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WTF – Nightmare V Line Face Mask

February 28, 2015

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Aw! Let me start off by saying how sad I was when we filmed this video. I was really excited for these items, because they looked terrifying and awesome, but – sadly – they’re “free size” which sounds so much nicer than it actually is. Free size! Sounds like a baggy shirt you wear on a cool summer’s day, while you twirl and the wind blows and you love live and stuff like that, but no! Free Size just means “I made one size and if you don’t fit then you’re free to GTFO.”

I didn’t fit the free size. I’m a big dude. Well, I’m not the target demographic to begin with, I don’t think. A white 6’4 beardo. I’m thinking it’s more fit for 5’5 Korean women weighing no more than 130 pounds. So, maybe smaller people will fit into these masks easier. I had a lot of difficulty fitting into the Jason mask than Martina did, and Martina’s bigger than most Korean girls, so I’m assuming someone even smaller than her would find these a perfect fit. Soo Zee refused to try them on, though. Said something about it being not in her pay grade, or something like that. HA! No, I’m joking. We didn’t ask Soo Zee to try them on. We were just getting over our colds/flus, so we’re cautious around the studio so that we don’t get anyone else sick.

Otherwise, I think it’s important to note that we did everything wrong with this item. We didn’t read the packaging at all. We just opened it up and started playing around with it, but then after filming the video we looked over the packaging and, err, learned about the error of our ways. For starters, the packaging says that it should be washed before using. Oops. Also, you’re not supposed to go to sleep in this. Oops. You’re supposed to wear it for half an hour, and your face is supposed to sweat. It’s kind of like a mini sauna on your face, and that makes you slimmer or something like that. And then you’re supposed to wash your face. Oops; we didn’t do that either. SooooOOOoooOOOooo if you’re thinking about picking this up, I’d suggest you follow the directions first, and not be impetuous children like we are :D

Anyhow, if you want to try these things out, because they’re hilarious and terrifying and would make for a great punishment for a drinking game, I’m sure, you can pick them up at Gmarket. Your friends will love you for it!

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  1. You guys have too much nose for those … hah … I made a poety. Those mostly look like what we wore out in Colorado when we were crazy (i.e. going skiing when it is like minus “frozen polar bear” outside).

    4 years ago
  2. The way Martina’s eyes looked in the orange mask really cracked me up. Thank you for the laughs. :)

    4 years ago
  3. You’re actually not supposed to sleep in or take a bath in the tan one, that’s what the directions said in ebay store I saw it in (it was pink and black). You’re supposed to wear both of them for a certain amount of time each day. I’ve been curious about them but not sure if I want to buy one.

    There is on that only covers the sides of your face and under your chin,maybe that could help be helpful to Martina with her jaw problems she has while asleep.

    4 years ago
  4. LMAO :) Omg! How far will you go for beauty???
    Even though these did not work out for your faces…..EYK Arm Warmers has been saving my hands (life) for these past 2 months. Especially this last 2 weeks, we have had very bad weather South of US where I live and I have been thanking you guys every single minute :D My work is such that I have to travel a lot during the day, so my pair is used a LOT and are so comfy and warm ^^

    4 years ago
  5. Which WTF is most likely to induce nightmares… oh yes. This one. Every day is Friday the 13th in the EYK studios…

    4 years ago
  6. Whoa man that white mask is creepy!! I was thinking of The Man in the Iron mask too but also Jason!! All you needed was the chainsaw Simon and your look woulda been complete! Also when he turned his face to the side he kinda looked like a Who from Whoville ahaha!

    4 years ago
  7. I felt that Simon looked like the Grinch… but white hahahaha. Scary post guise XD

    4 years ago
  8. Oh my god, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard at a WTF. Whenever I feel down I’m going to look at Simon in that first mask. Gold right there.

    4 years ago
  9. I’ve been told by the Korean hair solon that I go to, that my head is shaped like an Americans, rounded back and slim on the sides. And that my face is really narrow too. Like when I lose weight, my cheek bones just pop out. So I always get asked if I’m “half”. Half of what?! But yes this looks hilarious and I laughed out loud and got weird looks. This is something I would not need, my face is thin enough, thanks ;)

    4 years ago
  10. I am deeply sorry for this but Simon looks like a creepy who from the Dr. Seuss books and/or movies. O_o

    4 years ago
  11. That was awesome, in a weird creepy way! I couldn’t stop laughing, you would think, maybe should have been creeped out or something but…. nope. Maybe it was you two that just made it more awesome and not scary.
    Maybe the masks are supposed to be like a sauna..? but for your face.

    4 years ago
  12. I love how Simons beard sticks out the sides with the white mask lmao both those masks would be pretty cool for Halloween with a little bit of blood painted on them lol btw Martina i love your hair in this video! :D you look so pretty with your hair braided <3

    4 years ago
    • We’d love to put them on for Halloween, but we couldn’t keep them on for more than a few minutes. They’re way too tight!

      4 years ago
      • If they’re velcro, you could probably make like a velcro extender for around your head (just like fabric with velcro on both sides?).

        4 years ago
  13. Lol glad to see I wasn’t the only person who immediately thought of Jason when I saw that mask xD

    4 years ago
  14. Holy TARDIS of Gallifrey, Batman! When that popped up on the corner of my screen, I was actually scared for a second. Then it was just funny. Yes, it’s 1am and, yup, I’m giggling like a weirdo. :D Thanks guise! lol

    4 years ago
  15. The white one looks like some freakish Ed Gein DIY project!!!

    4 years ago
  16. Eek! Those are pretty scary guise. As in how in the world is cutting off blood circulation supposed to help someone lose fat. Maybe if the tissue dies because of lack of oxygen. Have you also seen the “smile correctors” that are popular amongst the idols and actors? If one’s smile isn’t perfectly even, they wear a “smile corrector” to get rid of perhaps that perfectly adorable smirky smile. Argh! It makes no sense to me. I guess there are braces to straighten teeth, but slimming down faces and making smiles eerily super even is perhaps a tad too extreme for my tastes.

    4 years ago
  17. Well… I’m not sleeping tonight… First thing I see on Twitter is that face mask and I quietly yelped… Scary as heck… thought Jason Voorhees was out…

    Ah free size. The size that mom says will most likely not fit you and destroys all forms of self confidence. I have ordered my cat leggings from online that were free size though :P

    4 years ago