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4Minute – Heart to Heart: Kpop Music Mondays

April 4, 2011


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This week we review 4Minute’s “Heart to Heart” for Kpop Music Monday and deal with quite possibly the stupidest boyfriend ever.

No, we don’t mean the guy from C.N. Blue. He’s not the idiot. He just plays one in this video. First off, WHO COULD EVER CHEAT ON 4MINUTE?! Ha! There’s Simon’s fanboying moment. Seriously though, we like the Amelie idea that they’re going for, but so many things are just wrong with how it was executed:

1) Couldn’t he feel the sandwich was rock hard before he picked it up? Where did those sandwiches even come from to begin with? How many people have perfectly made sandwiches lying around the house? Is this how rich people live?
2) Why would he shave in the middle of the afternoon for no reason? He’s clearly got no facial hair on him at all. And shaving at some random time fully clothed? I don’t know how other guys shave, but it’s usually before or after a shower, not after a failed snack attempt.

4Minute Heart to Heart Shave

Umm, did they just put Whipping Cream into his can of...WHIPPING CREAM?

3) Maybe this was just a weird continuity error, but why does the guy’s can of Shaving Foam say “Whipping Cream” on it? We were a bit confused by this. Looking at it later on, though, you see that both cans say “Shaving Foam” on them instead. Could be just a boo boo. But how do you put cream into a shaving foam can? Ever use one of those? There’s not like an easy thing to unscrew so you can just dump in some other stuff. But…we digress.
4) Doesn’t he notice the girls across the street from him when he’s looking under the hood of his car? They’re like…RIGHT THERE! If my car malfunctioned, and I saw a bunch of girls giggling at me across the street, especially with one of them HOLDING A TIRE IRON, I’d be a bit more suspicious. I’d like to know what they did to his engine with a tire iron, though…beat the hell out of it?
5) No more comment on him sitting on a box covered in fabric. Wouldn’t he notice that there’s something different in his room? We…we don’t know.
6) Who passes out into a vegetative state from seeing a spider drop down in front of them? I mean, that guy is pretty, sure – but his survival skills are horrendous. Whatever happened to throwing shoes at spiders? That’s how you handle them!

4minute Heart to Heart Photoshopped

Damning evidence that Simon is a gangsta who stoleded the Mona Lisa

7) If a sexy police officer lady walked up to you in a uniform clearly bought from a naughty Halloween shop, and she showed you handcuffs, wouldn’t you think that this is a bachelor party for someone, NOT that she’s a real police officer, and that this was not really something to worry about. Come on! And she’s arresting him for bad photoshopping? Since when is that a crime? If it is enough evidence to get you arrested, you should know that we’re risking jail time here by posting Simon with money and guns and stolen art. If you don’t hear from us in a while, we’ll put up a video of where you can help us cover the bail money. Also, what exactly is he doing in the picture? Climbing a building? We…we’re confused.

But that didn’t stop us from laughing more than we’ve laughed at a video in a long time. We could have just been laughing for the wrong reasons: the guy from CN Blue was a complete toolbag, and his girlfriend is better off leaving him.

Also, we are a bit disappointed with the song. It’s a good song, don’t get us wrong, but it’s not like their other stuff, not the comeback we’ve been waiting for. We mention in the video how “I My Me Mine” was Simon’s favorite kpop song of 2010. It was intense. It had so much energy and just blew us away. “Heart to Heart,” though, just doesn’t seem befitting 4Minute. Maybe it would be better for Sistar? Who knows. We just hope we can hear more bombastic shazaaming songs from 4Minute in the future.

Anyhow, that’s it for now. WHY OH WHY DIDN’T YOU REQUEST “ITAEWON FREEDOM”?!?! That’s the best video we’ve seen all year. It’s not very Kpop-ish, sure, and it’s not really big in Korea now compared to the other big songs…but it’s got the best video we’ve ever seen. TVXQ’s “Before You Go” wasn’t even half as good as this one! Ahh! It probably won’t get voted in, though. Also, JB and Annie from [닉쑤] Enjoy Your Happy Life~* are awesome for so diligently translating all of our videos into Korean. Huzzah!

Also, 4Minute’s new album isn’t out yet, but you can Pre-order the album here. And finally, we’ve received lots of questions and comments about Simon’s T-Shirts (because, let’s face it, they’re awesome). And so we’ll be linking them here. You can find Simon’s shirts over at Threadless.com, or you can get the specific shirt by clicking on ET below :D

Simon's T-Shirt



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  1. Glad Shinee won in the showdown. Those pants Onew was wearing in the video y'all chose NEED TO DIE! Nevermind Key's outfit…

    9 years ago
  2. 2NE1 hands down. FURY!!

    9 years ago
  3. i prefer the pranks. I don't want to have murder in my conscience.

    9 years ago
    2NE1 xD

    9 years ago
  5. 2NE1!

    FIRE MURDER for the win lmao

    Also, I just looked up Itaewon Freedom – SO EPIC.

    Love you guys! <3

    9 years ago
  6. noooo! I wanted CN Blue today :( its ok…thts gotta be next time!! *vengeful 4minute face*
    omg Martina your hairstyle in this video is so cute :D and Simon, is that E.T. phoning home on your shirt? xD
    I actually like the 4MINUTE song, but i dont really like the video xD im happy more members got more lines, but it didnt have the HUH or I My Me Mine feel to it…but they're coming out darker for their full album so cant wait for that :D
    aand for the vote, mine goes to 2NE1
    because seriously…how EPIC was their revenge xD 4MINUTE played with child pranks and all but 2NE1 made A FRICKIN CAR CRASH INTO FIRE AND CAR PARTS AND AWESOMENESS!! and it did not look CGIed like some other things…>.> *cough*greekparthenon*cough*
    sorry for the caps…hardcore YG fan over here xD

    love Eat Your Kimchi :)

    9 years ago
  7. I'm going to go 4 minute for the better revenge….Constant light-hearted pranks are much better for the soul. 2n1's was dark and needy (in very stark contrast to the lyrics which seem to be very much "Screw you, jerk! I'm going to make you pay by finding someone better." That would be a fun video). Not cool to destroy yourself for revenge.

    9 years ago
  8. This video was hilarious. Martina your expressions were priceless.
    Loved it!

    (HELLO KITTY earrings!)

    9 years ago
  9. 2NE1's fire murder, but i dont really think she was trying to do that though….

    9 years ago
  10. My favorite line- "This isn't my couch at all! Inconceivable!"

    Best revenge: I would've gone with 2ne1, but that was fire murder-SUICIDE! What's the point of getting revenge if you can't gloat afterwards?! So I vote for 4minute's pranks, since they survived to laugh at him afterwards.

    9 years ago
  11. ummm if my boyfriend just randomly dumped me on a date an then immediately started going out with another girl, i'd be ANGRY!!!!!
    plus 2ne1 is awesome and no one in their right mind would dump CL. soooo GO FIREBALL!!!!!

    9 years ago
  12. amy


    9 years ago
  13. although 4minute was really adorable w their method of revenge.. i choose
    2ne1 is bringing the girls back on the block.

    9 years ago
  14. Vote for Music Monday: ITAEWON FREEDOM I fell out laughing over this video. Thank you for pointing me in that direction.

    Can I not vote for either revenge videos. 4 Minute was just childish pranks, were 2NE1 she died in it, what kind of revenge is that. That is just murder/suicide. Maybe if the two of them were to have babies they would be stupied babies also. hmmm we are thining the gene pool around here.

    9 years ago
  15. 2NE1!!! Whoever mess up with CL should BURN IN HOT FIRE! ): BTW, my first language is not English, so forgive me if I write something wrong… Or you can give me English classes too :D

    9 years ago
  16. DMD

    Fire murder: Because he wasn't just a cheating asshole, he also beat her. And those men deserve it.

    9 years ago
  17. 2ne1. That guy deserved it, alright. XD

    9 years ago
  18. 2NE1: FIRE MURDEERRRR!!! I don't know…maybe it's because i'm a little sadistic. lol. XD

    9 years ago
  19. 2NE1 definitely. Let them burrrrrrrrrrn >:) Pranks is only to get on his nerves. but to make him pay…… fire… I got that fire fire XD

    9 years ago
  20. i vote for FIRE MURDER! 2NE1 is the way to go for ultimate badass revenge. Haha.

    (Though 4Minute-style revenge was hilarious. Lol.)

    This video was hilarious btw hahaha. I got all my friends into you guys too!

    9 years ago
  21. and my vote goes to….2NE1 and the FIRE MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
    that's what happens if you brake up with korean girls!!!…you're dead!!!!!mihihihihh!!!!

    9 years ago
  22. Um Yes 2NE1 totally ripped that up! Revenge is SWEET!!! Exspecially when there are fire works involved!

    9 years ago