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Coffee Prince Round 2: Lost in the Woods

November 2, 2012

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Ok, so this was quite possibly our most bizarre WANK ever, and I think we’re going to give up on Coffee Prince from now on. Martina wants to give it one last go for us to film something Coffee Prince related, but I think we’re getting a clear sign from the universe telling us to stay the hell away from it. We tried filming it a while ago and ran into a jerk. We tried filming a different part of it yesterday and ran into a mountain. I don’t want to know what comes next. I just don’t like it!

To be fair, I could just be overblowing the fact that we took one bad turn and ended up somewhere completely different. That’s understandable. It’s not like this place is easy to find. You know, now that I think abut it, it’s not like many places in Korea are easy to find. Every time I try to explain to someone how to get somewhere, the directions are always rather abstract, unless it’s very close to a subway stop. Funny thing, too: we have the actual address of this coffee shop, and thought about taking a taxi there, but then we thought, Nah! Walking there will be a great adventure! Let’s show everyone what walking there is like. Famous last words, right there.

What we can say, though, is that we’re not upset about yesterday. We have the ability to appreciate truly ridiculous situations, and we thought it’s quite hilarious how this video about a coffee shop turned into a video about two whiny hipsters lost in the woods. Yes, we were whining, but we were laughing at ourselves doing it the whole time. We never really felt a sense of danger whatsoever. We just found it hilarious. Well, we did start worrying a bit when it started getting dark, because our eyesight is still crappy (this damn pink eye is taking FOREVER to clear up) and walking with camera gear on uneven steps in the woods isn’t the best for flimsy ankles. Again, that’s just more hipster whining. We laughed at ourselves the whole time.

Best part of the story came at the very end of it when we went to the cupcake shop. After we ate the cupcakes (don’t be fooled: I shared the cupcakes with Martina. I’m not a meanie!) we decided to buy one more for our friend. Turns out, though, that the cupcake shop owner recognized us and knows our videos. He gave us a free cupcake. MY LIFE’S WORK IS NOW FREAKING COMPLETE! FREE CUPCAKES! You Nasties make this job totally the best job in the world.

Side note: we’re talking as if we’re living a rockstar lifestyle for getting free cupcakes. Rockstars get free cars and stuff. I don’t want no damn cars, especially considering What Driving is Like in Korea. Seriously – I wouldn’t want a car even if you gave it to me. Good cupcakes, though, I will not turn down.

These cupcakes are awesome. If you’re ever in Buam-Dong check this place out. In fact, you should go to Buam-Dong, not for the Coffee Prince shop, but for these cupcakes. Seriously, they’re so freaking good! We’ve had lots of mediocre cupcakes here in Korea, but these cupcakes are so moist and dense and bloody delicious. We took their business card just to show you. GO, YOU TOURING KOREA NASTIES! CHECK OUT THEIR CUPCAKES! Tell them we sent you!

Cupcake Shop Business Card

Anyhow, it’s hard to say that we’ve got bloopers this week, because it seems like this entire freaking WANK was a blooper reel, but we do have some extra scenes that we cut out, just in case you didn’t have enough of our stumbling and whining. Check em out!

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  1. “For white people sacrifice.” Oh my GOD, you guise…You slay me.

    I’m so happy you made it home safely, man, what a HANK, indeed. Simon, imo, you should let Martina plan more WANKs. This was like watching that amazing Halloween episode of your favorite TV show, except better because…

    When all else fails.
    Super Junior saves the day.

    Guess they really are Supermen.

    Thanks for the amazing, hilarious WANK, you guise! I hope your pink eye goes away majorly soon!

    7 years ago
  2. I like how you guys kept calling it a forest. . . when there were houses on one side pretty much the entire time ;D I live in Northern California, and I’m surrounded by forest everyday, and if you can still see signs of civilization, it ain’t no forest, yo. Lol, city peoples are funny.

    7 years ago
  3. Kay, I lied, at certain points it’s a forest — but I stand by my assertion that you guys are funny city people!

    7 years ago
  4. When I saw the video was 15:00 long I knew the video was going to be good. The ‘tension’, for me wasn’t the Jaejoong monsters, but if you had brought enough camera batteries to record the complete wank.

    You guys need to start recording GPS tracks, to overlay on google maps, when you are out and about. Then we could fully understand why Simon got to eat all the cupcakes.

    http://goo.gl/maps/yldB7

    7 years ago
  5. OMG by far one of the best wanks ever!! I laughed sooooo hard! The fitness equipment at the top was really funny to see also! made me laugh a lot!!

    7 years ago
  6. omg cannot stop laughing !!

    7 years ago
  7. Ok this totally just made my Friday. :’) PS Martina I love your (Luhan) hat <3

    7 years ago
  8. whahhahahaha the new blair which project XD S&M you just made my day

    7 years ago
  9. Well if i see in the news a story about two canadians lost in the korean mountains i know who lol make sure u tell someone where you go so your bodies can be found ;)

    7 years ago
  10. That was hilarious! The part I like is were Simon is really mad at Martina in the cup cake cafe!

    7 years ago
  11. LOL no mercy <3

    7 years ago
  12. Taxi Driver: “…정말요?” *Martina Nods* *eek* “…2000원……”

    7 years ago
  13. omg best WANK ever!!!!!!!

    7 years ago
  14. I laughed really hard while watching. I know the place, but fortunately a friend that lives in that area took me there (then, another time I took my other friend… and so on…) So when you guys took a wrong turn I was like “No, no! Turn left! Left! And now you missed it…” xD

    7 years ago
  15. I love you guise. So much. From the time you entered the wilderness to the cupcake shop, I was laughing. You should just stick with city dwelling. Then wilderness clearly is not fond of you :P

    7 years ago
  16. hahahahahaha Jaejoong!!!

    7 years ago
  17. Mav

    Can’t stop laughing to “Yes, fantastic we are white people sacrifice”

    7 years ago
  18. I watched martina’s reaction to the cup cake shop being closed like 20 times lolololol

    7 years ago
  19. That was absolutely hilarious, there is no better place to get lost in, then in the woods. I actually really enjoyed this was-going-to-be-coffee-prince-WANK, and I really love how you laughed off the situation you are in, last time I got lost in the city with my sister she totally got annoyed at me for not knowing the way, I told her its nice to just walk and stumble on places you have never seen before but she totally didn’t even pay attention to what I was saying.

    7 years ago
  20. The Blair Kimchi Project. Haha this totally made my day :D

    7 years ago
  21. that was actually a really fun WANK, (p.s. i didn’t expect you to make it there, on account of the last time you tried to go to a Coffee Prince Cafe) *Ahem. on the flip side, i also enjoyed the random Jaejoongs and the mandus and the cupcakes XD those looked so delicious! Don’t worry, I’m awful with directions. with my luck. i would have been camping in the woods *cries to self under a tree.

    7 years ago
  22. This is so weird… I just watched the first “Coffee Prince” WANK two days ago!

    7 years ago
  23. It was the saddest WANK for me. I couldn’t laugh at all while you guise aimlessly wandered in the forest. If I ever get lost like that with my husband, I would be murdered by him in the forest. Simon is super nice he laughed the whole time.
    Please the coffee prince round 3 but this time make sure you have someone drive you (either taxi or your friends with a car). I didn’t know that place turned into a coffee house. I googled it and it looks sooo beautiful with great view of Seoul. You can prolly stop by at Bukak Skyway while you’re there.
    BTW thank you for introducing some hiking places in Seoul!!! It looks great for exercise with exercise equipment. And apprently the cupcake place is quite popular in Korea.

    7 years ago
  24. when i said i looked forward to getting lost with you in Your new town I didnt think ya really do it !! hahhaaa that was so funny.. I liked getting lost you guys !! DO IT AGAIN!!

    7 years ago
  25. That was the BEST WANK EVER!!! You two are simply the best people on the planet!!! I’m sorry you didn’t make it to your destination but It was so funny to watch!!!! <333333 NASTYYYYYYYYY!

    7 years ago
  26. Guise, this was one of the best WANKs ever :D

    It reminds of the old days when my dad used to take us in a random adventure, once when he took us to a park next to a volcano (No need to worry, the volcano has been unnactive since the times of dinosaurs -I’m exagerating here- and it is now just a volcano-shaped mountain) And while wondering around the place we found a restaurant that makes the freaking best meat I’ve ever eaten. And homemade brewed coffee with cinnamon. That coffee is heavenly!!

    I LOL’d with Simon’s little squeal when the guy suddenly appeared in front of you, haha, that sounded like he was legitamately scared.

    7 years ago
  27. Unplanned days are the best! This seriously is one of the best WANK ever XD

    7 years ago
  28. Best WANK ever. I actually did LOL. Love you guise. Texas Grandma.

    7 years ago
  29. OMG … I cried laughing because when I visited Korea I did the same thing (tried to visit another place) and got lost walking through Gangnam for about 3 hours at night. My boyfriend acted the exact same way as Simon did except his was more silent rage stewing. In the end I got him trashed with the other friend who was with us and that sort of made up for it.

    7 years ago
  30. I went there, hiking up the mountain during the summer isn’t such a good idea cus I was sweating my a** off. My friend took me to that stream in the forest (where u guys passed) and we had a picknick. It was awesome, but humid..

    7 years ago
  31. Thank you for making me laugh so much; this has to be the funniest WANK episode. XD Would it be possible to do a WANK episode on Jaejoong’s coffee shop, Coffee Cojjee?

    7 years ago
  32. Anneyong EYK 부모님! :D:D

    ‘Nah! Walking there will be a great adventure! Let’s show everyone what walking there is like. Famous last words, right there.’ Well at least you had eachother. It’s better when you don’t get lost alone :D

    ‘this damn pink eye is taking FOREVER to clear up’ T__T … (*゚ロ゚) I know! what about eating more carrots!… since they’re good for night vision maybe they’ll hasten your recovery! w(°o°)w

    ‘Turns out, though, that the cupcake shop owner recognized us and knows our videos. He gave us a free cupcake. MY LIFE’S WORK IS NOW FREAKING COMPLETE! FREE CUPCAKES!’ I bet that made your day that he praised your work by giving you a free cupcake. *___*

    ‘we’re talking as if we’re living a rockstar lifestyle for getting free cupcakes.’ I’m totally like that. …when it comes to receiving something for free (because I never win anything – . -‘) *but I don’t like burdensome things*

    ‘Tell them we sent you!’ I could imagine that cupcake shop overcrowded by Nasties!! XDD

    1:20 is that a Miss A inspired mustache? :D cuuutee > . < (love your cap Martina!! I think I remember seeing it in the Namsam Tower WANK is that right?)

    6:09 I just pictured a Red Riding Hood Martina XD

    6:43 'I threw the map in the river!" X''DD

    the moments when JaeJoong appears in that animal costume is hilarious X''DD

    9:30 oh Simon XDD

    Not only the cupcakes but THE SHOP looks so deliciously welcoming! *___* XDD I could picture this cupcake shop somewhere in the woods (like …in the woods where there's absolutely nobody and this cupcake shop appears out of nowhere and looks so warm and welcoming and the shop(including the furniture) is made out of soft cupcake dough and fruits and other delicious stuff and the owner of the shop is none other than……………… the witch from Hansel and Gretel! XDD (disguised as a handsome woman) …. sorry to spoil your cupcake experience; it just came to me XDD

    Thank you for the upload! :D ♥♥♥♥ *huggglless*

    7 years ago
  33. wohoo!!!!

    7 years ago
  34. I love how Simon is a 6”4 Dothraki man warrior and he is afraid while Martina is perfectly fine. xD

    7 years ago
  35. Best WANK ever you guys just keep coming with great stuff. I LOVE YOU

    7 years ago
  36. when hey go up the little pathway, i was thinking of spirited away
    lol

    7 years ago
  37. Please stop looking for coffee prince, who know what may happen next time o_O!!!!!!
    (it was still a funny wank XD)

    7 years ago
  38. Martina!! where’d you get your backpack? soo cute! ^_^

    7 years ago
  39. This week’s WANK had me rolling. Good job guise! You should totally get lost more often and in nature.

    7 years ago
  40. Omg I almost died laughing! To bad they never got to the coffee shop
    would have really loved seeing it, though the good thing is they found
    cupcakes…..which is now making me crave some…at 2:30 in the morning.

    7 years ago