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So for those of you who don’t know, we went to Japan for the weekend for a quick vacation. Yay vacation! We were in Fukuoka just for two days, and we had quite a blast eating delicious ramen. We posted a few pictures and notes on our Twitter page, so check them out if you haven’t already.

Miracle Boober

The Miracle Boober. Oh...my...god

Anyhow, while we were in Japan we decided that we should find the most WTF item we could possibly find and do our weekly WTF segment on it. The WTF Japan version! Huzzah! We found this thing right here in the drug store. The Miracle Boober. We couldn’t understand what it was supposed to do, but we assumed that it was supposed to grow your boobs miraculously. At first we thought that they were cleavage enhancers, or padding for your bra, or something like that, but it turned out that the box had ingredients on it in milligrams, so we figured that the Miracle Boober was actually boob-growing pills. Oh boy. We wouldn’t feel comfortable trying these pills for our WTF segment. Sorry! And we definitely wouldn’t feel comfortable mailing these pills out to someone. That had bad idea written all over it.

Luckily, we found a safe alternative. Instant Boobs! You don’t have to eat any scary pills in order to have bigger boobs, and – if you’re unsatisfied with your results or have a change of heart – you can remove the boobs just as instantly as you can grow them. Great success! Now what’s funny about this item is that it has a picture of a man on the cover smiling happily with his new boobs. I guess it’s some kind of gag gift or toy, but I don’t really know when you would use this. “Congratulations on your new baby! BOOBS!”, “Happy Birthday, I got you boobs!”, or “Just broke up with your girlfriend? Boobs!” On another note: they had other inflatable parts of the body instead of boobs which would DEFINITELY be inappropriate for this program.

Also, we wound up cutting them open after we finished the video. We were scared that they would have some kind of scary acidic poison substance or something in them. Our guess was that they were a combination of Dry Ice and something else. When we cut them open, they leaked a clear, gritty fluid, and we got freaked out so we washed our hands instantly and threw the packaging away. Ahhhh! Anyone know what these are made of? We’d like to know ourselves.

Anyways, Simon had a bit too much fun with these puppies, even though they made weird hissing sounds the whole time as they inflated…not at all like real boobs…unless…they are evil angry boobs…ANYWAYS, you can check out Simon having way too much fun here! Enjoy!

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  1. Oh boy… >< Actually I think that Japan have more weird things than Korea ^^ …oh I have no words ^^'

  2. Oh boy… >< Actually I think that Japan have more weird things than Korea ^^ …oh I have no words ^^'

  3. Oh boy… >< Actually I think that Japan have more weird things than Korea ^^ …oh I have no words ^^'

  4. Oh boy… >< Actually I think that Japan have more weird things than Korea ^^ …oh I have no words ^^'

  5. omo. as in, o.O
    the things people make these days! haha.. don’t worry, i won’t unsubscribe! haha..
    don’t enjoy them boobs too much, Simon! haha

  6. omo. as in, o.O
    the things people make these days! haha.. don’t worry, i won’t unsubscribe! haha..
    don’t enjoy them boobs too much, Simon! haha

  7. I loved the Flight of the Conchords reference! :D

  8. We have Daiso too in Vancouver BC!!! I don’t know if they have the japan boobs here!!!

  9. lol i think it was a dude the tie on the head gave it away. thast like the international sign for drunk buissness man. and they do some crazy things when there drunk in japan so i can see this being comon

  10. lol i think it was a dude the tie on the head gave it away. thast like the international sign for drunk buissness man. and they do some crazy things when there drunk in japan so i can see this being comon

  11. Tyanagnew

    ~Russian Saram~?

  12. Tyanagnew

    ~Russian Saram~?

  13. Fleshkopter

    My guess is there’s baking soda and some sort of mild acidic liquid like diluted vinegar or something.  That would inflate them nicely!  Squishing them probably broke a little packet of the liquid.  Nice find LOL!

  14. Dough

    Over here, instead of ajashi there’s a few ways to refer to an adult or older male.  Oyajii is one way, usually for males around their late 30’s and into their 40’s.  Ojisan is for more elderly males…. (JiJi)  Which is slightly different than Ojiisan which is what you would call your grandpa.  Also, as weird as it may sound, the character on the box most likely is supposed to be a women and not a dude. lol BTW, Did you pick up any of the boob (aka Oppai おっぱい) mouse pads? ( ´∀`)Awesome video!!!

  15. awesomeness! now where to find those in Seoul??  i dont think i’m making a trip back to japan just to buy those!

  16. For the love of everything that is sacred and holy to this world, WHAT THE EFFING FUCK. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. FUCKING /CRYING/ RIGHT NOW.

  17. Christ! That’ll teach me for googling “canadian man-boobs toy seduction video”

  18. Xxxkriskrossxxx

    Are you going to do a video on your recent trip to Japan?!?!?!?!  제발~! ^^

  19. Simon is so sexy with his new boobs…. … …. LIKE A MAN!

  20. So in Japan ajusshis are called ojisans.  And I love the Xiah Junsu “Intoxication” reference. 

  21. It looks like a couple of eggs sticking out of Simon’s chest. 

  22. Simon looks super excited.. (sounds so wrong =x)
    Wait.. Is Simon singing Xiah’s Intoxication? [HOORAY!]

  23. amazing. Didn’t you try, like, to pop one of the boobs to see what’s on the inside?

  24. so weird and yet so funny.

  25. no worries… I will not unsubscribe it…. 
    but WOW… the instant boobs is really cool!!!!!!  
    btw, how long did that pair of boobs last at Simon’s chest??? 

  26. Simon, you are looking amazing with instant boobs!!!

    <3<3<3

  27. i want to watch the vid…

    but that darn ad kept making the music and ruining the fun mood. D:< STOP IT, I SAY. I DEMAND YOU, SHUT UP AND LET ME ENJOY THIS VIDEO YOU STUPID AD.

    the most annoying thing is that it plays DURING the video. D:<

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