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WTF – Pooh Sandwich Press

August 17, 2011

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This week’s Wonderful Treasure Find is Pooh Sandwich presses. You can make your sandwich into Pooh! You can eat Pooh for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pooh toast, pooh sandwich, even a pooh wiper for your spaghetti sauce! Thank you, Korea, for introducing us to better ways of making our food.

For starters, let’s just all come to the consensus that the crusts of sandwiches suck. Sucks! Crusts were invented only for mothers to punish their children. “Eat your crusts, Jimmy, or you get no ice cream!” Sandwiches taste just so much better without crusts. Fact. Do a blind taste test of a sandwich with equal stuffing, only have one with crusts and one without. You’ll be amazed at how much better life is without crusts. *Martina shoves Simon off the computer*…I on the other hand happen to love crust! Simon is just a child. On our honeymoon, he ordered peanut butter sandwiches–with the crust cut off–for room service. COME ON! Why wo—*Simon wafts a coffee cup towards Martina, she runs off* Anyways, crust sucks.

So, this wonderful device has totally come to terms with the realization that crusts do indeed suck, and defies the tyranny of crusted sandwiches. Not to mention, the tyranny of square shaped sandwiches, which are just BOOORING. We’re pretty sure that using this sandwich maker and bringing that sandwich to any public area will instantly cause a doubling of those who want to be friends with you, and a tripling of those who want to date you. Use cautiously. Well, besides sandwiches, it claims to be a cookie cutter, but we think the dough would get all caught up in the pressing part. The pooh shape, yes, you can get that, but man, that’s a big cookie! Unless you want to make a Pookie Ice Cream Sandwich….oh yeah…roll that in some brown chocolate chips…MMmmmMMmmMMmmmm…And if you’re a parent with a skinny child who refuses to eat their lunch, we’re sure that shaping the sandwich in the form of a Pooh bear will vastly improve their desire to eat it, unless they’re Martina, who just wants to stare at the bread lovingly.

I think we’ve pretty much said all that can be said about this awesome device. Time for our Wonderful Treasure Find Care Package of the Month giveaway contest!

This month we’re giving away the Nail Stainers, the Duck Fans, the Soap Flakes, and the Sandwich Press. To win this wonderful package, sent to you with all the love and care in the world, all you have to do is answer our simple question: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why? We went on a rant a while ago with our Pedobear Mug how bears are conspiring to eat your children, by pretending to be all cute and snuggly when really they’re vicious murderers. This sandwich press is another example of that conspiracy, and is a totally inappropriate animal for your children to fall in love with. If you can think of another such animal, let us know. We’ll pick the winner next week, and announce them in our Blooper Footage. And on that note, here are some deleted scenes from this week’s video:

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  1. An elephant…if you think about the shape of its head with the two giant ears and long nose….and then think about it again with a less appropriate state of mind, you’ll realize that that is not the ideal shape of a sandwich that you want your kids to enjoy eating. lol.

    8 years ago
  2. A snake would be weird! I mean, what would be the point of a sandwich with almost no bread o__o!

    8 years ago
  3. A WEREWOLF SANDWICH!! A mom will be cutting the bread with the cutter & then bring it to the kid.. THE kid would cry HA HA.. traumatize the baby with werewolf shaped bread XD

    8 years ago
  4. A DONKEY !

    8 years ago
  5. THE GARBAGE – LOOKING POKEMON. Cause it’ll look like garbage and you’ll be like, eeewwww. what is that?! Dx here’s what it looks like –> http://pokemon.wikia.com/wiki/Garbodor

    8 years ago
  6. Hamster Sammich press, cuz plenty of kids have hamsters as pets and while the poor kid is eating her hamster sammich, her hamster would be like “Whatcha eating? Can i have…AAAAAH! NOOEZ WHY R U EATING THAT!!” and then the hamster would have a panic attack and go to hamster heaven. But then when he gets to the gates, they won’t let him in because he commited a sin, by letting his human eat another hamster so, he went to hamster…um… you know….Heck, Hamster Heck. And so, by getting that hamster press, you would be commending your hamster to Heck. Thank you. haha or maybe the hamster could be ghost and have either Max time powers or Yuno time powers…hmmmmm MAX TIME!!!!!! *small hole forms in wall* maybe if the hamster gets to be a ghostie, this hamster press thing wouldnt be such a bad idea….

    8 years ago
  7. A Simon sandwich(no offense)…hehe :P

    8 years ago
  8. I think a Pig wud be weird cos of there 2 big nostrils that wud make 2 gigantic holes in the middle of ur sandwich.. tsk tsk tsk, waste of bread..
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    XD

    8 years ago
  9. A cockroach. Especially if you have a bad habit of burning your toast black. *shudders*

    8 years ago
  10. what about a koala, i mean there are so cute and nice looking but in real life they would bite ur face off i mean  what kids whats to eat that thinking if they ever meet one in real life it could kill them, just sayin i know i be scared hahahaha

    btw i love your guys videos, i love asian/korean culture and your videos are just awesome :) thanks for making them best of luck in the future :)

    8 years ago
  11. what about a koala, i mean there are so cute and nice looking but in real life they would bite ur face off i mean  what kids whats to eat that thinking if they ever meet one in real life it could kill them, just sayin i know i be scared hahahaha

    btw i love your guys videos, i love asian/korean culture and your videos are just awesome :) thanks for making them best of luck in the future :)

    8 years ago
  12. Pizza crusts are the worst!  Like, all that delicious cheesy, saucy stuff on the pizza is great, then you reach the barren wasteland of the crust that has no sauce, no cheese, no toppings.  Just burnt bread.  GUH-ROSS!

    8 years ago
  13. A lizard sandwich!!!! How inappropriate!

    8 years ago
  14. A lizard sandwich!!!! How inappropriate!

    8 years ago
  15. A lizard sandwich!!!! How inappropriate!

    8 years ago
  16. star-nosed mole…that would be a weird looking sandwich. (an yes it is real)

    8 years ago
  17. A shark sandwich! Can you imagine how terrifying it would be for a little kid? The bread trying to eat the kid who’s trying to eat the bread? :)

    8 years ago
  18. freddy krueger sandwich!!

    terrified your kids! when there a sleep put it next to there bed! *evil laugh*
    1……..2……….freddy coming for you 3…….4 better lock your door 5………..6 grab a crucifix 7…..8 better stay up late 9……….10 never sleep AGAIN!!!

    8 years ago
  19. freddy krueger sandwich!!

    terrified your kids! when there a sleep put it next to there bed! *evil laugh*
    1……..2……….freddy coming for you 3…….4 better lock your door 5………..6 grab a crucifix 7…..8 better stay up late 9……….10 never sleep AGAIN!!!

    8 years ago
  20. A REINDEER SANDWICH MAKER! Best for Christmas Holidays XD

    8 years ago
  21. I love turkey sandwiches, everyone i know loves turkey sandwiches ( except maybe my sister who’s a vegetarian) , and almost every little kid i know loves turkey sandwiches. So i think the most inappropriate sandwich press shape  would probably be  a turkey shape … 
    Why? Allow me to explain:
    – you’re eating a sandwich in the shape of the main ingredient, that makes you think about the poor animal that had to die, guilty conscience, disgust, and other unsavory feelings begin to cloud your brain. This would probably make the kids cry, the adults want to stop eating, and the vegetarians, like my sis , rejoice ( cause they always try to make you feel guilty, whenever there’s a nice big steak on your plate, they tell you horror stories, or even make you imagine the cute little black and white cow) *shudders*.Anyways, in conclusion, that is why a turkey shaped turkey sandwich would probably be very inappropriate. 

    8 years ago
  22. Continuation from first comment:

    Oh, and also imagine your parents or friends seeing you open your lunch box and then seeing that sandwich!   ….   *AWKWARD*   ( ‘  _  ‘)    Your parents will probably think your some kind of demon-child!   And if your teacher finds that then they wil most likely call child protection on your parents ..

    8 years ago
  23. honestly simon and martina, do you mind telling me if I can get that winnie the pooh sandwhich press anywhere online or anything? Winnie the Pooh is literally my childhood and I know I won’t stand much of a chance but here it goes.
     
    Snake or any other animals that are really skinny and without a proper head like prawns? ( and if you say, uhm, Giraffe it qualifies skinny but if you take the shape of the head it can turn out okay) Cos after cutting you have almost the whole piece of your bread off and left with a tiny weeny slice of it that won’t fill your tummy at all. insects too. You won’t want to eat a sandwhich shaped of a beetle or cockroach and instead would serve as a really great perank prop. It would be like “Heyy there, I got a sandwhich and do you want it?” “Oh sure, thanks.” *takes sandwhich over* “NOW WHAT’S THIS?”
     
    okay, I can imagine Simon doing that. Teehee. :B

    8 years ago
  24. honestly simon and martina, do you mind telling me if I can get that winnie the pooh sandwhich press anywhere online or anything? Winnie the Pooh is literally my childhood and I know I won’t stand much of a chance but here it goes.
     
    Snake or any other animals that are really skinny and without a proper head like prawns? ( and if you say, uhm, Giraffe it qualifies skinny but if you take the shape of the head it can turn out okay) Cos after cutting you have almost the whole piece of your bread off and left with a tiny weeny slice of it that won’t fill your tummy at all. insects too. You won’t want to eat a sandwhich shaped of a beetle or cockroach and instead would serve as a really great perank prop. It would be like “Heyy there, I got a sandwhich and do you want it?” “Oh sure, thanks.” *takes sandwhich over* “NOW WHAT’S THIS?”
     
    okay, I can imagine Simon doing that. Teehee. :B

    8 years ago
  25. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    A BUSHBABY……because its a bushbaby… those big eyes looking up at you when you cut ur little shape… your house will be filled with uneaten bushbaby sandwiches .. and go moldy. not good.

    8 years ago
  26. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    A BUSHBABY……because its a bushbaby… those big eyes looking up at you when you cut ur little shape… your house will be filled with uneaten bushbaby sandwiches .. and go moldy. not good.

    8 years ago
  27. which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    A BUSHBABY……because its a bushbaby… those big eyes looking up at you when you cut ur little shape… your house will be filled with uneaten bushbaby sandwiches .. and go moldy. not good.

    8 years ago
  28. An ANGLER FISH!  Because I’m sure that if someone gave me along with all those young children in the world just dreaming of a cutely shaped sandwich, a sandwich shaped like that, then we will never be able to look at sandwiches the same way!  (o_o;)

    (I would have said a star-nosed mole or a naked mole rat, but a sandwich press wouldn’t capture the freaky details of those animals as much as then angler fish.

    8 years ago
  29. HUMANS ( they are animals rite haha)……IDOLS STARS!!!… it would be like tottally cooll. imagine ur fav idol (BIG BANG YEAH) juz in front of you haha.. i will not eat the bread at all i will just stare at it the WHOLE DAY ( KISSING IT 0.0 haha jk).. and if i MANAGE to eat it they will be inside me :) <3

    8 years ago
  30. D: That would be a super waste of bread. No not teh spudgy.

    8 years ago
  31. A gooey duck….it looks like the most inappropriate when it’s just an animal. Picture it as a sandwich. I’m pretty sure it would cause major lulz tho. 

    8 years ago
  32. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

    8 years ago
  33. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

    8 years ago
  34. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

    8 years ago
  35. A Spudgy sandwich press! I’d never eat it because it would be too cute to be eaten … And I think Spudgy would eat me afterwards for eating him as a sandwich ;A;

    8 years ago
  36. Prawn. Sure you could get several prawns from one sammich, but seriously eew who wants to eat one. And all the legs would fall off, then it’d look like a shrimp, and you’d have to explain to your family and friends that you are *not* eating a fancy-schmancy shrimp sammich, but instead a prawn sammich, which instantly makes you 20% less cool.

    8 years ago
  37. mosquito!! because it will suck out life from my poor sandwich!!!!  and waste bread.
    last night I was fighting with them for 2 hours ;_;  i hate them.

    8 years ago
  38. Q: which animal shape would be most inappropriate for a sandwich press and why?

    Answer: Gorillas.
    I guess it’s cause of their BIG NOSTRILS. I would probably get distracted by just staring at those nostrils or I’ll probably eat everything and leave out the nostrils LOL! Inappropriate!

    8 years ago
  39. A pile of maggots. The press would make the weird outer shape and then the face side would be the more detailing to show the mass of maggots. Also with using white bread it would come closer to looking like the real thing.

    8 years ago
  40. A spider sandwich press maker. 1) Nobody likes spiders 2) You’d have a ton of bread scraps left over (oh, but you can make croutons out of it in the oven!) and 3) Who would eat a spider-shaped sandwich?! Ick ick ick. It would even look grosser if you spread Nutella on it and put chocolate shavings on it to look all hairy and ahhhh, now I’m scared.

    8 years ago