So, I’m sure you’ve been noticing the vast amount of Japan stuff in our videos lately, from the Japanese Snack Sampling, to the WTF Nose Plugs, the the WTF Panty Hat, now to this. Yes, whenever we go to Japan we get enough stuff to make months of footage out of. This here, though, this here is what I’ve been waiting to shoot for a while. It’s not as glorious as the Panty Hat, of course, but this thing is still pretty freaking awesome.

It’s actually the first WTF item that I think I want to use daily, apart from the Hello Kitty foot warmer, and I swear I’ll stop putting in so many links now! We just have a lot of videos and references and I’m sure some of you new Nasties might not know what we’re talking about. And if you don’t know why I just called you Nasties, it’s because…it’s a long story, but that’s what we call people who watch our videos. It’s a loving term of endearment, really!

Back to what I was saying, this thing freaking rocks! I seriously had my doubts about it. What if the rice would stick to the sides? I was expecting to push the rice out and it would flop over like toothpaste, and – as a result – make me a very sad panda. But I was yet again pleasantly surprised by the Ron Burgundy Rice Eater. That and, of course, all women in business suits within a five mile radius felt gravitated towards me. That’s also good.

But, hey, what if you’re a lady and don’t want to draw the glances of businesswomen all around you? Well, don’t you worry! When we got this at TokyuHands, we also saw a WOMEN’S VERSION! It was the exact same thing, but in a different colour…but not the exact same thing, of course, because this one made all the moustached men swoon. It gives you rice the same way, but it doesn’t give you the same level of sexual attractiveness :D

Anyhoodledoodlepoodle, I’m gonna go make some more rice with this thing. It kinda sucked to only use plain rice. Next time I’m gonna use my rice powders to make this a lot better. It’ll be perfect for our picnics! Those of you who follow us on Instagram will know what I’m talking about. And I promised no more links so I guess you’ll just have to find us there if you don’t know about us. Ah man I know I should have saved my linking power for just one more link…just incase something like this happen. OH THE TRAGEDY!

Speaking of links, I’m gonna put this bottom at the bottom of the post. It’s not a link. It’s a button. Click it for free rice, as well as the endless attraction of others. Oh, and it’ll also subscribe you to our videos. IT’S SO GOOD!

  1. this WTF made me laugh so many timessss^^ i’ve been so busy with school so now i have the pleasure of binge watching all the EYK videos i’ve missed :D

  2. That thing is pretty epic. I will have to find it if I ever get to Japan for my brother lol. Who, subsequently, looks like Ron Burgundy lol

  3. o.O so what you’re saying is … it’s a deodorant stick for rice.

  4. lets all buy this n eat in front of our male idols. ohhhhhh the nastinessssssssss LOL

  5. Okay, I must confess something. I got distracted with how good Simon’s skin is when I watched the video. LOL.

  6. didn’t you eat before hand, weren’t you guys full?

  7. It looked like Simon was eating a chunk of ChapStick.
    Martina, thank you for asking Simon to chew with his mouth shut. I, for one, appreciate it. :)

  8. It actually reminds me of a stick of deodorant.

  9. The Lonely Island version:
    Step 1.) cut a hole in a box
    Step 2.) put your junk in that box
    Step 3.) make her open the box
    and thats the way you do it
    Simon and Martina’s version:
    Step 1.) cut a hole in the tube
    Step 2.) put some rice in that tube
    *Step 3.) have her enjoy that tube
    and thats the way you do it* —–inbetween * is added

  10. Why is Ganon afraid of the internet? Because there’s too many links.

  11. I am always impressed with the inventiveness of people who obviously start Dranking at 9:38 am.

  12. eww, you guise didnt even wash the tube before putting the rice in? that’s real nasty

  13. I live in Sweden and I love asian food. Sushi here is soooo expensive…9 pieces costs 15$!!!!
    So I bought the “Sushezi”….something similar to your lipstick-thingy.

  14. Hmmm, so I have a theory on why they created this: see, usually this would be done with lollipops / ice lollies but alas, a) men wanted in on the seduction too and b) people wanted to be able to do it more frequently without having to worry about tooth decay. So VOILA! The rice tube was born ;)

  15. Funny you mention free rice. Has anyone ever been on the free rice website? http://www.freerice.com/category I usually have always used the English vocabulary section, but I may start using the Language learning section to improve my Spanish.

  16. I really want to know where I can buy all of the cool stuff you guys find. (Aside from Japan and Korea)

  17. omg! this reminds me of the sushi bazooka! haha someone showed a friend of mine this and we just thought it was so funny!!! Just google it and you will see some amazing photos I’m sure!

  18. SIMON AND MARTINA! Have you guys ever been to the doctor fish cafe in Myeongdong? I know that this video is a WTF, but I think you guys should do it for a WANK some time.

  19. You guys should check out the ad for it too. Lol 

    type into the search bar: 片手で食べられるスマートなおにぎりデバイス「スマート飯」

  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwKuowTbhLI 

    Am I allowed to post links?! hahahaha!! You guys should check out the ad for it too. Lol

  21. seems like a 주먹밥 but in stick form! and also, you know that in the olden times they used to use rice to stick stuff together, something as simple as sticking paper to your wall. Maybe thats where this idea came from… oohlalala

  22. it looked like he was eating deodorant. :)

  23. Pretty cool if you want to eat on the go too :’)

  24. There’s a reason why we’re called Nasties, cause that side of my brain was alert the entire video. But yeah this is fairly practical, you don’t have to carry around a bowl of rice and utensils if you wanna eat and like people were saying it’s great for sushi.

  25. I like the steady stream of videos being published

  26. GUISE don’t you think you could put fillings in the middle before you squish the two halves together and make like a sushi roll?? that’d be AWESOME!

  27. Hi guys! I looked closer to the instruction picture and I think that there’s not only rice in this machine… Maybe they put some filling in it? Like sushis? Wouldn’t it be awesome?

  28. It has such a phallic appearance that I can’t control my laughs!
    I might die of funnies if I saw a business man eating one of these.

  29. Fun but I would be too lazy to fill it. XP

  30. I just don’t see the practicality, but it does look fun!

  31. That looks like something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT…

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