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KpopCharts Update: Fantastic History Joma Ticket

March 11, 2012

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1) Big Bang “Fantastic Baby”

Instead of talking about the video, we’ll talk about something cool that happened yesterday (we don’t want to talk about the video too much because we’re probably gonna review it). Anyhow, we were in the same building as Big Bang yesterday. COOL! They were doing something with Mnet, and we were over in the Mnet building speaking with some people about stuff (which we won’t talk about here, either). OOOH WE’RE SUCH TEASES! Anyhow, they were telling us how security was on extra alert yesterday to prevent the crazies from getting into the rooms Big Bang were in. So, BAM! Simon, Martina, Big, and Bang were all within a 100 feet of each other. Cool story, bro!

2) Exo “History”

I feel bad now after having recorded what we said in this video, because the comment spammers wrote to us to apologize for spamming. Now I feel like a jerk. Aww! But, yes, we do ban people who leave 50 + comments in the same thread in hopes of boosting up the comment count. Hopefully Exo will win next week anyways. We’ve got lots of things we’d like to say about that dance…

3) Nine Muses “Ticket”

Yeah, we’re torn about this song. I like it, Martina doesn’t. And I don’t know why, because we both don’t like Infinite’s “Paradise”, and this sounds like Paradise to us. But it sounds better than Paradise to me. Not Martina, though.

4) C-Real “Joma Joma”

AYO SON! I’m here with my home-dog, C-real, represent mofos! This be S-man and M-tini in the hizzouse!

Sorry for that. Really, sorry. Shouldn’t have gone that far. I’m sure you cringed as you read it. I’m sorry…FOR KEEPING IT REAL! BATOOST 4 LYFE!

Side note here, we just recently passed 100,000 likes on Facebook, and we want to thank all of you for not only putting up with our godawful humor, but liking it on Facebook as well. It’s amazing to us, really, that so many people would like us on Facebook. Like, that number looks huge. Like, professional cool people huge. We’re just amateur dorks. So…yeah. Thank you, everyone!

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  1. Is it mama let me your lover. Lol

    8 years ago
  2. hahahahahaha that pocket dance gets me every time!!! at first i thought they were shivering! (which kinda goes cos they look like they’re on some cold planet) but still hahahahaahha!!! too funny!!! but i really like the song!! it has such a fun funky beat to it!!
    Big Bang!! Fantastic Baby was the most fun too watch out of the three!!

    8 years ago
  3. yeah i had to refresh the page; the first time there was an “error” black screen.  after refreshing, tho, it worked.

    8 years ago
  4. all i know is your complaint about Big Bang’s song CANNOT be the incredible resurrection of “BOOM SHAKA LAKA” !!!!  way too awesome.

    8 years ago
  5. well if it isn’t too much trouble for simon and martina (since making quality videos i believe is quite a task) this is a very good suggestion… :)

    8 years ago
  6. Can I vote for Both? Bigbang and EXO

    8 years ago
  7. Well, then get your buddies to vote for some other act!  Why come here and complain about it?  Is this the first time you found about how Kpop charts works at eatyourkimchi.com?  By the way, you’ll find that most of the people who come here to vote are fans from ABROAD, or at least understand English.  So if you’re unhappy about the system that is MEANT for fans to come and vote, then you should go make your OWN blog and set up whatever dictatorial policy in which you review the MVs of YOUR own choice to satisfy your diversity needs.   Or, as stated multiple times, get other people to vote for your favorite act!  English speaking VIPs have been urging fans to vote here.  You should do the same for your favorite artists.

    8 years ago
  8. Ditto! Modified from past and recent DBSK music. Hint: O- Jung Ban Hub and Before You Go… 

    My sympathies to Exo… a group of vocal and visual talents bred to live under the shadows of their predecessors instead of superseding them in a different fashion. SM adopts the same biz strategy from reformed TVXQ2 to Exo- garner new fans who have little or no prior knowledge of the past thus the calculated amount of adversity is negligible. Sad. 

    8 years ago
  9. EXO pants rattle deserves to be reviewed!!! :]

    8 years ago
  10. Martina…승리 is pronounced Seung-ni…

    8 years ago
  11. This week all really great videos. One thing that bugs me though. Whats with the modified MC Hammer pants trending in the MVs these days? Anyway. I think that C-Real is being all cutsie because none of them look older than 12. I’m guessing anyway.

    Keep up the great work. Give a tummy rub to Viva La Spudgie.

    8 years ago
  12. I like Big Bang’s music but wouldn’t really consider myself a VIP…for one thing, I haven’t listened to all their music, hehe (and I personally don’t really like Bad Boy; I enjoyed S&M’s music monday vid of it more, haha). 

    I also can totally see your point of view (and others’) that having variety would be better for Kpop Music Mondays. Just wanna comment on your last sentence with: it’s absolutely not possible to “make everyone happy,” and S&M know this. I understand “make everything fair” to you can mean feature other artists. But coming at it from another perspective, isn’t it also fair that S&M use the system they already have in place to make their videos (meaning, votes on their Kpop Charts)? If they changed it up, wouldn’t *that* be unfair? I also think in a way S&M ARE “trying to make everyone happy” and accommodate other music tastes with additional sub-sections like their K-Crunch Indie playlists and Kpopcharts updates, etc. 

    In any case, this is just my opinion :) Ultimately it’s really S&M’s prerogative on what to do :)

    8 years ago
  13. Congrats Simon, Martina and Spudgy. As you can see, you guys are greatly blessed, highly favoured and deeply loved by many. 

    A toast to more Likes! 

    8 years ago
    • Whatever floats your boat, dudes. With Martina’s resumed mobility, go drink and be merry. 

      8 years ago
  14. 100 000 likes on facebook, yeah ! you totally deserve it guise, i love you ! big kisses from belgium :*

    8 years ago
  15.  “I’ve learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.”  That’s one of my favorite quotes. I think it applies here. Since you asked, I like a wide variety of KPOP songs. Certainly, there are too many to name here. I even enjoy some BB songs.

    8 years ago
  16. What Is Love sounded a lot like Before U Go. Just sayin’.

    8 years ago
  17. People, stop arguing! This is their website and they get to review who they like, ok? Ish

    8 years ago
  18. I read on a Allkpop article where they or GD said (i forget which one) that they planned on releasing one every week. i dont know about that since one has not been released yet this week but who knows.

    8 years ago
  19. I read on a Allkpop article where they or GD said (i forget which one) that they planned on releasing one every week. i dont know about that since one has not been released yet this week but who knows.

    8 years ago
  20. I thought you guys would like c-real’s name- it’s an acronym! chemi, redee, effie, ann j, lenny! i thought it was pretty clever…

    8 years ago
  21. Did T.O.P get his hair color from Spudgy, or the other way around?

    8 years ago
  22. bigbang’s music rembers me a thing…let see… oh that’s TRUE THE Mc’ DONALDS  ADVERTISEMENT…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ZIXcp1rYc

    8 years ago
  23. Weeell, I don’t think anyone can ignore YBs reused place of meditation, or the rather chubby and cuddly looking van looking decidedly brown and rusty instead of sporting a bright pink. It’s a bit like they almost Wanted to play an allusion to 2ne1s “Can’t Nobody”, which is actually a rather fun thought. (But the folks protesting just remind me too much of Orwells (haha) “1984” for it to sit well with me, as much as I like the symbolism I just… Hate “1984”. With a burning passion.) The video is actually well worthy of a good analysis.

    Just can’t get over the fact that I actually like a song that includes the line “boom shakalaka” as delivered by a guy “playing it cool” while sporting science-lab glasses and helplessly looking like Spock lost in the 90’s.

    Also, why can’t these “entertainment companies” just hire an english teacher? Or good old nerds? I’d love to work extra for any of them. Really. Nerds even require minimum wage so I see no problem here 8D

    …. Oh, and… do you guys really read all comments too? :O *sends question off into space*

    8 years ago
    •  COMMENT RECEIVED!!! :D We actually read all the comments, but we don’t have time to respond to everyone, but we really really appreciate everyone’s effort to discuss or respond to our posts. *happy dance* Just wish I had more hands and time in the day to chat with everyone!!!

      8 years ago
    • I feel like it is a Sixth Sense Copy rather than a 1984 vibe.  I keep seeing pieces from so many different videos in Fantastic Baby. Huge Deja Vu… :)

      8 years ago
  24. That is the most expressive interpretive dance I’ve ever seen. ^^

    8 years ago
  25. Loved Fantastic Baby, such a good song. But the video…well mostly GD’s parts, creeped me out a teeny bit. Admittedly, even those parts grew on me. Although, I do have a question. Why doesn’t Daesung get a throne?!

    So I’ve enjoyed both ‘prologues’ that EXO has released. But I’ve preferred the EXO-M version for each…I don’t how to describe it, but EXO-M seems to put more energy into it? It feels more natural or something. I don’t know. I’m confusing myself trying to explain. Does anybody else know what I mean? 
    I still like both, just I enjoy EXO-M more. For Nine Muses, I like the music that comes in at :30 sec. Especially when the girl started singing at about :55 sec. It sounds so familiar to me, I just don’t know from where. Didn’t like the chorus though. And the opening of the C-Real song, when they start dancing, the more trumpet sounding part,  sounds like it should be in something like a Disney Channel Original Movie (like the ones from the 90s) or something like that. I’m probably the only one who thinks that…haha

    8 years ago
  26. C-real way too aegyo.
    I prefer 2ne1.

    8 years ago
  27. There are SO many things that can said about the video for Fantastic Baby, but right now I want to know what they have Daesung chained up to a wall. I’m not complaining because woohooo that is one fine chest, but the others are on thrones and Daesung chained to a wall.

    8 years ago
    • Sweetie, that was my wall he was chained to, FYI. *runs away fast*

      Wow.  Fantastic Baby!

      8 years ago
      •  Lol, well is see that he managed to break free and find himself a nice blue suit. *Runs outside fast to find Daesung.

        8 years ago
  28. i would love to see you do the review for exo
    b/c for the next couple of weeks big bang is always going to win

    8 years ago
  29.  My guess is that some of the complaints might be:
    1. The cheesy(IMO) “boom shakalaka” which is really old.
    2. The random “sexy” cat ladies.
    3. Awkward lip syncing.
    4. The police only had riot shields and no other weapons. I wouldn’t mind seeing a fire hose.
    5. Martina didn’t get to see T.O.P’s boobies.
    6. The strange lion mop things didn’t look like Spudgy.
    7. They can actually dance/jump around without breaking their ankle.

    Btw, did anyone else notice GD’s kamehameha around 3:15?

    8 years ago
    • Excuse me but that strange “lion mop thing” is from a famous Korean fable.  Just like the black hat GD was wearing.  It’s what a Korean king used to wear.  You should be careful about what you assume because it can make you appear culturally ignorant.

      8 years ago
      • I don’t know if you noticed, even though it’s blatantly obvious, number 5 through 7 were in fact a joke.  Perhaps you should be the one to be careful about what you assume. I never said I didn’t like them, and just because I did not know the exact name does not label me as “culturally ignorant”. Nor did I ever mention the hat, which I did know. Maybe instead of attacking me, you could perhaps give me the correct name so I could learn something new?

        8 years ago
        • First, I was talking about the saja nori when I said I didn’t dislike them, not BB. When did I ever insult the “saja nori”? I just described them. Or do you take “strange” as a negative adjective?
          Strange – 1. unusual, extraordinary, or curious; odd; queerUnless you’re saying something unknown/uncommon is bad, which is ignorance in itself. How exactly am I supposed to google when I don’t know the exact name and “strange Korean lion mop thing” is insulting so I shouldn’t google that either? Also, I find it odd you assume everyone should know everything about folklore of Korea. Unfortunately, my city does not teach Korean, nor it’s culture. I watch S&M’s videos to learn and enjoy a culture new to me. According to your logic, you should know everything about every culture before you’re allowed to enjoy anything from that country? Lastly, you may take this as sarcasm and it really isn’t, but I do thank you for telling me the actual name, as I learned something new today.

          8 years ago
    • Yup, he trully loves dragon Ball z. Maybe thats why he got a tatoo of it.

      8 years ago
    • Dude, don’t tell me you haven’t boom shaka laka-ed since the song came out. xD

      8 years ago
      • I do like the song a lot, it’s really catchy. I just have mixed feelings about the “boom shakalaka”. The video gives off a future-like feeling, so I personally find the really old “boom shakalaka” doesn’t quite fit. It’s all a matter of opinion. I can’t hate it though, I think T.O.P is the only one who can really get away with saying that.

        8 years ago
      • http://youtu.be/g7_Up2FB_Fk I love boom shaka laka :D

        8 years ago
  30. Lol to me it kinda looks Rowlf and Barkley had a baby.

    8 years ago
  31. TaeYang’s armpithair?
    Awful acting by the riot police behind G-Dragon?
    T.O.P’s big, cute and Puss-In-Booths-like eyes?
    TaeYang’s don’t-mess-with-me look?
    The AWSOME-but-kinda-weird (maybe) MV-story?
    DaeSung hidden hotness?
    SeungRi’s weird “Mama, just let me be your lover”-line?
    The story about Seungri and the kittens?
    G-Dragons awsome hair?
    G-Dragons nice, cool, awsome expressions and look?
    T.O.P and the paintings: The story?
    G-Dragon’s IRL dragonball tattoo?
    All the fake tattoos on… TaeYang?
    The rainbow-barf costumes in the end?
    The awkward lipsyncing?
    Where was DaeaSungs throne?
    All the TaeYang awsome HOTNESS!

    (Yes, I’m a VIP- Since 2006. And I think since it has been so long since the last comeback we need all the BB we can get. So I’ma keep voiting. And sorry for my bad english.)

    And Simon, are you sure you’re not a closet VIP?

    8 years ago
    • Simon said before that he loves BIGBANG! It’s just that he appears unenthusiastic to allow people (like Martina) to look really enthusiastic. HAHAHA!

      8 years ago
    • “TaeYang’s
      don’t-mess-with-me look?” seeing Tae trying to pull off bad boy look make
      me really awkward: D

      8 years ago
    • “And Simon, are you sure you’re not a closet VIP?”
      I second this. Simon, just admit it already! xD

      8 years ago
  32. I am a VIP and I totally get your point. ( I actually voted for miss A touch MV)
    But having almost a year without BB makes us go a bit crazy right now. 
    Please dont get annoyed =)

    8 years ago
  33. You would probably say that they used the same set that LOve Song ( when daesung is singing in the blue suit)  and 2ne1’s Ugly ( when Taeyang is wearing that metal arm).
    Also about the overflowing energy TY puts in it compared to TOP’s rapping barely moving his lips.Or maybe how Seungri kept all the chicks to himself…. 

    8 years ago
  34. Martina, all those security people were placed there because they knew you were coming… LOL. Kidding.

    Anyway, fan reports said Big Bang recorded three songs for M Countdown.  Whee.  That’s for next Thursday!

    8 years ago
  35. i think you might have something to say about GD’s Kanye West style HUUH~ at 1:04 and i really hope you mentione that this time it’s TOP again, who sports the Spudgy style at 2:32 :3
    maybe GD’s lip tattoo at 2:44 might have.. hum… ‘confused’ Simon a little… oh and one thing that confused me was the cars in the back at 3:00, they are like.. total rust, but still smoking… what the hell xD also, the bear/monster/thingys creep me out..  but still, it’s a totally awesome video and the moment i saw GD in that chair with that black make up and the rapunzel hair, i decided that i love this video. BIGBANG FOR LIFE!! ^^

    8 years ago
  36. Waw Fantastic baby is just Fantastic, but of course a month of BB & I think that I’m gonna strangle someone. For EXO, well if it sounds like a song, that it looks like an MV how come it is just a (WTF) PROLOGUE? Really 2 prologues, 23 teaser (more or less) SM is really playing with our patience, I gave up, I don’t even want to know about EXO anymore -_-‘. I’ve never been interested in Nine Muse before and I know why, of course the song is really interesting at first… I was surprised to hear a beat of reggaeton in a KPop song but voilà! When they started to sing One way, one way, like a broken record I felt like tearing off my own ears!!! For C-Real I just can’t listen to aegyeo songs, I find them really silly. Thanks for your hard work^^

    8 years ago
  37. The pocket dance is quite….. interesting, and I really wish you could give us your thoughts, because I`m a bit freaked out by mine…..

    8 years ago
  38. “Simon, Martina, Big, and Bang were all within a 100 feet of each other.” LOL you guise are such teases haha

    8 years ago
  39. Is it me or SM really made A LOT of advertising and EXO isn’t that much…?? = 

    (By SM advertisings, I was expecting a lot more than pocket dance and nowhere set!)

    8 years ago
    • Nah, I think so too. EXO sound awesome, but with this MV they’re just like any other boy group out there. I am disappointed too.

      8 years ago
      • Easy mistake considering the number of members in SuJu. I can only recognize Siwon (sp?), but the rest are blurred to me. Not that I care much about them since I’m no fan of SuJu.

        8 years ago
      • well you’ll know who murdered me if I wound up dead tomorrow. Thanks a lot.

        8 years ago
  40. I loved the new clip it’s sooooooo Daebak gogogoog BIGBANG///

    8 years ago