March 27, 2015
Hey guise! We’re still in the Dominican Republic, but that doesn’t mean we’re not publishing videos. We planned in advance. Huzzah! Unfortunately, this week’s WTF video isn’t the best of videos, because the item kinda, umm, sucks, but at least it shows some Spudgy, and that’s awesome. Why? Because we haven’t seen our animals in almost two weeks, and we totally miss them. So publishing this video makes us feel warm inside :D
But, on to the video: WTF! This umbrella is so crappy! Whoa. I don’t remember being so disappointed in a WTF item in a long time, but this one sucks. We usually are like “hey, if you like this item buy it on Gmarket,” but this item sucked! Or maybe we didn’t use it right. I don’t know. All I know is that I’m wet and disappointed.
We had this item for a while. We purchased a couple of cool umbrellas and have been storing them until a bright, rainy day. And finally the day had come! And then, boo-urns, this thing doesn’t keep Spudgy dry and falls apart in one use! It’s also really restricting compared to a regular leash. You have to stand right beside your dog, and hover above it with the umbrella so that it’ll work. I don’t see how this would be different than, hey, just using a regular umbrella in the same way. Is it supposed to be better because the umbrella is closer to the dog, and because the dog can’t run away from the umbrella as they could otherwise? Who knows. It just doesn’t work. We usually put Spudgy in a rain jacket, and that works great. I’m also assuming that this thing didn’t factor in peeing on bushes, which was almost impossible for Spudgy with this thing on.
Also, Martina didn’t pick up Spudgy’s poop. I had to do it for her. HOW IRRESPONSIBLE OF HER! Hey, don’t get the wrong idea: we’re very diligent with picking up Spudgy turds, a lot moreso than most people in our area. That same bush area has lots of abandoned turds. One of them we saw that day was, I swear, the size of a human turd. Not sure how a dog curled one out that big. Might have been a really drunk guy that marked his territory for the other doggies to know. Or it might have been a direwolf. Not sure. The point is, I hope you didn’t get the wrong impression of Martina for running away from the Spudgynugget.