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Kpop Music Monday: the 100th Episode Special!

September 4, 2012


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Hello all you Nasties!

This here, today, is our 100th Kpop Music Monday! Thanks to a all of you for sticking with us for so long, and for not booing us off stage (or the internet). For our special, we’ve got some things we want to do, which we’ll mention at the end of this post. For now, though, let’s start with our review G Dragon’s “One of a Kind.” If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out here:

So, as for the video itself, let’s begin with a disclaimer: there’s far too much for us to talk about in this video. There are tons of different approaches to take, tons of different talking points. We could have talked about the symbolism the entire time, but our video’s already 10 minutes long, and we kinda want to keep these videos no ridiculously long. Then we could have talked about G Dragon’s weird hair, which – it seems – a lot of people don’t like, from the comments we’ve read at least.

One of the things we don’t really get to talk about for Kpop Music Mondays, though, is how much we disagree about songs sometimes. We really disagreed about this song and video, but talking about it thoroughly in video would take too long. That’s what this site’s for, yay! Unadulterated rambling!

OK, so here’s the deal: the imagery of G Dragon hanging with his crew and looking hard – we’re not sure how we feel about that. Well, Martina feels no way about it, but I get the hibbly jibblies watching it. I don’t know why. I can’t fully put my finger on it. I think it’s because, to me, to look hard with your crew is something that suggests street cred, which – yes I know I myself don’t have any – but I don’t think GD has any, either. Am I wrong here? Maybe he’s a lot more gangsta than he lets on. I could be wrong, but I don’t think he is gangsta or hood in any way, and so this screams of insincerity to me, and it makes me feel icky. Sure: maybe GD is just acting here, like he is when he’s playing tennis. I don’t think he’s sincerely trying to say he’s a tennis player, so why should I think he’s sincerely trying to be gangsta? I don’t know guise; I don’t know. Help me through this! Am I misunderstanding something here? Martina sure thinks so, but we can’t put the words to it properly.

Anyhow, if you like the song more than Simon does (it’s alright, not not GD’s best stuff), you can pick it up via iTunes, though, that’s only a music video link. Can’t find the link to the song itself. Hrrm.

OK! That’s it for now. I feel like we can’t have all too serious a talk here about the video (sorry for people looking for a more protracted discussion) because we’re just happy to have reached what is, to us, a pretty big milestone!

So, for starters, here’s our special Music Monday video. It’s pretty much a compilation of our favourite Music Monday jokes ever, the jokes we keep on using over and over again. If you’re new to Kpop Music Monday, then this will serve as a primer to our lame humour. If you’ve been around for a while, hopefully this will give you a few chuckles.

BE WARNED, THOUGH: this is over 18 minutes long! So, you’re gonna need to have some free time on your hands to get through it all:

Ha! We couldn’t help but squeak out a few awkward laughs out loud in the coffee shop as we were editing this. Seriously, guise: our skits are so incredibly lame, and we can’t help but laugh, not because they’re funny, BUT BECAUSE THEY’RE SO LAME.

Anyhow, we want to thank you for watching our videos and for letting us continue to do this. So, we’d like to give away some Eat Your Kimchi shirts to you awesome people. Yes, it’s not a Kpop CD, but we didn’t know what CDs to pick. GD? That’s just this episode: what about the 99 others? Know what I mean? We’ll do other Kpop CD giveaways later, for sure, as we always do.

So, we’re giving away an Eat Your Kimchi shirt, a Bilasa shirt, a Batoost shirt, and a Spudgy shirt. If you want any one of these, here’s what you gotta do to win!

To Our YouTube Subscribers:
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2) Either in the comments to this post or our YouTube video, tell us your favourite Kpop Music Monday moment. It could be one of the many listed here, or another we left out.
3) If you chose to leave your answer in the comments here, leave your YouTube username in the comment as well, so we can make sure you’re subscribed :D

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We’ll pick four winners and announce them in the bloopers to next week’s Kpop Music Monday!

And, lastly, we’ve got bloopers from today’s video as well, in case you’re in the mood for more silliness. HELLO!



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  1. i love the shinee lucifer moment when you guys said: “grasshopper!! yes sensei!!” xDD funny shit!!

    8 years ago
  2. My favorite moment <3 when Simon was wearing the wig and yelled (?) "SOY UN DORITO" while holding the Dorito haha I loved it. <3 ever since then, every time I hear "Shinee's Sherlock" its just not the same, I start laughing like crazy!!! My mom even asked me if I was okay xD haha she watched it with me after I told her how Funny it was =)
    Now she understands haha

    8 years ago
  3. YT user: erianiita

    Congrats guise! Congrats spudgy for dancing at the end of the KMM :D!!
    well..;A; there are many KMM Moments that i loved! but if i had to pick one…is JYJ – Ayy Girl sexy window EVER!! x’D

    8 years ago
  4. :3 Congrats on reaching your 100th KMM video!
    I haven’t been a fan of you guys for a very long time (prolly like 2 months at max?) but since I discovered you guys, I’ve watched almost all of your videos. Proud of what you two have accomplished! Keep it up! ^_^
    Anyway, my favorite KMM moment? Has to be the very first video I watched of yours, your review on 2NE1’s I Love You MV. “Bull-O-Jerky Everyday!” <—-Had an insane giggle fest because of this. That part also showed me that I'm not the only one who hears these crazy lyrics in KPop songs. (Super Junior's "Sorry, Sorry" is forever ruined because of that!) So keep up the great work! I'm always looking forward to your next video! (^_^)/ Fighting!
    Oh, and YouTube user name is TaebinSe7en (Cuz I'm a dork…with no shame though!) U_U
    *Oh! And I always fangirl (which I don't do often, I swear!) when Simon calls himself a Dothraki man warrior. Forever a Game of Thrones fan! It is known! XD*

    8 years ago
  5. My favourite scene was literally Hyuna’s bubble pop music monday when Martina warned us at how Simon was really gonna ruin our image of Bubble pop and then I ACTUALLY did start shivering and flinching at every single thrust and burst of movement and grunts that Simon was doing while gasping at horror while watching it ;_; IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH SIMON!!! And ofcourse, also it was the birth of our fanclub name NASTIES!!!!! :D WE OWE HYUNA ALOT FOR THIS Hahaha!

    Youtube: Bagal92
    Facebook: Yazan Al-Sanad

    8 years ago
  6. Nothing, nothing can compare to Shower song from B.A.P ‘Power’ review (I have that on my mp3 player, it was my ringtone for a while :D)
    (Youtube: Chemilija)

    8 years ago
  7. http://hallyuguru.wordpress.com/2012/08/25/g-dragon-is-one-of-a-kind-in-k-pop-indeed/ << I found this review on GD's one of a kind and thought that you might find it an interesting read :)

    anyways~ I am so proud of how far you guys have come! started watching your videos about 2 years ago now and I've enjoyed watching all of them since x) hope you guys keep making these videos for us and I hope I get to meet you guys one day too xD wish you all the best for the future and hope you get to interview more korean artists as well!! Happy 100th K-pop music monday episode!! EatYourKimchi forever!!! <3 x)

    8 years ago
  8. Youtube: fatjuicy

    lol, my absolute fave moment was when you guys reviewed Psy’s “Gangnam Style”

    and Simon was recreating the dance in several public locations, one being in an elevator.
    LOL! I could not stop laughing and the look on that other dude’s face, you know, the one standing over Simon while hip thrusting, was awesome.
    Props to you for even doing any of that in the first place.

    Congratz on your 100th episode!

    8 years ago
  9. Yes! more makeup tutorials for all your different eye makeups! I really liked your purple eyes!

    8 years ago
  10. So…I was gonna ask where the clip from Face Arousal Raunchy Thrusting was, and then I realized it’s from your guys’ 2010 Top Ten Kpop dances video… ><
    That was actually the first video I watched by you, and it was also the first video I ever watched that had anything to do with Kpop what-so-ever. So, thanks guys. Thanks for brainwashing me.
    Anyways, ever since then I've been watching all your guys' videos and every time I do I'm so glad that my friends made me watch that first video back in 2010 because you. guys. are. AWESOME!!!
    And you've been making me laugh ever since. So, I really wanted to thank you both for doing what you do and being so dedicated to Kpop and your fans (OOOOOH we're so nasty!) XDD

    As for my favorite Kpop Music Monday moment… (well, aside from the ones that have already been mentioned), it would probably have to be Mr. Pedo Bear from Teen Top's Supa Luv. I just remember watching that video and laughing at the entire thing, (that video was and is one of your most hilarious, in my opinion), but that bit about Mr. P using his Korean boy dispenser still makes me lol. (and I also lol'd when Mr. P became Pedo Bear while he was in the shower XDDD)

    My Youtube user name is: thatssumgoodcurry

    8 years ago
  11. What? I have to pick only one Kpop Music Monday moment? That is impossible! You guys have been with me every week since I discovered your site two years ago (wish it was earlier :D)
    I’ve been including your funny vocabulary and adaptations of Kpop videos in my normal life and my friends now do not freak out when I loose something and start singing ‘I lost my XXXX, Ripito Fipito Sipi Slow Motion!, or ‘Soy un Dorito!’ or ‘Bunnies are Puffy!’ etc. Now I moved back to another country so I’ll have to recruit more Nasties here! UHHH U SO NASTY!!
    Also, I specially loved the ‘How to dance Kpop’ videos edition, I always end up trying to copy the steps in my room while not breaking anything in the process ;) (Super Junior’s Sorry, sorry was epic lol)
    Martina: I also find Turtlenecks annoying so when I saw your moment back in Canada destroying some tshirts I laughed so hard.
    So, yeah, THANK YOU for everything you have been doing these past years (Spudgy too!Love him! and Meemers too! soo cute ^o^) and wish you all of the same happiness you have brought to your fans. I will surely remember you when I’m an ajumma! Lets live Eat Your Kimchi Style forever!
    Youtube user: lcastrib

    8 years ago
  12. “Give me the biggest Banstamp available dipped in the freshest blood of 15 virgin bunnies” – this was the most funnies moment in all the Music Monday episodes for me (Even though it was the 1 year anniversary, it still counts as Music Monday, right? :D). I laughed so hard!!! I think I rewatched that “Ministry of Banishment” episode for 3 times!

    (youtube account: arta21)

    8 years ago
  13. Aww you guys should’ve done a K-pop review of both That XX and One of a Kind here.
    Not fair…another GDragon review by next week…LOL well its alright. Bad timing of MV releases xD

    This review was pretty good though. Interested to see what you guys are gonna have to say about That XX :-)

    8 years ago
  14. i think the most memorable moment from KKM is when you guise reviewed BIG BANG’s ‘monster’ in Canada and Simon was seen running out of a garage (pretending to be T.O.P.)……a ball was thrown at his face and he had a neutral face on…that was so jokes…i busted out laughing so hard that my parents thought i was crazy….they dont get you guise….lol

    funniest thing ever!! love you guise!
    youtube account: teddy2965

    8 years ago
  15. one of my favorite moments on kpop mondays was when you did the skit for Tick Tack where simon and martina were pretending to be members of Ukiss and martina asked simon to make some peanut butter and then he crushed it. I think it’s so funny!


    8 years ago
  16. Ooh favorite kpop music monday moment. that’s a toughie. I’m a relative newbie (like since January) but I definitely loved the cologne moment in Monster. Hilarious. but I have to agree with like everyone that “AAAAAHHH lost my paaaants” is great and frequently sung by my little brother around the house. Pantless: minus five to diplomacy and he would say. Basically to choose a favorite is impossible and for all I know my new favorite will be in your next video. Keep up the good work! :)
    (username: LepantoGirl)

    8 years ago
  17. Martina’s makeup looks great! I always try to make mine look like that but it never works. Wish I knew her secret

    8 years ago
  18. They’ve posted it on here.

    8 years ago
  19. i vote for GD!!

    8 years ago
  20. My favourite Music Monday moment was with the B1A4 “OK”, when Simon started to call them “Bilasa”. Me and my friends can’t even remember their real group name sometimes, but when we say Bilasa – we all know who are we talking about :D
    The same with Junsu’s “Intoxication” – “kiss me and touch me, rub my bananas” :D

    Thank you EatYourKimchi for so many inside jokes. You guise are soooo naaaastyyyyyy!


    8 years ago
  21. Hahaha!!! I actually found that pretty funny too, since I always joke about Big Bang endorsing Samsung when they always use Apple in their daily lives….hmmmm….. :p

    8 years ago
  22. Simon your version of GD’s AY YO! sounds like Joe Pesci to me. To which now when my cat misbehaves I yell at her AY YO! Quit scratching the couch! in that same tone of voice you use…so hence I sound like Joe Pesci (O_O)

    8 years ago
  23. My favorite scenes were in MBLAQ’s Cry KMM, you did the segment about raising money so that Kpop stars could get umbrellas to prevent themselves from having things like wet socks. But my favorite favorite thing was Simon’s underwater photo shoot. I loved how he complained about the little things that could happen, and it totally sounded like a me type thing to do. That was my very first introduction to EatYourKimchi. I saw the icon of Simon every time I looked up MBLAQ and I’m so glad my sister made me click on it. Now, whenever I think of EatYourKimchi the first thing my mind pictures is that image of Simon, in his loneliness bedsheet, wearing nose plugs. XD

    Youtube: AjunebuggybugK

    8 years ago
  24. (youtube username: TheKazenoSuna)

    My favourite kpop moment was in B1A4’s “Baby I’m Sorry” review when Martina killed the crazy stalker fangirl with a baguette XD (Simon’s English review made the episode even better XD)

    8 years ago
  25. My fav KMM moment? First thing that comes to my mind is: “They fly so high, they touch the sky and punch the harmless eagle in the eye” – EPIC! And also – I know it can’t be described as “moment” – I love all the random characters like Mordney, Brohoho, Dr Whatsherfrigginname, time for kisses girl and others :D And how you notice all these little things: Max’s mysterious box, a fridge full of pickles and so on.
    And lastly- what I guess I like the most is the fact that after these two years you guise still present your honest opinion instead of saying what blindli-in-love fans want you to say. Keep it that way!

    youtube username: Agatapaszcza

    8 years ago
  26. 100TH EPISODE HAPPY DANCE~~~~~~!!!

    Wow….it does NOT feel like 100 weeks of Music Mondays! (well….probably 98…or 97…since you missed some for important reasons lol)

    But! Out of all of the ups…downs…lame-ness and such…

    The most unforgettable Music Monday had to be the DBSK Keep your head down week. It was full of laughs, tears, and anger throughout the entire 6 minutes and 36 seconds.


    ……yet so lame LOL

    oh! youtube ID is: littlespazz1914


    8 years ago
  27. I have to say one of my favorite K-pop Music Monday moments would be when you guys are saying “BROHOHO” . I always laugh every time you guys mention that word! :P …and it’s still hilarious until now. One of my favorites also would be Batoost and Bilasa :) Every time I see them on the internet or watch their videos, I always say those words (Bilasa & Batoost).It’s like it’s always automatic that I will say it every time I see them :) Haha

    HAPPY 100th KPOP MUSIC MONDAY EPISODE! Looking forward for more videos!!

    utube username: puccaem

    8 years ago
  28. somehow this music monday seems ‘deep’ with all analyzing attempt

    and I prefer GD-one of a kind!

    8 years ago
  29. Although you guise have had so many memorable moments, which will go down in KMM and K-pop history, one of my all times favourites was during your 1 Year Anniversary for KMM, when you were talking about Itaewon Freedom (DUNUN DUN DUN ITAEWON) and wondering how people will someday make fun of our culture.
    “I am apologetic, I am apologetic, I am apologetic”, “There is a glass panel device between me and the female robot that I desire. I will now commence to lower that glass pane device”, and the best of all time: “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” “Oh no, he is infected by the Kanye Virus”
    Never ever gets old. Congratulations on 100 episodes, and here’s to hundreds more!
    Youtube username: boredandmakinvideos

    8 years ago
  30. my favorite moment was the create your own kpop music video skit.i would so buy that is it was real. simons tranformation into seungri’s girl is a bonus.
    youtube name: littlelynn19

    8 years ago
  31. my favourite EYK moment is when spudgy is angry towards zelo and ricky for copying his blue fur.

    8 years ago
  32. YT User: CerberaLM

    My top three MM videos.

    #3 FT Island – Hello Hello
    It was the second MM video I watched and it was a home run. Plus I got to see Flaxton Street jump the shark.

    #2 Psy – Gangnam Style
    Eat Your Kimchi Style best EYK song ever.

    #1 MM video is U-Kiss – Believe
    The Captain Spudgy’s Kpop Video Crisis game was LOL so it beats Eat Your Kimchi Style by half-a-Spudgy nose.

    I’ll be watching the next 100 MM videos.

    8 years ago
  33. i want a t-shirt!!!

    my favorite kmm moment has got to be the swan dance from Girl’s Generation “be my baby” and the fact that you kept doing it again and again in other videos, and wanks and stuff. it’s just the most hilarious thing to me. also, i’d never heard the song when you guys reviewed it and i grew to love it so much and now it’s definitely one of my favorites ^_^

    although… does my favorite moment have to be one of the ones you showed in the video above? because if so, i think your gangnam style parody is hands down the winner. plus, you included all your past inside jokes in the lyrics, which was pretty awesome.

    oh and i also want to say congratulations on the 100th episode. i think kmm are definitely your best videos and what you guys are famous for. i’ve only been following you for about a year, but i actually went back through your archives to watch all the past kmms… you guys are THAT funny. so well done *clapclap* actually, i just recently got to the very first ones, and i almost choked when Martina was doing the video battle at the end and saying some thing like “120 people voted for vid no.1 and 140 people for vid no.2. wow, thanks guise!” and i was like “wait… she’s excited about 300-ish people voting?!?” *neverending laughter* Still. i think it’s awesome you guys have evolved so much. don’t you?
    As for the GD kmm though, guise… it was not your best… why so short???
    oh, but i agree with the “wild and young bit”… actually, i couldn’t hear he was saying that at all at first, i thought he was saying something in korean… fail T_T
    PS: my youtube name is the same as this.

    PPS: i’m sad you guys didn’t talk about GD making-out with the giant Barbie…

    PPPS: Martina, your make-up and hair-styling is the hottest yet in this video ^_-

    8 years ago
  34. My favorite moment was when Spudgy raged because of Zelo and Ricky’s blue hair. Spudgy being cute is a bonus. Oh, and also Junsu’s fridge full of pickles! :D-PwNdPiEP.S: I love KMM!!

    8 years ago
  35. My favorite kpop music monday moment has to be the “BUNNIES. ARE. PUFFY”, mostly because I’m a die hard B.A.P fangirl and when I heard that the first time, my bum was on the floor.
    Get it? Because I..y’know..laughed my ass off…*ehem*

    ANYHOW I just thought that was pretty genius, considering the masked bunny is their mascot and all.
    Also just because I have to say it, my other favorite moment was when Simon lost his pants in super slow (exo) motion. I mean come on. I wish I could lose my pants in super slow motion, that would be SO COOL.

    My youtube username is TheCupcakeLuver

    8 years ago
  36. favaroite EYK moment is simions ohh you so nasty! BUBBLE POP dance! lol hillarious and way better then the original! >.< lol not really but it was a funny moment tht i cnt forget (youtube username: maymilove

    8 years ago
  37. Mordney present….LOL!!!

    8 years ago
  38. youtube account: MarakuAnGeL
    Favorite KMM : When you guys always supporting JYJ in your videos, thats really so cool of you.
    as you said: “JYJ is f**king blocked in Korea”
    I’m glad you care… thank you simon and martina.

    8 years ago
  39. I’m going to post here because it’s not totally clear whether we’re supposed to leave our answers under the 100th episode or the 100th episode special (though, logically, I’m guessing it would be the 100th episode… anyway).

    Where to start? You do realise you’ve set an impossible task this time, don’t you? I could easily say your little kitten’s reactions (particularly when it wandered across in this video), or the Mordney Present vampire or the Ministry of Banishment for practically ever song that Junsu did, or the spoof versions of the songs you do (Eat Your Kimchi style was brilliant). Max Time! had me laughing for hours (I showed that to my friends), but the Music Mondays I love most are the ones where you’ve done B.A.P.’s songs, and I have to say… I think the Music Monday moment that just pips all the others is the Power episode when Simon was dubbing over Martina because she lost her voice (and the Shower song). I don’t know how many times I re-watched it; it was just genius. I showed it to some not-into-K-pop friends when they came over to visit me in Belgium and they ended up insisting that we watch all the Music Mondays thus far and some of the songs so that they could understand all the in-jokes (I was supposed to be taking them around Brussels that afternoon). One of them commented she really wished somebody would do what you’re doing for Western pop music.

    Sorry… that was kinda long….

    I would also like to say that I have never been able to view a packet of Doritos in the same light after that SHINee episode.

    And before I forget: youtube name = soullessgingerninja

    Thank you for the wonderful videos! Helped me settle in to what could otherwise have been a terrifying ex-pat year for somebody just out of school. You two are awesome.

    And I vote for TVXQ in balloons. There’s nothing that beats those animal costumes XD

    8 years ago
    • Edit: I just remembered something else. I can’t remember who you were reviewing, but it was when a couple of different artists had used the same brick-walled room as the one U-KISS had filmed part of one of their music videos in, and the deeply-meaningful message of this particular Music Monday video was (quoting Martina), “U-KISS WANT THEIR ROOM BACK!” It makes me choke with laughter every time I think about it. Which is quite a lot.

      8 years ago
  40. Oh, and my youtube is [email protected]

    8 years ago