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Japanese Inflatable Wild Swan

November 1, 2015

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Happy Halloween everyone! I hope you all had loads of fun. Yesterday we had fun at our cafe meeting a bunch of people for our pop up event . We were both in costume for the day and were giving out candy as well. We didn’t wear this thing for our costumes, though. It didn’t really fit in.

Ah. So, yup, that’s about all I can say for this blog post. I really don’t know how to talk about this product any more, apart from my great confusion at how it came to market. The Japanese Inflatable Wild Swan: I mean, really – we didn’t find this at some random shop. This was in Daiso, in lots of Daises, in fact, around Japan, and Daiso is pretty huge. I’m amazed that someone decided “you know what? This would be great to sell!” And not only that, someone actually came up with the idea as well. “Hey, why don’t we use dry ice to inflate swan necks and stick them on to people’s crotches. GREAT IDEA!” There was even a beta for this, I’m sure. And probably a Master-beta afterwards. GET IT?! MASTER BETA! HA! Ah. It was funnier when I said it out loud.

Ok, have fun with our bizarre video that we shamelessly shot in front of everyone, because – if you can’t tell by now – we don’t get embarrassed easily. Hopefully you won’t get embarrassed watching this around your family. Good night everyone!

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  1. Meg

    OMG This video just felt so dirty lol. It was amazing. It looked….MORE wrong on Martina than it did on Simon, am I the only one who thought that? AH IDK! Omg you guys are just so amazing to just go out in public and not even care haha. The force must be strong in you… that sentence looks wrong following this video -_-

    3 years ago
  2. Without a doubt the most questionable WTF ever. Thanks for making me laugh :)

    3 years ago
  3. After doing a search for “Japanese Swan Penis” I found a couple of links on the party toy, for ages 12 and up. I’m not sure the swan penis is appropriate for a kid’s party, or for an adult’s party for that matter, LOL.

    Translation of text on the box:

    Surprise!!
    Wild Swan

    Fuooo-!! (action word of the swan popping out after holding the wing)
    The swan’s head pops out!!

    With the “erect” swan, be the king of the party?!

    How to operate:
    After placing the swan on the pants, pull down with your hand on the head (grasping), then let go –

    Muku Muku – Boing!

    Make mostly of Nylon

    For people 12 and older.

    3 years ago
  4. I can’t … oh that is so wrong! Hahahahaaaaa.

    3 years ago
  5. Nice dance. No, no, not you, Simon & Martina (though the human did like your double entendre). I mean of course my Meemers Oppa, or should I say, my Meemers Danseur. That balancĂ©, then chassĂ© – all en pointe – has me meemerised. If you need a partner for your pas de chat, I am more than happy to pas de deus.

    P.S. – the human said to be careful, she heard a swan can break a man’s arm.

    3 years ago
  6. I genuinely have tickets to go see swan lake in two weeks time. Ruined. It will not compare.

    3 years ago
  7. What happened to Spudgy’s left eye?

    3 years ago
  8. Lovely pas de deux guys! Laughed soooooo hard at this.

    Great turn out! Graceful extensions on the arms! Very wow. XD

    3 years ago
  9. Oh man, this was great! So hilarious. I would have been so embarrassed to do this.
    But, I don’t know, Simon, this could have been a legit addition to your Netflix and chill costume, haha.

    3 years ago
  10. Im guessing this comes from a TV character Swanman, one of those crazy Japanese tv shows.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCuArDLWBlo

    3 years ago
  11. So. Until now, the condom-umbrella-hat was my favorite WTF ever, but this one takes the cake. Even better than the portable chair strapped to your bum. I don’t even have words for this. This… This was brilliant.

    3 years ago
  12. Brilliant funniest one in ages….. How did TOP get a grab of Simon snuggling up to his Life size cutout?

    3 years ago
  13. I work at Daiso, I have always wondered what those things look like and how they work. My curiosity has been fulfilled. lol, try the boob version next time.

    3 years ago
  14. What the……???

    Maybe it’s good for a drinking game punishment?

    3 years ago
  15. This is one of your funniest. I loved people totally ignoring you in the background. If I’d seen you I would have had to Ask WTF?!

    3 years ago
  16. *standing ovation and throws out flowers on stage* Bravo! Encore! Encore!

    3 years ago
  17. Wow that is actually a very…WTF…product. o_O

    Usually I’ve seen your wtf things before, but this one is certainly bizarre. Especially because it was sold at Daiso. What the hell, Japan?!

    I better search more carefully next time…

    3 years ago
  18. one of the best WTFs I’ve seen in a long time! :D i’m amazed you guys had the balls (swan balls) to dance around Hongdae with swan-d*cks on. hats off to you!

    3 years ago
    • Thank you, thank you. We’ve kinda stopped feeling embarrassed by doing things like this in public. Not even a twinge anymore :D

      3 years ago
  19. WOAH. That was…..epic. I mean WTF vids are the reason I started watching you guise…my first ever video was the ddung product one…..just woah though….woah.

    3 years ago