!

    twonkle twonkle little star
    why do i have to live so far :(

    6 years ago
  71. Twonkle Twonkle little cup
    Get some coffee, fill it up.
    Be it donkeys, be it not,
    Just make sure the coffee’s hot.
    Flap your arms into the breeze,
    but don’t spill on my arm covers please.
    Double eyelids guaranteed.
    Free of plastic surgery.
    A piece of tape is all it takes
    to make your eyes look realistically fake.
    Ddung ddung products I love you too,
    Cause you don’t truly smell like poo.

    6 years ago
  72. Twonkle twonkle little star
    Sadly korea is oh so far
    Eat your kimchi like a man
    Going to korea is my plan
    Twonkle twonkle little star
    Coffee mugs are just so cute
    Just like chopsticks wi-ith fruit

    I like nom nom just like you
    Those arm covers are nice and blue
    Wish we had them in holland
    But we don’t and this is the end.

    6 years ago
  73. twonkle twonkle, awesome bro’
    you be pimp and i be ho’
    give me dung and give me mugs
    all those wonderful treasure ffff-inds
    triple eyelids, wristlets too
    then simtina i’d love youuuu! (even more) >:D

    (<- simtina, my new OTP. *O*;)

    6 years ago
  74. 1 little 2 little 3 little Twonkle Stars
    4 little 5 little 6 little Twonkle Stars
    7 little 8 little 9 little Twonkle Stars
    10 Little Twonkle Stars!

    6 years ago
  75. Twonkle Twonkle little mug,
    How I want some hot cocoa.
    Drinking out of you with joy,
    And spread it all around the room.

    Twonkle Twonkle treasure finds,
    Maybe I’ll put on some tape,
    That will make my eyelid strange.
    Put on some of that cool poo,
    That smells like old ladies scent.
    Cool my arms off with some weird stuff,
    I really wish my wish came true,
    Now it’s all up to you.

    6 years ago
  76. Twonkle twonkle little star
    Harry has a lightning scar
    He defeated Voldemort
    Uses brooms for transport
    twonkle twonkle little star
    Harry is a superstar

    6 years ago
  77. Twonkle twonkle little star
    I am pirate I say ‘arr’
    I ride pony I am cool
    TOP’s a pimp he makes me drool
    twonkle twonkle little star
    now I go to the gay bar

    6 years ago
  78. Twonkle Twonkle little star
    How I vonder vat you are
    Shining down on my long boat
    Now i eat the billy goat.

    6 years ago
  79. twonkle twonkle star is on a coffee mug,
    you guys are funny and it makes me feel so snug,
    please keep making videos, i really en-joy them,
    and simon i really think you should buy martina a gem!

    by the way, read this with eencey weency spider :D

    6 years ago
  80. Twonkle Twonkle little star
    BIGBANG just blew up a car
    It made no sound, that’s really weird
    Worse than Taeyang with a beard
    Actually that might look hot
    BIGBANG always, no matter what ♥

    6 years ago
  81. Twonkle, twonkle, little star
    In Korean there is no ‘R’.
    The wonder of a kimchi high
    Is better than a wise man’s sigh
    Twonkle, twonkle, little star
    Spudgy says mung, and Pirates say ARR!
    Though the manly men have brawn,
    They need arm hose to put on,
    So their arms can be alright,
    To twonkle, twonkle, all the night. (LIKE A MAN)
    Twonkle, twonkle, little star,
    All your base are in a jar!

    Spend your day out in the park
    Dancing with a great white shark;
    They would think you were a crow,
    If you did not twonkle so.
    Twonkle, twonkle little star,
    Now I’m going to a bar!

    6 years ago
  82. Twonkle Twonkle little star
    I have seen you from afar
    When I think I’ve seen it all
    You come back from the mall
    With a new Treasure find
    I have kept an open mind
    but the finds are to great
    to miss a chance with this fate

    6 years ago
  83. Twonkle twonkle little star!
    Being all like “har har harrrrrr”
    Seeing all those W. T. Fs.
    I’m so glad that I’m not deaf.

    Twonkle twonkle little star!
    Simon and Marti-ina.
    And that awesome spudgy too.
    You really should die his hai-air blue!
    Or maby something like bright red?
    So it matches his cutie bed~ C:

    6 years ago
  84. SJ

    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    I just farted in a jar
    It was very loud and clear
    It killed everyone I held dear
    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    Please don’t let the smell spread far.

    6 years ago
  85. Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    These strange things are what they are,
    To a 미국사람, cool
    To a 한국사람, null
    Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    Korea seems oh so far.

    // Simon & Martina, sorry if my poem’s weird (I know you can read the hangul: fighting!)…but as the mighty chicken says oh so well:

    6 years ago
  86. Twonkle Twonkle Mister Spock
    Simon’s arms are like a rock
    Eating Kimchi all day long
    That is why i made this song
    Twonkle Twonkle like a man

    6 years ago
  87. Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    I wonder who your siblings are.
    Other stars, like Park Jung Min?
    Kim Jaejoong and Lee Taemin?
    Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    Show me where your brothers are ;)

    6 years ago
  88. Twonkle twinkle little star
    가 나 다 라 마 바 사 (ga na da la ma ba sa)
    Simon’s shirts are totally awesome
    아 자 차 카 타 파 하 (a Ja cha ka ta pa ha)
    Martina’s fly attacked her
    Lucifer’s dance is hard to master

    Big Bang, SHINee and Super Junior
    All have fans even over here
    Thank you eatyourkim~chi
    For bringing Kpop to me
    Now I cannot leave you out
    So Spudgy please do not pout

    6 years ago
  89. Twonkle Twonkle little star
    In Korea that’s so far
    Simon and Martina find
    Treasures that will blow your mind
    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    Why are these things so bizarre

    (i don’t really find these things bizarre but it rhymes :3)

    PS. I posted this on youtube aswell

    6 years ago
  90. Twonkle, twonkle, have you any twonks?
    Yes sir, yes sir, three twonks full.
    One for the master twonk, one for the maid twonk,
    And one for the little twonk who lives down the lane.

    Twonkle twonk sat on the wall
    Twonkle twonk had a great fall,
    All the important twonkles and all the twonks,
    Had to put twonkle twonk together again.

    3 twonks were living in a house,
    Daddy twonk, mummy twonk, baby twonk.
    Daddy twonk was big and twonkable,
    Mummy twonk slim and twonks,
    Baby twonk was really twonkering.
    Enjoyy :)
    And gl to everyonee

    6 years ago
  91. Umm how do I work this site, first time visitor :) I wish you had some tour vid, it would be helpful ^^

    6 years ago
  92. When is the deadline for the peom to be submitted to you?

    6 years ago
  93. ♫♫ Twonkle Twonkle little SHINee
    Why is Jonghyun oh so tiny
    Minho is a huge hyungwhore
    Taemin’s cute and Onew’s a dork
    Key’s our shining supa diva
    SHINee time
    fantastic FIVE ♫♫

    6 years ago
  94. Twonkle twonkle little star,
    Now is time to crush big buildings,
    Like godzillas little kid ,
    As Mr ass supervises so,
    Twonkle twonkle little star,
    Baby G to crush it please ,

    you know how hard it was for me not to write twinkle twinkle ?

    6 years ago
  95. Twonkle twonkle little star
    Spudgy needs no double eye tape
    More than Ddung spray or Ddung cream
    Spudgy should try those arm wristlets
    Twonkle twonkle little star
    Spudgy in wristlets LIKE A MAN!!

    6 years ago
  96. Me and my brothers always called it just an Indian Burn……anyone else ever call it this??

    6 years ago
    • yea me too, my sister does it to me all of the time! :(

      6 years ago
  97. On the side of the road vendors on the major highways you can buy all different colors and some with thumb holes too! I like to wear them as a punk-ish statement. Very cool.

    I think their just for the sun. The same with the Aguma visors and the towels everyone wears on their head. Or umbrellas (parasols) for the sun. I think it’s all lumped into the same category as “Why Korean people go swimming fully clothed”. Uh….. The do feel sexy though…. :)

    Twonkle, Twonkle Oh the sun,
    Shining down on everyone.
    Burns your arms, burns your face
    But don’t worry now
    Korean skin protection will help your case!
    Twonkle, Twonkle, Oh the sun
    My arms are so white!
    The last thing I need is sleeve-lets!!!!!

    6 years ago
  98. Twonkle Twonkle Ddung Ddung STAR!
    Y u no?!, eyelid tape
    Forever alone with those Wristlets
    Makes me want to TROLLOLOL
    Twonkle Twonkle HAPPY VIRUS!
    Engrish here, there, EVERYWHERE!!

    The ending really didnt give off an ending feel -_- XD

    6 years ago
  99. twonkle twonkle, little spudgy
    how I wish you’d play with me
    your green tail and nose so cute
    I’ll play with you, but please don’t toot
    twonkle twonkle, little spudgy
    tell Simon and Martina “Hi!” for me


    6 years ago
  100. twonkle, twonkle little star
    Pedobear is watching you ~~~
    he is so cute but with pervert eyes ,
    that make you want to commit a suicide
    do you know why he is looking at you ?
    to remind you what he did ON YOU~~~~

    I’m not a pervert XD
    ( Sorry if my english is bad , FRANCE LOVES YOU ~~ )

    6 years ago
  101. Twonkle Twonkle little Donkey
    Why is your poo on my head?
    Maybe it’s because of ddung perfune
    Then why it smells like my old granny?
    Because I know your name is Ass
    Twonkle Twonkle little Donkey
    Play your song with poo on your head
    I think I have to win these funny stuff
    That Simon and Martina give for us!

    It’s not a good rhyme but it’s actually my first time when I write a poem ^^ Hope you like it ^^

    6 years ago
  102. Haha the tongue at 2.02 :) Sticking your tongue out or just wanting to lick Simon ^^?

    6 years ago
  103. Isn’t it a chinese burn instead of a indian sunburn?

    6 years ago
  104. “Twonkle twonkle little star!
    How can i talk with the cool man there?
    He is wearing the man arms cover!oh so hot!!
    and im here smell so sexy with ddung products~~
    ~~~~~~~SMELL~~~~~~ (daesung’s style)
    Twonkle twonkle little star!
    Wink2* OH NO i dropped my eyelid tape

    6 years ago
  105. “Twonkle twonkle little star!
    How can i talk with the cool man there?
    He is wearing the man arms cover!oh so hot!!
    and im here smell so sexy with ddung products~~
    ~~~~~~~SMELL~~~~~~ (daesung’s style)
    Twonkle twonkle little star!
    Wink2* OH NO i dropped my eyelid tape

    6 years ago
  106. Twonkle Twonkle little star
    How I want that WTF stuff

    It’s so cool, it’s so chic, send them all~~ to meeee!!! pretty pleaseee!!

    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    I bow to Simon and Martina that are so far 8D

    6 years ago
  107. Twonkle Twonkle little cup,
    You’re so cute I could eat you up.
    Your the cutest coffee bag,
    I plop you in and watch you sag.
    You are the handiest of them all,
    So convenient and small.

    6 years ago
  108. Okay, what is the official name for those. I need a pair here in the Texas heat and when I am driving. One arm is always darker than the other and those arm covers would work better than a towel. And I am not creative enough to come up with a Twonkle Twonkle poem, so I will just by the arm covers :)

    6 years ago
  109. Twonkle Twonkle little ddungs
    How I miss you with every gong
    Monday and Wednesday are the best
    Without you my life’s a mess
    Twonkle Twonkle little ddungs
    How I miss you with every gong.


    6 years ago
  110. Twonkle Twonkle Little Star Martina Sings Itaewon The Best By Far<3

    6 years ago
  111. Twonkle Twonkle little Bom
    When will YG let you sing?
    Please Yang Hyun Suk ca~n you
    release that so~ng now?
    I can’t wait here in BorÃ¥s
    Please please please Yang Hyun Suk
    Twonkle Twonkle little Bom
    How I love you 2ne1

    ok explanation
    Borås is my hometown in Sweden and the pronunciation somewhat fit this twonkle rhyme, and Bom is Park Bom of 2ne1 but I think you already got that XD

    6 years ago
  112. Twonkle Twonkle Little Star Spudgy Is really the cutest by far<33
    Twonkle Twonkle Little Star MOO FOO ~

    6 years ago
  113. Twonkle twonkle my little
    you will love me anyway
    do as I say cause you know
    I am the best singer in the world
    Twonkle twonkle little star
    Vient me voir dans mon monde

    Have a nice week and keep your hard work

    6 years ago
  114. Twonkle Twonkle little star, how I wish you weren’t so far,
    Lol whut?

    6 years ago
  115. Haha pantyhose for arms! No it’s like when you want to protect your arms fro the sun in the car but you don’t want to wear a long sleeve cuz it’s hot…and you can take them off any time you want my parents have some when they drive

    6 years ago
  116. “Twonkle twonkle bulgogi
    give me kimchi i zejdź z drogi
    I would like to eat something
    Give me please anything”.

    That is all I can do for now. Sorry, I’m hungry. Please, notice that my poem is in three languages, isn’t it great? :D

    6 years ago