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So, I’m sure you’ve been noticing the vast amount of Japan stuff in our videos lately, from the Japanese Snack Sampling, to the WTF Nose Plugs, the the WTF Panty Hat, now to this. Yes, whenever we go to Japan we get enough stuff to make months of footage out of. This here, though, this here is what I’ve been waiting to shoot for a while. It’s not as glorious as the Panty Hat, of course, but this thing is still pretty freaking awesome.

It’s actually the first WTF item that I think I want to use daily, apart from the Hello Kitty foot warmer, and I swear I’ll stop putting in so many links now! We just have a lot of videos and references and I’m sure some of you new Nasties might not know what we’re talking about. And if you don’t know why I just called you Nasties, it’s because…it’s a long story, but that’s what we call people who watch our videos. It’s a loving term of endearment, really!

Back to what I was saying, this thing freaking rocks! I seriously had my doubts about it. What if the rice would stick to the sides? I was expecting to push the rice out and it would flop over like toothpaste, and – as a result – make me a very sad panda. But I was yet again pleasantly surprised by the Ron Burgundy Rice Eater. That and, of course, all women in business suits within a five mile radius felt gravitated towards me. That’s also good.

But, hey, what if you’re a lady and don’t want to draw the glances of businesswomen all around you? Well, don’t you worry! When we got this at TokyuHands, we also saw a WOMEN’S VERSION! It was the exact same thing, but in a different colour…but not the exact same thing, of course, because this one made all the moustached men swoon. It gives you rice the same way, but it doesn’t give you the same level of sexual attractiveness :D

Anyhoodledoodlepoodle, I’m gonna go make some more rice with this thing. It kinda sucked to only use plain rice. Next time I’m gonna use my rice powders to make this a lot better. It’ll be perfect for our picnics! Those of you who follow us on Instagram will know what I’m talking about. And I promised no more links so I guess you’ll just have to find us there if you don’t know about us. Ah man I know I should have saved my linking power for just one more link…just incase something like this happen. OH THE TRAGEDY!

Speaking of links, I’m gonna put this bottom at the bottom of the post. It’s not a link. It’s a button. Click it for free rice, as well as the endless attraction of others. Oh, and it’ll also subscribe you to our videos. IT’S SO GOOD!

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  1. this WTF made me laugh so many timessss^^ i’ve been so busy with school so now i have the pleasure of binge watching all the EYK videos i’ve missed :D

  2. o.O so what you’re saying is … it’s a deodorant stick for rice.

  3. Okay, I must confess something. I got distracted with how good Simon’s skin is when I watched the video. LOL.

  4. It looked like Simon was eating a chunk of ChapStick.
    Martina, thank you for asking Simon to chew with his mouth shut. I, for one, appreciate it. :)

  5. It actually reminds me of a stick of deodorant.

  6. Why is Ganon afraid of the internet? Because there’s too many links.

  7. eww, you guise didnt even wash the tube before putting the rice in? that’s real nasty

  8. It looks so SNAAZYYY~~~!

  9. I live in Sweden and I love asian food. Sushi here is soooo expensive…9 pieces costs 15$!!!!
    So I bought the “Sushezi”….something similar to your lipstick-thingy.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY3QygknqNU

    • Thank you so much for this! (and thanks to Simon and Martina for this WTF video as well). I sent your sushezi link to my Dad as a joke and he ended up buying one on amazon – even though we are in Canada – and sent me one as well! Yay! Any help with making the rolls more solid is welcome ^_^v

  10. Omgomg. It’s like lazy-girl heaven!

  11. Hmmm, so I have a theory on why they created this: see, usually this would be done with lollipops / ice lollies but alas, a) men wanted in on the seduction too and b) people wanted to be able to do it more frequently without having to worry about tooth decay. So VOILA! The rice tube was born ;)

  12. That woman’s breathy voice makes this so… so…… er. suggestive? My tummy is confused. This is like rice’s answer to the sandwich Tupperware (one-upped since it helps you make your meal too!).

  13. Funny you mention free rice. Has anyone ever been on the free rice website? http://www.freerice.com/category I usually have always used the English vocabulary section, but I may start using the Language learning section to improve my Spanish.

  14. I really want to know where I can buy all of the cool stuff you guys find. (Aside from Japan and Korea)

  15. omg! this reminds me of the sushi bazooka! haha someone showed a friend of mine this and we just thought it was so funny!!! Just google it and you will see some amazing photos I’m sure!
    http://www.foodista.com/blog/2012/07/16/sushi-bazooka-shoots-easy-diy-rolls

  16. seems like a 주먹밥 but in stick form! and also, you know that in the olden times they used to use rice to stick stuff together, something as simple as sticking paper to your wall. Maybe thats where this idea came from… oohlalala

  17. it looked like he was eating deodorant. :)

  18. Pretty cool if you want to eat on the go too :’)

  19. There’s a reason why we’re called Nasties, cause that side of my brain was alert the entire video. But yeah this is fairly practical, you don’t have to carry around a bowl of rice and utensils if you wanna eat and like people were saying it’s great for sushi.

  20. LOL could you imagine…! like a big time CEO just pulls out his little rice tubey for lunch… xD

  21. Fun but I would be too lazy to fill it. XP

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