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So for those of you who don’t know, we went to Japan for the weekend for a quick vacation. Yay vacation! We were in Fukuoka just for two days, and we had quite a blast eating delicious ramen. We posted a few pictures and notes on our Twitter page, so check them out if you haven’t already.

Miracle Boober

The Miracle Boober. Oh...my...god

Anyhow, while we were in Japan we decided that we should find the most WTF item we could possibly find and do our weekly WTF segment on it. The WTF Japan version! Huzzah! We found this thing right here in the drug store. The Miracle Boober. We couldn’t understand what it was supposed to do, but we assumed that it was supposed to grow your boobs miraculously. At first we thought that they were cleavage enhancers, or padding for your bra, or something like that, but it turned out that the box had ingredients on it in milligrams, so we figured that the Miracle Boober was actually boob-growing pills. Oh boy. We wouldn’t feel comfortable trying these pills for our WTF segment. Sorry! And we definitely wouldn’t feel comfortable mailing these pills out to someone. That had bad idea written all over it.

Luckily, we found a safe alternative. Instant Boobs! You don’t have to eat any scary pills in order to have bigger boobs, and – if you’re unsatisfied with your results or have a change of heart – you can remove the boobs just as instantly as you can grow them. Great success! Now what’s funny about this item is that it has a picture of a man on the cover smiling happily with his new boobs. I guess it’s some kind of gag gift or toy, but I don’t really know when you would use this. “Congratulations on your new baby! BOOBS!”, “Happy Birthday, I got you boobs!”, or “Just broke up with your girlfriend? Boobs!” On another note: they had other inflatable parts of the body instead of boobs which would DEFINITELY be inappropriate for this program.

Also, we wound up cutting them open after we finished the video. We were scared that they would have some kind of scary acidic poison substance or something in them. Our guess was that they were a combination of Dry Ice and something else. When we cut them open, they leaked a clear, gritty fluid, and we got freaked out so we washed our hands instantly and threw the packaging away. Ahhhh! Anyone know what these are made of? We’d like to know ourselves.

Anyways, Simon had a bit too much fun with these puppies, even though they made weird hissing sounds the whole time as they inflated…not at all like real boobs…unless…they are evil angry boobs…ANYWAYS, you can check out Simon having way too much fun here! Enjoy!

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  1. simon and martina i am your biggest fan! please make a live stream again!

  2. I live in California and there is 1 daiso and I saw this and another think called duck/goose penis

  3. Oh my, they just opened a Daiso here near my home in Washington, and guess what I happened to find in the first aisle I walked down? Yep, rows and rows of these inflatable boobs. Very odd thing to ship to America if you ask me lol.

  4. Anonymous

    This was a plot device in one of the early episodes of “Pokemon” that didn’t run in the States for several years, and was heavily edited when it was. The American title was “Beauty and the Beach”. To not give too much a way, let’s just say that James from Team Rocket felt he needed some “enhancement” to win a bikini contest.

  5. HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A saviour for men………..
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

  6. Random Person

    AHH FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS!

  7. Daiso rocks! Daiso in Tokyo is even better. Did you go to the one in Harajuku? I’m ceaselessly amazed at all the gizmos, trinkets, and oddities that you can find on a shelf in Japan!

  8. LOL! In CA there are lots of DAISO stores & my friends & i saw the instant boobies there too, & we were like WTF??? XD

  9. Anonymous

    LOL omg did you guys just sing Junsu’s Intoxication?! <333333

    <3 the man, not the song HAHAHA. Opps. :X

  10. RUB MY BANANAS =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  11. 0.0   ….

    That.  Was.  HILARIOUS!

  12. gaaah I lived in Fukuoka for a year (went to Seinan University on exchange) I am filled with endless envy over your having the ramen. Did you guys go to ichiran? Hakata ramen is one of the things I miss most >>. Anyway, it’s good y’all had fun in Fukuoka (and that you managed to get back some inflatable boobies without awkward customs discussions)

  13. ok you poeple are soo sick y should poeple get that thing eny wess mostly boys XD

  14. Oh GAWD. This is going to be my last comment! I’m outta here! *jokes!* xD

  15. Anonymous

    OMGsun………Lol i knew it was the instrumental for DBSKs Xiah Junsu’s Intoxication all along :DDD and you just clarified my doubts thanks ^.^

  16. Initially I was thinking pads… but no. Pills and blow-ups? The obsession is too out there for me. lol

  17. “So what your saying is. . .boooooooooooooooooooooooooobs”  XD XD XD

  18. Funnily enough, not the strangest thing I’ve seen in a Daiso. FYI, the Japanese word for ajussi is ojiisan.

  19. 빵빵가슴? lol
    the word 빵빵 can be translated as “full” or “big,” not as bread… lol

  20. omg, you guys wrote down boobs a lot. I can already tell you guys had fun with this product without even watching it.

  21. This is one great bog post and very funny video LOL

  22. Wow this is hilarious lmao! i would love to show this to my brother he would have a blast lol

  23. The April Fools potential is limitless…

  24. omg, did you sing flight of the conchords or is it only a similarity? :P

    hahaha, I was just rolling on the floor when Simon was all oppa-ing xDDD hahaha xDDD

  25. rebeca edmondson

    I think Simon’s boobs are bigger than mine :/

  26. Simon’s humps, his lovely little lumps check ‘em out!! 

    oh gods, those crazy japanese people, I want these so bad! I want to stick them to my brother’s chest! But I think you could also just use balloons… you know like those little water bomb type of balloons… they make great boobs!
    They also have other body parts? *blushes* oh gods! *starts giggling crazily*the images!! 

  27. Simon’s humps, his lovely little lumps check ‘em out!! 

    oh gods, those crazy japanese people, I want these so bad! I want to stick them to my brother’s chest! But I think you could also just use balloons… you know like those little water bomb type of balloons… they make great boobs!
    They also have other body parts? *blushes* oh gods! *starts giggling crazily*the images!! 

  28. You’re lucky. Not everyone comes back from Japan with such wonderful mammaries.

  29. funniest vid ever! BANG BANG GASOME!

  30. omg, you always manage to give me a laugh! I love you guys!!!

  31. hey am from U.A.E ( Arabic native speaker ) maybe you can show me a picture and i can translate it for you guys LOL

  32. cloiebuggeater

    I laughed so hard at both the WTF and WTF bloopers……I think my child thinks I’m a little nuts when I watch your videos :)

  33. haha finally you made a video of that xD (I saw the “preview” on twitter ^^)

    “japanese ajusshi” haha
    they don”t have this in the Korean Daiso?! So disappointed, I wanna get one of these amazing useless boobs!

  34. Self-Inflating Balloons contain two chemicals that are kept from reacting until the balloon is activated by hitting it. One of these chemicals is baking soda. The baking soda is mixed with a binder to form a small pellet. The other chemical is citric acid that is dissolved in water and stored in its own plastic bag. Squeezing the balloon bursts the bag of liquid, allowing the citric acid to react with thebaking soda to form the carbon dioxide gas that accounts for the fizzing, popping, and expanding of the balloon. Interestingly, the balloon also cools as a result of an endothermic process that results when the baking soda dissolves in the liquid water from the inner plastic bag. I am not a nerd. I swear. Also yay! You guys are hilarious. I am considering moving to Korea to teach and I came across your videos and they further fueled by love for all things Korean. (I too am smitten with TOP and have been for some time now. Martina, I feel your pain child.)

    • I used the same ingredients (baking soda + vinegar) and some red color to make a volcano back in school. It was fun :)

    • Wow!  Thanks for the info!  Yay science!  (P.S. We suck at science)

      • Rhea Jones

        I posted this 5 months ago and then forgot about it completely. A friend of mine was over and bored and decided it would be fun to google himself, like you do, then proceded to google me. As he was reading the results under his breath he mutters, blah, blah, blah, eatyourkimchi, blah. To which I exclaimed, “WHAT?!? My name is somehow coming up associated with one one of my favorite websites ever! Daebak!” This made my day, not only did you read my imformation but you responded and others liked it, yay. It’s the simple things that bring one joy in life. Keep doing what you’re doing because you are both truly wonderful.

      • Apparently, since you both thought dry ice was in them lol.  ;)

  35. OKAY!! FUNNIEST WTF EVER!!! *dies* oh man…lady….

    ummm….what song is that that you two are singing? it sounds like you’re kinda making it up on the spot, but then you both seem to know the words???

  36. OKAY!! FUNNIEST WTF EVER!!! *dies* oh man…lady….

    ummm….what song is that that you two are singing? it sounds like you’re kinda making it up on the spot, but then you both seem to know the words???

  37. OKAY!! FUNNIEST WTF EVER!!! *dies* oh man…lady….

    ummm….what song is that that you two are singing? it sounds like you’re kinda making it up on the spot, but then you both seem to know the words???

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