WTF – Japan Boobs

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So for those of you who don’t know, we went to Japan for the weekend for a quick vacation. Yay vacation! We were in Fukuoka just for two days, and we had quite a blast eating delicious ramen. We posted a few pictures and notes on our Twitter page, so check them out if you haven’t already.

The Miracle Boober. Oh...my...god

Anyhow, while we were in Japan we decided that we should find the most WTF item we could possibly find and do our weekly WTF segment on it. The WTF Japan version! Huzzah! We found this thing right here in the drug store. The Miracle Boober. We couldn’t understand what it was supposed to do, but we assumed that it was supposed to grow your boobs miraculously. At first we thought that they were cleavage enhancers, or padding for your bra, or something like that, but it turned out that the box had ingredients on it in milligrams, so we figured that the Miracle Boober was actually boob-growing pills. Oh boy. We wouldn’t feel comfortable trying these pills for our WTF segment. Sorry! And we definitely wouldn’t feel comfortable mailing these pills out to someone. That had bad idea written all over it.

Luckily, we found a safe alternative. Instant Boobs! You don’t have to eat any scary pills in order to have bigger boobs, and – if you’re unsatisfied with your results or have a change of heart – you can remove the boobs just as instantly as you can grow them. Great success! Now what’s funny about this item is that it has a picture of a man on the cover smiling happily with his new boobs. I guess it’s some kind of gag gift or toy, but I don’t really know when you would use this. “Congratulations on your new baby! BOOBS!”, “Happy Birthday, I got you boobs!”, or “Just broke up with your girlfriend? Boobs!” On another note: they had other inflatable parts of the body instead of boobs which would DEFINITELY be inappropriate for this program.

Also, we wound up cutting them open after we finished the video. We were scared that they would have some kind of scary acidic poison substance or something in them. Our guess was that they were a combination of Dry Ice and something else. When we cut them open, they leaked a clear, gritty fluid, and we got freaked out so we washed our hands instantly and threw the packaging away. Ahhhh! Anyone know what these are made of? We’d like to know ourselves.

Anyways, Simon had a bit too much fun with these puppies, even though they made weird hissing sounds the whole time as they inflated…not at all like real boobs…unless…they are evil angry boobs…ANYWAYS, you can check out Simon having way too much fun here! Enjoy!

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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503898491 Amber Nicole Duvall

“So what your saying is. . .boooooooooooooooooooooooooobs” Â XD XD XD
http://twitter.com/HoiKwon ê¶ŒíšŒì—½ Hoi Kwon

Initially I was thinking pads… but no. Pills and blow-ups? The obsession is too out there for me. lol
Anonymous

OMGsun………Lol i knew it was the instrumental for DBSKs Xiah Junsu’s Intoxication all along :DDD and you just clarified my doubts thanks ^.^
http://twitter.com/rayuile Raymond Lee

Oh GAWD. This is going to be my last comment! I’m outta here! *jokes!* xD
http://www.facebook.com/people/Dalya-Bozkurt/100001398982500 Dalya Bozkurt

ok you poeple are soo sick y should poeple get that thing eny wess mostly boys XD
Ezi E

gaaah I lived in Fukuoka for a year (went to Seinan University on exchange) I am filled with endless envy over your having the ramen. Did you guys go to ichiran? Hakata ramen is one of the things I miss most >>. Anyway, it’s good y’all had fun in Fukuoka (and that you managed to get back some inflatable boobies without awkward customs discussions)

http://www.eatyourkimchi.com Simon and Martina

We went to Canal City (which we kept on joking about the importance of maintaining that first C) and had Ramen at Ramen stadium. Â IT WAS OSM!

http://www.facebook.com/lilya.scottech Liz McGrath

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That.Â Was.Â HILARIOUS!
http://twitter.com/BobPro469 Bob Pro

RUB MY BANANAS =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001401491228 Janeane Serrano

Dude instant boobs weirdd
Anonymous

LOL omg did you guys just sing Junsu’s Intoxication?! <333333

<3 the man, not the song HAHAHA. Opps. :X
http://www.facebook.com/people/Riko-Ellse/100001721765324 Riko Ellse

LOL! In CA there are lots of DAISO stores & my friends & i saw the instant boobies there too, & we were like WTF??? XD
http://www.facebook.com/Kissmykimchi KissmyKimchi Korea

Daiso rocks! Daiso in Tokyo is even better. Did you go to the one in Harajuku? I’m ceaselessly amazed at all the gizmos, trinkets, and oddities that you can find on a shelf in Japan!
Random Person

AHH FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214924813 Poon Cassy

HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A saviour for men………..
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

Byeonguk Yook

And what? Ruin for plastic surgeons? :-)

Anonymous

This was a plot device in one of the early episodes of “Pokemon” that didn’t run in the States for several years, and was heavily edited when it was. The American title was “Beauty and the Beach”. To not give too much a way, let’s just say that James from Team Rocket felt he needed some “enhancement” to win a bikini contest.
Keltik S

Oh my, they just opened a Daiso here near my home in Washington, and guess what I happened to find in the first aisle I walked down? Yep, rows and rows of these inflatable boobs. Very odd thing to ship to America if you ask me lol.