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So, this product worked perfectly, a lot better than the armpit maxi pads we used before, but I’ll never ever use this again. EVER! Maybe if I had hairless nipples it’d be ok, but the pain of taking this off was real. Totally not worth it in the payoff matrix. But, you know, I’m thinking: I could use these nipple guards for when I go on long runs and my nipples get sore. I’d imagine the bandaids would be easier to get off if my nipple skin is moist and sweaty, right? Right?
We discussed on camera, but cut out of the final version, a brilliant idea we had – which we’re sure other people have thought of before. Here it is: showing women’s nipples, according to the box, is prohibited because of the overwhelming sessuality. Men’s nipples are perfectly ok to expose. Also, women’s boobs are ok to show, so long as the nipple is covered. Well, what if you covered a woman’s nipple with a man’s nipple? It’d be perfectly legal, wouldn’t it?
Anyhow, if you can see the need for this item (and I know you can!) you can pick it up on Gmarket. Check out the page, even if you don’t want the product. It’s one of the funniest designed pages we’ve ever seen. And, if you don’t need the nipple guards, but still want more WTF videos, make sure you click on the button below for more. Guaranteed better sensation in the nipples!
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lol this made me laugh so hard XD
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GUYS can you answer my question? Since both of you are no longer teaching, how can you stay in Korea for so long??? do you have a work visa?
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We have a business visa now. We registered Eatyourkimchi as a company :D
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Lol Martina is just left holding the used nipple covers at the end!
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Aww!!! Wish you guys would have talked about the nipple rectangles in JYJ’s Back Seat MV.
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OMG! Bleeding nipples.. BWAHAHAHA!!! eh-hem.. anyways.. really funny WTF this week! I can also see usage of these for those with nipple piercings that work in extreme conservative/formal environments. And a side note about undershirts in the summer time: It may seem counter-intuitive, but wearing an undershirt in humid/hot environments actually helps keep you cooler, since the undershirt is supposed to “wick” and absorb your sweat to help keep you cool, and keeps your outer shirt from getting wet. I grew up in a VERY humid environment (Houston, TX, USA), and it really does work. And yes, the majority of Asians don’t really have much body/chest hair to worry about.
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I never really thought of this product for men, but once you mention it, it does seem like an idea when you have a white shirt in the summer totally open. Or for running (never even considered this, but can see how it could be a problem). I’ll call it a legit niche product, they do look like bandaids but that’s a plus for dual use! This video was so funny but so blush-worthy! Martina, you were so nice to not take as much advantage of Simon as you usually do – LOL!
By the way, if you have problems removing bandaids from hairy areas, use Avon’s Skin So Soft oil. Either spray mixed with water on the bandaid ’til it’s soaked or take a bath with a little oil. When I do this for my son, I call it “bandaid magic”, it also keeps mosquitos away – bonus! It does smell a little like strong Grandma perfume, but that’s the only downside. My Mother-in-Law buys us huge bottles every year for x-mas.
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I laughed more because of how Martina finds this so entertaining.
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This gave me flash backs to the chest waxing scene in 40 Year Old Virgin… Ow.
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This reminds me of the Fun Run episode of The Office(US), when Andy’s nipples chafe…severely.
Looks like these have the duel purpose of removing those pesky hairs from around the areola!
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That’s exactly what I thought of – Andy’s nipples bleeding!
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Please, I am begging you, keep this a secret from Taeman!
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Ha, I only want this product for that oh so Nasty Konglish. Wow, that’s a treasure in and of itself, along with the Gmarket pictures.
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Those pics on Gmarket are special. They make the male nipple look so oily. Men if your nips are that oily, please stop rubbing yourself in baby oil :-P
Guys, this was hilarious! Well I mean, Simon, I’m sorry, I laughed at your pain. I regret nothing! Also, I can’t believe they felt the need to provide ever definition of nipple on the side of the box. It’s too much. XD
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I’m just glad they used faucets to portray male nipples. Totally accurate.
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Omo laughing sooo hard right now. Saturday made. My boss and her client are probably so confused about why there is so much cackling coming from the office.
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My bf has this problem of protruding nipples. He noticed how much they appear so he ends up wearing tank tops underneath his regular shirt to hide them. However, he can’t do this in the summer if it’s ass sweatingly hot. This would be great for him.
Also, here’s is a short Hetalia strip in relation to this topic of protruding nipples.
http://www.hetarchive.net/scanlations/files/tobase.jpg
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Oooh they come in packs of 100 covers! Super useful!
They come in like packs of 10 for women here in The States.
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Oh my gosh..the sound of taking it off. I’m cringing while I laugh.
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Hehehehe…ROFLMAO!!! GMarket does an AMAZING job marketing this product. :D
Thanks guys for bringing these funny products to life (our attention). I absolutely love the WTF videos.
But Simon according to GMarket this product is waterproof so even after a long run this might hurt a bit. lol!
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I’m glad you like our WTF videos. They’re some of the most fun to film :)
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I CAN CONFIRM SIMON’S STORY ABOUT SORE NIPPLES! Appearently (if you’re some crazy mutant like me) you’re nipples might BURN after working out, because human sweat contains sodium chloride (or cooking salt). It hurts like hell when you’re nipples are not only sore and irritated but they’re additionally covered in some sweaty, salty solution :(
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Okay so I am new to this haha. I been watching since 2010. My friend and I alway dream about going to Korea and we been dying to go for the past 5 years… and now that we are Seniors we are actually going the summer of 2015… We are so excited to go to the YOU ARE HERE Cafe!!!!!!!!! Anyways I just wanted to say I love you guys so much
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They took my suggestion :D thank you guys so much that means a lot to me and the video was everything I had hoped for :3 love you guys so much! Martina is so funny and cute reacting to the description
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I love Martina’s nipple story reaction. I totally agree.
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The nipple description and Martina’s reaction to it were both priceless.
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I say it’s about time men had to cover their nipples too! Here where the weather is hot and shirts are thinner – it’s a real and unattractive problem.
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Hahah this is a legitimate concern I’ve heard Korean guys talk about… good to know there is a product for them…
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…..where have you been hanging out Nic O.O
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Once you are a married woman guys don’t care as much about the things they say haha. They can be very open about the nipple problem. Also when filming Korean guys, there are often nipple checks to see if they are showing on camera… it’s a concern haha
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Simon’s pain made me laugh and laugh!
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Oh, Man! Sorry Simon, but sound of your suffering just made my day!It’s just hilarious!
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Poor Simon~!
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I don’t think people use these in the netherlands… But yeah, I’ve been wrong before :)
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the sound of chest hair being ripped off will follow me to bed.
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HA! You actually did these. You know after seeing those things I did a fair bit of ….observing…. on the subway. Because, you know, I wondered if people actually used it. Because, yeah. FOR SCIENCE!!!
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Did you notice lots of protruding male nipples? I didn’t see any yet.
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That’s the thing. 1 month of observing guys on the subway everyday, and I only saw ONE guy with nipple bumps. Probably a foreigner hahaha!!
Formula For Finding Foreigners:
– not on phone
– reading book
– wearing thongs/flip flops
– visible nipple bumps
I even looked for singlet or undershirt outlines, in case there was something else obscuring the nippurus; and yes some guys had that. But even if they were visibly wearing only one layer (it was summer after all) – still no nipple bumps. Did they just have flat or inverted nipples? Did they wear those nipple covers? Or are they actually THE UNSULLIED??? DUN DUN DUN
(btw did Soo Zee tell you about that Nipple Celebrity?)
…quite a few guys caught me staring and looked down at their shirt to see if there was something there…they will never know BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD