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WTF – Evil Cat Unicorn Horn

February 14, 2015

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You know, I wish I had a bit more foresight when I bought this evil cat unicorn horn in Japan. We were hanging out with Rachel and Jun one afternoon in Osaka, and we walked over to this giant mall that had a store in it that Rachel highly recommended for WTF items. We found a couple of gems that we have saved for future WTFs. I found one that Martina was totally not interested in getting: it was a thing you put in your fridge that yells at you if you keep your fridge open for too long. It’s brilliant! But she didn’t want it. Poop. I wouldn’t let her burst my bubble a second time when I saw the evil cat unicorn horn, though, so I bought it without asking her. BAM! I’m an adult! I can buy things! So when I showed it to her and ripped up the receipt, I realized that I should have been a bit more patient when she said “how will it stay on Meemers’ head if he doesn’t have ears?” Touche, Martina. Touche.

Otherwise, apart from using this thing for a video, I can’t think of a single useful purpose for putting it on your cat. Well, pictures as well. Instagram. Facebook. This is a product whose function is to be seen online. I can’t really see a situation in which someone buys the product, puts it on their cat at home, and thinks to themselves “yeah, that’s good,” and then leaves. Video and photo evidence is mandatory.

A couple of other things: HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! I hope you’re all doing something semi enjoyable. You might have noticed that this WTF was a bit short and that Martina wasn’t in it. Well, we both got whomped with Yellow Dust (and if you don’t know what it is, check our video in which we talk about Yellow Dust in Korea), and now we’re coughing and snotting up a storm. So Martina couldn’t do much on camera, but thankfully we have two co-stars, Spudgy and Meemers, who can carry on a show of their own. And now, back to bed for us! We’re gonna try to celebrate our Valentine’s Day tomorrow, hopefully, if we’re slightly better by then :D

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  1. I don’t really get the meaning of this product, but Spudgy looked really cute ;)

    4 years ago
  2. i found a WTF at walmarts the other day. fart scented bubbles

    5 years ago
  3. I want to buy this for my cat! ^^

    5 years ago
  4. lol “cats love it” haha

    5 years ago
  5. lol “cats love it”

    5 years ago
  6. I am pretty sure you guys just need to make a slow-mo collection of Spudgie clips.

    5 years ago
  7. Our dad once put a pair of sunglasses and a baseball cap on our boxer’s rear end so it looked like the tail nub was his nose. I’m sure we got blackmail, I mean evidence, I mean pics filled with memories somewhere. Never seen a horn for pets though.

    5 years ago
  8. LOL! I sent you the white one of these in a my fanmail package, which you opened up last May. It was hilarious when you put it on Spudgy during the live chat.

    5 years ago
  9. I just love the fact that when he shakes the horn of his head you slow it down so it looks like hes in some sort of pet herbal essences shampoo commercial.

    5 years ago
  10. That cat on the package looked like it wanted to kill…. I think Meemers started to as well…

    5 years ago
  11. I have the exact same one and a cat with pretty big ears, and it doesn’t stay either. The only way I found of it staying was placing it the other way around [ie, the bands around the throat, not ears], but that’s just mean. Anyway, most fun I had with it was showing the CATS LOVE IT to other people xD
    ps: they also make white ones for white kitties :) but then it’s not called an evil horn, just unicorn horn :)

    5 years ago
  12. I think my favourite part of the video is the thumbnail with the grumpy cat’s face and the caption ‘cats love it’. Yeah that cat totally looks like it’s having the blast of its life XD

    You are lucky to have such chill pets. If I ever tried this on my cat, we’d have to at least be three to pin him down, and one of us would probably lose a hand in the process. Kittie’s nice and friendly, but not really cooperative on certain matters^^

    5 years ago
  13. Man you are lucky Meemers is so relaxed. All the cats I had would’ve killed me if I tried something like that. It was already a battle to get a flea collar on them (which they would then remove in under 10 minutes no matter how tight it was) so yeah there would’ve been blood.

    5 years ago
    • Flea collars are bad for kitties! Their skin is too sensitive and they absorb the poison :( You should try other methods (flea talcum (for the house) and those medicines you apply to the back of their neck, for instance).

      5 years ago
  14. Started watching this with the human on this sad, sad Valentines Day (*sigh* Meemers Oppa, why must I be condemned to a life of long-distance love?) and boy, oh boy, am I ever grateful she fell over laughing in a heap at ‘Step 1, Inflate the Horn’.

    As she was wiping the tears from her eyes and staggering up from the floor (tsk, tsk, such a child) I was able to divert her from this video by knocking over a well-placed vase of flowers before she saw what you did with that horn. Because I, unlike my Meemers Oppa, have ears. Quite big ones. Big enough to hold an evil unicorn horn. And there was no way she was getting any ideas.

    And whilst I am quite interested in unleashing my evil side on the odd occasion (toy mice are mince meat in my paws – bwah ha ha), well, this I can do without. Unless it assists in opening a tuna can… does it puncture at all? Now that would be most useful. Indeed.

    5 years ago
  15. <3 Spudgy is too adorable with that horn. <3

    5 years ago
  16. I saw a cat unicorn horn on facebook a couple of days ago, and no joke, the first thought I had was “Omgerd Simon and Martina would totally have that on a video” annnnnd then you did. My spidey senses are tingling.

    5 years ago
  17. Hahahahahah omgsh! My dog would be so unimpressed if I put this on her :’)

    5 years ago
  18. Haha I totally bought that same thing from ThinkGeek.com this Christmas for my best friend and her cats. She was less than impressed, and the cats even more so lol. And her cats have ears, too. They’re just too sassy of a species I think. Spudgy saves the day again!

    5 years ago
  19. Meemers is just so damn fluffy that I wanna snuggle with him! >w<

    5 years ago
  20. Wow, how Fabulous! <..>

    5 years ago