December 13, 2014
Oh man: we’ve been saving this for so long. We finished our European Trip well over a month ago, and we just kept this box in our fridge waiting for the day to review it. I don’t know why we didn’t film it right away, instead of waiting for Germany theme week for our WANKs and FAPFAPs, but it seemed befitting to film this at this time. Anyhow, that’s not the point. Point is this:
Super Dickmann. Super. Dick. Mannnnnn.
Yes, we were far too excited about this product, which isn’t really that great of a product. We just found the name insanely hilarious. Super Dickmann. You’re selling a treat called Super Dickmann. It’s so…so great!
We found this in Germany, and it brought about a very important discussion. Europe is generally a lot more liberal when it comes to sexuality in the media. You can see boobies and nipples, for example, while in media in Canada and the US, you can’t see that at all. It’s wrong!!!!!!! Murdering people gruesomely on TV and seeing blood splatter everywhere is totally acceptable, but heaven forbid someone expose an areola. People will in their lives see lots of nipples, but they will more than likely never see someone murdered. Man, censorship is so silly sometimes.
The point is, Europe doesn’t really ascribe to this silliness as much, I don’t think, and we got to thinking about that because of this product, Super Dickmann. Thank you, silly name, for making us rethink what’s important in life.
Also, check out these commercials we found for Super Dickmann. ZUPER DICKMANNNNN. Holy smokes. I’m so entertained by all of this. Yes, we’re far too old to be laughing at this, but that won’t stop us.
German people: please explain what this Dickmann is all about. Why is it called that. Does Dickmann have another meaning in your language, some other joke, perhaps? Maybe it’s clever wordplay? Something: there’s gotta be something here that’ll make sense of it for me.