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Jeju Love Land

July 11, 2015

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And with this video, we have now WANK’ed at the most appropriate place we ever could WANK, Jeju Love Land. There you go. Mission accomplished. Nothing more we can do from now on. Move along now. We are complete.

Well, we shot this video back when we were on our Jeju and Busan road trip. It’s kinda the first thing we planned when we were brainstorming what we’d shoot in Jeju. First thing: LOVE LAND! Not that Love Land is ultra famous. But we have been asked to shoot a video there many times in the past, to the point that thinking of Jeju became synonymous with thinking about filming this place.

I will say, however, that even though we had fun filming Love Land, I wouldn’t really go there again. Once you’ve been there, it doesn’t have much replay value, you know? And it was fun for the first few statues, but afterwards the novelty wears off. The statues at the end of the exhibition don’t draw as much of a reaction. But I think that’s a good thing, and kinda serves its purpose. Korea doesn’t really have sex-ed in their schools. Porn is illegal as well. Sex is a lot more taboo here than it is, say, in Japan, or in Canada, or just about anywhere else we’ve spent a lot of time in. So I can understand the intended effect of Love Land to lift the feeling of taboo for newlyweds. Go there, see some sexy things in an open inviting environment, without the hushed shroud of taboo making you feel icky, right?

One of the most enjoyable parts of Love Land, though, wasn’t seeing the statues themselves, but watching people’s reactions to them. So much laughter and merriment. Lots of people running up to statues, touching them, then running away and covering their faces laughing. That was really the best part.

Anyhow, we’ve got loads of extra scenes as well, because we filmed a lot here. If we put it all in we’d have a very long WANK. HA! Check em out for some more mirth and merriment:

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  1. Finally got a chance to watch this and laughed my butt off. In Seattle, WA “eat a bag of dicks” has a totally different meaning and it’s something I do multiple times a month. I’ll have to add Love Land to my places to visit in Korea and make sure that I get plenty of pictures of a different bag of dicks. :-)

    3 years ago
  2. Martina~ You look absolutely gorgeous!! Simon~ Please shave off your beard *Puppy dog eyes* you look so youthful without it….quick question, I know it sounds weird but have you like, you know, swallowed some of Simon’s hair when making out? Sorry!! I had to…

    3 years ago
  3. Lol. :p I want to go there just to take lots of pictures XD Me and my friends would have a ridiculous amount of fun!

    3 years ago
  4. Firstly, laughed the whole way thru the video. Secondly, I’ve made a cock cake before myself. You can get cock and boob molds in the states as a novelty thing. Mom bought both from a magazine and I made the cock one up for a birthday of mine a long while back. I used pink icing for the flesh, a bit of chocolate sprinkles for the balls (they were apparently hairy), and drizzled a lil white icing at the tip (it had a happy ending).

    3 years ago
  5. I saw some pictures of this place in a Korea tourist guide book. They look strange, but it’s not offensive.

    Now I wonder if there’s going to be pics or a video of “Hello Kitty Island”…

    3 years ago
  6. You guys should’ve bought cocksicles and had a FAPFAP out there :)

    Also, I got cockbricked last night. FML

    3 years ago
  7. Don’t know why but after watching the first minute or so I had the irresistible idea of Google-mapping “Jeju Love Land” to check if you can actually see those big grass boobs with pink nipples from space.
    Guess what?
    You can.
    And what really is an ENORMOUS white penis shape. I’m so proud of humanity :’)

    3 years ago
  8. The only thing that came to mind with that green and pink statue was watermelon. If they were trying to evoke the emotion of watermelon, they succeeded.

    3 years ago
  9. That video was a bit hard to swallow, butt luckily it wasn’t too long.

    3 years ago
  10. ㅋㅋㅋ kinky Soozee! :P

    3 years ago
  11. I loved this one. I wished that Americans could be as comfortable about sexuality as many other countries are. We are just so HUNG UP (LOL…did you see what I did there?) on religion and all of its stringent demands that we are not allowed to be so comfortable with our sexuality. Sad…very sad. I can’t wait to share this on my facebook page to shock the hell out of my friends. You guys did a very TASTEFUL (LOL) and humorous presentation of this place. I would have never known such a place on Jeju Island ever existed otherwise. Thanks for sharing! Love & Peace

    3 years ago
  12. Though I expected it I still couldn’t help but giggle especially with all the jokes. I suppose though thst after seeing the same thing over and over again it could get boring by the end. This will be a visiting spot to get a good laugh!

    3 years ago
    • Thank you! I was worried that we wouldn’t be able to get more than two minutes of footage out of this, but we were able to go a lot longer it seemed :D

      3 years ago