

July 9, 2012
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Are you ready to freaking Bingo till your pants explode off of your sexy bodies, YOU NASTIES YOU?!?! It’s a special interactive Music Monday Bingo edition!
If you’re not ready to Bingo yet, then head over to download and Make Yourself Ready to Bingo on this Page Here. Then, watch Super Junior’s “Sexy, Free, & Single.” It’s awesome, we LOVE IT!
Ok, so this is quite possibly our most bizarre Music Monday ever. We felt really hindered with Super Junior and SM videos lately, since they’re so often so freaking similar. Dress weird and dance in weird boxes. THAT’S IT. We were a bit excited to see the (kinda) city like landscape behind them, since usually Suju is usually in a low ceilings style room, but as the video progressed we lost our excitement as no one interacted with it. Seriously, you can take the audio track from A-Cha and put it over the video for Sexy, Free, & Single, and a first time viewer wouldn’t know the difference. There’s never any relevance to the song. It’s a modelling shoot, but I suppose some people would argue it’s a dance/model shoot, and the purpose of these videos are actually to show off their dancing. We agree with that idea partially, but because we have seen so many other bands pull off both dancing and a more interesting music video (for example, MBLAQ in “Cry”, SHINee in “Clue + Note”, or Infinite’s “Nothing Over” just to name few) it’s hard to swallow that excuse. WAIT A SECOND!!! Even Suju had a great dance + mini-plot video when they did “It’s You” (너라고). We personally think Suju might just be too busy to actually have the time set aside to make a video with a plot. Seriously, the guys are all in dramas, hosting variety shows, and more, so when would they all have the time for a long video like that?
BUT YOU’VE HEARD US SAY THIS TIME AND TIME AGAIN. So, we figured, instead of boring you with our usual complaints, we’d just take random stuff from the videos as our springboard and go with it. I hate SM’s unblock able ads. They suck donkey balls and are so annoying. Nothing would make me happier than to choke one out. LET’S SEE YOU POP UP NOW, EVERYSING!!! GET UP AND FIGHT BACK! *Everysing sues Simon and Martina for libel* Oh…well, now ain’t we screwed…good thing we didn’t use it in our video!!! Buuwahahahah!
Anyhow, I really hope our having fun with the video doesn’t get in the way of us expressing to you fully how much we like this song. It’s a really good song! This is two weeks in a row that we’ve raved about the awesomeness of SM songs. Really, the Good-Time part right before the Sexy, Free, & Single chorus is SOOOOO GOOD! The harmony there is totally kick you in your face awesome. We can’t stop listening to it and Martina can’t stop dance-humping around the house and rubbing her hands together like she’s covered in white school glue and she’s trying to burn it off. So did you guise all fall in love with this song like we did, or did it have to grow on you like A-Cha and Mr.Simple did for us last year?
If you did like the song as much as we did, then make sure you pick it up on iTunes and YesAsia. If you’d rather not buy the music, but watch us sing and dance to it instead, well, that’s what these bloopers here are for!
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I’m no ELF but I do think the song is quite interesting but I have a question; who is the one singing at exactly 2:00?
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That’s Kangin, he just came back from his military duties.
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That’s Kangin! He’s been in the military for the past two years–this is his comeback album. The last music video he was in was “Sorry Sorry.”
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It’s Kangin. I’m not an ELF but I do like some of their songs and kyuhyun.
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kangin
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no bingo for me today T___T (still agree with your interpretation of the meaning of this word in the song though, haha)
when Simon said 5 out of 5 for the English of the song, my reaction was “no way!” and then he started laughing hysterically…definitely my favourite part of the video.
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Why did they not say “I’m ready to mingle”? D: It would’ve made so much more sense.
Also, 3:18-4:20, THANK YOU SO MUCH, SIMON. THANK YOU.
Oh, and I vote Clue with SHINee :)
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Lol Martina I probably would have also kept Siwon’s outfit between my TiTays!
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when Simon said 5 out of 5 i was he is joking .. i love SJ but SJ English is worst than mine lol , but I love the song
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Yup i agree with you guys, i really liked the pre-chorus ( or whatever you call it) as well, but the chorus fell short, it was a bit overshadowed by the “pre-chorus”. But kudos to super junior for having not one, not two, but three rooms , this time. The street like room is pretty cool, the orange lighting is nice, but they could have done more with it.
still love the song though!!
great vid guys! :D
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that’s right, it’s cool to bingo.
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“5 out of 5” I may have very nearly peed myself laughing. Cuz even their Engrish is bad Engrish, I don’t think it could actually count as English. Also, thanks to you, I know call this song Sexy Free and Bingo. And if it came down to it, I would totally play Bingo with SuJu, because 1) there is more of them, which is always better, and b) I love looking at and listening to Shinee, but SuJu just seem so much more relaxed and friendly!
And I’ve been hanging out to hear what you guys would say about the retarded leather flower they put round Kyuhyun’s neck. You make me so happy!!!!! Martina’s re-enactment of the wardrobe co-ordiator was even funnier because I’ve seen that actually happen in real life, before a show.
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Oh, my god! This is awesome how you guys step out of the box and actually surprised me with the outdoor commercial beating! ^___^
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sheet 2 B7,I30, G50, O65 , So unless the free spot counts like one N spot without you guys putting it on screen I loss :( well i guess better luck to me next time lol ^^
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I see Jang Woo Young on the computer screen! :)
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Super Junior!!!
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i agree on some parts, i love the song it was really catchy, and of course the vid was in the box AGAIN but i do have to say i liked Leeteuk’s outfit (the fangirl inside me talking here), the one i was worried was Sungmin with that dangerous headband. The dancing i also liked Eunhyuk’s part it was awesome. Now for the engirish, i totally agree with you (english is not my native language, though), i also notice the singing lyrics were different from the written lyrics. At the end of the day i’m an ELF so…Suju Fighting!!!
Btw, i also think they should try a MV like it’s you,or U or even like dancing out.
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no bingo :( closeish tho – sheet 9 :(
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At the moment I heard Simon said it’s 5 out of 5, I was like, he must be joking.. I know right LOL even though I’m an ELF but I can’t hide the fact that they have so much Engrish
Anyway, love your review!
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They don´t say “i am ready to bingo”? I really thought they were singing that XD
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This has to be one of Super Junior’s best songs yet i love it
and martina you look Awesome
And Spudgy you are awesome
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ARG! Those horrible ads. :( I want to attack them like that too.
Eunhyuk’s dancing… yeah, it’s pretty much awesome.Martina looks really creepy with those contact lenses o___o
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I’m not an elf I just know few songs of Super Junior, for me this song is not gonna get in “best super junior songs list”. But I can’t say song is bad, just average!
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Great review! You should check out “No Other”. In that video SJ members interact with each other while still singing and dancing. And they are are in all kinds of places – a library, a park, washing a car….. I hope that the follow up video will be more like that. And I would rather play BINGO with Super Junior even if clue is a better game.
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Yea. “No Other” is a pretty great MV. I also love “It’s You” (lol my favorite song). The whole walking around on the street, talking on the pay phone, sitting in a shop, etc. bit was great. I wish there were more stories/actual settings in their videos… but it looks like SM’s not really interested in making those videos.
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SHINee
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I’m a Blackjack who voted for this video to get reviewed AND DID NOT REGRET IT ONE BIT!!!! :D
but~
Sheet Number 10 #FAIL!!!!!!
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lol, when I first listened to the song, I also thought “Sexy, free & single. I’m ready to bingo” too. XD I TOTALLY HARDCORE fangirling over it (forever) because it’s LOL. But while I listened to the CD, the English (overall on the CD) is pretty horrible. XD They can’t even spell their fan club’s name (ELF) in “From You” or even their group name (SSSSJ S-U-P-E-R SSSSJ J-N-I-O-R) in “Gulliver”. But I do love this song and the entire CD (which is a first since “Sorry, Sorry”), even with the lolEnglish. (“Butterfly” is my favorite song on the CD. Mostly because the chorus is soooo addicting.)
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I like the music …… buuut the video was SO Boring!
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Ok so I didn’t love the song as much maybe it would grow on me. But I love ur video guys u r funny bingo hahahaha lol
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didn’t get bingo :( (sheet 8)
I’m torn about the song – I really want to like it, but that monotone chorus-y bit just KILLS it for me. Nothing a good re-edit can’t fix, but I don’t currently have the time :( oh well. maybe when they’re all back from the army as ahjussis SM will have figured out how to write them a decent song.
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Also no comments about the power-ranger stylee jumping poses? awww
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There was SOOO much we cut out here, because the video was already over 10 minutes long, but we could have talked for DAYS about this video :D
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It almost made me think that I was watching the SuJu ver of SHINee’s Lucifer lol xD
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what circle lens are you wearing martina?
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B9 I16 N32 G52 O62, Sheet 3, I’m Sexy, Free & Single and i’m happy as hell. =’D
love this episode! had so much fun. =D
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SUJU!!! BINGO :D
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Booo! I didn’t get bingo once! ㅠ.ㅠ
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“…we give this a… 5 out of 5” <– i literally LOLed with you, SImon! For reals!
I'd play with SUJU! The more, the many-er! :P
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I was shocked and then I laughed so much lol!
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I was shouting WTF. And laughed hard.
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I was shocked for a moments HAHAHAHA
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Kyuhyun is my favorite member and when I saw his outfit I couldn’t help but picture what EatYourKimchi would say.
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I know what you mean. And honestly I also pictured what Kyuhyun said when the wardrobe people handed that thingy to him. Would his snarky self say something??
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Oh my gosh, me too. I was like, whaaaattt happened!!??? And I laughed.
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:O martina u look so thin!! :D …. haha sry if my comment is out of place… XD
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Truee i saw that too, she doesn’t eat much anymore like you can see haha
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After realising MV SM had official announcement about this part of lyrics and this is “sexy, free & single and I’m ready too, bingo”. ^^
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wait sooooo the lyrics were never meant to be “im sexy free single and ready to mingle” what the hell -_-
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Playing Bingo was soooo muccchhh funnnn!
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Christ, this Music Monday is taking forever to watch because I keep pausing to play Bingo!
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hahahaha I did the same!! lol
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Oh boy~
I actually DID download CLICKED the link, CHOSE a Bingo Card and DOWNLOADED the card..
I really HOPED there was a Bingo playing match in your vid :'(
#TROLLLS!!!! :p
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am i the only one who is not a huge fan of the song? maybe it’ll grow on me, but idk
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Yep me neither. I’ve heard it three times hoping that something will stand out but to me it just sounds like their other songs. Oh well… I at least enjoyed the review :)
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N32, B9 O62, Sheet 3, I’m Sexy, Free & Single and i danaa what should i do but i’m happy as hell. =D