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Ok, this was the first time that we had an epiphany while using one of our WTFs. At first we thought this was to cover your arm, so that your arms wouldn’t get darkened by the sun. This we found silly, because – well – if you want long sleeves why not go out in a long sleeve shirt? It’s not like the sleeves are particularly fashionable. Anyhow, it wasn’t until we started using these sleeves that we realized that they’re probably less meant for protecting your arms and more made for cooling them. Holy crap were these sleeves awesome for cooling your arms! Sure, they might not look cool, but they feel cool! Hell, why hasn’t someone made a full-body suit of this? Korean summers would be muuuch more tolerable if you covered yourself head-to-toe in this wristlet. Though, I’m sure people might stare at you a bit…FOR LOOKING SO COOL! Seriously though: we’re still not fully sure what these are for. Anyone? We just guessed that they were to protect your arms, but now we think they’re for cooling them. Does anyone have the official answer? We’d like to know.

Otherwise, WOOHOO! It’s time for another WTF giveaway! Last time we made the mistake of announcing the contest the week AFTER the first four weeks, so there was a bit of confusion. We’ll be doing these giveaways every 4 weeks, rather than every month, which means 13 giveaways a year instead of 12! Sweet! This giveaway is for the Twonkle Cup, Double Eyelid Tape, Ddung Products, and arm covers. All you have to do to enter to win is make your own Twonkle Twonkle Nursery Rhyme! Submit it in the comments here or via YouTube. There’s no line limit, but please don’t write an epic of a poem :D

On a side note, we’re not sure what happened, but within the past week we had something close to 20 emails asking about what camera we use. Why the influx? A lot of people starting film classes recently? Who knows. Anyway, if you’re one of the people who are wondering, this is our camera here. It’s not the best DSLR video camera out there (we’d go for the Canon EOS 5D Mark II if we could afford it), but for what we need to do this camera gets the job done. In fact, we list our full camera gear here, with all our filters and audio recorders and lenses and whatnot, if you’re geeky and interested as well.

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  1. Twonkle twonkle chalice thing
    With you in hand I would be gasconading.

    My accoutrement and I will reach honorificabilitudinitatibus,
    Through refraining from partaking in abstemious

    Twonkle twonkle incongruous grail
    youll always be a English fail.

  2. Twonkle twonkle little star
    How I WTF you are
    Congratulations! Here’s some poo!
    I’ll put it on your head for you

    My name is ass! Lets patry time!
    Your popularity can only climb!
    Sure you was be tweeked (its true!)
    All your base are belong to us!

    (Sure you was be tweeked refers to THSK’s Purple Line – Yunho’s rap for those who don’t know)

  3. Twonkle Twonkle epic mug,
    Mary’s lamb peed on the rug.
    The Ugly Duckling wanted double eyelid tape,
    So people would look at his beauty and gape.
    Jack and Jill wanted to smell grandma good,
    And by using Ddung Products they would!
    If Naruto wanted to be like a real man,
    Then he should use Man Arm Covers if he can.
    Twonkle Twonkle epic mug,
    Martina wants TOP to hug.

  4. Twonkle twonkle little star
    Creativity will take me far
    In this contest I’ll set the bar
    Twonkle twonkle little star.

    Twonkle twonkle little star
    There in Korea you set the par
    Here I am, I will not mar
    The original greatess,
    That is,
    twonkle twonkle little star

    –a (poor) tribute to Simon, Martina, and sheep everywhere.

  5. Twonkle Twonkle Kimchi, YAY!
    You guys always make my day.
    Music mondays, Like a Pro,
    I just thought You’d like to know
    Twonkle twonkle, YOU GUYS RULE!
    CO fan. Vous êtes super cool! <3

  6. Here i go:

    Twonkle Twonkle Youtube Stars,
    Big in Korea not we are. :(
    Finding random korean things,
    Treasure of the week our youtube brings. :)
    Twonkle Twonkle Youtube Stars,
    Soon this whole world will be ours~

    (Viking accent optional)

  7. twonkle twonkle cutie pup
    how i wish my mom bought one
    cause its super duper fun
    and im envious of spudgy

    twonkle twonkle come on now
    mom is going to buy me one!
    oh how im gna take pictures
    of my awesome LE-GEN-DARY pup!

  8. Twonkle Twonkle snores Spudgy
    when he sleeps in his beddie
    dreaming of his admirers
    and of his caring owners

    Twonkle Twonkle wakes Spudgy
    next he goes to pee quickly,
    then drifts through the officetel
    searching for gum, raising hell.
    But only finds ddung products,
    Now rain falls from his tear ducts.

    So I will propose this plan
    to send gum soon as I can
    and take the stuff so Spudgy
    twonkles twonkles happily.

  9. twonkle twonkle spudgy poo
    how adorable are you
    with your little monkey guffs
    eating pens and random stuff
    twonkle twonkle spodgy poo
    I wish I were you

  10. Twonkle twonkle, little star i wish upon you
    for a townkle cup of choco, my eyelids, don’t need
    to be doubled, i can use the tape to make my eyeballs
    be wider, i’m already dark, but to avoid getting darker
    i can sure use, the man arm covers, the ddung products i can
    use, to fix my faulty noose. Twonkle, twonkle little star, i now need
    to go to the bathroom….

  11. Twonkle twonkle, Spudgy dear
    Make my worries disappear
    Though you might be far away
    하지만 널 사랑해
    Twonkle Twonkle, Spudgy씨
    Wish you could be here with me.

  12. Twonkle Twonkle twonkeling thing/

    What kind of treasure will this week bring/

    Wonderful Korean Treasure Find/

    Spreading happiness to all mankind?/

    What they are and they do

    Simon and Martina will give you a clue

    (All WTF to me;DD)

  13. Twonkle Twonkle twonkeling thing

    What kind of treasure will this week bring

    Wonderful Korean Treasure Find

    Spreading happiness to all mankind

    What you are and what you do

    Simon and Martina will give you a clue

    (Aaaaand as a Swede I probobly do sing this in a Viking accent)

  14. Twonkle twonkle look at TOP/
    He’s so manly he always tops./
    Up so high with looks so good/
    Even other men want his wood./
    Twonkle twonkle TOP’s so great/
    GD and Seungri wish they weren’t straight.

    Twonkle twonkle Simon’s manly/
    But when he looks like TOP it’s scary./
    All his t-shirts are so sick/
    But we all know he loves Slick Rick./
    Twonkle twonkle Martina’s in a trance/
    So we’ll just give Simon his ranch.

    Twonkle twonkle too bad I’m not done/
    Those wristlets look like so much fun./
    Don’t even get us to rant/
    About those awful pastel colored pants./
    Twonkle twonkle sorry this makes no sense/
    It’s all basically just a bunch of mess.

    Twonkle twonkle it’s disgusting/
    All that nasty raunchy thrusting./
    Too bad I’m a fangirl Simon’s just jealous/
    At all the fangirls that are overzealous/
    Twonkle twonkle TOP take a big bow (big bow)/
    Don’t forget to Eat Your Kimchi now!!

  15. Twonkle Twonkle little star
    Donkey needs to cover arms
    Come on down, don’t land in ddung
    Open your eyes, your in Itaewon!
    Double eye lids may help you see
    My love to Eat Your Kimchi

  16. Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    why are you just up so far.
    Up above the kpop sky,
    SHINeeing like a butterfly.
    Twonkle Twonkle onew star,
    how I love you just so arr. <3

  17. Twonkle, twonkle, little star
    SHINee like a T-ara
    Your INFINITE light at 2AM I see
    F.Cuzed from the BIGBANG’s energy
    Twonkle, twonkle, little star
    2NE1 your f(x) are H.O.T.est by far

  18. Twonkle Twonkle
    Where the fat have you gone?
    Did you take my Ddung Products?
    Coz if it’s yes , I will POOP on you
    If you don’t want, come and give me back.

  19. When I watch your video, I feel that.
    ” You’re so hilarious. ”
    Thanks to you, I laugh. :)

  20. Twonkle Twonkle Little Thing,
    How I Wonder Where You Are?
    Searched All Day,
    And Searched All Night,
    But Still You’re Out Of Sight,
    Twonkle Twonkle Little Thing,
    How I Wonder What You Are?
    Still Don’t Know,
    Kind Of Still Care,
    If You Come Out I Promise I’ll Share,
    Twonkle Twonkle Little Thing,
    Can’t You See My Heart Stings?
    I’m Running Out Of Air,
    Losing All My Hair,
    So Let’s Get Together And Sing.
    Spudgy! Spudgy! Spudgy!

    :D

  21. Twonkle twonkle little star
    GD trashes his guitar
    Whenever Big Bang sings “Tonight”
    Me: Ayyy girl lets make a love / Girl: Alright!
    Dont want to go into detail
    Now send me that damn winning E-Mail

  22. Twonkle Twonkle Little Spudgy
    How I wonder how fluffy you are
    In a strawberry bed oh so cute
    Like a mochi nom nom nom
    Twonkle Twonkle Little Spudgy
    How I wonder how fluffy you are <3

  23. Twonkle twonkle little star
    Stars are in the BIG BANG’s song
    IF you see in tonights MV
    you will see stars above me
    TWONKLE TWONKLE LITTLE STAR
    hot like chocolate cold like hair
    Their voices make you scream
    HAHA haha little star
    now its time to wee in your pants
    LETS SEE who win

    COPYRIGHTS ALISON

  24. twonkle twonkle little star
    w.t.fs are really bizarre
    Ddung Ddung products on display
    eyeRID tape is “rong rong” play
    twonkle twonkle little star
    wear cool wristlets [pause here: like a man], helps so far :)
    eh. i tried =]

  25. TWONKLE TWONKLE LEET-OH STAHRRRR….
    WONKA WILLY WANTS TO FAHHRTT.. WOMP WOMP WOOMMMPPPP

    :D Tadaaa~

  26. Ahem…
    *Insert double snap here*

    “Twonkle, Twonkle, little star, I hope someone knows C.P.R.
    Eatyourkimchi makes me laugh,
    sometimes so hard I pee my pants,
    Twonkle, Twonkle, little star, maybe its pronounced mir-are?”

    *Snap snap*
    ~~~
    You guys are awesome, and I hope you liked my rhyme!
    (And I don’t actually pee my pants, btw, but I get pretty close.)

  27. twonkle twonkle little star
    kpop is been number one
    since your youtube page came out
    many kpop fans came out too
    i just want to thank you guys
    for spreading the kpop love…:”)

    ~~~~
    KPOP ROCKS!!!
    simon,martina and spudgy=DAEBAK!!!

  28. Twonkle twonkle little _____
    how you make me_____(burp)
    This is really awkward
    Dadadadada~ I want the arm things
    (insert kpop rap)
    Twonkle twonkle~

    Hope you liked it :)

  29. Twonkle Twonkle Rittle Star
    I really really want your cup
    Share it with my friends to gloat
    Arm Covers are the way to go.
    Ddung Products are just my style
    Double Eyelids I need them now.

  30. Twonkle Twonkle Rittle Star
    K-pop fan girls are scary
    They rip out hair and scream loudly.
    They’d tear of chunks of the K-boys.
    TOP and G.D. can create their own army..
    Let’s not forget all the K-girls.
    Like G.Na, BoA, what the hell.
    They both have three letters in their name.
    Anyway, my bad, off topic.
    Who can forget the drama girls.
    Who glue themselves to watch all night.
    Though they all have the same plot lines…
    Cry in raining sets, get sick.
    Miss their lovers by an inch.
    Hot guys from left to right.
    Fall for one girl who SEEMS just right…
    …….
    Anyways, please let me win.
    I really want that twonkle cup!
    As well as the other stuff.
    You two are really great
    Thanks for all your music Monday.
    As well as all the other things.
    I’ve been watching you two since I’ve been…. 13?
    I’m not sure how to end this….
    SIMON AND MARTINA IN THE CUBE.

  31. Twonkle Twonkle, ball of burning gas in outer space that appears miniscule to the naked eye, but in actuality is a thousand times larger than our Sun,
    I wonder to myself, exactly what matter are you comprised of?
    O, how many light years you are away from the Earth.
    Your surface is exceedingly luminous and reflects light just as the minerals underground that, under intense heat, harden in to precious gemstones do.
    Twonkle Twonkle, ball of burning gas in outer space that appears miniscule to the naked eye, but in actuality is a thousand times larger than our Sun,
    I wonder to myself, exactly what matter are you comprised of?

    *snap fingers* *beats bongo drum* Thank you, thank you. ^^

    Loved the video!

  32. Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    SM and JYP has bad ‘engrish’ too
    Don’t be surprised if donkey sprays his new Ddung perfume

    Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    Most asians want bigger eyes
    double eye-lid tape? no surgery what a surprise!

    Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    Summer weather is very hot
    So why don’t you give those arm pantyhose a shot

    Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    Wtf wednesdays prizes are all set
    Simon and Martina your the best ! <3

    Twonkle Twonkle Little Star
    Can I win the prizes this week
    please please please
    and don't forget I like eatyoukimchi

    Simona and Martina I love your videos I learning something new about korea everytime! Keep up the great work!

  33. reading these poems is so fun! lol seunghyun rapping star! you guys are great. imma think of a poem..

  34. Twonkle Twonkle little star
    How did you guys get so far
    Making videos of your find
    They are totally worth my time
    All these Wonderful Treasure Finds
    I can’t believe it, just blowing my mind
    Too bad this song cannot fit
    More than 500 character limit
    So now it is time to go
    I’ll be waiting to see your next video!

    I posted this on youtube but wasn’t sure if it was supposed to be here or there… >.<

  35. Twonkle, twonkle little star
    How I wonder what this (sic) are
    Coffee cup with words misspelled
    They write “Engrish” really well
    Twonkle, twonkle lid tape for your eyes
    look permanently surprised

    Twonkle, twonkle Ddung products
    your name’s funny, but kinda sucks
    the fragrance smells like granny and iris
    and it makes a happy virus
    Twonkle, twonkle arm pantyhose
    Comes in handy when I shoot my bow and arrows

    Twonkle, twonkle wonderful treasure find
    I’d really like to win this prize
    Cup with donkey, star and bird
    A-well-a don’t you know about the bird?
    Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
    A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

  36. Twonkle Twonkle Little Star,
    Donkey Get Hit By Car.
    Piano Boy Shot in Head,
    We hope that he not Dead.
    Bad spelling on cup,
    Poisoned grammar without stop,
    Twonkle Twonle Little Star,
    This cup is bad.

  37. Twonkle Twonkle little star,
    your spelling sucks just like ‘Sistar’.
    Your colors stink just like SHINee,
    but like Big Bang you make me squee.
    Twonkle Twonkle, you’re awesome
    just like Itaewon Freedom!

    By Kenney Knisely and Isabel Villa :3

  38. Twonkle Twonkle Korean Stars,

    Big Bang makes my heart go RAWR!

    Several hours of Oh My School!

    Then listening to B2ST’s hit song Soom!

    Twonkle Twonkle Korean Stars,

    Us fans just wish to steal you’re hearts.

    Shinee, Suju, ZE:A,

    I could listen to K-Pop all day,

    Twonkle Twonkle little star,

    How i adore my Korean Stars!

  39. Twonkle twonkle eatyourkimchi,
    I want your prizes please please please…chi.
    Yes, I know I can not rhyme,
    And If I win i’ll be suprised!
    Twonkle twonkle goodbye now,
    I hope you had fun anyhow. (wahey! I rhymed! :D)

  40. Twonkle Twonkle little star
    I’ll like my coffee with sugar
    powder with some fairy dust
    cream and kimchi and such..
    Twonkle Twonkle little bug..
    what is a Twonkle Twonkle cup?

    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    beauty has gone pretty far
    they have tape for your two eyes
    put them on, suddenly you’re fly
    Twonkle Twonkle little stars
    with huge eyes you should be from mars.

    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    Ddung you’re so cute, yes you are
    You have lotions for our feet
    Perfumes that smell very chic
    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    …. What a minute.. You’re name means poop?
    I don’t think I can watch your show while eating my food.

    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    I like those sleeves for your arms.
    Do they really keep you cool?
    But in sports I’m a total fool.
    Twonkle Twonkle little stars
    I just want them to hide my scars.

    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    Never will I have to search so far
    I really want those treasure find.
    Pick me and make them mine.
    Twonkle Twonkle little star
    eat your kimchi and you’ll never starve.

    the end.

    Yes it’s all one poem.. and ..I’m.. not cheating.. (o___o) … hopefully.
    Anyways, looking forward to more WTF. I love discovering new weird things in Korea.
    Keep it up Simon and Martina =)
    -Have a good day ^^

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