June 13, 2015
I love it when we’re pleasantly surprised by WTF items. We’ve done lots of facial reconstructing products before, but I don’t really remember any of them doing anything, but this one here: I actually think it might work. Wouldn’t it? I don’t know how neck and face muscles work. Would strengthening your neck muscles doing anything for your face? From what I’ve read, you don’t lose fat in specific regions. Even if you do 100s of sit-ups, that won’t get rid of stomach fat. You have to lower your overall body fat. And getting rid of fat goes by a First-In-Last-Off basis as well, or something…? Saturday Night Wrist: if you’re in the comments and you’re reading this, I know you know your stuff about weightlifting. Let me know the science behind this!
So, I’m not sure if this thing gets rid of your face fat, but I can say that my neck felt the burn after doing this for a while, so that’s a good thing! There’s also the jaw exercise you can do instead, in which you don’t move your neck altogether but just your jaw, in kind of like a reverse-gum-chewing kind of deal, but I know that Martina couldn’t do that because her jaw dislocates a bit too easily. But, hey, that, too made my face sore.
I gotta figure out a challenge we can do with this. Like, a WTF obstacle course. Run here, do ten Hula Hoops of hell, then run here and do 20 neck sit-ups, and then run here and eat 20 Mountain Dew chips. First one to win gets…to stop doing this the soonest! Success!
Anyhow, I had a lot of fun with this product. I wonder how many Agent Carter viewers got the reference to Leviathan? Either way, if you want to try this thing out yourself, you can get it on Gmarket and start working out your neck and jaw immediately. FUN!
We’ve got an extra scene on our app as well, in which Martina tells stories about how bad her jaw is. It’s funny and sad at the same time, but more funny than sad. Check it out by getting our app on Android and iOS.